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thetreefairy · 1 year
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I’m sorry but all I can imagine is dabi and reader in a car outside the todorokis house and they are both like “shoto join the dark side”
EHwghsfdknebrgfw I LOGGED IN TO WRITE A REQUEST AND REORGANIZE MY BLOG BUT FUCK THAT. THIS IS WAY FUNNIER
Do you know the song, Darkside by Neoni? Dabi would blast that shit outside of the todoroki home well shoto was packing a bag for another sleepover at the base. Dabi was singing along in a horrible fashion well Reader was laughing their ass off, well more like wheezing their lungs out.
I wheeze myself and I sound like a fucking kettle, so Reader was laughing like a kettle.
AND SHOTO WOULD BE LIKE: WELL DAD, I MUST LISTEN TO MY BABE AND JOIN THE DARKSIDE!
IM WHEEZING! ANON, you're the anon of 2022, in other words the one that got me to wheeze because I dont wheeze or laugh easily </3
you honestly made my day with this.
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rendevok · 4 months
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step into the light
what do you see?
my sun,
my stars
shining on me
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anonymouscheeses · 4 months
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I ❤️ WOMEN
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WOMEN!!! I LOVE WOMEN AAA
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toastystroodly · 13 days
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some tadc memes
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just-null-cult · 4 months
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Just curious, have you read a Noritoshi x reader fanfic on Quotev titled Body is one, mind is a million?? It is SO. GOOD. SO. GOOD.
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^^^real image of me reading that fic in every chapter
Anon, I need to make out with you rn. Why was this gem hidden from me. Tysm for telling me about this, i will think of nothing else.
heres the link if you want to read it for yourself!
[my rabid ramblings and fanboying under the cut]
FORGIVE ME FOR THE PERSON ILL BECOME ONCE I FINISH READING THIS ALL. IM GONNA TRY SO HARD NOT TO MAKE THIS MY PERSONALITY.
I read the first chapter and intro, and I'm already hooked. Stoic and PINING NORITOSHI??? + TEASING GN READER?????????? I COULD FEEL THE PINING FIRST CHAP IN IM FUCKING DONE.
dude, you have no idea how badly I needed this in my veins. it's so tough finding fics that I like, and this one is so //PUNCHES MYSELF.. man if i tweak how i write for Noritoshi bc of this fic, i'll die. tysm to the writers out there.
IM GONNA GO DELUSIONAL BRO OH MY GOD AFJEK the way Kuzure (the author) wrote Noritoshi to be annoyed by you but grow to love you. its. ITS MY FAVORITE TROPE.. kuzure........ i have to add you to the wall of heros..
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stealingyourbones · 2 years
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Prompt: Ghosts have this truce situation where they will protect other ghosts from human hunters. If a ghost was in serious danger of being capture they'll help even if they are enemies. Danny has just escaped from the GIW running on instinct when he feels Red Hood who is ghostly enough to count as safe. Thus Hood ends up having this weird meta kid wrapped around him refusing to let go and some strange government agents shooting him. Well any people shooting at kids should get shot back at
Yes. good shit. This absolutely happens with more than just Danny. Maybe some like ghosts of lost souls in Gotham flock to Jason for hell against a priest who’s trying to exorcise them. A small green dog jumps into Jason’s arms in the middle of a drug bust because a bunch of those strange government guys is chasing after the pooch.
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allastoredeer · 1 month
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Every time I see a wildly OOC fic of Alastor I imagine Vox wrote it. Especially if it involves Radiostatic. XD
LMAO I can just imagine you scrolling through fics and finding a super OOC one and just
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Vox thought we wouldn't notice, but we did. What else did you expect from someone with the username FuckAlastor4Life and their blog fuck-alastor-but-not-in-a-sexy-way.horny.com.org.gov.
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q1ngqve · 1 month
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hold on i need to synthesize a thought:
stalker! boothill. as a galaxy ranger, he's no stranger to wrangling his targets, and you're definitely not an exception. but he's willing to bide his time, waiting for the perfect opportunity to pounce. it just so happens that you came home from work in the dead of the night, so tired from today's events that you forget to properly shut the front door- and boothill takes it as an invitation! sure, he could have just as easily broken the door down, but he's willing to wait until you were perfect for the taking.
and take boothill did, tying you up with rope and tearing off that dingy uniform of yours- he's made decent scratch in his time, so he's be happy to buy you a new uniform later! for now, he just wants to appreciate you being oh so compliant with him. meanwhile, you're delirious from the lack of rest, and very horny, so your exhausted mind comes to the conclusion that you're having a wet dream right now
it isn't until you wake up in the morning with sore legs, your pussy wet and full of cum, and one very cuddly cowboy did you realize that perhaps your wet dream was realer than you thought. (you gave him a headbutt when you saw your tattered uniform, but he just grinned and started teasing you again- still bound by rope. you decide to call in sick for the day and attend to your stalker/bf)
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GRRRRR I LOVE HOW I STARTED A STALKER AWAKENING IN YOU GUYS 🤭 FIRST IT WAS THE ANIMAL HYBRIDS, NOW THIS 🤪
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moose-muffin · 3 months
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Lee Vox enthusiast? Aight bet.
