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batfamluvr · 4 months

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BATBOYS FAV POSITIONS

Dick Grayson is a bit of wild card. But walk with me, Dick is a doggy style kinda guy (Dixon's run). Face down and ass up is how he loves to see you. He definitely runs his hands up and down your back, subtly deepening your arch.

I can see it now: Dick has you bent over, a vise grip on your hips, and he's going at a punishing pace." Baby so whining just for me," he'd groan out. Be prepared for Dick's hands to snake up into your hair. It doesn't matter what length or texture, his hands will be in your hair. He may even pull it if he's feeling kinky and in one of his moods.

he half-moans as his hips smack against your ass." Do I feel that good, love?," he'd ask with a smug and knowing smirk. Then he'd bring your back flush against his chest and wrap his hands up in your hair." You're gorgeous when you cum around my cock," he'd whisper in your ear and speed up his already impossible pace.

Consider that star imploding, sun draining orgasm one of many he'll give you. Dick has got master stamina, and you'll go round after round until you tap out. Even then he'll go," hmm? Cant do anymore? I fucked you that dumb all you can do is moan and tap on my thigh, huh?"

Jason Todd is a man who loves to be ridden. I believe it's called the cowgirl position. He's usually tired from striking fear into Gotham criminals, but he knows you want sex and he wants to please you--or you mutually want sex.

He'd definitely let you take the reins. Jason would smile as you pressed his chest and laid him down on the bed and climbed onto his lap. His cock would jump at the feeling of heat radiating from your cunt." Fuck, so wet and pretty...'s all mine ," he groaned.

Soon enough, your cunt was squeezing and milking his cock. He had his arms wrapped around your waist and his head buried in your tits as he whimpered and moaned." P-Please keep going." Jason would also rub your clit as you rode him. He prefers to see you orgasm more than anything--and he knows the sooner you cum, he can too.

I'm also a firm believer of Jason enjoying you overstimulating him. Maybe him projecting (even though that's lowkey what HCs are) but I think Jason likes being pushed past his limit. He'd love for you to keep riding after he's already came. His thighs tensed and quivering; his cheeks plump and cherry kissed; white strands of hair sticking to his forehead from sweat. He'd have a grip on your biceps and be fucking you onto his cock like a toy, just listening to your dazed and incoherent babbles as you both use each other past your respective limits.

Jason moans and whimpers as he cums. Walk with me: Dick is a grunter, Jason is a moan/whimperer, Bruce is silent but you can tell from the way his abs tense, and Tim is a speaker. Damian (way older obv) is a cusser, I feel.

Anyway, back to Jason: he's does aftercare for you both. Depending on how hard you used each other, the aftercare is different. If Jason and been traveling and you hadn't seen each other, so y'all REALLY fucked each other silly, like thigh trembling, hardly coherent silly then he'd wrap you in his arms and y'all would go to sleep. But if it was normal post-orgasm feeling, then he'd run you both a bath.

Ima need y'all to really walk with me on this one: Jason would wash you. Not in a creepy way, but in a loving way. He's showing affection, not control or dominance, but love. I truly believe he'd buy your beauty products even if it cut into his budget. Jason would love to massage the soap into your skin; he'd feel at peace when he ran the shampoo through your strands of hair, ensuring each lock was wiped clean of the absolute debauchery y'all had just gotten into.

Tim Drake from what I'd read gives me a 69 kinda vibe. He thinks it would kill two birds with one stone. You both get off, you both are happy and it saves time. Not only is it efficient, it also ensures that he doesn't tire out and embarrass himself with his lack of sexual stamina.

I may lose y'all with this one, but Tim is not that good of a fucker, but his true gifts lie in cunnilingus. He can out-eat anyone, especially with the right person--you. Tim would have you moaning around his cock, back arched and thighs trembling. He'd have his arms locked around your legs, just sucking on your clit and tonguing your hole. And he wouldn't stop until his lips and nose were slimy and soaked.

Tim tries harder than any of the Bat-boys because he feels like he has to prove himself. He feels like he hardly won you over as it is, so the least he could do is please you. I also think, no I know, Tim has a praise kink. When y'all do go P in V, I think he'd stick to missionary until he felt comfortable enough to try something else." You make me feel so...so good," in that moan-y voice will have Tim unintentionally blowing his load and then feeling embarrassed about it. He'd also get a rag to clean you up. And his version of aftercare is eating and watching movies if you're up for it.

Bruce Wayne prefers it when you're both lying on your sides and he can hike your leg up and fuck you deeper. He'd have a hand in your hair, and his pillow-soft lips would be laying kisses on your sweaty neck. He can't get enough of your scent. Being with you brings out the primal side of him, the wild and carefree side.

I truly believe the sex would have little spoken words. He's not big on praise or degradation. Though he does oh-so adore your moans. He'd liquify your sweet sounds and inject them into his blood stream if he could, to get high on you. That's one addiction he wouldn't mind having nor would he be rushing to kick.

He's also very iffy on the aftercare. Sometimes he's the pinnacle of aftercare etiquette. Other times he's cold and stand-offish when he feels he's slacking and shirking his duties as Batman. He'll retreat into the Bat. And even as he yells and insults, he HOPES you won't get tired and leave. He HOPES he can shut himself up before making an irreversible mistake. Hope is a big thing for him. After all, he's a man of facts and statistics.

Even if Bruce can't be there in the flesh, he still ensures you're taken care of. Bruce ensures you have the best and warmest meal. Whether it's Alfred's making or the fanciest restaurant in Gotham. He'd have wardrobes and glam teams flown in from Paris and Italy to personally attend to your appearance. Not because he feels you need it or he'd rather you look a certain way. He'd love you if you wore a plastic bag. No, he's doing it for you. You want clothes and shoes. You want makeup, and he wants the best for you. So premier glam teams it is.

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riotlain · 2 years

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Slashers with a Grim reaper!S/O and pulls pranks on the Slashers while they "work" ^^

[Any slashers would be alr!]

your brain is so cool for thinking this

I FORGOT ABOUT THIS IN MY DRAFTS OH EM GEE IM SORRY

THIS IS A NWLNW BLOG!! WOMEN DNI PLEASE

Jason Voorhees

He killed so often you just kinda lived there at that point

So why not have a lil fun

Do a lil trolling

From drawing on his masks, to possessing the bodies of the ppl he just killed

He just gets annoyed by your pranks sometimes

Has Jason tried to cut your head off? Yes like 2 times.

But that was before yall was dating so it doesnt count

BUT he also loves that you accept him as a sort of rotting zombie thing

Jason overall doesn't care about your pranks. Unless it's something like moving a trap

Then hes just pretty annoyed

Michael Myers

You 2 first met after his first couple kills

You were annoyed how your work just boosted out of nowhere and started yelling at him when you saw him

He then tried to stab you.... multiple times

You 2 had a sorta one sided rivalry

He was your rival and you were on his kill list

Now that you 2 are dating its a great relationship

You stole his mask once and he tried to kill you

You once summoned a person he killed while he was reaction and that was the only time he was really "spooked"

Bubba Saywer

Do you prank Bubba? No

You prank his brothers though

They (Cough cough drayton) have threatened to serve you dinner for these pranks

Though you had to tone down your pranks on Drayton since he gets on Bubba for this

But congrats you started a prank war with Nubbins and Choptop

Bubba tries to discourage yalls behavior but like you guys are at each others neck at this point

Knowing you cant die Nubbins stole your arm once.

