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There are two types of people and Watcher’s social media team is both of them
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bigtittiecomitte · 7 months
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I’M FUCKING CRYING
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legobiwan · 1 year
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If some of the SPM cast decided to send Valentines...
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toxictoxicities · 8 months
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You- YOU!!!! I KNOW YOU
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YOU LEFT ME BEHIND WHEN I HAD TO DODGE THAT LEVIATHAN
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THIS IS SO FUCKEN GOOD WHAT FEHUFUEHDWSIJRHUEJI IM LOOSING IT BAHAHAHA
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coulsart · 2 months
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Don't you just randomly have the urge to spasm out into giggles and kick your feet aggressively when you think of your favorite thing out of nowhere?
YES. but i usually just make noises and sit completely still
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ace-culture-is · 9 months
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System ace culture is coming into the world knowing nothing about yourself except you are NOT fucking around with that bs
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jackstheprinceofhearts · 11 months
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I don't know why but I can totally picture drunk Jacks singing 'Hurt' from Christina Aguilera in karaoke after finding out Eva doesn't remember him and Chaos and Lala getting second hand embarrasment
HELP I LISTENED TO THE SONG BEFORE ANSWERING AND I WAS LAUGHING AND CRYING FOR 2 MINUTES THIS WAS SO FUNNY TO IMAGINE
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YOU ALSO COUGHT ME OFF GUARD WITH THAT SONG BEING GOOD HELLO??
we need drunk jacks pls
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cosmicbash · 1 month
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I saw this too late :’( but aren’t Em’s boobs in those pics just MWAH? Cant you imagine a very enthusiastic Kelly trying to convince Marshall to get a nipple piercing and mister grumpy grandpa Mathers just getting absolutely appalled and horrified by that request. Then maybe Colson finds him looking up online sex shops for nipple clamps.
(((I just found this sitting unposted in my drafts????? and its good?? so why didnt i ever hit post??))
Em's boobs just looked so squeezable 😩😩
I envy that guy who copped a feel after Em teased him over their neverending handshake.
If only that could be ME
Also you are NEVER TOO LATE to say ANYTHING about Ems tits in an ask. That IMMEDIATELY revives my artistic spirit. I need those tits like water bby and I know kells would too.
Also nipple piercing em is 😏🥴🥴
So. Ahem
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They've been laying in Colson's bed bickering over it for at least a half hour. Their once content not!snuggling and casual body exploration falling apart completely in favor of an argument.
"Come on, just one little hoop-"
"Ha!"
"It doesn't even hurt that bad I swear babe-"
Marshall's next snort sounds almost gutteral with how hard he holds back another mocking fit of laughter. "Doesn't even hurt- yeah, cuz a literal needle jabbing through one of the most sensitive spots on my body to rip flesh out and make a hole is like playing patty cake-"
"Oh come on, when you word it all fucking extra like that of course it'll sound bad- look-" Colson knew feeling offended was a little stupid but he has never let being stupid stop him before. "If anyone between the two of us has a more accurate pain scale for piercings do you really think its the one that has a single set of pierced ears? Hm? Or maybe the dude with like a dozen-"
This time Marshall did laugh openly at him, tone shifting over to a properly annoyed one.
"Really? Your pain scale is super fucking skewed Colson! How many times this year did you smash literal bottles and shit over your head? Divebomb off a stage to bust your ribs? Sleep through nasty tattoo spots? Don't you dare try and act like I'm being a pussy over nothing."
It's out of Colson's mouth before he can stop himself. His childish selfish wants completely winning out in a "Pftt, well you totally are."
Regret wells up just as fast in him as the anger does in Marshall's eyes. His semi comfortable spot sat over the other man's lap rapidly upseated in a flurry of fast movement. "Fuck you."
"Fuck. Em, come on-" Colson knows when he's stuffed his foot in his mouth and this is definitely one of the worser times. He should have been more mindful of the tension already present, or of his partners ever denied sensitivity to such subject. But the match is lit under Marshall's fire now.
