#billionaires for jesus

[catamaran-evangelist]

#billionaires for jesus #катамаран евангелист📢🕊

[rosalesbeausderholle]

At the end of the day, it just really sucks when you can't even enjoy a new release by your favorite artist because the greater internet has decided she's their acceptable outlet of misogyny and they have to comment or hate on her every move every single time.

#liveblogging my life #and for anyone saying oh it's only bc she's hyper famous and a billionaire now #it has literally always been like this #I've been here since 2009 and it has been like this every single time #like jesus i have to see people lose their mind over soulless factory ready kpop groups #or anything ariana grande puts out #(which btw is 1000% more soulless than anything I've heard) #or any other artist who's lyrics are just as 'cringe' as taylor (which is not a bad thing sometimes lyrics are fun! sometimes lyrics #are tongue in cheek! sometimes some of you are illiterate and don't get basic ass metaphors) #and that's all fine and good #and the respective fandom gets to enjoy the release #but when it's us we have to be exposed with barrage of hate after barrage of hate #sometimes over something so innocent as even announcing an album #like it's really a demonstration about how you can be the best and most successful person in the whole world at something #if you're a woman they'll still hate you #and then you guys find it cringe when she sings about that but isn't she right? #and then how dare we compare her to some of the old greatest of all time #as if they sometimes didn't have fun or cringey lyrics as well! but in this case those are two whole verses in a 31 yo album #but yeah stop and listen to what some of those oldies were singing about #not that they aren't great iconic songs is that the songwriting and bop status is very much comparable #taylor swift

[tricoufamily]

📩 Simblr question of the day: You can answer one or both parts of this question! 1️⃣ Part one: If you make Story posts, what do you do for scenes? Do you build them yourself, do you download lots from the gallery or do you download them from someone online? 2️⃣ Part two: If you make Gameplay/Legacy posts, what do you do for a house? Do you build it yourself, download a home from the gallery or do you download them from someone online? Additionally, do you build onto that home or demolish it and rebuild the house when needed? (E.G When another child enters the picture or someone moves in) ❎ If you do none of those for either half, what do you do? Do you use someone else's save file? (WIndbrook by Folking, Willow Creek + Magnolia Promenade by Theneighborhoodsave, Silent Pines by Silentpinessave... etc)

( freely share this SQOTD around, anon or not, and use the hashtag " SQOTD " ~ 💛 )

it's rare that i do an entire build by myself, especially for this is the fall where everything is enormous and opulent absolutely NOT. i'll decorate certain rooms though!

i don't post gameplay, but when i do occasionally play the game, i almost always just use the gallery and don't even redecorate lol

#me: yeah i'm gonna make my story about a bunch of old money billionaires i'm sure i'll be able to find builds what's the worst that cou- #when i can finally be rid of westlem school...... #stunning build but Oh My God This Fucking Game Will Not Run #behind the scenes fun fact: last post the game started lagging so bad that i had to take malcolm's dorm and put it on an empty lot <3 Hell! #i have to clean out my mods folder jesus #SQOTD #ask #anon

[plagueparchments]

HI GUYS! I'M BROKE AS HELL! fortunately its nothing too bad going on with me, but IF YOU WOULD COMMISSION ME THAT WOULD BE LOVELY!! THANK YOU

#artists on tumblr #commission #commissions open #open commissions #commissions #please #food is so expensive and for what #some fuckass billionaires private jet? jesus christ

[dirty-bear-rick-sanchez]

Also I rewatched the other Inside Job Part 2 trailer and ‘this is the most damaging midlife crisis since Elon Musk’ has aged like the FINEST of wines

