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ilovesadiesink · 2 days

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kaz: i just ended a 5 year old relationship

jesper: oh my god are you okay??

kaz: *cleaning his blood-stained cane* I'm okay it wasn't mine

#six of crows #shadow and bone #jesper fahey #kaz brekker #soc spinoff #b99 #b99 quotes

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todayontumblr · 5 months

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Wednesday, December 13.

Andre Braugher, 1962-2023.

We are saddened by the news that actor Andre Braugher has passed away, aged 61, after a brief illness. But we are glad to celebrate the life and work of this deep-voiced, deadpan legend with a wealth of wonderful tributes from across the dashboard—as Tumblr pays tribute to this biggest, warmest of hearts the only way it knows how. Oh Captain, Our Captain.

#today on tumblr #andre braugher #raymond holt #brooklyn nine nine #frank pembleton #homicide life on the street #she said #fantastic four rise of the silver surfer #brooklyn 99 #holt #captain holt #cheddar #b99 #b99edit #b99 quotes

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doodlejoops · 1 year

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There isn’t a Rosa Diaz quote that can’t also apply to Kacchan.

#b99 quotes #kacchan #kacchan fanart #bakugou katsuki #bakugou Katsuki fanart #bnha #bnha fanart #mha #Mha fanart #joops art

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occudo · 5 months

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fine, they can be happy too

pose ref

#occudo's art #tma fanart #melanie king #georgie barker #archivist!georgie #alternative archives #b99 quotes

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veryberryjelly · 7 months

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gone to shit

pairing : jake peralta x fem!reader

prompt : "can i have one more hug?" "aw, babe you don't have to ask, c'mere..."

𝐧𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧

your day had been going too well for it to continue.

you had gotten to your local coffee shop before it got too busy, gotten up to the bullpen without getting catcalled by some jackass outside and you and your boyfriend were the only ones in the office which was nice.

it was quiet and the first 30 minutes your day was spent sat opposite jake just talking until your friends and colleagues filtered in through the elevator.

and then everything came crashing down.

multiple people in the holding cell caused the bullpen to be filled with noise which was unsettling.

the coffee you had gotten this morning spilled over your desk and your lap.

your phone had died half way through a conversation with your sister and you knew she wouldn't appreciate it seeming like you hung up on her.

and you had misfiled some evidence and had to talk to holt to fix it.

you hoped he would be in a good mood so this wouldn't end up with you getting reamed out.

unfortunately that was not the case.

while he didnt yell you could sense the annoyance & slight disappointment in his tone as he told you do leave so he could deal with it.

and you did leave.

but instead of heading back to your desk you went to the evidence lock up, heading towards the back corner and sinking down onto the floor, the cool surface bringing you out of your head very slightly.

but it wasnt enough to stop the hot burning tears from falling from your eyes.

this wasnt something you should be getting so upset about, there were people in the world that had it a lot worse than you and here you were crying over the tiniest things.

just because they had happened in quick succession it felt so overwhelming.

you were way too in your own head to notice your name being called quietly into the room.

it was only when you saw a set of shoes infront of you that your attention was pulled from the spiralling thoughts in your head.

your hands instantly lifted to wipe at your cheeks to try and pass it off like you weren't crying.

" woah woah, hey. what's wrong, babe? "

the sound of jake's voice did not relax you as much as usual.

you shook your head, trying to shake off this awful tightness in your chest but that did nothing to calm jake's worry.

he crouched down beside you momentarily before sitting down next to you, knowing that his gaze on you could overwhelm you even further.

his arm dropped to around your shoulders and your head instantly dropped down onto the soft fabric of his hoodie.

" you wanna tell me why you're hiding in the evidence lock up ?" he asked, his fingertips running over the fabric of your shirt.

" everything was just going so well this morning and then i spilled my coffee, the holding cell is so full of jackasses, my phone died and then i misfiled some evidence... it all just went to shit "

his small motions on your shoulder were calming you slightly but not by much, your shoulders were still shaking and you couldnt bring yourself to take a full breath.

jake didn't reply for a few moments but his fingertips kept tracing shapes over your shoulder.