It may or may not have had a bite mark in it

Chromeskull

You sorta lurked around his work and once he saw what you did he sorta became your new boss in a way

And then into your boyfriend

You move the coffins or the bodies around for the funny

Scaring his workers are also fun

If they were to ever report your antics he would probably brush it off

You never do the kind of pranks you do on his workers with him

At most you just make his job a bit more inconvenienced

Making it harder for them to die, dulling his knife a bit, and the like

He, of course, wouldnt get that mad

As long as he got his job and, in turn, your job done

Vincent Sinclair

Vincents job makes it sort of hard to do yours

They dont die automatically after getting put into wax so you linger around the museum

You move the 'statues' around, usually making something dumb much to the annoyance of Vincent and Bo

Making them look like theyre having sex or something stupid like that

You prank Bo or Lester more than Vincent

It's just easier for you and you get a better reaction

With Vincent you feel bad for pranking him in a way

With Bo he gets mad and you get a funny response from him

Lester usually pranks you back

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wonderstruks · 6 months

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I Hate You Eddie Munson

EDDIE MUNSON X FEM! READER

WARNINGS: CURSING, MENTIONS OF HOOKING UP, MINOR VIOLENCE

SUMMARY: The reader is sure she hates Eddie Munson but when he drunkenly comes to her house her feelings start to shift.

•I DO NOT GIVE ANY PERMISSION FOR MY WORK TO BY COPIED ONTO OTHER SITES

Eddie Munson.

I feel sorry for any girl who dates him.

Eddie has earned himself a reputation as the freak Satanist at school and the no – good player bad boy at the trailer park.

Every night I watched people come and go from his trailer as they pleased, all hours of the night.

It disgusted me, it irritated me, and honestly, it pissed me off.

Believe it or not, me and Eddie used to be friends.

The best of friends actually, but one day he decided it wasn't worth it, and he decided to throw it all away.

It hurt for a while, dealing with the pain of losing my best friend, and it didn't help we were practically neighbors.

Only three houses down from me was the one person I wanted the most, but he didn't care for me.

He replaced our friendship with drugs and any pussy he could manage to score.

After everything I decided not to let Eddie destroy me, I picked up all the broken pieces and built myself back up again.

Losing Eddie made me see myself in a new light.

The girl I was wasn't who I wanted to be, I had to make a change, so I became the girl I only dreamed of being.

I traded my books for pom poms and my pants for skirts.

I became everything Eddie hated. But for me, I felt like I finally belonged somewhere.

Being a cheerleader I finally felted noticed, I felt like I found who I was meant to be.

Cheer also led me to Chrissy.

My new best friend.

She was like an angel in my darkest hours . She helped me find myself and watched me shine.

“You coming to Jason's Halloween party?” Chrissy asked as I shut my locker.

“Cant.”

“What, why!” She whined.

I laughed at her.

“Yeah I totally want to watch Jason and the rest of the basketball team get wasted and make stupid fart jokes.”

“Exactly! That's why I need you there to make it a little enjoyable.”

I rolled my eyes.

“You know you don't have to spend every second with him, right? You can stay home and pass out candy to trick or treaters.”

“But he's my boyfriend, even if his fart jokes are dumb I still love him and want to hang with him.”

“Youre a good girlfriend Chrissy, but I'm still not going.”

She groaned and stomped her foot.

“Fine but you owe me lunch then.”

I smiled.

“If that's what it takes for you to drop it, sure.”

She grabbed my hand and brought me to the cafeteria.

We sat in our usual seats, not to interrupt Jason as he was already on one of his heartfelt speeches.

It was strange to watch all the jocks hung to his every word, it almost reminded me of Eddie.

Both boys would go on these tirades, and each time people were glued to their every word.

Soon, Jason's speech was interrupted as he made eye contact with someone across the room.

“Freaks like him shouldn't be allowed in this school.”

I looked over to see what Jason was talking about.

It was the man himself, Eddie.

“We don't need filth like him here, I wonder how you were even friends with him (y/n).”

All eyes at the table turned to me.

No one asked me about Eddie besides Chrissy.

I was at a lost for words, but I knew i couldn't say nothing, not with all these judging eyes.

“I don't know, but I'm glad I opened my eyes and saw what a freak he is.”

My comment made Jason smile, almost like he approved of it.

Although it made the table happy I felt immense guilt from my words.

I hated Eddie for what he did.

He disgusts me and makes me angry.

But why did it hurt to talk about bad him?

I stayed quiet for the rest of lunch, wondering why I felt a pain in my heart talking bad about the boy I hated the most.

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“Happy Halloween.”

I said, closing my trailer door after giving some kids some candy.

I sent the bowl by the door and went back to the living room, basically throwing myself back on the couch and kicked my feet up on the coffee table.

It felt good to finally have a night to myself. No cheer practice, no parents, and no homework.

I finally got to relax and be as lazy as I wanted.

A random black and white horror film was on the TV, and I watched it as I snacked on some popcorn.

It was so peaceful.

But that peace was finally interrupted as the doorbell went off.

More trick or treaters, I thought.

I got up with a smile on my face, ready to greet some cutely dressed up kids.

I opened the door, but my smile fell.

“Hey (y/n).”

Eddie Munson.

I shut the door in his face, but that didn't stop him from knocking.

“(Y/n) please!” I heard him muffle from the door.

What could he possibly want?

In anger I opened the door to tell him off, but one look in his eyes and every nasty word I intended to say disappeared.

"(Y/n)!” He smiled.

“What.” I spat angrily.

He didn't say a word, he just pushed past me.

“Excuse me, you can't just barge into my house!

He laughed.

That's when I noticed his balance was off.

He was fucking drunk.

“Eddie Munson get out of my house!” I yelled.

He still ignored me and sat himself on my couch.

“Oh I love this movie.”

I stormed over to him.

“Get out.”

He finally looked up at me with a massive grin.

“Come here (y/n).” He patted a spot beside him.

“If I do, will you leave?”

“Sure.”

I sat down as far as possible from him.

“There now leave.”

“Not so fast (y/n) i gotta tell you something.”

“I don't want to hear it Munson you're drunk.”

“Maybe but I only have the courage to talk to you like this.”

My eyes softened at him.

He was scared to talk to me.

"I wanted to apologize. Sorry for leaving you as a friend. You were my favorite and I fucked up.”

I clenched my fists. He didn't get to do this, not now, not like this.

“Eddie stop.”

“I want your forgiveness (y/n), i didn't want to hurt you, but i just couldn't be your friend.”

“Youre not getting it. Leave Eddie please.”

In his drunken state, he ignored every word I said.

He wobbly scooted himself closer to me.

“I tried to find other outlets, but my mind always came back to you and when I realized my fuck-up you already moved on, although that hurt I did like seeing you in that little short skirt.”

I pushed myself further from him.

“I went to all those loser basketball games and I watched you. And god did you look good, but seeing you after with all those jocks made me realize I was always right, you deserved better than me, trailer trash Munson.”

My heart dropped, did he really think that about himself?

“Seeing you so happy made me also realize how much I missed you, which is why I came here to say sorry.”

I shook my head.

“No, you don't get to come here drunk and say you miss me. You hurt me Eddie, you left me with no reason and me hate myself. This whole time I thought it was me. I hate you Eddie I want you to leave, i don't want your sorries.”

I stood up and Eddie followed, I went to open the door and push him out, but he turned and pinned me against the wall.

“You know why I stopped being your friend, it because I was scared, I mean, look at you. I couldn't tell you I wanted you more as a friend, I couldn't tell you I loved you.”

My entire world stopped.

Eddie love me?

He hurt me because he loved me?

“No Munson, I'm not doing this. You are nothing but a pig, I will not be one of your hookups, I fucking hate you.”

I rustled around trying to break out of his grap.

“Youre not a hook-up you're the only girl I've ever loved.”

