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talesfromacrip · 4 years

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more ehh thoughts (recent edition):

w o w

can’t even speak my damn mind anymore in this house I guess without getting the whole, ‘get out then if you don’t like it here. look for a section 8 place and blah, blahhhh’ speech.

the signature speech of my parents when I get on their ‘last nerves’..

all just for speaking my mind. lovely

all bc I said something in regards to something political my dad was talking about. then saying black lives matter after bc it was also apart of the conversation

(which is my opinion)

that word doesn’t sit well in my parents ears.. my dad to be specific apparently.

he then started saying I should just look for somewhere else to go and that if I say that again, something will happen. (not anything violent on me,but make me leave to somewhere else type of happen )

guess my parents (specifically my dad) wants me dead if he wants me to go out and find somewhere else to go. it’s not like, idk, i have a fucking immunocompromised system or anything like that ya know?? also.... during a fucking pandemic as well ?? helllloooo, old man?? i just don’t know anymore sometimes with my parents

caught me off guard a bit and hurt really fucking bad.. like, wow. if that’s how you feel, then let me go which you won’t and won’t admit.

used to it though which is silly to say, but I can’t do anything much about it even if i tried. so, I must deal for now anyway I can.

we settled our differences though which, I’m glad, but I hate that I was the first one to do it. shows how it is in my family at times

at least my mom and few friends are on my side. ridiculous to be treated like this for having a fucking opinion.

doesn’t help either to get teased about it. like I haven’t been most of my life already ya know, shit.

sick of this house sometimes. the people in it, I should say.. sigh

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I feel like I’m not, as ‘feminine’ as a lady should be. adds to my existing body probsss

can’t put makeup on. can’t get my nails done. can’t use bath bombs. can’t use facial creams or certain acne products. can’t buy clothes I’d like to shape my body and whatnot.. it goes onnnn. I would like to do what a lady likes to feel/look her absolute best ya know.

I can’t though. trying?????which doesn’t really go anywhere much tbh

I have an unused makeup palette and lippies going to absolute waste in my drawer.

which, cost me gooood money bc gooood brand. treat myself.

to see it go to waste though,is heartbreaking...

I could be using it now during the pandemic,but I have no one to help me with it. I can’t do it myself with my fucked up arms/hands either so that’s a nope.

my mom won’t help me and I’ve asked. she has more important things to do than make me look like a little clowns spawn.

I have so many ideas and I can’t execute them as I’d like. never can and it hurts. maybe on a drawimg, but having it applied to your face is a much better experience. very relaxing as well,but to take off.. that’s a process

doesn’t help that I’m told I’d look better with it as well, which totally helps my self esteem ya know. "it suits your moon face and covers those acne bits.."

fucking hell.. like, let me be.

guess not though it seems :lllllll

I feel gross about my skin.. dry and flaky at times from my medication and bc my body is a lil ass. it’s fucking oily on occasions as well.. ughhh. a whole nightmare, in my opinion

small acne scars,pimples from an imbalanced body in miscellaneous spots and places where they shouldn’t be.. I hate it.

I cannot look at myself without wanting to scream sometimes. I just stare and flip through a plethora of thoughts until I’m sitting there watching myself cry

I can’t buy the right skin products without suffering a break out or some kind of allergic reaction either. that’s how ‘sensitive’ i am.. ughh and people think it’s sooo fucking easy to take care of your skin.

help me out then and do it for me instead of telling me when I’ve said why I couldn’t in the first place..

fucking shit

I use to do my nails and paint them different colors almost every other week or so when I was younger. that was when I could move them to a certain extent. now i just can’t much for that. maybe?but I don’t want to risk twisting my wrist again. which, oddly helped a bit, but I’m not risking it

can’t even paint my right hand without leaning into a terrible spine position bc of my curled in fingers. it’s "so easy" though.my big ass it is

so, I just leave them bare nowadays

I have chipped and or broken nails anyway from fidgeting and anxiety. so, that’ll get in the way when they’re colored

sigh

bath bombs are the most elegant form of hygienic self care. a bubbly concoction for your skin to dip in.. ughhhh. sounds so relaxing and funnn

can’t sit in a fucking tub though to enjoy it and I don’t have the walk in ones. just a plain walk in shower. every time I see someone post about them, I melt inside. so pretty with the glitter fragments and the colorsss...mm

how I wish I could endure a porcelain tub to soak and forget about the world for a moment.

I can dream, but that still hurts as well.

I used to wear slim fitting tops for my stomach bc I was one of the chubby ones ya know.

now, I want to use them more bc my body doesn’t look how I thought it would be at my age. due to medication and lack of movement, just made it worse and it’s not my fault. feels like it is though and I tried. still am and it’s been hard lately with the pandemic. massive buying spells again so, some healthy goods are not available.

apparently though it seems nowadays being ‘thicc’ is in when years before it was absolutely frowned upon.

I got teased for being ‘thicc’ and now I’m somewhat getting praised for it?? kinda weird circus did I buy tickets for? unless I didn’t??

like, what do y’all mean, now it’s in????? stop being such a rude wad of shit and quit playing with people like this.

I don’t know what to accept much anymore and it’s bothers me so damn much

even if you do get praised,you must meet the standards. with some that is, I should say. must be at least some sort of skinny. some sort of, shaped being that I don’t really want to explain bc I feel it’s obvious.

some disabled folks are almost never in this section and when so, seems very fetishized.

hopefully this paints a small picture or whatever size you prefer your canvas to be. I’ve already talked about my body and more like this just gets me upset

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uggh why are people still making stupid party plans, going to crowded places and doing other irresponsible shit... during a fucking pandemic?? It’s literally s o fucking irritating.

these people do not grasp this it seems, but ooooooohhh. gotta go out and risk it for someone who doesn’t even care about my health,others and even themselves.

fucking dumb

funny to see them complain about being home and all bc of this. like, how do you think I’ve felt and countless other disabled folks like me? sucks h u h. no freedom to go anywhere for risk of a fucking accident or worse, d e a t h.

it’s easy as hell to stay home and keep yourself occupied but apparently it’s a big ass deal

read, write, draw, cook, c l e a n. go out in your, idk, backyard as your outside relief?? is it really that b a d of a need to go somewhere??

especially when eventually it’ll drain you and you’ll eventually go back h o m e anyway ??t’s ridiculous.

"you should be thankful you can even go out."

yeah, to appointments, groceries, and concerts o n l y.

I don’t have the fucking privilege to go out at my own leisure and when I do, I have to plan like a mf.

it’s not easy. can’t drive. van is always busting on us. parents are my only source of a ride. can’t even generally go out anywhere bc of stupid stairs and all that.

I swear. every time I see a friend, mutual or family put something like that.. irritates me. I wanna comment so bad,but I don’t want to start anymore drama.

maybe soon I will. who fucking knows

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i miss shows and all, but I just don’t as much.

I’m paranoid to think of going to future ones now..

I’ve already missed a majority of concerts my whole childhood and teen years due to my disability.

I don’t want to miss out on my young adult life now that I’m somewhat in a ‘better state’ bc some of y’all don’t want to be cautious and follow rules.

shows are therapeutic for me, but idk anymore now if it’s makimg me like this

disabled folks like myself who enjoy these shows are in so much fucking danger, it’s ridiculous.

we already were anyways with moshing and all.. which I know some act like they don’t know.

y’all are so desperate to go like, what about the other fandom folks who can’t even attend these shows though?? sad

these lives performances some artists have been doing are perfect and we need to support them more with this format. encourage the fuck out of them like the do to us with their music and whatnot.

I was so fucking thankful DGD did one.

it was a great time, but not so great when everyone is like, but what about an ‘actual show’?

it’s just, never enough with some of the fans I swear. irritating

yeahhh ,lets risk the fuckin band/bands getting sick so they can play for us. yasssss. shows how much they read up on the members and care about their health/wellbeing.

———

being sober brings back a lot of suppressed memories. nights are bit hard when going through this

makes me remember quite a bit of conversations that others have probably or most likely have forgotten by now as well

irritating and sad. that’s how I get some of my dreams as well which cause lack of sleep at timessss y a y

———

I, over share too much at times it seems.. how the hell do people want to know me though????

if I’m making the situation, odd or whatever, fucking tell me instead of ignoring it and trying to move on with some stupid shit

if I can fucking sit through y’alls oversharing.. can with fucking mine

———

I hate how everything that’s so wholesome and genuine I see, I can barely even do and say..

I especially hate how I imagine it with someone who deserves better. this is wearing me out I swear to fucking god

I put some of my eggs in the wrong basket.. again

ohhh fucking boooyyy

least it’s a good basket..

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sometimes I feel so uneducated when taking with friends. my mind is like a fucking mad libs book on new game plus.

it’s blanks out and replaces important vocabulary with some silly childish shit instead

#therapy journal #uhhh

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agent-spidey · 7 years

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New Rules

Title: New Rules

Pairing: Peter Parker x Reader

Request: Can you do something with tom or Peter based on the song new rules by dua lipa? It would be great if you could 😘💖

Word count: 2,582

A/N: I literally listened to this song nonstop while making this and i didnt edit any of it so its all raw writing but i really liked how it turned out. enjoy!

Warnings: Swearing, angst, very hostile actions, alcohol

Tagged (permanent): @tomllholland , @manyfandomstohandle , @superheros-and-books , @jor-da-na , @ferls212

You and Peter have been friends since diapers, you were there for him when his parents died and he moved across the hall from you, he was there for you when your mom died from cancer.

You both made a pack that you would always have each other no matter what, but right now in this moment it felt like peter had abandoned you.

You were at Liz's party, the music loud and Peter trying his best to get Liz's attention while you were being harassed by drunk teenage boys.

"Come on it won't hurt I just wanna touch em." That's it you thought that's he line, "Peter please let's go." You yelled your plea over the loud music Flash was DJing.

"Y/N come on I've only gotten to talk to Liz once." Peter spoke without making even a glance your way. You finally got the strength and pushed your way out of the small amount of guys trying to not just harass you but sexually harass you and if Peter isn't going to help then I just have to help myself, as soon as you were out of the small circle you felt a hand slap your butt and with instinct you turned around as slapped the guy who touched you.

The sound of the slap echoing around with the music which finally grabbed the attention of your so called best friend, Peter. His eyes widened at the scene before him. A hand print on some guys face and tears threatening to spill out of your eyes.

You connected your eyes with his for a split second before turning on your heels to go and find Ned to walk home with.

You had hoped that maybe Peter would run after you, stop you and talk to you about what happened but when you turned around to see if he would follow you saw him get stopped by Liz and not make any other effort to try and get to you.

You huffed and turn back around to continue your search for Ned, you were leaving with or without Peter.

You finally found Ned in the kitchen awkwardly staring at the bowl of chips set out next to the wine coolers, "Hey Ned you okay?" Ned jumps slightly making you let out a small laugh.

"Hey yeah sorry, what's up? Where's Peter?" Ned asked his scanning for Peter around you "he's off with uhh well you should know.." you shrugged "but I really wanna leave and Peter won't listen to me so do you you could walk me home?" Your pleading eyes catching Ned's.

"Alright, let's go." Ned sighed taking the lead toward the front door of Liz's house.

You brush past Liz and Peter trying to make yourself unnoticeable, which shouldn't be hard to do since Peter only ever has eyes for Liz, But a hand catches your arm before your out of the living room.

"Hey Y/N, where are you going?" You rake your eyes up the hand and arm that caught you only to be greeted by the brown orbs you were trying to avoid.

"I'm leaving and Ned is taking me home." You huff pulling your arm from Peters hand and catch a glimpse of hurt in his eyes before turning and continuing your trek out of the large house.

"There you are." Ned released a breath as you stepped onto the front porch.

"Yeah sorry, Peter stopped me..." You let out a shaky breath before continuing "Shall we go?" You smile over at Ned. "Sure." He smiles back stepping off the porch with you right behind him. You slip you hands into the small pockets on your jeans. "Hey Ned, could we just go to yours?" Ned laughs lightly, nodding his head fro your answer.

"Thanks." you sigh, seeing your breath come out into the air in a small puff cloud.

