#eat shit

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

I hope all of you people so casually endorsing the US' proxy wars and militarism abroad as "no problem" never know a single day of peace in your fucking lives

#you people are so fucking disconnected from reality it's unreal #do you know what 'supporting ukraine' means? do you *really*? #do you know what depleted uranium and cluster bombs do? #but it's 'no problem' to you #eat shit

[ikiprian]

wip wednesday: damian inherits bruce’s adoption issues au! (wip: one-shot) (1k/3k)

“Damian,” Bruce starts, gently. “How many cats do you have?”

Damian sniffs. Captain Alfred shifts unhappily in his arms, so he readjusts his one-armed hold. “Don’t be foolish, Father. Alfred is known to be the only cat here.”

Behind his back, he used his free hand to signal Return to Base to Silly Alfred. Unfortunately, direct scrutiny limits Damian’s movement and confuses the hand sign. Double unfortunately, Silly Alfred is a master of charisma, not obedience. He continues to bat at the coiled door stopper as if he’s not about to compromise his entire squad.

“That’s a sentence with one too many clauses,” Jason pokes.

“This concerns you, how, Todd?” Damian snaps. “You don’t even live here!”

“Ooh, and there’s a sentence with a few too many claws-es!” Jason’s smirk stretches wide, almost into a proper smile. Clearly, he is enjoying the idea of Damian getting caught. Does he not understand what is at stake?

“Bruce?” comes a tired voice. Tim, the fool, stumbles into the room, apparently done with his weekend-long casework bender. “The computer’s running some numbers— can you make sure nobody touches the program ‘til I wake up?”

In his arms is Friendly Alfred. Hungry Alfred trots after his heels.

Bruce, for all his mastery of deceit and the fine-tuned control of expression that entails, freezes.

#damian wayne #bruce wayne #batman #batfamily #batfam #alfred the cat #damian inherits bruce’s adoption issues au #kipsnip #kipwrite #army of alfreds au #in this damian collects a number of domestic short hair tuxedo cats :) #whats the number? he wont say :)) #its technically thursday but im drunk and just got back from karaoke nobody can blame me for my tardiness #if you do ill just cry and then where will we be #what are the optics on that. #ypull be a bully and ill be a hero. this is the story that will permeate the public consciousness #nobody will remember you. bobody will care for your motives #time will weather away your once clearly defined edges. round your certain shapes into obscurity. #eat shit #indont mean that thank you for reading #yay and yippee!!

[blukou]

#arknights #asbestos arknights #eat shit

[pasteilian]

there ain’t nothin worse than a rise!Raph hater

They make my ass itch —probably because they’re the equivalent of a pinworm that’s right I’m being a hater tonight

If you hate rise!Raph fuck you! I hope your OTP doesn’t become canon  and your dog doesn’t love you 

#rottmnt #rottmnt raph #pastries babbles💌 #he’s such a king #I’ve had enough of Raph slander #Also Raph as the oldest was an amazing choice #it was such a fun dynamic #eat shit #I would say Raph as oldest worked better than Leo as oldest #enough of being the bigger person I’m gonna start biting people

[jewishbarbies]

this just in: taylor swift says her life finally makes sense now that she’s publicly dating a nazi.

#g talks #fuck her and fuck her bullshit fans #anyone continuing to stan is fucking culpable #eat shit #anti taylor swift #anti swifties #swifties dni #mine #/mobile #/okay to reblog

[theehorsepusssy]

Can you be less nasty? You talk about being ashy and how your balls smell like fritos. You even have obscene images of food made out to look like obese naked women and you have pics of men with their armpits showing. Your name is even horsepussy which is totally gross. Its all very unbecoming.

#Eat shit

[rottencandyapp1es]

My Linktobers from this year 🖤🧡💜

My personal favorite is the Puppet Zelda one!