He placed his lips on mine, pulling me into a kiss.

Out of shock and anger I slapped him.

He immediately stooped and his eyes widened.

“Im sorry.” He quietly said.

He let go and stumbled back to the couch.

His head in his hands.

I was shocked.

How do I even process this?

How can I forgive him for what he did?

Most importantly, why did I feel sorry for him?

Why was I angry at the words I said?

I had every right to be mad to be angry, I had every right to hate him, but even when I used those words i didn't mean it.

The truth was Eddie hurt me and I thought I got over it, but i really just shoved it down.

Despite my nasty words, hearing him say he went to my games made my heart tighten, and to hear him say he loved me sent me over the moon.

After everything, he still cared.

The bastard still fucking cared.

Fuck it.

With a sigh, I made up my mind.

I walked back over to the couch and sat beside the sulking boy.

“I'm sorry.”

I received no reply.

I waved my hand in front of his face, only to realize he drunkenly passed out.

Shaking my head, I grabbed the blanket that was sitting on the arm of the chair and draped it around him.

“Goodnight Eddie.” I said before going to my room for the night.

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The next morning, i didn't want to face Eddie.

Everything felt even more weird somehow, but I knew I had to talk to him.

When I left my bedroom I noticed Eddie was gone.

Part of me wished he stayed.

He must have left early sometime in the morning.

I sighed before getting dressed and making my way three trailers down.

Four knocks and the door opened.

“Hey.” A nervous boy answered.

“Can I come in?” I asked.

He moved out of the way, letting me in.

“Look last night I'm so sorry I was drunk and-.”

I cut him off.

“I hate you, Eddie munson."

The boy's eyes saddened but it was almost like he expected this.

“I hate what you did to me, I hate that you bring sluts here, I hate that you annoy me, I hate the way i don't hate youin fact, I hate that even stupidly drunk you made me miss you, made me forgive you, and I absolutely fucking hate the way I love you too.”

I look in his eyes to find his brown pools staring deep in mine.

I've thought I've changed, but one look in those doe eyes I realized I could never give up Eddie.

No matter how he hurts me, how far he pushes me, he will always be a drug that I will always crave.

Eddie replaced me, but I replaced him too.

I thought I belonged where I was, but I was wrong, dead wrong.

I belonged right here with Eddie.

“I hate you, Eddie Munson.”

“I love you too (y/n).”

He smiled and so did I.

I grabbed him by the collar of his shirt and pulled him into a passionate kiss, which was greeted and returned lovingly.

#stranger things drabble #eddie munson x reader #eddie x reader #eddie munson #eddie #stranger things blurb #enemies to lovers #stranger things

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sardonic-sprite · 10 months

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Ok ok so @quotidian-oblivion has been (lovingly) pestering me to make something of my/our comment thread on "bane" where we were talking about the whole "Ra's wants tim's babies" thing, and what if that actually happened, so here it is 😂 (tw for referenced rape)

So obviously this could only happen if Cass didn't save Tim from Ra's's half-sister so. Hella angst

Poor Cass is devastated that she was too late to stop it. She blames herself, even tho everyone tells it her its no one's fault but Ra's and his sister. She becomes ridiculously protective of tim in response, even well beyond the time she forgives herself

Dick clings to Tim for an entire day when he finds out, trying not to feel rain on his skin, promising it'll be ok someday, that he's there, he'll do anything he can. He's guilty too, wishing he'd been in better contact, gone with Tim, done anything that could have spared him Dick’s nightmares

Damian’s world has shattered. Grandfather... does not want Damian. As his heir. He wants a previously nonexistent child. DRAKE's child. And he has stooped to the lowest low to get it. The carefully built family around Damian is in mourning for something he doesn't fully understand, and Drake now flinches when Damian, in what was supposed to be a peace offering, calls him "Timothy"

Steph and Tim make up as friends when she comes to support him with the shock of knowing that he has (will have, bc they are NOT leaving it with Ra's) a child now that he was not ready for. She doesn't touch him once while she's there, stays at arm's length, and that, Tim thinks, is what makes the visit feel as comforting as a hug

Jason is horrorstruck and breaks out of the rage/aggression and channels it towards hunting down League assassins bc what the fuck how DARE ra's? Tim was fucking 17 and Jason does not care how powerful this bastard is, he's going the FUCK down because NOBODY messes with Jason's baby brother but Jason himself

Barbara is ranting about how Ra's cant even know the genetics are going to fucking WORK how he wants them to, but breaks off abruptly as Tim's eyes well up, changing to enumerating all the baby things she's ordered and telling the dumb science jokes on the onesies because she NEEDS to see Tim laugh

Alfred LOOKS composed but every night he grips that shotgun real tight and has to remind himself that these kids need him, he can't risk himself for vengeance, what matters is Master Tim and the new little master or miss to be. He asks Tim privately if he'd like to choose a room to be the child's nursery. Tim doesnt know, but that's ok, dear boy, that's ok.

Bruce comes home and instead of the joy of reunion (or well, after it) has to struggle not to cry bc God his poor little boy... Damian was a shock too but at least Bruce and Talia loved each other. At least Bruce fucking consented. At least bruce was a goddamn adult. He doesnt think he will ever be rid of the guilt that Tim only found his way to Ra's by looking for Bruce

And Tim himself...

He can't go underground, at all. He redesigns his costume so that he can only unfasten it with a biometric lock, and doesn't tell anyone where it is except Alfred (medical emergencies). Some days, he can't look the girls in the eyes. Some days, he can't look at them at all, not without memories of things he isn't supposed to have seen or. Or felt. He's kidnapped as Red Robin once and chained to the wall, and he dissociates until someone (Jason this time, and who'd have believed THAT a year ago?) comes to save him. He can't get a good night's sleep anymore, not that he ever could but still

He feels paralyzed. There is no putting this off, no playing for time, nothing. They were able to confirm that Ra's's sister IS pregnant, and he knows damn well it's his, and nature waits for no one. In less than nine months now there's going to be a squalling, breathing, tiny, fragile, entire child, and unless he steps in, Ra's is going to raise it. Which means torturing it into a killer.

Every part of Tim screams NO

So they use those months to plan. How do they get in, how do they get out, WHEN is this supposed to happen because they can't well kidnap the child from the delivery room, the poor thing has to be in some kind of stable health, they need to KNOW these things, and thats when Bruce gets a call

Because Talia is fucking livid. She knows Ra's is an asshole, that's why she got Damian to Bruce, but this was a whole new low, her goddamn AUNT pregnant by her teenage non consenting STEPSON? She can't stop that any more than the others now, but she knows what she CAN stop: another tiny child being twisted and corrupted by this absolute monster. They need a spy, right? Well they got one

So there y'are, Q, the horribly angsty beginnings of this Dad!Tim AU. It doesn’t look pretty right now, but it will slowly get happier bc babies are adorable, dammit.

Edit: Part 2

#sprite wrote #somewhat #Q made me #tim drake #jason todd #barbara gordon #bruce wayne #talia al ghul #damian wayne #dick grayson #cassandra wayne #alfred pennyworth #stephanie brown #ra's al ghul #ra's al ghul's sister #red robin comics #referenced rape #dad!tim au

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slashingdisneypasta · 2 years

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You know what gets me?

NonKiller!AU's for the Slashers.

Michael tried to kill his sister, when he was 6. But she managed to stop him and they got him help. He leaves Smithsgrove at 21, just like the movie goes, but this time he's released on good behaviour. His therapy has been working and he takes his medication without even being reminded- he's a high functioning human being; Half bad, half good. To Laurie Strode he's just the carpenter working on the house down the street.

