#armin arlert headcanons
It's 3 am and I cannot stop thinking about what Armin's tongue would feel like?
Don't worry guys, will be selfly institutionalizing myself at daybreak.
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welcome to flavortown
the one where the aot boys are in charge of the grill. the messy headcanons no one asked for </3.
genre: grill master!aot boys, summer vibes only, hot husbands in charge of the barbecue, slightly corny, guy fieri type beat
warnings: none baby we’re having a barbecue just bring a side, cursing, meat?
featuring: s4! connie, armin, eren, jean, levi + erwin
a/n: is this a joke? no, no it’s not <3. i thought about this once + now it’s a full fantasy, please indulge with me. maybe i’m just hungry, who knows <3.
connie grills hot dogs.
he keeps it simple with his meats. he doesn’t love manning the grill, but he loves trying to impress you.
will definitely flex his biceps while flipping the hot dogs as if he’s lifting 50 pound weights.
he has like three open beers on the table next to him.
yes he’s drinking them all at once.
you walk up to him with another beer as he leans over the grill and puckers his lips at you.
“dame un besito mama.”
he didn’t ask to be born latina.
wipes his forehead with a towel he keeps around his neck.
wears an apron that says “kiss the cook” on it.
twirls the spatula around his fingers like it's a drumstick.
why he has a spatula to cook hot dogs, you don't know.
"what are hot dogs even made out of babe?"
"'s some damn good meat goop."
"i'm gordon ramsay up in this bitch baby!"
connie my love you’re grilling pre-cooked hot dogs.
leaves the grill to watch the football game in the living room for a second.
he was gone for thirty minutes.
“the hot dogs are burnt baby.”
“okay let’s just order take out.”
armin grills steaks.
armin grills steaks because he’s big brain.
it is hard to grill a perfect steak guys but he nails it everytime.
uses a meat thermometer to make sure the inside is cooked perfectly.
pokes at the steak while it’s on the grill with his finger to see if it’s done or not.
gets eye level with the steaks to make sure the sear is perfect.
will not cook a steak above medium because he insists you lose flavor once you start overdoing it.
he’s a new york strip type of boy OR sirloin, only the best for his baby.
he’ll splurge on nice sides, armin loves a nice anti pasta salad.
red wine in plastic wine glasses. sets up a nice outdoor picnic table spread.
would also serve you your food and bring it to you while you’re in the pool.
will not let you lift a finger, he wants you to relax on your flamingo floatie.
would take your steak back to the grill if it wasn’t cooked the way you liked.
you didn’t want to tell him yours was a little underdone because it wasn’t that big of a deal to you and he worked so hard.
but he notices your face as you take your first bite.
“you don’t like it.”
“no! sweetie i love it i— “it’s not cooked enough.”
“here let me put it back on the grill for you.”
you insist he doesn’t have to, it was only a few degrees off.
“i want you to enjoy your meal darling, i’ll be right back.”
eren grills burgers.
he can’t be bothered to grill anything else, don’t ask him to do anything complex.
burgers. on the grill. buns. cheese. ketchup. done.
you give him a shopping list of what he needs to get and send him off.
“why do we need all of this for burgers babe??”
“toppings eren, toppings.”
forgets like half of the things on the list.
comes back with the store brand of everything you asked for bc he’s a grill master on a budget babes.
gets pissed when you ask him if he could go back to the store to get what he forgot.
“eren how do you expect people to eat burgers without onions?!”
“who the fuck likes onions babe?”
grills in a skimpy little white tank top.
struggles to light the charcoal, but he insists he doesn’t need help.
“eren just let me do it— “i got it babe!!”
gets himself extra sweaty because he likes to get you frustrated.
eren mixes his drinks while he grills. like chaotic nasty drinks.
the burgers are overcooking while he pours some vodka into his red bull.
definitely has one of those gatorade bottles that squirt.
asks you to shoot some water into his mouth while he’s grilling. spatula in one hand, mouth open and his face turned to you.
“okay now babe.”
messy bun eren cooking burgers.
wears black adidas slides on the patio with his swim shorts.
“gourmet burger, courtesy of chef eren babe,” he says smugly.
doesn’t serve you but lays out the toppings for you so you can have your own little burger bar.
jumps in the pool once he’s done cooking, you watch him swim around while you eat your kids cuisine.
jean grills ribs.
jean soaks the ribs in a special marinade overnight.
“the meat has to fall off the bone honey.”
loves a good rib rub.
mf rubbing all types of seasonings on his ribs.
he’s a fan of a dry rub but loves having various sauce options on the side for you two.
makes extra ribs because he wants to take them to work for lunch throughout the week.
back to the sauces, jean is a sauce man. he’s got the sauce in more ways than one.
chipotle honey, spicy barbecue, teriyaki, you name it.
jean grills shirtless.
jean wears a sweatband around his head, he takes grilling very seriously.
“i’m the man! i gotta grill! don’t you touch the grill honey i’m gonna serve you!”
no seriously don’t touch the grill.
his ribs have to cook at a specific temperature.
definitely don’t take the lid off the grill to check on the ribs either, you’ll let all the steam out.
“how do you know they’re not burning babe?”
“you have to trust the integrity of the rib honey. when have i ever made a bad rib?”
he was right, he never made a bad rib.
sings the chili’s baby back ribs song while he grills.
“i want my baby back baby back baby back.”
sings the high parts.
drinks jack daniel’s whiskey while he grills.
definitely throws a splash of whiskey from his glass onto the ribs here and there.
jean looks at you intently as you take your first bite, he likes to watch your reactions.
“it’s fucking good right honey?”
“it’s fucking good baby.”
levi grills salmon.
levi doesn’t just grill for anything. there has to be a special occasion.
why would he want to smell like meat and charcoal just to grill a measly burger.
so he grills salmon, and you two are having a couple’s day by the pool.
you two have a fancy pool where the hot tub is attached, and one of those rock slides.￼
levi grills in a simple cotton t-shirt, doesn’t want to stink up his nice clothes.
levi drinks wine while he grills, swirling it as he flips the salmon.
he drinks red.
and he brings out the crystal wine glasses from the special cabinet.
he likes to listen to classic rock while he grills.
doesn’t want you to touch the grill because he doesn’t want you to burn yourself.
also doesn’t trust you with his expensive cuts of salmon.
no because he went to the butcher specifically and got the salmon that they caught that day.
he keeps it fresh, enjoys a simple, refreshing lemon garnish on his fish.
“i don’t need help, just go sit by the pool.”
“i blew up your favorite lounge chair… now go,” he mumbles.
“the one with the!—
“yes the one with the cup holders. now take your wine and stop bothering me, tch.”
you fell asleep floating in the middle of your pool on your favorite lounge chair with the cup holders.
levi splashes water on you to wake you up.
“hey! dinner’s ready.”
acts like grilling was no big deal for him.
but secretly awaits your response as you bite into your salmon.
“it’s good levi!”
he rolls his eyes but smiles small enough that you wouldn’t notice.
erwin grills chicken.
an underrated grill item.
you can’t go wrong with a classic chicken wing.
but erwin doesn’t make just any plain chicken wings.
he loves a buffalo wing.
king loves a little bit of spice.
he marinates the wings in frank’s hot sauce the night before.
you were sat at the kitchen counter watching his shoulder blades flex as he tossed the wings in the sauce around the bowl.
the next day he wakes up bright and early to get the backyard ready for you guys.
turns the heater on in the pool because he knows you like it at a certain temperature.
he grills so… elegantly. like a gazelle.
erwin wears a navy blue robe while he grills, with his swim shorts underneath.
his chest hair pokes out a bit from the top.
he doesn’t get his hands dirty, he uses a pair of tongs to flip the wings.
he holds a can of beer in the other hand.
he watches you tan next to the pool.
he even joins you for a bit while the wings cook.
he massages one of your hands in his, while you hold a magazine in the other.
erwin is a very organized chef, he has everything timed down to a t.
ERWIN WEARS RAY-BAN AVIATOR SUNNIES.
okay sorry, he wears gold aviator sunnies at the bridge of his nose as he lowers the heat on the grill to let the wings simmer.
erwin does the dad thing where he puts his hands on his hips and just looks out into the yard and nods silently.
except he’s holding a cigar in one hand.
erwin is in the process of building you a wooden flowerbed.
he’s a handyman. a home depot commercial theme song type of man.
swats the smoke away from the grill as he opens it up.
erwin serves you two your wings on a wooden board like they do at barbecue restaurants.
chicken wing charcuterie board type beat.
“sweetheart? wings are ready!” he calls to you from the grill.
you eat your wings poolside, toasting your beer cans.
“to a happy, healthy marriage sweetheart.”
i’m not gonna shut up about the sunglasses.
you have matching sunglasses.
a/n: this was rushed but i just HAD to get this off my plate 🍽
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𝐀𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 ＜★ ( ◜‿◝ ) . .