" ok, well these are all easy fixes. rosa has a charger in her desk she'll let you use, the holding cell is thinning out really quickly and you left a spare pair of jeans at my apartment a couple days ago and i brought them to give back to you, so you can change into those. "

how he managed to solve all of your problems so quickly you'll never know, but you were just so grateful.

you turned your body further into his, smiling softly when he wrapped his arm tighter around you and pressed a short kiss onto the top of your head.

" thank you "

" you're welcome, babe " he said quietly.

both of you remained sat on the floor of the evidence lock up for a couple more minutes before jake moved to stand and lead both of you back to the bullpen.

before he could take you outside you pulled him back by his hand, a soft and playful pout resting on your lips.

"can i have one more hug?" you asked, tilting your head back to look up at him.

a grin spread across his face.

"aw, babe you don't have to ask, c'mere..."

you quickly closed the two feet between the two of you and wrapped your arms around his torso, your head buried against his chest.

another 5 minutes were spent surrounded by weapons in boxes just hugging your boyfriend.

but when you returned to the bullpen, everything seemed a little bit better

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frava8 · 2 years

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B99 and Mha because... why not?😁

#bnha #mha #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #bnha deku #izuku mydoria #bnha bakugo katsuki #kirishima ejirou #all might #mha toshinori #iida tenya #denki kaminari #shoto todoroki #endeavor #enji todoroki #bnha hawks #keigo takami #b99 reference #b99 quotes

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pendragon-writes · 1 year

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Pink

M!Reader, walking into the building with a pink hoodie:

Gaz: Oh, my, god

Soap: M!Readers wearing pink! M!Readers wearing pink!

Gaz: Are we sure it's not a white hoodie that was bloodied from one of the rookies?

Rudy: Maybe it wasn't him, does he have a twin brother?

Farah: If M!Reader had a twin brother he would have eaten him in the womb

Graves: Wait hold it

Graves: How come none of you teased him about it?

Soap: It's M!Reader, he's scary

Graves: You guys are unbelievable

Graves: I once wore gloves with a splash of purple

Graves: You guys called me 'Mr Grapes' for weeks

The rest of the people laughing:

Farah: Mr Grapes, I forgot about Mr. Grapes

Graves: If I wore a pink shirt you'd tear me to shreds

Gaz: Well, yeah, but you'd look like a 'My Little Pony' with a gun

Rudy: Let me guess, your theatre club is putting on Grease, and you're playing the pink lady

Them laughing again:

Gaz: Good one!

M!Reader: What are you guys laughing at?

Soap: If Graves was wearing a pink shirt

M!Reader: I get it. That's hilarious

Graves: What's happening?!

Graves: M!Reader is the one wearing pink!

M!Reader, giving a death glare: And?

Graves: It's gorgeous, wish I could pull it off

M!Reader: Dream on, Strawberry Shortcake

Soap: Yeah nice try Mr. Grapes!

#b99 quotes #incorrect quotes mw2 #farah mw2 #graves mw2 #soap mw2 #gaz mw2 #rudy mw2 #cod x male!reader #cod x male reader #rudy x małe reader #soap x male reader #soap x male!reader #gaz x male reader #gaz x male!reader #kyle gaz garrick #john soap mactavish

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that-was-a-bit-stupid-of-you · 8 months

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Rosa: what's a word that's a mix between angry and sad?

Amy: malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated

Jake: smad

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localqueerappreciator · 2 months

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after Omega was taken:

Hunter: I need you to drop everything. Nothing in the world is important to me as this girl.

Rex: I wouldn't say nothing. For example, you and I are very close.

Hunter: We don't have time for this.

Rex: Okay..

Hunter: In kidnappings, the first 48 hours are the most crucial.

Rex: Yeah, and in clone years, that's only seven hours.

*Wrecker starts wailing*

Hunter: Now you've upset Wrecker. I hope you're happy.