"Some of us don't have a pile of pills or gallons of alcohol to hide behind everytime we go out and fuck our body up some more you know-"
And there it is. The always accurate defensive jab off Marshall's sharp tongue.
It hurts more this time than Colson expects it to. Maybe because he knows he deserves it for pressing and trying to guilt trip the other rapper. And maybe because he knows by now he really should be getting his shit together so the other man doesn't have such an easy diss to throw his way.
To their credit though, he can see a flash of regret pass over Marshall's face too as soon as it comes out.
Not that it stops the brunette from getting dressed any further, or slows his obvious escape.
"I'm--" sorry. Colson can almost hear it. See the word curl and shape on Marshall's lips, but the anxiety further up in blue eyes prevents it. They both know it wont allow it to come out. So another exasperated noise does instead, hands flying up to rake through the rare hatless head before Marshall is moving again. Sweats yanked up and feet thankfully left bare.
"It's my fucking nipple you asshole."
And then he's gone. Out of Colson's room without another outburst. Off to lick his wounds or more so, allow Colson to lick his own.
A few months ago the blonde would have chased after, continued the shouting until it teetered on that scary ledge of physical, their fingers grabbing too tight at eachothers skin, fists shaking, anything to keep Marshall from leaving.
But now? He's learned enough to take note of the shoes in the corner of his room, the discarded kangol, wallet and keys neatly tucked away in the spare nightstand, and so many other little anchors locking Marshall down around the room. It's just space. Space needed to run and cool off somewhere else in the house, prevent a bigger fight. A smart skill Colson should really use more himself.
So he rolls himself over into the warm emptied spot on the bed and waits. Ego wounded and heart a little sore by his own fault.
It only takes an hour for Marshall to come back and even less time than that for Colson to file his horny nipple ring tugging dreams far far away in his mind. An argument decidely NOT for another day or at all if he knows whats best for them.
Keeping Marshall back curled in his bed is obviously whats best. It keeps that gnawing need to drink his sorrows away, and makes the world's edges feel less sharp.
He wants to apologize as soon as he hears the click of the bedroom door, but he manages to bite it back until sock padded feet are thumping softly across his carpet beneath the bed. A rough sounding "Sorry-" leaving his tongue before he even sees Marshall walk into his line of vision. It's the one thing he has on the other man, his ability to actually say the word first, without painful prodding. And he's not going to let go of it no matter how petty he wants to be.
"Don't." The older man is sighing, but in a soft way. It drags his eyes away from the wall finally. The relief he feels just seeing Marshall back standing there in his room quickly replaced by a blip of confusion.
He's got stuff clutched to his chest, a bottle of peroxide, wipes, some plastic packaging. And up further Colson can see how embarrassment is burning his cheeks pink above his dark beard. His expression twisted into one of discomfort.
"Well?"
"Well?" Colson feels even more confused. Marshall is acting like the little bottle in his hand might as well be a bouquet of apology roses and he can't for the life of him figure out why.
"You gonna fucking pierce me or not?" He's chewing the insides of his cheeks. Usually Colson finds this cute but his ears are still ringing from the question. Excitement racing through his veins like gasoline lit by a match.
It's not surprise he practically jumps off the bed. "For real?? For real, for real??" He has to be dreaming, he must've slipped right off into a depression nap at some point while Marshall was gone because there's no way the other man can be serious.
But he is. Hands discarding the clutter of alcohol wipes, peroxide, and clean packaged piercers needles on the bed like it's nothing. "If you're telling me you sat here running your mouth and can't put your money to it now then I'm seriously gonna smack you this time-" Marshall's huffing at him, hands a little shakey while he wrestles off his shirt. "I had to bullshit to your bassist that you were having a manic episode and wanted a new piercing to get all this shit so, don't think you're getting off scott free either. I'm not having those dudes speculate where I let you pierce me if they see you come down without a new one-"
"Oh my god-" Colson still can't grasp reality. He's never won an argument this hard against Em before. Usually his crazy ideas are just whacked back down with a bat. He almost feels like he should cry.
