#its 3am

[winchester-grown-willow]

#im sorry for the third one #its funny tho #dean winchester #sam winchester #castiel #supernatural #spn #supernatural memes #supernatural as textposts #jensen ackles #jared padalecki #misha collins #im having way too much fun making these #obviously #its 3am #help

[broh3m3]

azul and riddles

#the way they contrast yet compliment each other tickles my brain #was fond of their interactions in the prologue already but the ch6 ints rlly solidified it #and riddle getting surprised when azul called him a friend? golden #my favourite trope ever theyre buddies ur honor #these were in the drafts since early year or so but might as well throw them out here till theyre finished #new year new drafts #its 3am

[portalmonsterrr]

kavetham brainrot and I haven’t even done the archon quest yet

#genshin impact #al haitham #kaveh #kavetham #kaveh x alhaitham #and they were roommates #genshin equivalent of an iphone like kamera fuck it call it foen #its 3am

[saturnniidae]

Giggling thinking about Stoick full naming Hiccup when he's in trouble like

*something explodes* and entirety of berk is woken up by: "HICCUP HORRENDOUS HADDOCK THE THIRD, WHAT IN THOR'S NAME DID YOU DO THIS TIME?!!!!??"

#its 3am #i laugh a bit everytime i say his full name #hiccup horrendous haddock iii #httyd names r sooo unserious #httyd #stoick the vast #hiccup haddock #httyd shitpost #moth.txt #part of why everyone hated him is bc they kept getting woken up in thr middle of the night by stoick shouting at him for breaking smth 💀

[urboned]

practicing !

#its 3am #gn snork mimimi #good omens

[elijahseclipse]

Drawing by me and coloring by my wife mari 🫶🫶🫶

#art #bsd #bsd fanart #bungo stray dogs #bungo stray dogs fanart #bungou stray dogs #chuuya nakahara #bsd chuuya #bungou stray dogs chuuya #chuuya fanart #bsd akutagawa #akutagawa fanart #akutagawa ryuunosuke #its 3am

[pastelspindash]

a big chunk of sonic's friends (shadow, knuckles, blaze, silver, even amy in a certain light) originally being so devoted and loyal to their duty that despite their loyalty being respectable, it suffocates them and sets them back as a person and sonic, the embodiment of freedom, teaching them that while important, their duty doesn't have to define who they are as a person, that they're so much more than that, is just so. its good, man. he's taught so many people how to live for themselves and be their own person and help them let go of the oppression they've created for themselves without even realising

#how his friends oppress themselves and he sets them free from that by just being his silly old self #i will forever be thinking about this #its 3am #i adore these characters #gah #sonic thoughts #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #blaze the cat #knuckles the echidna #silver the hedgehog #sonic #sth fandom #sonic fandom

[nart-is-a-monster]

Dumb sketches.

This hole stupid book is almost full with literally just gays being dorks

#varian #vat7k #hugo vat7k #varigo #varian and the seven kingdoms #alchemy boyfriends #hugo the human #tts #tts varian #aughhhhh #hate them (love them) #the scrunkly #its 3am #someone fix my sleep schedule pretty pls #love these dorks #dork squad #dumb #my art <3

[palin-tropos]

woe shitty mazovian yaoi trinity graphic be upon ye

#i could have photoshopped the images WAYYYY better #its 3am #this was a 3am sort of project #disco elysium #kimharry #steban the student communist #echo maker #mazovian yaoi #kras mazov #ignus nilsen #DARE I TAG IT AS MARX AND ENGELS

[adas-trashheap]

How long do you want the mohawk? Yes.

#ghostsoap #soapghost #ghost x soap #soap x ghost #soap fanart #johnny soap mactavish #cod soap #john soap mactavish #cod ghost #simon riley #simon ghost riley #ghost fanart #cod #cod mw22 #call of duty #call of duty fanart #fan art #clip studio paint #its 3am

[solarkindred]

Eldritch recognition.

#pokemon volo #volo #pla volo #ginkgo guild member volo #merchant volo #legends arceus #legends arcued fanart #my fanart #fanart #im tired. this took three hours #its 3am #goodnight #pokemon legends arceus #lets see what people recognize in this

[jacks347]

(Is this stupid enough to be considered a crack fic?? Idk, we're going with it)

To say Hipswitch was surprised to see a woman sitting in his base next to Albus would be an overstatement.

Now, to say he was surprised to see said woman be so...dressed while sipping a cup of tea, that was accurate.