—Mean Girl Reader x Teacher Pet Armin
TeachPet!Armin who would too often find a beautiful manicured hand under his desk, placed between his thighs, stocking his hard cock gently when the teacher had just asked him to answer a question in class. “Why don’t you answer ‘Min? You know the answer, don’t you?” You whispered in his ear in a sensual voice to play with him even more.
—TeacherPet Reader x Dom Teacher Armin
DomTeacher!Armin making sure his beloved and favourite girl understood everything you have studied today at school, providing you more time in his office after all other students have left the institution under the pretext of a private lesson. You knew how it would end, as always. “Oh..my precious little thing… Wrong answer. Again.” You suddenly felt a firm and strong hand spanking mercilessly your uncovered ass, making a small and timid whimper leave your lips.
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"give me a drabble of a hot summer day with armin and a popsicle please shep" - @erenslittlestepsister
warnings: smut / 18+, MINORS DNI. oral sex + cum eating. semi-public setting. begging. innocence kink? mommy kink (i'm sorry i just rly felt the need to throw it in there.) rushed and unedited ;)
the thick air and hot june winds today led you and armin straight to the public pool.
and thirty minutes in, the highs of armin's ears and cheeks are already tinted pink from the sweltering summer sun - the tip of his little nose is more of a strawberry red. faint new freckles kiss the tops of his cheekbones and forehead.
he insisted he didn't need you to rub any more sunscreen on him, even though he did like it when you tried to baby him like that.
"min, just let me dab some more sunscreen on your face. that burn is gonna hurt later."
"i'm fine. what are you, my mom?"
he didn't need you to tell him what to do. he can take care of himself, right?
or he really thought he could, until you decided to grab some popsicles from the concession stand.
you notice his turquoise swim shorts tighten and his legs start squirming in his seat at the sight of your tongue raking up the rainbow popsicle. the heat of your mouth melts little drops onto your lips and chin, causing you to slurp and lick and lap at your treat until all of it's colors blend together like a poorly done watercolor painting.
and armin hasn't touched the one you brought for him. he just lets it melt all over his hand; his innocent, needy little head is too fixated on the show in front of him.
what a waste. that makes you feel bad.
so you lead him to the one-stall bathroom near the front of the waterpark, pulling his shorts down and planting your knees on the damp tile floor below once the door is locked.
"please touch me - suck on it mommy, please!"
"need me to suck it 'til you cum, baby?"
"i'll be good. just need it so bad."
you start out just licking and teasing. flattening your tongue and working it up and down his shaft. swirling it around his head and tasting the precum oozing from his tiny slit. his breath is so shaky and nervous while he watches you, desperate for more, twitching his hips toward you slightly when your tongue traces over the most sensitive spots, leaving his mouth open as it spills tiny whines.
he braces himself on the sink behind him, one hand gripping the lip of the basin and the other gripping the back of your head as he inches his cock down your throat.
his brows furrow and his teeth grit when your suctioned lips start dragging up and down on his swollen dick. your mouth is so perfect, dripping with warm saliva as you try to cater to every inch of him. armin whines at the sensation, throwing his pretty blonde head back and curling his toes when you let him guide his cock deeper.
and he's an eager, sweaty, beet-red mess as he continues fucking into your pillowy mouth.
"mommy, please, please don't stop."
"gonna cum - mmhmm - down your throat, mommy."
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Armin A. X Female Reader
note: this is my piece for the NO HAPPY ENDING collab that is hosted by @impalawrites, go check them out! Sorry for some errors and sorry i I posted this late!!
warnings: [angsty ending, smut, best friends to strangers, slow buildup, manipulation, confession, fake feelings, couch sex, grinding, riding, use of sweetheart, raw sex, cheating, praising(?)]
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Armin has been your best friend since you were kids, you guys share everything. He’s everything to you, and he means so much to you, but…you don’t think he feels the same. You didn’t want to ruin this precious relationship you built with him, so you ended up never confessing how you felt about him.
You heard Armin talk about the girl he likes, he kept describing her so much and so sweetly that it hurts you so much— sometimes wishing it was you who he was describing. When you found out who his crush was, you wanted to see him happy, you wanted to make him happy. So you decided to set him up with the girl he keeps talking about and helped Armin by giving him tips and advice to win her heart. You’ve done it, you introduced Armin to his now current girlfriend. You’ve seen Armin happy, You’ve made him happy. It hurts. Seeing him happy with another person— but you knew that staying and watching your heartbreak because of that would get you nowhere, you decided to distance yourself from them and work on yourself, you don’t want to get hurt anymore.
A few months passed and you’re finally happy with your life all sorted out, having a nice- Your phone started to ring, what why.., you were just casually binging on your favorite show— at 1 am, with your comfy shorts and shirt, wait who’s up calling me at this hour? You’re confused, you checked who it was and to your surprise, it’s Armin! But why? You picked up…
“Heyy..hey y/n” he chuckled “I know it’s not the right time to call you right now- Uhm, hah, did I wake you up?” He cleared his throat, “no..?” For some reason it felt nice talking to him again, it made you blush. “Oh good haha, uhm short notice but like, can I come over?” He said nervously. “Right now?” You questioned and he answered in a soft tone. “yeah, I just..really need to talk to you” Your heart felt some type of way, you kept thinking and daydreaming of what’s going to happen, though you ignored it and agreed for him to come over since he’s your best friend, and you’d do anything to help him.
You waited and waited..though in the process of waiting, you remembered his relationship— you’re not really up to date with it since you were working on yourself, there might be a chance that they’ve broken up. You don’t want to overthink it and judge too early so you just ignored it and stayed patient.
Sometime later, a knock occurred on your door, you yawn and stretched out your arms after standing up. Walking to the door and opening it slightly, then peaking your head out, when you looked up..Armin smiled at you and looked at your lips then at your eyes. “Hey, uhm, how’s it going?” He lets out a soft laugh. You tilted your head and replied “it’s going great, I’m doing great,” You had a confused look on your face, it’s been a long time since you’ve seen him in person. “And you?” You tried not to smile that much, “well, May I go in first? It’s freezing out here” he rubbed his hands together and laughed. You rolled your eyes and opened the door wide for him to step in.
Armin laughed as you closed the door behind him, “sorry if I came in this late” he chuckled. You rolled your lips inward to keep yourself from laughing with him “so..how are things with you and your girlfriend?” You smiled faintly and gulped. He fidgeted with his fingers and looked at you, “we just had our 5th month anniversary like 2 weeks ago.. I Uhm, followed the bits of advice you told me” he smiled. You sighed and bit your cheek, “okay..so what were you going to talk about with me?” You just want it straight to the point, no sugarcoating and shit things to hurt you again. “I’ve noticed that..ever since me and— well you know who became a thing, you started to become “busy” every time I call or text you” his smile went away and he looked at you sincerely. You paused and stayed quiet for a second, you shook your head and smiled confusedly “pff, what do you mean?” Armin sighed “look, even if you’ve really been busy, I understand— but it’s almost like you’re just avoiding me..” he moved in a bit closer.
Your face tinting red as you looked into his eyes, you looked away in response and inhaled sharply “Armin, I just don’t want to be the third wheel anymore” you laughed— joking around so that it wouldn’t hurt that much. Armin had a surprised look on his face “oh- that’s why?..hmm okay..” he starts to get a little nervous “well you don’t really need to worry about that now..” he says under his breath. That sentence alone confused you yet made you have hope again, “we broke up..like yesterday,” he exhaled. Your eyebrows raised and you tried not to smile “oh what- what happened” though you were still concerned. “I guess it just- wasn’t working out for us. She isn’t..like you” Armin said and looked down. What…why is he just saying this now..what is he trying to say, thoughts filling up your head— “okay?..so what’re you trying to say here?” Armin licked his lips and looked at you, he moved closer to your face and looked at your lips “I’ve been feeling this way about you for so long— god..I wish I would’ve said it sooner. I-I broke up with her because she isn’t you..you’ve been in my mind— and it’s just not the same with her..” his hand slowly creeps up yours and he holds it firmly. You feel the intensity of lust increasing in the hot air filling the room, you swallowed back your breath, “I love you y/n…” his hand slowly goes up your arm then your shoulder.
You looked at his eyes and you were worried about one thing “Armin, am I just a rebound?”, he took a long pause and sighed “n-no..of course not, y/n listen, I love you— I do and I’ve been waiting for this moment where I tell you how I really feel..” his soft hands rests on your cheeks, cupping them “do you feel the same?..” he moves his face close to yours, feeling his hot breath on your lips— you let out a small squirm as your lips itch to just kiss him already. “Yes..” that answer alone drew a smirk on Amrins face. The hands that were cupping your cheeks soon escalated down to your waist— pulling you into a deep kiss. Your heart began to race as butterflies explode inside your stomach, it felt so romantic, it’s what you’ve been wanting since you felt this way.