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fxiryeon · 1 month

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i was born for politics. i have great hair and i love lying ;)

- Luke Castellan, at some point probably

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ilovesadiesink · 10 months

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<six of crows as b99 quotes3

jesper: 9:01! Wylan is officially late for the first time ever

jesper: alright, let's do this. Who's got theories?

matthias: Uhm, the alarm didn't go off

jesper: All three Alarms with battery backup? Come on who wants to take this seriously?

nina: Oh! He was taken in his sleep!

jesper: That's what i'm talking about! Super dark nina, but way more plausibel than matthias' idiotic alarm clock theory

matthias: h-

kuwai: Maybe he fell into another dimension where he's interesting.

kaz: It's 9AM, why is no one working

jesper: Wylan is a few minutes late, and we're trying to guess why

kaz:

kaz: I'd like to play. I'd say he's in line at the bank

wylan: *enters the room*

jesper: There he is! Wylan, where have you been?? We've been worried sick. Care to explain yourself??

wylan: I'm just 70 seconds late, it's not a big deal-

kaz: Wylan, you will tell us, and you will tell us now

wylan: There was a problem at the bank

kaz: HOTDAMN!

#b99 quotes #kaz brekker #jesper fahey #matthias helvar #wylan can eck #inej ghana #nina zenik #six of crows #soc spinoff #shadow and bone #b99 #brooklyn 99 #six of crows x reader #kaz brekker x reader

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audhd-nightwing · 6 months

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teen wolf as b99 quotes

*lydia’s party in s2*

lydia: why is no one having a good time? i specifically requested it.

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isaac, to lydia: derek told me not to let him get hurt tonight, so i’ll keep him away from you.

later

stiles: have you seen lydia?

isaac: lydia died eight years ago.

***

derek: oh, are you and allison no longer…

scott: smushing booties?

derek: …yes that’s exactly how i was going to phrase my sentence, scott.

***

stiles: we gotta get to hospital and we gotta get there fast.

jackson: then i should drive.

scott: why you?

jackson: i have nothing to live for and i drive like it.

stiles: …okay, let’s do it.

***

stiles: all right, give me your hair-dryer.

allison: what?

stiles: don’t you carry one in your purse?

allison: have you ever met a human woman?

stiles: …*calls lydia*

lydia: hey, stiles.

stiles: hey. do you carry a hair-dryer in your purse?

lydia: of course. i’m not an animal.

***

stiles: you think you can just bully people, but you can’t. it’s not okay.

stiles: i’m the bully around here. ask anyone.

***

erica: i’m not a stone cold bitch.

erica: i’m a natural, beautiful presence.

***

stiles: do you know how many basic bitches would kill to have the same personality as me?

***

peter: we can go to my apartment. no one knows where i live.

derek: i thought you had stiles over once.

peter: yeah, it was fun. i moved the next day.

peter: he would way too easily use that information against me.

stiles: he’s right, i would.

***

scott: stiles, i screwed up, big time.

stiles: scott, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.

***

kira: ‘writing things down’ is nerdy!? what do you do?

malia: i just forget stuff like a cool person.

***

allison: you are disturbingly good at this.

lydia: i grew up forging report cards.

lydia: if people knew how smart i was, it would have been harder to control them.

***

stiles: are you a minor? how old are you?

liam: i’m 610. i’m a highlander.

stiles: okay, you know what? i’m gonna put that in there.

stiles: and then you’re gonna be tried as an adult highlander, and they’re gonna cut your head off.

***

erica: what do you look for in a guy?

stiles: i don’t know, real stuff. shape of his ass.

erica: yeah that tracks

***

scott: i straight up drove him off, big screw up on my part.

derek:

scott: i’m trying this new thing, where i just own my mistakes. i like it, do you?

derek: i did. until you bragged about it.

***

boyd: you searched for ‘cheapest date possible’.

stiles: and i wear that search like a badge of honor.

***

scott: wow, your handshake is quite firm.

kira: i took a seminar.

scott: where?

***

stiles: a parsec is actually a measure of distance. that’s one of the many inaccuracies in the ‘Star Wars’ universe.

malia: and what’s ‘Star Wars’?

stiles: oh boy.

