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zahyou · 1 year
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Tags will go here ;; I am not done making this blog yet. Open, but i’m still figuring things out.
#🕯️      “      𝙾𝚄𝚃 𝙾𝙵 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙿𝙰𝚃𝙷          ⇀          (     MUN.     )#🕯️      “      𝙾𝚄𝚃 𝙾𝙵 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙿𝙰𝚃𝙷          ⇀          (     PROMPTS.     )#🕯️      “      𝙾𝚄𝚃 𝙾𝙵 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙿𝙰𝚃𝙷        ⇀          (     PROMOTIONS.     )#🕯️      “      𝙾𝚄𝚃 𝙾𝙵 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙿𝙰𝚃𝙷          ⇀          (     ANSWERED.     )#🕯️      “      𝙸𝙲          ⇀          (     THREADS.     )#🕯️      “      𝙸𝙲          ⇀          (     TAGGED.     )#🕯️      “      𝙸𝙲         ⇀          (     HEADCANONS.     )#🕯️      “      𝙸𝙲       ⇀          (     MISC.     )#🔱      “      𝙵𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚃𝙸𝚃𝙰𝙽       ⇀          (     YMIR FRITZ.     )#🕯️      “      𝚂𝚄𝙱𝙹𝙴𝙲𝚃𝚂 𝙾𝙵 𝚈𝙼𝙸𝚁       ⇀          (     KENNY ACKERMANN.     )#🕯️      “      𝚂𝚄𝙱𝙹𝙴𝙲𝚃𝚂 𝙾𝙵 𝚈𝙼𝙸𝚁       ⇀          (     EREN JAEGER.     )#🕯️      “      𝚂𝚄𝙱𝙹𝙴𝙲𝚃𝚂 𝙾𝙵 𝚈𝙼𝙸𝚁       ⇀          (     LEVI ACKERMANN.     )#🕯️      “      𝚂𝚄𝙱𝙹𝙴𝙲𝚃𝚂 𝙾𝙵 𝚈𝙼𝙸𝚁       ⇀          (     BERTOLT FUBAR.     )#🕯️      “      𝚂𝚄𝙱𝙹𝙴𝙲𝚃𝚂 𝙾𝙵 𝚈𝙼𝙸𝚁       ⇀          (     REINER BRAUN.     )#🕯️      “      𝚂𝚄𝙱𝙹𝙴𝙲𝚃𝚂 𝙾𝙵 𝚈𝙼𝙸𝚁       ⇀          (     CONNIE SPRINGER.     )#🕯️      “      𝚂𝚄𝙱𝙹𝙴𝙲𝚃𝚂 𝙾𝙵 𝚈𝙼𝙸𝚁       ⇀          (     ZEKE JAEGER.     )#🕯️      “      𝚂𝚄𝙱𝙹𝙴𝙲𝚃𝚂 𝙾𝙵 𝚈𝙼𝙸𝚁       ⇀          (     MOBLIT.     )#🕯️      “      𝚂𝚄𝙱𝙹𝙴𝙲𝚃𝚂 𝙾𝙵 𝚈𝙼𝙸𝚁       ⇀          (     MARLOWE FREUDENBERG.     )#🕯️      “      𝚂𝚄𝙱𝙹𝙴𝙲𝚃𝚂 𝙾𝙵 𝚈𝙼𝙸𝚁       ⇀          (     LOUISE.     )#🕯️      “      𝚂𝚄𝙱𝙹𝙴𝙲𝚃𝚂 𝙾𝙵 𝚈𝙼𝙸𝚁       ⇀          (     PORCO GALLIARD.     )#🕯️      “      𝚂𝚄𝙱𝙹𝙴𝙲𝚃𝚂 𝙾𝙵 𝚈𝙼𝙸𝚁       ⇀          (     JEAN KIRSTEIN.     )#🕯️      “      𝚂𝚄𝙱𝙹𝙴𝙲𝚃𝚂 𝙾𝙵 𝚈𝙼𝙸𝚁       ⇀          (     ERWIN SMITH.     )#🕯️      “      𝚂𝚄𝙱𝙹𝙴𝙲𝚃𝚂 𝙾𝙵 𝚈𝙼𝙸𝚁       ⇀          (     FLOCHE FORSTER.     )#🔪      “      𝙼𝙰𝚁𝙻𝙴𝚈𝙰𝙽 𝙼𝙸𝙻𝙸𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚈       ⇀          (     YELENA.     )#🔪      “      𝙼𝙰𝚁𝙻𝙴𝚈𝙰𝙽 𝙼𝙸𝙻𝙸𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚈       ⇀          (     THEO MAGGATH.     )#🐎      “      𝙴𝚇𝙿𝙴𝙳𝙸𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽 𝙽𝙾. ?       ⇀          (     QUEUED.     )
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asimpforarmin · 3 years
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Cuddling & Sleeping Headcanons with the AoT Characters 💛
Character(s): Eren, Armin, Mikasa, Bertholdt, Jean, Connie, & Sasha
Genre: Fluff, light-hearted.
Warnings: None
A/n: Did not mean for Bertholdt’s to be that long but oh well. It’s clear some of these are much longer than others, but I’m trying to get better at writing for a lot of people. A Modern AU is mentioned in Mikasa’s paragraph. Pretend this was posted Tuesday. I had a post I was going to edit so it said it was on Tuesday, but I already did all the tags here and because characters have multiple names I can’t be bothered.
