#but I’m being a hater sorry

[01libra]

Notes on saltburn from an oxford uni student bc why not

- using zadok the priest as the opening for this movie of all things is sacrilegious. nothing else more aptly sums up this film’s inflated sense of it’s own importance

- Basing this in brasenose is pure wish fulfilment from fennel who went to a flop pph (permanent private halls) that no one’s ever heard of that doesn’t exist anymore .. stealing that big famous college clout. Not hers to claim 🙄 (sorry I’m a chch alum and bitter)

- Keep getting distracted by how old this “uni student” Oliver looks. Looks like he’s 40 😭

- All the tutorial stuff is 100% accurate though. Oxford vibes for the most part are accurate but not surprising since the film is written and directed by an oxford alum.

- the eating and talking in the college library is upsetting me. Maybe it flew it 2006 but wouldn’t now LMAO

- WHY ARE THEY FOCKING CYCLING IN CHRIST CHURCH MEADOW 😭😭😭 again idk abt 2006 but nowadays you ARE NOT ALLOWED

- “What college are you in mate” 100% authentic first question to ask anybody. “Yours mate” is brutal 😭 hasn’t often happened to me ..

- posh public school kids 100% don’t befriend lower class people I cannot stress this enough. That aspect keeps throwing me off it’s so not the way of things.

- Felix’s eyebrow piercing is putting me off I don’t know a single person of his class demographic with an eyebrow piercing and I know a lot 😭

- ChirpSEEing? I’ve only ever heard it pronounced chirpsing 😭 probs just me being wrong though

- This is literally an upper class fantasy of what the evil lower classes are up to frfr like we are NOT that obsessed with them I promise omggg

- “Only rich people can afford to be this filthy” so real though my college cleaners had to report my Westminster school neighbour in first year for her room being so filthy …

- Why are there no transitions between any scenes in this movie

- Inaccuracy: calling them exams. First year exams are called prelims bruh no one calls them exclusively exams like this film does

- Being able to spot a rental tux from a mile off is real

- Hanging casually in the Magdalen deer park as brasenose students with no explanation as to why they are there ? Sure ..

- Walking across the manicured grass at saltburn ??!! With a suitcase ??? After a year at oxford he would know better 😭

- I rly don’t get why these guys are friends like what do they even talk about … nothing has shown Oliver to be likeable

- The way Felix says “it’s like .. black tie” all bashful. Is so real

- “Lucky for you I’m a vampire” top 10 worst lines in film history

- This film is so evil for making me like the upper class guy more then the middle class guy like … this is a new kind of insidious

- People not knowing Oliver’s name feels overplayed idk like the public school kids at MY oxford college knew my name even if they didn’t like me. Like him being Felix’s friend would ensure that people would know his name even if they didn’t like him lol Oxford colleges are small lmao

- “You’ll eat us from the inside out” fennel announcing what she thinks abt poor people …

- The final speech abt the rich not having any natural predators except one ?? What ?? Poor people ??!!!

- The full frontal nudity at the final scene . Way to hit us while we’re down 😭

#idk what this is but enjoy #saltburn #I mean spoiler warning. duh #but I’m being a hater sorry #the oxford vibes were fun and the upper class commentary is accurate and sometimes funny #until it descends into upper class pandering over the fear of being usurped by those below you .. or whatever #I should have added a read more but I’m on mobile sorry #long post

[smeegamae]

loved one that came back but came back wrong, but it’s literally lirin and kaladin someone call me an ambulance

kaladin coming back to hearthstone and lirin knowing the man that comes back has his face and his voice and his mannerisms, but the man that came back wasn’t really lirins son. kaladin grew up while in the army. he learned how to shave and how to gamble and probably had his first sip of alcohol. he had his first girlfriend and he saved lives and he watched friends die, all before he was 19 years old. he grew those callouses that lirin thought he so desperately needed.

