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nishipostitz · 2 years

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you or them saying “id give you head” as a (not)joke

pairing - gn!reader x kags, ushi, tendou, kenma, oikawa, tsuki and bo

tw!! slight suggestive themes, nothing too sexy sexy,

lets start with the guys that would be on the receiving end

kags 🫶

he is flustered..!! “p-pardon?!” you put your hands on both sides of his head, jokingly pushing his head down. “or would you like it the other way?” you ask. he wants to just melt away. ‘this is so embarrassing’ he thinks. “youre joking” he says softly. and you chuckle. “idk. i might not be” you replied. “throughout my life, ive spent it with you” he starts off. and youre starting to get scared(not) that he could be agreeing. “and you’ve never had a bf. that just means you have little experience. i wouldnt take head from a newbie” your expression drops. “so YOUVE received?” “possibly?” the remaining of the day was spent with you chasing kageyama around still thinking he never told you. even though he lied.

ushi 💪

would probably be like; “you cant. im just too much” which makes you gag. his reply didnt make you back off. “whatever, go big or go home, yk?” you said with a smirk and tying your hair up. now, ushi is scared. ‘either everything goes down the drain, or it could go really well!’ he thought trying to stay positive. the higher beings may have listened to his prayers and gave him the latter. he has his dream gf, just no head 😔

kenma 🤘

just literally says “then get under the desk and get it over with” he honestly doesnt care. free head? sure! “you really thought i meant that?” you asked. he looked over at you, “you really think i wouldnt get your pranks after being friends with you for so long?” you pouted. another failed prank. when will he ever fall for anything? this just left you to find new ways to prank him.

tendou 🙌

i mean. well. ok look. “id love to have your head. it’d be a great trophy!” “seriously?” he nodded. you ended up crying into a pillow whilst he laughed. dont worry he also felt bad. so to make up to you, he gave you head.. 😳

now the ones saying it

OIKAWA HANDS DOWN.

so.. yeah…well you see. WHOS NAÏVE ENOUGH TO DECLINE HEAD FROM THE GREAT KING. yeah he said it as a joke. but after your “yes, my king” and a few simple seconds of teeth against teeth. it was no longer a joke.

tsukiblalala 👏

boi- anyways. uhm. well. HAH. you were laughing so HARD. you were in the middle of an online CLASS. and luckily, the mic was off. but you started laughing so hard and couldnt hear your teacher calling your name. “i dont get why youre laughing so much. because i should help and give you a head with your assignments” oh so he didnt understand that phrase. but you continued laughing anyways(actually he did understand. and this part was foreshadowing the next)

bokuto 🤞

oml. he’s- AGHHHHHH. baby. we must protect. you were struggling with homework and he asked “do you want head? i could help! i might not be the best at studying, but i can help ease your stress!” what he meant was; instead of asking if you needed a hand, which was useless, he asked if you needed a head. which was basically two brains to make work easier. it made sense in his brain. but for you, oh man. it took a lot of explaining for him to understand. as he now understood, “you still want head?” HES SO CUTE IM DYING.

hopefully this was enjoyable and not confusing 🤲

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goremet-chef · 10 months

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being friends with me sucks because i will never ever send the first message unless ive like. slept in the same bed as you (AND EVEN THEN ITS HARD ive known these bitches for 10 years why am i still nervous to send them dms specifically KSJFS)

(ramble)

i think dms naturally just make me anxious because then i have to do smalltalk in a private setting? god i hope not, im really awful at carrying a conversation. ive done my best to like... get better but its hard to keep track of things. im the kind of loser who looks shit up like "how to keep a conversation going" its real bad

but oh man, do i wanna talk to someone? absolutely. bouncing my leg biting my nails type shit the urge inside of me to reach out, the urge is strong but the anxiety is stronger SKFJSF

like many things it sorta comes from bpd too? ive got such a crippling fear of rejection, of not being wanted or not being welcome, that shit will keep me away from ANYTHING i dont care we could be roleplaying hot gay sex every day if i get the idea that there could be some reason im not wanted at that moment i CLING to it and i will never speak to you again unless you start it. its. humiliating and EMBARRASSING but.. its just how my brain works.