💛 Eren:
Loves getting behind you and spooning you, arms around your waist and legs under your thighs. He’s good at it too, he’s very comfortable to snuggle with. You feel so special and lucky that you’ve got him this close to you.
Either that or him on his stomach with you halfway on his back.
He really can’t sleep and cuddle at the same time, so there’s going to have to be a point where he has to turn away from you.
He’s down to keep holding hands or something simple like that though if you still want to be touching him.
The blanket usually falls off him when he’s sleeping, meaning you usually have to drape it back over him before you fall asleep.
He’s one of those people who hangs his limbs off the side of the bed.
He also snores, not too loud, but it can get annoying sometimes.
Eren loves to rest a hand on your thigh or on your stomach while spooning you, nuzzling into the back of your neck.
He’s up for trying different positions, but only when he’s not tired. When he is tired, he just wants to hold you and go to bed as soon as he can.
💛 Armin:
Loves to lay on your chest or shoulder. He gets to look up at you and can talk to you as he falls asleep. Sure, your arm might go dead sometimes, but it’s worth it to see him lying on you, talking about his day and looking up at you admirably.
He likes to intertwine his legs with yours in this position, laying his head on you and sometimes holding one of your hands.
Oh, and if you use your other hand to rub his back or play with his hair, this boy will be in heaven.
He can fall asleep cuddling easily, he rarely has to roll away from you to sleep.
That being said, if you need to roll away, he’s fine with it, but he will try to see if he can cling onto you somehow. If you sleep on your side, he’ll wrap his arm around your waist and bury his face into your back. If you sleep on your stomach/back, he’ll get on your side and link arms with you or hold your hand.
He also like to be little spoon a lot. Especially if he’s had a bad day, all he wants to do is be held by you.
He will be big spoon sometimes but only if you ask him or if he’s clinging onto you after you’ve turned around.
If you still can’t sleep when he’s doing that, he’ll just turn around and snuggle up to one of his pillows. Not in a sad way, but he just likes to clutch onto something.
Speaking of pillows, he sleeps with like three just on his side.
He will also steal your blanket from you. He doesn’t do it on purpose of course, but you’ll wake up cold in the middle of the night and have to discreetly try to get some of your blanket back.
You’ll end up with 1/4 of it back at most, unless you want to wake Armin up, so be prepared with another blanket somewhere you can grab.
💛 Mikasa:
Any position that lets her see your face is the best. She loves to just lay in front of you as you go on about what happened that day.
Just imagine coming home after a long day and collapsing on the bed alongside Mikasa, facing each other on your sides as she brushes a stray hair out of your face.
As you get more tired, she’ll get closer to you and take you in her arms, chin on your head.
Or if you’re on the couch together, she’ll lay down and pull you onto her stomach, tangling her legs with yours. One hand will be on your head playing with your hair and the other will be getting popcorn or reaching for a remote.
She’ll glance down at you, before sitting up a little and gripping your chin with her finger and kissing you, then lay back down.
Whatever position is comfortable for you is the one she’ll cuddle you in. She’ll manage to fall asleep in whatever pose you want her to be in.
She’s good at not taking the blanket away, but if you do she will take her side back. Most of the time, she’ll be able to get it back without waking you up, but if she does, she’ll apologize and plant a kiss on your head, then resume cuddling.
She doesn’t toss or turn or snore much at all, she sleeps like a rock.
She secretly loves it when you play with her hair. Just rake your fingers through it or massage her scalp and she’ll nuzzle into your neck trying to hide a small smile.
Wrapping your legs around her is another thing she likes. You probably won’t be able to fall asleep like this, but just sitting in her lap, legs and arms wrapped around her as she rocks you side to side is bliss.
If she wakes up before you, she’ll try her best to stay still and let you wake up on your own, sometimes falling back asleep.
💛 Bertholdt:
So we all know Bert has some crazy weird sleeping positions, but that doesn’t stop him from cuddling you. Because of this, he will have to turn around at some point, but will still cuddle you until he’s tired enough to go to sleep.
He likes to be little spoon, but because of his height that can be hard, so any position where he can be the one cuddled is great for him.
He’s fine with being big spoon as long as he gets to hold your hand while doing it.
After he inevitably turns around, if you can somehow find a way to cling onto him, he’ll let you, but that’s almost impossible most nights.
He’s one of those people who sleeps with his leg up and crossed over the other, and can also get a stack of pillows under his head to prop it up at a 90˚ angle but still be comfortable.
A position he’d like is to just have you on his chest. He’ll kiss your forehead and play with your hair. After he does, kiss his cheek, it will make him blush like no tomorrow.
He loves it when you wrap your arms around his shoulders, then he wraps his around your waist. It’s a loving position that makes it easy to look into each other’s eyes.
He also likes to sleep in opposite directions but have your backs touching. Even if it’s not super close or face to face, it’s comfortable and still feels really nice.
Don’t be surprised if you get accidentally pushed to the side or off the bed. If you’re on the edge, it’ll be hard to get back, but he’s alright with being woken up if you need more room.