Ned and you have been walking for about 10 minuets which meant that you were almost to Ned's place. You only asked to go to his because you knew you would have to call your dad to come pick you up from a party which you weren't even suppose to be at in the beginning but peter had talked you into it. Now that you were thinking about it Peter did that a lot, convinced you to go out and 'hangout' as he put it but you saw through the lie, whenever you two would hang out it would be somewhere with Liz.

You felt your chest start to throb and hurt thinking about how much Peter liked Liz and not you, she hardly ever gives him a sideways glance when I'm always going out of my way just for him, why can't he see that. You puff seeing your breath come out again. It's getting colder and you didn't have a coat.

"Hey Ned do you have a jacket at your house i could wear?" you speak up, "Uh yeah, we'll be there in like ten minuets." Ned replied looking over his shoulder slightly at you.

You saw figure appear out of an ally next to the pathway to Ned's place. A nervous feeling surged through your body telling you not to move further but you didn't listen, instead you followed Ned across the street, he must've gotten the same feeling.

As soon as the two of you passed by the figure and the ally the feeling subsided and the feeling relief replaced it. But that didn't last long when you felt a hand grab your midsection and another hand slap over your mouth. You tried to scream but it was only muffed by the large hand covering your face. Ned snapped his body back to see what had happened and his eyes widened at the scene.

"Give me all your money kid and she doesn't get hurt." The figure spat at Ned which sparked him to search through all his pockets, scavenging what looked to be just a dollar, "Come on kid, you gotta have more than that, what about your wallet." The man spat again at Ned, his grip tightening around your waist. You felt tears roll down your face and your life flashing before your eyes. What-what if Ned doesn't have what he wants and he kidnaps me, or .. kills me. Your mind flips to the worst situation that could happened causing more tears to fall and screams to come out of your muffled mouth. "Shut it." the man hissed in your ear making you crawl in your skin.

"Come on kid hurry u-" the grip around your waist vanishes along with the hand around your face, "Didn't anyone tell you, stealing lunch money is sooo last season." You whip your head around to see who saved you and your friend.

You freeze seeing the familiar red and blue suit of the local hero, spider-man. He shoots a web at the guy trapping both his hands on the pavement and one more at the guys mouth silencing his words. "Thank you Mr. Spider-man!" Ned practically shouted with a smile bigger than the sun on his face. How could Ned smile after a situation like that? "It-" the hero coughed, "it's nothing, are you two alright?" his voice lowered slightly as his head switched looking from Ned to you.

You couldn't do anything, you're still frozen, no words able to come out so all you did was nod as the last of your tears fell from you face. "Hey, hey your okay now." Spider-man began walking toward you with his arms open ready to hug you, and you accepted the hug needing some kind of comfort at the moment and the guy you really wanted here to be with you wasn't so a superhero was a pretty good substitute.

You were the first to pull away from he hug and wipe your tears off your face with the back of your hand, "would you like me to walk you guys home?" the hero spoke taking a small step back from you.

"I'm good spider-man but Y/N here lives a bit away, do you think you could walk her?" Ned asked from the side of you. Your head snapped over to Ned direction than back to looking at the masked hero in front of you, "You really don't have to, I can just call my-" you were interrupted by spider-man "Oh not its no big deal, plus you need to stay safe and no where is safer than with a hero." he said proudly putting his hands on his hips. you felt a small smile creep onto your face and agreed to let him walk you home.

"Good night Ned, please be safe." You waved to your friend who contained walking to his house. "So where do you live?" your eyes glanced up at the heres mask, specifically where his eyes should be, "uhh right off of park avenue." You practically whispered tearing your eyes away from his mask and began walking home with spider-man.

As soon as you reached your apartment building you thanked your masked hero and took the stairs to the floor your apartment was on.

You fished your keys out of your pocket and opened the door. "There you are!" your dada practically ran you over as you came in the door, "Where were you young lady." you smiled, tears threatening to spill out of your eyes because you loved your dad so much and what happened just a little while ago made you realize just how much you needed to show him how much you loved him, "I was with Peter and Ned, we went to grab some food and then a movie." you spoke walking to your room, yes you loved your dad and you had a life changing experience but you can't let him know what happened, he would be furious and worry about you non-stop. You didnt want to add to his already full plate.

As soon as you were in your room you changed into your pajamas and slid into your bed, under the covers and tried your best to get to sleep.

"Hey!" the familiar face of Peter's comes into your view "Hey." You sigh shutting your locker and make your way to your first class of the day.

"Whoa whoa wait Y/N!" Peter shouted grabbing your arm so you would stop, "What's wrong?" you could hear the confused sadness in his voice, you didn't dare turn around because you would fall back into his trap of doing what he wants and him forgetting you even exist because Liz is in the same room. "Nothing, Peter I'll talk to you later." You pull your arm away from his grip and continue to your class.

Lunch finally rolls around and you can't be more happy to just go to the library to relax from the world and eat your food in private while shoving your nose in a book. But as soon as you reach the clear see through doors of the library you see Peter sitting at the table you normally find yourself at.

You catch his eyes and instantly regret ever coming to the library in the first place because he gets up out of his chair and starts toward your direction. You can feel the panic rise in your stomach and instead of being the mature person and talking to Peter, you turn on your heel ad head in the direction back to the lunch room.

"Y/N!" you hear Peter yell as the library doors slam close. your feet begin to pick up speed as you see the lunch room entrance and frantically look for Michelle, you spot her at the corner of the lunch room with a book in one hand and an apple in the other. You head to her table, set your stuff down and practically slam your head on the table.

"Tell me when he's gone, ok?" you speak just loud enough for Michelle to hear.

"He's headed over here." Michelle spoke in her monotone voice while she put her book down on the table, "Whats going on?" you lifted your head from the table to be greeted by Peters worried looking face. "You said you'd talk to me later and its later so what is going on?" you slowly turned your head to look at Michelle for some help but only saw her pack up her things and grab her lunch tray before leaving, "Thanks MJ!" you sarcastically shouted as she walked away with a small wave.

a sigh escaped Peters mouth causing you to put your focus back on the distressed boy, you couldn't help the guilt that rose in your throat because of how bad you were treating Peter.

"Listen Peter-" you didnt get to finish as peter interrupted you "Is this about last night? I'm sorry i wanted to talk to Liz, it was my chance and i decided to take it." Peter grabbed your hand, squeezing git slightly "You understand right?" you were disgusted by the smile that graced his face. "No Peter it's not only about last night but overtime we fucking 'hangout' we always seem to go where ever Liz and then you forgot that I'm even there god dammit." you couldn't help your voice raising a little bit, you were mad, mad that the guy liked was sitting across from you treating you like he didnt even see it. "wha- no i wasn't-" this time you cut him off, pulling your hand away from his.

"No Peter, I'm not done.." you sucked in a deep breath before continuing "did you know last night was getting harassed by a group of guys? I called you and asked for help but all you could think about was Liz and-and when i finally got the courage to stand up for them and leave asking you to leave with me you didnt, you-you-you got distracted by Liz, fucking Liz so i went to find Ned.." you let out a shaky breath, trying to control your emotions and actions.

"And when Ned and I were walking back to his house we got jumped Peter, we got jumped Peter Parker!" you practically were shouting by now with tears threatening to spill from your eyes "And all i could think in that moment was that I was going to be kidnaped or killed and you weren't with me...you-you weren't with me, you were with Liz."

you tear your eyes away from Peters, everything getting too intense for you. "Ned and I got saved from Spider-man, Peter." By this point tears were falling from your eyes as you furiously wipe them away. "So Last night i decided.." you pause taking in another breath before continuing "I decided that I can't do this anymore. I'm in too deep and i don't , no I can't bare being hurt by you anymore Peter, so goodbye."

you stand from the lunch table leaving your tray of food and the broken heart of Peter Parker behind. You look back one last time as you leave the lunch room, seeing Peter already staring at you with tears spilling down his face.

"This is better for both of us, I promise." You whisper more to yourself than anyone else. You were done with being hurt.

You're playing by your rules now and rule 1 is Peter Parker is out of your life because if you let him back in you'll be stuck in an endless loop of pain.

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kerfufflies · 6 years

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one o those get 2 kno me thangs

(im tired but lets do this!)

tagged by the lovely @ella-animine!

rule #1: tag people you want to get to know better

@ everyone and anyone because i want 2 know u

rule #2: highlight true statements in bold

I am 5'7" or taller

I wear glasses (ah yes the bane of my existence)

I have at least one tattoo

I have at least one piercing (ears, no choice in the matter ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

I have blonde hair

I have or have had braces (im suffering)

I love meeting new people (meh,, i dont even know how to start a conversation,,)

People tell me I’m funny

Helping people with their problems is a big priority to me (yall are important to me aight??? friendship package with me automatically includes me busting thru ur doors at 3 am to deal w ur problems)

I enjoy physical challenges

I enjoy mental challenges (”dont tEST me”; also gives up 10 mins later)

I’m playfully rude to people I know well (sure? i think ? idk im tire)

I started to say something ironically now I can’t stop saying it (bless you??)

There is something I would change about my personality

I can play an instrument (uahdkfh give me a violin an d be ready to hear the worst tunes of ur life)

I can sing well (bich the karaoke machine says yes but i say n o0 especially after i get better from a cough or whatever because my voice box just never recovers)

I can do 30 push ups without stopping

I’m a fast runner

I can draw well (personally i think NOT but people say otherwise and im like??? thanks im flattered but really i dOnT kNoW hOW TO D r A W)

I have a good memory (hm. lets see,, anemone an enemy anemone an enemy anemone anne nemo and another me - hm maybe but my mind is clouded 24/7/365 so not really what did i have for breakfast again)

I am good at doing math in my head (nope -glances at “medals” [they are paper circles w strings] won for mental math practices in first grade- still nope gotta count on those fingereresrses)

I can hold my breath underwater for a minute (hey yea i used to b a swimmer but idk if i can do it now ;-;)

I have beaten at least two people in an arm wrestle (but im WEAK)

I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch (i will not touch that frying pan until my mom teaches me the ways of the cook)

I can throw a punch (badly, but i can try)

I enjoy sports (give me that good runners stitch and we’ll see about it)

I have learned a new song in the past week (??? uhhhh sure?? learned the lyrics to [whats it called hold on] say you won’t let go by james arthur bc its good aight)

I’ve gone running at least one week in the summer (running who is she idk her)

I work out at least once a week (me, getting on the floor, doing one push-up and failing: alright thats enough im good i did exercise back to tumblr)

I have drawn something in the past month (IVE BEEN TRYING TO DRAW THIS ONE THING THATS BEEN STUCK IN MY HEAD FOR THE PAST 24 HOURS BUT THE LIGHTING AND THE POSE AND THE SHADING AND BACKGROUND IS SO ABOVE MY LEVEL I WANT D E A T H)

I enjoy writing (yea bu t i cant do writing well, maybe ill try later not rn)

I have done martial arts (no but i know people who have does tht count)

I have had my first kiss (rip)

I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting (HA dedication)

I have had alcohol (complimentary just-a-sip teens get from their parents :/)

I have scored a winning goal in sports (uhhhhh ONCE dont ask how idk how it happened either)

I have been to an overnight event (!!! hell yah gotta love overnight field trips)

I have been in a taxi (listen ive lived in ny for 3 years i probably did but dont remember it)

I have been in a hospital/ER in the last year (not much other than the Knee Incident [growth spurt my ass] and that wasn’t even an ER it was just a physicians place) (+ moms a nurse so being in a hospital just for visiting purposes)

I have beaten a video game in one day (again, dedication,,)

I have visited another country (ayy Philippines)

I have been to one of my favorite band’s concerts

I have at least one person I consider a best friend

I live close to my school (used to, not really anymore)

My parents are still together

I have at least one sibling (wish her a happy birthday, 12/22)

I live in the US

There is snow right now where I live

I have hung out with friends in the past month

I have a smartphone

I have at least 15 CD’s (they’re not /mine/ but it is likely there are cds lying around here somewhere)

I share my room with someone

I have a crush on a celebrity

I have a crush on someone I know (atm, feelings are weird and im not feelin much rn [theres potential in there somewhere but for now ehhh])

I have been in at least 3 relationships

I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them

I get crushes easily (used to till the Six Year Incident happened, now im kinda dead inside)

I have had a crush for over a year (Six Year Incident)

I have been in a relationship for over a year

I have feelings for a friend

I have break danced

I know a person called Jamie

I have made a new friend in the past year (yea!! yall are great <3)

I have had a teacher with a last name hard to pronounce (hahahahaha dont test me)

I have dyed my hair

I am listening to a song on repeat right now (wow not on repeat but how’d ya know?? im listening to my playlist rn)

I have punched someone in the past week

I have known someone who has gone to jail (udhfaksdkfh yea??)

