#bahahahahah I love him

[cosmicbash]

I saw this too late :’( but aren’t Em’s boobs in those pics just MWAH? Cant you imagine a very enthusiastic Kelly trying to convince Marshall to get a nipple piercing and mister grumpy grandpa Mathers just getting absolutely appalled and horrified by that request. Then maybe Colson finds him looking up online sex shops for nipple clamps.

(((I just found this sitting unposted in my drafts????? and its good?? so why didnt i ever hit post??))

Em's boobs just looked so squeezable 😩😩

I envy that guy who copped a feel after Em teased him over their neverending handshake.

If only that could be ME

Also you are NEVER TOO LATE to say ANYTHING about Ems tits in an ask. That IMMEDIATELY revives my artistic spirit. I need those tits like water bby and I know kells would too.

Also nipple piercing em is 😏🥴🥴

So. Ahem

TittyTitTittyTitTittyTitTransitionTit

They've been laying in Colson's bed bickering over it for at least a half hour. Their once content not!snuggling and casual body exploration falling apart completely in favor of an argument.

"Come on, just one little hoop-"

"Ha!"

"It doesn't even hurt that bad I swear babe-"

Marshall's next snort sounds almost gutteral with how hard he holds back another mocking fit of laughter. "Doesn't even hurt- yeah, cuz a literal needle jabbing through one of the most sensitive spots on my body to rip flesh out and make a hole is like playing patty cake-"

"Oh come on, when you word it all fucking extra like that of course it'll sound bad- look-" Colson knew feeling offended was a little stupid but he has never let being stupid stop him before. "If anyone between the two of us has a more accurate pain scale for piercings do you really think its the one that has a single set of pierced ears? Hm? Or maybe the dude with like a dozen-"

This time Marshall did laugh openly at him, tone shifting over to a properly annoyed one.

"Really? Your pain scale is super fucking skewed Colson! How many times this year did you smash literal bottles and shit over your head? Divebomb off a stage to bust your ribs? Sleep through nasty tattoo spots? Don't you dare try and act like I'm being a pussy over nothing."

It's out of Colson's mouth before he can stop himself. His childish selfish wants completely winning out in a "Pftt, well you totally are."

Regret wells up just as fast in him as the anger does in Marshall's eyes. His semi comfortable spot sat over the other man's lap rapidly upseated in a flurry of fast movement. "Fuck you."

"Fuck. Em, come on-" Colson knows when he's stuffed his foot in his mouth and this is definitely one of the worser times. He should have been more mindful of the tension already present, or of his partners ever denied sensitivity to such subject. But the match is lit under Marshall's fire now.

"Some of us don't have a pile of pills or gallons of alcohol to hide behind everytime we go out and fuck our body up some more you know-"

And there it is. The always accurate defensive jab off Marshall's sharp tongue.

It hurts more this time than Colson expects it to. Maybe because he knows he deserves it for pressing and trying to guilt trip the other rapper. And maybe because he knows by now he really should be getting his shit together so the other man doesn't have such an easy diss to throw his way.

To their credit though, he can see a flash of regret pass over Marshall's face too as soon as it comes out.

Not that it stops the brunette from getting dressed any further, or slows his obvious escape.

"I'm--" sorry. Colson can almost hear it. See the word curl and shape on Marshall's lips, but the anxiety further up in blue eyes prevents it. They both know it wont allow it to come out. So another exasperated noise does instead, hands flying up to rake through the rare hatless head before Marshall is moving again. Sweats yanked up and feet thankfully left bare.

"It's my fucking nipple you asshole."

And then he's gone. Out of Colson's room without another outburst. Off to lick his wounds or more so, allow Colson to lick his own.

A few months ago the blonde would have chased after, continued the shouting until it teetered on that scary ledge of physical, their fingers grabbing too tight at eachothers skin, fists shaking, anything to keep Marshall from leaving.

But now? He's learned enough to take note of the shoes in the corner of his room, the discarded kangol, wallet and keys neatly tucked away in the spare nightstand, and so many other little anchors locking Marshall down around the room. It's just space. Space needed to run and cool off somewhere else in the house, prevent a bigger fight. A smart skill Colson should really use more himself.

So he rolls himself over into the warm emptied spot on the bed and waits. Ego wounded and heart a little sore by his own fault.

It only takes an hour for Marshall to come back and even less time than that for Colson to file his horny nipple ring tugging dreams far far away in his mind. An argument decidely NOT for another day or at all if he knows whats best for them.

Keeping Marshall back curled in his bed is obviously whats best. It keeps that gnawing need to drink his sorrows away, and makes the world's edges feel less sharp.

He wants to apologize as soon as he hears the click of the bedroom door, but he manages to bite it back until sock padded feet are thumping softly across his carpet beneath the bed. A rough sounding "Sorry-" leaving his tongue before he even sees Marshall walk into his line of vision. It's the one thing he has on the other man, his ability to actually say the word first, without painful prodding. And he's not going to let go of it no matter how petty he wants to be.

"Don't." The older man is sighing, but in a soft way. It drags his eyes away from the wall finally. The relief he feels just seeing Marshall back standing there in his room quickly replaced by a blip of confusion.

He's got stuff clutched to his chest, a bottle of peroxide, wipes, some plastic packaging. And up further Colson can see how embarrassment is burning his cheeks pink above his dark beard. His expression twisted into one of discomfort.

"Well?"

"Well?" Colson feels even more confused. Marshall is acting like the little bottle in his hand might as well be a bouquet of apology roses and he can't for the life of him figure out why.

"You gonna fucking pierce me or not?" He's chewing the insides of his cheeks. Usually Colson finds this cute but his ears are still ringing from the question. Excitement racing through his veins like gasoline lit by a match.

It's not surprise he practically jumps off the bed. "For real?? For real, for real??" He has to be dreaming, he must've slipped right off into a depression nap at some point while Marshall was gone because there's no way the other man can be serious.