so no, the man that came back wasn’t really lirins son, it was someone with his face. because how do you rebuild that relationship when you’ve grieved his and tiens deaths, and you’re now grieving his life and the choices your son made for You. he went to the army to watch over his brother for You, because he promised to keep him safe, even though you begged him not to go. losing both sons is infinitely worse than losing one, and even though kaladin came back, lirin is still grieving the little boys he lost to war and the son that kaladin could have been if he never left.

and like. lirin is a surgeon, not a therapist. he can’t fix kaladins depression or suicidal thoughts (things that got infinitely worse after years in the army) and it sucks to have to watch your kid be someone whose morals you disagree with, while knowing it could have been so much different if he’d never left. and that now that he’s back, you can’t do anything to change him back to who he was. all lirin can do is be disappointed in kaladin because he’s already grieved him twice.

#sorry i’m being emo about them i can’t help it #lirin haters clearly don’t have dead little brothers sorry it had to be said #kaladin #lirin #the stormlight archive

[randbitb]

Some of y’all need to stop consuming every person you don’t personally know like they’re a character to play around with, controversial I know from a minecraft yt blog but you know. I’m a hater

#some things fandom do. and I’m like we should all die actually #sorry for being a hater I’m fundamentally boring and I hate fun///

[novablisters]

if I had a time machine I’d erase harry potter from existence not necessarily just out of hatred for jk rowling(though that is a very strong reason) but also because it’s fucking annoying how culturally dominant it is I want people to stop talking about it I want to not think about it it’s not that good it’s not that interesting shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up SHUT UP SHUT UP. SHUT UP.

#sorry for being a hater guys 😔💔 it will happen again #the salmon are kissing and it sounds like the words of god #I act like an optimist on here but I’m actually very angry all the time #part of my brain is going ‘oh but what if 😔-‘ I DONT CARE #I HATE #anti harry potter

[killerwithknife]

I am NOT opening this text gang 🤣 have fun w your ugly boyfriend tho 🤞‼️ hmu when he’s dead

[thenamesblurrito]

Ngl, I don't like how the new movie is changing the backstory. I wanted miner Megatron, I wanted him writing his manifesto, becoming a gladiator, starting a revolution. No atlmodes takes out the whole funtionist society, are at least Megatron's big chunk in it. Also, Bee being the same age as them is a very weird take. I've always seen Bee as being 20 and Megs and OP being in their 50s.

Changing the backstory?? My dude there IS no one backstory in transformers. Megatron hasn’t always been a miner/gladiator/revolutionary leader against functionism. This is a brand new continuity, not IDW or Aligned. For gods sake have we forgotten the LITERAL EVIL BRAINWORMS he had in G1???

I super love new and weird takes on old stuff, in case you’ve forgotten the premise of this blog. I have some qualms maybe but overall I’m excited for this. Also you seem really quick to dismiss the lore and worldbuilding potential of not everyone having tcogs. Limiting tcog use so that “lowly worker bots” don’t have any, and apparently many don’t even have NAMES, sounds like it could absolutely be a dystopic regime, just with a different manner of oppression than functionism.

Basically: tf fans stop expecting new continuities to be exactly like old canons challenge (failed)

#sorry this response is a little mean but. I’m really baffled at this opinion #or rather several dozen versions of this opinion I’ve seen from dedicated haters. I don’t know you and have no idea your overall attitude #so my apologies for this answer being somewhat of a response to the many many bad faith complaints I’ve been seeing #it’s literally a brand new canon why are you upset it’s not like the old ones??? #also we have One Single Trailer. you have no idea how they’ll use lack of tcogs in the worldbuilding yet why are we already critiquing it #I wish bee was someone else sure that’s the only bit I’d agree with but this is hasbro and he is The Kid Appeal Character #tf one #tf one spoilers

[mariposahxh]

it’s an actual crime that the anime skipped the part when Killua gave Gon the rainbow diamond.