You kissed him back; your arms sling on his neck. His soft hands go further down to grab your ass and pull your hips closer to him so he could grind his hard-on on you. The make-out soon continued to the couch, having the room filled with heaving breaths and that’s all you could focus on, the tv light illuminates both of you as the sounds coming from the tv overlays by the sound that both you and Armin are making. You stood up from the couch and began to strip down your clothes in front of him while watching Armin gradually removing his pants and underwear. Armin had a beautiful view of your naked body and you had sight of Armin's cock hard just for you. Armin gave his cock a few strokes and looked down then up to your eyes, he smirked “you like what you see?..” he rubbed his thighs and spread his legs a bit, before you could reply he jumped in with “You want to touch it?.. Go ahead sweetheart, it’s yours..”
Your fingers twitched from the sight of his pretty cock right in front of you, you gulped and went on your knees; moving your lips to kiss the tip of his cock as the pre damps your lips. You began to take his cock into your mouth, sucking it well enough for him to let out those soft moans of his. Armin's hands go on your head to push you deeper for his cock to go at the back of your throat; he makes sure that you choke on his cock, hearing those sounds of you choking on his member turns him on. He is nice enough to pull your head back and give you a break, seeing that beautiful sight of your mouth all messy with saliva as tears fall. Your hand continues to stroke his cock while his toes curl and his hips softly thrust up with the rhythm of your stroking. Your face went down to lick and slobber on his balls, you kept your hand occupied on his cock. He inhaled sharply and lets out loud moans “fuck-“ he breathed out “d-don't make me cum yet—“ he moaned with a fused chuckle, “I..wanna feel you—“ you stopped stroking his cock and grinned. Making your way on his lap then rubbing his broad shoulders to get you both warmed up. Armin's hand creeps down your cunt, letting his fingers explore between the lips. His finger brushes on your clit causing you to let out a soft squirm which made Armin smile in lust. “You’re that wet from just sucking my cock?” He chuckled, you looked away and covered your mouth “so cute..” he whispered and went on to rub your clit slowly and gently.
Suddenly, he stopped and grabbed your hips, lifting you upwards for him to align his cock on your cunt. “I just couldn’t wait anymore” he lets out a short laugh “Please— lower yourself on me..” you felt his cock touch and throb against your hole as your love juices leak down. You made use of your wetness as lube; moving your hips down as his cock slowly yet easily slips inside you. Your breaths became heavier and your moans finally escaping shamelessly, “h-holy shit” you moaned out, your hands gripping his shoulders tight for support. “Y-You feel so tight..” he breathed out, couldn’t form any words since the feeling is overflowing his thoughts and words. His hand holding your waist, then you started to grind on his cock gradually. Savoring the feeling of pleasure, watching him as he helplessly moans for you. He squinted his eyes in pleasure as he looking up at you, how your body looks so sexy while you ride him, how your lustful eyes look into his, fuck— he unintentionally blurted out “I-I’ve been dreaming about this since forever— you look so fucking hot like this” his hands sliding up and down your waist, from time to time he gropes your tits and sucks on them. You continued moving slow and Armin felt as if you were teasing him. “H-Hey..s-stop teasing” he pointed out and chuckled, “teasing?” You said innocently as you tilt your head. Armin shook his head decisively while letting out a soft laugh, then the grip on your waist gets tight. Armin held you in place; lifting you a bit up while he lets his cock halfway out of your cunt “there’s no need to a-act innocent y’know?” Then shoving his cock back in deep that it hits your cervix, you gasped and moan in response to that. Armin's grip on your waist never left his hands, he kept on thrusting his hips upwards and deep inside you. “Moan louder just for me sweethea—rt” he pants while his voice cracks, picking up the pace as you clenched on his cock. Moaning out his name and letting your moans out freely. His free hand slides up your neck, choking you while pulling you down to the base of his cock. You throw your head back, crying your moans out as your walls tighten around his length. “Fuck—“ you chanted, “I can f-feel you clenching around me sweetheart..” he said “you’re close aren’t you” the hand that was once on your neck escalated down to your nipples; pinching and playing with it. You squirmed around and looked down at him, he had a seductive grin on his face and you could hear his soft moans. “Don’t fight it..cum for me sweetheart.” He swallowed back his breath. He thrusts harder than usual into you, you gasped and cried out his name while you let your orgasm all out on his cock. Your legs were shaking and so were your breaths. Armin wasn’t done yet with you.
He lets out his cock and laid you down gently on the couch. You panted and when you looked at what’s between your legs, it was Armin. He was on his knees on the couch with his head thrown back— stroking his cock to the thought and sight of you. Armin used his free hand to lift your leg on his shoulder then kissing your leg while he looks at your eyes lustfully while using his other hand to jerk off to you. Armin then stops on leans on top of you, grinding his cock on your cunt. You moaned softly, “f-fuck I-I’m so close” he used his hand to grope your tits one last time as he releases it all on your lower stomach. You felt his cold hands shaking from his release. Armin panted and flopped on top of you, “shit..” he laughed “we..just had sex” he snorted and continued laughing. You laid a kiss on his head while he snuggled onto you, “you okay?” He asked, you gave him a little ‘mhm’.
A few silent minutes passed and you began to overthink things, did Armin just..used you to get over his ex? Shit- no he’d never do that.. “Armin, I really need to ask you something..” do you love me? You checked to see if Armin was sleeping, and yeah..he was. You decided that you’ll ask him in the morning, you had fun today so..let’s appreciate that.
You woke up the following morning, expecting Armin to be beside you, still hold you, and maybe even wake you up. You woke up with a tired smile on your face, your eyes still closed, moving your arm around to see if Armin was still here. You felt nothing, so you slightly opened your eyes and Armin wasn’t there. You were confused, you began looking around the house with your eyes and mind still tired. He wasn’t anywhere in your house..could he have ditched you? No..he wouldn’t do that. You called him several times and still…no answer— it just went straight to voicemail. You texted him: “hey” “Hey Armin, what’s going on” “what happened?” “Where’d you go lol” You were worried sick. You ended up deciding on waiting for him, maybe he’ll come back to your house. You spent the whole day thinking about him, waiting for him, even while you were trying to focus on your self-care— he pops up in your head. 8 hours had passed and he still wasn’t here, so you lost all hope. You felt betrayed, used, and…hurt.
Eventually, you went to at his place, ringing the doorbell, tapping your foot on the ground as you fiddle nervously with your fingers. Finally, someone answer, “Yes?—Oh Y/N!” It was a woman's voice, you looked up and…it’s armins…girlfriend. Yesterday you were informed that they’ve both broken up, what’s going on. “Hah— wow uh long time so see” you went in to hug her. “Where’s Armin?” You laughed nervously, “oh he’s here, wait I’ll get him” you heard her call out armins name. After a minute or two passed, Armin in the flesh finally came out looking guilty at you. You’re hurt. “Armin..?” You said with on a shaky tone, he sighed “y/n— look I know..what happened but we both had our fun and it was just a one-time thing, I’m sorry.. I just wasn’t thinking straight, I- I wasn’t in the right mindset, I’m so sorry, What happened b-between us, it was a mistake, it’s not..you..It’s me” he kept his voice down so that his girlfriend wouldn’t hear the conversation. He lied from the very start. He never loved you. It was all a lie.
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Armin gets hard watching you eat a banana.
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Baby Names (Pt 1)
Levi, Jean, Armin, Eren
It took you and Levi less than an hour to come up with your daughters name. It was like the two of you already knew what the other was thinking. 𝑹𝒐𝒔𝒆 𝑲𝒖𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒍 𝑨𝒄𝒌𝒆𝒓𝒎𝒂𝒏… there was something so special in the way it rolled of your tongues, hearts swelling in size at the way your daughter was so connected to Levi’s mom. She was your little rose bud, Kuchel her guardian Angel… your little family blessed beyond means.
It took you and Jean a couple of weeks to come up with a name. Everything you guys said just didn’t sound right, you both did know you wanted to bring out Jean’s French origins though. It takes you and Jean walking through a grocery store to come up with her name. The last bag of clementines sitting on the display stand… 𝑪𝒍𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒆 𝑬𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒆 𝑲𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒊𝒏, you and Jean were absolutely in love at the thought of your sweet little Clementine.
Armin knew what he wanted to name your son as soon as he found out it was a boy. He was far to shy to tell you however… letting you struggle for months on finding a name. One night while you were sleeping you hear your husband gently whispering a sweet little goodnight to none other than, 𝑨𝒕𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒖𝒔 𝒀𝒖𝒍 𝑨𝒓𝒍𝒆𝒓𝒕... a small smile forming on your face as you made a reminder to tell your husband just how much you loved it. Both of you enamored with your little Atticus.
