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Oof.. who let Ryan "bucktommy warrior" Guzman out on my blog?
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Yelling contest in the tubie nursery.
(Close ups under the cut)
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Im thinking about "dating" plushies again oh no.
🧸 Giving a good morning kiss to your "girlfriend" when you wake up, having cuddled with her all night before
🧸 Making sure to say goodby and love you when you leave, telling them exactly where you're going to be.
🧸 Bragging about how cute and attentive they are, politely saying that you're "taken" whenever a grown-up tries to flirt with you
🧸Introducing them to your "parents" (your mommy/daddy in a kink dynamic) nervously, hoping they hit it off
🧸Keeping track of your anniversary to your "true love" and never holding it against them that they never seem to remember your gift.
🧸Having to go through the motions of seduction to be allowed to hump your plushie partner
🧸Performing submissive acts on the stuffie, to show that you understand that THEY wear the pants in your relationship.
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Human: Hi Buddy!! AWWW DRAGON! COME ON DRAGON!! *gives all the pets*
Alien: ..... that is a carnivore that can bite at 1,100 psi force .... why are you calling it buddy
Human: Oh hooo hoo what is that *scritches* huh?
Hyena: *jumps*
Alien: *alarmed* !!!!!!
Human: >:( no you can't have the camera
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