I have broken a bone (no snap crackle pop here)

I have eaten a waffle today (i wiSH)

I know what to do with my life (I REALLY DONT)

I speak at least two languages (yo no hablo espanol??)

#mine

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kokichiomakin · 7 years

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Guardians of the Galaxy: The Fan Musical: Act 1

i’m so sorry i’m not sure how this happened but uh, this exists now enjoy it, i guess? idfk all credit for the fanfic goes to me but all songs belong to their original owners and performers

Act 1

Stage lights up. The stage is dark apart from a chair where there sits a young boy holding a Walkman casette player, center stage. He stares at the casette player silently, before rewinding the tape on it again. This boy is YOUNG QUILL, and as the tape plays and he begins singing, the stage lights slowly go up to reveal that he is in a hospital waiting room.

YOUNG QUILL: I'M NOT IN LOVE... SO DON'T FORGET IT, IT'S JUST A SILLY PHASE I'M GOING THROUGH...

Lights rise on stage right. DOCTOR is speaking to GRANDPA, while MEREDITH lies in a bed nearby. She is attached to a heart monitor and medicinal equipment. Music condinues underneath.

DOCTOR: Her condition isn't stable. It's getting worse.

GRANDPA: There's something -- we can do something. She's not--I don't want to lose her. Her son is in the other room, what am I going to tell him? She's all he has.

DOCTOR: It won't be easy, I know. But he has time to say his goodbyes. That's more than some get.

GRANDPA: Please, I--!!

DOCTOR leaves. GRANDPA paces the floor as YOUNG QUILL continues singing softly.

YOUNG QUILL: AND JUST BECAUSE I CALL YOU UP, DON'T GET ME WRONG, DON'T THINK YOU'VE GOT IT MADE...

The sound of a heart monitor faintly plays in the background.

YOUNG QUILL: (con't) I'M NOT IN LOVE, NO, NO....

HOSPITAL STAFF: IT'S BECAUSE...

YOUNG QUILL enters near GRANDPA. GRANDPA is barely able to look at the boy, but YOUNG QUILL speaks up first.

YOUNG QUILL: ...Grandpa? Is mom doing...you know, okay? I just...um. I know there's a lot going on, but it's my birthday, and I just...

GRANDPA: Pete, I...

MEREDITH: (weakly, from bed) Peter...

YOUNG QUILL: Mom!!!

YOUNG QUILL runs to be near MEREDITH. GRANDPA, distraught, stays where he was.

GRANDPA: I LIKE TO SEE YOU, BUT THEN AGAIN... THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU MEAN THAT MUCH TO ME....

MEREDITH: SO IF I CALL YOU, DON'T MAKE A FUSS... DON'T TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT THE TWO OF US.

YOUNG QUILL: I'M NOT IN LOVE, NO, NO...

YOUNG QUILL, MEREDITH, and GRANDPA: IT'S BECAUSE...

Music continues underneath. MEREDITH looks up at YOUNG QUILL with a soft smile.

MEREDITH: ...Beautiful. You look like an angel, just like your daddy. So, so beautiful...

GRANDPA: ...Mere, you had a present for Peter, didn't ya?

MEREDITH: Of course.

MEREDITH softly hands over a wrapped present to YOUNG QUILL, who stares at it, and then at his mother. He shifts on his feet, and MEREDITH lets out a sigh.

MEREDITH: I wish you could've met him. He came from space and he practically glowed. Everything he did was blessed by God's good graces. 'cluding you.

YOUNG QUILL: Mom, I--

MEREDITH: My little...

MEREDITH lets out a terrible cough. YOUNG QUILL edges away, but she looks him in the eyes, smiling as if nothing had even happened.

MEREDITH: Now, baby, I hear you've been makin' trouble...why did you beat up those boys, Peter?

YOUNG QUILL: They hurt a poor frog that didn't do nothin'. Poked it with a stick.

MEREDITH: You always were carin' for everythin'. Too much, I'd almost say, but...ya got that from me.

YOUNG QUILL: It doesn't even matter now, mom, are you...okay?

MEREDITH is silent for a moment as the music is quiet.

MEREDITH: No.

GRANDPA looks horrified. YOUNG QUILL stays frozen, but isn't surprised - however, he is on the brink of tears. MEREDITH gently, weakly reaches a hand out.

MEREDITH: I don't want to lie to you. I'm not. I don't know if I'll ever be. But I love you too much to keep you believin' that this is all that's meant for you...your daddy, he's gonna come back, and he's gonna...he's gonna make everything alright. Just like he did for me. You'll be okay, sweetheart, I just...

YOUNG QUILL is edging away from the bed.

MEREDITH: Peter, please...hold my hand.

YOUNG QUILL: No....no!!! I don't want Dad, I want you, Mom! I don't--!!

GRANDPA tries to keep YOUNG QUILL from freaking out, but only results in making him run away.

GRANDPA: PETER!!!

MEREDITH waits, with her hand outstretched for a few more shaking moments as the beeping of the heart monitor slows to a crawl. GRANDPA looks at her lifeless form, and the click of a casette player being turned off is heard. The lights dim stage right as they rise center stage.

YOUNG QUILL is running, a panicked expression on his face as he runs into a tall blue man that lets out a small laugh. This man is YONDU UDONTA, the leader of the RAVAGERS.

YONDU: You look like you're runnin' from some kinda problems, boy. You know runnin' hardly ever solves nothin', right? Yet you doin' it anyway.

YOUNG QUILL: Who...who are you? I don't--I don't need to talk to you. I'm...I'm waiting for my dad.

YONDU: Oh, ya are, are ya? Ae you Peter Quill?

YOUNG QUILL: How do you--

YONDU: The name's Yondu. Yondu Udonta.

YOUNG QUILL: Are you my dad?

YONDU pauses for a moment, and then lets out a loud laugh.

YONDU: Let's just call me an associate, boy. I'm here to take you with me. And from the sounds of things, ya ain't got no choice in the matter, if you wanna keep runnin'.

YOUNG QUILL: My mom is--my mom is dead.

YONDU: We've all lost people, boy. Now, ya got two choices. You can run back to the place where ya lost everything. You're alone. You have to confront everythin' and that's tough for a little boy like you to handle. Or you can come with me.

YOUNG QUILL: Where are we going? Where does dad live?

YONDU: A few wormholes away from here, give or take. We'd be goin' places you'd never seen before. Places you'd never imagine to see. You'd have adventure, you'd have an experience, and you wouldn't have to live with no past mistakes. But...

YONDU smiles dangerously.

YONDU: You'd be travelin' with me. And my men ain't never much messed with Terrans. You'd have to make yourself useful, too, but....ain't you ever wanted to see what it's like beyond the life you have now? Beyond the planet you have now?

YOUNG QUILL: I thought my mom was kidding when she said my dad was a spaceman. I thought that he was an astronaut.

YONDU: Ya thought wrong, kid. Now are you in, or out? We've wasted enough time, and...well. Too long with this and you might not have any choice anymore.

YOUNG QUILL: ...Okay. I don't know if I'll like it too much at first, but I just...

YONDU: It gets easier, boy. Much easier.

YOUNG QUILL: I doubt it.

YONDU: OOH, CHILD, THINGS ARE GONNA GET EASIER.... OOH CHILD, THINGS'LL GET BRIGHTER.

OOH, CHILD, THINGS ARE GONA GET EASIER... OOH, CHILD, THINGS'LL GET BRGHTER....

YONDU motions for YOUNG QUILL to follow him stage left. Lights rise on the RAVAGERS SHIP. The RAVAGERS CREW is inside and each take a look at YONDU and YOUNG QUILL as they enter.

CREW: SOMEDAY, YEAH, WE'LL PUT IT TOGETHER AND GET IT UNDONE. SOMEDAY, WHEN YOUR HEAD IS MUCH LIGHTER.

YOUNG QUILL takes a look around the ship. YONDU nods at his crew, and the sound of the ship's engines beginning to start up is faintly heard.

YONDU: SOMEDAY, YEAH, WE'LL WALK IN THE RAYS OF A BEAUTIFUL SUN. SOMEDAY, WHEN THE WORLD IS MUCH BRIGHTER...

YOUNG QUILL: What is this? Where am I?

YONDU: You're onboard the ship of the Ravagers. Currently you're on Terra, but you ain't gonna be for much longer. You're one of us now, kid.

RAVAGER 1: OOH, CHILD, THINGS ARE GONNA GET EASIER...

RAVAGER 2: OOH, CHILD, THINGS'LL BE BRIGHTER...

YOUNG QUILL: What is a Ravager?

YONDU: To make things all nice and simple-like, Peter - you're a pirate now. So act like one! 'Course, not too much like one. I can't promise that my men don't get antsy, and I ain't tasted no Terran before. If you get too ahead of yourself...let's just say the last stowaway we had...

RAVAGER 2: He was a great dinner guest!

RAVAGER 1: But very gassy.

RAVAGER 2: Was that you?!

YONDU: Shaddup, the both of yas! Or I'll go ahead and make you next!

RAVAGER 2 gulps. RAVAGER 1 almost laughs before YONDU smirks at him.

YONDU: That was a plural you. RAVAGER 1 immediately gulps as well.

CREW: SOMEDAY, YEAH, WE'LL PUT IT TOGETHER AND GET IT UNDONE. SOMEDAY, WHEN YOUR HEAD IS MUCH LIGHTER.

SOMEDAY, YEAH, WE'LL WALK IN THE RAYS OF A BEAUTIFUL SUN. SOMEDAY, WHEN THE WORLD IS MUCH BRIGHTER...

LA LA LA...

CREW continues singing and dancing. YOUNG QUILL takes a look aronnd the ship, with YONDU as his guide.

CREW (YONDU): SOMEDAY (SOMEDAY, SOMEDAY) WE'LL GET IT TOGETHER AND WE'LL GET IT UNDONE SOMEDAY WHEN YOUR HEAD IS MUCH LIGHTER

SOMEDAY (SOMEDAY, SOMEDAY) WE'LL WALK WITH THE RAYS OF A BEAUTIFUL SUN SOMEDAY WHEN THE WORLD IS MUCH BRIGHTER

YONDU: OOH, CHILD, THINGS ARE GONNA GET EASIER... OOH, CHILD, THINGS'LL GET BRIGHTER...

YOUNG QUILL: OOH, CHILD, THINGS ARE GONNA GET EASIER... OOH, THINGS'LL GET BRIGHTER...

CREW: RIGHT NOW!

The sound of the ship taking off is heard.

CREW (YONDU): RIGHT NOW!

RIGHT NOW!

RIGHT NOW! (YOU JUST WAIT AND SEE, HOW THINGS ARE GONNA BE) RIGHT NOW! (YOU JUST WIAT AND SEE, HOW THINGS ARE GONNA BE..)

YOUNG QUILL grins, standing at the front of the ship as the lights go out.

Lights rise again on the RAVAGER SHIP, A FEW WEEKS LATER. YOUNG QUILL is holding a gun and aiming at a target. He curls his tongue in concentration, almos fires--

YONDU: Quill! I need you!

And YOUNG QUILL accidentally fires and lets out a yelp.

YONDU: What was that?!

YOUNG QUILL: Uh, nothing, Yondu! Just...nothing you need to worry about. Uh. Mark...lin did it!

YONDU: Marklin, get your yellow butt over here!!!

YOUNG QUILL: (quietly, staring down) I didn't even know we had a Marklin.

YONDU: Quill! While I'm dealing with this yellow krutacker, you go out and do what you do best!

YOUNG QUILL (mockingly) and YONDU: 'Crawl into all the little places we can't reach because you's scrawny and small enough.'

