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[padfootspuppy]

I was gonna write an awful hc where all of the marauders die just for fun, until I realized...that’s canon

#this is actually a true story #it took me a moment #sirius black #harry potter #james potter #marauders #remus lupin #sirius orion black #james fleamont potter #siriusblack #jamespotter #peter pettigrew #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #wolfstar #marauders canon #marauders text post #marauders textpost

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Remus: that was so embarrassing-

Remus: do you think anyone noticed?

Sirius: WTF DO YOU MEAN-

Sirius: YOU JUST GOT HIT BY A CAR

#sirius black #harry potter #james potter #marauders #remus lupin #sirius orion black #james fleamont potter #siriusblack #jamespotter #peter pettigrew #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #marauders textpost #the marauders #moony #padfoot #prongs #marauders text post #sirius black textpost #marauders map #marauders incorrect quotes #wolfstar #wolfstar textpost #incorrect wolfstar

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James: hey lily flower, Harry and I just got done decorating our cat

Lily: oh oka-

Lily: what cat?!

Lily: AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN DECORATED?!

#and that’s how the potter cat ended up covered in stickers #sirius black #james potter #marauders #remus lupin #sirius orion black #james fleamont potter #siriusblack #jamespotter #peter pettigrew #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #marauders textpost #padfoot #the marauders #moony #prongs #marauders text post #sirius black textpost #marauders map #marauders incorrect quotes

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Sirius: OMIGOD IVE GOT HORRIBLE NEWS

Remus: just calm down and tell me

Sirius: okay you might want to sit for this

Remus: starts to sit down

Sirius: SOMEONE STOLE ALL OUR CHAIRS

#oucuhhhhhhh #rem you gonna be okay? #sorry rem…for laughing #harry potter #sirius black #james potter #marauders #remus lupin #sirius orion black #james fleamont potter #peter pettigrew #remus john lupin #James #marauders fan #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #padfoot #moony #prongs #wormtail #sirius black textpost #remus lupin textpost #sirius black kinnie #remus lupin kinnie #incorrect marauders #marauders incorrect quotes #marauders text post #marauders textpost #marauders map #marauders era

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Sirius: where are you going?

Regulus: to either get ice cream or commit a felony

Regulus: I’ll decide in the car

#tell me this isn’t regulus #it is #bahahahahah I love him #harry potter #sirius black #james potter #marauders #remus lupin #sirius orion black #james fleamont potter #siriusblack #jamespotter #peter pettigrew #regulus black text post #regulus black #the noble house of black #noble house of black #narcissa malfoy #narcissa black #andromeda black #androemda tonks #bellatrix black #bellatrix lestrange #sirius black textpost #marauders map #marauders era #marauders era incorrect quotes #marauders era textpost #padfoot #regulus arcturus black

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James: omigod there’s a dog in our yard!!!

Sirius: *approaching to met it*: awwww who’s a cutie

Remus: Sirius…

Remus: THAT’S A BEAR!!!!!

#RUUUN! #Jamie your bsf is a dog #you should know what one looks like! #harry potter #sirius black #james potter #marauders #remus lupin #sirius orion black #james fleamont potter #siriusblack #jamespotter #peter pettigrew #remus lupin textpost #james potter textpost #sirius black textpost #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #remus john lupin #padfoot #moony #prongs #wormtail #remus kinnie #incorrect marauders #marauders incorrect quotes #marauders text post #marauders textpost #marauders map #marauders fan #marauders era

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James: how are you, rem

Remus: HAPPY

James: aww I’m so gla-

Remus: Having

Remus: A

Remus: Pretty

Remu: Painful

Remus: Year

James:

#happy was an acronym 😭✋ #okay I had this in my drafts so long because even I didn’t get it #I’ll post this as an extra #harry potter #sirius black #james potter #marauders #remus lupin #sirius orion black #james fleamont potter #siriusblack #jamespotter #peter pettigrew #remus john lupin #incorrect marauders #marauders textpost #marauders text post #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #padfoot #moony #prongs #wormtail #the marauders #marauders map #marauders fan #marauders era #james potter textpost #remus lupin textpost #marauders era incorrect quotes #marauders era textpost

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Sirius *comes out of the changing room in a T-shirt and skirt*: so…

Sirius: what do you think?

Remus: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

Sirius: what’s wrong with the skirt?

Remus: nothing’s wrong with the skirt, babe…

Remus: however the “stare at remus John lupin and I will hunt you down” T-shirt…

#Remus probably likes the skirt very much 😏 #sirius black #harry potter #james potter #marauders #remus lupin #sirius orion black #james fleamont potter #siriusblack #jamespotter #peter pettigrew #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #marauders textpost #the marauders #padfoot #moony #prongs #marauders text post #sirius black textpost #marauders map #marauders incorrect quotes #remus lupin textpost #wolfstar #incorrect wolfstar textposts #incorrect wolfstar #wolfstar textpost #marauders fan #marauders era

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Sirius: *suddenly starts singing firework by Katy perry*

Remus *to James*: he’s going to light that bottle of alcohol on fire and cause an explosion which will light the dorm on fire, isn’t he?

James:

Remus: …and that’s why he held the party in the Slytherin common room, isn’t it?

James: I will neither confirm nor deny these preposterous allegations…

#oh he totally is #good luck Remus #harry potter #sirius black #james potter #marauders #remus lupin #sirius orion black #james fleamont potter #siriusblack #jamespotter #peter pettigrew #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #marauders textpost #the marauders #padfoot #moony #prongs #marauders text post #sirius black textpost #marauders map #marauders incorrect quotes #remus lupin textpost #james potter textpost #wolfstar #marauders era #marauders era incorrect quotes #marauders era textpost

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Severus: Minnerva, did I just see you giving potter alcohol?