Marshall looks like he wants to as well, but for a different reason. His anxiety visible in the twitchy movements of his hands and the squint of his face. "Please don't tell me you toked your brains out while I was gone-"
"No!" That jerks Colson back to full functionality. His hands moving to grab at the items and heart racing like a horse in his chest. "I-- I just needed a minute to- fuck- to fuckin process that-- you're serious? You're really serious about doing this?"
"Getting less by the second."
God he wants to kiss him. And shit, he does, hand coming up to drag the older rapper down by his neck and seal their mouths together in a firm smooch. Grin breaking their lips apart when he just can't hold back his giggles anymore. "Holy shit, I'm so fucking excited-"
"Shut up." He can feel just how hard Marshall's own heart is galloping when he lets his hand drag down the man's chest after they part. Palm pausing over the hard punch against skin like a magnet. He's certain that's not excitement, which makes it even hotter.
The dudes terrified but still willing to go through with this to please him.
He's gonna suck his dick so hard after they're done. Hell, he'll shove him down on the bed and ride him until sunset. This is a bazillion times better than apology roses.
"You do, uh, know what you're doing right?"
Colson does NOT. But he grins and nods his head anyway. He knows how to give someone a piercing yeah, he's done tons of his own and other peoples. Through the nipple though? That's gonna be a first, but his other hand is already tapping away super fast and discreetly on his phone while he pushes Marshall down to sit in his emptied space on the bed. "I got you baby-" He's gonna wikihow his way through this before anyone changes their mind.
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x-authorship-x · 1 year
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Kushina mentoring Shisui sounds amazingly chaotic and I already love it
Fugaku agreed at first because to have an Uchiha being mentored by an Uzumaki who is also the Hokage's wife who is also the Jinchuuriki sounded like a good political thing at first, but he regrets it as soon as he realizes that Shisui+seals sounds like a dangerously unholy combination
(Kushina teaches him all kinds of prank-related seals together with a bunch of things good for fights and missions and it's even more chaos from that point forward)
Kushina: he's so speedy! And nimble! And innocent looking! He could swear up and down that south was north and most people, including the Sandaime, would believe him! I've never had so much fucking fun in all my life! Tomorrow we're going to convince everyone that the Kyuubi in my seal is actually a weird looking rabbit before attempting a space time ninjutsu to save uzushio before it can fall- who knew Shisui-kun's mastery of Shunshin would be so useful? Pretty sure he's faster than you lmao! Bye sweetie~~~~
Minato, who is basically trying to stop the cage fighting/apocalypse every damn day between Uchiha-Child-Neglect-Chip-On-His-Shoulder-Obito, Nohara-Get-Me-Out-Of-Here-Before-I-Lose-My-Cool-For-Good-Rin, and Hatake-Traumatized-and-Aggressively-Traumatizing-Kakashi, as they damage the village, the civilians, their reputation, Minato's mental health, whilst he's also in the running for Yondaime Hokage and creating new seals and fighting on the front lines:
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gltzpzy · 2 months
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dbf!miguel
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cedjess · 9 months
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KWON JAEHYUK TAKING L AFTER L.
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vidalinav · 11 months
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I don’t think y’all have any idea how much I’m obsessed with Cassian wanting to feed Nesta because cooking is his love language and Nesta being very very happy to be fed and full. Like erotic. I want her stuffed.
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lemongogo · 1 year
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hearing 98!vash in stamp!vash eng dub is crazy
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feralfrey · 6 days
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coworker: hi!
me, internally burning with intense autistic rage because i am overstimulated and my brain has decided that perceiving me qualifies as an audacious criminal offense: hello
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variete · 1 year
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thinking bout my vampire frat boy who pours his blood bags into cleaned out beer cans and crushes them against his skull after so he can be a part of frat things 
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galactic-space · 1 year
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BAJAHHAHAHAHA THEY HAD TO TIE BAKUGO UP WTF
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