it is not normal for grown men to find teenage girls sexually attractive. in fact, the older you get, the less attractive teenagers should become. i cannot believe people are arguing about this
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Hi welcome to mcdonalds Do you waive your right to a fair trial
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one of the greatest to ever do it
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okay listened to one song from the new taylor swift and have formed my official opinion. taylor swift you will never be lana del rey
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might screw around and listen to the new taylor swift because ive heard it's the cringiest one yet and that really speaks to my current emotional state
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back in my day barbie movie was rapunzel. the nutcracker. princess and the pauper. that sort of thing.
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"i'm mr sterling's right hand arm. man." is to say: i am the unutterable wisdom that precedes and gives rise to verbal understanding.
"i'm mr sterling everything" is to say: i am the undifferentiated matrix through which the phenomenon of "mr sterling" is apprehended.
"his confidant. his best friend. his silly rabbit." is to say: the unity of the two, differentiated and undifferentiated, quiescence and clarity, produces a third which is motion, who then goes on reproduce itself indefinitely.
"does he call you that? no." is to say: the name which can be spoken is not the eternal name.
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so thirsty im cooling down my tea with my floor fan
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In 2005, Samuel Whittemore was proclaimed the official state hero of Massachusetts and his memory is commemorated on February 3 each year.
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we dont even get 9/11 off of work. like i guess you were never THAT sad about it
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Why is every other upper class houndsman like this
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that is for sure not Julie Kent in the last picture and I think it is Alessandra Ferri
Lucinda Dunn
Olga Esina
Julie Kent
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I think one of the major problems we have in America is that we have like no walled cities or even castles/forts.
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actually gonna cry reading about the guy who created miffy he looks so jolly
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guy who makes a spreadsheet to figure out if his crush likes him back
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