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alexthevillan · 8 months

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"Rottmnt! Leo x Fem! Winged Reader"

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Leo sighed and walked through his newly opened portal. 'Man...I really hate doing patrols...', Leo thought to himself as he plopped down on his bed.

Scrambling around on his bed, he sighed softly. "....I really wish my girlfriend was here...", Leo said to himself as he pouted and buried his face in his pillow.

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"WAIT A MINUTE!!", Leo yelled out loud and got back up. Running to his bed side table, he grabbed his ōdachi and swung it around to create a new portal.

Peaking his head through, Leo looked around and saw Y/n's room. Softly cheering to himself, he walked through it and winced at what time it was.

"Euughh booyyy....Y/n is not gonna be happy about this one...!", Leo said as he looked at the analog clock and towards the bed, holding the sleeping Y/n.

Y/n groaned in her sleep softly as she turned over, her arm falling off the side of the bed. Leo's eyes softened and his pupils widened, his plastron starting to slightly rumble as he churred.

Leo went over to the bed and grabbed her hand, placing his face in it as his churrs get louder and he rubs into her hand.

He let go of her hand and placed it beside her head. He then got up and clambered over her, he avoided her spread out wings and laid behind her. Leo moved towards her and nuzzled into her back, in between her shoulder blades.

His churring got louder and he held Y/n tighter.

HUZZAH! P.O.V. CHANGE MF!

Y/n woke with a groan, trying to stretch but found she couldn't. "...Wha...Huh...? Why can't I...?", Y/n asked to herself softly.

She looked down and saw....LEO?!? What was Leo doing here?? When did he get here?..And was he...nuzzling her in his sleep?

"Leo...? What..?", Y/n asked as Leo buried his snout into the crook of her neck. Y/n smiled softly and closed her eyes once more. As she gently wrapped both her arms and wings around him, she sighed softly and grabbed the cover.

As she covered them up and slowly fell back asleep, she could feel him vibrating and his tail wagging as he churred. She let out a small giggle and finally fell back asleep.

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Just wanted to write a lil smth before goin' back to doing my requests lol

Hope you guys like it and enjoy! And as always, have a wonderful day or night.

~Alex

#alex's ask's #rottmnt #ROTTMT LEO #rottmnt leo #rottmnt leo x reader #leo x reader #rottmnt fan fic #lol #i was bored #and this is the shitpost result #Leo's such a simp

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sentientsky · 4 months

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guess who’s been wading thru the archives again

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soupyboiiiii · 1 year

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#polls #shitpost #i will abide by the results of this poll

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canon-gabriel-quotes · 3 months

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#ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????#????????????????????????#?????#????????????????????????????????#shout out to the person who requested this. i know youre here.#once again an innocent request results in this. how does it keep happening #anyway......... yeah this week will probably be slow for posts #i am sadly. very. busy.#the world hates to see a shitposter winning

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 2 years

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want some positive world news? yesterday, in a truly historic moment, Colombia elected its first left-wing president. after 20 years of far-right rule, the traditionally conservative country has elected the remarkably progressive candidate Gustavo Petro (and his running mate Francia Márquez, who will be the first black woman to serve as the country's Vice President!)

for context, imagine if the U.S. had successfully elected Bernie Sanders (after 20 years of republican presidents). that's how big a deal this is. amidst a dangerous global rise in conservatism, this is an enormous win and a cause for hope.

#not a shitpost #also I love that Francia Marquez got elected on Juneteenth #THAT is how you celebrate Juneteenth #i've been watching this election closely and i almost cried when the results came in #and to my american followers: VOTE IN THE FUCKING MIDTERMS #hurry up and sign up to vote by mail i am glaring at you #the last fucking thing we need is republicans gaining seats #that will directly affect what legislation does and does not make it through #it's already difficult enough to pass anything borderline progressive in this hellforsaken country let's not make it WORSE ok #repeat after me: voting is damage control #it does not erase the extreme need for radical and systemic change but it is damage. control.#it is the FIRST STEP not the last

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samscorch · 5 months

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I had a vision

#do not let my ass cook!!!!#it just results in shit like this #hatchetfield #starkid #grace chasity #steph lauter #shitpost #npmd #nerdy prudes must die

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humming-fly · 7 months

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given how gluttony is shown being "born" in the anime I can only imagine the horror show that must've gone down with envy

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von-karmas-a-bitch · 7 months

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#had to take sprites from spriters resource and resize them myself bc the fandom wiki has pathetic excuses for sprite rips lmao #at some point when i can be bothered i may just. make my own webbed site. just to spite the fandom wiki. i hate fandom so much 🩵#krita is free and so is the magic wand tool guys. idk what ms paint bullshit you all have been doing but it needs to stop #upload better sprite rips i am BEGGING you #anyways time for normal tags now #franmaya #my shitposts #franziska von karma #maya fey #shitpost #ace attorney #edit: i fixed the maya sprite before none bar one person reblogged it thank god #would have been a tad embarrassing to post an imperfect sprite and then go on a tirade abt shitty sprites clogging up my search results 🫥#there is only one small gap on that maya sprite and it's easy to miss #obviously the magic wand tool did not detect the background colour of the spritesheet WITHIN a sprite oops

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venator-signum · 3 months

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"lucifer and alastor as enemies to lovers"

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enemies AND lovers

#radioapple #ngl i think aroace alastor makes most sense #but radioapple as a result of neither of them willing to give custody of charlie over to the other is funnier #rosi shitposts #hazbin hotel #alastor #lucifer morningstar #alastor hazbin hotel #lucifer hazbin hotel #the radio demon

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lazyflower48 · 8 months

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I'm getting quite impatient waiting for the next episode, so I'm just going to list all the possible s5 endings that I can think of along with the popular ones that I've come across

▪︎ The good ending AKA the delusional ending

Verlaine, Natsume, Yosano, H.G. Wells or someone- ANYONE shows up to save the day and then everything gets resolved and returns to normal. And so everyone lives happily ever after

▪︎ The sad but hopeful ending

Aya's ability is revealed, Bram's backstory followed by his death, which results in the vampirism being nullified. The DoA loses. Fukuchi dies/gets caught. Dazai has a plan. He and Chuuya take down Fyodor together in true Soukoku fashion. Fyodor dies/gets caught.

▪︎ The fake out ending

Dazai dies, Fukuzawa dies, basically anyone who is on the verge of death of death, dies BUT someone finds the book or the page (someone from ADA? Atsushi?) and brings them all back.

▪︎ The bad (sad) ending

Fukuzawa dies and everything falls apart. Atsushi loses control of his ability. It's the end of ADA (Goodbye Twilight theory- The ADA oversees the twilight so it's a goodbye to the agency)

▪︎ The doomed bungover ending

The whole world ends, and everyone just freaking dies. *55 minutes flashback intensifies*

▪︎ The Ranpo ending

Ranpo has a plan beyond the whole "trapping Fukuchi in Poe's novel" thing (in Ranpo we trust)

▪︎ The best ending

It's a rightfully deserved beach episode! (The past 2 seasons were not real. All the characters are alive and well, being silly as usual)

If Asagiri is involved in the making of the next episode (which he most likely is), then knowing him, he's probably gonna defy our expectations and write the most unpredictable ending for this season