All the way in Texas, the Sawyer brothers are saved from their upbringing early on by the cops when their parents abandon them and Grandpa starts losing feeling in his legs. Bubba's just an infant, Drayton's just turned 13 and the twins are just two manic kids. Miraculously they stayed together in the system, and now they still live together well into adulthood- Drayton says he's irritated as hell but he doesn't kick them out, Bubba's a lollypop lady near the local school, Chop Top went to war and when he came back he needed help but is doing well and spends a bit more of his allowance on vinyl's then he probably should, Nubbins is a small-time photographer helping Drayton with the rent despite how they fight, and they all take care of Grandpa. They're aren't doing great, but every Friday is leftovers night and its like a little party.

Chucky and Tiffany broke up, and this time they never get back together. Glen and Glenda live with Chucky every other week, though Glenda is starting to get sick of of it (Getting thrown around constantly like a fucking Frisbee) in her teenage years and gets closer and closer to moving out too-early with every fight they have. Glen's picked his dumb parents up from jail too many times growing up but he couldn't give up on them even if he tried, because he sees the good in them; How his father beams with pride whenever the twins achieve something (Even if its not the thing he wanted them to achieve) and how his mother constantly shows she just wants them to be happy and nothing else really matters.

Across the country, Jason works with kids at a high school; Tries to help them, give them a person to talk to about things or just sit with. Tattoo's run up his arms and lick out the colour of his t-shirts, and they look gnarly (He got them to distract people from his head), but they remind him of what's important he tells his teenagers, it doesn't matter what other people think of you. He also offered his services online as the internet blew up and one of his teenagers who especially resonated with his help on there was called Kathy Krueger.

Freddy's a divorced, bisexual father in the 50's suburbia who doesn't seem to give one single fuck that other people hate him (He grew up like that) and he's irritatingly resourceful so no matter what they do legally, they cant get rid of him- he pops right back and takes great joy in shoving his existence in peoples faces (He's a survivor so fuck all of you). And he's not a perfect father by a long shot but he's always there at Kath's school things and is always good for dad jokes to lighten the mood.

Its not until they're in their 50's that Jason and Freddy meet- Jason's taking a cross-country road trip after his mother dies, to clear his head, and he makes a stop in a town called Springwood where he meets a man whose mouthiness has only gotten worse with age- and- and- is this man checking him out in the grocery store??

Meanwhile Billy and Stu are two boys watching horror movies in their bedrooms together, afraid of how other people would react to finding out they kiss together, too.

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justaz · 2 years

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something i always thought about when it came to amnesia is how different people would act. like the whole nature vs nurture thing, your experiences in life shape how you act, think, and behave. if you’re uplifted throughout your life, more often than not you’re going to be a pretty confident person. if you’re put down and belittled throughout your life, you’re not gonna have the best self image or self esteem. in a lot of writings, when a character has amnesia, they seem to behave the same as before they lose their memories, while they’ve lost their memories, and after they gain them back. it’s always been something in the back of my mind but nothing that like totally bothered me.

something i think is cool though is that even though it’s not explicit i think i can see evidence of this in percy jackson. i cant make a case for jason as we never knew him before he lost his memories, but we were literally inside percy’s head for five books (and some side stories).

again under the cut bc it’s a long one teehee

first things first though lemme just say: percy is not dumb! he’s actually really smart and is emotionally intelligent and observant. we’ve seen this throughout literally the entire series, not just a specific book or a singular series. i’m talking about every instance he appears in the riordanverse.

lemme also say that percy was abused. this isn’t a headcanon or whatever, it’s literally canon. there’s and instance of it happened in the third chapter of the lightning thief when percy goes home after ditching grover and interrupts gabe’s poker game and as he stomps into his room gabe brings up his report card and calls him “brain boy” which insinuates that gabe constantly belittles percy’s intelligence (as he also calls him that when percy and sally are leaving for montauk) and it’s safe to assume that he didn’t just stop there (“guy secret” (physical abuse) and “he’d find a way to blame me” (gabe went out of his way to cause conflict with percy)).

so percy grew up in a home where he was consistently put down and went to schools where he was bullied no matter what (“sarcastic teachers - every jerk who’d called me stupid in school or laughed at me when I’d gotten expelled.”). being put down in this way your entire life would not lead to high self esteem and confidence. so while percy was emotionally intelligent and observant enough to pick up on luke’s bitterness to the gods, annabeths crush on luke, grover being thalias protector, chiron telling that half truth about the oracle in the attic, medusa hating annabeth by tensing up for a split second, etc., etc., he did not have the self esteem to pick up on annabeth, rachel, calypso, and nico being into him unless they spelled it out for him.

even then, when calypso told him that she had feelings for him he couldn’t understand bc “i’m just me” and it took rachel asking him what it would take for him to kiss her and annabeth literally kissed him under mt st. helens and it took another year for them to get together (i think there’s another reason there but that’s for another day), and nico had to tell him straight up that he had a crush on him for percy to realize (which tbf,, nico was so angry towards him that i don’t blame percy for not picking up on it).

the point is, percy is extremely emotionally intelligent and observant as long as he’s not part of the equation. when you bring him into it and consider other peoples feelings towards him, his own insecurities get in the way of him picking up on extremely obvious signs (calypsos treatment of him, actually just the entire battle of the labyrinth book).

(i would also add that he down plays his powers/strength a lot because of these insecurities but that doesn’t pan out with what i’m talking about bc when his memories were stolen, he didn’t know the true extent of his powers so he didn’t change much in that department as he still underestimated his own strength as with the water canons during war games.)

anyways, after he arrives at new rome and is y’know an amnesiac, he seems a little off from how he was in pjo (which i think would’ve been really interesting to see if he went by perseus instead of percy but that’s a whole other thing) and i think it’s bc of the amnesia. since his memories were gone, he didn’t remember gabe or his school bullies or sarcastic teachers so his self image kinda boosted a bit and he owned his intelligence and looks and what he had with him bc it was all he had.

he noticed that reyna had recognized him and wanted to kill him (or was angry, i can’t remember exactly) when he first arrived at camp and he also noticed she was the leader quickly and knew that he shouldn’t question her in front of the other campers and remained silent. he picked up on octavian blackmailing hazel, hazel and franks romantic tension, the fact that nico recognized him, etc., etc. further more, he owned his intelligence and didn’t shy away from it. he noticed that while octavian was saying one thing, he was simultaneously saying something else, he picked up on the manipulation (? is that the right word? idk, silver tongued-ness of octavian). he knew that octavian would be a powerful political enemy and since a lot of decisions in new rome are made in a political way (? does that make sense?) that octavian would be a powerful enemy in general.

in his meeting with reyna afterwords, he had apparently counted the lines on her arm and picked up on the fact that they stood for the years that she was part of the legion and the ring and the spa, blah, blah, blah, basically just reread their whole meeting in son of neptune. reyna even says that he’s smarter than he appears (which, yeah, might be a dig at him, is also a compliment bc she did just call him smart so-). he also almost immediately picked up on the fact that reyna was insinuating that they could be…something and he could choose what that something was. without the memories of his past and the subsequent self esteem issues, he immediately picked up on the signals reyna was sending him. so now that he doesn’t have his memories, when he’s part of the equation he can still reach the right answer without his insecurities clouding his judgement.

then when he got his memories back and we moved onto moa, we kinda got pjo percy back. the scene that sticks out to me the most is percy and annabeths date in rome. annabeth tells percy that she knows him and percy wants to respond with “and you like me anyways?” but doesn’t, showing that with his memories coming back, so did his insecurities and shitty self esteem.

so while it’s not explicit and attention isn’t called to it, it’s nice to find proof (i guess) in pjo/hoo that the amnesia actually affected the character is a realistic way (i guess).

