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mommypieck · 4 months
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⌗︙・tutoring with jean ⸜⸜・
we heard about different characters being nerds but what about jean?
he's so eager to let you study with him because he likes you but when the time finally comes, he's so frustrated with you.
"do you understand at least one thing?" he asks you after you get 8/10 answers wrong. you shake your head, unknowingly rubbing your thighs together at the harshness of his phone. jean is a cutie but he's too nerdy for you. he's always busy with drawing and school while you spend most of your time partying and cheering.
"you're not serious?" he grunts when you pull out your gloss to put it on your lips.
"what?" you ask him. wanting to be pretty is not a sin.
"i can't deal with this anyone." he says, his arms coming to pick you up. you squeak when he throws you on the bed, crawling on your chest.
he unbuckles his pants, pulling out his hard cock. your eyes widen at his size, he's so pretty, long and thick but nothing you can't take. at least that's what you thought.
"open your mouth." he orders, using his finger to pull your mouth open. he slides his cock right between your glossed lips. he doesn't give you any time to set your own place as he starts fucking your mouth. you choke and drool around his cock, tears slowly filling your eyes.
"maybe cock in mouth is gonna fuck some sense into you." he rips the buttons on your blouse open, revealing your bra clad boobs. he grips them with his big hands, kneeding and not giving your throat any peace.
"im gonna cum." he groans, softly slapping your face. your makeup is ruined, it's all over your place and you think about how ugly you must look. he sees you differently, jean thinks you're the prettiest like this. he shoves his cock deep in your mouth as he cums right down your throat. you choke on the amount of cum he makes, some of it even running down your face when he pulls out.
"good girl. now let's get back to studying." he says as he fixes his pants. he doesn't give a fuck if you're still messy.
"but im so wet, jean-boy."
he freezes, "oh fuck, you're such a slut.come here."
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jeankirsteinsgrlfrnd · 4 months
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boyfriend jean kirstein headcanons
- a ginormous pain in the ass. everywhere you go, he’s there. he makes it hard to get things done.
- will ALWAYS hold the door for you and will get offended if you try to open the door for him
- was really excited to have you meet his mama. even more thrilled when she LOVED you
- he’ll complain about how long you take to get ready but secretly love watching you do it and tells you how pretty you are after
- insists on cooking for you (he’s a good cook!!) but loves when you cook for him just the same
- when it snows, he’ll pelt you with snow balls and then kiss your rosy cheeks to cheer you up
- HOWEVER, if you win (at anything for this matter), he’ll say “calm down babe it’s just a game”
- loves that he’s so much taller and bigger than you, he loves when you look up at him, it makes him feel like your protector
- need your tank filled up? he’s whipping his wallet out. nails? he’s got you. hair? don’t even think about paying. he loves to spend all his money on you because you’re ‘his girlfriend and he would fall apart if you spent a single dime when he can very easily pay for it’
- always lets you sleep in because you look ‘damn cute’
- always blabbering in his sleep about utter nonsense
- most importantly, you’re his entire world. nothing else matters, hell, nothing else even exists.
my fellow jean girlies find my new story right here. A slow burn fanfic!!
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jeankirsteinsgirl · 7 months
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Hi babe! I saw your post about sending requests! What about Husband!Jean who is absolutely head over heels for his wife. Like he still gets giddy whenever he sees her and still flirts with her as if they aren’t married. 😭 it’s so cute!
Husband!Jean headcanons
Summary: Jean being a sweetie as your husband!!
CW: lots of fluff, maybe a little suggested smut, not much.
Husband Jean who loves to do acts of service for his beloved like making you breakfast in bed on the weekends, running you a warm bath, giving you massages when you're on the couch, bringing you flowers home as soon as he can
Husband Jean who wakes up before you and lets you sleep while admiring your beautiful sleeping face, just thinking about how lucky he is to sleep next to you
Husband Jean who pulls a blanket over you whenever you accidentally fall asleep on the couch, being sure to tuck you in and kiss your forehead
Husband Jean who insists he hates your silly little shows but watches and comments on them the entire time
He'd pretend to be looking at his phone and glance up when you're not looking until you catch him watching intently making little comments every now and then on what's happening until he asks you to watch it with him
Husband Jean who drunk texts you about how much he loves his wife lmao
"Look you're really sweet I'm sure but I'm married" in response to your text asking him when he was coming home later
Husband Jean who buys you whatever you want whenever you want
you tell him you don't need him to, and you don't want to be spoiled but how could he not spoil you when you're so perfect
Husband Jean who comes up from behind you and wraps his long arms around your waist while you're trying to cook dinner for him
"You're so beautiful you know that baby?" while pressing a kiss to your temple
Husband Jean who insists you look better without makeup, even when you tell him that's not necessarily a compliment
Husband Jean who brushes out your hair after your shower
Husband Jean who tries to do all the chores around the house because he thinks you're too pretty to work
Husband Jean who would go out of his way to bring you coffee at work just because you were feeling a little stressed
Of course he remembers your coffee order and he would write a cute little message on it before delivering it to you
"Got this for you honey, just a little pick me up"
Always touching you lol loves holding your hand, playing with your hair, smelling your scent when he hugs you, loves when you lay on him, picking you up, hugging you.
Still flirts with you like you're dating
'"Hey gorgeous how 'bout you and me go on a little date later hm?" "Jean we're married... and we live together."