***

scott: okay- no big deal, five days is nothing. i’m not afraid to be alone with my own thoughts.

scott: my thoughts are awesome. die hard 6 on a cruise ship… pizza bagel restaurant…

scott: my father never loved me, i’m gonna die alone.

scott: oh boy, that escalated quick.

***

stiles: well, remember when you told me not to burn down the precinct?

sheriff stilinski: you burned down the precinct??

stiles: no, i had the fire put out almost immediately. this is a success story!

***

stiles: peter, this isn’t High School Musical.

scott: yeah, peter, this isn’t High School Musical 2.

stiles: yeah, and it isn’t High School Musical 3: Senior Year.

***

boyd: i’m fine at parties.

boyd: i just stand in the middle of the room and don’t say anything.

***

derek: i only feel one emotion, and it’s anger.

isaac: last night you drunk-texted the whole pack a bunch of heart emojis.

derek: …out of anger.

***

stiles, to jackson: no hard feelings. but i hate you.

stiles: not joking. bye.

***

lydia: give me the ring.

stiles: ha, you sound like Gollum.

lydia: that means nothing to me.

lydia: i don’t see those movies, i’m too pretty.

***

stiles, walking out after a pack meeting ends: sexy train is leaving the station.

stiles: check out this caboose! later, sluts.

***

scott: look at me. do not blow this for us.

random dog that allison hit with her car:

***

peter: i really miss these people, the whole pack. stiles, scott…

peter: …i forget all their other names.

derek: *judgemental eyebrow raise*

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littlehermitten · 9 months

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*Kevin and Holt talking about Jake*

Kevin *sighing* : Jake is not your son, Raymond.

Kevin *to Jake* : Come down from the chair and eat those cookies before they get cold.

Jake *to Kevin* : okay dad!

Kevin:

Kevin *to Holt* : As I was saying, our son needs some ground rules on calling us father during work.

#kisses Jake on his forehead goodbye #they are his dads more than his own father #you can't change my mind #brooklyn 99 #jake peralta #b99 #they are so his dad #raymond holt #kevin #rosa diaz #amy santiago #b99 incorrect quotes #b99 quotes #meme #gina linetti #charles boyle

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zetadraconis11 · 2 months

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HL Incorrect Quotes #99

*as Aurors*

MC, pointing at a map: He says his dealer hangs out here. He said he'll point him out to us. So you approach on foot from the south. And me and Natty will be in Disillusionment here.

Sebastian: Whoa, whoa... "Me and Natty"? Didn't you mean "Natty and I"?

MC: ...Oh, Merlin.

Sebastian: I corrected your grammar! Are you so proud of me? Are you horrified?

#Shamelessly putting my hc of mc and sebastian being a couple of aurors #Couple as in they are a couple that is also a couple of aurors lol #I also thought for my 99th incorrect quote I'd do a quote from b99 #Clever right? Lol #sebastian sallow x mc #sebastian sallow x oc #hogwarts legacy mc #sebastian sallow #hogwarts legacy incorrect quotes #hogwarts legacy #hogwarts legacy headcanons #b99 quotes

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veryberryjelly · 2 months

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hey girl!!! I think ur still writing for jake from b99 (hopefully) so i was wondering if i could request him with a reader who's on her period and she's working, jake brings her home and comforts her (cause her cramps are rlly bad) <3

jake peralta x fem!reader

cw : reader is described as female, reader has truly bad cramps

𝐍𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍

as a woman, one of the necessities of life was making sure you could function during your period.

if you didn't have a way to cope, it was hard, or almost impossible to do day to day tasks such as going to work.

and you had your emergency kit in your desk drawer. heating pad, tampons, spare underwear, pads and some pills your doctor had prescribed to you when you explained how bad your cramps could get.

and while you would usually replenish your kit a few days before your period started, you hadn't expected the wave of cramps that overtook you as you sat at your desk.