If he pushes you off the bed, he’ll probably know straight away from the loud thwump that comes from the other side. He’ll bolt up and apologize profusely and help you back up. Then, he’ll bring you close and kiss you all over. It’s not a big drop, but he’ll still act like he dropped you off a cliff. You’ll have to assure him you’re alright, but no matter what you do, he will be glued to one side of the bed the rest of the night. You only fall off on rare occasions though, so that’s good.
The only downside to sleeping with Bertholdt is that your presence makes it harder to predict the weather. ok ill stop with the jokes im sorry
💛 Jean:
LOVES face to face stuff. He’ll hug you close and tight, giving you lots of forehead kisses and just cherishing you.
He’ll hold you like there’s no tomorrow, just feeling so lucky to have you. He’ll never tell you any of this, but he’s so happy he got someone like you.
All night, he’ll make sure you have the blanket wrapped around you and that you’re comfortable.
He also likes to spoon you, rubbing your upper arm or back. He really likes to be little spoon too. Unless you begged him for like a week, he would never be little spoon. But once he tried it, oh lord he loved it.
He doesn’t let you spoon him too much because, y’know, ego, but when you do he loves when you wrap your arms around his waist and intertwine your legs with his.
He’d snore a lot, but it wouldn’t be too loud. It’s usually just a low rumble and you don’t hear it that much.
If you’re in a position to, put your hand on his chest, he adores it.
💛 Connie:
Be careful of his legs because he will kick you sometimes. Not purposefully of course, but he is a deadly weapon when he sleeps.
Which is why he normally sleeps in the opposite direction of you.
He adores being little spoon, plus his height makes it easy to do.
He will have no shame in being the little spoon, unless someone finds out he is and gives him crap for it. Then he’ll yell at them, getting all defensive and flustered. After that he’ll assume the little spoon position defiantly.
If you’re facing each other, putting your legs together is a must, just hope he doesn’t kick you in the shins.
If he does, he’ll apologize and laugh at what he did, before flipping over to make sure he doesn’t kick you again.
💛 Sasha:
She will steal the blanket from you 24/7. No doubt about it. Even if you manage to get it back, she will do it again.
She loves getting cuddly with you. She will be big spoon, little spoon, lay on you, whatever makes both of you comfortable.
She does snore on the louder side though, which annoys the crap out of anyone else in the room, whether that be just you or if she’s in the barracks.
She loves it when you sit up and hold each other, rocking left and right, she will melt in your arms.
She’ll love to cuddle and talk about her day with you. She’ll come up with a lot of different topics and it will never get boring.
There will be crumbs in your bed, that is the price of dating Sasha. She’ll try to clean them out sometimes, but there will always be that one that ruins your sleep.
She loves it if she’s laying on her back and she’s holding your shoulders as you lay on her chest. In that position you can hear her heartbeat and she can kiss your head.
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Warriors and their flowers
I thought about this when I was doodling something for Reiner's birthday and decided to make an entire post about the Warriors and the flowers that I think suit them best.
Reiner
Anemone: Anticipation to change, protection, fragility and sincerity.
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Annie
Snapdragon: Strength, concealment, graciousness and respect.
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Bertholdt
Sunflower: Loyalty, truth, inconditional love and divinity.
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Zeke
Iris: Wisdom, courage, hope and royalty.
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Pieck
Magnolia: Nobility, endurance, harmony with nature and beauty.
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Porco
Gladiolus: Strength of character, integrity, pride and remembrance.
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Marcel
Heather: Admiration, protection, confidence and independence.
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The Prey And The Hunter
(Reader X Bertholdt Hoover)
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SPOILERS FOR SEASON 2 OF AOT
After waking up in the middle of the night, you find yourself at a makeshift camp surrounded by familiar faces. You can't remember how you got there, but something's off...and it doesn't take you long to figure out why.
Tags: Angst, Major Injury, Canonverse
Words: 2.1k
Authors Note: This has been sitting in my documents forever! So I decided to finally let this out into the wild cause it ain't doing anybody no good just sitting there on my harddrive. Idk if I'll continue, but here it is.
Extra: Song that gives me major Bertholdt vibes, and to go along with the fanfic :)
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The first sense that came back was touch. Feeling cold air hitting your face, after a few seconds, a slight warmness to your side. That warmness exploded into intense pain as it rocketed up the side of your body, ending at your shoulder. It felt like you had been kicked all over, every breathe making it worse causing it to shoot all over your ribs. That wasn't the last of it, unfortunately, as your head throbbed and ebbed like a heartbeat, sending a loud knocking against your skull. 
Due to all the pain, you thought it had damaged your eyes. Darkness surrounded you, your left eye seeing nothing. After a while though, your right eye caught the soft glow of a small fire. Rolling towards it soft groans escaped your lips
As you tried to rub your eyes, something restrained you. Glancing down, you saw some sort of cloth over your body, used as a blanket. Your wrists rubbed softly against each other. Someone had tied them together tightly, enough to cause chaffing as you moved your hands around. If you had been more alert this would have concerned you more, but the nauseousness of whatever caused your head injury made you too weak to even think. 
As your eyes got used to the dark, they noticed figures. Three of them in fact, all surrounding the campfire near you. The shadows seemed to blend and wave, the closest one to you not even a meter away. 