Husband Jean who doesn't even notice any other women, if he dated anyone before you ha can't remember
You're his one and only and he absolutely worships the ground you walk on
Husband Jean who secretly smells your perfume when you're away because he misses you so much
And of course, if you're away for a while he would write you handwritten letters detailing how much he adores you
Husband Jean who has a big boy job and makes lots of money so he tries to convince you to quit you're job because "Pretty girls shouldn't have to work"
Always wants to kiss you even when it annoys you
Just brushed your teeth? Kiss. Got super drunk? Kiss. Just woke up? Kiss. Trying to eat your dinner? Kiss. In the middle of drinking the coffee, he bought you? Kiss. He can't get enough
Husband Jean who worships your body both sexually and non-sexually.
Loves watching the way you walk, the way your face crinkles when you laugh, loves the feeling of your small fingers intertwined with his, loves how soft your hair is.
Would kiss every inch of your body and has
When you're "making love" as he calls it he would just worship you the entire time
Husband Jean who still gets all flustered and embarrassed when you tell him you want him
Husband Jean whose face turns all red and turns away when you take your clothes out in front of him because he wants to be respectful
Husband Jean who puts your pleasure first of course
"You're so fucking beautiful baby, how did I get so lucky?"
"God you have the most perfect tits I've ever fucking seen."
"You're so gorgeous under me you know that? You know how pretty you are?"
Drives you around everywhere, you're the passenger princess of course
Opens every door for you whenever he can
Knows all of your favorite things and gets them for you whenever you're feeling down
Let's you cry on his chest and holds you tight while he wipes away your tears with his tough fingers.
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aikos-dreamworld444 · 25 days
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If it’s one thing about Jean Kirstein, he’s the ultimate boob guy. This man could motorboat a nice pair of tits all day long.
Grabbing them and kneading them under his palms while you ride him, twisting a nipple between his thumb and forefinger and watching you keen. That shit has him throbbing inside you every time.
In missionary, watching them bounce could put him in a pussy-drunk hypnotic state. If you ever gave this man a tit job he might just float away to heaven.
Wear a lowcut shirt when you go out with him. Do it. You’ll catch him admiring your boobs constantly, stumbling over words when you move a little and they jiggle.
Jean is also the type to wanna suck on them constantly, sexually or not. Boi just wants a titty in his mouth. When you climb on top of him and start grinding down on his dick, his hands are instantaneously snaking their way up your torso and palming your tits like it’s instinct.
Gods forbid you ask him to pick out an outfit for you to wear, he’s going straight for the plunge neckline option.
But honestly, it’s endearing and sweet, because Jean isn’t doing it to objectify you. He just loves worshipping your body like it was handcrafted for him.
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theepisceswriter · 8 months
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BACKSHOT BOYZ — AOT EDITION (Jean, Connie, Armin)
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♡ Synopsis: Headcanons on some of the AOT boys' specific style of backshots, hehe.
♡ A/N: You freaky frogs read the title and know wtfgo, face down ass up that’s the way we like to fuck !!
♡ TW: 18+, penetrative sex, afab body parts and use of good girl, nothing too kinky.
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JEAN
Jean is the K I N G of slow strokes nation
That man is hung like a horse; his cock touches the top parts of his thigh when it’s soft! He knows the nuclear weapon he carries around in his pants is deadly and he would hate to have such a gift and hardly be able to use it because he knows how hard a dick like his is to take. Slow and steady wins the race. The last thing he wants to do is hurt you by giving you too much of him at once or accidentally hitting your cervix, so he takes his time with you.
Foreplay is a MUST for him to get you prepared to take him. His favorite way to rev you up is with oral. He’s one of those men that thoroughly enjoy giving head for their own pleasure, watching you squirm and desperately rut into his mouth for more when his tongue is already as flat as it can be against your clit and his chin is dripping with your juices has him wanting to stay between your legs for hours. Did I mention that on top of attacking your clit like it's a Baby Bottle Pop he’s fingering you with those long slender fingers of his to the knuckles so you’re stretched enough to take him? Yeah, he’s a menace.
He prefers to have you on the edge of the bed with a pillow underneath your stomach. That way he has easier access to you and doesn’t have to worry about getting in weird positions to make the position doable.
The very first time you had sex with him you orgasmed off that one stroke alone, but you would like to think that you’ve built up a better tolerance now (barely).
That first stroke is deadly and leaves you gasping for air the way his cock slides into your walls with ease thanks to the gathered slick and spit between your legs doing its part as a makeshift lube. He pauses momentarily to give you a few seconds to adjust and, truth be told, he’s equally as breathless as you, but as soon as he feels your body relax he surprises you by bottoming out in you. I told you, he’s a menace.
His strokes are slow and calculated so you can feel every inch of his throbbing cock against your tight fleshy walls and he can hit every sensitive angle inside of you. Sometimes when he wants to spruce it up he’ll move his hips in circular motions for added stimulation.
“You take me so well, my love. This cock was made for you and only you wasn’t it?” “Look at your pussy swallowing me up whole, you take my cock so well babygirl, fuck.”
Dirty talk is top tier and he makes sure to press his chest against your back so he can whisper it intimately in your ear. Also, he’s a back licker through and true. Do with that information what you will!
CONNIE
The cockiest man in the world when he’s giving you backshots, like unbelievably cocky because he knows what his dick does to you, but he really knows what it does to you in doggy style. Thick, beefy, and uncut all up in yo guts !
