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hey guys, i’ll be taking a break from tumblr till the start of may (because of uni and an essay i have to write) promise i’ll be back with yummy fics 😋

#🀣 lan!

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miss lan, did you see the updated version of jing yuan in the tea party promotional art? they covered ur man’s chest up because it was too scandalous 😲 buttoned it all the way up to the top and EVERYTHING LMAO !! they heard ur whorehouse comment and ran ˃▿˂

everyone is so fine though omg,, suits are so hot! kicking my feet over gallagher refusing to wear his blazer... the rolled up sleeves, he wants me to bite him so bad 😘 the type to pull you aside from a formal event so he can bully his cock into you somewhere that’s only semi–private — 🍓

??????? how dare they omg #freethosetitties #justiceforhistits

also the gallagher paragraph at the bottom 😋 twirling my hair and everything!!!! he’d push you into an empty room and bunch your dress up and cover your mouth and and

#justice for my man #free his tits #let the people see #the wife (me) approves #i’ll suck on his tits tonight #maybe even make a video and show it to the world #😋😋😋 #🍓 anon!!!!!

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aaa i’ve just scrolled thru ur m. list nd can i say im obsessed with the way u write!!! ♡( ◡‿◡ ) i was hoping if i was able to become an anon!!! preferably the 💟 if its not taken!!! i hope ur having a great day today! <3

if you listen closely you can hear my screaming in the distance 😜

#WELCOME TO MY BLOG BABY #yay we have a new emoji anon hehe #💟 anon!!!!!

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I DID ITTT! I MADE THE ACC. It's like EMPTY ASF. But I just made it, so it's a work in progress😊 I DID RAFAYEL FROM LUV AND DEEPSPACE. But I need motivation🙃😮‍💨

OMG YAY 🤭 CANT WAIT TO VISIT IT

#GO GO GO #I’LL BE FLIRTING WITH YOU ON YOUR ACCOUNT 😼 #☃︎ anons!

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if i were to start a discord channel to sell merch from china would you guys wanna join (because i know it’s so expensive outside of china and the variety sucks)

#🀣 lan!

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MISS LANN JUST WANT TO TELL YOU THAT I GOT AVENTURINE AHHH. I WON MY RATE OFF AAAHHHHHHH MY BABY COME HOME BABY BABY LOVE YOU AVENTURINE. I WILL SHOWER YOU WITH MY HUG AND KISSES

i'm still grinding for his lightcone tho, i hope i can won my rate off in his lightcone too

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OMG YES THAT’S GREAT 🗣️ HOPE YOU GET HIS LIGHT CONE TOO ARGH I JUST KNOW HE’S SO HAPPY TOO

#aventurine is so good to everybody that loves him 😭 #🦦 anon!!!!!

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HALLO MISS LAN, I'm currently thinking of being one of those rp people in Tumblr. But I need help on deciding who I should be😭 I can be anyone from Love and Deepspace, HSR and Genshin Impact! Pls halp me. I'm DYING.

I WONT BE OF MUCH HELP BECAUSE I’D SAY DO ALL OF THE CHARACTERS THAT YOU LIKE 🤭 share with us if you do make the blogs teehee

#☃︎ anons!

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*writes dilf!childe filth, falls asleep, does college stuff, checks tumblr*

*gets blasted by several notifs*

damn y'all really ate up dilf!childe x maid!reader LMFAO

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😜 it was so delicious!!!! all of you have the filth talent

#🍄 anon!!!!!

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Pspspsp

Some dog Gallagher thoughts coming your way. :] If you need them.

https://www.tumblr.com/viliciousworld/747962829195395073/dog-gallagher-thoughtsheadcanons

oh— 😜 mouth wide open on my knees waiting for him to shoot all his seeds down my throat 🙁

#𐙚 情书

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Us

FR

#𓇼 mutuals!

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HI BABY POO I MISS YOU

BABY HI I MISS YOU TOO 😘

#HOW ARE YOU #𓇼 mutuals!

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look who came home 🗣️🗣️🗣️

#goodluck to everybody pulling!!!!!! #🀣 lan!

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i want to feast too omg please.. i’m starving, need to see 🍄’s blog about dilf! childe once it’s finished if that’s fine >_< i hate that he swarms my brain so easily AND so often wtf... dilf! childe, fox! childe, mean childe, clingy childe 🙁  — 🍓

GO RIGHT NOW 🗣️🗣️🗣️ I JUST REBLOGGED IT TEEHEE

#dilf! fox! mean! childe 😩 #DROOLING #🍓 anon!!!!!