Eren knew his son was gonna be a strong boy, he had a set of strong parents there was no way he couldn’t be. One night while you were watching tv Eren muttered out a name 𝑩𝒂𝒓𝒆𝒕 𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒂𝒎 𝒀𝒆𝒂𝒈𝒆𝒓... He told you a strong man needs a strong name, and of course you agreed. Only the best for your little guy, the head strong attitude your little Baret would inherit from his father already had you both wrapped around his little finger.
Happy Father’s Day to all my group one dads like y’all some hot mfs 🤍✨
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Aot what Instruments they play
- Armin- banjo.
- Connie- bucket drums. It has to home depo or he gets nervous
- Sasha- oboe/clarinet. She scarily good.
- Levi- accordion. I feel like he just does. use your imagination
- Hanji- triangle but occasionally Levi gives her the cowbell. he won’t let her play a real instrument. One time he let her try the tamberine but had to take it away within the first hour because she would not stop. She stole it back but she broke it. There is now a hole in the tamberine
- MOBLIT- Drums and he goes hard
- Eren- can’t play anything. He tried everything but nothing sticks
- Mikasa- can play everything(piano and xylophone especially) but doesn’t cause eren will be mad
- HISTORIA- Can play piano a little twinkle twinkle little star type shit
- Ymir- can play piano really well but chooses not to know because she likes it when HISTORIA “teaches her”
- Reiner- Beat boxing
- Bertholdt- goes hard on the kazoo
- Hitch- flute
- Annie- cello but hates it
- Marlo- hard on hermonica
- Nicolo- bass(large cello)
- Jean- electric guitar
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✧┊something random they have in their room
Attack on Titan ;; Armin, Hange, Sasha, Mikasa, Levi
a/n ;; made this at like 6am w a runny nose
An essential oil diffuser, one day he was just wandering in a store when suddenly someone offered him a diffuser and he asked 'what is it for?' and they gladly explained to him, and at that very moment he decided to buy one and use it once he got home, it was very calming & relaxing and it solved his runny nose problem. then he'll casually turns it on a few minutes before bed, in the morning, and after he comes back home.
Biology books, as we all know, hange is fascinated with titans. But here, she loves everything that catches her eye, specifically animals. She bought tons of biology books so that she could dive deeper into the topic, mostly she likes dinosaurs.
A tiny trolley rack & mini fridge, she's just too lazy to step outside of her room just to get snacks and drinks, so she bought a mini fridge from some online shop and a tiny rack in some store, very useful and she takes it as a little decoration.
Combat boots, but not just any random combat boots. eren and armin decided to gift her something on her birthday but since they don't have much ideas they decided to buy matching boots for the three of them, mikasa loved it so much. they even agreed to embroider the tongue of their shoe tiny initials of their name, the first person they met, and the last (e.g. Mikasa's shoe: MEA [mikasa, eren, armin]).
A box of med kits/cleaning supplies, this man is just so prepared. For med kits, people always arrives at his house and just chilling, then in the middle of their conversation they'll be all "so.. I got shot by a shotgun-" and he just had to do something, doesn't know why people trust him so much. Cleaning supplies, he thinks his house keeps getting dirty so there's just a box in a corner full of cleaning stuff and extras so he doesn't have to leave the house every month.
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Squad Dad Levi at the 104th Kids’ High School Graduation
Just a small modern au Levi squad to celebrate the occasion, happy father’s day everyone!
Shoutout to @pathetic-pablo for the concept, I swear I cannot write anything without you anymore bestie <3
Also here’s an absolutely shameless advertisement for my Squad Dad Levi headcanons that fit today’s theme pretty well:
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4
The kids just kind of assumed that Levi would be coming to their graduation. He’s basically their dad at this point, and he was one of biggest sources of support throughout high school, so of course he’d be coming to see them off?
Luckily, though, Armin thought to remind him the date of the ceremony, because Levi had absolutely no idea that he was invited. They asked why on earth he wouldn’t be, but Levi just kind of shrugged.
But truthfully, he was absolutely HONORED.
It hasn’t really ever occurred to him that the kids would think of him as a family member? But the way they just assumed he was going, it was clear that he really did mean a lot to them.
Once he knows he’s welcome, he gets so excited. He even lets Hange take him out shopping for a new outfit, even though he rolls his eyes at them the entire time.
The day of graduation, he sees them all getting ready together, all wearing their cap and gown, and he catches himself feeling surprisingly emotional
Of course, Armin sees him getting emotional and does the same, then so do Connie and Sasha, and pretty soon literally all of the kids are crying and trying to rope Levi into a group hug.
And, sure, he’s overwhelmed, but he’s still Levi, so he manages to pull them back together and helps them finish getting ready.
He offers to help take pictures before they leave, and he’s absolutely shocked when they make him take a timed photo instead so that he can be in it with everyone.
Every single one of the veterans came to support the kids, so they had an entire cheering section in the front of the auditorium. Unsurprisingly, everyone learned that Hange and Erwin combined can cheer louder than the entire rest of the audience.
Armin definitely gave a speech as valedictorian, which Levi had helped him rehearse enough that he had also memorized all the words, so he was quietly mouthing along the whole time, clapping so loud when he was finished
Proud Dad Levi is cheering SO LOUDLY when their names are called, any other day he would have found the volume absurd, but he was just so proud of them.
Watching them all walk across the stage, he started having flashbacks to helping them with their homework, making sure everyone got to school, begrudgingly delivering the lunch that Eren could never remember to pack- but, being Levi, he brought himself back to reality, rolling his eyes at his own cheesy brain
After the ceremony, he gave each of the kids the flowers he’d bought them (don’t tell anyone, but he put SO much thought into what kind of flowers to get everyone), as well as the handwritten note attached. They were short and pretty simple, but anyone who knows Levi well could tell they were actually incredibly meaningful.
Levi’s obviously not usually one to verbally express his appreciation, but he made an exception just this once so that he could make sure each and every one of them knew how proud he was.
Which of course prompted everyone to start crying again, and since all the veterans were there as well this time, Levi couldn’t dodge the group hug. (which Hange will forever tease him for)
Sorry for dragging everyone into this absolute emotional rollercoaster, brb gonna go cry
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The aot characters playing hide and seek (part 1?)
inspired by by my PE class playing hide and seek on the last day of school
y’all i know this is bad but i have an 101° fever okay i’m allowed to be a bad writer today i have an excuse 😃
Eren 100% subscribes to the “if i can’t see them they can’t see me” rule, this has gotten him found on multiple occasions. He’s slightly careless and is normally found because of a shoe sticking out, some slightly obviously miss placed furniture, or a random noise coming coming from behind a curtain.
He’s competitive and normally finds pretty decent spots, he rarely wins but is also rarely found first (but when he is he insists cheating was involved)
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again Levi is a mother f*cking god at hide and seek. This man is competitive, intelligent, and athletic and perhaps most usefully he is smol. There is nothing he wouldn’t do to win. He will stuff himself into kitchen cabinets, climb into nearly impossible spots, and turn into a contortionist when necessary. Basically comfort level isn’t important, winning is.
Levi has an intense rivalry with Armin and 99% of the time an extra 30 mins will be spent on locating the two. He is never found first and is usually not found til the final two. He secretly really enjoys getting to act like a child and lights up whenever hide and seek is chosen for game night.
I’m pretty sure it comes as a surprise to no one that Armin would be good at hide and seek. He’s a master strategist and would 100% be incredibly invested in the game. His approach is less like Levi’s “brute force” method, instead more strategy is involved. Armin will analyze what areas are most likely to be looked over, what places he could potentially escape from, and what spaces offer the least amount of visibility.
Armin is never found first and due to his rivalry with the captain goes as far as to canvas the location before the game. Armin also wins a lot and no one really knows except Levi and Armin themselves who holds more victories.
yeah this was all i could muster up today sorry 🤠✌️
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AOT Men getting Ass In The Club.
A/N: This is inspired by @velvetyfleur’s post. Had to make a post about some of the men of AOT reacting to getting ass at the club.
CW: Twerking, Grinding, Club Setting, Modern AU, Reader Insert, all actions are consensual.
All you have to do is bend over once and this man has got his hands all over you.
He gets hypnotized by the way your hips move to the rhythm of the music without skipping a single beat.
As soon as you start tossing your ass in a circle, his hands are on your hips and he is following your hips with his own.
He’s guiding you for sure, grinding, smacking your ass.
Do expect some dirty talk from him. It’s inevitable. He’s taking you home by the end of the song.
It didn’t take him long to get right into it with you, boo.
He’s so confident? He’ll have his hands behind head like he’s cool and just focus on moving his hips with yours.
And Jean can keep up. Don’t think he’s not matching your speed, baby cakes.
Ngl, he pulls his shirt up a little. He needs to make sure there is nothing coming between his dick and your ass besides whatever clothes you have on.