it makes me feel awful too, cuz i dont like.... there is a very real chance that if you tell me something and its not clear what you mean, or its blunt, short etc. ive heard people with trauma often take neutral cues and negative and that is so fucking true for me my brain immediately is like "oh you pissed them off lol" and im just. sat with dread because I KNOW ITS NOT REAL, i know trust me i know. i know my brain is making it up and everything is fine,

i used to ask for clarifications, but i learned to stop doing that because it makes me sound even crazier. they mean shit normally, so i cant ask "are you mad at me, did i do something wrong?" cuz it freaks em out like??? no nothing is wrong tf (and even that reaction alone could cause my brain to double down. its EXHAUSTING).

THAT ALONE will keep me away as well, i hate feeling like a burden, and big surprise lots of people think of borderlines as burdens. yippee. this is technically fine though? i dont make many friends to begin with, or well. i dont MAINTAIN them i think i make them a decent amount but i guess.. in my head, if you are my friend, yr my friend forever. like unless we specifically part ways, i will always think of you fondly. doesnt matter if we havent talked for weeks, months, years. ill think of you and go "oh yeah, that person is my buddy :]"

UNFORTUNATELY i dont know anyone else who thinks this besides me, which means theres probably lots of "friendships" in my head that are now one sided, bummer. idk it sucks, i have dreams about that kinda shit, where like... my friends from middleschool, id come home and theyd be happy to see me again and tell me how much they missed me, but thats just fantasy 😔

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ghoulfr13nd · 2 days

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hi!! music anon 🎶 here! i wanted to start by wishing you happy 4/13!! :D in the spirit of homestuck day i have a very specific question! have you ever tried making hs aspect playlists? i used to make and listen to them regularly i had an obsession so i'm curious xd

and i suspect ud be back from the Crane Wives' concert by the time I send this ask so I hope it went well! :D (also I'm soo jelous of seeing Barnes Courtney live ;v; or in general the capability to go to concerts without system overload because as much as I like to dream about going to concerts I know with my sensory issues I wouldn't be able to survive for long without overstimulation and cutting it short 😔)

I totally get metal being overstimulating! even though I love it I still need to be in a right headspace and environment to listen to some of it! and you know, I think Worthikids could be in metal category but not all of his songs? he likes to mix genres soo maybe alternative music in general but yeah, i think kinda! (btw my all time favorite band is Rammstein (i've been listening to them since middle school!) I also really like Equilibrium (its folk metal!))

(oh yeah i decided to divide the part with me trying to read your ocs based on their playlists into different ask because it's pretty long and maybe this way it'd be easier to manage? i hope! 😭)

music anon my dearest i’m so damn sorry. i’m so sorry. i care you. you are my friend now. i so look forward to your asks.

happy belated 4/13 🥺 it is probably my favorite holiday (or would be if i i had any good traditions:( ) but to answer your question — I HAVE NOT CONSIDERED MAKING ASPECT PLAYLISTS. THATS SUCH A FUCKING HUGE BIG BRAINED IDEA. I WANT TO DO THAT SO BAD. i was OBSESSED with classpects back in the day so i think it would be fun to dig into that and really make playlists for different hero titles….

the crane wives concert was alright!!! the band was GREAT and i got a STELLAR tshirt but the traffic director in the parking lot convinced me to try a parking space i’d never have tried for in a million years and i scraped up the side of my car IN FRONT OF OTHER PEOPLE IT WAS SO EMBARRASSING!!! and it was all i could think about the whole time 😔 it is what it is

I’ve since gone to see Death Cab For Cutie/The Postal Service and Peter Bradley Adams!!!! I’ve been very excited to tell you about my other concerts. I really really enjoy going. have you ever considered wearing earplugs to concerts? I’ve heard that helps with some of the. yknow. how much everything is. if that makes sense. maybe that could be helpful to both of us!

do you have any specific songs you recommend from those bands? i want to give them a listen but i want to know what your favorites are!

(i also totally agree with your thoughts on worthikids but i dont have much else to say about it gjskdjdj)

i’m going to read your opinions of my ocs now (IVE BEEN REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS!!!)