But he is. Hands discarding the clutter of alcohol wipes, peroxide, and clean packaged piercers needles on the bed like it's nothing. "If you're telling me you sat here running your mouth and can't put your money to it now then I'm seriously gonna smack you this time-" Marshall's huffing at him, hands a little shakey while he wrestles off his shirt. "I had to bullshit to your bassist that you were having a manic episode and wanted a new piercing to get all this shit so, don't think you're getting off scott free either. I'm not having those dudes speculate where I let you pierce me if they see you come down without a new one-"

"Oh my god-" Colson still can't grasp reality. He's never won an argument this hard against Em before. Usually his crazy ideas are just whacked back down with a bat. He almost feels like he should cry.

Marshall looks like he wants to as well, but for a different reason. His anxiety visible in the twitchy movements of his hands and the squint of his face. "Please don't tell me you toked your brains out while I was gone-"

"No!" That jerks Colson back to full functionality. His hands moving to grab at the items and heart racing like a horse in his chest. "I-- I just needed a minute to- fuck- to fuckin process that-- you're serious? You're really serious about doing this?"

"Getting less by the second."

God he wants to kiss him. And shit, he does, hand coming up to drag the older rapper down by his neck and seal their mouths together in a firm smooch. Grin breaking their lips apart when he just can't hold back his giggles anymore. "Holy shit, I'm so fucking excited-"

"Shut up." He can feel just how hard Marshall's own heart is galloping when he lets his hand drag down the man's chest after they part. Palm pausing over the hard punch against skin like a magnet. He's certain that's not excitement, which makes it even hotter.

The dudes terrified but still willing to go through with this to please him.

He's gonna suck his dick so hard after they're done. Hell, he'll shove him down on the bed and ride him until sunset. This is a bazillion times better than apology roses.

"You do, uh, know what you're doing right?"

Colson does NOT. But he grins and nods his head anyway. He knows how to give someone a piercing yeah, he's done tons of his own and other peoples. Through the nipple though? That's gonna be a first, but his other hand is already tapping away super fast and discreetly on his phone while he pushes Marshall down to sit in his emptied space on the bed. "I got you baby-" He's gonna wikihow his way through this before anyone changes their mind.

#bahahahahah #and then he jabs Em and Em full on slaps him in the face because it hurts so bad #emgk #asks #i love asks

[ran-orimoto]

If you were to give crests to Zoey and J.P from the og which would you pick and why

Thank Heavens you haven’t asked me about the whole Frontier group because I wouldn’t have been able to write a single word. Maybe I would have said both Takuya and Tomoki would share the Courage Crest, and ,honestly, I won’t hide I’m kinda in the same situation now, because Junpei and Izumi seem so perfect for the same crests as well.

I’d give them a mix of Friendship and Sincerity, because their arcs are two sides of the same coin and also deal with them starting to be more sincere to themselves, more genuine. They have got opposite yet complementary issues about friendship, so that crest spontaneously came up in my mind. However, let’s also talk about the fact their problems were lingering because they derived from a stagnant state in which they stubbornly refused to change or, as far as concerns Junpei, refused to accept they needed to change, pretend there was no need to.

In my opinion, Junpei could also be perfect for Love. No guys, not Knowledge. Junpei is a bad student. He might be kinda wise sometimes and have an academic knowledge, but the very first drama states he becomes a maths genius when he fuses with Bolgmon. Returning to the Love Crest…Yeah. I’m not saying it only because of his crush and devotion for Izumi, but also because this kid really didn’t know what bonding with people truly meant. He couldn’t really open his eyes in front of the fact friendship is one of the many shapes of love. Friendship led by shallow intentions and pursued with, again, shallow methods is nothing without love, which is what Junpei lacked at the beginning of his journey. I’d say Junpei’s path to discovering friendship is something that’s much deeper than what it is for Izumi. Izumi mostly discovers herself and her flaws through her development in DW; Junpei discovers what creating bonds with people, bonds of any nature, is like.

Still, I guess a Love Crest would be interesting for an older Junpei embracing unconditional love tbh. I can personally see him as that kind of person when he’s grown up but don’t mind me🤣💕.

I’l stand with them being a mix of Sincerity and Friendship, yes, -which is hilarious when it comes to the Sincerity side, since both Izumi and Junpei have got a lot of Mimi in their personality-.

Thank you for the ask and sorry for being late💕!

#junpei shibayama #izumi orimoto #digimon frontier #junzumi #tagging it because I talked about it implicitly bahahahahah #OPS #junpei #izumi #anyway Junpei x love will be a fav from now on thank you #he can represent all different forms of love even familiar love when it comes to Tomoki #big bro takuya here and there but have you ever noticed what a dad junpei is to Tomoki #to think Tomoki made him understand he would have liked to have a little bro THEY’RE PRECIOUS #idk he’s adorable my son my saving grace he can be anything like Barbie #💕 Junpei bby #asks

[slvtforfiction]

Jake Webber anything. Seriously anything you write about Jake I will read and love. Smut or fluff.

“I’ve never felt more loved <3”

☆ BAHAHAHAHAH

☆ Yes ofcourse lovely 😭

☆ Jake Webber X Reader

☆ Fluff (suggestive?)

☆ Masterlist

☆ Hey guys! Before anything else I would ask you to request anything you want because I've lost a lot of motivation and it would really help! :D (Please look at pinned post to see if requests are open.)

☆ Creds to @cafekitsune for dividers :)

Me and Jake had been out shopping all day,after I had gotten paid,we went to go get some Christmas presents for friends and family.

Our friends mainly being Johnnie and Tara considering we only really talked with them. Although we did buy some presents for Sam and Colby.

I also got gifts for my other friends that Jake knew about from me talking about them 24/7 and him listening.

I like him listening to me,something he always did and it’s what made me happy,it's the small things <3

I also brought a few things for Jake while he wasn't looking although I had already got him a lot of presents when I saw something that reminded me of him I had to buy it.

We also got gifts for both of our families,who we are seeing on Christmas which makes me excited.

