saw this and immediately was like “it’s them”
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Akaashi: *looking at bokuto*
Akaashi: what an angle
Kenma: don't you mean angel?
Akaashi: I was talking about his jawline but you're right
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Akaashi: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful, and organised.
Bokuto: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob whilst apologising profusely*
Akaashi: That one. I want that one.
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person 1: I'm like, really fast at math.
person 2: mhm, what's 30x17?
person 1: 47
person 2: That's not even close
person 1: But it was fast.
bokuaka, ushiten, solangelo, kamijirou, percabeth
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Akaashi, texting Tsukishima: Please come save me, I just walked into a party and someone yelled dibs
Bokuto, also texting Tsukishima: HELF IM DRUNK AND A HOT BOY WLAKED INTO THE PARTY NDA I YELLED DIBS
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*BokuAka in non volleyball au*
Kuroo: Relax. Just act mature.
Bokuto: Mature. Got it.
*later, on the date*
Akaashi: So, what do you like to do for fun?
Bokuto with a deep voice: Taxes.
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Omi: It’s time to turn this into a real business.
Bokuto: What do you mean? Like, carry a briefcase, and wear a tie, and pay taxes?
Atsumu: Wait, have you not been paying your taxes?
Akaashi: I handle our accounting.
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Imagining this bokuaka interaction kept me up last night
Bokuto: Akaashi says we have to be carful not to spend too much time focused only on volleyball or else we’ll become social ostrich size.
Akaashi: No bokuto-san, I said that it’s easy to become socially ostracised on account of volleyball monopolising all our time
Bokuto: Exactly. We have no time for Monopoly or even Uno. The only game we have time for is volleyball.
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kuroo: Bokuto, wich one of these games do you think Kenma would like best?
bokuto, laughing: you’re whipped, bro. absolutely whipped.
akaashi: *drops two more books onto the huge pile in Bokuto’s arms* thanks again for offering to carry all of my books, Bokuto-san.
bokuto: anything for you, Akaashi.
kuroo: …
bokuto: *turns back to Kuroo* as i was saying, you’re whipped, bro.
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Bokuto: I'm trying to test out my new signature, can anyone tell me if it's good?
Akaashi: sure, here use this to practice
Bokuto: nice, thanks-
Bokuto:
Bokuto: this is a marriage certificate
Akaashi: and what about it
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Credits to Pinterest
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Akaashi: You’re charged with...breaking into a pet store?
Bokuto: I thought the animals might be lonely...
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