YOUNG QUILL: Yeah, I know. Orrr...you'll eat me. (rolls his eyes) Okay. Going.

YOUNG QUILL flicks on his mask, stepping out center stage onto an unfamiliar planet.

YOUNG QUILL: You gotta love that fresh, unbreathable toxic air. Mmm mm. That's the stuff. Love it. Thanks, Yondu! You're a great parental substitute! Ten out of ten! ....I miss--...ugh, whatever.

YOUNG QUILL turns on his walkman, slipping his headphones onto his head.

YOUNG QUILL and CREW: HAIL! (HAIL!) WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOUR HAIR - YEAAAH HAIL! (HAIL!) WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOUR MIND AND YOUR SIGN? OH-OH-OH

YOUNG QUILL slides, a confident grin on his face under the mask, which he flicks off for an instant to show off....before coughing and then continuing the song.

YOUNG QUILL and CREW: HAIL! (HAIL!) NOTHIN' THE MATTER WITH YOUR HEAD BABY, FIND IT, COME ON AND FIND IT HAIL! WITH IT BABY, 'CAUSE YOU'RE FINE AND YOU'RE MINE AND YOU LOOK SO DIVINE...

ALL: COME AND GET YOUR LOVE! COME AND GET YOUR LOVE! COME AND GET YOUR LOVE! COME AND GET YOUR LOVE!

YOUNG QUILL dances around for a few minutes before letting out a sigh, and calling YONDU on a wrist communicator device. YOUNG QUILL: Yondu, I'm not seeing anything!

YONDU: Keep lookin', boy! I know there's somethin' out there! Wouldn't send you out for nothin'!

YOUNG QUILL sighs before turning off the communicator. He looks off into the distance, daydreaming.

YOUNG QUILL: I can't wait for the day I'm old enough to not have to listen to this. I'm going to be super cool. Like Han Solo, but better.

QUILL steps on stage as a spotlight shines on him stage right, a triumphant grin on his face.

YOUNG QUILL: I'm going to be suave!

QUILL winks, pointing fingerguns at the audience.

YOUNG QUILL: Cool!

QUILL smooths his hair back, trying to look as cool as possible.

YOUNG QUILL: Capable!

QUILL pulls a small tracking device out of his pocket, staring at it intently as if he knows everything.

YOUNG QUILL: ....Honestly I'm probably really overestimating myself.

QUILL pauses, and puts his hand over his heart in an 'emotionally wounded' gesture, looking at YOUNG QUILL with a surprised frown.

QUILL: Wow, rude.

Both QUILL and YOUNG QUILL look at each other and shrug.

YOUNG QUILL and QUILL: HAIL! (HAIL!) WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? FEEL RIGHT

QUILL: DON'T YOU FEEL RIGHT, BABY?

QUILL and YOUNG QUILL: HAIL! (OH, YEAH!) GET IT FROM THE MAIN VINE, ALRIGHT! I SAID-A FIND IT (FIND IT) GO ON AND LOVE IT IF YOU LIKE IT (YEAH!) HAIL! (HAIL!) IT'S YOUR BUSINESS IF YOU WANT SOME, TAKE SOME

YOUNG QUILL: GET IT TOGETHER, BABY!

ALL: COME AND GET YOUR LOVE! COME AND GET YOUR LOVE! COME AND GET YOUR LOVE! COME AND GET YOUR LOVE! YOUNG QUILL and QUILL: COME AND GET YOUR LOVE (COME AND GET YOUR LOVE)

ALL: COME AND GET YOUR LOVE NOW!

YOUNG QUILL and QUILL: COME AND GET YOUR LOVE (COME AND GET YOUR LOVE)

ALL: COME AND GET YOUR LOVE NOW!

At this point, a group of MEN WITH GUNS have stepped on stage. YOUNG QUILL and QUILL are still dancing, oblivious to this. They approach AN ORB on a pedistal. QUILL picks it up first, stares at it, shrugs, and hands it to YOUNG QUILL. YOUNG QUILL blinks, taking it, tossing it up and down in his hands, then shrugs again and gives it back to QUILL.

YOUNG QUILL and QUILL: COME AND GET YOUR LOVE (COME AND GET YOUR LOVE)

ALL: COME AND GET YOUR LOVE NOW!

YOUNG QUILL and QUILL: COME AND GET YOUR LOVE (COME AND GET YOUR LOVE)

ALL: COME AND GET YOUR LOVE NOW!

YOUNG QUILL and QUILL: COME AND GET YOUR LOVE!

They turn, and strike identical poses until a MAN WITH GUN pokes QUILL in the back with his gun.

MAN WITH GUN: Are you about done?

QUILL: Hang on. The audience is still applauding. (blows kisses towards audience) Thank you! Thank you! I'll be here all week! Try the veal!

MAN WITH GUN: ....Who are you even talking to?

QUILL: (blinks in confusion, motions to audience) There's a....you know what, forget it. What's up, why the, uh...friendly greeting, fellas?

MAN WITH GUN: Drop the orb! Now!

QUILL: (drops the orb) Hey, hey, you got it, man! No need to get hostile, I'm just a junker!

MAN WITH GUN: You're wearing Ravager garb!

QUILL: ....Wh--this old thing? I got this at an intergalactic flea market, it was a steal. (beat) Literally. I stole it. I don't know what you're talking about!

MAN WITH GUN: You're lying!

YOUNG QUILL: Waitwaitwait! You're supposed to fear me! I mean, you will, when you hear my name! Because I'm the legendary...

YOUNG QUILL and QUILL: Star-Lord!

There is an abrupt silence as the MEN WITH GUNS all look confused.

MAN WITH GUN: ...Who?

Another silence. YOUNG QUILL slowly pats QUILL on the back.

YOUNG QUILL: Well. I've done all I can do. You're on your own, me.

YOUNG QUILL exits stage right. QUILL is left alone with the MEN WITH GUNS.

QUILL: (dejected mumbling) ....You're the worst, young me.

The MEN WITH GUNS cock their guns. QUILL not-so-subtly picks up the ORB from the ground, looks around, and begins to hum a tune, attempting to shuffle off stage.

MAN WITH GUN: ...He's getting away! After him!

QUILL: Uh! GOTTA EAT TO LIVE, GOTTA STEAL TO EAT OTHERWISE WE'D GET ALONG!

MEN WITH GUNS: WRONG!

QUILL: D'ast, I didn't think they'd know how to respond to that!!! Plan B!

He bolts off-stage. The men with guns follow in pursuit. The lights dim, then slowly rise. There is a man center-stage surrounded by WORSHIPPERS. This man is RONAN THE ACCUSOR. Music slowly swells up as worshippers bow at his feet.

WORSHIPPERS: WELCOME TO YOUR LIFE THERE'S NO TURNING BACK EVEN WHILE WE SLEEP WE WILL FIND YOU ACTING ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR TURN YOUR BACK ON MOTHER NATURE

RONAN: EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD

RONAN hits the end of his hammer against the ground lightly.

RONAN: They've called me a madman. A zealot. A dangerous criminal. Yet they - and the rest of the galaxy - have done worse. We Kree are powerful. Remorseless. But because we are simply right, we are shamed. And that is how I am no longer Ronan. I am Ronan...the Accusor. I have no choice, however. The only man to trust me, is Thanos...with his two daughters. Nebula! Gamora! Come!

Two women walk on stage. One woman is green-skinned, and doesn't bother to look RONAN or his WORSHIPPERS in the eye, seeming to try to deliberately avoid their gaze. This woman is GAMORA. Across from her is her sister, NEBULA, who is blue with cybernetic implants. She sneers at the WORSHIPPERS and RONAN disgustedly.

NEBULA: IT'S MY OWN DESIGN

GAMORA: IT'S MY OWN REMORSE

RONAN: HELP ME TO DECIDE HELP ME MAKE THE MOST

GAMORA: OF FREEDOM

NEBULA: AND OF PLEASURE

GAMORA: NOTHING EVER LASTS FOREVER

WORSHIPPERS: EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD

NEBULA lets out an annoyed huff, as GAMORA glances at her.

NEBULA: I do not believe we came here simply to be backup for your shoddy musical numbers, Ronan. What is required of us?

RONAN: You shall be tracking down an orb that is beyond powerful, for it contains a mystical, powerful infinity stone. It is in the possession of someone else based on hearsay, and Thanos wishes to have it.

NEBULA: Ah. I shall not let father dow--

RONAN: By 'you' I meant Gamora.

NEBULA freezes, and slowly glares at GAMORA, who shrugs. NEBULA stares at her for a few seconds, before sighing.

NEBULA: And I suppose I just sit here and look pretty?

Beat.

RONAN: ....You're pretty?

GAMORA barely resists laughing. NEBULA growls.

NEBULA: Mark my words, sister. One day it shall be I that is sent to do these jobs for father. I shall be his favorite. And you shall be nothing. Nothing to anyone.

GAMORA: I would never wish that upon you.

NEBULA: Then that is what makes you an idiot.

GAMORA: Perhaps.

NEBULA: I CAN'T STAND THIS INDECISION

GAMORA: MARRIED WITH A LACK OF VISION

WORSHIPPERS: EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD

RONAN: It does not matter who is the favorite child here. What matters is this - we are proving kree supremacy amongst the entire galaxy.

NEBULA: No, actually, I just want to one-up my dumb sister.

GAMORA: Neither of us are kree so neither of us care.

RONAN: (dejectedly) You could've...at least pretended.

NEBULA: SAY THAT YOU'LL NEVER, EVER NEED IT

RONAN: ONE HEADLINE, WHY BELIEVE IT? RONAN, NEBULA, and GAMORA: EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD

RONAN: And Gamora. Don't get any ideas to betray us horribly and lead us to a magnificent downfall while you'e out.

GAMORA: (flatly as if reading a script) Why would I ever do that. It is not as if I hate everything you are doing and hate you and also wish to kill this man who is not my father and actually killed my real parents. It is not weird calling him daddy at all. I do not want to kill him for that. Goodbye.

RONAN: (sincerely) Have a nice trip!

GAMORA: ALL FOR FREEDOM

NEBULA: AND FOR PLEASURE NOTHING EVER LASTS FOREVER

RONAN: EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD

Lights dim as music fades out. A voice speaks up while the stage is still not lit, and a spotlight shines into the audience.

ROCKET: They couldn't have paid me to watch this kind of stuff.

A cybernetic raccoon - in all actuality, a person with raccoon ears and a tail - rises from one of the back-row seats as a spotlight shines on him. This is ROCKET RACCOON, a bounty hunter.

ROCKET: I mean, if you'd enjoy yourself seeing stuff like that? I hate to say it, but there's something probably wrong with you. (laughs) But hey, hey. (moves through the audience, points out one) Look at Mr. Smiles over here. Where's your wife, old man? She's in the bathroom, that it? This is a packed house, buddy, don't try to lie to me. You're probably seeing that poor girl over there. (smirks at the girl) Y'know, you can do better. Make sure to give Rocket Raccoon a call if you want to walk a bit on the wild side, babe. (clicks his tongue and glances around) Wait, has anyone seen--talking tree, about yay high? Groot? Groot?!

GROOT, a talking tree, walks out from stage left.

GROOT: I am Groot.

ROCKET: Ah--bw--the production of Hamilton down the street ain't got nothin' on us! I only got sick of it after hearing about it for the 60 millionth time! There's only so much you can do with humie history before it puts me to sleep! But we-- we have showstoppers, my friend. So don't go sneaking out to 'check what's going on'! You didn't even buy a ticket!

GROOT: I am Groot.

ROCKET: ....HOW MANY UNITS DID THAT COST?!?!

GROOT: I am Groot.

ROCKET: ....You ask before you buy these obnoxiously overpriced tickets, it's not--I don't care that you got two! Now we've gotta make all that back! And it ain't gonna be easy!

Music begins to swell as Rocket storms on stage.

ROCKET: ....No. No. I'm not singing. Not right now. I've got priorities. We need to find a way to make that back--and fast.

ROCKET pulls out a strange device. He moves it around, and then gapes.

ROCKET: The Ravagers--they put this bounty out on this one humie, and it's...d'ast, Groot, if we could handle this, we could have enough units to set us for life! I'm talking the high life, my friend!

