#bless. their. hearts.

[ereborne]

Song of the Day: March 15

“Over Yet" by Hayley Williams

#song of the day #very exciting to have one of my brothers tell me entirely unprompted that he's enjoying the current playlist #a very big win #I spent most of my work day today doing what I've been thinking of as 'evil rubber-ducking' #where the IT guys throw me the especially Difficult faculty members--the ones who can't be helped because they won't listen-- #and I trick them into actually talking me through what they're doing so we can find the problem and fix it #(eternally amazed by people who request help and then refuse it. you called me bud. you submitted a service request ticket on purpose. #oh you can't do your job without connecting to the vpn? that's great we can't fix it until you tell us what's fucking stopping you) #mostly this 'tricking' takes the form of me being a sweet young butter-wouldn't-melt Southern girl in over my head with mean IT guys #bless them (derogatory) these folks who won't let IT even attempt to start working through the 'have you tried' scripts #because they know they're getting something wrong but are too angry-embarrassed to admit they don't know what #are still delighted to mansplain the idea of a remote connection to me #--that's not fair. I shouldn't mischaracterize them it's mostly not mansplaining. #the two today were yankee-splaining me. city-splaining maybe. #what would a hick like me (y'all is one person. all y'all or some'a y'all for multiple people) possibly know about enterprise networks-- #anyway they were using the wrong login credentials and were so sure of themselves they'd never even tried the other set just to see #bless. their. hearts. #(IT owes me so many little favors like this now. the latest database tweak I asked for got done live while I described it to them) #anyway anyway! love the chorus on this song #'to get out of your head yes break a sweat / baby tell yourself it ain't over yet' #makes me move my head every time

[happyheidi]

｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ｡ ﾟ. April will bring blessings.

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#let’s manifest this shit! #I need for you to do what you do best April: be kind and bring on the blessings <3 #april #blessings #text #classic academia #light academia aesthetic #spring aesthetic #positivity #cottagecore #cozycore #cosycore #affirmations #positive #wholesome #manifesting #manifestation #emoji #heart #spring #hope April treats u the way you deserve <3

[seagreenlaurin]

„Gege…“

#tgcf #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #artists on tumblr #digital art #illustration #art #xie lian #hua cheng #hualian #san lang #mxtx #mxtx tgcf #mxtx fanart #tgcf xie lian #tgcf fanart #tgcf hua cheng #these two have my heart #domestic hualian #what is hua cheng suggesting #👀 #🤫

[acourtoffeyandfables]

Brennan furiously proclaiming he will NOT participate in this race to the middle, he WILL try his best. And then Sam rolls out a second edition box set of Lord of the Rings as a prize?? And Brennan is the closest guess?? But the name of the game is to be the 2nd best guess and so Oscar,--who has never read it never watched it can't wait to start it today's the day what a great reason--wins the books???

#bless his heart #rip brennan youre just too funny when righteously angry #dropout tv #game changer #brennan lee mulligan #ally beardsley #oscar montoya

[911onabc]

i’m so glad 911 is finally admitting buck is a cringe fail loser and i’m even more glad tommy is into that kinda thing

#buck has no game and tommy DOES NOT care #bless his heart #911 abc

[latimeria-fell-from-heaven]

can’t believe that the FNAF movie single-handedly multiplied and reawakened the thirst and everyone’s crushes on josh hutcherson. bro played the part of a traumatized pathetic man so good that now we all collectively want him.

#lati speaks #fnaf movie #fnaf #josh hutcherson #mike schmidt #lmao bro is gonna be in for a shock once he sees how many people want to bone him #bless josh's heart he’s such a sweet dude <33 #it’s ALWAYS the loser pathetic men that are the sexiest and most fuckable #i had a crush on him ever since zathura and journey so now i'm just loosing my shit even more for this man <33