The brain rot I have for this man is not even funny, he's so lee-coded I swear to god-
Probably the kind of lee that provokes their lers into wrecking them (both intentionally and unintentionally.) I.E refusing to let Velvette watch TV on him despite knowing full well she's feeling playful, or getting so worked up about Alastor people will do anything to make him shut up about it.
Height does not matter because he's way to easy to fluster, you could be twice as big or twice as small but the fact remains that he will crumble when his hips are targeted.
Definitely glitches out when he's being got good, might even get to see him flash through random channels if you can really get him going. Just be careful that he isn't too close to any electronics because he might fry them by mistake.
Accidentally caused a black out throughout half the Vee's building one time, it took a week to be fully repaired and Velvette still hasn't stopped making fun of him for it.
Spends 90% percent of his energy covering his face/stifling his laugh (and failing horribly)
I'd throw in some Radiostatic for flavor but I'm not sure how you feel about that pairing so I'll leave it at this for now lol-
Thanks for the excuse to ramble about the TV guy - 📽
ME CURRENTLY: 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭
THESE HEADCANONS ARE MAKING MY BRAIN DO LIKE CARTWHEELS AND BACKFLIPS I AM SO GRATEFUL RIGHT NOW!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SHARING THESE WITH THE CLASS <3
YOU ARE RIGHT THAT HE’S LEE-CODED!!!!! He is so Lee it’s actually crazy! We saw him at the end of Stayed Gone. That man was stomping his feet.. you KNOW he does that when he gets tickled too LIKEEEE IMAGINE OH MY GOD
THIS PART SPECIFICALLY WAS SO ACCURATE AND I AM OBSESSED. THE FACT IT CAN BE UNINTENTIONAL AND ALSO VERY MUCH INTENTIONAL LIKE WITH VELVETTE WANTING TO WATCH TV ON HIMMMM AND THEN TICKLING HIM TO GET HER WAY!!!!!! THIS IS WHY SHES AN ICON AND ALSO WHY VOX IS LEE MOVING ON
THIS PART IS ADORABLE. BIG SCARY ALASTOR DEMON VERSION OR LIKE VELVETTE BEING A LITTLE SHIT BECAUSE ITS SO FUN FOR HER <3 DONT THINK I MISSED THE TICKLISH HIPS COMMENT. UR SPITTING BARS CURRENTLY
GIGGLING AT THIS ONE!!! THE Flipping THRU CHANNELS!!!!!! IMAGINE HE JUST GOES FROM LIKE SOME COOKING SHOW TO A SOAP OPERA TO LIKE IDK MTV TO LIKE IDK IF HELL HAS IMPRACTICAL JOKERS BUT I HOPE THEY DO OR AT LEAST SOMETHING ADJACENT, REGARDLESS ABSOLUTE TOTAL SILLINESS (please tease him about it oh my GOD he would get so flustered)
THIS IS FUCKINF CRAZY AND I LOVE IT ITS SO CANON. VELVETTE LOVES BRINGING IT UP OR TRYING TO GET HIM TO EXPLAIN IT TO PEOPLE. HE DOESNT TELL THEM AND SHE HAS TO OF COURSE TICKLE HIM TO PROVE JUST HOW TICKLISH HE IS AND THEN TELLS THE STORY. He’s MORTIFIED but also a little flustered and blushy <3 god he’s so gorgeous
oh my god please PLEASE IF YOU HAVE RADIOSTATIC HEADCANONS I WOULD LOVEEEEE TO HEAR THEM!!!! IM SLOWLY BECOMING A FAN OF THEM (not that I wasn’t before, I was just kinda like “haha that’s a funny concept” and now the vision is clearer and im feeling feelings)
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS ASK <3 GENUINELY SO KIND AND SWEET AND I ABSOLUTELY ADORED EVERY SECOND!!! YOU HAVE A GREAT STYLE OF WRITING ITS SO FUN AND JUST WORKSSSS
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ironicsoap · 2 years
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humantale sans, designed by @cinnimani !