His favorite doggy style position to have you in is on the edge of the bed so he can use the leverage of standing up to pound into you like a madman.
Taunting giggles and snickers the whole time, he watches you fight for your life gripping and biting on the sheets because you’re in a position where you have no choice but to take all of his beefy cock. He even likes to go no hands sometimes, placing them on the back of his head and letting the sheer power of his hips fuck you to borderline insanity.
“That's it, be a good girl and take all of me. You just love having my thick cock pound away at your walls, dont you?” “Aht, aht, you can take it. I know you can you’ve done it plenty of times before.” With a menacing smirk on his lips and all. Like, sir, this is how you cause crazy ex-girlfriends. You’re ready to go to war over that dick now!
Dont let his cool, calm, collected, and cocky demeanor fool you because the moment your walls get to ushing and gushing around him too well he has to put his hands around your neck as leverage to keep himself from buckling in the knees.
On nights when he’s feeling extra freaky (which is every night) he likes to put his thumb in your butt for added sensory. Sometimes he can even feel the tip of his dick through the soft membrane when he has his thumb in there and that lets him know he’s doing a job well done.
ARMIN
You on your stomach with your legs crossed and Armin mounted on your ass pounding into your poor overstimulated cunt is his favorite way to give you some lethal backshots. This position allows the two of you to be deeply connected, he can’t help but rut into you like a dog in heat.
You swear you can feel his cock tickle your belly button in this position and he swears he can feel your walls suck him in deeper and resist to let him go when he tries to pull out.
Its so overstimulating for the two; He often finds himself collapsing on on your back and burying his face into your neck while whimpering and moaning about how good you’re making him feel.
“Thank you so much for being mines and letting me fuck you 🥹” “You feel so so so good around me. You’re going to milk my cock dry, go ahead its all yours.” This man is on the verge of pleasure tears because of how warm and soft your pussy feels around him.
Has perfected the craft of kissing your next while he’s balls deep inside of you. He kisses your neck with the same energy he would use if he was kissing your lips, tongue and suction going crazy on that sensitive part between your ear and neck. Best believe by the end of the night you’re covered in hickies.
And the best part? When he finishes either he’ll pull out and leave squirts of warm cum on your ass or creampie you so he can watch it ooze and drip from between clenched thighs.
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Imagine being Jean Kirstein's wife...
Include: SFW at the beginning, mature content at the end, mention of breeding, marking and size kink
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⊹˚. ♡ SFW ⊹˚. ♡
💕 He's totally the type to brag out about his relation. Like, look how my girlfriend is perfect, she's all mine, ect. ect.
💕 Likes to take your hand in his to show your matching rings while fixing the person in front of you in the eyes.
💕 His favorite nicknames for you are "sweetheart", "princess" but the top of the top is "my wife". He loves how it sounds easy, yet so sweetly and loving.
💕 If you had a bad day, he will drag you down on the bed, tickling you until you beg for him to stop while laughing like crazy. Or he will hug you by behind and leave long and passionate kisses on your neck.
💕 He also like to nibble on your ear, watching you with a smirk while squirming under his teasing. He won't stop until you beg for it, it's sure.
💕 Gets easily jealous and won't hesitate to confront any guys who approach you too much for his liking. He's just going to hug you while giving a dead stare to them.
💕 Also, he is super caring, listening to you venting after a hard day or giving you a massage to relax your tensed muscles. Jean will literally do anything for you.
💕 Man has legit planned all your future in his head but he won't say it because he's scared you will mock him.
💕 Is also over-anxious about you, always imagining the worst scenario that could happen and just stress himself for nothing.
💕 He secretly likes to be the little spoon. He found it adorable how your smaller body is pressed against his back.
⊹˚. ♡ NSFW ⊹˚. ♡
💦 He definitively got the marking kink. He loves to cover your body in hickeys and bites, just to show that you are taken to other people.
"Like this, other guys will see you're already mine."
💦 He will pass his thumb on the big purple hickey on you neck while you will be half-asleep after a rough seance of love-making with a proud smirk. Then he will kiss your forehead.
"So gorgeous, my wife..."
💦 And... this man got a HUGE breeding and size kink. He just loves to imagine you being pregnant with his child... finally build a family. It's so exciting that he won't help but transform your insides into a creampie.
💦 About the size kink, he likes to see your small body squirm under him as he fucks you like if there was no tomorrow, totally fucking your brain. Wear his shirt who is too big for you and he will turn MAD.
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hearts4jean · 5 months
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✧°🍒‧。𖦹°‧💋‧°𖦹 。‧ 🍒°✧
- jean - lipstick - aot verse -
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Jean would spoil you a lot like hes the boyfriend/husband ever like how couldn’t he, he loves you too much. Hes aware that you're not very fond of lipstick other than wearing it for specific occasions as you dont believe it looks very flattering on you; but let me tell you this mf has definitely giggled and blushed at the thought of you in a sheer darkish red lip. He would've bought a whole set of lipsticks at Marley while working as a spy, and kept them with him this whole time and promised himself to give it to you if you guys survived. (think those really pretty golden case lipsticks from the 50s shehhrbddh)
His selection process would be merely based off the analogy of: If you kissed him on the cheek, and the lipstick will visibly transfer and really noticeable, it’s perfect. He loves making it known that he is yours and let everyone know that you’ve been kissing him prior (and to also rub in the fact to reiner that hes in a relationship and hes not). He decides to give them to you on the day you were all getting your photos taken for the history books as ambassadors. Initially, you try to turn them down, not because you hate them but because they seem so elegant and seem fit for a person who is much more put together; given the golden casing of the cosmetics and high quality.