[aq2003]

imagine you need to get away from the house and your responsibilities for a hot second and there's this bus driver/tour guide you meet and he invites you on a one-time big sightseeing trip (what the bus driver is telling himself. don't worry about that). and at first you think it's like a date and he's into you but this dries up maybe half a day in when the sightseeing goes wrong and he starts angsting about his dead girlfriend. anyway the trip gets extended and he's still the worst most disappointing tour guide in the world so you do the emotional equivalent of poking at him with a stick and asking what the hell is wrong with him. bus driver relents and reveals that his whole family is dead and he's been trying to avoid thinking about it by being a bus driver. you listen to him as he talks about how nice his town was before it exploded and you suddenly realize that the bus driver is furiously grieving/homesick/depressed and you're like the only thing stopping him from driving off a cliff and into the sea. especially bc the next day you run into the mafia and the bus driver starts screaming at them to kill him. then he hugs an electric fence. and then he tells you to take the bus keys and leave him and screams at the mafia to kill him again. and like this is so obviously horrific but what can you do besides stay with him on more sightseeing trips and hope you're doing enough to keep him alive. bc one of the responsibilities you ducked from was your job of saving people and this stupid fucking bus driver is a person in need of saving so bad. even if he starts shutting down when he manages to catch that you're directly onto how unstable he is. anyway, on an unrelated note, ten and martha from hit tv show doctor who,

#tenth doctor #martha jones #doctor who #dr who #ten and martha #mt #everyone accept my bus driver analogy into your hearts. watch series 3 the way i watched it and become crazy like me. #ten is NOT her toxic rebounded bf he is her mentally unstable bus driver turned insanely codependent friend #god bless. #10 era

[witch-among-stars]

This show is like a Tumblr sexymen-producing factory!

#oh my god they all are sexy #bless my heart I am melting #adventure time #Fionna and Cake #simon petrikov #Gary Prince #Marshall Lee #Scarab #The Winter King #Winter King #Farmworld Finn #Ice Prince

[macy-bee]

i do love that the series explained from the first episode that the gang will have to dig falin out of the dragon to resurrect her and we knew it was gonna be kinda fucked and yet we still weren’t expecting THAT

#hi anime onlys #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #im feeling traumatized and blessed at the same time #my horror-loving heart has been appeased by a cute lil dnd cooking show

[t00thpasteface]

poor clark kent. whether you ship him with lois or bruce, he's stuck committing the cardinal sin of dating a coworker

#bless his heart #DON'T TRY THAT AT HOME KIDS #shebbz shoutz #superman #clark kent

[toucheholland23]

I love these two sillies a lot 🫶 they are so shaped 💖🩷

#my art #my artwork #poppy playtime #smiling critters #the smiling critters #dogday #catnap #dogday poppy playtime #catnap poppy playtime #love is stored in the sun and moon critters 🫶✨ #they are best friends your honor #bless their litol hearts 🙏🩷 #sure hope nothing bad happens to them 😁

[laegolas]

“It’s just scrap,” Hua Cheng says about his ashes, his only weakness, the one thing that could destroy him, a creature who grew up unloved and cast aside.

Given freely to the person who is his reason for existing, a person who sees the value in every little thing, a god of scraps.

#I am going INSANE #tgcf #tgcf spoilers #heaven official's blessing #hualian #I have rewatched this scene over and over sorry eming but ashes have my heart #the show is so insane how is this allowed #it’s somehow gayer than the book wtf

[happyheidi]

｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ｡ ﾟ. October will bring blessings.

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#let’s manifest this shit! #like we do every month #cottagecore #October pls be kind <3 #october #manifesting #manifestation #positivity #blessings #autumn #text #autumn aesthetic #light academia aesthetic #classic academia #affirmations #cottage academia #heart #heartcore

[femmelie]

“Feel like i’ve heard this before. I think…from an orthodontist’s office maybe?”

ah yes. percy is twelve.

#bless his little baby heart #pjo #pjo tv show #pjo spoilers #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson

[theunvanquishedzims]

Character concept: kindly old mentor figure who is scouring the land in search of The Chosen One to pull the sword from the stone. They find the kid destined to be king, whisk them away on a magical adventure full of lessons like "be a good sport" and "always see the best in people," and guide them to the stone.

The child pulls the sword out and immediately gets knifed in the ribs by their mentor, who takes the sword, hides the body, and gets declared the rightful king.

#fantasy #d&d #the sword in the stone #he's been learning swordsmanship and statescraft for decades #he's not gonna let some trumped-up 11-year-old who got blessed by a fairy at birth run a kingdom #doesn't matter how noble and pure of heart the kid is he's an illiterate peasant who's never left his village #what does he know about economics and continental politics? #kid didn't even know how to use a fork

[ao3-crack]

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#archive of our own #ao3 quotes #ao3 stuff #archive of our own quotes #fanfic #fanfic quotes #funny #ao3 #ao3 summary #I did this while getting my braces tightened #my dentist was so impressed he allowed me to update #bless his heart #💜🥺💜 #bro I fuckin wheezed at this for a solid five mins