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cylaranth · 9 months
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Pride goes before the fall
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cutecatlov3r · 10 months
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oh to be ran through by denki, sero, katsuki, and kirishima…
what would it be like? college au
a/n: bro I haven’t posted in forever ! but maybe I’m back for awhile ? you should check out my c.ai bots :3 dekusquad ver here .
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it’ll start off with the five of you chilling in sero’s college dorm. you five all just playing games and chatting. until denki realizes there is literally a girl in the room with the four of them. the reality of the situation, you’ve been their friend for a few years... why the hell hasn’t he thought of this sooner?! he’s seen too much porn to know what could go down.
so when you go to the bathroom he talks to the boys about the situation he’s playing in his head.
“well we could always try to convince her, I mean she’s been our friend for years and I’d be so down to fuck her,” he spoke unashamed.
next thing you know, you’re fully convinced on letting it happen, the boys basically begging you to let them inside of you .
Bakugou obviously going first. he has to be the number one in everything. so when you allow him to fuck you, he’s the one to take off your clothes, being rough. he’ll rip them up, not caring. when he whips out his cock it’s long and thick, slapping against his abdomen as it is released.
“g’na fuck you nice and good, you slut”
and he does, he wastes no time plunging into you deeply. of course you didn’t really need foreplay due to the fact it turned you on to see them all begging for you to fuck them. as he fucks you in a mating press he will pull your hair. it’s a little off because he’s making out with you so sensually and sweet but his cock is ramming into you, only caring for it’s own pleasure.
“fuck… fuck you’re so tight, stop squeezin’ around me like that, dumbass…” he pants, voice a little raspy.
the boys watching, the heat inside them unbearable. just looking at your whiny face as bakugou fucks deep in you makes them so needy and heated.
he keeps going hard, his tip occasionally grazing against your cervix.
in the end, bakugou will gladly cum deep inside you, filling you up. pulling out he’ll watch it seep out, using his fingers to fuck it back into your hole.
Sero is next, looking down at you as you whine due to bakugou’s cum spilling on to your thighs. it was an uncomfortable feeling but you sort of liked it.
“don’t worry sweetheart… i will be nice and slow” he hums, kissing your neck, groping your ass.
he takes off his pants as he’s kissing you, placing you on his lap. his cock was long, not as girthy as bakugou’s cock but it looked a bit longer. he groans as he slips inside your wet and sloppy cunt. he rolls your hips, his cock rubbing against your g-spot as he rolls them.
he leans his back on the ledge of the couch, getting a good view of your sticky pussy moving up and down his cock. he loved the squelching noises it made. it was so erotic… the boys watching also loved it, they fucking needed you.
towards his climax he grabs you close, pressing your chest against his as he pistons his cock inside you, chasing his high.
“s-shit! fuck- ah- im gonna fucking cum… yeah, yeah, right in your slutty pussy”
you were moaning and creaming around his dick. the rutting hitting your g-spot over and over again. you were out of breath and he just kept going, holding you tightly so you couldn’t use your arms to get away from his body.
eventually he came inside you. his cum mixing around with bakugou’s. both of their bodily fluids leaking out of your slutty hole.
Denki happily offers to go next, it was his idea after all. look, he’s a pervert whose down for anything, he doesn’t even want his dick inside your messy cunt that was still leaking of sero and bakugou’s cum, instead he honestly wanted to give you a facial. so when you looked at him with your dazed eyes, he grabbed your chin, nodding his head to the floor.
“come on baby, on your knees for me” he smiled happily with a small chuckle.
you got on to your knees, looking up at denki. he held your cheek as he took out his hardened cock. it slapped against your face… your eyes glued to the pink tip that leaked of precum. he was pretty long, you’ll give him that.
without warning though, he shoved his dick right in between your cute soft lips, letting out a little whine. one hand gripped your hair, the other holding his shirt up so he can see as your tongue glided against him.
“s…so warm…” he moaned, eyes shutting slightly. though he did reach down to squeeze your breast, pinching your hard nipple.
your head bobbed on his cock, his grip on your hair tightening slightly. with your hand you fondled with his balls which caused an audible groan as he thrusted into your mouth more.
spit was rolling down your chin. your eyes fluttering as you looked up at denki who now has his shirt in his mouth. he gripped it with his teeth, his free hand grabbing some more of your hair and he thrusted his hips more.
after hitting the back of your throat, it caused him to go a bit crazy, moving faster, balls slapping against your chin. he was whining and moaning, feeling like he was gonna explode. he pulled out just in time, you stuck out your tongue as he painted your face white.
“that’s it babygirl… all over your face…” he panted, slapping his tip against your tongue.
Kirishima was last, he frowned looking at you, you were so messy.
“let me clean you up” he said softly, taking off his shirt to clean off your cute little face. he brought his shirt down to your cunt, cleaning it off, along with your thighs. there was still sero and bakugou’s cum inside you but he wasn’t gonna worry about cleaning that up. afterwards he sighed happily. he brought you to his lips, placing soft kisses against yours.
“It’s okay… you did so good for us today, y/n. thank you for letting me have the opportunity to please you” he smiled, laying her on the couch gently.
he took the hair out of your face, smiling down at you so sweetly. he started to remove his pants and my god… his cock was huge. it was so fat that it hung low even though he was hard as hell. you were in for it.
“not gonna hurt you, okay? if you need me to stop, I will. i will stop immediately,” he said, softly to which you nodded, propping yourself on your elbows to watch him sink into you. he went slow and steady, one of his hands by your head to balance himself. he was stretching your hole out, you felt so full.
he let out a soft moan as he kept trying to push himself deeper in you.
“g-gonna move now, okay?” he panted, his hips making a bit of movement. his thumb played with your sensitive clit as he made the small fulfilling movements. he rubbed you gently, the rubbing causing you to moan and his cock making you see stars.
a white ring was around his cock, your juices and the other boys around him as he made his small movements.
he whispered sweet nothings in your ear. this thumb rolling around the nub, he knew how to please a woman.
and out of everyone, he made you cum. you squeezed around his dick as you came, causing him to moan. he went down to your chest, sucking your nipples as you felt your bliss. he made sure you came before him, his hips now picking up the pace, your pussy tight around him, your walls clenching in overstimulation.
he went at a moderate pace not to hurt you, pulling out to cum on your stomach, he gave you a sweet kiss, wiping off the cum with his shirt that was on the floor.
