Kenma: This is awful.
Kuroo: What are you talking about? You love it here!
Kenma: I’m not sure I do. I think I just developed Stockholm Syndrome.
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Enid: I love the shape of soup.
Wednesday: . . .
Enid : . . .
Wednesday: the...the shape of soup?
Enid: yes. . .
Wednesday: . . .okay.
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Y/N: Hey, wanna help me commit arson?
MacGyver: What the hell!?
Y/N: Oh, sorry, my bad.
Y/N, whispering: Wanna help me commit arson?
MacGyver, whispering: Of course. What do you need?
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This is my post for week 3 of this Encanto event
Since I don't have another Au with the Encanto characters and my ocs I decided that for this week I would show you an Incorrect Quote that I have from them
I hope you like it
@encanto-extended-edition
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#1
tim: i need sleep
dick: the sky is blue
jason: aunt kate's gay
bernard: clark kent is superman
tim: w-what?!
all the others: oh im sorry, i thought we were saying things that were obvious- WAIT BERNARD?
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Kurt: Levy, what's a metaphor?
Levy: My life is a train wreck.
Kurt: I know, but what's a metaphor?
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Rid yourself of fear
Focus on the task at hand
Hesitate and you will die
Retreat and you will die
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LA camarilla: what ya got there La Croix?
La Croix with the sarcophagus : a smoothie
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I had so much fun with the first quote, that I did another incorrect quote. This one is by @gamerblade1
enjoy some Mikey
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Blitzø: I think Stolas is actually in love with me.
Fizzarolli: Congratulations, you're the last to know.
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Sugawara, texting: Please bring home purified water with no minerals. You hear me? NO MINERALS added for taste. NONE
Daichi, texting: I got spring water
Sugawara: NO
Daichi: with EXTRA minerals
Daichi: it’s like licking a stalagmite
Sugawara: DONT COME HOME
Daichi: mmmmhh cave water
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Tim: I’ve accidentally indulged in to much ‘me time’
Tim: Turns out, I’ve been reported missing for six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities.
Tim:
Tim: I hope they make a Buzz Feed about me.
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MacGyver, sweating: Y/N, there’s something I need to ask you-
Y/N: Finally! You’re proposing!
MacGyver: How’d you know?
Y/N: MacGyver, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.
Y/N: I even picked it up once.
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Stiles: Look, Scott's made his decision, and I don't really want to join your pack. But with so many lives at stake...
Derek: You'd have to take the offer. I'll make you take it. I'll make you take it all.
Stiles: And I'll roll over and let you give it to me.
Derek: I'm honestly not trying to make this sound gay.
Stiles: No one is, it's just happening.
(source)
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Alfred: Master Bruce?
Bruce: Can't talk right now, doing hot girl shit
Said hot girl shit:
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