Another shock of pain went through you, making your head loll and throat groan louder this time. It caught the attention of the shadow near you and it quickly fell to its knees, lifting your body into a sitting position. Its hand fell on your lower back and it felt somehow...comforting.
'Y/N? Are you awake?' 
That voice was instantly recognizable, even in the state you were in. 
Bertholdt Hoover. 
I must be okay. 
'B..Bertholdt?'
'Don't speak, you had a pretty bad fall' 
Carefully he leaned you against the rock he had been sitting on, pulling down the cloth that covered you, bunching it up at your waist. Before you realized it your hands were also cut free, them falling to your lap limply. 
Your senses were coming back slowly and with them came a small amount of strength. Fingering the sores the rope made around your wrist, you looked at the other shadows. They were coming into focus but still not entirely recognizable. 
'Is that...Reiner...? Why was I tied up?' 
If it was, he didn't move at the sound of his name. You looked back to Bertholdt still on his knees at your side, his huge form putting down the knife he had used to cut your ropes. 
Something seemed wrong, out of place. 
'Your bandages slipped', the boy said next to you, ignoring both your questions. There was concern in his tone mixed with something else you couldn't pick up.  
Sadness? Nervousness? Regret...? 
Bertholdts hands came up, fixing the loose bandages on your temple. They were just as warm and firm as you remembered, a bit dirty it seemed as grit rubbed your forehead along with his fingers. Vision came back to your left eye, head throbbing a bit less with the bandage now tightened securely. 
'What do you remember?' 
Twisting your fingers around the sores on your wrist, you thought. 
'I remember...we were returning back from the outpost with Krista and Reiner...Ymir had been injured...because she...' 
Eyes went to the third shadow sitting at the fire. Ymir sat staring into it as if tired of everything. 
'Because she's a titan', eyes widening in remembrance. 
She didn't even glance your way at the mention of the fact, though she huffed as if to say yeah, I know. No sarcastic remark, no offhand comment, no nothing. Ymir acted as if you weren't there at all.
'Do you...remember anything else?' Bertholdt asked nervously. There was a shake in his voice and you could see the perspiration on his skin even though it was freezing. 
'We climbed the lifts on Wall Sina to meet up with Eren and the others...but...' 
You gripped the cloth on your lap in sudden realization. Jaw set and strong, you looked at Bertholdt in the corner of your eye. 
'You’re the colossal titan' 
It had come back in a flash. 
Meeting up with the rest of the Survey Corps, Reiner wanting to talk to Eren about something. 
Talking with Berholdt as Reiner said that, the expression he made was one of fear and anger as if he was going to kill Reiner right on the spot. 
Reiner explaining that - 
'And he's the armored titan' 
Silence. 
Reiner finally looked up, acknowledging your existence, his expression unreadable, firmly gripping a blade he had in his fist. Bertholdt opened his mouth as if to speak, but you wouldn't hear what he was going to say. 
Because you ran like your life depended on it. 
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Even though you hadn't seen the extent of your injuries, you knew you wouldn't get far. Your leg hurt like nothing you ever felt before, the bones grinding together making your eyes water. The adrenaline in your system helped though as you ran as fast as you could through a rolling field of grass, belining to a forest that lay ahead. Quickly your vision started to blur again as blood from the injury on your head dripped into your eyes and your mouth tasted like coins, but that wouldn't stop you. You had to ignore everything. 
That included the overwhelming feeling of betrayal in your heart. 
Stopping at the edge of the forest, you listened. 
It was hard at first, your laboring breaths made enough noise to alert anyone in the immediate area, but a second set of footsteps could not be heard.
The run had taken a lot of strength out of your system. Too much, in fact, it made you wobble and tetter on your feet. 
But you had to keep going. 
With a tremendous limp, you slowly made your way through the forest, almost dragging yourself through it.  Not a minute after that the leg gave out entirely, your body falling onto your side next to a small creek. 
Tears filled the rest of your vision. At first, you tried to blink them away. You had to be strong, be tough and do all those things that soldiers were supposed to do, like fight until their dying breath or not give up until everything’s said and done. 
But you were so fucking tired.
So the tears came. In huge weeping sobs, straight down your face and into the earth below. Crying out for the pain that you were now in, not just physically, but emotionally. So much weight was on you it felt debilitating, the grief, the sadness, the anger. How could this happen? Why did it have to be you? To be close enough to a person so vile, so disgusting, so abhorrent...the one who kicked down Wall Maria all those years ago and not know it? Not know the person sleeping next to you was a murderer? You had fucked the person who killed your friends. What a disgusting piece of shit you were. 
So you crawled into a ball, crying and shaking in the middle of nowhere. After a long time, you couldn’t strum up enough tears to do it anymore. Surprisingly, it was even peaceful. The trees whispered to each other, their leaves swaying in the small breeze, stars shining through, fresh pine in the air. It was calming, enough so that your breathing started to slow down, back to normal. For you’re thoughts to leave you alone.
But the world was cruel.
A branch broke not even a meter away and with it came new strength. Not enough to stand, but enough to push yourself onto your back, a branch with a deadly tip poised between your fingers.