Jean insists and sits you down at a nearby stool/arm chair, kneels in front of you and grabs a shade out of the collection he has been longing to see you in. The box of lipsticks have been with him for so long, giving him time to decide which one he thinks you would look best in. He would do the thing where he holds your chin gently and applies said lipstick onto your lips. When the application is complete, he gives you a small smile as you laugh together. When you guys walk in where everyone else is as they have been all waiting for the both of you, attention is instantly drawn to the dark red on Jean’s cheek and dark red stain on his white collar (how did that get there !!)
This observation is self explanatory as the same hue of red was painted on your lips. Connie being the hype man that he is instantly runs up to Jean, slapping him on the back in a joking sense "Jean-Boy's all grown up aren’tcha!”, showing that regardless of the atrocities you all have seen, Connie is still able to keep up at that funny supportive composure alongside Jean.
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summary - how the aot men make their s/o feel better when they have a headache :(
word count - 643
setting - any (canonverse, modern au, etc)
features - armin, connie, eren, jean, levi, & reiner
genderneutral!reader
warnings - none
a r m i n
tries to keep you entertained. something he hates about headaches is how they always seem to derail your entire day, so when you’re not sleeping, he does his best to make you feel like you’ve accomplished a little something. this is mainly by reading to you in a very quiet voice in a very dark room. he just wants to distract you from the pain and make your day feel a little bit more useful :)) he will also make you drink a shit ton of water, which can be both annoying and effective, but he’s just trying to help and he’ll do whatever else you want as well!
c o n n i e
waits on you hand and foot. frankly, connie has no idea how to help, when he gets headaches, it’s usually because of an injury and he just whines about it until it goes away, but he will do literally anything you ask to make you feel better. he probably asks you a lot how you are feeling or if something is working (he probably asks at inconvenient times, like it might have worked if you had been quiet ;-;) he asks for jean’s advice for sure. he tries to whisper, but his whisper is so loud. you can really tell he’s doing his best though, and 3/5 times he does something super helpful thanks to your instruction!
e r e n
leaves you alone. unlike connie, eren does know how to help (at least he thinks he does) and that is by not interacting with you. you tell this man you have a headache and he’s like:
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it’s not that he’s trying to avoid you, he just figures that there is no better treatment than silence and solitude. he will definitely stay if you want him to, assuming you just want to lay next to him. other than that, he doesn’t really know what to do. if you ask him for a massage, he’d probably be like “am i getting one too??”
j e a n
provides the essential relief package. need to get rid of tension? he’s there to give you a massage or draw you a hot bath (and you better believe he’ll make it a fancy one, he’s got bath salts for you bb). feeling warm already? he’s there with a cool cloth to dab your forehead. whether you want a cuddle buddy or something to eat that’s easy to chew, you better believe jean is on the case. can’t articulate what you need? he boils it down to basics and still manages to help. this man is so whipped, he would punch mikasa if it meant making you feel better. 
l e v i
makes tea. he literally doesn’t know what else to do! though he wouldn’t admit it, levi feels uncharacteristically terrible when you have a headache, like he’s completely useless in the situation. what good is he if he can’t even make his partner feel better when their own body is betraying them? so, he would make you tea, specifically chamomile to help with inflammation and make you sleepy (regardless of your fondness of chamomile), and he would sit in the same room with you silently in case you need anything else. 
r e i n e r
he gets headaches a lot too because he doesn’t sleep well, so he’s definitely good in this situation all around, but his strongest asset is his scalp massages. where he learned his technique, the world may never know, but this man carries the cure in his bare hands. he’ll let you rest in his arms in bed while his fingers gently draw circles over your head, somehow making the pain more manageable. it’s always a very tender moment and you feel better in half the time you usually do.
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akisbrew · 8 months
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Aim mi amor <3<3
Have you ever thought about making some bf jean headcannons ? 🧸
ꕥ some jean kirstein headcanons ꕥ
(these mainly apply to my book): ao3 | wattpad
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ෆ he will always opens the door for you no matter where you are. he’ll get mad if you even lift your hand to attempt to do it yourself. there are no exceptions for this.
ෆ he has a traffic rule. if you are walking on the sidewalk or through a parking lot he will always make sure that you are on the inside of him, the furthest away from the cars.
ෆ any song you show him he will later add it to a private playlist he has when you’re not around that’s titled. her. & it’s everything he can’t listen to the same anymore because of you. sometimes he will go in late night drives just to listen to it.
ෆ when he’s focused on an art piece he won’t let anyone bother him / distract him. he locks his door & hides away with his record player. you are the exception to this fact.
ෆ he will get you flowers just because he saw them & they made him think of you. he always places a fake one inside so the bouquet can never “fully” die.
ෆ picture of you in his wallet, always. in the front clear part for everyone to see.
ෆ jean is stingy with his belongings, someone who doesn’t like to share (only child syndrome). he is mainly this way with the boys but he will always share with you no matter what it is. food, clothes, etc. what’s his is yours. this pisses connie tf off.
ෆ when out on a date at a restaurant & placed in a booth he will always sit on the same side of you. he wants your closeness. needs your closeness.