#linktober #linktober 2023 #inktober #legend of zelda #zelda #loz #tloz #the legend of zelda #twilight princess #majoras mask #tears of the kingdom #legend of zelda fanart #zelda fanart #loz fanart #it aint much #but its two more than last year #take that past me #who was in the middle of moving and trying to finish a training course by the end of the month that would lead to a big certification test #eat shit

[mo0nagedaydr3am]

Alex Fierro would ABSOLUTELY force Magnus to go see the barbie movie with her. The thing is Magnus didn’t need a lot of convincing because he also wants to go see the barbie movie with him and they both dress up in all pink and it’s the best thing ever.

#magnus chase #alex fierro #fierrochase #alex x magnus #magnus chase and the gods of asgard #riordanverse #alex fierro who literally rips the principle of gender into tiny pieces and flushes them down the toilet? #yea i truly believe he would love Barbie #eat shit #barbie

[conspiracytocrochet]

found ur vday present sorry it’s late

crocheted by me using pattern by @crochet_calistta on ig

#my artwork #crochet #art #crochet art #artists of tumblr #fiber art #handmade #artblr #craftblr #artists on tumblr #valentines day #candy hearts #eat shit #tapestry #candy #textiles #breakup #heartbreak

[klein-sodor-bahn]

He didn’t see that coming

Spencer entered the wrong turf lol. His sister Mallard might hold the record for the fastest steam engine ever but she’s not in service. Heinrich is tho and 160 km/h (ca. 100mph) are a cake walk for him. His record is 182 km/h. Welp Spencer you ain’t the fastest after all Lul

Heinrich is irl DR BR 18 201 and one of my favorite steam engines. He’s the pride of the DR😎

#thomas and friends #ttte spencer #ttte oc #Akagi’s OCs #eat shit #surprise surprise #ttte au #German railway #DDR Dampflok #look at his fucking face

[callsign-bunnie]

Alejandro, injured during a mission: Look, Ghost, I'm not getting out of this one, you need to convince Rudy to leave me behind Ghost: *glances over to Rodolfo who is glaring at him* Look, I don't fear anyone. But, I have a healthy respect for the sanctity of life. That is, the sanctity of my life. That man was going to blow Soap's neck out. Soap's head is giant and an easy target, no, he wanted his neck. You ever get shot in the neck? That's a slow and painful death. I knew that, you knew that, I am confident Rodolfo knows that. When we got to that safehouse, he had plans and everything made. They went perfectly. The only adjustment he had to make was to allow Soap and I to tag along. Do you know how excited he was to blow up his own base? So, look, I don't fear anyone. I certainly don't fear him. But, him chasing me for the rest of my life is inconvenient and in the interest of spending what little bit of my life I hopefully have left not ducking, diving, and evading Hispanic Keannu Reaves, I'm gonna do the intelligent thing and just say no.

#the badassification of rodolfo parra #that's what i'm tagging these now #ghost cod #simon ghost riley #rodolfo parra #rodolfo cod #soap cod #alejandro cod #alejandro vargas #call of duty #call of duty: modern warfare ii #this badassification is fueled by someone who called Rodolfo a useless baby without alejandro #eat shit

[boanerges20]

Motolove. Eat Shit.

#motorcycle #eat shit #mood #moto love #lifestyle

[birb-boyo]

“Not as pathetic as your little friend when I ate her life.”

Jonny: *slowly turns* “What did you say?”

Me: GET HER ASS JONNY

#FOR SASHA #EAT SHIT #not!sasha #tma podcast #tma spoilers #tma #tma jon #season 5 #the magnus archives

[kvtnisseverdeen]

#this scene lives in my head rent free #eat shit #lmao #knives out #gifs* #gifedit #filmedit #chrisevansedit #cevansedit #moviegifs #chrisevanssource #chrisevansdaily #fyeahmovies #userlera #usercandy #mine*

[spacevixenmusic]

Source: The Witch & The Beast [2024]

#the witch and the beast #majo to yajuu #guideau #sucker punch #gut punch #angry #eat shit #get fucked

[tkfluff-fanatic]

Fuck y'all police mfs hell you interrogating me for

#mf i missed my class community class cuz of you #fuck you blondie #eat shit