On the way home, we were in Jake’s car as we listened to music playing through the aux device connected to my phone.

I felt something creeping onto my thigh as I looked down I noticed Jake’s hand laced through the fishnets under my skirt,holding onto my thigh.

In response I smiled at him as I admired him.I like small gestures like this,like as if it made a difference but it always made me happy feeling his touch.

"I love you" I whispered to him as I watched his face memorising every feature, every single part of his face was perfect,how?

"I love you too baby" He replied taking his eyes off the road for a moment to smile down at me.

As we reached his house I set down the bags in our room along with the wrapping paper that I love.

I found a very cute, Christmasy,cozy design with a deep red background and golden snowflakes amongst it.

Jake had joined me in our room and everything we had brought was in the corner.

So with everything being,pretty much dealt with he hopped into bed with his arm holding my side.

I leaned into his touch feeling cozy ready to drift off to sleep before I felt Jake kissing down my face before holding himself up above me to get access to my neck.

Although I was tired I allowed it as the hickeys on my neck would be cherished for the next few days before inevitably fading.

But as it progressed he began to tug on my panties asking for consent.

"Uh-I'm really sorry if I've lead you on or anything baby but I'm really tired right now and I just want to cuddle really I don't want to- you know,I'm really really sorry though I swe-" before I continue rambling he cut me off with a kiss to my forehead as he pulled me into a hug.

I was so confused.

"You're not mad at me?" I asked him

"No baby, if your not going to enjoy it and just don't want to have sex right now, it's not a requirement I promise,I'm glad you told me,don't be sorry love."

He replied as he played with my hair.

I smiled to myself as I lied on top of him putting my arms around his waist as he put his hands on the small of my back.

I've never felt more loved <3

#spotify #smut #song #romance #cute #fluff #colby brock smut #sam and colby #sam and colby fluff #colby brock #jake webber fluff #jake webber smut #jake webber #jake webber x reader #jakewebber

[radio-navlee]

Lee hobie and ler Miguel? Maybe where hobie has stole something of Miguel’s and hidden it so he tickles the location out of him

No wait why do I love that so much?

This was actually so fun to write, like what(^○^)

Lee Hobie, Ler Miguel

(TW swearing and tickles,)

“It was just ther-“ Miguel sighed, “what was just there?” Hobie chimed in, appearing out of nowhere. Miguel jumped a bit at the sudden response, assuming he was alone.

“My gizmo. It was just here.”

“Your gizmo?” Hobie chuckled at the name

“I would’ve called something much better, How about something like, ‘Miguel’s a fuckin idiot’”

Miguel turned to him with a frown. Hobie smirked at him and sat down on the swivel chair in the room.

———————————————

It may have taken Miguel a little longer to figure out who took the missing gizmo, and by a little to longer I mean 4 days, but as he was putting the pieces together he figured it out.

“Hobie..” he growled,

Miguel turned around to find him sitting in the same swivel chair he sat in when he stole the gizmo.

“I heard my name?” Hobie said

“where did you even come in from?”

“Why do you wanna know? Don’t you enjoy having me here?” Hobie smiled

“What? No I- never mind, did you take my gizmo?” Miguel asked

“You mean the ‘Miguel is a fuckin idiot’ device?” Hobie joked.

Miguel’s eyebrows angered at Hobie. Hobie was known not to take thing seriously, or even just avoid them entirely. So when Miguel is trying to get words out of him he won’t budge, like a heavy bolder, nothing will come out.

“Sorry let me rephrase it, Did you STEAL my gizmo or not?”

“So what if I did? I would never tell you.” Hobie responded

Just then Miguel lunged at Hobie and they both tumbled around for a few seconds before Miguel had him pinned on the floor.

“I’m going to ask you again, Did you steal something I own?” Miguel asked,

“….” No reposed, just a calm stare

Miguel leaned closer down to Hobies left ear and whispered,

“Did you steal my gizmo or not?” Just then Miguel was interrupted by small giggles coming from Hobies mouth.

“KPFT-hehahah!” Hobie laughed trying to scrunch his neck as much as possible.

“This is not a laughing matter!”

“Ihihihit tihihklehehes!!” Hobie gestured to his ear where Miguel whispered into.

“Ohh, so you’re ticking, huh?” Miguel teased wiggling his figures into the punks belly

“ACK- Waiahahaht!! Tickle me and your dea-HEAHAHAD!!” Hobie threatened, (turns out he was all bark no bite tho)

“My god you’re the most ticklish person I know!” Miguel said as he moved from his midsection down to his hips

“ILL FUHUHHAHUCKING KIHIHIHILL YOOOHAHAHAHAH!!!” Hobie barked out

“Sure you will!” Miguel laughed as he stop letting Hobie lie their limp,

“Lyla!” Miguel whispered

“Huh”

“scan him for me real quick? I promise this is important!”

“Fun, on what?”

“you know?” Miguel wiggled his fingers

“ohhhh yeah totes!” A orange screen popped up in front of him listing all of Hobies spots, he was so done for!

“oh wow, that’s more than I expected?”

“What’s more than you expected, Bitch” hobie growled

“what was that?” Miguel asked confidently,

“Did you call me a bitch?” Just then Miguel started to squeeze his knees

“HMPF- BAHAhahahah!!” Hobie threw his head back in laughter, kicking his legs around trying to get Miguel’s hands off him

“Has anybody told you you have an adorable laugh?” Miguel teased digging his other hand back into his hips

“NAHAHAH!! WAAHAHAHAITTTT!!!”

“You’ve asked me to wait a lot today, and yet I’ve never waited, what makes you think I’m gonna wait now?” Miguel talked out loud

“Alright, I’ll give you some time to breath” Miguel smirked,

“Tell me where you hid my stuff,”

“what?”

“My stuff? My gizmos?”

“Ohhh,”

“so? You gonna tell me or no?” Miguel asked squeezing his hips as a warning

“okAhahHA! Ok ok I’ll tehehell you!!”