“you did so good today, we are so proud of you, y/n”
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kakiastro · 25 days
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Venus Series part 3
Gemini
Henry Cavil has a Venus Gemini 25°(Aries degree) no wonder why he so fine🥵
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Hey y’all! I’m slowly but surely finishing this series lol, I haven’t forgot, don’t worry😅. As always, keep in mind this is just the energy of this placement, house and aspects influence the energy so keep that in mind when you read these. To read my past Venus series post, just click the hashtag at the bottom. Without further ado…
-these natives love communication. They get turned on by the mind of their lovers. They love it when their lovers teach them things that they didn’t know about. May have had lots of bf/gf especially during their school years. They were the “pretty one” among their peers even if they didn’t feel like they were. Lot of female/fem friends growing up.
-they are the sibling who’s the mediator. If they have more than one sibling and there’s a dispute, they’re the ones who has to bring the peace. They may be the favorite sibling or the one who gets lots of attention among their parents. May have to drive their siblings around, I notice these natives tend to have siblings who may be co-dependent on them. May be the “educated” or the one who has a lot of knowledge in the family.
-loves books, may have too many in their home😅education is important to these natives, they have did well in school or college.
-their co-workers are always trying to befriend or get to know them even if the native stay to themselves. These natives just radiate bestie or big bro/sis energy. They have lively personalities so you can’t help but love them.
-they move around a lot in their life. I notice these natives may stay in apartments most if not all of their lives. If they do buy a forever home, it’s usually open and spacious. They love to decorate their home
-they love snacks like crackers or chips. Salty snacks is usually a favorite of theirs
-they love doing errands especially with lived ones. Road trips whether quick or long are favorite
-have beautiful or pleasing voices. Their voices are recognizable.
-loves singing, probably can remember the lyrics to every song they love. They love singing during car rides as well!
-love spoiling their niece or nephews. They are the uncle or auntie who brings the best gifts for your birthday!
-best smile! They have a little mischievous look to their smile like they’re always up to no good😅
-these natives may have a steady income or they have different types of jobs. It’s hard to pinpoint what their career is because they do multiple things at their job. They may have side hustle so they have multiple stream of incomes coming in to support them. They are a jack of all trades type
-loves animals, may own multiple. I’ve seen native own 3-4 at a time. They love a variety as well. If they own 3 dogs, it might be 3 different breeds. They don’t have a favorite, they love them all lol
Do you have or know a Venus Gemini and does it resonate with you?
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solarrue · 1 year
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Sleeping with Genshin Characters HC’s
Characters: Diluc, Ganyu, Itto, Raiden Shogun, Xiao, Yae Miko, Yunjin and Zhongli
Requests; Open
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Diluc
I feel like Diluc probably sleeps on his back, and just lays there. Not even moving. Which makes it kind of hard for you to cuddle with him. Sometimes, he feels kind of bad, and pulls you into his arms. He is mostly the big spoon, but wouldn’t mind being the little spoon once in a while.
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Ganyu
Why do I imagine that you two have matching pajamas💀 kind of cute though.
Anyways, Ganyu does not sleep that much because, sometimes she overworks, which means you have to drag her to bed most of the time. Likes to cuddle, I feel like she enjoys laying on your chest, while you caress her hair or horns.
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Itto
Oh boy. This oni snores so loud, that the whole land of Inazuma can hear him. You would have to practically kick his leg so he would stop. He is really big on cuddling, he likes it when you lay on his chest. Your breathing make him feel calm, but when you’re spooning. That’s a different story. He enjoys being the big spoon, but sometimes he squeezes you too hard without even noticing it.
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Raiden Shogun
If you’re scared of thunder or lightning, she will most likely make the weather rainy, so you can peacefully fall asleep in her arms. She holds onto you really tight, afraid of letting you go, Ei feels like she has to protect you at all costs. You may hear some snoring from her, but it’s really light snoring, so you can’t really hear a thing.
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Xiao
I feel like Xiao wouldn’t be really into cuddling at first, but later in the relationship, it was him who always initiated the cuddling. He probably has a messed up sleep schedule, so he might wake up in the middle of the night, and not be able to fall asleep again. Also, he likes it when you play with his hair, it really calms him down.
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Yae Miko
Miko is probably a light sleeper, any disturbances might awake her, even if you move an inch, it might still wake her. When she’s asleep, she sometimes out of nowhere turns into her fox form, but you don’t mind, her fur is literally so soft.
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Yunjin (she’s so underrated bro)
Yunjin would only sleep when you’ve gone to sleep. She cares about you too much. If you have trouble sleeping, she would sing for you, which you honestly adore. I feel like she’s a heavy sleeper, and probably snores a bit, idk💀
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Zhongli
He would tell you stories about his past, when he was an archon, which honestly keeps you awake, rather than sleepy. He sometimes notices that, and rather just holds you till you fall asleep. I have a feeling he sleeps on his back with many pillows in his bed. (So random lol)
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I hope you liked this! I haven’t posted in forever, because I have a lot of studying all the time. I try to write as much as I can. Anyways, please request some stuff so I have something to write❤️
Bye bye! 🤍
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finished my rewatch of gravity falls today so here's some random thoughts i wrote down over the course of the last few episodes (sure most of this has been mentioned already but eh. no harm in repeating things):
-could you imagine how differently things would've gone if any of the pines members knew about ford's nightmare (especially stan)
-ford visibly shaking from how hard he's digging his fingers into the floor (referring to the security droid grabbing him)
-ford almost dies three times before bill actually captures him
-'i haven’t been able to find grunkle stan anywhere' was stan not at the shack at that time or did you just not consider checking his house
-a full limerick for 'man from kentucky' wasn’t allowed, but onscreen death is??