He'd never seen the demon bring back anyone who wore so many layers. Hell, now that he was really thinking about it, he hadn't really seen Albus bring back anyone at all. From the headscarf covering her hair to the skirt that brushed at her ankles and all the fabric and layerage of jewelry in-between, Hipswitch was getting warm just watching her.

The woman turned, smiling politely at him. She was rather pretty, warm brown skin with dark green eyes. Not necessarily someone he'd consider Albus’s type but everyone had their exceptions. "Hello there. You must be Hipswitch." Her voice was quiet and flowed like honey. She reminded Hipswitch of the ladies of the church in town, always speaking softly with inviting smiles. Definitely not Albus’s usual type. What, had he really gotten that bored?

"That I am. And who might you be?" Hipswitch took a seat across from the odd duo, eyes darting between the two in bewilderment. Albus huffed out a laugh, wrapping an arm around the woman's shoulders. "This is Faith. She a, ah, friend of mine." The woman, Faith, rolled her eyes with a small chuckle. "Mm, sure, friend. Let's go with that." She hummed as she took a sip of her tea.

Hipswitch nodded slowly, still going back and forth between them. It was very strange but he couldn't say he didn't appreciate the change. Hell, he welcomed it. Faith was polite, she was far more dressed than he expected, and she seemed very sweet. It almost brought a tear to Hipswitch's eye. "Well it's very nice to meet you. I've gotta say Albus, she's certainly a might better for you than the others from the whore house."

There was an audible beat of silence before it was broken by both a roar of laughter from Albus and a rather impressive spit take from Faith who was now coughing like mad as she tried to regain her composure while Albus was nearly doubled over in hysterics. Hipswitch was left rather confused, not exactly understanding why what he said had caused such a visceral reaction. "Did I say something wrong?"

The statement only made Albus laugh harder as Faith finally recovered, her cheeks flaming red and her face a heavy mask of embarrassment before kicking Albus in the shin. "Stop laughing! I've never been so mortified in all my life." She dropped her face into her hands, shaking her head before pulling herself back up. "How do I put this lightly..." Faith mumbled as Albus’s laughter finally petered off. "Oh Switchy, Faith is a sister paladin." He corrected, making Hipswitch raise an eyebrow in confusion. "A what?"

"A nun." Came a surprised voice, making Hipswitch jump as he turned to find the source of it. "Hey Doc, how long have you been standing there? Almost gave me a heart attack. And how do you know that?" The doctor leaned against the doorframe, staring at Hipswitch with a wide-eyed expression between shock and horror. "When Albus came on I decided to do some research on the medical practices of New Tennessee. Maybe there would be something there to help better treat Albus if I needed to. And well, most of the information was from or about the sister paladins. They're the main form of healthcare, they're essentially priestesses who learn medicine to take of the knight paladins. But they're known to treat anyone who comes to their temples." The realization slowly dawned on Hipswitch, his eyes widening as it did. No wonder she reminded him so much of the women of the church, she was one of them! Oh he fucked up. He fucked up bad.

"So, in case you missed it in that grand fucking speech, you just called a nun a hooker directly to her face." Albus clarified, though he really didn't need to. Faith sighed, the initial embarrassment fading into a kind of indignant rage. "Can I slap him?" Albus snorted a laugh, flashing a sly grin at Hipswitch. "Oo, watch out there Switchy. She's got a mean backhand and I'm almost willing to let her do it. You kind of deserve it." Hipswitch wished he could disappear. "I-I am so sorry ma'am! I would never think of implying you would be that kind of woman, I just assumed-" He spluttered an embarrassed apology, making Albus burst into another round of hysterical laughter as Faith cut him off with a shake of her head. "Don't apologize, I know you didn't mean it. You worked with what you knew, I can't blame you for that. Though I do still want to slap you. And you do kind of deserve it."

Faith got to her feet stiffly, fixing the layers of her outfit and narrowing her eyes at a still laughing Albus. "I think I've seen enough of Maya for one day. I've got to pick Kerano up from school." She leaned down to poke a finger into the warrior's chest. "Don't make me come back out here to check up on you. Had me worried sick for nothing." Albus’s laughter faded as he lightly smacked her hand away. "Gods, yes, I know. I won't, I promise." She nodded with a satisfied huff before turning to the doctor. "I'm glad I could help with your research, you know how to reach me if you have any more questions." "Of course! Thank you again, Sister. It's been very insightful having you here. I should go continue to look over those notes." He turned and headed back into his office as Faith turned to Hipswitch. "And you." Hipswitch gulped, expecting the worst. Maybe that slap Albus had warned him about. "Maybe actually talk to someone before assuming they're some kind of common hooker. I take my faith very seriously and even if I didn't, I'd be far outside of his price range." She smiled warmly before turning on her heel and heading for the door. "See you again boys!"

