#brain fart

[fangirl-nadir]

I was talking about pop culture dinosaurs vs scientifically accurate dinosaurs, only my brain glitched and I ended up saying "biblically accurate dinosaurs" instead

#paleontology #palaeoblr #dinosaur #dinosaurs #brain fart

[radioducky]

Lucifer: So… are we flirting right now?

Alastor, licking his lips: I am literally drinking your blood!?

Lucifer: That doesn’t answer my question.

#incorrect quotes #hrhrhr #radioapple #hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin lucifer #alastor x lucifer #alastor #lucifer magne #brain fart

[stef-rambles]

Wriothesley, in the middle of a conversation with Neuvillette: "fuck me if I'm wrong but–"

Neuvillette, interrupting him without looking up from his papers: "you're wrong."

Wriothesley: "e-eh...?" 😅

Neuvillette, now intently staring at Wriothesley with narrowed eyes: "I said, you're wrong, Wriothesley."

Wriothesley: 😳

#wriolette #neuvithesley #wriothesley #neuvillette #theyre so silly i love them #theyre idiots your honor #(lovingly) #but theyre also in love your honor #i love them a normal amount #totally not obsessed #dont take this too srsly #brain fart #stef rambles

[solidsilver]

today's brain fart credit: The suit is based on D&G.

#astarion #balders gate 3 #bg3 astarion #bg3 #brain fart #my head hurts

[myguiltyartpleasure]

Hear me out: zukka x mulan (disney version). Sokka is pretending to be from fire nation colony, Zuko is their general. He isn’t hiding his gender, but his origins. Probably hiding swt tattoos or water tribe trinkets (imagine piercing with water tribe themed beads!)

Why? My brain stuck on this image as zukka and I want to make it zukka

#zukka #sokka/zuko #sokka #zuko #brain fart #is there a fic?

[urbvncoffee]

"Changing" means that nothing new will happen until you destroy the person you've been.

I read this sentence in a manga I'm a big fan of, and maybe they've exaggerated it a bit with the "destroy" part, but I think the point they want to make is understood anyway, so I'll leave it here, as a reminder that If I want something to change, that change has to start with me.

#I needed to motivate myself for these last weeks before finals #brain fart #dark academia #university #dark academia aesthetic #chaotic academia #academia aesthetic #light academia #studyspo #aesthetic #studyblr #stem dark academia #brown aesthetic #blue lock #motivating quotes #motivation #study motivation

[pepperonipizzafan1]

reaper skoodles

#undertale #drawing #sans au #undertale aus #sans #awesome #digital art #digital fanart #utmv fanart #reaper #reaper sans #brain fart

[a-meh]

#brain fart #memes #funny meme #lmao #funny #meme #humor #lol #like wtf #bruh

[simporado]

MHA 405 spoilers ‼️

KACCHANS SMILEEEE

ok first im going crazy at how he’s so happy that he saved All Might and is finally telling him his hero name that it made him smile so big and genuine aUGH. Like LIKEE remember back at the interclass activoty where AM came up to him to praise him and Kacchan most likely hid his smile in his collar.. SOBS THAT MAKES ME SO 💓💓💓💓

but also imagine thats how he acts around y/n who he has a crush on… he’ll definitely face or turn away whenever you’d compliment him bc for sure he would be smiling hearing that from you! then when he’s finally accepted his feelings, he’d be melting your heart with his smile all the damn time 😵‍💫🧡

#mha405 #bakugo katsuki #all might #mha #bnha #mha spoilers #mha manga spoilers #bnha405 #bakugou x reader #bakugo katsuki x reader #bakugou katsuki #bakugou x y/n #kacchan #dynamight #drabble #?? #thoughts yknow #brain fart #messy post bc i was in the car writing this #with a full on headache lmao!

[saytr]

OKAY

But what if MLB in Hotel Hazbin style?

#brain fart

[tqmies]

Can I request Mark + College or Fake dating + prompt 42?

Rush | Mark Lee

Part of Tqmies 1K Event!

college & fake dating au, 42. “Who’s laughing now?” “…Clearly not you. You’re crying, dear God.”  wc: 1k Note: why choose an AU when we can have both ?!

"I want to piss off my parents - Which isn't illogical, by the way - so what better way than to drag you into it?!"

