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Kageyama: Come on, how many times do I have to apologize?

Hinata: Once!

Kageyama: ...No.

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Kuroo: I’ve had a haircut that I’ve regretted.

Kenma: Is it the one you have now?

Kuroo: No.

Kenma: Well it should be.

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Sugawara, texting: Please bring home purified water with no minerals. You hear me? NO MINERALS added for taste. NONE

Daichi, texting: I got spring water

Sugawara: NO

Daichi: with EXTRA minerals

Daichi: it’s like licking a stalagmite

Sugawara: DONT COME HOME

Daichi: mmmmhh cave water

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Me listening to “I’m just Ken”

#barbie #barbie movie #Ken

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Kenma: This is awful.

Kuroo: What are you talking about? You love it here!

Kenma: I’m not sure I do. I think I just developed Stockholm Syndrome.

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Bokuto: I most definitely don’t have a crush on Akaashi!

Konoha: mhm

Bokuto: I’m just constantly thinking about him and when he comes into the room I get happy.

Washio: Ok, Miss I don’t have a crush on Akaashi, how do you feel when he leaves the room?

Bokuto: I feel as if something is missing...

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Nishinoya: The eagles won last night

Asahi: Oh, did you watch the game?

Nishinoya: *covered in blood and scratches* What game?

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Oikawa: You know who I think is the ugliest guy in the school? That Hajime Iwaizumi! You know what I would give him on a scale of 1 to 10? 1 would be the ugliest and 10 pretty... I would give him an 8... 8.5 or a 9... not, not over a 9.8 ‘cos there is always room for improvement. Not everyone is perfect, like me. That’s why I’m holding out for a 10. Because I’m worth it!

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Yaku: I hate you with every inch of my body.

Lev: that’s not a lot of inches.

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Hinata: What do you have to offer besides being mentally ill?

Kageyama: I’m hot

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Atsumu, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Osamu, pulling out an UNO card: +4

Suna, pulling out a Pokémon card: Pikachu, I choose you

Kita: What are you playing?

Aran: my nerves

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Sugawara: I can’t go through another talking stage again

Daichi: what…?

Sugawara: do you wanna marry me yes or no

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Akaashi: when I first met you, I thought you were smart and mature

Bokuto: go on

Akaashi: I was terribly wrong

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Sugawara, texting: Please bring home purified water with no minerals. You hear me? NO MINERALS added for taste. NONE

Daichi, texting: I got spring water

Sugawara: NO

Daichi: with EXTRA minerals

Daichi: it’s like licking a stalagmite

Sugawara: DONT COME HOME

Daichi: mmmmhh cave water

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Kageyama: please be patient

Kageyama: I am confused again

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[Asking Haikyuu characters what makes them happy]

Hinata: Volleyball

Kageyama: Volleyball

Kenma: Video games

Akaashi: Inner Peace

Bokuto: Akaashi

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