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asjfkld your tim feelings are so relatable it truly is the "i dont like fanon tim drake" -> "i dont really like his character very much actually"-> "everytime he shows up i sigh and groan until he leaves" pipeline.

granted for me i think the hate is exacerbated by fandom and editorial but when ive seen multiple "jason would be an incel" takes by tim enjoyers despite tim cheating on every girl hes dated and being rude to like every woman he works with, i cant help it

EXACTLY i know for a fact that if u look at my posts from like a year ago i made/reblogged plenty of pro-tim posts. fast forward to now and ive been complaining about him for like 2 straight hours fhdkasfhakjf when i first started getting into comics i didnt mind fanon tim, then i learned more about canon tim and started hating fanon tim, then i learned even more about canon tim and started hating canon tim too lmaoooo

i completely agree that a lot of my own hate stems from other peoples opinions of him tbh. a lot of tim fans will dumb down the other robins to make tim seem smarter and cooler when really hes kind of. at the same level as all of them. don't get me wrong i do think that tim is smart but some people take it to the level of "hes so smart that everyone turns to him for guidance when they need someone for computers or detective work :0" like??? everyone in the batfamily was trained by batman to be a detective i promise they don't need tims help. im tired of seeing people that are like "dick calls tim every time something goes wrong with his computer because tim would know how to do it 😳🤣" bc??? dick is a full grown man that has led multiple teams and been a vigilante for years i don't think he needs tims help with anything

i don't think ive seen the jason incel thing tbh but about tim and the women he works with!! one thing that bothers me is that a lot of writers will want to make tim seem Desirable so they have girls like... throw themselves onto him. like cissie said she had a crush on tim in young justice but like. its never shown except for one time she kisses him???? and then greta also likes him and literally tries to kill steph because shes dating him,,,,, like. why r we doing this. and don't even get me fucking started on the part in teen titans where rose gets drunk and tries to fuck him ????????? literally why.

i don't think that tim is rude to EVERY woman he works with (and like i said before a lot of that is just his writers being sexist and not really about tim) but theres def a pattern. like just off the top of my head theres the time that cass wore barbara's costume for a night and tim was like "whoa batgirl 😯 you look so hot 😏" then there was the time that he acted like cassie was being selfish for breaking up with him and when he was constantly rude to rose because of what she did while she was being drugged and manipulated

but yeah. sorry tim fans but i cant get over some of his weird shit

#this is again just me dumping my thoughts in a way that i hope makes sense #i just have a lot of opinions but i don't have the brain capacity today for it to work #so i hope this is all readable

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peaceful easy feeling

i enjoyed my day immensely. i don't know if i have ever been more at peace with life. i cooked myself a healthy meal in my kitchen. i am obsessed with my oven. i cleaned and did laundry and emptied boxes and showered and wow- i decorated a little. I'm so excited for Christmas. My fire place is being fixed in a few weeks. I have to figure out how to get wood and how to store it. Madison and i went to our old apartment today- i had to drop the keys off in the mailbox for the landlord. he texted me later in the day asking what the sticky stuff on the ceiling was.. there was always a mark on the ceiling in my room. I never touched it so have no idea if it was sticky. i cant believe we spent 3 years there. it just goes to show you can get used to anything. I told Madison i would get her bedroom furniture for Christmas. there has been some debate as to who has the "main" aka the "master" bedroom. We think she is in the main bedroom. Her room really doesnt need any work- she wants to pant and the closets could use some shelving.. but the rug is in great shape. My room is a project. it needs paint- its an awful yellow color and the closet is big and could be beautiful but its not- also it needs new flooring.. I'm excited to make it my own. i need furniture too but i havent seen anything i like. Madison wants white furniture .. easy. Madison reminded me again today how X use to say bad things about me to her. While i was building him up in the eyes of his children, he was tearing me down and i didnt know- i have to forgive myself for not knowing- for being dumb. i knew i hated him and i knew he was mean- i just didnt know how truly sick he was/is.. Meg either blocked me on facebook or took herself off.. i worry about her mental health.. it cant be easy living there. i saw a snake on my run today.. i saw a blue jay this morning out my front window.. i was looking for the brittany book yesterday.. target did not have it.. i stared long and hard and Mathew Perry's book.. a few hours later i found out he died. i thought it was weird. i'm in a world of shit at work... hopefully this too shall pass.

i thought about contacting Jason.. but decided it wouldn't be the right thing to do since i'm not interested in him.. i was bored. id rather be bored by myself than be with someone just to be with someone. I dont have it in me to fake it.. A busy week ahead for sure.

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the-firebird69 · 6 months

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(1) Bradley Gt Sunday morning Drive - YouTube

andworks on utube not yahoo and so ok tons use google.

and they see it it is in the fine print. no it is easy tos ee tryiusing it.

now this is cool fast ok. up to one eighty and more they say two hundred and a standard old but the new ones are a lot faster. tons of kits now

tons

and they are at the city gold and platinum and more and now. hit it ok. and are hit a lot and by macs. s ee it too we use nothing expect it all dump our funds and factoreies are stuid kids. he hates it. now we etry.

and they shall. lost it today and wer e mad spraying needed. and tons say it we shall die if not. and ready

Hera

not yet but shall and we will and mac says it. tons need it and demand request and shall submit rquests. tons obbugs ok

Thor Freya

gs ths iscoool but he is under duress. but he is under diress bugs at him. at night wake hm and lots of times. we use it ok. need them to spray now we send in teams

and we shall ok but ok need this fixed

mac

we do it yo lie and always

morock

are at it now

ok need it out and your in the way you faggots he is suffering and willw ork and for himself. now we try

jeff

and he hits we hit. and him.

stan

we put a hit on you now stan b ig mouth. and you shall pay for this horrid place. you moron.

Zues Hera

i see it can move so i try more o your funds

stan

andw e take you harware as normal. to weaken you and use others as normal.

Zues Hera

and we see i correct his verbage and im a joke so what i die anyways

stan

good

Hera

and any in the way and you the quasi empire shall fall soon regardless. are weakening. tons of you die and in the fight now. are at you now and are numerous. y8ou hit here their bases adn areas of operation. tons. and most of you morlock live in squalor the macs why and theis empire half assed version. we see youi dont believe us. your at it and down there and are outnumbered all over. morlock crush you. flatten you. and they are whimps in this fight and arena. they saw it and go after your hardware . and tons of it. they are at ten bases in the west trying. and they seek you out. yoiur hardware why you are hard. an learned it. see it now. ten of the very large no are large though. five are major refuelling statinos and the ohter five minor. and we shall hit you stan. you have to get through it. ok. you fag. and missy too what a fn bitch a losser. phave himpay no. and she was steamed. they infight but shit and he is a target. and tons say it this is no fun. and cant see macss. so what. we take your stuff in the fight use it, it is perfuncory, mandatory needed. you make it needed. you too stan cant do a roof it is over a year, and gross shithead squaloer is your goal shit in the front yard. you fn suck. he will seek alternate housing report you heat your fat ass up. though you may be dead by that time. cut in half, back. kill kill kill and are hit and out. and we know when and where. no not skellig. you shall lose all your fleet. becoe a rebel vs your own idiots. and be scourned. ask for his help ad he sahll say it hadns are tied. sorry. and you lose the house. a new landlord ok ahhaah lol right it is sherry and you blow up jason ok. and then she hits you. you boil with hatred. so. your an ass.

tons are at your bases now. since we typed this. tons at trump. he fell islent the spaz. what losers. and yeh ok a sprots car with garth how pathetic. and walked in hulking. his idea too. and is a fool. was arrested along iwth most of you cowards by mac. he hats youf fn losers

tons are at the cities. tons. its a blood bath. and ten foot conduits found going to the countrysde to houses. tons of them. too. and small bnkers below and a few cables. to a router. and your dumb ppl ok and it is in clusters of houses. yes. hides it well tons of you see it they were deadly. we are too. and yeh we do this too. hahah lol

Thor Freya he says whoah way to soke them and youmake it worse have him itch we hit you losers

tons of yours are out stan and we hit them here. tons say it too him. need the house his apartment there and turmp too hit him. tons do. and are after teh key and see why john remalard wants it. to take the apartment use the threat.

and tons see it they did not use robots are dumb. hated. by all and us. she is a cunt. and tons see it. works with garth the traitor and ass to our son. we hate you garth your an imbicile. does not have anything together and is shit. lowly as he is, is what he is. lots of the tards are but he iss hit and the black mac they see it. too late and oh no.

on hawaii 50 now we use thi stans attacks. hit. and pull his stuff now.