GROOT: I am Groot?

ROCKET: That actor is not that great and I have no idea why you'd want to meet him but he'd probably do it for even a fraction of the money we're about to walk into. Let's see, our target is...Peter Jason Quill.

A spotlight shines on QUILL, who walks through one of the aisles in the audience, tossing the ORB up and down in the palm of his hand. Music begins.

QUILL: TONIGHT, I'M GONNA HAVE MYSELF A REAL GOOD TIME... I FEEL ALI-I-I-IVE....

GAMORA walks in from stage right, brandishing a sword.

GAMORA: AND THE WORLD, WE'LL TURN IT INSIDE OUT, YEAH..

GROOT: I AM GROOT I AM GRO-OO-OOT...

ROCKET: SO

ROCKET, GAMORA, QUILL, and GROOT see each other and cautiously all near center stage from their positions.

GAMORA: DON'T

ROCKET: STOP

QUILL: ME

GROOT: I AM GROOT

ROCKET: DON'T

GROOT: I AM GROOT

GAMORA: ME

QUILL: NOW CAUSE I'M--

GROOT: AM GROOT, I AM GROOT

GAMORA makes a lunge for QUILL, who barely dodges, letting out a little hiss.

QUILL: I'M A SHOOTING STAR LEAPING THROUGH THE SKY LIKE A TIGER, DEFYING THE LAWS OF GRAVITY

ROCKET makes another lunge for QUILL, but ends up falling over instead.

QUILL: I'M A RACING CAR PASSING BY, LIKE LADY GODIVA I'M GONNA GO GO GO, THERE'S NO STOPPING ME!

GROOT attempts to grab QUILL this time, but ends up grabbing GAMORA instead and fighting with her while ROCKET attempts to pick himself up.

QUILL: I'M BURNING THROUGH THE SKY, YEAH! TWO HUNDRED DEGREES, THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME MISTER FAHRENHEIT! I'M TRAVELING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT!

Lights rise on the set, which is the city of XANDAR. Citizens are already passing by within it.

CITIZENS: I WANNA MAKE A SUPERSONIC MAN OUTTA YOU! DON'T STOP ME NOW!

QUILL: I'M HAVING SUCH A GOOD TIME I'M HAVING A BALL

CITIZENS: DON'T STOP ME NOW!

QUILL: IF YOU WANNA HAVE A GOOD TIME, JUST GIVE ME A CALL!

CITIZENS and QUILL: DON'T STOP ME NOW ('CAUSE I'M HAVING A GOOD TIME) DON'T STOP ME NOW (YES, I'M HAVING A GOOD TIME)

QUILL: I DON'T WANNA STOP AT ALL!

ROCKET has picked himself up and has readied his gun, a smirk on his face. QUILL notices, and immediately tries to bolt while ROCKET takes aim.

ROCKET: YEAH, I'M A ROCKET SHIP ON MY WAY TO MARS ON A COLLISON COURSE I AM A SATELLITE, I'M OUT OF CONTROL

GAMORA has already risen up next to QUILL after tossing GROOT aside. ROCKET messes up his aim and accidentally shoots GAMORA in the foot, and she falls into QUILL's arms.

QUILL: (flirtatiously) I'M A SEX MACHINE, READY TO RELOAD LIKE AN ATOM BOMB

GAMORA punches him, and ROCKET shoots him. He lets out a shriek and lands on the ground, but not before ROCKET shoots GAMORA as well.

ROCKET: ABOUT TO OH-OH-OH-OH EXPLODE! I'M BURNING THROUGH THE SKY, YEAH TWO HUNDRED DEGREES, THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME MISTER FAHRENHEIT! I'M TRAVELING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT!

CITIZENS: I'M GONNA MAKE A SUPERSONIC WOMAN OF YOU!

GAMORA, QUILL, and GROOT pick themselves up, and circle with ROCKET cautiously as they did before. They dive at each other, and continue fighting as NOVA CORPS are called in.

QUILL: DON'T STOP ME, DON'T STOP ME, DON'T STOP ME

GAMORA: DON'T STOP ME, DON'T STOP ME, OOH, OOH, OOH

GROOT: I AM GROOT, I AM GROOT

ROCKET: DON'T STOP ME, DON'T STOP ME, OH YEAH!

They all forget temporarily that they're supposed to be fighting and start dancing instead, because they are idiots. QUILL begins air-guitaring and they all cheer.

GAMORA: I'M BURNING THROUGH THE SKY, YEAH!

ROCKET: TWO HUNDRED DEGREES, THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME MISTER FAHRENHEIT!

QUILL: I'M TRAVELING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT!

GAMORA, ROCKET, and QUILL: I WANNA MAKE A SUPERSONIC MAN

GROOT: I AM GROOT!

CITIZENS: DON'T STOP ME NOW!

GAMORA: I'M HAVING SUCH A GOOD TIME, I'M HAVING A BALL

CITIZENS: DON'T STOP ME NOW!

ROCKET: IF YOU WANNA HAVE A GOOD TIME JUST GIVE ME A CALL!

CITIZENS and QUILL: DON'T STOP ME NOW ('CAUSE I'M HAVIN' A GOOD TIME) DON'T STOP ME NOW (YES, I'M HAVIN' A GOOD TIME)

QUILL: I DON'T WANNA STOP AT ALL... LA DA DA DA DA DA...

SAAL: This is the NOVA Corps! You are under arrest! Put your weapons down and cease your dumb musical number!

The four slowly realize what they've been doing this entire time.

ROCKET: ...Aw, FLARK!

Stage lights shut off. They slowly turn on again, and ROCKET, GAMORA, and QUILL are in prison jumpsuits, with GROOT trailing after them.

QUILL: So let me get this straight. You two - Ranger Rick and Giving Tree over there - want me to hand over to the Ravagers. And you, attractive green woman who I probably have a crush on stemming from those weird times I watched too much Star Trek, you want the orb I've got because...your evil dad wants it? And thanks to that mess we got into at Xandar, we're all in jail now. The most high-security jail in the entire galaxy.

ROCKET: Pff. It ain't gonna be like I'm gonna be here for long. I've escaped more prisons than anyone in here has braincells. I'm gonna break out, and you're coming with me, because you're my meal ticket for the next good ten-to-twenty years. So about the rest of my life, give or take.

QUILL: As much as I appreciate the offer--

PRISONER 1 smirks at QUILL. ROCKET glances between the two, and snaps his fingers. GROOT immediately shoves PRISONER 1 away, looming over him intimidatingly.

ROCKET: Listen up, freaks! This one, right here - this is OUR booty! IF you want him, you go through us! Or more accurately, WE go through YOU! Ya got that?! There are mumbles of agreement from the various PRISONERS. ROCKET looks back at QUILL with a smirk.

ROCKET: You were saying?

QUILL: ....No comment.

ROCKET winks at him before QUILL shakes his head. During this conversation, a group of PRISONERS has stolen GAMORA. QUILL glances back to look for her, and realizes she's not there.

QUILL: Hang on, we're missing--!!

ROCKET: Wait. She's supposed to be the most dangerous woman in the galaxy, how did she let some common prisoners capture her so easily?

QUILL and ROCKET look at each other with a grimace.

QUILL: Plot convenience?

ROCKET: Plot convenience.

GROOT: I am Groot.

ROCKET, QUILL, and GROOT make their way to the other side of the prison, where GAMORA is being held at knifepoint by a prisoner. A figure looms over the prisoner, and pushes him aside, taking his knife.

DRAX: Finally. What I've been waiting for my entire life...

QUILL: Wait, time out, that guy hasn't been introduced yet.

ROCKET: That's, uh, that's Drax. The Destroyer. He's been on a revenge quest ever since Ronan killed--

DRAX: My beautiful wife, and my innocent daughter!

ROCKET: ....Yeah. His favoite words are 'die', 'stab', and he's got a bit of an ego. Plus as much as I love fighting? This guy loves it even more. Which is really saying something.

DRAX: It helps fill a void.

ROCKET: I get'cha. (nod)

QUILL: Well, we've gotta save Gamora!

ROCKET: ...Uh. Why? She's kind of the daughter of one of the worst warloads of the entire galaxy and by all accounts she should probably be able to save herself because she's apparently the most dangerous woman in the galaxy unless that was total BS.

QUILL: Because she's hot!

ROCKET: That's debatable.

GROOT: I am Groot.

QUILL: See, he agrees.

ROCKET: No, he said you're shallow and pedantic.

QUILL: I don't even know the definition of the word.

DRAX and GAMORA exhange a glance as QUILL and ROCKET argue in the background.

DRAX: ....Honestly at this point I am debating as to whether it would be a greater punishment to leave you alive and trapped with them or to kill you. Either one seems very satisfying.

GAMORA: I'm dead inside either way so you know. Take your pick.

DRAX: I'm so sorry for you.

GAMORA: HEY! YOU TWO WANNA HELP ME, OR ANYTHING?!

ROCKET: NOT PARTICULARLY!

QUILL: Ah! Um! Hey!

DRAX turns around and looks at QUILL. QUILL freezes for a second.

QUILL: ...IF YOU LIKE PINA COLADAS AND GETTING CAUGHT IN THE RAIN IF YOU'RE NOT INTO HEALTH FOOD IF YOU HAVE HALF A BRAIN IF YOU LIKE MAKING LOVE AT MIDNIGHT IN THE DUNES OF THE CAPE YOU'RE THE LOVE THAT I'VE LOOKED FOR WRITE TO ME AND ESCAPE

DRAX: What.

QUILL abruptly jazz-hands. ROCKET facepalms. GAMORA simply stares. DRAX glances between GAMORA and QUILL.

DRAX: I've made up my mind. It is greater punishment to leave you alive. However, it leaves my killing urges unfufilled.

QUILL: I could always use a new murderous friend. And you're a name character, so you're clearly supposed to be part of the group in some way or fashion. How about it?

DRAX: .....Sure. Why not.

QUILL: Sweet. Okay, how are we getting out of here, though?

DRAX: Don't know. (looks at PRISONER 2) I like this knife. I'm keeping it.

PRISONER 2: (quietly) ....That was my favorite knife....

ROCKET, QUILL, GROOT, GAMORA, and DRAX walk back to the other side of the prison - stage right. Everyone stares at ROCKET.

ROCKET: ....Alright, I've got a plan. Quit giving me the eyes. I'm going to need you all to go along with it, and one of you to get me that prosthetic leg over there. I need it.

QUILL: Roger. What are you going to do?

ROCKET: Ahem. HEY, EVERYONE! I CAN'T STOP THIS FEELING DEEP INSIDE OF ME GIRL, YOU JUST DON'T REALIZE WHAT YOU DO TO ME WHEN YOU HOLD ME IN YOUR ARMS SO TIGHT YOU LET ME KNOW EVERYTHING'S ALRIGHT IIIIIIIIIIII'M

PRISONERS: HOOKED ON A FEELING!

ROCKET: I'M HIGH ON BELIEVING

PRISONERS: THAT YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH ME!

QUILL: LIPS AS SWEET AS CANDY ITS TASTE IS ON MY MIND

DRAX: GIRL, YOU GOT ME THIRSTY FOR ANOTHER CUP OF WINE

GAMORA: GOT A BUG FROM YOU, GIRL BUT I DON'T NEED NO CURE

ROCKET: I'LL JUST STAY A VICTIM IF I CAN'T BE SURE!

QUILL darts off to get the leg. The rest of the future GUARDIANS continue the song.

ROCKET: ALL THE GOOD LOVE WHEN WE'RE ALL ALONE KEEP IT UP, GIRL YEAH, YOU TURN ME ON

GAMORA: IIIIIIIIIII'M

PRISONERS: HOOKED ON A FEELING!

GUARDIANS: I'M HIGH ON BELIEVING THAT YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH ME

The PRISONERS continue dancing and singing as the GUARDIANS slowly make their way towards the exit. They'e stared at, and freeze.

ROCKET: Okay, now let's bring it down slow, folks.

GAMORA: ALL THE GOOD LOVE

DRAX: WHEN WE'RE ALL ALONE

QUILL: KEEP IT UP, GIRL

ROCKET: YEAH, YOU TURN ME ON

GROOT and PRISONERS: IIIIIIIIIIIII AM GROOT! ('M HOOKED ON A FEELING!)