Minerva: Severus, you should know by now

Minerva: if I were giving alcohol to kids, you’d never find out about it

Minerva: oh and I don’t condone underaged drinking

#harry potter #sirius black #james potter #marauders #remus lupin #sirius orion black #james fleamont potter #siriusblack #jamespotter #peter pettigrew #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #marauders textpost #the marauders #padfoot #moony #prongs #marauders text post #sirius black textpost #marauders map #marauders incorrect quotes #hermione granger #minnie mcgonagall #minerva mcgonagall #professor mcgonagall #ron weasley #hermione granger textpost #draco malfoy #the weasleys #the potters #lily evans

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Therapist: now tell me, how do you all cope with your problems

Sirius: humor

Narcissa: money

Bellatrix:torture

Regulus: I’m sorry

Regulus: I was meant to be coping this entire time?!

Regulus: damn

#I’m Sirius and regulus #but I wouldn’t mind being cissa #harry potter #sirius black #james potter #marauders #remus lupin #sirius orion black #james fleamont potter #siriusblack #jamespotter #peter pettigrew #sirius black textpost #incorrect marauders #marauders text post #marauders textpost #narcissa malfoy #narcissa black #regulus black #androemda tonks #androemda black #bellatrix black #bellatrix lestrange #marauders map #the noble house of black #the noble and most ancient house of black #kreacher #marauders fan #the black sisters

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Narcissa: whoever said money can’t solve your problems

Narcissa: must’ve not had enough money to solve

#this line is narcissa #convince me otherwise #creds: Ariana grande #ariana grande #7 rings #harry potter #sirius black #james potter #marauders #remus lupin #sirius orion black #james fleamont potter #siriusblack #jamespotter #peter pettigrew #incorrect marauders #marauders textpost #marauders text post #narcissa malfoy #narcissa black #andromeda tonks #andromeda black #bellatrix lestrange #bellatrix black #regulus black text post #regulus black #sirius black textpost #the noble house of black #the noble and most ancient house of black #kreacher

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Remus: so ummmm

Remus: I have a question…

Sirius & James: yes…

Remus: WHAT IN MERLINS NAME GAVE YOU THE IDEA TO TURN MY RUBBER DUCK INTO A REAL DUCK

#harry potter #sirius black #james potter #marauders #remus lupin #sirius orion black #james fleamont potter #siriusblack #jamespotter #peter pettigrew #remus john lupin #remus lupin textpost #sirius black textpost #james potter textpost #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #padfoot #moony #prongs #wormtail #incorrect marauders #marauders text post #marauders textpost #marauders map #marauders era #the marauders #marauders fan #harry potter marauders #hp marauders #marauders incorrect quotes #harry james potter

[padfootspuppy]

I-

Remus: *walks in to find lily bubble wrapped and James pointing a sword at him*

Remus: wha-

James: IT IS MY DUTY TO PROTECT LILY AND MINI ME FROM ANY HARM

James: I. SHALL. NOT. FAIL.

#harry potter #sirius black #james potter #marauders #remus lupin #sirius orion black #james fleamont potter #siriusblack #jamespotter #peter pettigrew

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Remus *pointing to his phone*: Sirius…what is this????

Sirius: ITS A BANANA AND SIRIUS WORSHIPPING CULT

Sirius: I got the entirity of Hogwarts in on it!!!

Sirius: I suspect MINNIE, dumbledore, and poppy are on there

#no cuz this actually happened with my uni #i started a gc and it turned into a banana worshipping cult #the way we got almost everyone who committed in on it ✋ #harry potter #sirius black #james potter #marauders #remus lupin #sirius orion black #james fleamont potter #siriusblack #jamespotter #peter pettigrew #incorrect marauders #marauders text post #marauders textpost #marauders map #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #padfoot #moony #prongs #wormtail #remus john lupin #remus lupin textpost #sirius black textpost #marauders fan #the marauders #marauders era #marauders era incorrect quotes #marauders era textpost

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Sirius: I’m a very nice person

Sirius: I could’ve forced people into tipping me and gotten more tips

Sirius: but instead I decided to be a law abiding citizen

#marauders as things people in my school have said #harry potter #sirius black #james potter #marauders #remus lupin #sirius orion black #james fleamont potter #siriusblack #jamespotter #peter pettigrew #remus john lupin #sirius black textpost #remus lupin textpost #james potter textpost #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #padfoot #moony #prongs #wormtail #incorrect marauders #marauders text post #marauders textpost #marauders fan #the marauders #marauders era #marauders era incorrect quotes #marauders map #hp marauders

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James: I GOT ANOTHER SUB!

Remus: who was the substitute?

Sirius: AREN’T YOU THE SUBMISSIVE?!

Peter: WHERES THE MEATBALL SUB?!

#creds: @kayaksandkethcup #harry potter #sirius black #james potter #marauders #remus lupin #sirius orion black #james fleamont potter #siriusblack #jamespotter #peter pettigrew #remus john lupin #incorrect marauders #marauders text post #marauders textpost #marauders map #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #padfoot #moony #prongs #wormtail #remus lupin textpost #sirius black textpost #marauders fan #marauders incorrect quotes #the marauders #marauders era #marauders era incorrect quotes #hp marauders #daily hp shitposts