-shapeshifter wink + mabeland fake wendy wink
-why is the unicorn half petrified? what caused the gnome to be mostly petrified, but not quite? how was woodpecker guy able to keep his petrified woodpecker? so many questions about these guys. what occurred here
-first time ford gets turned to "gold", he appears cracked. the second time, he’s free of cracks. implication: either the stone/"gold" people get turned into cracks over time or bill roughed ford up a bit even before the torture
-bill disassembles ford and reassembles him on the other side of the room. interesting to consider for. y'know. torture
-speaking of bill, WHY DO YOU HAVE EIGHT EYELASHES NOW. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE SEVEN
-love fiddleford so much. and also zanthar. and craz and xyler. and soos. and-
-manly dan hugs wendy more gently than soos does
-'(strangely genuine) good to see you too bro >:(' i'm sorry stan did seeing your brother trapped in a horrifying gold-ish statue change your tune a bit
-i agree with the circle actually. the fuck are you doing, stan. 
-i feel like the stan twins were strangled in different ways. it seems like ford was literally being strangled and bill was doing something directly to stan's lungs, based on the way they reacted to it. or i'm looking way too much into the animation who knows
-the way stan kneels on the ground :((((
-actually every scene with post-deal stan in it
-ford ultimate depression
-waddles was waiting for them :(((((((((
-stan lies in different ways depending on what he remembers (referring to him lying about the destroyed house being a nice place to be polite)
-'someone get waddles off of me!!' ford: :0 :D
-this also implies that ford learned waddles name at some point
-was wondering why pacifica seemed to have a bit of a character regression. then realized that she had to live with her abusive parents after the party. they uh. they need to be obliterated (heck you can even tell there's a sort of distance between them based on the fact that pacifica's parents wait for her to come to them, as opposed to the corduroys running to wendy immediately. it's not even a durland + blubs situation, they are fully aware of their surroundings at this point)
-pacifica's still trying her best though!!
-ford sings happy birthday with everyone else :)))
-ford's hair grows out really quickly
-'heh' resulting in an immediate :0 until ford keeps talking, at which point stan smiles again
-stan did you think that laugh was intended to be a 'that's ridiculous stan why would you ever think that' type deal and not a 'wow i love talking to you this is great' type thing
-'SHUT UP FOREVER'
-'CAN IT SOOS' in sync (hey ford you learned his name!)
-stan's 'don’t test me >:(' implication vs ford's 'i have killed and i will do it again' implication
-ford comforting hand on shoulder. stan looking shocked until he sees ford smiling at him. grgaggasgg
-fucking love these two
-stan writes in print in all caps (this might mean nothing to you but trust me there is a reason i'm pointing it out)
-ford doing the hand thing in the credits
-'ford hates mabel' DID YOU MISS THE FUCKING TURKEY
that's it that's all of the thoughts
it can go in the tag cause. why not, y'know?
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kiefbowl · 5 months
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sorry i lowkey agree with parent/kid hater anon bc i would not want to be a potential babysitter i’m sorry. i literally got sterilized so i would never have to deal w kids beyond brief interaction in my life. like even if my Bestie Forever had a kid and was like “please watch it” i would be like yeah this isn’t working out sorryyyyy
I was talking about friendship not babysitting? I have friends who had babies and I haven’t babysat for them and our relationship changed and I’m fine with it, I don’t act like they died. which is what the post said. I get being on guard regarding posts about kids and mothers and whatever if you’re childfree but don’t I get a little good will? like a little itty bitty crumb of goodwill? The post is more about friendship then being comfortable with children, I don’t understand treating your friendships like this transactional thing - it’s okay if your friends lives change and you can be a friend by simply being someone who is available to talk sometimes. maybe this is a getting older thing, bc I don’t see most of my friends constantly or care if they’re singularly focused on anything for the moment. Time moves on. they will move and get jobs and get pets but for some reason we have to talk about women having a baby as this affront, and maybe it would be a little nicer to say “I’m not interested in maintaining friendships with parents” than language like she died or whatever weird entitled jokes. That baby is a baby for like a nanosecond, you can easily give space to people without completely disappearing. what if she wants to go to lunch you’re just going to say no? that sucks bro I don’t get it. I’d love to go to lunch with a ton of people I’ve known, even people I haven’t talk to for years. I love my people.
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dtupdates-archive · 9 months
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♡—DREAM was active on Dream__Fanart! He liked:
Yes sir 🫡
bro’s had enough 💀
dreams about to pull up to the droncerts in hella stylish clothes
THE PRINCESS
He’s paranoid about things he cant avoid😔😔😔😔
*sighs*
It’s not his fault 🥺
“NOW I GET IT” (meep meep version)‼️
“You were never meant to rule, my boy. You were meant to conquer.”
dteamies forever and ever :,)
there's a meep 🦭 in your hair
💚🤩💚 superstar in my mind
fluffy green 🟩!
dream stan goes outside ‼️ touches grass ‼️ uses pen and paper to draw ‼️
Bbg‼️RE-DRAW!!
Our Superstar 💚
"The one who got yellow card is you."
painting this man is my favorite thing to do💖✨
dream : )
bubbling with love ! ⋆·˚ ༘ *
so i’ve heard..
I tried to draw Patches🌟
i drew patches 😻
should i make him a puppy?🤔
He never wins any of their debates btw
At 4:50am…10 September 2023…Dream__Fanart followed…
Fine here you go
Have a dream doodle
buy now !
He likes the🌙
Baker's dozen? (please someone get the bad & wrong maths joke here)
dreamie <3
i’m a teacher and dream branding was so kind...
repost?
girl wait im literally drawing rn
realized i haven’t posted this sketched i made while chilling by a lake lmao
◉⁠‿⁠◉.
did my duty as a dream stan ‼️
idk what happened but ur blue now
#1 stan 🐷
if i show them you replied theyre gonna go crazy 😭💚💚💚
🐱📷.
i had the time of my life fighting dragons with you.
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nattinatalia · 2 years
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Urban Wyatt x Reader Instagram AU!!!
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Liked by cozane, jackharlow, yourbestiename, neelamthadhani, and 9,677,345 others
urbanwyatt Sooooo I did a thing…….