#music anon 🎶

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aquagustd · 2 years

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i feel so bad for everyone in hie. especially junho :( him being scared that jungkook was probably not gonna come back. it just made me realize that it means that before jungkook came back and even now, that’s something junho worried about, just like oc. and poor junho loves his dad so fucking much, but it isn’t safe to be with him. that’s gonna leave him really sad and very confused because he’s only 6 years old, he doesn’t know the full story. tho i’m pretty sure junho is starting to catch onto what jungkook’s lifestyle really is, hence the paintings. it just makes me really sad. jungkook trying to change so he can be the best dad to junho, but jungkook has to realize it’s best for junho to distance himself from him for his own safety, and that’s gonna really cause pain to them both.

yoongi 🤨

who was on the phone call at the pharmacy?

and why is seojoon (i think that’s how you spell his name, idk i don’t really care, he’s just trying to get into oc’s pants 🙄) just knocking on the door out of nowhere after we’ve literally haven’t heard from or of him for…i dont even know how long. don’t open the damn door oc. he gives me the creeps and think he’s definitely hiding something. probably is coming over to kill you bc he’s connected to jungkook somehow, so tell him taehyung’s gonna come over or to kindly gtfo.

since i just brought up taehyung— OH MY GAWDDD

there wasn’t a lot of smut but holy shit that was hot 😩

and his friend better back tf up 🤨

IS JIMIN DEAD!?!!??

ik you can’t tell us but i’m hoping you didn’t do my mans dirty 😭

back to jungkook, where did he even go lmao 💀 again, you can’t tell us but he needs to pick up his damn phone calls. and i was lowkey kinda blushing during the part with jungkook and oc on the couch, even tho he should be giving oc space because hello? he got a whole ass fiancé.

anyways sorry for writing so much, i just love you and your brilliant brain for blessing us once again with another amazing part! have a great/hope you had a great day 🫶

listennn when i was writing that scene with jk on the couch i was giggling & kicking my legs 🫣🥺 that scene totally wrote itself !! it was just supposed to be oc picking up junho & telling him about meeting up with joon but nooo i had to throw in some fluff bc i’m a simp 😵‍💫

YES 🥺🥺 now it’s official. junho is thrown into the oc + jk mess since she’s not the only one worried if he’s gonna come back or not & it’s honestly so bad for a lil kid his age 🥲 namjoon was making some valid points !! it’s oc that just needs to get her shit together & act on it bc it seems like the only way now. it’s too late. honestly jungkook is trying to be a good dad but does it really matter now 😔 he already exposed junho to a lot of shit that we might not know too ??

is hie jimin d3ad NAHH OFC I COULDNT DO HIM SO BAD PLS I LOVE HIM 😭 but ig we’ll see what state he’s in soon 🫣

you’re onto something with seojoon & oc should just say tae is coming over 🫠 but remember that tae is out of town too 👁 hint hint

#she could just lie tho #TYSM FOR READING BABY <3333 #fic: hie #squishies

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sunfortune · 2 years

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anyway now that i got my jokes out my actual thots on the batman (2022). wanna preface this by saying i love that bitch. even when they do stupid shit with him im like 😔....ok but thats still the bestie tho... i am not immune to stupid depressed goth man. that being said: he is a stupid depressed goth man and we need to keep that in mind

bruces first appearance walking through the line of cops and they are just quietly letting him pass.....immediately had me like...not this </3...i JUST sat down. it reminded me of the tfatws finale (hate crime) when the cops let bucky through and call him sergeant or whatever the hell. was sitting there 5 mins in like [deflated balloon]

BUT then they show how the other higher up cop man was not cool with him at all. and this was not something that was in the norm so i was like mmmh. okay not so bad... [will get back to this]

i LOVED loved the first look at gotham. the pan from "manhattan" to "newark" to the wayne building in the center establishing gotham. litchrally <333333. im biased but SO big brained to me that this rendition of gotham was new york AND new jersey. they said THE worst of both worlds. love wins <3

i really loved bruce and jim. i feel like Sooo few people have actually talked about them which is ??? bc they were So funny. (also probably the most grounded relationship he had). they were litchrally like that not to worry i have a permit ron swanson meme but it was bruce saying "not to worry i have a permit" and then jim stepping out from behind him and saying "he can do what he wants" lfmdgjnjhdf