“good”

“I took it and hid it in the cafeteria, then somebody picked it up, they threw it away, and then I left,” Hobie said, Hobie stayed tense on part where he knew he messed up and he knows what will happen to him

“They threw it away?”

“…yea?”

“Oh my god” Miguel sighed,

“waitwaitwaitwaitWAITWAITWAIT WAIT!!” By then it was to late, Miguel was both squeezing his knees and tickling anywhere he could get his hands around.

“PLEAHAHAHAA!! PLE-AHHAHA!!” Hobie tried to wriggle out underneath him but Miguel had him tight.

“Apologize, now” Miguel demanded

“WHYHIHIHI THE FUHAHAHCK WOULD I DOHOHOHO THAHAHAHT”

“We could do this all day! My schedule is open for anything Hobert”

“DONT CAHAHAHALL ME THAHAHAT!!” Hobie screamed, turning a bit red from the embarrassing name

“just say sorry man”

“OHOHOKAAY!! OHOHAHAKAY!! IM SORRY IM SOHOHARYY IM SAAHAORRY!!!” As quickly as those words left Hobies mouth the tickling stopped.

Hobie was left panting on my floor, as Miguel got off him and stood watching him catch his breath.

“yohohour fucking… ehevil!” Hobie said taking breaths in between words

“You’re fucking ticklish!” Miguel argued

Miguel may not have gotten his gizmo back but he definitely found a way to get Hobie back.

Alright that’s all boo boos!! Idk why it took so long but here’s your meal(*^ω^*)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

#tickle #tickles #tickle fluff #sfw tickling community #tword community #lee!hobie #ler!miguel #atsv tickle #across the spiderverse tickle #spiderverse tickle #hobie brown fluff

[christopher-bangnaldoskzz]

Could you maybe write about y/n and jeongin showering together after a long, tiring day but SMUT…..

Loved your last fanfic about Jeongin.

Hi, my love. I’m sorry this is sooooooo late. I’ve been procrastinating, lol I honestly have no idea what to write Jeogin is always so hard to write for because he’s like sooo young for me bahahahahah. I know he’s a grown man, but he’s just a baby to me, lol. 

Jeongin x FEMALE Reader 

Word count: 1k

Genre: SMUTTTT 

Summary: When you come home from work to the most amazing husband

Warnings: But stuff lol, unprotected sex, fingering, eat out of course sex is a little rough not sure what you think rough sex is lol. if you are not 18+ then JOG ON

Taglist: @9900z @daceydeath (Please let me know if you would like to be added or taken off my tag Lists)

“Hi, Honey,” you say as you close the door behind you. Jeongin comes out from the kitchen, kissing your cheek as he swings the tea towel over his shoulder. 

“How was work, my love” he smiled as he started to walk back to the kitchen to finish prepping for dinner. 

“Omg….you don’t even want to know…it was the most infuriating day I’ve had yet,” you say, running your fingers through your hair. Jeongin immediately stops what he is doing, “should I start a bath then,” he said, throwing the tea towel onto the bench.

“Only if you join me” you walk with him to the bathroom, where he turns on the bath water. 

“I’ll be back in. Just going to turn off the oven… how knows how long we will be” you weren’t sure what he had planned for you; however, it got you all gitty on the inside. 

You start to undress when Jeongin walks back in “oh good. I was scared I would miss the best part” he walks over and cups your face kissing your smashed lips. 

“Sorry, I just really wanted to do that”, he was the sweetest. You had never felt so loved. He got undressed and hopped in the nice soapy bath “okay honey. This should be the perfect temperature” you liked your baths steamy. 

You hop in between his legs with your back facing him, and you lean back so your head is on his shoulders. “This is so nice….thank you, Jeongin” you smile up at him as he wraps his arms around your naked stomach. 

“You mean everything to me,” he says as he leans down and kisses you intimately. He starts to draw on your stomach as the kiss heats up. You slowly pull your hand up out of the warm water to adjust his jaw so you can deepen the kiss. 

His hand travels down your stomach to just above your pelvic bone. He pulls back “let me take care of you, pleases” you nod your head as you pull him back down for a kiss. His fingers were massaging your clit. You moaned into his mouth, “I love you” now, Jeongin doesn’t say those words to you very often, so when he does, you know I’m that moment means a lot to him. 

“I love you too,” you say, kissing him as he continues to massage your clit, applying just enough pressure. 

“Mmmm, right there, baby,” you say between kisses. You reach below and start to jerk him off. 

“This was supposed to be about you”, he giggled as he pulled away. 

“Well, I’ve decided we both need distressing,” you say, hopping up and out of the bath. You take Jeongins hand. You pull Jeongin towards the bed. 

“Wait, we are still wet” he was such a worry wart sometimes. 

“How cares? Did you want to fuck or not?” You say, pushing him onto the bed. Jeongin says nothing as you climb on top of him. You spread your vagina lips on his shaft, grinding your body up and down. 

“You’re 100% right. Who cares” you know he only agreed with you because of the pleasure he was experiencing. 

“Do you want me to fuck your brains out, baby” you whisper into his ear. 

“Yesss…please”, he moaned. You run your hands up his body to his neck. While you slide his penis inside you, you lightly choke him “you like that, huh?” He nods as you release. 

“I love it when you choke me”, he moans. You grab his neck one more time as you leave to kiss him, bobbing up and down on his cock. You release one more time Jeongin gasps for air. “Please, Y/N…I want to come on your tits,” he moans. 

You hop off his cock “you can do me from behind if you like,” you smile while crawling into doggie style. Jeongin grins and slaps your ass shoving his face into your exposed wet pussy. 

He licks upwards towards your asshole, rimming around it while continuing to massage your clit. 

“Oh baby….that feels so good”, you moan as Jeongin inserts if feel thumb into your core. 

He aggressively rubbed your clit, all while still licking your asshole. “Gin, I'm gonna cum”, you whine as you let go cum now dripping from your pussy. 