ෆ he has a thing for your back. when laying in bed with him he will trace across the canvas of it, his fingers painting something invisible. sometimes he will have you guess what he’s tracing. if you guess right, he kisses you there with praise.
ෆ when you stay the night together, he is always the first to wake up. he will always have coffee waiting for you when you finally rise, just how you like it.
ෆ he’s a feminist. women’s rights are just as important as if they were his own.
ෆ he’s absolutely geeked over naruto. an absolute nerd about it. he keeps that to himself though. him & marco would always fight over who was hokage when they were little.
ෆ he will show up randomly at your house sometimes just to see you, even if it’s for ten minutes. you’ll ask him what he’s doing here & he’ll say “oh, i was just in the area so i figured i’d stop by” when in reality he wasn’t anywhere near at all he just wanted to be in your company even for a short while.
ෆ he acts hard and tough, an idgaf attitude, but is truly the most caring most gentle boy in the universe. he is made of love.
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ryusuisloveinterest · 1 month
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Valentine Headcanons about (almost) every fictional character I love 💕 
happy Valentine’s Day to everyone! I hope you know you are appreciated and cared for! Here are some Headcanons on how my fictional crushes would spend Valentine’s Day 💓
featuring: Daiki aomine, Sasuke Uchiha, Takumi Fujiwara, Rindou Haitani, Jean Kirstein, Ryusui Nanami, Spike Spiegel, Hisashi Mistui, Matt Holt, Taehoon Seong, and Damian Wayne
Daiki Aomine:
He’s playing basketball 💀
You’re 100000% sure he forgot what today was because when you gave him a handmade lunch AND a net for catching bugs he just stares at it like “what is this for?”
So as you sadly sit on the bench watching him play
But then he falls idiot
You sigh and walk over to him. “You ok Daiki?”
He groans and kneels with a bracelet in his hand blushing
“H-happy Valentine’s Day…”
You’re speechless. Only for a short moment of course, you quickly begin laughing your ass off
“W-what’s so funny?! Damn Kise telling me to do dumb shit…”
“I love it Daiki! Where’d you get it?” 
“S-satski taught me…”
This man has the largest amount of pride but will always throw it aside for you!
Sasuke Uchiha:
You both would either stay home or be somewhere private 
You both have this secret spot in the woods that you guys have been going to ever since you were kids
So it’s no surprise on your 15th valentines together that’s where the two of you would be
With the little snacks and dinner entrees the both of you made to surprise each other and the nice lighting and river it was perfect
This is also the time he’s most vulnerable with you; kissing your hands, neck, cheek, arms, and of course your lips ;)
He whispers sweet things in your ear and tells you how he’s never loved like this and won’t with anyone else 
“You’re my everything (y/n). I look at you and see a future brighter than all the stars out tonight.”
It’s safe to say he only and will only ever love you
Takumi Fujiwara:
You’ve always went on Tofu runs when you could with Takumi, and it was no different for Valentine’s Day 
When he arrives at your house he’s standing there with a small bouquet 
“Is there anything you want to do today?” He asks you as he drives to the hotel
You shake your head. “It doesn’t really matter as long as I’m with you!”
He can’t help but smile
When he’s done with the deliveries he pulls into a parking lot in front of Lake Akina 
“Can w-we just sit here for a while then? I really just want to be with you.”
You smile at him and lean your head as close as you can to his shoulder. “I’d love that Takumi.”
Rindou Haitani:
Rindou takes you dancing
You both love to dance so it was a win
But of course after that he takes you home
You both cuddle on each other and watch random movies
Rindou has the finest liquor out and the sweetest chocolate and all your other favorite sweets 
He kisses up and down your shoulder as you sit in his lap holding one of his hands
“You’re mine (y/n). And you’re gonna be for my next valentine and the one after that…”
Jean Kirstein 
He cooks for you!
He makes you sit there patiently while he scrambles around creating the perfect meal
“Jean, i don’t mind helping you. I think it’ll be a lot easier if-“
“I got this (y/n)! Just sit there and look beautiful! Tell me about your day. You know I love to hear your voice.”
After he’s FINALLY done cooking, you dine together in the not so fancy living area, but the both of you don’t care
Jean did his best to clean up and set the sweet, loving tone and that’s all that matters to you.
“I love you (y/n). Thank you for making me so happy.”
Ryusui Nanami:
This man goes all out💀
As soon as you wake up it’s the most perfect breakfast in bed
He has to leave to work but literally leaves you his black card to treat yourself and constantly has people arriving with beautiful flowers every 5 minutes
He comes back for lunch and talks to you
“Has your valentines been well? I’ll make sure that you have the best day ev-“
“I really like all the things Ryusui really i do, but…I just really want to spend time with you…”
He pauses
Then calls in like it’s nothing!
The rest of the day is the two of  you lay in bed together and act all cutesy!
“I’m glad you’re my valentines dear. It’s been one amazing day.”
Spike Spiegel:
This broke man does his best I’ll give him that
He buys you flowers and takes you to a pretty nice restaurant. Nothing too fancy but it’s nicer than you normally go to
He lets you order first and gets him something small, which is weird for this man
You both talk for hours the waitstaff is so annoyed
After you two are FINALLY done you both walk back to the Bebop
“Why did you eat so little Spike? You’re normally chowing down!”
He chuckles and keeps walking, “wasn’t that hungry.”
“Come on spike, we’re practically married, I can tell when you’re lying!”