If he gets you home, the party doesn’t stop babes. You’re gonna use those moves at home.
OKAY BUT CONNIE GOT THE MOVES FOR YOU.
It’s a dance off, he’s trying to see how he’ll get you to take HIM home.
As soon as you squat to shake it, his ass is on the floor with you to make sure you know he’s right behind you.
You twerking on him turns into some forward facing grinding and dirty dancing.
He’s got his hands on your hips the whole damn time, up until he gets you home.
He is so awkward and stiff at first. He has no clue what to do and he’s overwhelmed with everything going on.
Guide his hands to your hips and start grinding on him. Do it.
Say what you want, but as soon as Armin gets comfortable, he puts in the WORK.
He’s not confident like Jean or Connie, but he is certainly following after you in his own way.
As soon as the song is over, take the poor thing to the bathroom to take care of the problem you created.
Him going to the club in the first place is rare, but he’s here and he’s got a whole ass in his face? Babes come on, give this man a break.
He isn’t stiff, but he’s definitely more of a watcher. Drink in one hand, other holding your waist whenever he can.
He may not seem impressed, but trust me, his eyes are glued to the way those cheeks are clapping for him.
You’ll be rewarded with a lip bite here and there, don’t worry.
Honestly, you won’t get to finish the song with the way Levi beckoning you to the car. He wants to see this in a more private setting.
This man has never been twerked on in his entire life, but today that changes.
He’s embarrassed for watching you so closely. He’s always trying to look away but that ass pulls him right back in.
He can’t handle it if you start grinding against him. Lord this giant might as well start toppling over.
The second he feels his cock twitch in his pants, he’s pulling you right out of the club.
He doesn’t want anyone else to see what he’s about to do to you after all.
Women + Hanji Version
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Armin Arlert NSFW Alphabet
Requested by: Anon
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Armin takes aftercare pretty seriously and it’s something you both need, especially after a rougher session. Since Arminis generally pretty submissive, he needs someone that can take care of him afterwards, soothing praise into his skin to wipe away the profanities of before. Mostly, aftercare between the two of you consists of cuddling and kissing after you’ve cleaned up a little. Armin loves it when you stroke his hair and whisper compliments into his skin. He also really loves drawing little patterns on your shoulder or stomach, trying to soothe you as much as you soothe him. If you can, Armin would love to take a bath with you afterwards, taking turns to massage each other’s cramped muscles and wind down from an intense session.
B= Body part (their fave body part of theirs and also their partners)
He’s pretty quick to name his favourite body parts of yours when he’s asked. If you’re in public, Armin would say your face. He feels his heart flutter each time you turn your brilliant smile on him, even after being together for years. And he just loves how he can see each little emotion that runs across it. In private though, Armin loves your legs. Sometimes he’ll be busy and the sight of them will be so distracting he’ll lose his train of thought. If you let him, he’d spend hours lavishing them with kisses or wrapping them around his head.
But when it comes to his favourite part of himself? Armin wouldn’t be able to choose. He’s always been the scrawny one in his group so has quite a few insecurities when it comes to his body. He wishes his shoulders were broader, his legs more muscular - but it’s your job to worship him and make sure he knows he’s perfect just the way he is. At a push though, he’d admit he likes his abs while blushing all the while. Since he’s quite skinny, they’re very well defined and he just loves it when you run your fingers lightly down them.
C= Cum (anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)
Armin is painfully obedient and really enjoys being told when and where to cum. It’s gotten to the point where he struggles to release without you there to tell him, or can release so suddenly when you ask that it catches him off guard. Because of that, Armin is happy to cum wherever you let him, he’ll take anything you want to give. The sight of you all splattered with his cum makes him surprisingly shy though so he usually prefers to do it inside you. It’s treated as a treat for you to suck him off so if he had to choose one place it’d be your mouth.
When it comes to you, Armin takes great pleasure out of making you cum. He’s entirely generous during sex and would spend hours between your legs, even without you telling him to. He never gets tired of making you cum so expect to do it multiple times a session. He always makes sure not to overstimulate you though, unless you ask him to.
D= Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
The two of you have a very open line of communication when it comes to sex. There’s not much you don’t know about each other and you both want the other to feel like they can come to you about anything. There’s one thing, however, that Armin still hasn’t built up the courage to talk to you about - and that’s mutual masterbation. Armin fantasizes about watching you take your own pleasure, either watching overtly or hiding so you don’t know he’s there. Compared to most of the stuff the two of you have done, this might seem relatively tame but Armin is still rather embarrassed by it. He’s not really sure how to broach the subject with you and explain it without making it sound perverted. His association of this kind of fetish has always been quite negative with peeping Tom’s and such. If you manage to cotton on, masturbating when you know he’s coming home and leaving the door ajar is definitely the right way to go about teasing him and making him hot and bothered (God damn i really like this idea - should i make it into a fic?)
E= Experience (how experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
Armin is pretty selective over who he wants to do this with - he wouldn’t even think about having sex with someone he wasn’t in a relationship with. And since you’re likely his first real relationship, he’s also highly likely to be completely inexperienced when the two of you first get together. In the beginning, Armin had barely held hands with anyone before, let alone had his first kiss. When it comes to first times, both kissing and fucking, Armin is generally pretty nervous since he doesn’t want to mess it up and have you hate him. Just be patient and kind to him and some of that pressure will alleviate. Armin is also a quick study so given the opportunity, he’ll learn what you don’t and do like with surprising speed. It’s a sure bet that he has things figured out and is a little more confident, even by the second time the two of you fuck.
F= Favourite position
Since he’s so submissive, Armin’s absolute favourite position is having you ride him. He just finds you completely stunning and will be transfixed by the way you move your hips. He can’t do anymore than stare up at you in awe and try to move his hips if you’ll let him. If you decide to pin his hands next to his head, Armin will be rather loud too. When there’s nothing to cover his mouth, he has no issues letting you know just how much he loves it when you ride him. If you want him to do some of the work instead, Armin also loves missionary position. That way he can be close to you and see your face, drinking in your expressions and any praise you care to give him. It also gives him pretty easy access to your other sensitive spots to bring you the most pleasure possible
G= Goofy (are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
Armin is generally pretty focused during sex. Things can get intense so laughing and joking will seem pretty out of place. So Armin is more serious in the moment but will laugh at his own mistakes too, although sometimes he’s too focused to even think about that.
H= Hair (how well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc)
Armin tends to keep his public hair cropped short and neat. It’s slightly curled and a darker shade of blonde thanthe hair on his head. For some reason he’s quite self-conscious about it and might even ask your opinion on how he should keep it.
I= Intimacy (how are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
No matter what kind of pace the two of you have in a session, it always feels incredibly intimate - as if you’re the only two people in the world. Amin doesn’t have to be serving your every whim for you to see how dedicated he is to you. Since Armin is a little shy to instigate things with you, usually prodding you in some way until you take the hint, there’s not really much time for him to make it romantic with candles and rose petals. But there are times when he really makes an effort and pulls out all the stops to woo you instead of it being the other way around. He really has a thing for scented candles so expect to come home from work one day and find a trail of them leading to your bedroom (he has quite the collection). And then when you get there he’ll run a nice hot bath for you, sitting next to the tub while you soak for a bit before you finally invite him in.
J= Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Armin is rather private about this and always approaches masturbation with a certain degree of shame. Living in a military barracks, there isn't really much in the way of privacy so he’s heard more than his fair share of discreet wanking. As expected, he’s scarred from the experience and would only ever masturbate in the shower where privacy is all but guaranteed and the water is too loud for people to overhear. Since dating you though, Armin can’t help but feel slightly guilty wanking without you there, even if you’re apart for a while and you’ve said you don’t mind. For him, it just doesn’t feel as good unless you’re there telling him when to finish. I also think Armin would really enjoy teasing himself or edging over a period of a few days, sending you little confirmations each time that he hasn’t cum - and then that weekend you’ll finally take him apart for real. He generally really likes giving you control over his orgasms, even when he’s by himself.
K= Kink (one or more of their kinks)
As I’ve said before, Armin is almost totally submissive in bed so with these kinks, he prefers to be on the receiving end. In the beginning he didn’t think he had any kinks at all but trial and error quickly proved him wrong. First of all, Armin has a massive praise kink. He really loves serving you so wants to know when he’s doing a good job. Praise alone is actually enough to make this guy hard but when you’re telling him he’s such a good boy for letting you use him like that? He melts. As well as praise, some of Armin’s kinks go in the opposite direction too. He likes it when you pull on his hair to yank his face where you want it. He doesn’t have to think because you’re there to direct him - that’s what he likes most about it. Another of Armin’s kinks is being slapped. This one was unexpected for the both of you but a spur of the moment action quickly turned into a staple of more rough evenings. The pain helps to ground him in the present moment and highlights how completely at your mercy he is.