He slams his dick inside you. “UHHHHH”, you cry.

“You feel so good around my cock, baby,” he says, leaning over and kissing behind your ear. 

You continue to moan as he pumps in and out of you. “I’m getting close, baby,” he says, pulling out quickly. You roll over just as he aims for your breast and sprays his cum all over them. 

“You did so well, Gin,” you say, sitting up and kissing him. 

“We should have a shower,” he says as he picks you back up and walks you back into the bathroom, sitting you down on the bench while he turns the shower on. He walks back over and places his hand on either side of your thighs, leaning in and kissing your lips. 

“Sorry if I was rough,” he said, pulling back. 

“It’s okay. I like it rough, remember” you smile as he leans in for another kiss. 

“Let’s get you all cleaned up” he says carrying you to the shower. 

#stray kids jeongin #skz jeongin #jeongin #stray x reader #skz x reader #straykids imagines #straykids fluff #straykids smut #straykids #skz scenarios #skz fic #skz chan fluff #skz #skz fanfic #stray kids x y/n #stray kids x stay #skz x stay #skz x oc #skz x you #skz x y/n #bangchanedit #bang chan fluff #bangchansmut #bangchan x reader #bangchan x y/n

[jayflrt]

ur mind so so smexy the way u plot these, literally on the edge of my seat as i study for a test BUTTT i tried figuring out who tapped who && if theres a chance that hoon can get in:

sungjin —> yn

theres two theories why i think sungjin chose yn, its bcos of jay lowke if he has an inkling that jay likes yn he can screw over hoon which is kinda far fetched cus how could sungjin know but theres a possibility

theres more potential in yn && can light up hoon even more in a weird twisted way —> its fucked up yes and possibly screws up hoon BUT imagine ending up as a ceo in ur fams company without having to go thru the order!

commonality i do think hes trying to mentally manipulating hoon which is thru his ex gf (question: does hoon still has feelings for yn?)

jennie: TBA — assuming she hasnt chosen anyone, im betting its hoon

jaehyun —> hee

i agree w gigi & jay that hee was most likely trying to screw over jay, to an extent, unintentionally however i do think hee is threatened by jay cus 1) was able to catch the attention of the love of his life in a matter of months when he knew her forever 2) suddenly was accepted in the old money scene when it took such a long time for him

joshua —> my wild guess that he chose sunoo! instinct with no evidence or theory as to why HAHA**

jeonghan —> jay

tbh i expected it bcos from the scenes you provided, it seemed like jay was socializing w jh more && i think him not really prioritizing jh’s seat kinda made him more authentic to jh if that made sense

irene —> karina? im only basing this because irl theyre leaders in sm ents girl groups BAHAHAHAHAH

wonwoo —> gigi

seulgi —> ningning

this what made me think as to irene tapping karina or karina mentioned who tapped her & i forgot

minghao: na

baekhyun: na

sehun: na

jisoo —> changmin

doyeon—> yeonjun? idt he mentioned who tapped but ik he was sleeping with one of them && theyre the same age irl so maybe im not that far of

** sunoo’s could be joshua - minghao - baekhyun - sehun & u mentioned eunseok is also part of who got tapped

correct me if im wrong w the canon taps but yeah ! my theory is that hoon will get tapped but thru unexpected means

omg no YOUR mind is sexy like this analysis????? WHOA! also i hope your test went well ml !! 🫶 actually i can confirm some of these for you since the new chap is coming out soon + not exactly hiding some of these LMFAO

i can't give much about sungjin away, though your theories are v good 🫣 but i can confirm that hoon does still have feelings for mc !! he's just trying to respect the breakup but he definitely isn't over it yet

also,, i actually did have irene tap karina and seulgi tap ningning LMFAOOO saw right through me there 😭 also yes yeonjun was sleeping with doyeon ! 🫣

#💌 : love notes #anon #series: yours forever in 786

[milalovesmatt]

Could you do teen pregnancy headcanons for Kenny? I feel like it would happen to him bc he loves his gf so much (if you know what I mean lol)

thanks! :D

hii its 5:00am

warnings: teen pregnancy, abortion

pairing: kenny mccormic x reader

i feel like when u told him u were pregnant u two were considering aborting it

but he convinced u that u probably shouldn’t do it (actually kyle did but whatever)

he also thought u were joking when u tild him

“kenny..” “omg it sounds like u want me” “ew what” “omg what did u have to tell me” “im pregnant…” “BAHAHAHAHAH” “what😣” “ ur so silly” “IM BEING FR” “no ur not” “ im seriously😡” “wait actually” “YEAH” “oh shit” “ur not gonna dip right😔” “of course not ml” “blushjng🤭🤭🤭”

everyone is so concerned LMAO

u guys were actually decent parents

he was the type of dad that like throws theyre kid in the pool and stuff

he stopped smoking and like all of that stuff when the baby came

“kenny can u feed the baby please” “mhmm”

ten minutes later

“why didnt you feed the baby😡” “sorry i forgot uwu” “omg”

i feel like carol had a teen pregnancy so she was in full support

but ur parents on the other hand were supportive but kinda mad

yeah thats all😝

[crossover-enthusiast]

Pfff

WAIT WAIT

Nancy walks in the candy store in total silence while looking nervous—and when Kevin comments on this, Nancy just stares before slowly starting to scream out of nervousness—and the entire time as she does that, she buys some random box of chocolates that's being sold since it's Valentines day from the candy store, and when Kevin nervously scans her item—Nancy just chucks the box of chocolates at him as a way of letting him know she bought that for him (though she also quickly writes a note on it that just says something along the lines of "To Kevin—with love, from Nancy <3"). And then she just runs out of the store while covering her already red face, leaving Kevin confused. /j

BAHAHAHAHAH

I love this immensely"

"Thank you??"