Albus’s head dropped back onto the couch with a snort. "Outside my price range, she's crazy." He muttered. Hipswitch quietly got up and moved closer to punch Albus in the chest, making the demon wheeze out a breath as his head snapped up to glare at him. "Fucking hell, what was that for?" "For not warning me! I made a damn fool of myself in front of a nun because of you!" "Well, she's not really a nun, she's a priestess." "Regardless! She's a woman of faith and I disrespected her in the worst way possible!" Albus waved his concerns off. "Ah don't sweat it. Give it a week, she'll be laughing over it. It was damn funny." "You're actually the worst, you know that?" "Oh I am well aware Switchy. You're not the first to notice." Hipswitch could only roll his eyes. Why did he have to care about this idiot so much? "Okay but tell me one thing." "Whatcha got Switchy?" "Have you actually slept with her?" "Would you be jealous if I said yes?" "Albus..." Albus chuckled lowly, shaking his head. "Sorry Switchy, this is one time I don't kiss and tell. That's up to you to figure out." He confessed with a shrug. "Out of all the escapades you've rambled on about, this is the one you keep quiet about?" "Faith is different, okay? She...she deserves to not have her story told. So I won't." He defended. Hipswitch sighed in defeat, stepping back. "I'll never understand how your head works." "Good, I don't either. So looks like we'll both be confused."

(...idfk how to end this so this is what you get. Yes I made this entire thing because there is a non-zero chance that Hipswitch would assume Faith is a hooker the first time he met her and that was so damn funny to me)

#its 3am #can you tell #im very tired #but this had to be done #before it drove me insane #so here we are #im going to bed now #goodnight #i think too much #asmr roleplay #good boy audios #gba bastards vs zombies #gba bastard warrior #gba albus #gba faithful #gba hipswitch #gba mahatma #fanfic #fanfic writing #crack fic #fluff

[queen-skylar-of-nothing]

Star Trek Enterprise

Archer: So what, now I’m just supposed to do everything that T'pol does? What if she jumps off a cliff? Phlox: If T'pol were to jump off a cliff, she would have done her due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry. So yes, if you see T'pol jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff. Archer: You jump off a cliff. Phlox: Sure, if T'pol does it first.

Trip, pretending to joke: So when are you going to go out with me? T'pol: I don't know, when are you going to ask me? ... Hoshi: And you just ran away?! Trip: I didn't expect her to flirt back!

Hoshi, on the phone: Where are you? Travis: I told you, I’m at work Hoshi: ...You're not at Chuck E Cheese again? skee ball machine alarm goes off in the background

T'pol: Truth or dare? Trip: Truth. T'pol: How many hours have you slept this week? Trip: Trip: Dare. T'pol: Go to sleep. Trip: I don't like this game.

Phlox: Onion rings are vegetable donuts. Malcolm, used to Phlox being dumb: Sure… Phlox: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed. Malcolm: Okay? Phlox: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake. Malcolm: Phlox: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio- Malcolm: Jesus, that one is a little- Trip, interested: No, no, Phlox, keep going.

Malcolm: fast-forwards all the way through the movie Hoshi: You can't just skip to the happy ending! Malcolm: I don't have time for their problems.

#star trek enterprise #t'pol #enterprise #star trek #incorrect quotes #so real #trip tucker #hoshi sato #malcolm reed #VERY RANDOM #go to sleep #its 3am #i love these idiots #trips a mood fr

[beesinaskirt]

Kai with long hair Kai with long hair Kai with long hair Kai with long hair Kai with long hair

#and Pixal with short hair #its 3am #ninjago #lego ninjago #kai smith #kai jiang #ninjago kai #kai

[brbarou]

see the thing is beloved is charming and kind and pleasant and whimsical and beautiful and great and perfect and gorgeous and compassionate and sweet and witty and perfect and talented and sweet and perfect and reasonable and loving and mature and understanding and darling and perfect and caring and so so sooo lovely and perfect and fitz is pathetic and gross. please get away from him

#sorry. #is this controversial #i think im allowed to say this. in my current disturbed emotional state #its 3am #rote

[shadowseductress]

The musings that occupy me at 3 am.

overthinking

crying

I am hungry

I want a cat

overthinking

estimating the hours of sleep I'll receive

self-criticism over a minor error from four years ago.

listening music

crying

shifting around in bed

anxiety induced panic mode

creating fake scenarios

Reblog if you engage in any of these.

#3am thoughts #3am things #its 3am