L=Location (favourite places to do the do)
Although Armin is all for experimentation, he still prefers that the two of you keep fucking to the bedroom. In his view, anything remotely public is inconsiderate to everyone else that uses the space. If he had a private office, Armin would consider it, but the bedroom still takes first spot. Especially during the rougher sessions, Armn likes to have comfort objects close at hand like plush toys and pillows - if you fucked somewhere else it’d be inconvenient to have to go to the bedroom afterwards for aftercare
M= Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Since he’s mostly focused on other things, Armin doesn’t get horney often. He’s also rather clueless when you’re trying to be seductive so doesn’t really catch on unless you say something overtly sexual. But once he catches on, Armin is all too easy to rile up. He goes from 0 to 100 in the speed of light once he knows you want him, he’s just so eager to please. I beg of you, whisper dirty things to this guy in public and he’s yours immediately. While he won’t let it show too much on his expression, he can’t help the bright red blush that practically glows on his cheeks
N= NO (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Armin doesn’t mind being roughed up a bit in the name of your pleasure. Since he’s been in the military, he knows pain and can take most of what you throw at him (within reason), but the only thing he can’t deal with is degradation. I don’t mean just calling him dirty for what he’s doing to you - but call him a slut or a whore and all bets are off, he hates it. This goes directly against the praise kink and will just make him feel upset and that you don’t like him. For some, it motivates them to do better but Armin just digs himself into a hole and loses the mood.
O= Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
Any kind of oral is good in Armin’s book, although he drastically prefers giving over receiving. He’s so dedicated to your pleasure that he’d drop to his knees at a moment’s notice, ready to serve you without expecting anything in return. He’s quite loud when he does it too, only showcasing his enjoyment more. He’ll moan and while against you as he licks or bobs his head, allowing himself to ignore everything else going on in his life with pleasuring you to be his single focus. Oral is really where Armin excels the most, and he honestly loves it so much he could cum untouched even without anything to grind against. Ride this man’s face and you’ll make his entire week i swear. He really doesn’t mind if you grind down hard - dying by being suffocated by your thighs sounds like a good way to go in his book.
P= Pace (are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? Etc.)
Pace obviously varies depending on the occasion but for the most part it’s pretty rough - yet still drawn out. Armin really likes to be manhandled. He doesn’t want to think, he wants you to do that for him and just move him into whatever position you want. And like i said before, he’s really turned on by things like having his face slapped or his hair pulled as long as it’s not enough to cause serious injury. These sessions can get rather intense and Armin is easily overwhelmed by stimuli and sensations. Because of that, it’s not unusual for him to shed a few tears sometimes when the two of you fuck but don’t worry, it’s not a bad thing! It usually indicates just how deep in subspace he is and how he’s completely surrendered himself to you. Feel free to continue what you’re doing to him, as long as you do a quick check-in
Q= Quickie (their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
Armin really prefers to get lost in his pleasure so likes having a longer session where he’s able to immerse himself fully. Because of that, quickies don’t happen often between the two of you and if they do, they’re exclusively instigated by you. Although Armin has never really cared for them, if you enjoy them it’s easy enough to rope him into your antics. He’s just so eager to please he wouldn’t protest if you took him behind some bushes and started to undo his belts. There’d be a disbelieving “What, here??” from him before he quickly submitted to whatever fate you had in store.
R= Risk (are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc)
While he’s completely open to experimentation and some of the more crazy kinks you might like to try, Armin is in no hurry to do anything that could potentially endanger either of you or pose too much risk. Fucking in a tree for example, is out of the question but experimenting with spanking isn’t, does that make sense? Risks like public sex are almost exclusively out of the question. Armin is nothing if not calculating and treasures you above all else so any risks he allows the two of you to take would have to be within reason with fail-safes in place should things go wrong.
S= Stamina (how many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
When it comes to how long Armin can last, his stamina is a little lower than average. He tends to finish quite quickly which is why he prefers to spend most of his time focusing on you, that way it either prolongs his horniness or gives him time to go again. Armin can usually go for two rounds with little trouble, three if you have some more time on your hands. But although he doesn’t last very long when given direct stimulation, Armin is more than happy to not even think about touching his cock for up to an hour while he pleasures you first.
T= Toy (do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner of themselves?)
Armin has had a rather sheltered upbringing as far as sex is concerned. He was a virgin when he first met you and it was you that probably had to introduce him to a lot of the topics involved in fucking and relationships. It’s unlikely Armin has even considered the use of toys in the bedroom, or maybe doesn’t even know it’s a thing. He certainly wouldn’t own any for himself prior to dating you. But once you’ve introduced him to the idea? Give Armin a little time to research and he becomes an avid fan on toys for the both of you. While yes, it’s fun to ride him with a vibrator pressed against your clit, i raise you this -
Guiding Armin to fuck a fleshlight, moving his hips back and forth but not allowing him to cum. He’s whimpering and whining all the while, desperate for something but he’s not sure what, face red and practically drooling as you murmur in his ear about how good he’s being for you. And then when you finally let him finish? I imagine his moans would be embarrassingly high pitch and he’d almost black out with the force of his orgasm (another good fic idea… let me know if this is worth writing)
U= Unfair (how much do they like to tease)
Since Armin is so obedient, he’s not too inclined to tease you himself. If he’s rather stressed though, a lot of pent up energy, and you’re too busy to help take it out of him, Armin might tease you a little - just enough to get your attention and rile you up without relieving too much of a punishment. On the other hand, oh God. Armin loves being teased, even if he’s crying and begging you to have mercy on him. If you edge him, it’s probably the loudest you'll ever hear him. When being teased he loses all ability to think coherently and hold back his moans. He’s got absolutely no shame in begging you for his release but a part of him wants the teasing to continue for just a little bit longer.
V= Volume (how loud are they, what sounds they make)
Armin loves it when you’re vocal. It’s a big compliment to him that you’re enjoying yourself and he’s doing a good job. Usually, he’ll take your lead so if you think it’s safe to be loud, Armin will be too. Armin himself is surprisingly vocal and can be quite loud when there’s no chance of being overheard. Getting to see him completely uninhibited is a gift, unable to do anything more than follow your orders and moan needily. Armin isn’t one for begging unless you ask him to but the noises he makes more than demonstrates his opinion on the matter. I don’t know of anyone else that can sound quite so needy while he pleasures you.
W= Wild card (get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
Although Armin has never considered it before, if you introduce him to the idea of pegging he’s all for it. It won’t take much convincing to get him to agree and it quickly becomes another firm favourite between the two of you when you have time. Armin really loves being held down and absolutely railed, submitting himself to you in the most intimate way he knows how. Like with eating you out, he could probably cum untouched just from getting fucked if you’d let him, squirming and whining for you to touch his cock.
X=X-ray (let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
Armin’s cock is slightly below average in size, being rather slim - but it’s in proportion with the rest of his body. He’s always been rather self-conscious about his size compared to the other people he went through training with so does his best to make up for it in other ways, it’s partly why he was so fascinated at learning how to eat you out at first. But with some reassurance he can quickly learn to love his cock, especially if you heap it in praise like you do with the rest of him.
Y= Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Again, this is slightly lower than average. Armin doesn’t have a particularly high sex drive, there’s always been more important things he’s had on his mind to do with the Scouts. It’s unlikely you’d have much success in getting him to unwind long enough to even notice he’s feeling horney unless you were both dating. So although the two of you don’t fuck terribly often, Armin likes to make it count when you do. That’s why he prefers to do it in the comfort of your bedroom where you won’t be disturbed. That way he’s not confined and can real go all-out to make you feel good.
Z= ZZZ (…how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Most of the time, Armin really struggles to fall asleep at night. It’s difficult to get his brain to switch off in the way he wants so he’s used to long nights spent awake. Sex though, you discover, sends him right to sleep once the two of you are finished. After you’ve cleaned him up and maybe had a bath, Armin is usually sated and calm, mind still fuzzy. It’s much easier to allow himself to drift off.
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whatchu think armin smells like cannon and modern
i dont really think there would be a difference in how he smells. i know fanfics write about it all the time but armin smells like old ink and tea stained book pages. he smells...wise, in a way. his smell makes you want to sit with him while he reads stories or explain complex theories, flipping through old, old books filled with wives tales and myths
send me a character and i'll describe how they smell
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AOT Characters At A Concert
It’s been a hot minute since I’ve done one of these so let’s go for it
Characters: Eren, Mikasa, Armin, Jean, Connie, Sasha, Historia, Ymir, Reiner
He’s the edgy one in the front nodding along but not even really participating until someone bumps into him and he throws them to the ground
She’s mainly trying to make sure Eren doesn’t beat anyone up because she’s not that into live music, but she’s just kind of quietly vibing
He’s dancing like a soccer mom letting loose, it’s absolutely ridiculous but he’s having so much fun. He also needs to be put a bit further in the back because if he’s up front with the crowds, he’ll get knocked to the ground.