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Warning for naughty jokes
Fuck it. I'm posting this in low quality, on a secondary blog, without the other comics I planned, because "jaxed off" has me in tears.
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Aaaand... quality drop.
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yuriinadress · 1 year
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Bernard deserves to see that Batman Beyond vol 5 #5 Tim Drake
FUCK YEAH HE FUCKING DOES
Literally all I could think about after seeing that Tim was him and older Bernard together
Like WHEW, Bernard really hit the jackpot in the DILF category
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frnkiebby · 26 days
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I JUST HAD AN AMAZING THOUGHT
A WHOLE ASS FIC ABOUT HELPING FRANK TAKE CARE OF HIS TATTOOS
LIKE MOISTURIZING THEM AND EVERYTHING
*dies*
that is honestly an ADORABLE fucking idea!!! i do like to write so maybe i’ll try my hand at it, who knows. might make a frnkiebby ao3 and see what happens. write some tooth rotting fluff.~🎃
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kalfui · 2 months
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hiya, sent the looooong ask way back down. it is nice to see that there is a community of people that enjoy canon!alastor, I'm glad I sent that in order to see more of us chiming in.
still, feel like I put us on a bit of a sad train there, so balancing out on your blog with some favourite things about the character:
that he doesn't really like men, but gets on very well with women and that women also very much enjoy his company in return -- vaggie sooomewhat exempt, but to be fair, he did make a deal with her girlfriend, and also he did end up helping her with the commercial, so even she's got more respect from him than I'd argue any of the guys in the show (also isn't she genuinely smiling when he pops up again at the end?) I'd really want to go into deepdives of each of his relationships with women (charlie, rosie, nifty, mimzy, vaggie, heck potentially carmilla and susan too) that we've seen so far. wonder if he'll get on with cherri bomb too if she sticks around the hotel
something about a guy who women feel somewhat safe around, because there's a sense that he's not about to hit on them or objectify them, but just enjoys their company and is in return also very charming and a great conversationalist
(this of course quite funny considering his past as a serial killer, but hey, what character in this verse aside from charlie hasn't got a very messy past with murder)
also I think all the people around him can tell there's a queerness to him that isn't definable by the classic "lgbt" because of how he presents -- I like the way this show managed to hit on some of the overlap between aspec identity and other forms of queer identities, that is, alastor is very camp, and there's a history of aspec people being folded into other queer spaces and having similar manners of conduct and codes of being. I just think the way alastor moves and speaks is wonderfully well done, and not just when he's being a little weirdo on purpose
that being said, also like his weirdo "not-necessarily-trying-to-freak-people-out" traits, like the neck craning. this isn't me talking about him as queer necessarily, it's just something I do as well, especially when trying to understand what's going on or listen better. next time I watch I'm going to pay attention to when he tends to do that
but the being a little weirdo as someone that has always felt like an outsider to how people are "meant" to be and embracing that and enjoying that, rather than angsting about it, especially in a story where there is an underlying theme of romantic love throughout, alastor being there and that not being his drive makes the themes its hitting on so much more rounded (and presumably will continue to do so)
I really like that he doesn't know, because of that invisibility x 100000 during his lifetime (asexual was coined in the early 20th century but it wasn't widespread, nor do I know if there were communities of people who claimed that term as early as the 1920s -- but probably not in louisiana in any case!) especially with regards to the aromantic part of the equation. it's quite nuanced in its depiction (amir talked about liking that too -- that he wanted it spoken aloud so it was there, but it wouldn't make sense for alastor to know)
I am also very into rosie knowing and what this says for her as having a sort of "matchmaker of the village" vibe to her, that she's kept up with the newest queer lingo, but that she's also not told alastor/potentially hasn't even floated the idea properly to him outside of that joke + maybe other jokes?
things we don't know so much about/anything about: I'd be so into knowing more about his relationship with his mother, and how his aroaceness also ties into the otherness/not being easily definable of a creole background, and more about the struggle during his lifetime of potentially feeling apart from what other people are -- since this show overlaps a lot with horror all over the place, I like that his background includes being a serial killer, it has Thematic Deliciousness and fits with the show generally (like I said, who hasn't got a messy past and probably killed some people on this show?) -- but how his becoming close to people is over the radio, with that disconnect between body and voice (relatable to me again) and being able to reach people through that voice whilst it still being on his terms, not how society demands connection, and also through his murders, which in a lot of cannibal murder narratives (hannibal, raw, yellowjackets, ravenous, etc) the idea is about getting close to people, as well as exploring dis/respect of others. basically -- how did alastor feel about the people he killed? were they people he wanted to be closer to, or people he despised, or both? I lean towards the second, considering how he tends to unleash demon form against characters he thinks are beneath him/deserve pain
also in the future, am very excited to see how he'll function both as a very dark grey moral figure who's on the "good guys" team, but who also perhaps will want eventually to get closer to the people of the hotel (he seems to genuinely care, considering he pushed mimzy away without knowing he had an audience in husk), but lack the language of how with the amount he's cut himself off from deeper connections, potentially with an underlying feeling there of "connection = romance" his whole life, and the only ways he's had of dealing with that is by being superficial with people around him/the constant powerplays. basically -- what will it take for him to be genuine and vulnerable around people?