DRAX: I'M HIGH ON BELIEVING

GAMORA: THAT YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH ME

ROCKET: I'M HOOKED ON A FEELING! AND I'M HIGH ON BELIEVING

QUILL: THAT YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH ME I SAID I'M HOOKED ON A FEELING! AND I'M HIGH ON BELIEVING

DRAX: THAT YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH ME...

With the PRISONERS distracted, the GUARDIANS scurry out. The lights dim. The lights come back. Everyone is now on KNOWHERE.

GAMORA: So what was that back there?

ROCKET: That was the more classy version of a prison riot.

QUILL: Yeah, that's nice, but why did we need the leg?

ROCKET: Pff...snrk...because I thought it'd be funny! How did that guy look without his leg? Did he, like, try to dance on one leg?! (laughs)

QUILL: Dude, I paid him for that!

ROCKET laughs again. DRAX lets out a sigh.

DRAX: Explain to me where we are and what we are doing here.

QUILL: ...We literally told you on the way over.

DRAX: I was not listening. I was thinking of something else.

GAMORA: Okay. We're on Knowhere to sell the orb for a profit to my dealer, The Collector. He pays top dollar for anything weird and exotic.

DRAX: That's nice. Why do I care?

GAMORA: There's a bar?

DRAX: You have successfully gotten me to care again. Excellent job, green wench.

GAMORA: Could you not.

DRAX: I could not could not.

QUILL: Alright, both of you, knock it off. Drax, if you wanna check out the bar, it's over there.

DRAX: I want to and I will.

ROCKET: Count me in too.

QUILL: Okay, Groot?

GROOT: I am Groot.

ROCKET: ....Yeah, okay, you can go watch that for a while.

GROOT: I am Groot.

ROCKET: What do you mean by 'I'll be there until Act 2'?!

GROOT walks offstage. ROCKET sighs, hanging his head. DRAX pats him on the back, and they go to have drinks, exiting stage left. QUILL and GAMORA are left alone.

QUILL: ....Sooooooo....

GAMORA: ....Yes?

QUILL: Well. I'm a yonug, attractive male lead, and you're--

GAMORA: No.

QUILL: But!

GAMORA: No. That is my final answer.

QUILL: Gamora. C'mon.

GAMORA stares at QUILL with a deadpan expression.

QUILL: I MUST'VE BEEN THROUGH A MILLION GIRLS I'D LOVE 'EM AND I'D LEAVE 'EM ALONE I DIDN'T CARE HOW MUCH THEY CRIED, NO SIR THEIR TEARS LEFT ME COLD AS A STONE BUT THEN I FOOLED AROUND AND FELL IN LOVE

QUILL and KNOWHERE CITIZENS: I FOOLED AROUND AND FELL IN LOVE I FOOLED AROUND AND FELL IN LOVE I FOOLED AROUND AND FELL IN LOVE

GAMORA: I'm into women.

The music abruptly stops with a record scratch noise.

QUILL: ...Oh.

GAMORA: So no, your pelvic sorcery will not work on me, Peter Quill.

QUILL: .....Okay, I need a love interest. We don't make money without a love interest. Um. Hm.

QUILL looks towards where GROOT left. Sighs.

QUILL: Okay. There are two choices for who my love interest could be at this point and they both make this play pretty progressive, honestly, so points to that. Let's see.

QUILL walks back into the bar and slides up to DRAX.

QUILL: IT USED TO BE WHEN I'D SEE A GIRL THAT I LIKED I'D GET OUT MY BOOK AND WRITE DOWN HER NAME BUT WHEN THE GRASS GOT A LITTLE GREENER ON THE OTHER SIDE I'D JUST TEAR OUT THAT PAGE BUT THEN I FOOLED AROUND AND FELL IN LOVE

QUILL and KNOWHERE CITIZENS: I FOOLED AROUND AND FELL IN LOVE I FOOLED AROUND AND FELL IN LOVE I FOOLED AROUND AND FELL IN LOVE

DRAX: ...Quill.

QUILL: Yes?

DRAX: Leave me be.

QUILL: Okie-dokie. That's one out, there's....well. Okay.

QUILL slides up to ROCKET, who raises a brow.

QUILL: FREE ON MY OWN, THAT'S THE WAY I USED TO BE BUT SINCE I MET YOU BABY, LOVE'S GOT A HOLD ON ME!

ROCKET sits there stunned for a good couple of minutes, then looks at QUILL with utter confusion. QUILL smirks.

KNOWHERE CITIZENS and QUILL: (FOOLED AROUND AND FELL IN LOVE!) WHOO, IT'S GOT A HOLD ON ME NOW (FOOLED AROUND AND FELL IN LOVE!) I CAN'T LET GO OF YOU, BABY (FOOLED AROUND AND FELL IN LOVE!) I CAN'T STOP LOVING YOU NOW! (FOOLED AROUND AND FELL IN LOVE!) HEEEEEY!

QUILL drags ROCKET up and pulls him into a dance. ROCKET is still completely stunned.

QUILL: 'CAUSE I FOOLED AROUND, FOOLED AROUND, FOOLED AROUND, FOOLED AROUND, I FOOLED AROUND, I FOOLED AROUND, I FOOLED AROUND FOOLED AROUND AND FELL IN LOVE!

ROCKET: Uh, Quill?

QUILL: Yep?

ROCKET: You know what I am, right? What I look like here? Hi?

QUILL: I've slept with an Askavarian, do you really think I care that much?

ROCKET: Wait, seriously?

QUILL: Yep.

ROCKET: ....Well, this is marginally more acceptable since I don't look as weird as I could, I--

QUILL: (grinning) Yeah-huh?

ROCKET: ....No, wait, I'm a--I'm a flarking animal, Quill! Drax said as much! And I'm going to kill him for it!

DRAX: He is an annoyance who speaks of matters he knows nothing about.

ROCKET: He might be right but he's also an ass! I just--I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU!

QUILL: Rocket--ROCKET, HEY! HEY! TEN MILLION UNITS ROCKET! Work through this, and we'll all be rich, you're just--you're drunk.

ROCKET: Yeah, wonder why.

DRAX: Why does it even matter so much to you?

ROCKET: BECAUSE I DIDN'T ASK TO GET MADE! I DIDN'T ASK FOR ANYTHING! I DIDN'T ASK TO BE SOME CREEPY LITTLE BEAST!

QUILL: Rocket, you're not--

ROCKET: AND ALL OF YOU SIT THERE AND MAKE FUN OF ME! DRAX SAYS IT OUTRIGHT, QUILL JUST...MOCKS ME BY, I DON'T KNOW, FLIRTING WITH ME! GAMORA...GAMORA JUST LOOKS AT ME WEIRD!

GAMORA: I look at everyone weird.

ROCKET: BESIDE THE POINT! YOU'RE ALL ASSHOLES AND I CAN'T SAY I WON'T KILL ALL OF YOU WHEN THIS IS OVER!

CARINA approaches, her hands folded obediently as she looks around at everyone, and then stares down at the ORB intently.

CARINA: Pardon me, but--The Collector... would like to see you now.

ROCKET: Good. Great. Let's go. We're not taking Drax, he can sit and flarking stew, he doesn't want any money anyway.

The lights dim as ROCKET storms offstage, and everyone else exchanges glances and follows, apart from DRAX.

The lights raise on THE COLLECTOR'S LAIR. ROCKET, QUILL, and GAMORA enter. The COLLECTOR'S ASSISTANTS, identical-looking women step out from the other side of the stage and begin dancing. CARINA eyes up the orb as she stands in the middle

CARINA: WHERE HAVE ALL THE GOOD MEN GONE AND WHERE ARE ALL THE GODS? WHERE'S THE STREETWISE HERCULES TO FIGHT THE RISING ODDS? ISN'T THERE A WHITE KNIGHT UPON A FIERY STEED? LATE AT NIGHT I TOSS AND TURN AND I DREAM OF WHAT I NEED!

CARINA approaches QUILL, trying to make a grab for the ORB subtly. He looks at her, confused, until she continues.

CARINA: I NEED A HERO! I'M HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO UNTIL THE END OF THE NIGHT! HE'S GOTTA BE STRONG AND HE'S GOTTA BE FAST AND HE'S GOTTA BE FRESH FROM THE FIGHT! I NEED A HERO! I'M HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO 'TIL THE MORNING LIGHT! HE'S GOTTA BE SURE AND HE'S GOTTA BE SOON AND HE'S GOTTA BE LARGER THAN LIFE!

CARINA bats her eyelashes flirtatiously. QUILL grins. GAMORA shakes her head and ROCKET looks away, huffing.

CARINA: SOMEWHERE AFTER MIDNIGHT IN MY WILDEST FANTASY SOMEWHERE JUST BEYOND MY REACH THERE'S SOMEONE REACHING BACK FOR ME RACING ON THE THUNDER AND RISING WITH THE HEAT IT'S GONNA TAKE A SUPERMAN TO SWEEP ME OFF MY FEET!

COLLECTOR'S GIRLS: I NEED A HERO! I'M HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO UNTIL THE END OF THE NIGHT! HE'S GOTTA BE STRONG AND HE'S GOTTA BE FAST AND HE'S GOTTA BE FRESH FROM THE FIGHT! I NEED A HERO! I'M HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO 'TIL THE MORNING LIGHT! HE'S GOTTA BE SURE AND HE'S GOTTA BE SOON AND HE'S GOTTA BE LARGER THAN LIFE!

ROCKET: Would you all just flarking stop?! Where is your boss?!

CARINA: I do apologize. He appears to be...taking his time.

GAMORA: Great. Now can you quit with the little show you're putting on?

CARINA: UP WHERE THE MOUNTAINS MEET THE HEAVENS ABOVE OUT WHERE THE LIGHTNING SPLITS THE SEA I COULD SWEAR THERE WAS SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE WATCHING ME THROUGH THE WIND AND THE CHILL AND THE RAIN AND THE STORM AND THE FLOOD I CAN FEEL HIS APPROACH LIKE A FIRE IN MY BLOOD!

COLLECTOR'S GIRLS: LIKE A FIRE IN MY BLOOD, LIKE A FIRE IN MY BLOOD, LIKE A FIRE IN MY BLOOD, LIKE A FIRE IN MY - AAAAH!

CARINA, COLLECTOR'S GIRLS and ROCKET (mockingly): I NEED A HERO! I'M HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO UNTIL THE END OF THE NIGHT! HE'S GOTTA BE STRONG AND HE'S GOTTA BE FAST AND HE'S GOTTA BE FRESH FROM THE FIGHT! I NEED A HERO! I'M HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO 'TIL THE MORNING LIGHT! HE'S GOTTA BE SURE AND HE'S GOTTA BE SOON AND HE'S GOTTA BE LARGER THAN LIFE!

THE COLLECTOR enters. He looks around, and sees the production going on.

THE COLLECTOR: Carina, what is this?!

CARINA: ...There's an infinity stone in that orb. Unlimited power. And I intend to...I intend to use it! I WILL NO LONGER BE YOUR SLAVE!

I NEED A HERO! I'M HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO UNTIL THE END OF THE NIGHT! HE'S GOTTA BE STRONG AND HE'S GOTTA BE FAST AND HE'S GOTTA BE FRESH FROM THE FIGHT! I NEED A HERO! I'M HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO 'TIL THE MORNING LIGHT! HE'S GOTTA BE SURE AND HE'S GOTTA BE SOON AND HE'S GOTTA BE LARGER THAN LIFE!

CARINA snatches the ORB out of QUILL's hand and makes to open it.

QUILL: Wait, don't--!!!

ROCKET: Don't you dare--!!

GAMORA: Think about this!

CARINA looks at the three. Then at THE COLLECTOR.Then smiles.

CARINA: I NEED A HERO!!!!

She opens the orb. The room explodes internally. There's a flash of light, and then the stage lights dim as CARINA screams.