He sighs and mumbled something 
“What?”
“I wanted to make sure I had enough money for you to eat…”
You stop in your tracks
“Spike…”
You kiss him lovingly 
“Thank you Spike. I love you so much.”
He smiles, “ditto.”
Hisashi Mitsui
You’re probably his first valentines tbh
He waits at a cafe with flowers in his hand
When you show up he’s bright red. You’re not even wearing and saying anything spectacular he’s just so nervous lol
You sit next to each other and talk snack and laugh about everything and anything 
After the cafe you head to the park
And after that you go to little stores you see along the way
Mitsui buys you a stuffed animal you were looking at and you bought him a chain necklace he glanced at
It was a really great valentines, especially since it was first
“T-thanks for being my valentine (y/n). I’m glad i get to spend it with you.”
Matt Holt:
He makes this super cool heart shaped projector thing!
He hands you this heart 
It rises shifts into being a projector that displays all of your favorite memories together
It shows the new inductee dance and how the two of you jumping around without a care in the world
Then it shows a lazy night of the both of you “studying” for an exam as the camera zooms into Matt’s face and your giggles from behind the camera
And one of your favorite memories of all, your day at the beach together. Throwing water at each other, making sand castles, resting you head in his shoulder as the sun goes down 
“Matt…this is beautiful… I-I’m speechless…!”
“It’s alright.” He begins, “I know what you’re gonna say. I love you too.”
Taehoon Seong
Mans has no idea what to do
He acts like he doesn’t care as Hansu tries to give him ideas but really he’s terrified of messing something up
So when the day comes you hear a knock on the door you’re surprised to see a nicely dressed Taehoon with a rose in his hand
“Happy Valentine’s Day idiot.”
You smile and kiss his cheek. “Thank you Tae Tae!”
You Motion for him to come in
When he does there’s a nice breakfast for two in the dining room
“I know you don’t like to go out Tae, so I thought we could stay in for the day.”
Oh my gosh that sounds perfect
“Heh, I guess so. At least I’m with you.”
Damian Wayne:
Spoils you with acts of service 
As soon as you wake up you’re greeted with the smell of a nice breakfast in the dining room 
Then you sit in bed as he feeds you chocolate cover strawberries, watching silly movies and drawing pictures for each other 
At the end of the day he prepares a bath for the both of you
You wash each other not like that weirdos and you even blow some bubbles at him
When it’s finally time to sleep he massages your back and whispers about how much he loves you 
Then of course you fall asleep on his chest as he holds you
“Goodnight beloved. I hope you understand how much I love you.”
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mayariviolet · 1 month
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AOT Men That Are Hozier-coded.
ft. Armin and Jean.
summary: Horny and pathetic. ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO YOU.
cw: slightly suggestive themes under the cut. religious guilt, specifically Catholic or Christian beliefs… obviously (y’all know me atp).
a/n: Someone who can write smut comfortably please write an armin x reader OR jean x reader fic to the tune of:
‘Take me to Church’ and ‘It Will Come Back,’ by Mr. Andrew Hozier Byrne. PLEASE
THEY ARE SO HOZIER CODED! I’m just rambling rn because I think I’m ovulating falling in love with them again. Maybe I will turn this into a series where I associate artists with certain characters… I don’t know. Also I didn’t edit this… I will do it later.
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“My church offers no absolutes
She tells me, "Worship in the bedroom"
The only Heaven I'll be sent to
Is when I'm alone with you
I was born sick, but I love it
Command me to be well.”
LIKE TELL ME THATS NOT ARMIN… HE WOULD SO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT WANTING SOMEONE SO BADLY THAT ITS BORDERLINE SINFUL. BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY HE WOULDN’T CARE!
HE WANTS TO BE RALLIED AND HELD TO A HIGH STANDARD OR JUDGED BY SOMEONE HE REVERES BC HE WANTS TO BE CHALLENGED. LORD HAVE MERCY. HE WOULD BE THE KIND OF DUDE TO HAVE IMPROMPTU RELATIONS IN A CONFESSIONAL. SURE HE WOULD FEEL GUILTY BUT IT WOULD BE SO GOOD IN THE MOMENT! HE WOULD PROBABLY THINK HE FOUND SALVATION WITH YOU UNDERNEATH HIM. Impromptu, ‘Wrong use of a rosary.’
He probably sang in the choir or played the piano and just decided to drag you to church one day. Not in a:
‘I’m going to convert you’-way.
More like,
‘Look at this thing I’m proud of!’-way.
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“Don't let it in with no intention to keep it
Jesus Christ, don't be kind to it
Honey, don't feed it, it will come back.”
THIS IS SO JEAN BC THIS BOY IS A MUNCH!!!
I AM TIRED OF PRETENDING HE ISN’T.
He is so pathetic in a way that is just so satisfying for both of you. THIS MAN LOVES YOU IN EVERY SENSE OF THE WORLD AND IS SO ANNOYING ABOUT IT. ESPECIALLY AT THE END OF THE SONG WHEN HOZIER SAID
“Don’t you hear me howling babe?”
HE IS CALLING FOR YOU! AGHHH!
If ever he got in a fwb type of situation I feel like Jean would jokingly say,
“Don’t fall in love with me.” and you’d be like, “Okay? I wasn’t planning to…”
BUT THEN HE WOULD BE ALL POUTY AND TAKE IT ALL BACK WITH SOMETHING LIKE,
“Wait no I lied please fall in love with me-”
So when you do finally fall in love it’s kind of a:
“Last chance to back out because once we do this with emotion there’s no turning back.”