although that being said, clearly rosie, nifty, and mimzy like him enough to have been a part of his life/afterlife for a good long while (not that nifty has much of a choice, but she also definitely likes him)
also wonder what it would take for him to cede control and trust that someone would help him simply because. I think with his background of being an outsider, being callous and taking what you can get however you can get it, only to have someone get their hooks into him through that deal, is such a great, complex little tragedy, and whether at some point he'll be able to escape that narrative or be doomed by it, excited to see. and I think this does play into his being aroace, because of the way this is an invisible, but oh-so-tangible lacunae in someone's life that makes people shun you and treat you differently. as much as I'm into how it's not angsty for him to move through the afterlife the way he does, I wouldn't be averse to some (more) angst related to needing to be in control because it's the one thing that has kept him together his entire life/afterlife, and ultimately the impossibility of that
basically: Great Alastor Altruist and the continued fallout from realising he really did almost just die... for the sake of his friends. and whether that will push him at first into being more closed off/manipulative, or if he'll embrace-ish the idea that he (gasp) likes these people. bit of both probably
saw a post somewhere that talked about how alastor would like velvette the best out of the vees and might even get on with her, and I'm adopting that as a headcanon for now. I just think they'd be such a great odd friendship from the outside, but at the same time it really works + of course vox would hate it
(also one last one that's more salty: other characters potentially going "hey, love might help alastor to open up more" and him getting justifiably very angry at having to assert his boundaries. on the one hand I wish it didn't have to be something as blatant as this for people to get with the programme, on the other, that episode in bojack horseman where todd and his girlfriend are both ace and he goes to dinner at her parents house, and they're both extremely allosexual, is one of the best episodes of tv ever, so sometimes a big stick is what's needed)
this got long, ending it here, but could go on forever. the TL;DR is that I enjoy how rich a character he is, and how that plays into the wider themes and arcs of the show, and how his aroaceness has existed thus far in the show as simply There in mannerisms, including the spectrum of disinterest-disgust when people either talk about romantic or sexual things, or whenever angel tried to hit on him to begin with, but also just the flick of the wrist, the crane of the head, the playful way he interacts with people whilst also practicing vigorous assertion of his own boundaries, the way he weaponises his smile, etcetc. and in subtle things like his easy friendships with women, and how all of the above plays into his character arc of creating distance between himself and other people, whilst asserting control over situations by literally being The Radio Demon, and so on. there's a whole analysis of this particular character as aroace being The Radio Demon that one could do. and that I also like his background and hope we get to see more of it/confirm it more
Oh my god, Anon. You are simply amazing. Thank you so much for both your earlier ask and this one, I'm so glad that because of your ask, many other people have been sharing their thoughts with me, and it makes me very happy! I love how you worded this! You're saying everything I couldn't find the words for. Thank you so so much! As I don't have much to say other than how much I appreciate and agree with you, I'll leave your ask out in the open for everyone to read because this is simply wonderful, I can't wait for the shows future, and Alastors future. He's such a lovely character. I can't help but love him way too much, and reading through this made me happy that others also love his character and just how much they do, too! I'm glad other people share my opinions and are curious about what will happen next! My inbox is always open for thoughts, theories, and whatever else you could say about characters canon personalities, characteristics, relationships and etc!
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oifaaa · 11 months
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have you read dc bombshells and have you seen bombshells jason? tiny boy jason? he is very cute
Yes i absolutely adore the bombshell books I even have the first two in the deluxe editions tiny baby Jason gets adopted by Kate and Renee is just one of the many reasons I love that series
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reversed-jester-pomni · 5 months
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*throws knife into your chest*
It's been awhile since I've done that!
-🗡 *dissapers of the face of the earth again*
Ps: 🖕uwu🖕
SSGNMHGSJMJGYMWHJSUHJKSHUMSBSHMYSGHYJSGJHYGMSYHGNMSMHGGSGYNHSHNGYY OW?
@ask-ragatha-tadc
/p.s bro woke up on the wrong side of the bed/
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