#Sunny Tag

[landograndprix]

yeah you're right. I mean, i don't like it but don't hate it. I mean, if the beard was still there than MAYBE it wouldn't be a big deal for me. He still that cute... But yeah now i feel like cops will slam my door in a minute to put me in jail too. Why did you do that Lando. It's either the hair or the beard BUT NOT both at the same time. He IS cute, he's still the fucking angel i'm maybe madly in love with.. But i feel way more illegal now than before when i was already feeling illegal. BAHAHAHHA a booster seat! I mean i'm short and "old" and have no driver license, so when friends drive me somewhere and i need to be on the backseat, i'm always like "wait wait, i don't have my booster seat, is this illegal?!" But bahahahahah reader in woman would definitely roast him and i'm ready for that.

I need our man to read these messages and realize that shaving is an absolute sin in our books..

and um, ain't nothing wrong with being a passenger seat princess, I'm 'old' and without a license still (mainly because I had to wait with my epilepsy and the facts it's hella expensive over here!)..but I also love to be driven around because maybe I am in fact a fucking diva 😂

[padfootspuppy]

Sirius: where are you going?

Regulus: to either get ice cream or commit a felony

Regulus: I’ll decide in the car

#tell me this isn’t regulus #it is #bahahahahah I love him #harry potter #sirius black #james potter #marauders #remus lupin #sirius orion black #james fleamont potter #siriusblack #jamespotter #peter pettigrew #regulus black text post #regulus black #the noble house of black #noble house of black #narcissa malfoy #narcissa black #andromeda black #androemda tonks #bellatrix black #bellatrix lestrange #sirius black textpost #marauders map #marauders era #marauders era incorrect quotes #marauders era textpost #padfoot #regulus arcturus black

[bokubear]

“you’d be a good dad.” w/ hq boys

feat. ushijima wakatoshi, atsumu miya, suna rintarou, bokuto kotaro

warnings ; slightly suggestive on suna’s part

a/n ; suna taking it the wrong way BAHAHAHAHAH

€ ushijima stops whatever he was doing, eyes beginning to water. coming from someone whose had a difficult time with his family, especially his father; this is a bit emotional. he’s wrapped in your arms, burying his head into your shoulder. “i really love you.” he whispers, smiling softly. “i love you too toshi.”

€ atsumu grins widely when you said this, amber orbs crinkling in the corners in this big smile. “you’d be the mom.” he mutters, arms wrapping around your waist while looking up at you, face buried in your stomach. “we’d have cute kids. i hope they have your eyes.” — “but tsum, you have pretty eyes.”

€ suna holds onto that mischievous smirk, lips curling upwards. “i’m already a good daddy.” he purrs, patting your head. this makes your cheeks flush in slight embarrassment. “rin, shush, you know what i’m saying.” you quickly stammer, frowning. suna pokes your cheek with that continuous smirk. “it’s true.” cue rintarou getting tackled.

€ bokuto immediately scoops you up, beaming. “we’d have such cute kids!” that excited way he bounces around. shouting his happiness about how “the beautiful y/n complimented him” like it wasn’t the first time. either way, he can’t wait to have you in his arms with child. “you’re too pretty” he pouts when you tell him if he’d still love you even with a pregnant belly.

-maak

plagiarism, repost, and editing is prohibited

#hqxreader #haikyuuxreader #hq #maakwrites. #atsumu miya #atsumu x reader #suna rintarou #suna x reader #bokuto x reader #bokuto kotaro #ushijima wakatoshi #ushijima x reader

[bakugousbussy]

Best Medicine

KiriBaku w/ Lee! Kirishima & Ler! Bakugou

Summary: Bakugou is sad and Kiri cheers him up!

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It was finally winter break and Class 1A finally got a chance to go home and spend their Christmas break with their families. Everyone was ecstatic, everyone except Bakugou.

“I can’t wait to see my mom!” Midoriya beamed, eyes sparking with excitement.

“I will be visiting my mom everyday.” Todoroki said with a small smile.

Excited chatter filled the halls. Stories filled with family traditions, past experiences, all laced with happiness. Everyone rushed to their dorms to start packing to head home.

Bakugou sat in his room, curtains shut, under a blanket, staring at his wall. He felt alone.

Bakugou loved Christmas, ever since he was a little kid. He loved waking up on Christmas morning to the smell of his dad’s cooking, the sounds of unwrapping presents, the warmth of a fireplace. He loved the feeling of his family being whole.

But in all honesty, Bakugou was afraid to go home. Scared his parents wouldn’t be proud of him, scared they would be disappointed that he’s not a good hero, that he wasn’t doing good enough. Tears started running down Bakugou’s face as his thoughts clouded with fears.

“I just want to be good enough for them.” He whispered out in a cry.

Kirishima knocked on Bakugou’s door, and slowly pushed the door open, letting light from the hallway flood in.

“Hey Bakubro do you still have my charger— Hey! Bro what’s going on?” Kirishima was met with a sobbing Bakugou. He quickly shut the door and locked it, caring about Bakugou’s privacy when he was in a vulnerable position, making sure nobody saw the blonde at his lows.

“Please shitty hair not right now.” Bakugou sniffled, trying to hold back any more tears from escaping, but failed.

Kirishima made his way over to the blonde and started to rub the explosive blondes back sweetly. Bakugou winced at first, not used to being touched, but quickly gave in to the comforting.

“Do you want to talk about it?” Kirishima hastily asked, trying not to push the blonde into doing anything he didn’t want to, especially since Bakugou wasn’t in his right mind.

“Not really I just-” Bakugou said through tears, unable to bring himself to complete his sentence.

“It’s okay buddy, when you’re ready to talk about it, I’ll be here to listen, you’re gonna be okay.” Kirishima comforted. What the red head didn’t know is that was what Bakugou needed. Someone to reassure him, someone to vent to. Bakugou needed a friend.

“Do you want something to drink? I can get you some water?” Kirishima offered, hoping to brighten up the sulking blonde’s mood.

“I’m okay, thank you Kiri.” The blonde finally sat up, looking at the red head and flashing him a sad smile.

The smile made Kiri’s head fill with a bit of concern. The red head just wants to make sure his friend is okay.