You weren’t going to die like a dog, covered in mud and blood and sweat and tears. No one was going to find your body broken and beaten if at all. This wasn’t going to be your last day fighting for humanity’s freedom, your future. So you aimed that makeshift spear in the direction of the sound, teeth barred and eyes aflame. 
Only to be met with the boy who had broken your heart.
Bertholdt stood with hands raised, palms facing forward at the makeshift weapon you pointed at him. His shoes were covered in mud and his pants had gotten a few noticeable rips from the shrubs littering the forest, clearly in search of you.
That wasn’t what made your grip loosen though.
He looked so tired and sad.
For a moment you saw two people who stood in front of you.
The stone-cold killer without remorse, a being so powerful he could knock over houses like chess pieces and crush you under his heel like an insect. The person that was responsible for so many deaths it was impossible to remember them all, a living god of destruction.
But then you saw the softness to his face and remembered the warmness it brought. The way your hand perfectly fit in his, how nervous he got when he first kissed you. His body so warm and comfortable against your skin when you had laid next to him only the night before, revealing yourselves under the stars, talking of the future and sweet nothings. The caring, kind, and somewhat awkward Bertholdt you fell in love with.
The world was cruel and you hated it.
‘I’m not going to hurt you’
His jaw tightened and you saw him cringe as his eyes fell upon you. A beaten and broken body covered in dirt and sweat, eyes red-rimmed, face glimmering with tears and blood.
He took a step closer.
‘Reiner wasn’t going to hurt you either. You know he cares about you as much as I do’
‘Sure fucking looked like it’, you spat, words laced with venom.
Bertholdt grimaced.
‘That never was a part of the plan’
‘Then what was part of the plan, huh? Using me as a coverup so no one would suspect you as the titan freak you are?’
‘You know you mean more to me than that’
Another step.
‘Don’t come any closer! I’ll hurt you!’ 
‘No, you won’t’
Before you knew it Bertholdt had grabbed the end of the branch firmly, his strength overwhelmingly enough to pry it from your weakened hands and throw it away into the forest.
'C'mon, you don't wanna be here’
Squatting down onto his knees in front of you, he easily scooped your body into his arms, legs hanging limply over his elbow, back supported bridal style. Bertholdt showed little exertion from this task, even though he had exhaustion from the day’s drama.
'Put...me down'
Fatigue held you in its firm vice with all that happened since you woke, along with the continued throb of your head and discomfort of your side. You gripped Bertholdts sweater both in pain and anger, the blue fabric balling in your stained fist. 
Bertholdt started to walk out of the forest and back to the group’s makeshift camp.
'When I transformed, you were so close to the blast it knocked you off your feet. I think you smashed into one of the cargo boxes and hit your head real bad', he said concerned. 'I think you might have an infection from shrapnel as well’
With one last attempt to make him put you down, you hit your hand limply against him. Your eyelids drooped and head curled into Bertholdts chest.
'Don't worry Y/N, you'll be okay. I'll take you somewhere safe. You'll like it, I promise'
Sleep took you into its loving embrace.
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Reiner sat in front of the makeshift camp, thoughts plaguing his mind like flies. Ymir had long since fallen asleep since the little display you had put on, leaving the man all by himself. 
Stewing in his feelings and thoughts.
You were going to be a problem. 
Footsteps interrupted his thinking, breaching the soft crackle of the fire. Bertholdt had successfully come back with you, laying softly asleep in his arms. This time, instead of laying you down on the earth like before, Berholdt decided it would be best to have you laying down on him. Your body between his legs wrapped in a blanket, chest leaning on his torso and head snuggly on his chest. 
Whether this action meant making sure you didn't run away again or simply to keep track of your unsteady breathing, he didn't know. But what he did know it would have been absolutely devastating to lose you now,  especially after all the trouble he and Bertholdt had gone through to make sure that the rest of the Survey Corps didn't get their hands on you.
Thank God you were unconscious for that.
'When we get back home', Bertholdt spoke, 'I'm going to marry her'
Yes, you were certainly going to be a problem, but you were worth the effort to keep the small piece of humanity he had left.
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rreyie · 3 years
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Bruh like imagine the scene where they kidnapped Eren, Ymir, Reader, but like a tree or two away, reader and Bertototo having at it on a thick tree branch. Ymir just laughing and Reiner and Eren blushing like madmen cause they can hear reader’s loud self.
WOAH HANG ON NOW BUDDY THATS UM WOW
ANYWAYS HERES A DRABBLE ABOUT THAT
warnings; sex. 😕
a/n; man sorry i’ve had this in my drafts for like a month i kinda forgot about it but i mean here 🤲
“fuck- bertholdt, oh my god...”
you squealed as bertholdt eased his fat fucking cock into your tiny hole, the length taking up every inch of space down there.
you two needed some time alone, so you two chose to go to a more secluded part of the forest behind a tree and act on your urges. now you were on top of bertholdt sinking down onto him as he laid on a thick piece of bark.
bertholdt exhaled as you tried to fit the last inch of him into you, the stretch becoming borderline painful. with a little buck of his hips, he was able to press himself into you and start to thrust. this made yet another moan fall from your lips, making you throw your head back.
now you’ve always had an issue with controlling your volume in the bedroom- which is why you almost never did it anywhere risky. but this was a special occasion, and bertholdt couldn’t wait to fill you up.
well, now you were going to experience the consequences of this.
a few feet away on the other side of a tree, reiner was slumped against the stalk of the tree while ymir was quietly chuckling to herself about the activity that was happening. she also was chuckling about the limbless boy next to her who was red in the face, trying his best to cover up his own arousal.