Intermission

#Guardians of the Galaxy #peter quill #Rocket Raccoon #drax the destroyer #gamora #Groot #sienna writes fanfics sometimes #fan musical #musical #fan script #god what is my life #this may have gotten just a bit roquillish #roquill

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Sense and Sensitivity (ATS 1.06)

This is part of my ongoing Buffyverse Project, where I write notes/meta for every episode in an attempt to better understand the characters and themes of the shows. You can find the BTVS list here and the ATS list here. Gifs are not mine.

There’s so much that I love about Sense and Sensitivity--it has some dorky Angel comedy gold and it’s the episode that made me adore Kate Lockley. It’s just a good watch. Not sure if that’s a popular opinion or not but...oh well.

We get quite a bit of information on Kate this episode. Namely her relationship with her father and how that informs her issues with opening up and the anger she’s toting around (she has to be pulled out of an interrogation for getting violent with a suspect). Her father is such an ass and it’s especially annoying because he reminds me of mine. We’ve quit speaking altogether--gotta admire Kate for continuing to try despite continual rejection.

Cordelia: You want to know what I think? I think he uses his tortured creature of the night status as a license to be rude and insensitive!

Have to agree with Doyle that’s it’s pretty ironic Cordy is criticizing Angel for being insensitive. I do think he’s not all that practiced at human interaction. Keeping his feelings locked down and remaining aloof are kind of a survival skill for him. This is the first episode we really get to see a more human side of Angel--beginning with his disguise as Herb Saunders. That was amazing.

Tony: You've – you’ve been running after me for a long time, haven't you sweetheart? If I'd know how bad you wanted me, I might have let you catch me a little sooner.

Kate: If I'd know how badly you needed the exercise, I might have let you run a little longer.

Well that was just a gross exchange. Wolfram & Hart are representing Little Tony, the guy Kate is trying to catch. They plan to make Kate the “Mark Fuhrman” of the case and win Tony’s freedom (look who recently watched American Crime: The People vs. OJ Simpson and actually knows who that is!). Sensitivity training is ordered for the cops but it’s being controlled by W&H and...oh, god. I really don’t want to call him Mr. Magic Stick but I can’t remember his name. Oh! It’s Allen.

Kate: Why do you do that? Pretend important things don’t matter?

So let’s take a moment to talk about Mr. Ass Lockley. He pretty much pretends Kate doesn’t exist and makes her feel inadequate as he spends time with the other cops and not her. I feel like there might be some gendered BS going on here. He also suggests she might be a lesbian because she hasn’t gone on many dates (embarrassing her in front of Angel).

Kate: Now the old man would like us to believe that he couldn't care less about all this attention and free booze. But I know him better than that. He put a lot of years in on the job, and he made a difference in a lot of lives. And now it's over. That's a huge deal, no matter what he says. In fact I'm not really sure if he knows what he's going to do with himself. He forgot how to be anything but a cop a long time ago. And maybe, - maybe that's why I became a cop too. - After mom died, you stopped , you know? It was like you couldn't stand the sight of me. Her face, her eyes looking up at you. - But big girls don't cry, right? You said, gone's gone, and there’s no use wallowing. - Worms and dirt and nothing, forever. Not one word about a better place. You couldn't even tell a scared little girl a beautiful lie. God, I wanted to drink with you. I wanted you to laugh with me just once, the way you laughed with Jimmy here, or Frank.

Wow was that awkward. And so sad...especially with her father’s line at the end of the episode about never bringing it up again because she embarrassed herself. Being honest didn’t get her anywhere with him. I wonder what he would say if he’d had the sensitivity training?

Kate: My best friend Joanne, her mom was soft, and she smelled like macaroni and cheese, and she'd pick me up on her lap and she would rock me. She said that she wanted to keep me to herself. - She said that I was good and sweet. Everybody said I was. - Do you realize that you’ve never told me that I'm pretty? Not once in my life?

Everyone at the party gets overly emotional. Angel drags Kate back to AI, where she embarrasses Cordelia by bringing up Doyle’s feelings for her--something she’s been trying hard to ignore. I have to say I’m not sure how I feel about the whole Doyle/Cordelia arc. On the positive side I get that part of Cordelia’s journey is learning to be less snobby and see past appearances and money. But on the negative I don’t love the idea that Doyle can “win” Cordelia if he just continues to push despite her lack of interest (or the nice guy overtones where he’s clearly the best but all she wants is looks and money).

Angel: My parents were great. Tasted a lot like chicken.

There’s such complexity to Angel that I feel like we never really explore. We spend a lot of time on the idea of Angel vs. Angelus and how separate they are, but in my opinion not enough on the darker parts of Angel that manifest in Angelus. I’m excited for my meta on how they’re connected. He’ll say these throwaway lines that reveal he still harbors rage and isn’t as remorseful as he appears (”Beautiful...dumb as a post, but...”, “Tasted a lot like chicken.”)

Cordelia: Right now. It's time for you to get all vampy - grr! - Kate needs you.

Angel: I don't want to. You both withdraw when I go vamp. I feel you judge me.

I loved sensitive Angel. I also enjoyed the scenes with the cops trying to understand the people in jail and the complexity of how people end up where they are. Everyone has their reasons but it isn’t always productive to worry about them. Angel takes down Little Tony and Wolfram & Hart drop him as a client. Some exposure is too much for even the worst best lawyers.

Angel: You know, Anthony you could be a rainbow and not a painbow.

Character Notes:

Kate Lockley: Her father calls her Katie. Angel tells her to picture the public in their underwear during her speech and she seems to be thinking of him in particular.

Angel: He calls Cordelia precious when under the sensitivity spell.

Allen Francis Doyle: Cordelia is upset Angel hasn’t noticed her new shoes, which Doyle notices immediately. But to be fair Doyle pays a lot of extra attention to Cordelia.

#senseandsensitivity #kate lockley #angel #Cordelia chase #Allen Francis Doyle #angel/kate #tim minear #cordelia/doyle

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How much would this car insurance cost me?

how much would it cost for a 17 year old to be on my mom insurnace for a 2004 bmw 320d

Young Drivers Car Insurance In London?

Hey there, i live in a area that gets me pretty high quotes for an 18 year old.. Well my dad's purchasing a car and i asked if he could insure me on it too and he agreed to this but i've gotta find a decent insurer first.. I mean i'm getting quotes such as 3,000 a year that's pretty high for a 01 plate corsa.. I was just asking for people with experience on maybe any ways i can reduce this price.. Maybe a really cheap insurer you know? or any help would be appreciated if you know the situation i'm in. Thanks!!""

Insurance for baby?

im a full time student, so im staying on my mom's insurance.. im 18... my babys father doesnt have health insurance. does the baby go on my mom's with me, or do i need to get insurance for the baby by myself?""

How much to get a 2007 BMW 335i insured?

I have been looking for a beamer recently and I found one it's a 2007 BMW 335i blue coupe and I was wondering how much insurance is for it in California.

Health Insurance for Uninsurable?

I haven't been able to get health insurance in the past couple years due to constantly changing jobs, and not being able to stay on my feet as much as I would like to in my career. I have diabetes, which is causing more serious issues with my limbs and eyes that I can't wait to take care of. I am in my low 30's, single, and a resident of Illinois. I know the affordable health care is suppose to start accepting applications in October, and care beginning in 2014, but I just can't wait that long. I tried any other state and federally funded option, but they have suspended their applications due to the new programs coming out later this year. Would anyone have any other ideas, my family will help offset some of the costs, I just need to find some kind of a plan with pre existing conditions to include diabetes.""

Car insurance question?

I have my own car but the title insurance and registration isnt in my name its in my girlfriends step dad name so I could have really cheap insurance. And some girl hit the back of my car the other day but didnt make no police report because I knew her. So she just gave me her policy number agents name and phone number. But my main concern is that will my car be able to get fixed because im not on the insurance? My girlfriends step dad has plpd insurance and so does the girl that hit me and I live in michigan.

What's more expensive in America? Healthcare or Health Insurance?

I keep hearing Americans spend more on health care than other industrialized countries. and I also hear they spend more on health insurance. So my question is: On average, do we spend more on Healthcare or Health Insurance than other countries? Or de we spend more on both?""

Has anyone ever heard of Titan auto insurance?

UK. Do you need insurance to learn to drive with your parents car?

i have my provisional Is the insurance expensive?

How do i find my previous car insurance providers?

all the different car insurances details how can i track them?

Should i trust AIS insurance broker company?

ais charges for broker fee only for one time, is that true? i have farmers right now. but AIS offer me mas cheaper insurance (mercury). but i'm not familiar with AIS company. do they have any headen charges that they never mention??? please help!!! thanks""

Help with motorcycle insurance please. (Full coverage or Liability?)?

Hello all I am new to motorcycle insurance! I decided I am going to go with Dairyland insurance because it seems they have the best deals. On my quote I have like 20 dollars a month for liability and about 100 with collision and everything. Anyway my bike is a 2002 model and only bought it for $1800. I dont know if its worth getting full insurance on it. My question also is if I only have liability and a guy rear ended me, will my insurance company pay for the damages of my bike? or will the insurance of the guy who hit me pay for the damages?....Also I live in CA and the nearest Dairyland insurance is so far away! is it safe to buy online or through the phone?""

Failed driving test...will insurance go up?

I took my driving test today and I was just wondering if my dad's insurance rates will go up(I am 16).

Cheapest car insurance for a 17 year old?

What is the cheapest insurance i can get for a Seat Ibiza 1.4 Petrol 2008 Automatic, No modifications made, just passed driving test but can not find a cheap insurance? Can anybody lend me a hand and guide me to the cheapest deals? I have checked all the comparison websites the best i have got is around 2,200.""

How much is car insurance for a 21 year old female?

I'll be a first time driver as of next month and I was curious how much I'll be looking at as a ball park estimate on my insurance rates. I know I'm a late bloomer for driving but I have never needed it as I live in a city. But as I want to do and go more places, I need a car now. Especially since I'm moving out of state, on my own, in 6 months. I was wondering how much I'm going to be looking at. I'll be driving a small sedan, maybe a 04-05 Honda Accord or Civic. I live in Texas now but I'll be moving to Ohio, in February, and if anyone could give me rates for both places I'd be much obliged! Thank you so much for even answering my question :)""

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Is the American health insurance is like Car insurance?

Life insurance and all the other insurances? And you pay it every month and how much? Or what it's like?

I got a speeding ticket in my car. Would that affect motorcycle insurance?

Im looking to get a motorcycle. Would a speeding ticket in a car affect motorcycle insurance.

How much would it cost to insure an infiniti g35?

Im a 16 year old boy, and Im buying an 2004 infiniti for 2,350 from my dads friend with 112k mileages on it, and I'm wondering what the insurance rate would be in NYC? Im paying for the car, my dad is paying for the insurance""

How much does is cost to become a driver in the UK?

I'm weighing up the pros and cons of learning to drive over my reliance on public transport. I want to take account of everything, (insurance, cost of average car, etc). I figure 20 for provisional license. About 800 for lessons (40 x 20), plus another 150 for the test, 50 for the theory test. What other things do I need to consider each year? (I'm approximately 30 years old, if that matters)""

I need a cheap car to insure?

im 17 years old and need a car to get me to college. The only problem is my insurance quotes are ridiculously high. im looking for a cheap car to insure.

How much is a no insurance ticket in California?

This is my first time getting a ticket so I don't know how it works. I was in my brother's car and it has no insurance however my car does. I live in the bay area if it helps. My ticket won't come for another 3-4 weeks and I just want to have a idea of how much it will be. Thanks!

Why is my mortgage company forcing me to buy insurance on my home?

what is homeowners insurance good for?

I need RV insurance! Who is the best RV insurance company out there?

I need RV insurance and currently live in California. Who provides the best priced RV insurance with good customer service?

Can you put someone's car on your insurance so they don't have to pay a higher rate for their own coverage?

I have this elderly friend whose kids and grandkids require her financial help. She feels she has to buy cars for them to drive because, according to them, they can't own cars without losing social service benefits. Then she adds these cars to her insurance policy and gives them to these people to drive. She's in a huge financial bind, and I'm worried she's going to get into legal trouble on top of her financial problems. She can't afford to insure the people driving the cars because of their driving records and credit history. Is this legal? Insuring the vehicles without insuring the drivers? I know when my kids became driving age, I was required to add them to the policy or exclude them as drivers. But these are adults in their 20s and 40s that are driving cars registered to her and insured for her.""

