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whatever
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Fun fact you can get a free certification in Rat Tickling from Purdue University
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That entire bag of grapes i ate earlier got me actin funny
i just got OSHA forklift certified at 1am using my “little treats” budget
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the 'what if you played it a little risky' post literally Changed my life but i cant fujkign find it in my blog because its. a tiktok screenshot
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WAIT PEOPLE ON TUMBLR ARE REAL FUCKING PEOPLE
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nice argument you got there, one small issue. im pregnant and it's yours
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We are blood.
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it’s rough out here
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Kiyoomi: I must get this degree. So that I can get a great job and earn enough money to have a family and take care of them. And also to bail the Miyas out of prison.
Komori: The twins are in prison??
Kiyoomi: Not yet.
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reblog to give the person you rb’d this from a hot chocolate with whipped cream and marshmallows
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hey im free later if you wanna like get married or merge souls or something
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i think it's so cute when you hit a car and its alarm starts going off. like aww are you mad at me?
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frog on da frog chair
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