He’s spending way too much time trying to Look Cool but he’s still having fun, definitely one of the people that bumped into Eren (”accidentally”) and almost got beat up, he really when he can just like space out and enjoy the music
This absolute chaos monster is going to be in the mosh pit, regardless of what kind of music is playing. Even if the show is pretty laid back, he’s starting a mosh pit. He’s literally just jumping up and down the entire time instead of dancing at all.
She’s really trying to be a part of Connie’s mosh pit, but she keeps spilling her drink and having to go get another, she’s definitely pulling out the most ridiculous and fun dance moves without any fear of judgement whatsoever
She’s totally along for the ride and dancing the whole time, she definitely tried to be in the front with everyone, but she got stepped on, and Ymir dragged her further back. Knows all the words to every song, everyone swears it’s magic.
Alternating between standing in the corner completely unbothered, and dancing with Historia, let’s be honest they absolutely have choreographed routines for situations like this and they’re smooth
He’s literally just trying to stand in the front so he can see well but everyone thinks he’s part of the mosh pit so they keep bumping into him and he’s so annoyed. Literally just vibing, definitely doing the awkward white guy step-touch dance thing (please tell me you guys know what I mean)
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How I think the AOT Cast would Sneeze
A/N: this is literally just a funny thing that was inspired by hearing my mom and sister violently sneeze in different ways.
Has cute sneezes:
Historia, Jean, Falco, Pieck.
—Adorable and pleasant for everyone.
Sneezes shamelessly like a dad:
Jean, Erwin, Yelena, Reiner, Annie, Kenny
—Boutta see them turn on the television and fall asleep with that sneeze.
Sneezes way too hard for no reason:
Eren, Bertholdt, Marco, Moblit.
— No offense but stop? Why are you sneezing so aggressively? Get a grip guys.
Looks like they’d sneeze aggressively, but it always comes out really weak:
Porco, Niccolo, Mikasa.
—Seriously, guys I’m waiting for you to set the room off, youre embarrassing me.
Sneezes in their hand like an animal:
Sasha, Hanji, Connie, Eren.
—Literally don’t touch their hands, they’re rabid.
Covers their mouth with their arm:
Armin, Historia, Annie, Erwin.
—Good people who don’t want anyone to get sick.
Covers their mouth with a cloth:
Levi, Grisha, Onyankopon.
—These guys won’t be getting anyone sick.
Doesn’t cover their mouth and is a menace to society:
Zofia, Gabi, those kids in season three that made Eren realize he could actually be useful.
—They look like they sneeze in the open.
Screams when they sneeze:
The entire Jaeger family including Dina and Carla, Connie and Connie’s mom, Kenny Ackerman
—On god they scare everyone in the room with those sneezes.
Sneezes and blames it on someone else:
Annie, Bertholdt, Reiner, Sasha, Floch
—Bro we saw you sneeze, literally admit it? 💀
Doesn’t sneeze normally, instead aggressively twitches and sighs after:
Armin, Ymir, Levi, Mike, Moblit
—Are yall good? You’re scaring folks with that. Getting possessed at the dinner table…
Does everything they can to not sneeze and makes it awkward for everyone around them:
Levi, Mikasa, Onyankopon
—Yall just sneeze. ITS BETTER THAN WATCHING YOU FIGHT IT.
Has never sneezed once, you’re crazy:
That sexy titan and the titan in season two that was posing
—They do not have time for all that.
Fakes sneezing because everyone else is doing it rn and they don’t want to be left out:
Connie, Floch, Gabi, Udo
—Just stop, it’s not worth it…
Talks about how cute their sneezes are:
Gabi, Ymir, Bertholdt, Jean
—Please stop, they aren’t that cute.
Sneezes to assert dominance:
Eren, Yelena, Hanji, Erwin, Mike, The beast Titan Specifically, Marley Government.
—This is T-posing but with germs.
Lastly, makes aggressive eye contact with anyone who doesn’t bless them:
Eren, Armin, Jean, Sasha, Hanji, Levi, Zeke, Floch, Historia, Annie, Grisha, Eren Kruger, that one guy who died.
This was very stupid but it’s here so enjoy.
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aot boys with a curvy gf!
♡︎ genre: modern!au, fluff, nsfw (for connie,) angst, mdni
♡︎ warnings: discussions of weight, cursing, mildly touches upon sex + oral sex (f receiving)
♡︎ featuring: s4!jean, armin, eren + connie, levi, f!reader
a/n: as a resident of the big girls club i wanted to write some hcs abt how the aot boys would be with a curvy gf! it’s also 2 am so this is me rlly rambling my thoughts away. i wrote some of these based off of personal experiences, i hope this can be relatable in some way. p.s. remember your weight does not equal your beauty + worth! something i’m still in the process of learning myself <3 hope you like!
jean absolutely adores every single inch of you, (i mean he’s such a good boyfriend it hurts,) and he makes sure he tells you every chance he gets. you’ll deny his compliments over and over ‘til they’re beat to the ground, but he won’t stop until he sees you crack a smile. jean’s favorite thing about you is your tummy, he always has his hand around you and pinches at your side. he loves to lay his head on it and feel it move up and down as you breathe. you rub your hand through his hair as he hums in content. jean loves to leave kisses on your tummy, he’ll say things like, this is all mine, this is my pretty tummy, and my pretty girl. during the times when you’re feeling less than beautiful, you find yourself poking and prodding at your stomach in the mirror, squeezing your fat to the front of you. whenever jean sees you do this he immediately distracts you. he’ll tell you, “babe let’s watch a show,” or give you a straightforward “stop doing that!” as he smacks your hands away. he wraps his arms around you and you sink into his embrace. “you’re so beautiful, i hate when you do that to yourself, how many times can i tell you how pretty my girl is.” he kisses the tears away from your cheek, he wanted nothing more in the world than for you to know how much he cherishes you.
armin loves your full face and puffy cheeks. he loves the way they turn red when he compliments you, he loves the way they perk up when you smile, and he loves the way they feel against his hands when he brings your face in to kiss you. they light up his whole world, leaving his heart warm as he watches them scrunch up as you laugh. he always finds himself pinching your cheeks gently, he just found them so cute. you two would be out to eat, sat across from each other at your favorite café. when you speak he gazes lovingly at you, like there’s nothing else in the world at that moment. as you speak, getting more passionate in conversation with every word, he realizes just how lucky he is to have you. his hand reaches up unconsciously to grab at your cheek, taking it between his pointer finger and thumb as he smiles warmly at you. “armin! what is it?!” your face growing warm at his gesture. “nothing, i just love you is all.” but armin’s favorite thing, and i mean his favorite thing, is to leave sloppy, wet, obnoxious kisses on your cheeks. he calls them, “your face pillows,” because that’s how soft and sweet they are to him. armin loves his fair share of pda, he’ll wrap his arms around you suddenly while you two are out shopping, and leave a sloppy kiss on your cheek. “armin please!” you laugh. armin bites your plump skin gently before pulling away, god, your cheeks were so cute he just wanted to eat them.
eren is an ass man… need i start anywhere else. eren is obsessed with your butt, like obsessed. he’s always squeezing it, slapping it, putting his hand in your back pocket as you two walked side by side. you could never find pants that fit you right, they were either too tight on your butt and huge on your waist, and if they did fit at your waist they’d be too tight on your thighs, or they wouldn’t even go up your butt at all. you hated going shopping for clothes, nothing ever fit you, nothing was ever made for your body type. and you hated going shopping with eren, he was just… perfect, everything almost always fit him. it wasn’t your fault that stores didn’t know how to cater to all body types, but you couldn’t help but be embarrassed when you bring a stack of jeans into the fitting room while eren is waiting outside, only for nothing to fit you. “show me when you have something on babe!” your boyfriend excitedly tells you through the door, when he hears your sniffling from the inside. “hey babe, open up.” you stifled your cries by biting the end of your sweater sleeve. “i-i’m fine eren, please.” you didn’t want him to see you like this. “please y/n. it’s okay.” you let out a shaky sigh as your hand goes to unlock the fitting room door. “it’s open,” you croak. eren walks in with soft eyes as he shuts the door behind him, you were leaned up against the wall, crying down at the pile of pants that you’d thrown on the floor in frustration. “nothing fucking fits, it’s useless, i’m too fa..” eren doesn’t let you finish your sentence as he kisses you, “don’t you dare call yourself that do you hear me?” he holds your face in his hands and makes you look at him. “eren it’s true..” he interrupts you again, “to who?! not to me! look at yourself!” he turns and faces you to the mirror, “you’re fucking hot babe, i’ll tell you every single fucking day until you finally realize it.” you feel him trace over the stretch marks on your butt as your tears fall, silently telling you how beautiful they are to him. “eren, i don’t know why you’re with me. we’re two different people,” you choked through your words. he smiles at you through the mirror, “last i checked no two people were made the same, of course we’re different. if we were the same this dating shit would get boring.” your laugh broke through your tears, eren kisses the back of your head and wraps his arms around your neck. “i’ll learn how to fucking sew if it means you can have the perfect pair of pants babe, it can’t be that hard.” you rolled your eyes, the man couldn’t follow instructions if his life depended on it.