MORE OF A WARNING FOR YOU BECAUSE HE LOVES SO DEEPLY.
Jean would literally not be one to go to Church because he doesn’t believe in God or a higher power. He’s open to talking about it though especially if you are. But if he could choose to worship something or dedicate his life to it would be YOU.
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(Me after writing this…)
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a/n: I have no idea why I’m so feral lately. Nor, why I keep writing head canons at like three am… I’m gonna finish editing the first chapter of my Geto fic tomorrow. Hopefully upload it by Saturday!
I should also clarify that I was literally raised Catholic.
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© Please do not copy or replicate my work. Inspiration is appreciated, but credit properly! ♡
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mommypieck · 8 months
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⌗︙・hockey player jean ⸜⸜・
hockey player jean wants to show u how strong he is all the time. so it's not surprise that he lifts you up as soon as the door closes. he captures your mouth in his, tongue sliding over yours. he's desperate but also so gentle. he has his hands resting on your butt, squeezing evetytime you moan into his mouth.
"jean, i want you." you whine into his mouth, trying to rub your butt against the erection poking into your ass. you smiles into the kiss as he swings you over his shoulder.
"what are you doing?" you yell at him with a laugh. you see that he swiftly pulls his pants down, enough to free his cock. your skirt is already hiked up by the way you're laying over his shoulder to he just pulls your panties to the side. he tosses you again so that your legs are wrapped against his torso. his cock enters you with one swift slide, burying himself deep inside of you. you scream out when you feel the tip of his cock hit your cerwix.
"shhh, you have to be quiet." he coos, bouncing you up and down on his cock. you feel like a rag doll in his arms. he doesn't let you do anything because of how much control he has over you right now. a whine of his catches you of guard and you look at him looking at the place your bodies collide. you chuckle at the noise, he's such a big guy who manhandles you easily, but still whines at the sight of his cock sliding inside of you.
"i need to cum." he whimpers and you nod your head in agreement. you cum at the same time, his filling you up to the brim. he sets you down, noticing his cum running down your legs.
"you think you can still cheer for me?" he asks as he tries not give attention to the stain in front of your cheerleader dress. it's good for him teammates to see that you're his.
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jeankirsteinsgrlfrnd · 4 months
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husband!! jean kirstein headcanons
- always ‘my wife this, my wife that’
- absolutely said ‘sorry babe i’m not an emotional kind of guy i won’t cry on our wedding day’ but busted out the waterworks as soon as he saw you
- also could not get through his vows clearly
- wanted to do the trend of freezing the wedding cake to share on every anniversary
- tells you ‘happy anniversary baby’ on every single anniversary ‘we’ve been married for one month!’
- got you the exact ring you wanted and made sure his band matched yours
- had a very intimate, well throughout proposal- something special for both of you
- made sure you had your nails done before the proposal (he’s always thinkin ahead)
- holds your hand and always plays with your ring
- plays with his ring when lost in deep thought/thinking really hard
- totally carried you into bed after the wedding
- watched you get just a lil too drunk at the reception but had so much fun
- was never really big into the concept of marriage but you had changed his mind
- absolute bomb wedding night sex. honeymoon sex all weeeek baby
click HERE for my jean kirstein x reader fanfiction. will be a slow burn with topics of grief, death, drugs, alcohol, sex!!, mental illness, eating disorders, etc. i hope you enjoy babies <3
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jeankirsteinsgirl · 7 months
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hii you're doing requests?? how about hc/drabbles or whatever about cowboy Jean? 💕💕
of course love!
Cowboy Jean HCs
CW: cowboy jean, country coded, fem reader, slight nsfw, drunk sex, mention of alcohol, MDNI!!
A/N: this will hopefully be the first of many requests i answer because i’m a lot less busy now so i will be answering as many requests as possible!!
- So he acts all tough right
- but he’s down bad for you
- King of wearing jeans allll the time kinda annoying like does he have any other clothes??
- super hot when he’s all dirty from working all day and he’s all sweaty 🤭🤭
- STRONG from working all the time around the farm, can lift super heavy, has super strong hands and arms and don’t get me started on his back muscles
- takes his shirt off when it gets too hot outside for him to be in his flannel and he’s ripped ugh
- Super charming it’s annoying always calling saying “yes ma’am” “baby” “darling”
- never misses the chance to compliment you “looking good in those shorts gorgeous. Put ‘em on just for me?”
- Somehow smells good even though he’s dirty all the time. smells like tobacco and vanilla
- smokes all the time even though you told him it’s bad for him but you can’t lie it’s hot when he takes long drags while staring at you
- such pretty eyes omg. they’re such a contrast from his tough manly cowboy aesthetic
- such pretty brown doe eyes and long lashes that just stare into your soul and the way he looks at you omg
- always insists on picking you up even when you have a car and can drive yourself
- picks you up in his old rusty pick up truck that he got from his dad that’s super loud you can hear it pulling up from a mile away
- keeps his hand on your thigh the whole time he’s driving and rubs little circles into your thigh subconsciously bc he loves touching you
- chivalrous king
- opens every door for you and motions with his hand while he watches you walk through
- refers to you as “his girl” when talking about you to anyone
- loves when you wear his clothes, he thinks it’s so cute watching you walk around in his flannels
- loves when you give his clothes back because they smell like you
- gets flirted with all the time unfortunately. all the girls in your hometown have a huge crush on jean and we’re so mad when he got with you
- but he constantly reassures you you are the only one he wants and he would never even consider being with anyone else
- acts all cocky and confident but is secretly so obsessed with you and would do anything for you
- pays for everything ofc he’s a gentleman and gets upset of you offer to pay bc only pussies let their girls pay for things
- his breath smells soooo good and he tastes good too bc he’s always chewing gum or drinking whiskey
- secretly so romantic and that side of him comes out when you’re hooking up
- would kiss every inch of your body to show how much he loves you and that he thinks you’re the most beautiful person alive
- constant praise and compliments “how you’re so fucking perfect” “my pretty girl” “such a good girl for me aren’t you?”