#inside job #elon musk #anti elon musk #we stan inside job for shitting on billionaires #when i first saw the flat earth episode i thought they actually got bezos to voice his character for some reason #and i was so disappointed #and then when i found out they didn’t i was so happy #i love rnm but the whole elon musk thing was a real low point for the show #the chad mocking billionaires in your show vs the the virgin having a billionaire voice a character in your show #i hope whoever wrote that line has watched the whole twitter thing go down while sipping a cocktail in pride #i know this isn’t directly related but also the joke in the bond episode where jr wants to buy the evil lair and convert it an airbnb #and the estate agent is like ‘jesus i’ve worked in evil real estate for 15 years and that’s the most evil thing i’ve seen’ #iconic #comrade inside job

[weepylucifer]

Carmine Denton was really like they uploaded my consciousness into a computer and then only switched me on when they had to ask a question about how to run the company, which is perfectly fine because it meant i was still in charge of the company... sir the capitalism brain is terminal!!!

#taz steeplechase #like oh i'm in basically hell but it's okay bc i'm still the ceo of offbrand disney. jesus christ!! #and like he made himself completely dependent on his family of also amoral capitalists #of COURSE they eventually decided to oust him and dump him in the kid prison wasteland #but what he just assumed nothing bad was ever gonna happen to his richguy computerbrain?? #this is JUST like the dude who exploded in the titanic sub #billionaires will go into ludicrous situations and think nothing bad will ever happen to me bc i have money #posts by me

[masked-alien-lesbian]

looking through the walk through for The Billionaire Baby...there's like sex in almost every chapter 😬

#I'm not a sex repulsed person #But jesus #I don't even think they know each other #choices #pixelberry #playchoices #tbb #the billionaire's baby

[caffeine-addicted-insomniac]

We SHOULD be talking about the boat of migrants that capsized in greece not a bunch of dumbass billionaires that willingly bolted themselves in a knock off video game controlled, non certified,dollar tree submarine

Don't get me wrong the memes are fucking hilarious but there is shit that's actually important and it isn't the rich people that spent 250k for a titanic meet n greet session

#eat the rich #missing submarine #missing submersible #missing #greece #migrants #dumbass #people suck #fucking hell #jesus fucking fuck #billionaires should not exist #eat shit #fuck off #what do you want me to do go look for the shitty rich people? i think not

[falllpoutboy]

elon musk buying twitter partly bc he thought there was too many bots and wanted to get rid of them and now the app is bot fucking city

#literally under every major tweet is a fucking BLUE CHECKMARKED BOT!!! #im sick of it #i need to become a billionaire just so i can buy it from him and fucking fix it jesus christ

[writerinherhead]

fuck the system!!!

#fuck the system #los angeles #olympic and la cieniga #mkultra #politics #9 to 5 #debt slaves #student debt #billionaires #class divide #Jesus is the way the truth the life #john 8:32 #matthew 6:24 #babylonian money magic #freemasonry

[smute]

ok so i finished season 1 of the white lotus and whats remarkable to me is how relatable every character is like there is no villain no one is wholly evil not even fucking shane or olivia theyre all so painfully real? also so happy for jennifer coolidge who finally got to play a role with some true depth tanya could've easily been another caricature but she evokes so much sympathy i am in awe

#tbh halfway through i completely forgot about the murder mystery introduction and i think that was intentional #like ultimately its not a murder mystery #that whole element has no real bearing on the plot #but as a viewer going into the whole thing with the knowledge that someone *will* die #you're sort of pushed to consider the potential danger #simmering beneath the surface of all that complacency #and frivolity #and ETIQUETTE oh my god #its so well done ugh #its not whodunnit its more like #what in gods name could these people get so upset about #that would warrant that kind of violence #and it makes many of the already uncomfortable scenes downright unbearable #like that conversation between rachel and nicole by the pool jesus christ #or literally everything oilivia says to anyone #oh! another thing i really liked is the fact that we dont really know how rich they all are but my impression is that they're not like #billionaires #like yeah they're doing well nicole is some sort of tech CFO they're certainly upper upper upper middle class #tanya doesnt have to worry about money either and shane is from some waspy old money family but he's not a saudi prince u know? #again. it would have been so easy to overdo the whole thing #turn them into caricatures but NO its all about THEM! theyre not just boogeymen #theyre real and its about them and their attitude that very familiar sense of entitlement #their completely unfounded PARANOIA and the gnawing emptiness that persists despite all that material wealth #LOVE LOVE LOVE everything about it #sorry my thoughts are all over the place #he lied #this is as good as it gets tbh #ALL GROUNDS NO FILTER ☕️ #&