“I’m not leaving until you’re happy.” Kirishima said while swinging his right hand over the blonde’s shoulders, pulling him into a side hug. And surprisingly, the blonde let it happen. Enjoying the warmth and protection of the red head.

Kirishima thought about his childhood, and how his mom’s would cheer him up when he was sad. The red head had an idea.

“Bakugou, when I was younger and was feeling sad, my mom’s would give me this special medicine, and it always made me feel happy after!” Kirishima explained, smile spreading from his lips, gently swaying the two of them back and forth.

“What kind of medicine does that?” Bakugou asked, genuinely confused, really thinking Kirishima’s parent’s drugged him or something.

Kirishima laughed out and tackled Bakugou. Bakugou’s back laying flat on his bed as Kirishima straddled the blonde’s waist.

“Kiri-WHAT!?” Bakugou was taken by surprise, struggling to get out from under the red head. “What are you doing?” He asked, truly not knowing where this was going.

“Laughter silly! Laughter is the best medicine! And Doctor Kirishima is here to help!” Kirishima replied, wiggling his hands over Bakugou’s toned stomach, making Bakugou’s eyes widen in realization.

“Kiri-No dohohon’t even think about it.” Bakugou tried to hold back an anticipation giggle, trying his best to sound stern and unaffected.

“I’m not even doing anything yet BakuBro.” Kiri flashed the explosive blonde a smile and started to lower his hands. When Kirishima’s fingers finally made contact with Bakugou’s stomach, the blonde instantly caved in to suppressed giggles.

“Nahahaha Kihihihihiri noohohohoho!” Bakugou let out steady flows of giggles.

“But look you’re happy already!” The red head shot back a huge smile to the giggly blonde. Still teasing Bakugou with his fingers.

“Ahahhahaaha thihihihihis ihihihihihihis tohohohohohorture!” The blonde laughed out, desperately trying to remove the red head’s hands off of his tummy.

“No, this is treatment, not torture. You’re laughing! This is good! Tickle tickle BakuBro!” Kirishima laughed out, moving his fingers to the blonde’s armpits, resulting in stronger laughter from Bakugou.

“NAHahahHaHa NoOHOHoho MohOHoHoOre! Ihihihihi’m BEHEHEHEtter!” The blonde squeezed his arms down to protect himself, but ended up just trapping Kirishima’s hands in his tickle spot. “Ohohohohokay! HahahahahHa Ihihihihi’m HahaHaHappy!

“Hmmm, maybe you are, but I just need to make sure.” Kirishima teased as he inched his way down the laughing boys’ torso, hitting a sweet spot right underneath Bakugou’s armpits, but right above his upper rib. This cause the blonde to go into hysterics.

“NAHAHAHAHA KIHIHIHIHIHIRISHMA NAHAHAHAT THEHEHEHEHERE NOHOHOHOHO!” The blonde was practically screaming as Kirishima dug his hands into his most ticklish spot. “BAHAHAHAHAH IHIHIHIHI’M HAHAHAHAPPY IHIHIHIHI FEHEHEHEHEEL BEHEHEHEHETTER!” Bakugou could feel his eyes fill with happy tears.

“Almost done! You’re doing great! There’s one more dose of medicine you need to take!” Kirishima giggled as he pretended to play doctor. He flipped over to face the blonde’s feet, pulling both legs into a headlock, then securing the boy in place with his hardening quirk.

Kirishima raked one finger up the boys right foot.

“NGA Nohohohoho Kiri! Nahahaha-” The blonde’s pleading was interrupted by Kirishima raking all his fingers up and down the poor boys’ sole.

Bakugou would never admit it, but the tickling really did help him feel better, as he laughed all his problems away.

“AHAHAHHAA KHIHIHIHIHIRI NOHOHOHOHO MOHOHOHORE PLEHEHEHEHEHEASE!” Bakugou’s happy tears finally making his way down his cheeks.

Kirishima was now tickling both feet, hardening one of his fingers and scratching at each foot carefully, not missing a single spot. That drove Bakugou insane. It tickled like hell. And Bakugou couldn’t even escape. He just had to endure the tickling.

Bakugou flew from side to side, attempting to wiggle his way out of the tickle prison. He used all his willpower to sit up and try to push Kirishima off of him. Bakugou strength was dramatically weakened because of the tickling.

“OHOHOHOKAY EHEHEHEHEHENOUGH AHAHHAHAHA!” Bakugou’s laughter finally going silent.

“Just a few more drops of medicine!” Kirishima responded, softening his tickle attack on the blonde’s feet.

After a few minutes (which felt like forever to Bakugou), Kirishima slowed the tickling, and stopped, helping the blonde up to a sitting position.

“You okay buddy?” Kirishima asked sweetly, smile still plastered on his face.

Bakugou, residual giggles still escaping his lips. “Haha yeah.” He turns to face Kirishima, “Thank you.”

“Anytime BakuBro.” The red head said as he pulled Bakugou in to another hug.

#boku no hero academia #bokunoheroacademia #bnha #my hero academia #myheroacademia #mha #mha tickle fic #bnha tickle fic #bakugou #bakugou katsuki #kirishima #kirishima eijiro #kiribaku

[simpingforthisonedeer]

Anshi.

deep breath

You.

They reminded him of some young men that he cherished in his squad.

He had lost one though…

You included that to hurt me specifically didn’t you? 🥲/j

Great job. Just when I thought the recent chapter couldn’t steal away any more of my life force, I’m proven wrong. 😭

BAHAHAHAHAH IT WAS DEFINITELY AIMED AT YOU 💀💀💀

A certain canon character that shall not be named had just died and it makes strong and capable people like Jien and Julius feel helpless and depressed. Especially Nacht who had 4 devils yet was still powerless against such a force.

Of course in an endeavor to bring said character back, Nacht will work with Aika in a process that will take years to set off a chain of events that will bring about the end of the world.

And it’s even better that you my dear, are a fan of resurrections so I promise you that it will be the grandest one in the story🥰.