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yourusername 👀
urbanwyatt 🤫
yourbestiename What did you do dumb ass?
urbanwyatt Huh? You know what I did!!!!!
yourbestiename OH THAAAT???? 😩
cozane Lowkey mad about it. I need my wingman
yourusername 🤨 You make it sound like HE’S the one who has to stop doing all these things.
jackharlow Oh I’m excited about this thing you did.
cozane Of course you are 🙄
druski2funnny Urb did you fuck up again?
jackharlow He fucked something… or someone.
yourusername LMAAAO 💀
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yourusername Funny thing about life, it surprises you when you least expect it.
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yourbestiename The best surprises ever if you ask me🥺
yourusername 🥹🥹🥹🥹
urbanwyatt I’m guessing we both did a thing.
yourusername Oh yea we did 🤭🤭
druski2funnny Well share it with me because apparently I’m the last one to know 🙄😤
urbanwyatt next post
cozane I’m happy for Urb not you tho, you’re still annoying
yourusername Boy sit down!!!!!
neelamthadhani We can’t wait!!!!
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urbanwyatt My baby is having a baby 🥺 this shit is crazy, I never imagined this so soon but we’re more than happy 💗
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yourusername 🥹 I love you.
urbanwyatt For life mama, I love you.
jackharlow 🤗 so fucking happy for you bro. Mia is going to be happy to have a little best friend 💗
urbanwyatt She’s the best
yourbestiename 😭😭😭😭 I’m so excited and happy for you both. Ahhhhhh I can’t believe it. I love you guys so much. We’re always here for y’all.
urbanwyatt Thanks for being by her side since the moment she found out 🤍
druski2funnny Oh so the whole crew knew except me? FAKE ASSES!!!!!
druski2funnny But congratulations fam
yourusername Lmao noooo, only 3 people knew but someone has a big ass mouth and told PG and Neelam.
cozane 🙄 I didn’t know it was a secret to them
yourusername I literally told your ass “no one else but you, Jack and y/bestie/n know” 🤦🏻‍♀️
2forwoyne 🤨
urbanwyatt SHE MADE ME STAY QUIET!
yourusername I can explain…… 😩😩
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yourusername Baby Wyatt coming soon 💗 I’m excited and nervous for this new journey. I still can’t believe this is happening 🥺 We can’t wait to meet you little one. 📸 @ urbanwyatt
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urbanwyatt 💗🥺 my babies I love you so fucking much
yourusername Te amo 😘 thank you for being the best.
yourbestiename My best friend is having a mini 🥺🫶🏻 words can’t describe how happy I am for you beba, and I can’t wait to meet la bebecita 💗 I can’t wait for our kids to grow up together and be the bestest friends 🫶🏻🥺
yourusername Bitch you can’t make me cry!!!! Ugh thank you for being with me on the floor of a dirty club bathroom, crying with me while we waited for those two lines. I will forever be thankful for you and your words. I love you.
jackharlow Our family is just growing. Congratulations to you both.
urbanwyatt 🤍🤍
cozane I guess congratulations, even though you’re taking my wingman away 🙄
urbanwyatt Yo 💀
druski2funnny Shes the one pregnant dumb ass
cozane He’s already bailed on 2 club appearances because y/n had a weird craving and she was being annoying
yourusername Excuse me? I haven’t even had any cravings yet…
urbanwyatt You see what had happen was…..
jackharlow Lmao I told you, you weren’t going to want to leave her alone and pregnant at home!
cozane oh it’s happening already!!!! I hate you y/n
yourusername 🤷🏻‍♀️
druski2funnny Y/N you were right, he’s annoying. Be happy fucker!!!!!!
cozane I guess …..
maluma Wow speechless . Felicidades
cozane fuck out of here pretty boy. He won let it go. Stay out her dms while ur at it. She obviously don’t want ur ass.
urbanwyatt 💀💀💀💀
yourusername Aww @ cozane you love me
cozane You’re still annoying and a pain in the ass. But he still needs to get laid out for the shit he pulled.
TAG LIST
@heavyhitterheaux 💕
@harlowsbby 💕
@arination99 💕
@cmalass 💕
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askthealternateakis · 5 months
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What Your Favorite MMFC Ship Says About You (Inspired By Eldena Doubleca5t)
Got bored and decide to make this for fun (andtofurtherputoffansweringasks) as I haven’t seen a post like this for any Mega Man iteration fandom, hope you all enjoy!
(Also, just a heads up, this isn’t meant to be an attack on anyone who ships any of the ships mentioned here, this is just meant to be a light-hearted joke, and as long as you don’t ship anything inc*stous, p*dophilic, or anything that romanticizes ab*se, I’m a-okay with it! And if your ship isn’t mentioned here, it’s because I couldn’t think of anything cool or funny to say for it. You’re more than welcome to come up with something for it in the reblogs though! I’d love to see what you all come up with!)
Aki x Ashley: Your ideal relationship dynamic is dumbass x smartass. Alternatively, you really like Spider-Man and/or Danny Phantom.
Suna x Bert: Your ideal relationship dynamic is girlboss x malewife.
Aki x Bert: You saw one of those memes where two bros have really tender homoerotic moments and you were like “yeah, I could probably get a pretty sizable amount of fanwork out of this premise”.
Suna x Ashley: Your ideal relationship dynamic is just girls being friends. Gals being pals.
Aki x Chaotique: Your ideal relationship dynamic is rivals to lovers and you think Chaotique is the best character in the show and possibly even the entire Mega Man franchise.
Suna x Chaotique: You like the dynamic of Aki x Chaotique, but you like Suna even more.
Daini x Chaotique: You’re either really into tsunderes, or really into bickering married couples. Or both. Alternatively, you are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of trolling.
Bert x Chaotique: When you were a kid, your mom told you some kid was being mean to you because they like you and you never let go of that.
Aki x Ice Man: You think Ice Man is a precious cinnamon roll that deserves the world and you feel like the two of them would actually be pretty close once Ice Man manages to get all his issues resolved.
Suna x Ice Man: This is just the same joke as Aki and Ashley, but even more so and with even less screen time.