"Is this supposed to make me agree?" You quirk a brow, tapping a nail on the desk in front of you. And your wearing a frown, taken aback by the sheer audacity of the male in front of you, who you haven't spoken to in years, asking you for help.

"It'll only be for a bit! I'll parade you around for a bit, make my mom blow up in her chair, and then we'll fake break up!"

"I'm missing the part where I benefit from this.. And why me anyways?" You loll your head to the side, its not like you were a particularly bad influence or anything. You were nice, hard working, and a good student. If anything, you were a mothers dream for their son.

"My mom hates your mom."

Ah there it was, the moment of truth. You and Mark's mom had attended high school together, and from what you know, the two weren't fond of each other at all.

But your mom held no ill intent towards Mark, would Mark's mom hate you? How immature, doesn't sound too far off of what your mom would say.

"Still don't see what I get from it." You shrug, going back to your book.

"You'll get to date me." He points at himself, eye brows raised as he's dead serious. He thought of himself as a catch, why weren't you jumping at him?

You want to laugh in his face.

"And I'll pay you."

"Now we're talking." You nod, not one above being payed off. Hey, you'd done far more questionable things for as little as twenty dollars.

But being faced with someone as affluent as Mark, you're sure you'd get a check out of this.

Which is why you're now standing beside him as he shoves his hands in his pockets, waiting for his parents to get the doorbell. You had to admit it, you were kind of nervous.

Not that you really liked Mark or anything, but you weirdly felt pressured to win over his parents.

The door opens and you're met with Mark's dad, and he offers his a son a curt nod before he turns towards you. "Oh, will you be joining us for dinner tonight?"

The smile is wiped off your face. "He didn't tell you?"

Mark's dad shakes his head, and Mark avoids any direct eye contact with you. Oh you were going to piss Mark's parents off, that's for sure. Mark's dad just turns and heads inside, the two of you following after.

You enter behind him into the kitchen, where Mark's mom is. Her eyes widen among seeing you, "Mark, honey, I didn't know you were bringing a guest."

"Ma, this is my girlfriend."

You expect steam to blow out of her head, for her to angrily rage and demand you leave, to even start cursing out her son.

But she does none of that, instead offering you a warm smile. "It's nice to meet you. Mark didn't tell me we were having guests, or else I would've cooked up something special."

You shake your head, unable to stop yourself from returning the kindness. "The food smells amazing."

Why'd Mark want to piss off such nice people anyways?

The evening goes pretty well, and Mark thinks that he's not getting his moneys worth. He had bet by this time at night that you'd be getting ran out of the house as he got berated for dating you.

But none of that is happening, in fact his mom looks happy as ever. She doesn't mind your mother either, she had to know by now, you had even given her the names of your parents when she asked. So why was she keeping it together so well? Didn't they hate each other?

You tell Mark's mom your major and she jumps up. "Oh wow, so pretty and smart. How did my son manage to snag you?"

You just nervously laugh, shrugging playfully. "I don't know either."

"Mark usually brings home such trouble makers." She shakes her head as she cuts into her food. "It's a relief to see he found someone so good for him."

..

Mark slams the door as he climbs into the drivers seat, and you can tell he's mad. And really, you can't blame him, seeing as his parent's didn't seem pissed off at all.

"Well, guess your genius plan didn't work out after all, guess I'm just too likable." You make a snark comment, crossing your arms.

Mark leans his head against his steering wheel as you continue.

"Tried to use me to piss off those sweet people! Jokes on you, Who's laughing now?" You mock, facing Mark when he doesn't respond.

Instead you notice wet tears fall off his face, the sound of sniffling as well. You grow confused at that. ".. Clearly not you. You're crying, dear God."

He wipes as his face aggressively as he sits back up. He looks at you as he scoffs. "My parents don't like anyone, okay? Even if they didn't care about your mom, I knew they'd find something to pick at you for. They always comment on my date's outfit or their manners."

"Oh wow, I'm sorry Mark. That's really shitty." You respond.

"But the one time I try and piss them off, they like you?" He says, bewildered. "Not a single bad thing to say? And it's all for a girl that I'm not even dating. God, I'm such a loser, why did I think this was a good idea? How am I going to explain that I let the one good thing I had go?"