“you guys think that they know we can hear them?” ymir asked. reiner didn’t even try to look up, for he had a bit of a blush on his pale complexion too.
“best to not try and find the answer to that”, reiner responded and sighed. “unfortunately this isn’t the first time i’ve heard them. y/n is... especially vocal with him.”
he didn’t want to admit this, but sometimes he would purposely sleep in a room next to the couple just to get off to the noises they made together. he would rather die than admit this.
another thing he didn’t want to admit was that whilst his blush was growing deeper and redder, his tent in his pants was also starting to grow.
ymir tried to stifle a laugh, thinking this whole situation was really fucking funny. she looked over back to eren, and he quickly averted his gaze from her.
“yeager, better keep that shit in your pants” she warned.
“s-shut up...” he groaned. 
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aspenheron · 3 years
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Kiss Me, Now. [Bertholdt/Reader]
(You can find this fic on AO3! click for link) 
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Soft. Supple. Innocent. Tempting.
Bertholdt’s lips were all that and more. Safe to say, you were aching for a taste. What would it be like, would he still keep up the clueless act? Or shift into someone… dominant. Would knowing his power over you stir confidence?
Fuck.
As your hands landed on a familiar frame, you shake with anticipation. Curse your lover, who gave him the right to be so pure? Yet you can’t help but see beyond his gleaming eyes. Something out of place lingers there, something dark. What are you hiding, Bertholdt?
“Don’t play innocent, Bertl.” Ragged breaths and whispered words fell from your lips.
No response.
His only rebuttal was in the form of action .
Strong arms pulled you close. When you finally register it, you find yourself in Bertholdt’s lap. What next? Hearts beat faster, time slows to a halt. Was that a smirk you saw? The man in question leans in, you could feel his hot breath.
“Bertl..”
The very lips you’ve been craving only inch closer and closer. Bertholdt. Kind. Clueless. Innocent. Bertholdt. The same man grasping you right above your hips. In his lap, no less. Who was this? Was such a forward side always there? Gods, if this is a dream? Never let you wake up.
“So cute,” Your lover whispered against your lips. The distance was next to nonexistent. Please, please. You begged silently, end this. End the waiting, the unbearable teasing. Could he read your mind? Bastard.
“Dammit, Bertl you can’t just-”
Silence.
Your union was nothing short of pure sin, yet it felt so pure. The tension was unbearable, you needed this. Your Berthloldt was an angel, so why does this feel so… heavy? Like you even cared at the moment. Kissing him was unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, no fantasies could live up to what’s happening right now. Speaking of, his lips break away from yours. A string of saliva was the only proof left. If only you could see the state he put you in, mouth hanging open, lips puffy.
Silence.
Both of you shared a needy glance. What just happened? Bertholdt didn’t allow you time to process his actions, as he went in for another round. The grip on your hips tightened before one hand rose to your head.
He broke the kiss once more, forehead resting on yours. No words were shared, only a mutual understanding.
“I don’t,” Bertholdt pushed a lock of hair behind your ear. “I don’t know what came over me.”
You let out a small laugh, breath still taken away. It won’t be back for a while. Your eyes close.
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The next time your eyes open, you’re back in your bed. Was it all a dream? One hell of one, at that. Yeah. There’s no way that Bertl, your sweet Bertl would do something so… wrong.
You decide it was one, and go to freshen up.
Though, was your hair always pushed behind your ear?
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levithestripper · 3 years
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Hi there! I would like to request an AOT matchup with the Marleyan Warriors (bertholdt included)! I'm 160.5cm, have black straight shoulder length hair and a white headband I always wear everywhere (and a proud asian!) I love understanding people's perspectives on the world and people's perspectives on things. I try my best to be positive and bubbly, yet I view myself as an optimistic nihilist and a realist. I identify as she/her pronouns and am a bit bicurious! I tend to get flustered easily .
✩ @a-very-bored-blogger i hope you like who i chose for you!! Sorry that it's so short, I haven't had the motivation to write but I didn't want to keep you waiting any longer! ✩
✩ Finished Matchups / Matchup Queue ✩
I match you up with-
✩ Bertolt Hoover ✩
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Berolt gets so shy when you talk to him. He just can't fathom how someone as cute and sweet as you are would want to talk to him.
He likes to sit on the floor and fill in coloring books with you while watching Disney/Marvel movies.
He will twirl you around in the kitchen while cooking dinner together.
Cuddling in bed on a warm summer night is one of Bertolt’s favorite things.
Once he gets more comfortable with you, he uses you as an armrest to make you blush. He loves seeing you get all red and embarrassed.
Bert likes to carry you around on his shoulders. It makes him happy, just let him.
He loves to braid your hair.
He makes you flower crowns out the flowers in his garden!! Or if they're not ready to be picked yet he'll buy them from the store. It's the thought that counts!