Daini x Ice Man: Your ideal relationship dynamic is “Beauty and the Beast”, and whenever you see a really long fic tagged “hurt/comfort”, your eyes go wide because you know what you’re going to be doing until 3 am tonight.
Daini x Ashley: You ship Aki and Chaotique, but you also want good things for Daini. And really, who wouldn’t?
Dr. Light x Hypno Woman: You think Dr. Light can fix Hypno Woman and/or you shun “doing your mom” jokes in favor of “doing your dad” jokes. 
Fire Man x Wave Man: Your ideal relationship dynamic is a bickering married couple, and there’s a high chance that you’ve noticed that they seem to be the two nicest members of Night’s army and you’ve never let that go.
Blasto Woman x Mega Mini: You’re always a sucker for height differences and/or you want a partner that not only can kick your ass, but will do so upon request.
Wood Man x Principal 100100: I can’t say for certain if you’re attracted to dads, but you’re definitely attracted to father figures.
Ice Man x Cut Man: You believe every uptight grouch needs a sweet ray of sunshine to balance them out, and/or they’re both your favorite characters so you thought the only logical thing to do was to pair them together. There’s also a possibility that you’ve gotten into at least one heated internet argument over whether the two of them are minors or adults.
Sgt. Night x Dr. Light: You’re obsessed with lore and/or have a crippling addiction to the “friends to enemies to lovers” trope.
Air Man x Drill Man: You believe the two of them are extremely underrated and will forever be bitter about the lack of fanworks about them, you’re a theater kid with family issues that relates to at least one of them, and there’s a possibility that you’ve had a crush on at least one Tumblr Sexyman.
Elec Man x Cut Man: Your ideal relationship dynamic is a vaudeville comedy duo. Alternatively, you like the dynamic of Daini x Chaotique, but thought that they wouldn’t hate each other enough.
Dr. Light x Dr. Wily: You’re obsessed with lore, you think scientists are hot, and/or you will be making divorce jokes about them in every continuity they’re in until you draw your dying breath.
Chemistry Man x Ms. CHO: You’ve never seen an obsessive, heated rivalry that you didn’t think had at least a little bit of romantic tension. Alternatively, if you’re a fan of Man of Action’s other shows, you saw the chance to recreate whatever was going on with Dr. Psychobos and Azmuth in Omniverse and snatched it up as fast as you possibly could.
Dr. Light x Mrs. Light: You think shipping your OC with a canon character is a little too self-indulgent, but you REALLY want to ship your OC with a canon character.
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nextstopwonderland · 2 years
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Masterlist of Taika/Rhys content I’ve posted on tumblr
Because I do so love archiving things.
(If putting anything on Twitter, especially photo edits/vid compilations please give proper credit)
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Videos
Compilations (do not repost without credit)
Us Against the World: Interview compilation part 1
We’re in this Together: Interview compilation part 2
We were there for each other: Interview compilation part 3
We have similar souls: Interview compilation part 4
A Taika gushes over ofmd & Rhys 15 min supercut
Rhys + “the managerial role”
Rhys + “the managerial role” - the WWDITS edition
Rhys & Taika + working together
Taika + Rhys + “perfect”
Taika + Rhys + “great(est)”
Yet another casting related compilation
“Taika and I get each other’s vibe” -Wilderpeople bts compilation
“Do i ever make you laugh that hard?”
“It’s one of my favorite scenes in the film, because of him” - What we do in the shadows directory commentary compilation
Taika + the most fun being with Rhys
“You weren’t acting there, were you?” - in which the FYC q&a is like an established relationship romcom
Clips
“I never want those moments to end”
Rhys and the blackbeard bar & grill scene
“I was doing an erotic dance for my friends” vibes
“It was always the most exciting - for me- when it was just me a Rhys”
“We’re gonna work together forever. I know that.” 
“Having Taika there made it easier to do. Because we’re in this together.”
“Put your Kraken arms around me... and take me... and squeeze me”
“This is all perfect” | full version 
“The parallel between fiction and fact and life and creativity was so close”
Rhys discussing 2002 Fringe Fest and Taika
“We met on the comedy circuit in New Zealand”
“To trust each other”
“I spoke to you bro!! 🥺”
“He invites me into his special tent” (private 🔒)
Rhys discusses OFMD beginning of filming (private 🔒)
Rhys discusses adjusting to the filming schedule & guest stars (private 🔒)
Compilation of Rhys’s OFMD talk on The Cryptid Factor (private 🔒 )
“When’s the werewolf question coming up?”
“I only come here for the ring toss!”
Wilderpeople Sundance compilation
“One of the reasons he probably said yes is because he was opposite me”
Rhys discusses being cast in ofmd
“Finish each other’s sentences”
“I DO take direction well!”
“We had a each other to lean on”
“There’s just this synchronicity between our brains and the way that we act or improvise where we always seem in tune”
Rhys discussing scenes with Taika and next goal wins
Taika discussing Rhys during Wilderpeople DVD commentary
the FYC private foot tap
“See you in there, babe” - S2 spoilers (BTS footage)
“When I direct him, it’s easy. And when we act together, it’s even better.” - bts interviews, S2 spoilers
“See you in there, babe” - the Samba edition (edit, S2 spoilers)
Other Collabs
Rhys’s part of 2015 Taika directed charity vid
Rhys in Crazy Domains commercials directed by Taika
Audio
“I love how he makes movies, he’s fucking fantastic”
“I always knew i’d end up working with Rhys. I always do.”
Rhys talks being directed by Taika
“We really dig a lot deeper in this show to get into the psyche of these two characters” (Takes place right after the above audio)
“Thanks, Taiks!”
“I love him”
Taika on being able to have fun acting, fanart, and s2
David and Taika discuss the romance aesthetic and the end of episode 1
Rhys discussing his ghost experience at 2002 Fringe fest
Rhys discussing early comedy days with Taika and next goal wins from 2020
WWDITS Australian promo tour compilation
“He’s an amazing artist and I’ve seen everything he’s done”
“We haven’t changed who we are.”
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Picspams
Taika and Rhys through the years
Taika and Rhys + Space Waltz (includes link)
Unicorn floats
No thoughts just these photos
WWDITS promotion 
Gifs from vids
Find someone who looks at you...