back to the cop point. unfortunately my earlier "oh this is just a one time thing. its alright <3." desperate cling to hope was dashed as the movie went on bc it was not a one time thing

i wish it was more hush hush with just him and jim. and not him and jim with 20 other cops casually also there

like the reason jims character is so important in just the batman universe in general is bc hes the ONLY one remotely trustworthy in a completely corrupt system. and when you have scenes like the "not all cops" as a hopeful anecdote with like 150 cops. and then THE BATMAN bringing the bad guy or whatever out to Them. its like come on....

i had some minor qualms about some of the detective stuff being too tell instead of show. where bruce is just super smart so he knows the answer immediately and then he just states it and thats that. but that honestly didnt really diminish my overall experience with the movie.

i WISH they gave selina more

feel like selinas backstory was not only interesting but also a crucial part of the plot on paper but i feel like they just didnt really give her character the care it couldve had in execution...?

one thing especially was some of the dialogue they gave her felt like a first draft that they were gonna come back and brush up. but then they DONT. and just send her out there like that

there first meeting as the bat and the cat when he catches her in that house and they fight was SOO Good tho

also maybeeee gonna give them the benefit of the doubt there bc it is the First movie. if batman is in his cringe and fail era. selina can be in her early days too. but like i really REALLY hope they do give her more in the future. bc the potential is sooo untapped

also i complain about this always but. society when directors put some effort into their romantic subplots...come on </3 😔 stop letting sexy people go to waste

saw an interview clip of rob pattinson and zoe kravitz earlier and theyre actually so fun and had so much chemistry but so little of that was utilized in the actual movie </3 even tho matt reeves had Every Thing at his disposal to make it really hit </3333 why would you do that to meeee

next. i kind of Loved the reveal that thomas wayne got caught up in some bullshit. i just think the "bruces parents were perfect" narrative was kind of boring. and i like how they maintained that they were good people but. gotham is gotham. stuff happens

what i did NOT like about the thomas wayne reveal was the implication that the waynes murders were a result of him getting caught up in that mess?? i think the "they were mugged by a random guy. wrong place wrong time" is integral to the entirety of the mess that is BATMAN so that implication was just personally not my cup of tea. even if it was just speculation

there is some ways the conclusion kind of needed more for me. ill probably make another post for that. but i think like there shouldve been some realization that bruce wayne can also help gotham with his money. not just the batman with his fists. there were too many points heavily implying it throughout (the mayor, the riddlers bit about his dads promise, selina talking about the rich) and then it never happened (but also maybe next movie bc they prolly wanted to focus more on /the batman/ in this one)

i did Love the concluding point that violence will not heal gotham

i loved the juxtaposition between when he helped that man in the train station in the beginning and he said “don’t hurt me!” even tho he was trying to /help him/ bc of how he worked and presented himself with the ending when he used the flare to guide everyone to safety and then that women on the stretcher not wanting to let his hand go bc she trusted he Would keep her safe and he also held on to her as long as he could🥺

next. i LOVED bruces characterization. despite all my points its what made me Still love the movie so much.

reiterating. i am not immune to stupid depressed goth man.

the scene where the bat mobile lit up in the dark alley. was litchrally sitting there like 😭💖💘💕💓💕❣️❤️ my best friend for real

him being so standoffish and uncomfortable as bruce wayne while everyone is like omg its gothams prince. hiiiiii <3

the scene where he goes in for the kiss with selina but then gets awkward and cant go through with it. obsessed. lmfao

less suave playboy more awkward loser.

i think his characterization is the biggest brained aspect of this interpretation of batman

it makes the entire movie for me

in conclusion i had so much fun with it even if it wasnt like perfect. though i think i do get people who didn't like it. i dont know how i wouldve felt about if i didnt already love batman. and thats like a valid criticism. especially in the franchise saturated market rn where you already need to have an investment to really enjoy something that is seemingly new. but i mean thats DCs problem. i had fun and thats whats really important <3

#dont rebl0g #long post #anyway whos up lmfdkgnjs #batman spoilers #the batman spoilers

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