Olympus

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a-wild-things-rambles · 1 year

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u ppl p know i can a bit of a stickler for characterization. but honestly i cant be fuked to debate over the minute details of characterization, with people taking p solid stances on smaller differences.

i like to think most of my issues with other ppls characterizations stem from not wanting stereotypes or derogatory characterizations to be perpetrated, normal to do with class or race, and how that affects the characters characterization, such as ill frown on anyone using morrisons talia characterization because its rooted in racism and antiasian stereotypes such as dragon lady and dragon lady baby mama, and if you characterize stephanie brown as a dumb reckless kid, which is rooted in classism and sexism.

but if people have different opinions on things unlike that? i try not to care! i understand its my personal opinion that is affected by how i read the source material. the minute of 'the true batman characterization' or 'just how angry should jason todd be' while interesting to debate, gets annoying when people are trying to say theres a true answer thats for everyone. i vary on the batman scale hour to hour[and depending on the situation], and i vary on my opinion on the minute of jason and dicks brotherhood often to.

idk i think what im trying to say is its comics. 'true' characterization is a myth and i think you should just think critically about whether the characterization is harmful, but other than that? its free reign. people will have different opinions and you should be able to respect and deal with that, and if not, remove yourself from the conversation[i do that a lot] i will enjoy good faith debates over the minute of characterization, but as long as its not harmful or derogatory. well you can do what you want

[not saying you should never critisise ppls opinions just open mind and dont engage unless its harmful. and dont bitch about them where they will see it<- that is the reason i have so many drafts] [also i specifically said free reign to unharmful opinions. if its rooted in racism or classism or homophobia or so on call that shit out]

tldr: ive decided to give less of a fuck about characterization and stick to removing myself if i cant good faith debate if its harmless.

added reasoning: i think arguing against harmful characterizations has bled over into how we argue about nonharmfull characterizations and we need to tone it down a little. we're here to have fun so have fun! but when seemingly innocent characterizations are harmful it can be hard to treat actual innocent characterizations in a different manner

#like theres still non harmfull shit that annoys me #but theres a reason i have the dc channel bloked in one of my servers #also u would be surprised how mush stuff gets characterized as harmful #spoiler: its most of fanon #not saying u cant be a hater [i am] just can we not get pissy over small persoanl interpretations #thebirdrambles

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Nico and Hazel got bored while on a trip with the 7 plus Will so they decided to pretend the next house they'll visit is haunted.

They arrived in the evening and to their surprise the house actually already looked like ghosts were living in it so they felt even better pulling through with their prank.

When everybody entered Nico made the lights in the house start to flicker while Hazel used the mist to slam the door shut and not let it open. Unfortunately since these are professionally heroes they only saw this as a mild inconvenience. Hazel and Nico had to step their game up. With the help of Nico controlling the temperature in the room and Hazel using the mist to create shadows and ghostly figures appear from the peripheral vision of the 7.

Due to the slowly decreasing temperature everybody started to huddle around Leo and Will since they had the highest body temperature. They were starting to get suspicious and more alert to their surroundings just then Nico decided to let his acting skills show off

"Hmm thats weird." He muttered underneath his breath so only Frank who was standing next to him could hear.

"What do you mean Nico? Can you sense something?" At Franks question everybody turned around in concern. Hazel had to bite the inside of her cheek to keep her composure.

'Oh he's good', she thought,' but I'm not letting him steal my thunder.'

"I feel it too. Theres definitely something here. A presence but I cant pinpoint what it is" she let her brows furrow in concentration. 'How can she make this story more believable? That's it!' She let a picture frame drop in the room opposite of them. Leo jumped, startled into Annabeth.

"Jesus Leo, my foot."

"Sorry, I'm really sorry I didn't mean to" he scrambled off of Annabeth while Percy gave him an amuses grin.

"Are you enjoying Annabeths safe embrace" he taunted.

"Oh go fuck yourself" Leo had a hard time keeping his humor when he's scared. This meant their plan was working.

"Im gonna go check it out stay here." Nico forced Wills arm of him who was clinging to the Son of Hades, his face getting paler by the second.

"Are you dumb. Thats the most 'White people in a horror movie who are about to die' thing ever. Stay here, we can just leave the house. No reason to stay here anymore." Will clung onto Nicos arm harder not letting him go. Sighing Nico took Wills arm off of him again and held his hand.

"How about we look together. That way you'll protect me when it goes wrong. Hmm?" Hazel was confused but let Nico do as he wanted. Will did have a death grip on Nico and Nico didn't seem keen to loose an arm today. So she let them leave.

While the couple left to look at the other room the 7 huddled around each other. Their hands positioned near their weapons ready to strike at any given moment.

Suddenly they heard Will scream and as that happened a ghostly figure appeared from beneath them and flew through their bodies leaving everybody shocked and scared. Hazel heard Leo yell again clinging onto whoever stood closest to him, which happened to be Frank who didn't even have the time to change into an animal. Annabeth fell over Percy and took Piper down with her. Jason was standing as still as he could, pretending to be a statue. The only one who seemed to be fine was Hazel who promptly started laughing. Soon Nico joined her laughter from the other side.

"You fucking jerk. How could you scare me like that" she heard Will screech from the opposite room to which Nico only laughed louder. She herself couldn't keep herself standing upright either. Holding onto Franks knee to keep herself from falling other laughing

Annabeth immediately spun around, looking perplexed and a bit annoyed at the thought of getting tricksed by the Underworld siblings.

"You guys, have the worst sense of humor ever" she pointed a finger at Hazel who was struggling to calm her breathing. A similarly out of breath Nico stumbled into the room with and annoyed Will at his tail

"That was the most entertaining part of the trip so far Hazel, good job" The two siblings fistbumped, feeling extremely pleased by their prank not realising the scheming eyes of their friends.

#percy jackon and the olympians #solangelo #nico di angelo #pjo #will solace #percy jackson #hazel levesque #frank zhang #annabeth chase #piper mclean #jason grace #leo valdez

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Imagine the slachers Brahms, Jason e Michael arriving in your shared room and come across your loved one wearing a sexy outfit just for them...

(uhhh i included visuals bc i wanted too also lingerie is gender neutral and so is the reader also my stupid dumb brain did a color association for each character so whoops)

NSFW AHEAD

(i cant add a cut bc im on mobile whoops)

BRAHMS HEELSHIRE

i feel like brahms is the type of guy to like more classy lingerie, softer colors, lace, you name it. he’s definitely the most gentlemanly when it comes to the removal of said garments, well, usually he is. sometimes he just can’t keep his hands off of you and that results in your new outfit landing in shreds around your feet, but he’ll give you money for a new set and might even go with you so you can have a little fashion show for him. unashamed of his horniness and might try to get it on in the changing room, your choice if you let him, but he’ll probably keep trying at home too because in his eyes you looked ethereal.