You assume he's referring to you not showing up anymore, and for as little as you know the boy, you find yourself sympathizing. "I can always show up again, if that helps."

He nods a little, "Sorry I dragged you into this."

You can't believe you ever agreed to this fake dating thing, but something you tells you that you'll be sticking around longer that you intended.

#tqmies 1k event! #mark lee imagine #mark lee #idk what this #brain fart #mark lee nct #nct mark #nct mark imagines #nct mark drabble #mark lee drabble #mark lee drabbles #mark lee fanfic #nct drabbles #nct scenarios #nct fanfic #nct mark lee #nct dream #nct fluff

[radioducky]

The next morning at the breakfast table

Lucifer: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night. 
Angel: You were flirtin‘ with Smiles the whole damn time. 
Lucifer: So what? We‘re together already, it’s no big deal!
Angel: You asked him if he’s single. 
Lucifer: …
Angel: And then you cried when he said he wasn’t.

#incorrect quotes #radioapple #hazbin hotel #hazbin lucifer #hazbin alastor #alastor x lucifer #alastor #lucifer magne #brain fart

[stef-rambles]

modern au in which neuvillette is still a judge but during the next trial he freezes to the spot, with eyes wide as saucers and mouth hanging open, the moment the defendant enters the hall and immediately shoots him a lopsided smirk the moment their eyes meet

he's the one slip-up in life he made, none other than neuvillette's one-night-stand from a few weeks ago, the guy who never left his mind ever since...

wriothesley

#wriolette #neuvithesley #neuvillette #wriothesley #brain fart #dont take this too srsly #stef rambles

[painfulpanchi]

Sedusa Doe is my new favourite thing

#artists of tumblr #digital art #fanart #small artist #john doe #john doe game #sedusa #powerpuff girls #brain fart #male yandere

[stray-slug]

Was rewatching episode 4, season 3 of merlin, and i noticed in the opening, arthur talks about how like 'yeah we should get mead its been a long day of hunting' and merlin just kinda sounds annoyed by the idea of it. and it got me thinking. what if merlin just isn't that much of a tavern guy. like sure arthur probably thinks he is cause of gaius being like "oh well merlins probably just at the tavern" to hide what merlin is doing every time arthur doesnt know where merlin is, but merlin might actually just be not that big on drinking, which would be so funny to me actually. Arthur: you've actually done really good work today Merlin, that's a rare occurence, care to join me at the tavern for a little celebration? i mean, you must know a lot of the locals down there with how much time you spend at the tavern, so you could introduce me to some new people, we might find some new guys to train for knights with how good you are at finding guys like that. Merlin, who just does not go to the tavern that often because he is busy saving the kingdom, arthur, himself, working his ass off to do other stuff, helping gaius with whatever herb he needs, and just isn't the biggest fan of mead: oh. uh. yes. the tavern. that i am often at. with the people. that i know. very well. yes. we can go. And on the way there he sneakily gets a bunch of servants to tell some of the knights that Merlin is telling them to go to the tavern so he can just put Arthur with them and sneak off while Arthur is occupied with the knights, because as much as he loves Arthur, he just cannot be bothered with the tavern after a hard day of work.

#brain fart #idk im going insane because of exams melting my brain and stuff #merlin #arthur pendragon #emrys #gaius

[gardenoblues]

Wednesday, trying to scare Tyler with death traps around their house: I'll get you.

Tyler: Nice try, honey. I'm sure you will.

---

Enid: You really don't know how to scare him do you?

Wednesday: Yes. It's starting to get on my nerves.

Enid: I have an idea.

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Wednesday, standing on the edge of a cliff:

Bet you'll hate this.

Tyler, unamused: What now?

Wednesday: *jumps off the cliff*

Tyler: *Hydes out before he could think and caught her midair.*

Tyler: Wednesday, what the hell?

Wednesday: Aw, why, did I scare you?

Tyler: *hugs her tightly* don't do that ever again.

#wyclair #wyler #tyler galpin #wednesday addams #incorrect quotes #enid sinclair #Tyler is desensitized by spooky Wednesday shit #and Wednesday is not happy about it #thankfully there's Enid who knows what she's doing #random incorrect quotes #brainfart #brain fart