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graargagrggegagaga sharingbmy brainrot about dilf!childe because this mf has me in a chokehold!!! ( tagging @q1ngqve since she's the one who planted dilf!childe in my brain )

i wrote all of this in my notes app thats how unhinged this got

cw: childe being mean, degradation, rough s/ex, p in v, creampie, afab!reader, mating press, fingering, dilf!childe, implied age gap (childe is in his early 40s in this one), power dynamics (you're his personal maid), usage of petnames

imagine being hired as his personal maid. your tasks are relatively simple: keep his home clean, cook him meals, keep track of his letters, do the laundry, so on and so forth. childe's family immediately took a liking to you, as you're an agreeable, hardworking lady. they treat you like their own instead of just being childe's maid. childe however seems entirely indifferent, if amicable to you- he is in no means a bad boss! he just has his duties to attend to, so he can't afford to spend that much time with you. you personally don't mind since it means he can't be around to witness just how much of a lovestruck fool you are when it comes to all things childe.

what you don't realize is that childe thinks about you ever since he hired you as a maid. he fantasizes about how he would take you for himself, how he might tear off that uniform of yours so he can have full acess to your body. childe swears that one day he'll have you warming his bed, he just needs to hold out for just a little bit longer...

one day, while childe is out on business, you happen upon one of his shirts. though you're supposed to wash it for childe to wear later, you can't help but hold it close to you, inhaling the master's scent. it wouldn't hurt to indulge just for once, right? and the lord harbinger wouldn't be back for a while- you can wash off the evidence later. so you find yourself on childe's bed, reaching between your legs while burying your face in his shirt, pretending that he's the one playing with your clit.

meanwhile, childe makes it home earlier than scheduled- he's an experienced man after all. but something is amiss, where is his cute little maid? that's when he hears noises coming from his bedroom, noises that sound suspiciously like his maid. he stays silent as he peers inside, watching as you pleasure yourself while holding onto his shirt. childe restrains himself from kicking open the door and ramming himself into your cunt- he has to punish you first.

you don't realize what's happening at first. one moment you were busy pleasuring yourself, next you find your hands tied above your head with childe's shirt. he sinisterly grins. "so this is what you've been doing while i was gone? such insolence. to think my maid has the guts to do such a lewd act." you cry out as he plunges his fingers in your leaking hole, moaning as he easily bullies your sweet spot.

"such a naughty thing- you're already soaked. you missed your master this much?" childe cooed into your ear, letting out breathy chuckles as he kept pumping his fingers, gathering your slick. but he doesn't let you cum just yet, pulling out his fingers. you gasp, panting as you feel your release dying down while childe rubs your slick between his fingers before hovering them near your mouth. "open wide." your mouth obediently falls open, moaning when childe forces you to taste yourself, sucking on his fingers.

"good, you can still follow instructions. if you'll be good, i'll make you cum. can you promise me that, sweetie?" childe hums, though he keeps his fingers inside your mouth. you can only moan in response. he smiles, removing his fingers. there was barely a moment of respite before childe places his hand at the back of your head, pulling you in for a kiss.

his lips barely relent in their attack, not allowing for a breath of air as he forced his tongue inside, groaning when he felt your own entangling with his. meanwhile, his hands waste no time, unbuckling his belt and pulling down his pants. your breath hitches when you feel his cock sliding between your wet folds, whimpering when his tip catches your clit.

"m-master-"

"none of that, sweetie," childe shushes, pushing your thighs to your chest, fulling exposing your throbbing cunt for him to admire. he feels himself salivate, both at the sensation of your warmth slicking up his shaft and at your lewd expression.

he leans down, laving your neck in kisses as he positions the tip of his dick to your entrance. you gasp, feeling childe slowly rolling his hips and pushing the tip inside. "call me childe. if you can do that- mph- i'll make you cum. can you do that, angel?"

you didn't have enough time to respond before you felt the tip of childe's cock enter your cunny, crying out as you thrashed about. "childe! ah!" you were so wet childe didn't have much trouble in stuffing the rest of his rod inside you, groaning as he felt your warmth pulse and squeeze around him until he bottoms out. he pants, nearly cumming on the spot.

"chiiilde- oh! it's too much..." you whimpered, your body quivering as he rolled his hips, stirring your insides with ease. you sobbed as he drew back, his cock dragging against your sensitive walls before thrusting back in, hitting your pleasure spots with ease. "childe!"