MICHAEL MYERS

i feel like michael would be fairly indifferent when it comes to the style, but you know to go for smaller/cheaper pieces as he has a tendency to get handsy and render the garments as scraps. the first time you made that mistake was his birthday(it took you weeks of searching to even find out when it was) and you were sure he’d love it. when he first saw you, sprawled out on the bed in next to nothing, his first reaction was a head tilt. classic. what you didn’t expect was him stalking around the bed until he was next to you, looking you up and down and then tearing the set to pieces. lets just say you’ll never forget that night and the dent it left in your wallet.

JASON VOORHEES

i feel like Jason, much like Michael, gets kinda handsy, but less in an aggressive sense so you’re safe to go for a more costly set, his focus being more on your exposed skin than the fabric covering it. if he takes the time to actually look at the lingerie he admires how well it shapes your body, like it was made just for you. in his eyes you are the monarch of the kingdom and he’s just a knight that doesn’t think he deserves your attention, and yet here you are, dressed so elegant yet promiscuous, and all for him. you never thought someone of Jason’s size could be gentle, but he proved you wrong. that night was all gentle touches and fingers barely grazing your skin, yet leaving a trail of fire in their wake. you’ll definitely dress up like this for him more often after seeing how he practically worships you, i mean everybody can use a confidence boost.

#slasher imagine #judahs nasty #michael myers x reader #ask #anon request #michael myers #the shape #jason voorhees x reader #jason voorhees #brahms heelshire x reader #brahms #brahms heelshire #friday the thirteenth #halloween 1978 #brahms the boy #the boy 2016

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f1nalboys · 2 years

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GOING GHOST HUNTING

heres a self-indulgent and wonderful little thing for some of the characters i write for because im hilarious and i want to ghost hunt with these mfs (affectionate) no i cant spell no idc deal w it yall should know this by now also is this a safe place to admit that i used to have a massive crush on zac bagans or no……

mentioned: jd, ian mckinley, randy meeks, tatum riley, sidney prescott, billy loomis, stu macher, mickey altieri, derek feldman, hallie mcdaniel, erin ulmer

Randy Meeks, Ian McKinley, Jason Dean, Erin Ulmer

ok so me and tatianna made this trio up and im in love w them so bare with me while i go feral. <3 ANYWAYS so all three of the boys simultaneously believe and don't believe. they're the type to be like "that shit is SO FAKE!" but the second they hear a sound they start throwing up. Ian is super into paranormal shit and has a big bucket list on where he wants to visit eventually. JD is the one who will antagonize the spirits by making fun of them and being disrespectful but the second he feels a breeze he's sobbing and asking for forgiveness. Randy is the most vocal about not believing until he actually shows up and then he's all about being respectful and not doing anything to piss them off lmfao. He's also the most afraid and will genuinely believe he's getting possessed LMFADBGJBSB Ian will have to calm him down and JD is there with a straight face but internally he's trying to remember that quote from the exorcist heheheh basically i love them it would be so easy to scare them when they're actually somewhere but just being like 'omg i see something...' erin is CONSTANTLY scaring them SJGBSHBGH its so funny she disappears in the place and just screams bloody murder, will jump out of random hiding spots, even throw random stuff to get the guys freaked out. she is the only one who is remotely calm the entire time and has, on many occasions, had to hold one of them who fucking scooby doo jumped into her arms yes it was ian no he wont talk about it he feels safe in her arms i would like to have sex in a haunted location with them all.

Billy Loomis, Stu Macher, Mickey Altieri

ASSHOLES! they do not take it seriously in the slightest especially not Stu. he goes around and messes with stuff, jumps out to scare you, fucks with the oujia board if you're using one, shit like that. he's also not easily scared, if something happens he finds it fucking awesome, so just work on your acting bc if you start crying and saying you're seeing stuff he will go fucking bone white LMFAO. Billy is just like "this is so dumb ghosts don't exist you're an idiot are so are the fake spirits" the entire time. he will never ever admit if something creeps him out so he'll just use that energy and accuse you of being scared hehe. Mickey might be the better option out of them because he'll TRY to take it the smallest bit seriously for you. think shane madej type shit LMFAO he's talking with the ghosts and teasing them but if you're actually freaking out he'll still laugh at you but he'll lay off a bit. i would like to have sex in a haunted location with them all.

Sidney Prescott, Hallie McDaniel, Tatum Riley, Derek Feldman

best group ever ever ever <3 they all take it seriously, won't fuck around and be purposely disrespectful but also don't take it TOO seriously if that makes sense??? like they'll all lighten the mood with a few jokes and will occasionally scare the others when they can hehe. derek is the best if you're genuinely afraid of this shit, he'll be around you the entire time and try to calm your fears as much as he can. he'll even offer to take you home and leave early if you're not feeling it. hallie is the bona fide ghost hunter, has all the latest gadgets and knows all the rules she'd fucking buy night vision goggles if given the chance. she really wants to catch a ghost on camera and gets so excited at the slightest bit of activity, her energy and excitement are SUPER contagious. sid and tatum take it a little less seriously and mainly humor hallie when they tag along. tatum will be the type to come up behind you and go 'boo!' in your ear LMFAO. sid wants to play scary games like the hide and clap game but in complete darkness LMFAO. the bravest one too, will sit in complete darkness by herself and ask the ghosts questions. i would like to have sex in a haunted location with them all.

sorry guys something hacked me i think ignore the crossed out sections they mean nothing.

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i'm not trying to gatekeep people but PLEASE don't act like you know a lot about a character just because you've read fanon. like even just one comic is okay!! hell, even no comics are fine just don't act like you know EVERYTHING about someone just because you look at funny fanon posts. characters personalities cannot be entirely dumbed down to what fanon writes them as. a *lot* of "haha funny" posts make characters one dimensional. it's okay to get into dc/batfam because of fic/fanon! it's entirely okay! but please take the extra step because you cant just be like "i love dick because he's such a mother hen" "i love jason because he's angry and traumatized" "cass is the quiet one" "duke is the sane one" etc etc and have people take you seriously. i promise these characters are so much more. they have so much potential.

#personal #ok to rb

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Tim realizing that since Jason has been in the pit, Jason is always cold. He cant get warm. Tim throws himself into working this out, there has to be something to warm Jason.

Hi, anon, thank you for your patience. I… took the sappy route with this. Since this got longer than 1k, I posted it on ao3, too.

Attempt One

“How’re you doing?”

Tim eyes the bundle in front of him critically. Jason dropped by his safe house thirty minutes ago, teeth chattering after an encounter with Mr. Freeze, and he only looked marginally better. The chattering stopped; that can be a good sign or a very bad one.

Jason gives him a weak grin. “Alright. No danger of turning into an icicle any time soon.”

Hmm. Tim will see that for himself.

When he moves, Jason lifts a hand in protest. “Hey, no—“

Tim completely ignores Jason’s protests—he’d feel worse about it if it wasn’t the only way to handle injured Bats—and sticks his hand between the isolation blanket and Jason’s neck… just to flinch back. “Holy shit!”

“Nah, it’s—“

“It’s hypothermia, is what it is!” Whatever bullshit is coming out of Jason’s mouth, Tim is not listening. “You’re going into shock! We gotta get some extra heat in here, or maybe actually call the hospital; I’m not equipped for this—“

Jason’s hand closes over his mouth. Tim gives him a second to remove it, then he licks it.

Jason just grins. “As I was trying to say: It’s always like that. My body temperature never went back to normal after daying.”