A CRIME.

update :

EVEN THE 90s VERSION SKIPPED IT ARE YOU FUCJIBNG KIDDING ME

AND I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE GAYEST ADAPTATION

rare nippon animation L

me rn

#killugon #killugon propaganda #killugon deserves better #sorry i’m just being a hater #i actually love the anime adaptation #except for scenes like this #fuck scenes like this

[ughitsniya]

everything is falling apart

#girl blog #tw depressing stuff #gloomy coquette #girl core #coquette #sorry for being depressing #tw depressing thoughts #beansblr #baby cvts #girlblogger #cinnamon girl #lana del rey #melanie martinez #self hatered #girl interupted syndrome #girl in pieces #girl interrupted #girlrotting #i hate me so much #sadgirl #sad thoughts #honestly #thigh cvts #i want to cvt #i’m just a girl

[wistfullywaiting2]

I love the father figure Dazai headcanons as much as the next guy but please if Dazai was a father he’d be the dad that your mom divorced because he kept cheating on her and he blames her for ruining their marriage in front of you every chance he gets when you’ve never heard her say so much as a mean thing about him to your face.

He has visitation rights every weekend but most weekends you spend sitting out by the curb outside of your house for 6 hours because he said he’d come pick you up and never did so your mom has to eventually tell you to come inside and eat the reheated dinner you rejected an hour ago because you thought you’d eat dinner at dads house. And after you go to bed that night you hear her argue on the phone with him about how you deserve a father figure in your life.

But when you do go over to his house you get to spend the weekend eating nothing but hamburger helper’s, Mac and cheese, and baked beans with boiled hotdogs, you also get to do nothing but sit on the floor next to the one folding chair he owns in front of the milk crate that has his tv and beat up ps4 on it while you watch him play call of duty.

#I thought of this last night while showering so now you all have to see it #bsd #idk #i thought this was funny #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #this is not a serious post #I’m not projecting #i promise #this is not a lore post this is just me being a hater #bsd dazai #dazai osamu #bungou stray dogs dazai #i’m sorry everyone

[tastesousweet]

can yall stop with that matty b and chrissy shit lmfaoo😭

#this is me being a hater i’m sorry to ruin my reputation #but i gotta say something #sturniolo triplets #matt sturniolo #chris sturniolo #nick sturniolo #christopher sturniolo #matthew sturniolo #nicolas sturniolo

[niymue]

people immediately freeing those pajamas from the ea play paywall are the backbone of the sims community but I still will not be downloading as they are just so truly hideously ugly ❤️ god bless

#i’m sorry for being such a hater they just ARE #idk maybe it’s just me but the more vibrant and ridiculous for pajamas the better imo #or soft and pastel #but not . the palette they went with #still though love how modders are immediately on the scene #bc maybe someone does think they’re cute !!!!! and good for them they should have them then #deeply and forever in love with the modders of this game #text

[poisoned-pearls]

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BOTHERING YOU!!! I AM INTERESTED!!!

AUGHH OKAY OKAY SO-

It’s INCREDIBLY similar to canon, that’s like, half of the point. Jamil and Azul have been in the same class for their whole school a career and I firmly believe Azul has HAD a crush on him since their first year even in canon (ex. “I’ve always been curious about you since we were first years.”)

so in this au it happened completely on accident. Since they were only around 3 weeks- a month into school, Jamil didn’t have kalim to worry about yet (who arrived a month later) and azul didn’t have such a large reputation (so Jamil was a little less cautious). Potion project, truth serum. Should be easy right? That was until azul accidentally lost balance and tried to catch himself on the cauldron, sending it all over him and into his mouth.

so when Jamil leans over to ask if he’s okay, because a giant metal thing just tipped over him, the first thing out of his mouth is “great seven you’re gorgeous.”

when Jamil is promptly like “what” Azul literally can not control his tongue and is like “please go on a date with me-“ and Jamil just stares at him for a moment before going “…sure” because, well, hell. He’s free from kalim for the first time in his life, he thinks he’s pretty too, it’s worth a shot and he’s under a truth potion, so at least he knows he finds him attractive. So sure, couldn’t hurt to try.

And it did, in fact, not hurt to try, they snuck their way up the astronomy tower and had a nice dinner that azul made. And they were both, very very happy.

another date later (this time by Jamil, where they played mancala in one of the scarabian common places) and they were official.