Find someone who… part 2
Taika agrees with the above find someone’s apparently
More press promo tours
Another pic compilation
Taika photographing Rhys for FOTC
Taika + Rhys + hands
Taika + Rhys + beatboxing + heartseyes
FYC q&a stills
Next Goal Wins premiere
Quotes
“It was a pleasure romancing with you, Ed”
Quote compilation part 1 (in which i originally say they met at Fringe in 2002 because Rhys confused me, but in actuality they knew each other before that. Post has since been edited 🤣)
Quote compilation part 2
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Pics + Quotes Compilations
“We’re good for each other, so it just works”
“Let’s just have some fun”
“Just Breathe, Rhysie”
Yet another photo + quote compilation 
1996 vs. 2002
Rhys once again discussing their chemistry, love, and “magic”
“Rhys is inherently loveable. You can not help but love him.”
Ed + Stede + romance tropes
“I still see within Taika the same alternative comic from the 90s.”
“Taika has obvious sex appeal and I never have.”
“We’ve kind of been taking on the world together”
“I always play the nice guy and he’s always a prick”
“So, all of Rhys’s lines.”
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Mixes with cover art (Blackbonnet)
Without the one you love
The reason I hold on
The part of me I can’t let go
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maccreadysbaby · 1 year
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Can we take a second to discuss Danse’s nonexistent storyline arc???
Yeah, Danse is a powerful brotherhood leader. Danse has become Soles best friend. Danse is slowly opening up to them, blossoming like a flower when spring starts coming, Danse is-
What? Oh, hell, well, Danse is a synth. The exact thing he’s been trained into thinking is scum and a disgrace to mankind.
And after realizing this, Bethesda goes, hey Danse, run away. Which is pretty justified, saying as Maxson wants him dead and he’s having the biggest identity crisis known to man.
and THEN Bethesdas like, Danse’s best friend, go kill him but not really! Okay, great, here sole goes to not kill him. Oh boy, emotional conversations, may or may not unlock the choice to tell him youre in love with him even though he clearly is in self destruct mode and in no headspace to think about being a romantic partner to anyone. Dude just got finished telling you he’s nothing and now you’re telling him he needs to live up to the idea of being soles ideal romantic partner? Wormhole of more self destruction, there.
And Maxson shows up. (How did he leave the Prydwen and get here in twenty minutes without a single person watching his back?) We’re all screaming about how Danse is a person, how we love him, how he’s so amazing and perfect and he deserves to live. And Maxsons just like “fine lol” and leaves. Wtf?
Here’s where it gets messy. Because Danse is like, imma leave the commonwealth. Ok bro, go have a cute life somewhere. But sole just confessed their love to him and ask him to stay. So he’s like, “sure I’ll stay here in this little thing and make it more livable” no he doesn’t.
And if the player character doesn’t interact with him anymore, that’s where he stays. Indefinitely. Forever. Doing absolutely nothing. Sitting, wollowing in self pity, probably thinking about offing himself again because he’s spending the rest of his life in a crappy basement.
Here’s how I think it shouldve gone.
Sole finds him at the listening post, and lets him just talk instead of dumping all of their feelings over his poor little head. I wish we had gentler dialogue options, where we can carefully and purposefully lead him through this time of trouble without bringing soles emotions into it and manipulating him into not killing himself. The whole “think about the people that care about you” thing is MANIPULATION. And he lets you because he’s so broken and lost! It irks me. Because his response is 100% real, in that moment he would let you run over him and sway his mind because he’s a disaster at that point.
So, Sole leads him through it gently, with an unwavering amount of love and care and zero manipulation. He gets to come to his own conclusion about life. Sole says, hey, you can live with me and my friends in Sanctuary (or wherever) and we’ll be there for you. But if you wanna stay you can.
Sole can take Danse home. He can have actual conversations with other companions — Deacon talks to him about the Railroad, not to pressure him, but just to let him in on what they really do, and that they’re always there to support him if he needs. Nick and Curie help guide him through being a synth. Preston can give him a job, if he wants one, a purpose, something to do with his hands that is good for his mind. X6 might actually stop hating him. They all (mostly) make their support known, because Sole loves Danse, which means they do, too. The companions are a family and they won’t exclude one just because of his past. How hypocritical!
This unwavering support from people other than Sole would provide Danse with more of a reason to live, to move on, to see things from different perspectives and — heck — maybe even begin to change his mind about the ideals of the brotherhood. Because these synths, these ghouls, these people support him, they befriended him, they didn’t care about his past or who he used to be. Because they help him realize he has worth. Because they haven’t given up on him, so why should he give up on himself?
Maybe he joins the railroad. Or maybe he lives a beautiful life with Sole and friends.
Anything to give him a full arc and a chance to be happy without spending his whole life in a basement sulking about having no worth. Anything to give him a real answer to his identity crises other than Sole loves me so I gotta stay. Anything to give him his own worth in his eyes, to give him a real conclusion, a real idea of who he is beyond sole.
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Hiiiii! I only seeing you reblogged the ask game as well, hope i'm not terribly late. 🫂💖 Also sorry if i'm repeating any question, but may i:
39, Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? 123, What colour are your towels? 140, Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?
Julie Andrew’s voice: a queen is never late, everyone else is simply early
39, Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
Honestly both! I guess I slightly prefer behind it, but more like in a “I am taking this selfie of all of us” kinda way. It’s taken a very long time for me to like how I look in photos but now that I like it, I’m very happy getting in frame!
123, What colour are your towels?
Tan and grey (she’s boring). I do have one teal one from college that’s still kicking but it’s a kinda crappy one tbh, barely holds any water at all
140, Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?
Ok I happen to have my Bag-O-Sentimental Things near my bed today which has my “You Are OK - Finding Your Way When Life Doesn’t Feel OK” album release book from The Maine and Evan Lucy.
“But The Maine have made peace with their choice, maintaining they’d rather be at the level they are and happy than at the next level and unhappy with how they got there.”