connie loves your thighs, he loooves them so much. he loves running his fingers up and down them while you’re sat in the passenger seat of his car, he also loves to grab onto them while your bouncing on his cock. watching them jiggle as you moved up and down, it drives him crazy. he holds onto them real tight, leaving red imprints from his fingertips onto the soft, squishy skin. connie loves to suck on your thighs before eating you out, he bites and rolls the skin between his teeth as he marks them all over. he simply wouldn’t touch your needy cunt until he was satisfied with the amount of love bites scattered all over them. “connie please,” you whispered desperately. “hold on pretty, just a few more..” you hold one of his hands as he left a few more hickeys on your thighs before his tongue lapped at where you needed him most. when he wasn’t doing that, connie’s second favorite thing to do was lay his body between your thighs, head resting on your crotch, as he played video games with the boys. you held your phone to your face, scrolling through tiktok as your other hand mindlessly played with his hair. you two could sit there for hours like that, it normally ended will connie’s head tilted to one side, headset slipping off his ears, as he fell asleep on one of your thighs. you’d laugh at the drool slipping out of his mouth as you eventually fall asleep yourself.
i’ve been waiting for this one… turn it up! levi loves your big boobs, he is obsessed with buying lingerie for you, especially ones that accentuated… well, your boobs. he absolutely did not care if he was a man going into a lingerie store by himself, hell, he even researched if there were any stores that he could drive to that specifically sold lingerie for curvy women. if he had to buy you custom pieces, so be it. he wanted to make sure everything looked beautiful on you, though you could wear a garbage bag and his cock would still get hard at the sight of you. levi looked through the racks carefully, you looked beautiful in any color, but there was something about you in a pure white lingerie set that drove him fucking mad. “do you guys have this in a ____?” levi asks the sales associate. “hmm, i don’t believe that set comes in that size… would you like me to show you something similar?” levi rolled his eyes in frustration, “could you guys make this in that size?” “i… suppose we could, i’d have to put in a custom order for you…” “how long would it take?” it has to be here before your anniversary. “i’d estimate about two weeks give or take.” “alright then, i’d like to put in a custom order.”
it’s the day of your anniversary as levi patiently awaits your big reveal from your shared bathroom. his hands are fidgeting between his legs as he nervously looks down at his socks, sitting at the edge of your bed. “honey, are you ready?!” you squealed through the door, levi’s heart leaps at the sound of your happy voice. “of course i’m ready darling,” you could hear the smile in his voice. you opened the door slowly for dramatic effect as you slipped your way out of the bathroom in your pretty white set. levi’s breath hitched in his throat at the sight of you. you were fucking gorgeous, and all his. “it fits hun!” you squeal as you jump into levi’s lap, boobs resting right in front of his face. he looks up at you before giving you a kiss, then placing a wet kiss on each breast, tongue lingering a little bit longer as he licked a stripe up your chest. “okay, now let’s get it off of you doll,” levi mumbles into your chest as he throws you back onto the bed.
a/n: did i get carried away with levi and eren .. maybe. okay, yes. i’m sorry i just fucking love them so much. hope you enjoyed!!
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it’s a hot summer day and the two of you are in your backyard, sprinklers on with the sun penetrating through, casting rainbows in water droplets.
you’re in your swim suit, a newly purchased one that he’s just recently bought for you, his “hot summer babe.”
no doubt he knows you’ve got enough for the hottest days of the year but he’s insistent on seeing you in different, vibrant colors.
your yard is big, big enough to fit a low, flat bench where the two of you often lay and sunbathe, reading a manga or two. you’ve got a jacuzzi in the corner but all of the money in the world would not be enough to make you step near that thing.
you had insisted on just getting a pool built in, it would’ve fit. but no, he wanted the romantics of having a bathtub with you instead of just a pool, bleh. really, he just wanted the jets and to see your body covered in bubbles.
now he’s laying on the bench, sunglasses covering his eyes as he reads the latest release of his favorite manga. upon hearing you walk out, he immediately places it down, marking the page.
“hey babe want me to make us drinks?”
“sure, that sounds nice.” you sigh and take his spot on the bench.
this is nice, you think. sure, the weather is much too hot for your liking but it’s better than being cooped up inside, wasting the day away with the same old routine.
he had asked you your preferred drink but you only replied with, “surprise me, hun.”
the two of you had spent your spring together well and filled the empty beds that lined your yard with flower pots. each selection was carefully chosen by the two of you. he wanted you to walk outside and be greeted by what exactly reflects you and your beauty. he wanted you to smell the air and be reminded of the laughter you shared as you both got your hands dirty, soil sneaking under your fingernails.
the yard was covered with fake grass because he knew you liked the tickling feeling of them under your feet but he wanted it to be low-maintenance for you. often times you’d opt to nap in the grass if the wood on the bench was too hot.
the door slides open and he comes out holding two glasses. handing you your favorited iced drink, he sits beside you and looks at you from head to toe.
“what?” You giggle, taking a sip. He made it perfectly, as always.
you took the chance to imitate and look at him up and down as you feel the cold liquid cool your throat. his lips tug upwards, eyes never breaking eye contact.
I could do this all day, you think. Really, it’s not that hard. I mean he’s too handsome to not look at.
This is too easy, he thinks. I could stare at them all day, for free. do they think they’ll win?
“Hey baby,” you say, putting your glass down. “I bet you won’t kiss me for a 100 bucks.”
“100? That’s it? Didnt Bob Vance from Vance Refrigeration hug Phyllis for a thousand?”
“Something like that,” you say, lips breaking into a teasing smile.
“Just say you want a kiss, boo.”
“Nuh uh, you gotta work for it.”
“I gotta work for it? To kiss you?”
too sweaty and needy to bicker with your logic, he stands up and starts to head inside.
“hey, where you going?”
“You said a 100, right? I’ll rise you a 1000.”
a/n: kinda wanna make a ‘your fave’ series where no specific character is mentioned and it’s just drabbles. mostly cuz I cant decide which character to do bc I only only think of bakugou oops
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🎸AOT BAND AU🎸
🥁 eren is the lead singer and songwriter. hes so angsty and his voice must be pretty strong to be yelling as much as he does. has a lot of stage presence too. perfect for an emo/punk band. lots of range but prolly prefers to sing deeper and gets nasally when singing higher. thirstiest stannies on the planet.
🥁 jean would be fine af as a drummer dont play with me 🗿 hed wear muscle tees and stuff and maybe like eyeliner or something girl omg. does some backing vocals for eren. a fan favorite but hes humble abt it. rlly nice and goes outside to sign stuff if theres ppl waiting.
🥁 conny on the guitar 🤭 flirty af with the fans. always sticks his tongue out for pictures. probably has a blue guitar or something idk— like royal blue. does the most backing vocals. him and jeans voices compliment each other well. actually come to think of it those two probably interact a lot on stage and ppl would ship them bcz of it 💀
🥁 armin the bassist babey ‼️ ok hes not as popular bcz hes more low key and doesnt have as much stage presence sorry LMFAO hes more interested in playing. holds his bass low. gets rlly focused. his stannies are also thirsty af and he probably blocks them on twitter when they @ him saying something outta pocket LMFAOO
🥁 mikasa is the bands photographer. except she only takes pictures of eren. the only content the other band members get is being in the background of those pictures. and the camera is focused on eren so theyre probably blurred out too 😭😭
bonus: a song that fits their band’s vibe 😌
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armin confesses so earnestly and casually and so out of the blue that it takes you a minute before you fully understand what's going on
eren doesn't confess with words, would rather let his actions speak for themselves so that he doesn't end up ruining his chances with you by saying the wrong thing
jean confesses to you shyly, softly. like he's sharing an state secret, like he's scared of handing his heart over to you only for you to crush it in your hands
connie's confession is so...connie. the second he realises that he's in love with you, he's professing his affections right then and there. he doesn't want to waste any time, it's just not his style
similarly to eren, marco doesn't verbally confess. he'd rather prove to you that he's a reliable man, that he's determined to stand by your side no matter what
erwin confesses through his eyes without even realising it, doesn't even notice that the usual glacial blue melts into a warm ocean of devotion whenever you gaze up into them. it's why you aren't surprised when he finally professes his feelings to you in the stillness of the night
levi doesn't allow himself to grow attached to others but you...you slip through his defences so easily that he doesn't know of his feelings until it's too late to try and stop them from growing. he keeps them to himself though, doesn't want to acknowledge the hold you have over him
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