-still a little cocky in the bedroom bc he’s good and he knows it
- you can feel his muscles flexing under your fingers while you scratch your nails into his back
- biggest dick you’ve ever seen lmao
- a good 7-8 inches but it’s thick
- focuses on your pleasure first ofc
- makes you cum multiple times until he’s satisfied
- stretches you out with his fingers to prepare you for his cock bc he wants you to be able to take all of him
- god his fingers are long and rough with callouses and he hits every spot perfectly he knows exactly how to make you cum for him
- “that’s it baby, does that feel good huh? You gonna cum for me already?” while he kisses all down your body
- drunk sex constantly bc he def likes going to the bar and drinking on his porch
- wants you to sit on his lap while he’s drinking on the porch and gets all pouty and upset of you say no :(
- puts his arm around you anytime you walk around any other guys bc he’s sooooo possessive and needs them to know that you’re his
- make out sessions all the time
- would be like “cmon baby just give me a little kiss” then has you moaning into his mouth for him with his hands all over you
- was super cocky before you were dating, he knew you had a huge crush on him and would use that to his full advantage
- would tease you as much as possible, taking his shirt off in front of you on purpose, running his fingers through his hair, rolling his tongue in his cheek while staring at you, looking you up and down constantly
- heavy sleeper lol and accidentally rolls on top of you all the time
- loves cuddling you and borderline smothering you in his arms
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sednas · 1 year
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If you still write for Jean could you p l e a s e give us some filth
OF COURSE I still write for jean I will always write for him
pairing: jean kirstein x afab!reader
tw: NSFW, kinda bratty!reader, fingering
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jean's hands were big. twice as big as yours. before you two started dating he had already done the famous "let's compare our hand sizes" trope
he was smirking like a schoolboy when his whole hand engulfed yours, and just like that you realized how big he was in general
you tried your best to look unimpressed, your palm getting a bit sweaty because of his golden gaze on you
"mmmh they're not that big actually." you shrugged your shoulders.
you didn't expect his smirk to widen, and for some reason it made your cheeks feel hot
"we'll see about that."
it was definitely a threat.
you were sure he intended to do so since that conversation. he wanted to be knuckles deep into your cunt ever since you said his hands were not that big. your back pressed against his chest, one of his arm wrapped around your waist so you couldn't escape, he had barely started playing with you and you were a mess already. massaging spots you didn't even know you had, his long fingers kept entering your pussy, making your thighs tremble and your toes curl.
"still think they're not that big love?"
you shook your head no but you kept grinding against his hand, trying to reach friction your needy clit desperately needed. his long hair was tickling the sides of your face, his mouth occasionally kissing and licking your cheeks and your neck, making you squirm in his hold.
"mmmh still not that big..." you weakly said, your eyes lowering to see how his two long fingers were disappearing into your cunt.
"you're such a brat." he chuckled, accelerating the thrust of his fingers, finally giving the stimulation your clit wanted with his thumb.
you whined his name, back arching against his chest and he smirked, the obscene sounds of your wet pussy echoing in the room. his other hand made its way to your face, slipping three of his fingers inside your open mouth with no warning, making you choke slightly. you moaned around them, abruptly cumming as he kept rubbing your sweet spot.
"at least your pussy's honest. look at my hands, they're soaked." he said, lifting his hands to your face for you to see them through your half-lidded eyes.
as you rode your high out, his hands ran over your body, leaving wet marks on your skin. he squeezed your tits and pinched your nipples and you trembled in his grip. his touch was rough and soft at the same time, gentle but bordering on cruel, squeezing your skin a little tighter than he should, as if he was getting carried away by the way you responded to his caresses.
"that's it my love, just breathe and relax, I've got the whole night to make you admit it."
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toadallyspice · 3 months
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Jean loves to spoil you for the holidays, but his favorite part of the season is knowing that your favorite gift is always the one he makes for you by hand.
In the past he’s given you paintings, mosaics, and handmade jewelry. This year, he started taking pottery classes.
You think he’s out for a boy’s night with Marco and Connie who are covering for him, but in reality he’s perfecting his skill late at the studio, making sure your gift is the best thing he’s crafted yet.
He had to change out of his clothes and wear just an apron over his boxers to make sure he didn’t come home covered in clay, ruining the surprise.
He shivers as a draft wafts through the studio, but his cheeks flush and he’s filled with warmth as he imagines your face lighting up with love and admiration when he hands you a beautifully glazed vase full of your favorite flowers for your handmade gift this year.
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Please feel free to reblog with or comment additional headcanons! :) I love hearing about 2D men, especially Jean 🥰
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