Which HI SORRY IM DRIFT AND IM GONNA TAKE THIS AS A MOMENT TO RAMBLE ABOUT A BAND CALLED THE MAINE! Levynn I am so sorry I’m taking your ask and going on a crazy tangent - thank you very very much you are very sweet
This is literally everything I love about this band in a nutshell bc 1) this is literally a book they put out with their 7th record You Are OK which like. Need more be said on that album title? And they were just like “hey we not only want to do this record but we want to show you our headspace while we were writing it and let you know we see you and this is how we got here.”
2) the reason they can be like “fuck it lets also do a book” is because they have been completely 100% independent since 2011 (cough fuck Warner Bros cough) and it ALLOWS them to have the mindset Evan mentions. They DID the big label and the one hit in 2008. They could have probably been playing arenas and getting radio play on the alt stations long before now, but they aren’t. Which brings me to 3) because they want to do things authentically and not just churn out money.
This is the band that did a FOR FREE TOUR. AN ENTIRE TOUR!! WHERE YOUR TICKET WAS FREE. JUST SHOW UP. They *CALL YOU* when you pre order their record just to say thanks (and sometimes to prank you but that’s a story for another time #BigStimmyEnergy)
They hop down off stage right after the gig and take photos with as many people as they can. I’ve met these guys more times than I could accurately count. My cousins thought I was dating Jared the guitarist cuz I had him in so many of my profile pics on Facebook 😂 I have NEVER done a paid m&g for TM because their whole THING is “we want to meet you too. Come talk to us.” They don’t HAVE m&g, they have Pat the drummer slinging merch or the post-show hangs or walking the line while everyone is queuing. I think it’s harder to NOT meet TM than to actually meet them 😂
They make it SO OBVIOUS that they care and want to have success in the industry yes, but not at the expense of us. And that is so incredibly rare. I never question if the guys in TM are good people - I sometimes question if they think their shit through enough and definitely know they stumble like everyone. But I never question their intentions. Or where their hearts are.
They’d rather be where they are and happy than the next big thing.
I haven’t read through this thing in a while and honestly kinda forgot I had it, so thank you very much for letting me find it again (and sorry for gushing but. They are my faves. band1. Forever.)
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Bendy Bites 2: Snack
Wow, y’all really liked my first Bendy Bites post. I’m not one to refuse the masses so here’s another idea that’s been spinning around my head. This one I haven’t quite given up on fitting into the fic somewhere but I’m still going to throw out here. 
I've explained this in my fic notes but I headcanon that when Bendy is smol, he’s like Audrey’s little brother. But when he’s big, he’s like a big brother. That means he gets to annoy her like a big brother too. 
Cue them walking through the studio again nearish the sewers (Bendy as the Ink Demon, Audrey as Audrey), and Bendy finds one of the nasty widow pods growing out of the floor. Naturally, he rips it out of the floor and starts snacking on it like its an apple. 
Audrey is, of course, disgusted by this but doesn’t say anything because she’s still a little scared of him and what he eats ain’t none of her business. 
Bendy notices her staring and gets a devilish idea.
Bendy, holding out the half-eaten widow pod: WOULD YOU LIKE SOME?
Audrey, doing her best not to gag: No! No thank you, I’m good.
Bendy: ARE YOU CERTAIN?
Audrey: Yes, I’m certain. I think I’ll stick to vending machine food, thanks. 
Taking a mischievous step forward, Bendy: THAT’S NOT VERY NUTRICIOUS. JUST TRY A BITE, I INSIST.  
Audrey, taking a wary step back: And I insist that I’d rather not, thank you. 
They stare at each other for a moment until Bendy’s grin becomes wicked. 
Cut to another part of the studio.
Audrey runs around a corner, shortly followed by the Ink Demon still carrying the widow pod. 
Bendy: YOU CAN’T RUN FOREVER!
Audrey: Like hell I can’t! Keep that nasty thing away from me!
Bendy: DON’T KNOCK IT ‘TIL YOU TRY IT, BRO.
Eventually he catches her and jokingly shoves it at her face while Audrey laugh-screams about it and shoves it away. Of course he doesn’t actually force her to eat it, he just wanted to mess with her. They both end up laughing and this opens the door for Audrey to tease him back about his weird habits. 
If anyone wants to write your own Bendy Bite based on my fic feel free! Depending on how accurate it is I might even consider it canon 😉
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lonelypep · 2 months
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as anyone who has tried to learn an art could tell you, your taste in the craft will always accelerate faster than your actual skill. and now, dear tumblr users, i have reached this point. my taste has risen meteorically, and is now exploring the cosmos. my actual skill at anything has been left choking on pathetic, earthling dust.
as such, the specter of perfectionism has once again reared its head.
it sits at the helm of my creative synapses, acting as an infernal judge dictating the quality of everything i make. and unfortunately, the specter is a pessimist, a real “glass half-empty” sort of guy.
in a lot of ways, i’m a real hypocrite. i’ve encouraged nearly everyone i’ve met in the past year to pursue some sort of creative effort. and when they jokingly retort “oh id only make garbage,” id unleash my whole spiel on the topic: “it doesn’t have to be good! self expression is important! the greatest poets were spitting drivel at first! van gogh’s first painting is probably a complete piece of shit!”
and then, after the spectral, infernal judge/helmsman hasnt sent anything good out in a while, a second ghost, that of self doubt creeps in. and i question if i even enjoy making, if im so obsessed with the result. have i chosen the wrong profession? have i ever had an original thought in my entire life?
it’s time i mention the most popular thing ive ever posted on this website: a complete ranking of every super smash bros character, ranked by how good of a meal i think they would bring to a potluck.
i got the idea for this post after babysitting my young cousins, playing super smash bros with them. after a while, i got a character with a charge move, and said “hang on, let me cook for a bit.” they’re young, so they took this completely literally with “you’re not cooking anything.”
the entire night i was plagued, thinking about what smash bros characters would actually cook meal-wise. i wrote the entire thing in 2 hours, and i was sloppy with it. i got the numbers for the characters wrong multiple times, and i didn’t even go back and fix it. and yet it’s my most popular post, it has over a thousand notes.
my point is that your best ideas aren’t something that will shine on you like the light of god. they’re things that you’ll randomly think of while sitting on the toilet, which is even better than the light of god i think. and there’s value in all of your ideas. not just value for random tumblr users, but value for yourself.
originality is overrated anyways. i haven’t necessarily said anything original here, but it was worth it to me! i’ve reasoned through a writer’s block! i’ve made a thing! it’s worth it to me!
just make things. every single idea a person can have is precious. it’s all valuable in some way. you’re creative, even if you don’t know that yet. you’re an artistic genius whether you like it or not, you simply have no choice. so just make.
and i don’t think this essay will solve all block forever. obviously not. i’ll be scorned by the evils of perfectionism again. probably later today. but just do what you need to, take a break, take a walk, rewatch everything everywhere all at once, take a tumblr break. this is fun, remember?