"shit-" you muttered under your breath when you felt the first one.

you were quick to open your drawer and look for the familiar yellow bottle, only to find it empty.

your stomach dropped and another cramp rolled through your abdomen.

you couldn't do much about it now, only put on a heating pad, change your underwear and put on a pad.

so that's exactly what you did. you grabbed your necessary supplies and headed towards the bathroom, making an extra effort to walk straight instead of hunched over.

you felt a pair of eyes on you briefly but just ignored it, knowing your priority at the moment.

when you returned to your desk, heating pad in place over your abdomen, you felt a tiny bit better, but the cramps were still coming fierce and fast.

it must've been the crease in your brow that alerted jake of your discomfort because after a few moments you saw a figure sit down at the side of your desk.

you picked your eyes up to find his familiar brown eyes. a soft smile settled briefly on your lips.

" what's up ?" you questioned, dropping your pen down on your desk quietly as to not aggravate the headache you could feel forming.

" you doing okay ?" he questioned, his voice quiet and comforting.

you should've known jake would notice you acting off. he knew you too well not to notice.

" yeah, i'm fine-" you paused momentarily when you felt a stabbing pain in your lower back. " just cramps "

early on in your relationship jake had found out just how bad your cramps could be. after you had to cancel a date last minute saying you were unwell and he showed up to your apartment with takeout. you had just been honest with him and told him you got really bad cramps.

he wasn't rude or grossed out, he just asked how he could help and you ended the night curled on your couch with his arm draped over your stomach, his palm splayed out under your t-shirt on your abdomen.

since that night he had always been there when you needed him to be.

" v'you taken anything ?" he questioned, his voice still slightly hushed.

" haven't replenished my prescription "

a small hiss came from his lips as he took in the repercussions of you not having the thing that made these few days more bearable for you.

" d'you want me to go and refill it for you ?" his suggestion made your heart melt and you reached your hand over to squeeze his hand lightly.

" it's okay, i can wait a couple hours. can we go by the pharmacy on the way home, though ?" you asked to which he nodded immediately.

he gave your hand a small squeeze, giving you a comforting smile before he departed back to his own desk.

you thought you could wait until the end of the work day, but your cramps only worsened over the next hour.

you couldn't focus on your case reports over the stabbing pain through your body.

" c'mon i'm taking you home "

you lifted your head to find jake stood by your desk, his jacket on and his bag over his shoulder.

" jake, you don't have to do this. i'm fine, and we've both got st-"

" would you just let me do this for you? i talked to holt and he's giving you the afternoon off and i'm taking you home. " the way he said it left almost no room for discussion. he was taking you home and that was the end of it.

you didn't debate with him, just pulled your jacket over your shoulders and picked up your bag.

his hand slipped easily into yours as the two of you walked out of the precinct and down towards the parking lot.

the drive back to your apartment wasn't a long one, it felt a lot better after jake hopped out at the pharmacy and returned to the car with your prescription in his hand along with a bottle of water.

when you arrived home, jake told you to go and shower, change and get settled on the couch while he made some tea.

you were quick to go into your bedroom, grab one of jake's t-shirts and a pair of long pyjama pants and get take them into the bathroom.

your shower was quick but definitely made you feel a bit better. when you stepped out you changed into the clothes you had gotten out and walked out into the living room.

you found jake sat on the couch on his phone, a mug of tea on the coffee table beside a hot water bottle and one of your cosiest blankets on the couch.

nothing was said as you sat down and leant into jake's frame, his arms wrapping around you swiftly. he simply offered you the remote and made minimal comments when you put on a film you both enjoyed.

though as much as you enjoyed it, your head went limp against jake's chest within the first half an hour.

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frava8 · 2 years

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If Mha was more focused on romance, I'd love to see some Todomomo and Kamijirou

(The second panel is inspired by a comment that I saw somewhere and that I liked so much😁)

#mha #bnha #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #todomomo #kamijirou #shoto todoroki #momo yaoyorozu #denki kaminari #jirou kyouka #momojirou #uraraka ochako #tsuyu asui #toru hagakure #mina ashido #b99 quotes

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