I love you muah😘 look out for Nacht in the future💀💀👹

#Erika👹💕 #my beloved friends #demons run ask #demons run chapter 12 #thx for whispering🥰

[aristrocrat]

UHHH ??? THAT CONFESSION ??? MA'AM ??? SIR ??? stiles and y/n really be bickering like a married couple even when they are confessing their feelings to each other

also not at y/n denying kisses bc stiles made fun of her like ?? excuse me that's THE STILES STILINSKI how can you say no ??!! and then reading forward i realised y/n never had a chance to deny with stiles sksks

THANK YOU FOR WRITING SUCH A MASTERPIECE OOF I'M SO GIDDY CAN'T WAIT FOR THE RESTTT <333

SHE REALLY TRIED BAHAHA! then stiles was like 😏 bitch plz c’mere 😌😙

i always imagined a relationship w/stiles would inevitably have a foundation made up of sarcasm and playfulness so that’s kinda how i’m choosing to kick it off. DONT WORRY THO!! we’re about to get all of the cute cuddles, sweet moments, and them just like genuinely falling in love 😩🤚🏽

AND AAHH STOP IT, YOU!! THANK YOU!!! i was planning on going to sleep after finishing that chapter but now i’m like ~fully awake~ and still have butterflies AT THE THOUGHT OF HIM KISSING US LIKE THAT BAHAHAHAHAH

[mindninjax]

Marquie, I've been thinking about you a lot these days. So, there's a question I've been meaning to ask forever, if you feel like indulging me.

We all know Bakumarquie is canon, like no questions about that. BUT.

Do you have like, a canon Bakumarquie storyline, and all the other imagines/scenarios/etc that don't fit into it are just Bakumarquie AUs, or is it all a bunch of paralel equally canon Bakumarquie realities?

and if you do have one storyline to rule them all, which of your written works comes closer to it? :o

Hello sweet Tippy. I know I've sat on this for a while, my apologies. I will put all my selfshipping nonsense under a cut.

Ok ok so I suppose I have only two different Aus. Like I can picture how we meet if it’s the quirk au where he’s a hero and I can picture if it’s just a quirkless au.

I think it also depends on what I’m fantasizing about if that makes sense? Like if I’m in an ok mindset I’m usually fantasizing about us in a quirk au where he’s a hero because I know it’s his dream and all I want is for him to be happy. So in that one, I fantasize about being his support and his cheerleader and his comfort. In that one I don't really need him, it’s more focused on me being there for him? So all of the silly headcanons I post or anything like that where I'm talking about taking care of him, those are in that Au.

The fics closest to that Au are probs umm… Toy Box and Fleeting moment, Love Everlasting.

Toy Box more so for the vibes of the relationship. Like we’re not roommates who fall for each other in that Au per say, we’re more like ummm colleagues who run across each other a bunch in the field. Like I’m not a hero but I work with heroes a lot. And we run into each other a lot and at first I only get close to the people he’s close to and that’s how we start talking more. I headcanon him calling me one time during one of his missions because he needs a favor and I'm the first one he thinks of to help him out with it because I'm not connected to any hero agency. And then from there romance. And that playful “Oh he’s hot but a jerk but also I think i like him” energy that goes on in Toy Box lol.

But “fleeting moments” is absolutely 100% us when we have our first kid, straight up. So I hope y'all enjoyed reading about how he absolutely dicked me down in that fic bahahahahah. But the language in it, being his reassurance while also being his like, chill down to earth wife, who takes charge but still knows that he’s strong and will protect his family is exactly how I picture Bakumarquie as parents and stuff.

In the quirkless au, those are more so focused on when I’m fantasizing about needing comfort so that one is more simple. We met in college. We get paired up on a project in a general biology course and he’s at first irritated because he doesn’t like working with people but then he kidna figures out that I’m not an idiot and I'm really chill and I give him space but keep good communication. And then, like after the project we sit next to each other more in lecture, we text sometimes about homework questions or tough quiz questions and a friendship sparks from there and soon a relationship.

For this “Au” the fics that are closest to that au are umm… Spinning Cherries, Water Under the Bridge, So this is Love and Awake. Yes most of those don’t have smut in them but it’s because when I’m fantasizing about this specific au it’s all about being comfortable with each other and knowing one another and finding comfort in the mundane. And then through that Katsu reminding me that it’s ok to feel shit and that he’s there for me. Like he doesn’t baby me or coddle me or anything he just… is there and is himself and reminds me not to be stupid to myself while also still just like being his natural stubborn gruff self and I adore that. He doesn’t make me feel weak when I already feel weak for being vulnerable and sad.

However in both aus, I annoy the everliving shit out of him. All of the stupid shit I post about him being absolutely DONE with my shenanigans( like drunkenly crying over the fact that I can’t protect my cats while drunk, or commenting stupid shit under his posts, or calling him a whore bahaha) that doesn’t change in any au baybeeee. I live to make that man run his hand down his face in exaggerated frustration every moment of his life. I want him to laugh to himself and think “she’s a smiley dabbing idiot but she’s MY smiley dabbing idiot”

#Tippy #thank you for asking this babe #it was really fun #and sparked joy #I love you forever #Bakumarquie #you heard it here folks #Bakumarquie is canon

[greenorangevioletgrass]

Ooh, imagine Haz having a girlfriend who has a cat and Haz says that he isn't a cat person but one day reader has to go out and leaves her cat with Harrison and when she comes back, she sees them cuddled up with the cat and takes photos of them together 🥺🥺🥺😺

Also pls drink water and stay safe :)

BAHAHAHAHAH i love this! he'd go from "fuck this cat" to "aweee look at this cutiepie" in 0.00004 seconds 😂

you haven't even got home yet, but you see him post an instastory with the cat and you know the furball's in good hands lol

and awww thank you!

#ask ava #harrison osterfield concept #are you the same anon from the other day? #bc if you are i might just tag you as #drink water anon #hehehehe