*Ushiten meeting with their child's teacher*
Teacher: I know this may be a sensitive subject, but I've noticed some odd behaviour with your daughter, she doesnt socialize as well with the other kids, has some trouble in conversations, struggles when day plans change... it may be worth looking into an assessment for something like autism.
Tendou, looking over to where Ushijima has noticed a poster on the wall about the life cycle of dandelions and has fully checked out of the conversation: At least someone in this household is going to have a diagnosis.
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Guys, I just found out that if I read a fic on ao3 and log out, I can give kudos as a guest, and when I log back in, I can give kudos with my account, and both is counted, which basically means I'm finally able to give fics kudos more than once!!!
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Summer with Ushijima and Tendou goes crazy
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okay visualize a scene with me. shiratorizawa gym. someone is making fun of shirabu for being short. ha ha ha. tendou makes a joke. "'thats why you gotta grow taller. nobody can pick up me!" ha ha. ushijima picks him up. not gracefully. hands under his arms just up off the floor a foot. understandably, tendous brain shuts off a bit. he does nothing. ushijima does nothing. the rest of shiratorizawa is silent. ushijima begins to realize he might have misread the social situation. was that not a challenge? tendou should probably say something but his executive function is gone. he is in the air. ushijimas arms are getting sore. why has this happened? what folly of human nature have they stumbled into that has led to this? when will the nightmare end? Semi spots them as he is coming out of the locker room. "oh my god, put him down!" he declares, not unlike someone scolding a pet who has eaten something it should not eat. ushijima panics and drops tendou. tendou is unprepared and fully hits the floor. ushijima stares at him. someone should say something. "you are wrong" ushjima says. someone should have said something that isnt that. tendou is on the floor.
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Tendou, at 3am: if you work on a farm and your job is to take care of chickens, you are a chicken tender
Ushijima, eyes wide staring at the ceiling:
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hello ushiten nation how are we doing today
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hey hey don’t cry. ushijima and tendou are best friends, okay?
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