And a month later, (a week or so after kalim transferred) Jamil joined basketball and Azul became his number one fan, where a year later Ace learns about his existence from

Azul keeps Jamil from becoming more stressed about kalim, and Jamil uses his study guides to not go insane. Jamil also becomes a third enforcer for the monstro lounge, and knows EXACTLY how everything works, because hell he was there right next to Azul and helping him figure it all out when it was happening. He’ll catch someone trying to run from Azul and his contracts and toss them right back into the shark pit.

theyre also horrible. Like the most couple to ever couple. Jamil waits outside every housewarden meeting to walk with Azul, they always either bring breakfast or coffee for each other (they’ll switch it up on who brings it each day). Hell even Ace originally knew Azul as “Jamil’s boyfriend from octavinelle” during games.

#Also I think that Azul wouldn’t overblot (because Jamil would seriously help with his self esteem and because JAMIL SHOULD PUNCH LEONA-) #Listen I’m not a Leona hater #But I didn’t like him during book 3- #Listen I’m sorry I just can’t sympathize that strongly with a guy who is still rich as hell and royalty #You don’t have to work #I don’t feel that bad for you not being king #Jamil probably would still overblot but I have angst for that #Angst you’d probably like actually #You know when you were thinking about Jamil feeling bad after his overblot?? #Imagine how he’d feel knowing he chucked his boyfriend halfway across the desert #But yeah #the sillies #id also think it’d be FUCKING HILARIOUS for canon Jamil to meet this jamil #“Oh shit the magic is all messed up- give me a second I need to call my bf to make sure he’s okay” #“Your what” #“My… boyfriend? What you don’t have one?” #“NO????” #“Life must suck for you then.” #“What? You think I need someone to be happy?” #“Well are you?” #“…” #(He feels bad because he doesn’t get Azul and weighted blanket cuddles when he’s sad) #(He feels bad thinking about all of the bad mental episodes Azul’s helped him through) #After Jamil figures out the other version of him is dating Azul he’s like “Him?? That schemer-??” #He insults him so much other Jamil is like “listen I don’t care if your me I can only take so many insults to my boyfriend before I just #Fight you.” #Jamil vs jamil #jamil viper #Azul Ashengrotto #jamiazu

[leonardalphachurch]

you’d think meta tucker would be the most fuckable thing possible to me. and yet.

#rvb19 spoilers #i’m being a little hater right now sorry #someone will front later who can feel joy and whimsy in their heart #i get to be. wow. we’re back to this huh. we’re going this again. #did you have fun writing your church lives fanfic burnie

[beeslippers]

Hgsn volume 4 and 5’s scary moments feel completely pointless which is a wild thing to think about with a horror story

Think about it, what impact has any of the recent attacks had on Yoshiki and “Hikaru”? There is 0 reflection on any of the attacks. With their personalities in the first 3 volumes you’d think Yoshiki would start depending on “Hikaru” even more as he starts realising that no where is safe from impurities and that “Hikaru” would get even more obsessed with Yoshiki and be terrified to let him out of sight. But this never comes up. The village getting worse is seen as this hypothetical that’ll happen if they don’t figure things out and not as something that is already happening.

Their lack of reaction makes them feel out of character

#oughhhh I’m being a hater I’m sorry #I’m in mourning about the direction this manga is going #everything that drew me in is gone :( #hikaru ga shinda natsu #the summer hikaru died #hgsn

[romancestual]

me seeing a long post painstakingly analyze ts’s new album like op is dissecting a piece of art whose value is unparalleled and whose literary prowess will withstand the relentless passing of time

#i’m in hell this is insane #i’m sorry for being a hater i can’t help it :((

[spongyspingy-rising]

begging FR to stop rolling out constant ancients that clog the database & can’t be dressed to just….. fix all the QOL things that have remained unaddressed for years.

#I want a functioning site with less major updates and a reasonable support ticket system and I’m not kidding #sorry for being an ancient hater #kal rising #flight rising