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mayonnaise2004 · 1 year
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Father figure head-cannons
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Featuring; David, Dwayne, Marko, Paul & star,
David:
You have a very.. complexed relationship.
You apparently looked ‘too much like your father’ so your mom left you on the boardwalk, David noticed this (killed the bitch) and took you in :)
Yelling at each-other, to taking shit about people on the boardwalk the next.
Hanging around with star and laddie a lot.
Messing around at the frog brother’s shop
Becoming a vampire. (No choice, sorry.)
Screaming billy idol at 3am with the boys.
Babysitting laddie
Dwayne
Your parents hated each other, dad killed mom then shoved you in Dwayne’s chest and ran.
He loves you to death though.
Being like a older sibling to laddie
Organizing his records
Looming over sea n!zis
Confusing the shit out of the frog brothers (“are they vampire or human???”)
Randomly being forgotten on the boardwalk by Paul or Marko (which REALLY pisses Dwayne off.)
Hanging with star and laddie when the boys are eating (your a half vampire.)
Paul
Your actually his kid, he got drunk, Y’know what with a chick and you were left on the leather seat of his bike 9 months later.
He thinks your the best thing that’s ever happened to him
Being best-friends with Marko
Becoming the loudest duo on the boardwalk
Absolutely destroying everyone at carnival games.
Blaring heavy metal while riding around Santa Carla.
Having to deal with a extremely stoned Paul every once and awhile (giggly, clingy and wobbly)
Stealing comics from the frog brothers
Marko
He ‘adopted’ you from a neglectful household.
Your more of a forever best-friend then a child to him.
Hanging around with him and Paul
Stealing David’s bike and riding around.
Finding random things to stitch onto his jacket
Feeding his pigeons.
Chucking rocks and the frog bros and Sam.
Star
She found you alone on a rock while looking for quartz.
She’s Very, very protective of you.
Going to the saxophone man’s concerts every night together.
Teaching you how to sew
She thinks Paul and marko are bad influences.
Doing your hair (just ask man.)
Star gazing to escape reality.
N/n: I’m so sorry I haven’t posted AT ALL!!! I’ve had such a bad case of writers block it’s not funny. Love y’all!<3 requests are open for head-cannons and imagines
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Shang-Chi x male reader fluff where they try to find ways to have fun during the pandemic.
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Pronouns: None/Not Specified
Prompt: Finding fun things to do with your boyfriend
A/N: I’m literally so excited to post this I love him so much just. Look at him. Also might be kinda dry bc I haven’t watched the movie in a while but oh well. Not pandemic specific, this could also be read as you two just finding new hobbies. Switching between using his birth name and “American” name bc yannow I feel like it’s important to acknowledge both.
TW: None!
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Something you and your boyfriend had noticed in the recent years was that time had a unique way of passing
So fast, but simultaneously dragging on
Very early on you noticed you needed some new hobbies
In reality, it took you and Shaun a week to get burnt out on nearly every video game you owned
Smash Bros? Got repetitive. Animal Crossing? Creator block. Minecraft? After you threatened to break the Xbox (you were blown up by a creeper after just finding diamonds), he decided it was best to hide the controls.
Which led to you sitting in the kitchen in the middle of the night, eating some leftover pizza
“What do we do now?”
“Beats me.”
Cue the brainstorming session
The two of you paced around the small apartment, trying to think of new things to try
“What about cooking?”
You tried that
The emphasis on tried
Let me get this straight though: Shang-Chi can absolutely cook. The issue is more of whether he wants to or not.
The next morning, you two were ready to (safely!) get ingredients at the farmer’s market
You kept asking him what he was planning on making, but he wouldn’t tell you
It was cute, though, to see him excited about something
He had it all planned out in his head, and hoped the execution would go well
Your lovely boyfriend was going to prepare one of his favorite meals that his mom made when he was young
Then, you two would go to the park and have a bit of time to do yoga
To say it shocked you was an understatement
He ended up taking the food to the park and having a bit of a picnic after stretching. The weather couldn’t have been more perfect; the temperature was amazing, with the hint of a breeze
No matter how mundane the rest of the world seemed, nature remained untouched. Flowers were blooming, leaves in all shades of green, and the wildlife positively buzzing
Yoga was tranquil and relaxing — until the breeze picked up too much and made you lose your balance
The sight of Shaun with his hand out had you at a loss for words. “Wow, falling for me that hard?”
You could’ve stayed in that moment forever. It was quiet in the park, but even if it wasn’t, that wouldn’t have mattered. The lush green leaves danced in the background almost pointing you towards the face of your beloved.
For the first time in ages, he just looked… peaceful. Looking at you had earned that reaction.
Soft beams of light danced over your skin, highlighting the color and (freckles/imperfections/etc). The color of your eyes a brightened hue but still full of life — a great contrast to how everything felt lately.
The moment felt gentle, and fragile. Like something that could shatter if you moved on too quickly. Everything around you began to blur until it dissipated completely, leaving the two of you in the pure white energy.
His face leaned in closer, enough for you to practically feel his smile.
“I think we should really hop on the ‘plant gay’ bandwagon, don’t you think?”
“Shang-Chi, you’re lucky I love you. Because you just completely butchered our moment.”
He was right, though. Afterwards, your shared space became full with different plants. All colors, shapes, and shades.
An homage to your love and — hopefully — more days in the park.
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