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little-lovett · 8 months

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now then my friend

now to your

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baked-mota · 4 months

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I read a reddit post the other day where someone asked if they were being a dick somehow and how to fix but turns out they were being asked out the whole time.

What I'm trying to get to is that I think I was propositioned to by a friend (or asked out??????) and I completely missed it.....

#ngl I don't think I'd go for it but bruh u gotta tell me straight up or I think bout it a year later lmaooo #never in my life did I think it'd even happen #I'm not the type of person to be approached so let's just say I'm not experienced enough to understand those nuances #BUT SOMETHING WAS BEING SAID #what the fuck am I supposed to say to “we're in an open relationship”????????#I'm still not getting the full picture #if someone explains thanks in advance #this is fucking funny tho #I'm fucking dead 💀💀💀#baked-mota #high #baked thoughts #420 #drugs tw #friends

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indicamoon · 1 year

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What's the point of snapchatting me when you just leave me on opened?

#text #baked thoughts

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sublimethought · 1 year

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I am not your 3 A.M. bottle of water that quenches your thirst when your throat feels as dry as the Sahara.

I am not the morning cup of coffee you pour and sip in front of the T.V. as the weatherman guesses the chance of rain for the week.

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I am your occasional glass of wine at dinner that follows you to bed.

I am that rich, decadent dessert that you've had on your mind all week.

I am a heavy drag off of a cigarette when your day has been entirely too long.

I am that middle-of-the-night "you up?" text when the feeling of loneliness has become too much to bear.

I am not a daily resource.

I am a sinful indulgence.

#writing #baked thoughts #stoner brain #sex healing #intimacy #connection #writers of tumblr

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wake2bake · 2 years

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I start my new job on Monday. I put my notice in with my current contract and it sooooo sad. I love this company I don't want to leave but this is a FT position that will set my career up for the next 5 years. But still I'll miss the comfort of my old team. I hate to leave when they gave me a shot.

#baked thoughts #new beginnings #job change

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blazed-fowl · 6 months

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Wow.

I've really been fortunate enough that I am capable and able to become a friend to my coworkers and that they're genuine people I like.(important because I am incredibly picky with friends as I believe everyone should)

#blazed fowl #baked thoughts #friends #friendship

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inkskinned · 1 year

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probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

#this is true #writeblr #warm up #relatedly for some reason one of our Favorite Jokes #amongst the Siblings #is like - ''this is so good u will love it''#while we are reacting to something we OBVIOUSLY find viscerally disgusting #like we will be actively retching and be like ''nooooo it's so good''#to the point that i sometimes get nervous if someone outside my family is like oh u should try it its good #(obvi we never force each other to eat anything. we are all just curious birds and #like. we're GONNA try the new thing.)#edit to answer why we had so much vanilla:#my mom is a very good cook and we LOVE to bake. so she just had a lot of staples in the house.#it's one of those things that's like. have u ever continuously thought ''ah i should get butter im probably out''#even tho u are not out of butter. so u end up with like 5 years of butter.#my mom would do that in a costco but like with vanilla extract #to be fair we WERE always using WAY TOO MUCH bc we were kids #so like she was right to stock up #ps. yes we were VERY sick after this lol i just didn't want to include it in the post in case ppl had an ick about that #u can tell it's real bc we knew "oh no we fucked up that's too much vanilla to waste'' but our reaction was to just. keep drinking it #> sibling understanding that vanilla extract isn't free > knowledge mother doesnt mind if we use it for milkshakes #> sibling choice to maybe get in a loophole of ''not wasting it'' if we drink it bc that's the same as using it (not throwing it out)#listen bud i was like 13 and my sister was like 9 #when my mom discovered this we. got in. A LOT. of trouble. a lot of it. a LOT of it.#3rd edit bc i guess it isn't clear - i am 1 of my brother's 2 little sisters #i am the middle child #out of all the ways i have had to explain a post before being like ''did u forget a middle child can happen'' is my favorite

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seaquestions · 5 months

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this is getting dangerous, wouldn't you say?

[ID: a black & white painting of a man smoking in a bathtub & a robot sitting on the edge of the tub, tucking the man's hair behind his ear. the man's eyes are obscured by the robot's arm. he also has his hand on one of the robot's thighs. End ID]

#illustration #robot #personal art #artists on tumblr #niksartstuffs #nyaaaaahh i finally finished this piece!!!! bet you thought you'd never see this one again huh #mmn. im hungy now i havent eaten since i woke up but its ok i got fish baking in the oven rn

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hallieishighagain · 9 months

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glad to see the character is baked too

#baked thoughts #too high for this #scott the ant man #existential thoughts

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manchesterau · 5 months

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