Bert's favorite sleeping position is with you nestled into his chest. Makes him feel like he's protecting you in some way.
If you like dogs too he'll rescue one from a shelter faster than you could ever imagine.
He loves snuggling in general.
Kiss him on the nose!!! Even if you have to get on a step stool.
Piggyback rides!! All the time!!!
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mithelyeee · 3 years
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Aot modern au but Bertholt wears those stupid socks that have holes for each toe like gloves.
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berttoast · 4 years
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@xxqueenofnightmaresxx sent me these lovely hcs so I hope yall like them 💖
1) As a father, Bertholdt would be the best. He would teach his children to be kind and share all his wisdom and love with them. He would also be the best husband, giving all of his love to his s/o.
2) I feel like Bertl would have a good singing voice. If he really sung with all his heart he would have the most harmonious voice, and would love to harmonize with his s/o.
3) His kisses are the most passionate and amazing thing ❤️❤️ his s/o would find themselves craving the feel of his perfect lips. And it makes it even more impressive since nobody suspected he would be such a good kisser.
4) When his s/o is pregnant with their first child, he'd be so worried about them the whole time, and is always making sure they are comfy and taken care of. He could be worried even about them lifting a single finger
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dead--as-hell-blog · 5 years
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Bertolt as yar babbbby daddy headcannnonnnnsssssssss
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STRESS DADDY BOI 100000000000000000000000000000000%
likes a gurl
sweated alot when the kid was born
knew shit was about to go down when he heard you were preg but he knew he goddamn loved you anyways
wold probs name the kid after someone close to him or something important to  you and him (like his or your parents or somethin)
shutted you down for a while when u told the news cause he couldnt take the worries and stresses of being a dad and a warrior
though the kid was an accident and probs a big burden he loves you and them with all his big ass caring heart
THE KID HAS HIS FLIPPIN NOSE
told Reiner to take care of you if shit went down
doesnt like the kid to look like him at all and wants it to look like you cause he doesnt want the kid to feel lost when he/she looks at themselves
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   ReiBert Week_Day 3 Prompt 1_Until We Meet Again
All I have left of you is that photograph they took of us before we were suited up and in uniform….before we left. I don’t remember why Annie and Marcel                                     turned their heads, but in some ways I wish                                                                                 you had too.
Looking into your eyes before we ever saw the blank stare of a Titan, the purity                                           that was there, the hope.
The purity and hope seemed to have changed to some sort of determination     by the time we were set to leave. Were you just so determined to come back?            
You started crying when we left, but I was too busy thinking of myself to look                                    into your eyes. What did you regret?
           Your eyes changed more over time, and it hurts to think of them,                                                    but I find myself forgetting.
                                                   Forgetting.
  2 Years. Who knows if I’ll make it that far? I don’t know how I feel about it                      either. But, it means I can see you again, no matter what.
                  If I can save you when I go back to Paradis, then I will.
                                  I won’t run, I can’t run, not again.
But if I can’t make it to you before your time is up, then…I hope you are okay.
                            Better than okay. You deserve so much…
                                       I want to tell you so much….
                               Until we meet again, please be safe.
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talulebell · 7 years
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I’m still in a Reibert Mood™ so I’m here with more headcanons. Here’s my first post!
Bertholdt is always cold, Reiner is a furnace, so Bertholdt will use this to his advantage.
Since Bertholdt is always cold, his hands are freezing. He’ll go up to Reiner and put his hands under Reiner’s shirt or on the back of his neck to mess with him.
Something Reiner does that pisses Bertholdt off is that he pees with the door open if it’s just them. To make it worse, if they were in the middle of a conversation, Reiner will attempt to continue it. Bertholdt refuses to interact with him in any way during this.
They always say they don’t need to buy the other anything for birthdays, anniversaries, etc and do they follow it? You bet not.
They have a very good connection with each other. They can easily tell when the other is uncomfortable just by body language or how they look at the other. No one else can pick up on these cues.
They one time forgot their anniversary. They were visiting Reiner’s parents (I headcanon that Reiner is very close with his parents and they adore Bertholdt) and Reiner’s mom casually asked them what they did for their anniversary the week before. They were so confused for almost a minute before it hit them. They always remember important days like that, but they’ve been so busy with life that it completely flew over them. They were in disbelief about it at first, but after a while, they found it quite funny. A few days later, they went on a date to make up for it.
Reiner one time cried about how much he loves Bertholdt when he was drunk and Ymir got it on video.
Reiner tends to forget that Bertholdt is actually really strong. Bertholdt can carry him/pick him up with barely any issues and every time he does that, Reiner is like :O.
When they were buying the bed frame that took them almost five hours to build, it took them like twenty years to pick out the right one because Reiner would lay on the mattress that the frame was being showed off with (”Reiner, this isn’t about the mattress. We’re just looking at the frame.”) and wouldn’t want to get up.
Occasionally, Bertholdt will nod or shake his head when asked a yes or no question, especially if he’s busy working on something or is getting really immersed in a book. Reiner can be in another room and ask him a question, and when he realizes he’s not getting an answer because Bertholdt most definitely did one of those actions, he’s like, “Babe, I can’t hear a shrug or nod!”