[raiiney-days]

i think earth is just one big fucked up dnd campaign. like, god is the sleep deprived dm who was trying to run a erious campaign but gave up bcs the players kept fucking around and doing stupid shit. and jesus and the archangels are the players who keep coming up with increasingly stupid ways to deal with shit.

#every time that jesus's characyer dies he picks an even stupider name for the next one #(X Æ A-Xii was one of his best works yet) #the billionaires song who went to the blink-182 concert during oceangate was one of uriels more short lived characters #after lizzie was taken out gabriel gave up on having normal characters and made mallibu barbie paytas #the murder hornets were an attempt to get everyone to stop making stupid characters but raphael rolled to seduce them instead #elon musk was the product of an inside joke between michael and zadkiel and no one wants him to stay around but michael keeps rolling high #camael is always busy and only ever shows up with single use characters to fuck shit up and leave #global warming was a big quest god tried to send them all on but they got distracted by the npcs #the pandemic was another failed quest line that god eventually just gave up on and halfheartedly fixed when the party wouldnt try to fix it #the bible #dnd #what the fuck #its 3am #please send help #i dont fucking know #does this even make sense #im gonna go play wordscapes now #uhhh #i dont know the bible lore so sorry if this is innacurate #im so tired #i have also play led all of like 3 dnd sessions so yeah #bye

[countess-of-edessa]

no patience for conspiracy theories that imply that by some nefarious means you can be damned or become "evil" by a vaccine or a microchip or a chemical or what have you. not saying im pro-any of those things. but God literally died for us and you think He's just going to let us go to hell over something we didnt even know was sinful? grow up. He lets us eat His Flesh and you think some stupid bill gates foundation chemical in the water could stand up to that? come on.

#im not even saying it’s not true that people are trying to do that kind of stuff #because idk im not there #but when people were saying for example the vaccine was #the mark of the beast it makes me so mad #God isn’t going to let you accidentally go to hell by mistake! implying that is making Him small! #i consume Jesus' Flesh on a weekly basis #it is literally impossible that there could be some kind of satanic or evil influence in me without my knowledge from some kind of tech #technology or chemical #or whatever #the fact is that if I do go to hell it will be my fault #and it will be because of my laziness my pride my selfishness my lack of compassion and reverence #not because some evil billionaire tricked me into it. #it could just be a bad vaccine it doesn’t have to be supernaturally evil

[grimrester]

i dont think the rich people submarine is funny because im too busy thinking about how utterly bleak it is that multiple news networks had oxygen meters running and play by play updates for everyone like it's a football game, when the submarine had already exploded

#it's giving true crime youtuber putting on makeup and eating fried chicken #i dont feel bad for a billionaire piloting a sub with a ps2 controller but jesus christ what a dystopian news cycle

[yuneu]

i actually feel so bad for the submarine guys like i know they’re billionaires and the proof of natural selection but that’s such a horrific way to go

#imagine being the last one to die in there jesus #there’s a 19 year old and a non-billionaire scientist too

[brinnanza]

on the one hand I only want make things with my hands and write songs for the simple pleasure of creation but on the other hand I don't have any money and I therefore must shake my cup of change with every thing I say or do or make on the internet

#rent today plus cat vet plus tooth stuff #I'm fuckin broke #like I'll be fine I get paid every week which is enough for rent and basics #I'm just tired of looking at this giant fucking credit card bill I'm never going to be able to pay off #money is tight for everyone rn which is why we should seize the estates of billionaires to redistribute #like Jesus christ im not asking for the world I just want to live on a little piece of it #anyway stay tuned for some songs I wrote I guess #I'll only be recording on my phone but I wrote them so