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regulusblock · 9 months

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Regulus: Describe yourself in one word

Barty: Yours.

Regulus, tearing up: Disgusting

Regulus: Say it again

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moondustinfj · 3 months

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*Regulus fake dating Barty to make James jealous*

Barty *in a fake accent* : Regulus, love, you'll have to introduce me

Barty: *wraps his arms around Regulus' neck*

Regulus: Of course. This is James

James *looking between them* : Hi

Barty * taking James' hand* : Sorry, Jim?

James *annoyed*: It's James.

Barty: Jacob? Jacques? Giacomo?

Regulus: James

Barty: Ooooh ok, fancy

James: It was...nice to meet you

Barty: So nice to meet you too Hamish

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not-rab · 1 year

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welcome to the marauders fandom <3

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yourgalgremlin · 3 months

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Barty Manifesting His Future Like:

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jameskinniesrise · 12 days

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and they were roommates *gasp* and they were roommates

but its rosekiller

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kairospy · 7 months

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Regulus Black is a brutally honest pathological liar, in this essay I will-

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rayssion · 7 months

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Barty: rock paper scissors for who gets to pick what we eat tonight.

Evan: Pandora says we are not allowed to play this again.

Barty: why?

Regulus, slowly putting a rock down on the ground: I have no clue.

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hedgehog-troops · 8 days

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✨marauders era characters as text conversations i have had✨:

cw: slightly nsfw, nothing explicit

Barty: you're old as fuck

Regulus: i don't fuck like the old tho

Regulus:

Regulus: i did NOT mean to say that

Barty: (internally hyperventilating)

Barty: WHAT RHE FUCK??

Regulus: *shitshitshit*

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nixnight1 · 4 months

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Rosestarkiller but before Evan:

Regulus: Omg, Barty, there's a stranger in our hot tub

Barty: What?! Who is it?

Regulus: You do know what stranger means, don't you?

Barty looking: Oh my- Oh my god! How long has he been there?

Regulus: I saw him exactly one second before you, you know everything I know

Barty: Okay I'm- I'm calling the aurors

Regulus: I'm getting my wand

Evan stands up, and they both can see his naked chest dripping water:

Barty: Maybe we are overreacting

Regulus: Yeah he could have a very good reason to-

Barty: We should say hello

Regulus: it's only polite

Barty: Okay

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jamespotterbbg · 1 month

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if the marauders (and co) did a 'dress like your type' night, they would've gone all out.

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emmedoesntdomath · 10 months

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barty, loudly clearing his throat and shaking out a VERY long sheet of paper: my dearest reggie

regulus, glancing up: yes?

barty, assuming a strong stance like he’s about to serenade him: my dearest reggie, my starry night, words cannot express my adoration for you, nor my dedication to your side. nay, but I shall attempt anyways. your hair is silky like a really nice pillow, your eyes as deep as a river. your nose was drawn by the gods, and your mouth was painted with a rose.

regulus, turning to barty’s literal boyfriend, eyes wide: you aren’t going to stop him???

evan, barty’s aforementioned literal boyfriend, turning the page in his book: if I stop him now, he’ll just start over

barty, getting louder: YOUR HANDS-

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regulusblock · 9 months

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Regulus: Don't do that. *holds Barty's hands* Don't pluck a flower just to give it to one person.

Barty: But I wanted to make you feel special, c'mon, people usually give flowers to others when they are important!

Regulus: You can give me something else to make me feel this way. *smiles in tiny*

Barty: What, for example?

Regulus: I'll let you think about it.

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doorlene · 10 months

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boss: you're fired.

barty: fine! [hands in weapon and badge]

boss: ... you're a waiter where did you get these

#source: twitter #barty crouch jr.#barty #rosekiller #bartylus #incorrect slytherin skittles #incorrect marauders quotes #marauders era #slytherin skittles

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not-rab · 7 months

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[finding a dead body]

Regulus: How long do you think he’s been down there?

Barty *takes some dust off the skeleton and licks it*:

Barty: I’d say June of ’77

Regulus: You can tell by tasting it?

Barty: No there’s a newspaper next to him

Regulus: Then why’d you lick it?

Barty: C’mon how often do you get to taste a dead guy?

Regulus:

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yourgalgremlin · 1 month

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Regulus to Barty:

“What’s your name again? Beelzebub? Blasphemous Crotch Jr?”

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jiangyanlissidepiece · 4 months

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Favorite thing about Barty’s characterization is that he loves Regulus so unconditionally. Romantic or platonic, he’d follow him anywhere, and I think that’s beautiful.

#marauders era #harry potter #marauders #regulus black #incorrect marauders quotes #barty and evan #barty and regulus #barty crouch jr #slytherin skittles #bartylus #starkiller

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