They both love storms! They’ll curl up and listen to the rain hit the roof and depending on how severe it is, they’ll open the windows (if they have screens on them) so they can hear it better and smell the fresh rain. 
They love to cuddle. They take turns being the big and little spoon. Bertholdt likes to listen to Reiner’s heartbeat and Reiner likes to put his head on Bertholdt’s lap. They love cuddling so much that even on the hottest day of summer, they’ll still do it even though they’re covered in sweat.
Reiner does the classic resting his cheek against his hand with a soft smile and look at Bertholdt with so much love. When Bertholdt notices, Reiner will be like, “You’re just so cute.”
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sookashira · 7 years
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How about Bertolt next? :)
My giant boy is always welcome (///∇///✿) 
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their blog url: bertiebotts (because of Bertie Bott’s Every Flavour Beans from Harry Potter lmao)
the kind of posts they reblog: Really random images and text posts. Basically he reblogs what he sees in his dashboard, and how he follows tons of blogs, there’s a mix of things. Photography, drawings, plants, images of puppies, etc.
the first person they followed: Reiner.
what kind of theme they’d have: skulduggery by skyrim themes
what kind of text posts they make at 2am: He doesn’t write or post anything except the answers to tag games, so probably he is replying them or post random letters by accident because he fell asleep in the keyboard.
More Facts:
-Bertholdt’s sidebar description is part of a song he likes but everyone thinks he wrote his feelings.
-Just reblogs and doesn’t post anything. Except when is a tag game but his answers are mostly “yes, no, maybe, I’m not sure” and stuff like that. Short answers.
-No tags. No links. No askbox. If you try to send him an ask you’ll notice there’s no askbox. If he decides to put it someday, he would have the anonymous option off.
-More followers than everybody expected to be a simple and ‘boring’ blog. Ah! and he ALWAYS gives follow back. This is why his dashboard is a mess.
-Actually is kinda funny how people who is mostly invisible in real life is noticed more in the internet. That happens with Bertholdt. And it’s really weird because who can’t notice a guy so tall like him.
-Shyly reblogs some of Reiner’s posts wishing nobody teases him.
-He likes Harry Potter so probably he will reblog gifsets from the movies or aesthetic graphics related to quotes from the books.
-After Marco, he is the only one who reblogs every drawing Jean posts in his blog.
-Even when Bertholdt doesn’t tag everything he reads all the tags in the posts that appears in his dashboard. This is somehow a comfortable way to know more about his friends without trying to talk to them because is really hard being sociable.
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Okay okay you know who would be perfect to party with? Bertholdt and Reiner. 
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Reiner is a straight up *beefcake* coupled with how tall Bert is which makes anybody wanting to creep on you instantly regret their decisions. Not that Bert is too menacing or generally hostile, but he would give the hardest death stare ever. Reiner would not hesitate to beat the shit out of someone so be it. 
Reiners more of a beer guy, occasionally shots. If you dare him to funnel chug he will do it and hold it down like a champ. Bert doesn't really drink, but when he does its more of a pre-mix like a cruiser. 
Dancing with Reiner would definitely be...an experience. He's not the most introverted guy so he's swinging himself all over the place to the beat of the music, grinding his hips like no tomorrow. He'd do some corny disco moves to make you laugh and it works. It'd take some convincing to make Bertholdt come down and dance, but once he's there he enjoys himself, especially seeing you dance. Taking his hand and swaying with him is a sure fire way to make him lock up and blush like crazy, but  he secretly loves it. 
At one point Reiner would end up falling into the pool, probably from you playfully pushing him. He laughs it off and asks you to help him get out, but as he grips your wrist he pulls you in as well. It was your fault for falling for it though, how the hell were you supposed to help up a 209lbs jacked guy like him out of the pool? It all ends with both of you soaking wet and laughing your asses off, so it wasn't too bad. 
Bertholdt at some point in the night is nowhere to be found, but you end up finding him on the roof. How the hell did he end up there? Who knows. He says he wanted to get away from all the noise for a while, and you end up laying next to each other looking at the clouds passing over the moon. He gives you his sweater because it's cold up there. You still have it the next day. 
Bertholdt is definitely the designated driver, or if you crash at the house he'll be all over you with water and snacks to make sure you don't puke. If you do, he'll be there by your side smoothing your hair out of your face and a hand on your back. He'll help you into a spare bedroom to sleep and then sits outside the door to make sure you're okay. If Reiner sees you getting a bit too drunk, he'll straight up carry you bridal style to a spare bedroom and plonk you down on the bed. 
All in all, they are great at parties.
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He is the only thing keeping me sane rn
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For some reason I was thinking about Bertholdt going to a waterpark or something similar. Poor guy would probably be too tall for most rides, especially if he was older (6'6" timeskip Bert supremacy) and would most likely just sit around on the deck chairs.
If you convinced him he would go into the wave pool, gladly hoisting you up on his shoulders so the waves aren't to rough on you. Reiner would def initiate a chicken fight with Eren on his shoulders after that, it drawing a tie.
Bert is the kind to naturally tan, though that doesn't stop him from using sunblock. You'd have to put it on his back for him, even though he's in the shade most of the time.
He enjoys the vanilla icecream cones with the wafers in them as well as the rocket popsicles at the snack shacks :)
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