"there you go, you're being such a good little girl for me!" childe shakily laughs, pinching your cheeks as he drew his hips back again, grinning when you yelped as he slammed his hips into yours. his dull, sapphire eyes seem to sparkle when he feels your cunt pulsing around him, groaning as he ground himself deep inside. "hah- i can feel you trying to milk me down there. you've been waiting for this for a long time, haven't you?" childe asks, his voice oozing with condescension as he began a quick pace, his hips smacking against yours as your pussy gushes around his cock.

your moans are like a sweet symphony to his ears as you loop your arms around his neck, shrieking when he pulled his hips back all the way before plunging deep inside. "shit-" childe rasped, as he felt your hole tighten around his cock. tears fill your eyes, crying out his name as your legs trembled from the stimulation.

"did you just cum from that?" you tried to shake your head no, but it isn't long before childe began brutally thrusting in and out of your sensitive cunt. you don't hear the lewd moans and screams coming out from your mouth, drool and tears mingling together as childe keeps pace, driving his cock deep as he groans.

"you- hng! you little minx! you planned this all along, didn't you? ugh-" childe gasped out, his member throbbing as he dutifully rubs the walls of your cunt, reaching down to rub tight circles on your clit. you cry out in alarm, feeling another orgasm fast approaching. "lusting after an older man- how delightfully lewd. haah-" a mad grin graces his features as he starts chasing his high. "maybe i should keep you all to myself and make you my personal cocksleeve! you'd like that, don't you sweetie?"

you don't hear yourself agreeing with childe, mind numb and focusing only on how deep his cock is. his thrusts become even rougher and sloppy, before childe lets out a large groan as he ground his hips super close to yours, shooting his cum deep inside. you come at the same time, wailing as your pussy milked his dick, tears streaming down your face.

childe huffs, pumping his hips a few times before reluctantly removing himself from your cunt, his chest rising and falling as he watches his seed leak from your hole. meanwhile you lay against the bed with a blissed out expression, trying to steady your breathing. you almost flinch when childe leans in and presses a kiss to your cheek, wiping away your tears. "good girl~" he purred, brushing the hair from your sticky, sweat covered face. you sniffle, leaning into the palm of his hand. "i can't believe how lucky i am to have you." childe tugs on the sleeves of his shirt, finally freeing your hands from their prison. "stay here, sweetie. i'll draw up a bath for you."

a few minutes later, you find yourself on the sharing a bath with childe. he hums a snezhnayan children's lullaby as he cleans you, scrubbing your bath with a sponge. it's a little strange to be receiving such tender treatment from childe, especially since you are supposed to be the one cleaning him. still, you can't complain, especially when childe kisses you as he lifts you from the bath since you can't exactly walk well after your little session.

"sweetie, how about i give you a promotion?" childe asks, looking into your eyes. "my family likes you a lot, you know. don't you think it'd be a wonderful idea to join them for real?" you look at him with wide eyes, cheeks turning pink.

"you mean...?"

childe chuckles. "you're such a cute little thing, angel. what do you say?"

you immediately say yes, leaning up to kiss childe on the lips, giggling when you feel the stubble on his chin scratch against your face.

a day later, childe sends out a few notices that he's receiving interviews for a new housekeeper while you sit in his lap, kissing his neck and breathing in his cologne. in the end, childe did get you to warm his bed. :)

#oh my god #my legs are shaking from hard i just came from this #heart pounding #breath stolen #everything #😜 need him on my bed rn #꩜ reblogs!

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miss lan would you be okay in being tagged in stuff? dilf!childe made me act unwise and now im writing a whole thing based on him skdbdkdb

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YES OF COURSE!!!!! GO AHEAD 🗣️🗣️🗣️

#ready to feast #HEHEH #🍄 anon!!!!!

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MISS LAN, HAVE YOU SEEN THE LATEST PROMOTIONAL ART? WHAT IS YOUR MAN DOING WITH THAT EXPOSED CHEST? AND WHY DOES HE LOOK SO GORGEOUS IN A SUIT?

Please take him away asap 😭 I can't control my eyes and thoughts from wandering 😭

I think you're gonna have a field day with it XD

Here's the link if you can't find it!

holding up my pants rn because it’s trying to fly away from home 🙂‍↕️ who allowed him to show his chest while i’m away at linkon city????? WHEN DID THIS TURN INTO A WHOREHOUSE

#if im at shanghai rn i’ll be able yo go #BUT I AM NOT #🙁 #𐙚 情书

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I JUST PLAYED THIS GAME CALLED GOING LIVE and...

that was the most traumatizing dating sim I've ever played.

i’ve heard about it 🤔 why is it traumatizing tho

#☃︎ anons!