“Nnr?”

“Never.” Jason shrugs. He looks completely unbothered in a way that leaves Tim incensed. That’s just stupid. Did Jason just accept the fact that he’s in constant discomfort as if that’s not a thing there should be—should be—multiple solutions to, what the fuck. Tim is gonna fix this, so God help him.

Tim is so busy coming up with 315 possible solutions that he even forgets to bite Jason’s hand for a moment.

(Only a moment, though. “Ouch!”)

Attempt Two

“I’m not sure how you think piling more blankets on me will help me raise my core temperature.”

“Of course it’s not.”

Jason raises an eyebrow at the three blankets currently on top of him. “Right. Silly of me.”

Tim rolls his eyes. Men. So ungrateful. “Your core temperature is obviously affected. That’s why I brought heating blankets.” Many, many heating blankets. Jason ends up looking somewhat like a disgruntled duck by the end. Tim has pictures to prove it.

Thirty minutes later, Tim takes Jason’s temperature. Still way, way too low for a human. He sighs. That would’ve been too easy, huh.

“You know,” Jason waggles his eyebrows, “there’s a rather more traditional way of warming up under the blanket.”

Tim swats his head. “Keep it in your pants.”

“Even if I wasn’t, you wouldn’t be able to tell under all these blankets,” Jason tells him mournfully.

Tim decides that retreat is the better part of valor. For today. Just until he can stop imagining what Jason could do to… warm up.

Attempt Three

“A hot bath.”

“…you think I haven’t tried that?”

No. No, actually Tim doesn’t, and his expression must adequately convey that cause Jason throws his hands up. “Okay, no, I haven’t, not really. My place isn’t that fancy.”

“It certainly doesn’t have this tub. Now shoo, get out of these clothes.”

“Why, darlin’, you only ever had to ask.” Without ceremony, Jason pulls off his shirt, then begins working on his belt. “Alright, tell me: What makes this tub special?”

“From observation, I conclude that your resistance to high temperatures has also increased,” Tim begins in an excellent mad scientist voice, just to drop it right after. “Or you wouldn’t be able to wear that fucking jacket in summer. So I engineered a tub that will slowly heat up to a temperature just above 50 degrees Celsius.”

“I sure hope so,” Jason grumbles as he climbs in, unabashed in his nudity, “cause right now it’s really fucking cold, babybird.”

Funny cause Tim thinks it’s definitely getting hot in here.

Hoping his face doesn’t heat up—haha—, he looks down at his phone and activates the heat settings on the tub. “At least,” he says thoughtfully, “we don’t have to worry about accidentally causing a heart infarct or anything like with normal freezing victims. I think.”

“I’m gonna pretend I didn’t hear that.”

“We’ll take it slow, anyway.”

Almost two hours later, Jason’s skin is red and wrinkled and covered in glitter from Tim’s bath bomb. He’s still cold to the touch.

Attempt Four

“Tea? Really?”

“You like tea.” Jason has been hanging around Tim’s place often enough that the younger man knows. (If there’s a corner of the top shelf just dedicated to Jason’s favorite blends, well, they don’t talk about it.) “And anyway, this tea is special.”

Jason put down the cup. “Tim.”

“Yes?”

“Tell me you didn’t get this from Ivy.”

“I didn’t get this from Ivy,” Tim recites just a little too dutifully. Truthfully, he hasn’t—it’s of his own creation in the lab—but seeing Jason squirm is just too funny.

“The things I do for you, babybird,” Jason sighs and exes about half of it. When nothing obviously terrible happens, he drinks the rest in small, careful sips.

“Nothing?”

“A hint of chamomile—I get that one, soothing—and… bergamot?”

“Yeah, that’s your favorite, right?” Tim’s taking down notes and is only half-listening. “How do you feel? Any warmer?”

When Jason doesn’t reply right away, Tim does look up. “Jay?”

The older man has a slight smile on his face. “A little warmer, yes.”

Tim brightens and jumps up. Jason lets him stick the thermometer under his tongue without any objection. Tim is a little disheartened when it climbs up to 33°C and stays there, again, though he tries to stay focused on the positives: “I guess it’s a start, though. After all, the perception of warmth is just as or more important than the objective temperature.”

“Uhuh.”

“Also, you didn’t turn green, so that’s good.”

“Tim!”

Attempt Five

“Okay, if this doesn’t work, I don’t even know anymore.”

“Please tell me you’re not hooking me up to electrodes.”

“Sorry, that’s too dumb a lie even for me.” Tim is about to demand that Jason takes his shirt off again—an unfortunate side effect of this type of experiment, really, how terrible that he has to ogle those pecs and abs again—when he pauses. “Wait. Is that… a bad thing?”

Which is terrible phrasing for Is this something that was used to torture you? but Jason seems to get it cause he shakes his head. “Nah, just didn’t know you’re into that.”

“I’m not!” Tim isn’t.

…at least, he doesn’t think he is? There’s certainly something to be said about the inherent homoeroticism of applying gel to another man’s skin and attaching electrodes. He’s so caught up in the entire thing—and the way Jason’s muscles jump and twitch when Tim applies his own brand of stimulant ray to them—that he doesn’t notice how quiet Jason is, too.

However, in the end, the thermometer still reads 33°C.

“Fuck,” Tim mutters. “I really thought I had it.”

“Guess I can put my shirt back on.” Jason makes no move to do so.

“Yeah.” Tim is looking at his notes again, trying to figure out where he went wrong. His joking words at the beginning aside, there are still options, avenues for him to pursue. It’s just that these are the most promising ones, and Tim can’t bear the thought of failure. The idea that Jason will just—will just have to live like this, forever cold and disconnected—

He lifts his face when he hears Jason putting his shoes and jacket on. “You don’t have to leave. I can still—“

“Nah, it’s fine. There’re only so many sex jokes I can make before even I can take the hint,” Jason sighs. “Thanks, though, Tim. I really appreciate the effort.” He turns toward the window.

It takes 4.7 seconds for Tim’s brain to catch up with that, and then another 2.4 for it to convince his body to move.

“Jay! Wait!”

The Solution

The afternoon sun throws golden rays into their bedroom. Tim can feel her rays tickle his face, his eyes, so he turns further into the embrace that’s been offered to him all night. Jason doesn’t wake up, just snuffles out a slight snore and pulls Tim half on top of him as if his boyfriend is some sort of overgrown teddy bear.

Tim snuggles into the crook of Jason’s neck contently. In his opinion, there’s no better place to be: His lover underneath him, chest rising and falling with every breath he takes, warm and alive and here for Tim…

Wait.

Warm. Jason’s warm.

Tim scrambles up and frantically reaches for his bedside, where the damned thermometer has a place of pride after the last time he got sick, and Jason returned the favor by taking his temperature every five minutes.

“Babybird…?” Jason’s voice is rough with sleep. Tim feels a little bad about waking him up, but: !!!!

The thermometer climbs. And climbs. When it stops, it reads 36°C degrees.

“That makes absolutely no sense,” Tim whispers, awed.

“Nope,” Jason agrees amiably. “You’ll figure it out, though. Can I have some more snuggles first?”

On the one hand, Tim is dying to look this up in the literature and maybe talk to someone who knows Lazarus Pits better. This doesn’t make sense scientifically, so there has to be some magic involved, right? Perhaps the pits are more into metaphors than they thought, or—there are so many possibilities, and Tim can’t wait to explore them.

On the other hand… Jason’s looking soft and warm, opening his arms for Tim, and he’s smiling. It’s no contest, really.

Tim presses a kiss to Jason’s cheek and sinks back into his embrace, scientific pursuits forgotten.

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