Sports Car Insurance <--------- 10 POINTS HURRY UP!@@@?

I'm getting a new car, I'm going to be 18 and which of the following is a sports car and how much would insurance cost me every 6 months if I have good-student discount, taken drivers ed, and would it cost less if I put the primary driver under my parents name. Possible: C-300 Luxury from Mercedes Benz (sedan) C-350 Sport from Mercedes Benz (sedan) 328i from BMW (sedan) 335i from BMW (sedan) IS350 from Lexus (sedan) IS250 from Lexus (sedan) Thanks""

I have no health insurance for my 5 month old?

Ok so my 5 month old hasn't gotten we shots because I came back to NYC from CA due to my mother being sick but I don't planned to live here so I don't want to reopen a Medicaid case out here is there anywhere i could go or something i could do? Plz help

""Car Tax, MOT, insurance cost me 500; others pay much more; time for a consumer revolt?""

Car Tax, MOT, insurance cost me 500; others pay much more; time for a consumer revolt?""

Affordable motorcycle insurance?

I live in Michigan and currently have motorcycle insurance w/Progressive. Unfortunately, they only offer an annual rate at $230.00. Living in the midwest, I only ride the bike for 5 to 6 months if I'm lucky. Do you know of a reputable insurance carrier that offers monthly or 3 to 6 months coverage??? Its ridiculous to pay for an entire year when I barely ride for half. Thanks!""

What is term life insurance ?

What is term life insurance ? And what types of term life insurance is provived by lic of india?

Estimate of car insurance for fiat 500c first time driver?

My first car is going to be a fiat 500c thats about 3 years old. I am 18 years old in the UK whats an estimate of price for the insurance for the year?

Do anyone know where i can get cheaper car insurance?

Im with Tesco and am due to renew my insurance next month but what im paying at the moment is sky high. Ive been on the road 2 years now, I have a reno clio.""

Cheapest car insurance company in michigan?

I used to pay 25 bucks a month for car insurance, but now I am in michigan, the chepast from progressive is about 70 bucks a month, that's 3 times what I used to pay. Is there a company that will offer a cheaper rate than progressive? If it wasn't for the possibility of being arrested by cops for driving without insurance, I will never buy insurance period. Never had an accident caused by me EVER.""

Can still drive with my parents in the car even if I don't have car insurance and they do?

I'm 16 and I don't have insurance listed under my name yet. I have my license already. Me and my parents were wondering if I could still drive without insurance if they're in the car with me. We live in Arizona btw, if that helps. Thanks!""

How does health insurance work??? Payment?

I'm 18, jobless. My parents will stop paying for my insurance soon. How do I get a new plan and what will the cost be? NO MEDICAID. also what if you're pregnant""

Does anyone in Las Vegas know where I can get Dirt cheap car insurance if so please provide a number and name.

Thanks for your help!!!

How much of my 18 yr. old son's paycheck should I take from him?

My son got his first job at McDonalds. He is living at home. I want to take a percentage of his pay and put it aside for his car insurance, etc.. I can't see him just blowing his whole paycheck on junk. What percentage do you think is fair?""

Received ticket for failure to report accident if found guilty will this make my insurance pay out void?

Was in one vehicle accident car written off insurance paid Still have court for failure to report accident need to know if found guilty will I have to pay the insurance company back

Car insurance car change?

I am struggling to pay my insurance so if I change my insurance to a cheaper car smaller engine will my insurance go down a month, and would I keep the same policy to get my nyc bonus as I'm half way through, and does anyone one in how much to change your car details to another car with admiral or cancel your insurance price with admiral""

Im a 20 yr old female- much would it cost to insure a 1.4 2007 astra sxi?

JUST PASSED TEST. Its insurance group 6 Tanks

How much can i spend on a car with the money i make?

im 17 years old and i have a job that pays $8.30 an hour and i work about 16 hrs per week, and i also tutor afterschool, for $20 dollars an hour, for 6 hours, so i make about $240 a week, and im planning to get a car, but i dont know what car i could afford. how much money can i spend in a car if i have monthly car payments?, oh yea plus insurance. thanks""

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Car Insurance Question?

Can a 16 year old girl drive her parent's car alone without her name being on the insurance?

Who's car insurance pays for accident?

A young guy hit into the rear of my vehicle the other day. When I asked for insurance information he said he is driving his grandmothers car and he can't show me any. I don't know if he is telling the truth that it is not his car or not. He just gave me his name and phone number. At first I felt the marks were not bad but decided they should be fixed. He is hoping I don't pursue any damage claim. If this is his grandmothers car will her insurance pay for the accident or will his insurance?

Im Looking for cheap auto insurance in NJ?

Any suggestions? Anything except Cure,Esurance,Metlife and travelers. been there done that. Cure is just awful and unprofessional!""

Question about car insurance?

I live in philadelphia with my mom, and I live with my dad in quakertown on most weekends. Even though my permit is registered under my mom's address, can I go on my dad's car insurance since it's way cheaper? I mean I do live with him part time, just as I live with my mom part time. I'm 18.""

Is their any where that can calculate the average price of car insurance without details?

I just want to calculate the average cost for car insurance without the hassle of putting in my personal details being that it will be at least 2months till i get my licence.

""New to buy used car, can drive to home after buying with no insurance?""

i dont really know how to do, i am new to drive, Is it ok to drive the used car back home first but i dont have insurance, IF NO, what should i do????""

What is the cost of AAA car insurance monthly?

Best place for car insurance?

I'm 16, and so I plan on starting to learn all the theory before starting driving lessons the day after my 17th birthday - as you can probably tell! Anyway, my mother and I have been discussing little cars and what not for when I pass, but insurance is another problem. Is anybody aware of a good place that will insure a teenager for not too much? I have heard that Admiral's Littlebox is quite good - has anybody any reviews for them? All answers and suggestions greatly appreciated! :-) Thanks""

Can a 17 year old get medical insurance while pregnant?

My friend just found out she is pregnant today. She has no idea where to get medical help for her and the baby. She is only 17 she doesn't turn 18 til march. Where can she go to get help?

Can i cancel my car insurance after my claim?

hi all, i have a car insurance policy with churchill and have recently written of my car.. the claim is being processed and i need to know some stuff. i am 19 and pay 1200 a year for my car insurance from sept2009-sept2010. I made the claim this week. i am planning to go to america in may for summer camp america and also due to there being a 900 excess ( god tell me about it) i wont be buying a new car and wont need a new car.. my car is only worth 1000 but i am claiming to recover the costs of recovery as i tipped it upside down. so therefore i need to know if i can cancel my insurance policy and if i can do that now or if i have to wait unil the claim has been processed. some people have said tat i might not beable to cancel???""

What is this type of insurance called? And how much?

So from general information, i know typically an arena will say that you need some insurance to cover (X) amount, like $1,000,000. My question is how does that person get that insurance? What does the insurance policy look like? And how much would he/she have to pay to get that insurance?""

Car Insurance - why does the quote price change depending on occupation?

if i put i'm a student the quote is the cheapest if i put unemployed the quote is the most expensive anything in between is cheaper than the unemployed quote why is this

If my 17 year old son moves to another state will my medical insurance still cover him?

my son is planning on moving to california and he is a type one diabetic. so im wondering if he's in another state than i am if my insurance will cover him.

Is Car Insurance quotes race-specific?

Where I live the 'minority races' and immigrants I asked how much car insurance they are paying because mine seemed steep were paying very little compared to me for the equivalent car - even though theyre new drivers. I have a clean licence since 1987. Are they less likely to have accidents? I dont believe this some of them only their God is keeping them from having accident. Or is to charge them too much being racist so we have to pay more insurance for them?

What would my car insurance be?

I am a 20 year old male in Upstate NY and ive been driving since last september and i just bought a car (2000 Chevy Impala) and im trying to look for a good car insurer and my parents have state farm. what insurer would be the best and how much would it cost in my situation?

Was it wise for me to cancel my car insurance?

I had gotten into an accident. ICBC says it's 100% my fault, and I did just file an injury claim for myself and my family members that were in the car with me. I don't think my car is drivable, but if it is, then it's not worth fixing because I don't have collision and it would cost more to fix than how much I had bought it for. What I did yesterday, was cancelled my car insurance. But I was just talking to someone who told me that it wasn't a good idea to do that. And now I'm doubting myself. Will this be held against me? The person in the other car claimed injury and her car is also damaged. Did I just dig a deeper hole for myself?""

""Need a license, insurance, and car...?""

I need all three of these. What is the proper order to get them in? I thought you need insurance to get a license, and a license to get a car. But don't you need the car to get it insured? And can you get insurance without a driver license number? I'm confused any advice would be appreciated.""

What are the types of automobile insurance in USA ?

I'm doing a research for my course , comparing this service in my country to which in the USA ...and more specifically about the private and commercial cars... a claim saying that USA's provisions are strictly applied ..i.e the son driving his father private car is not entitled to any compensation in case an accident is occurred .....because it's not the son car..(which at the same time is not going the same way here ...as long as the car is insured so anyone drive it is insured ..regardless of the owner of the car...and just there it is the debate point...what do you think about it ? so ,I'll appreciate if you could feed me with any thoughts any idea any information any links concerning that or even automobile insurance in general...""

I need to get rid of my car because the payments are way to high and insurance sucks?

I bought a 2003 Toyota Avalon a little more than a year ago from a dealer. I put 7000 dollars as a down payment and now am paying 240 a month for 60 months. Its getting kind of hard to pay off the car now with all of the costs going up. The total price of the car was 15000 and I got a bumper to bumper warranty for 5 years/100,000 miles when I bought it at 35,000 miles. The car now has 54.000 miles. How do I trade it in for a car that would cost me less than 200 a month Thanks""

What is the most affordable personal medical insurance carrier you have found?

I know that no medical insurance is cheap, especially when you have to buy a personal policy not given thru your work. But, I have to get coverage for me and my husband. We just need basic insurance I guess....Like for medical and dentist visits. Have you found a more affordable insurance carrier? Or have any advice on what to look for in a new one? Thanks!""

What does hurricane insurance cost?

I'm relocating to the greater houston area and am planning on buying a home in harris or galveston counties. I wanted to get a ballpark idea of what hurricane insurance would run on a 200k home with perhaps 45k of contents.

Car insurance for learner driver UK?

I am considering to buy a car before I pass my test. Without buying the car first I can't get a quote online. I understand insurance is not much differenet for a learner driver and someone that just passed their test. Anyone knows how much roughly insurance cost for a learner driver? Thinking of getting a 2002-2003 ford focus, and I am a female 27 years of age if that makes any difference.""

Where can i check to see if my medical insurance is active?

I have Medicaid. Someone I know checked online before to see if my medical was still active, I didn't get to ask where she went to look that up.. does anybody know""

What is the best insurance to buy for maternity care?

My husband and I had tricare but he is out of the military now, so we are looking for good insurance as we are currently ttc. Thanks!""

How much is Car Insurance for a 17 year old Boy in NJ?

I recently got my license and my mom added me to her insurance. For 1 month they are charging approximately $400. This seems really outrageous. Car is a 2007 Toyota Camry. I also have above a 3.0 average and supposedly get some kind of discount. What are your opinions on this price?

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Why do people buy life insurance?

What groups of people buy life insurance? Why do they buy it?

What is the Cheapest car insurance?

Hi guys I would like to know if what is the best and cheapest car insurance? I'm looking to insure my 2010 mustang v6, any idea? Cost monthly? Please reply only if you have something good to say, And as well as for a 2013 mustang gt, thank you!""

Is there such a thing as affordable health and dental insurance for someone that is 60 years old?

And in pretty good health? What company(ies) would you recommend. I live in Omaha, Nebraska United States. I currently pay $330 a month for PPO BCBS a month and it is killing me! Thanks""

My car no longer runs. Should I cancel my insurance on it?

My friend suggestted that it might not be wise, because when I get another car in 5 months they will charge me more for insurance if I was not insured for a long period of time. His logic was that it's a red flag to insurance co. They think you were driving without insurance or totaled your car. Even though my car just died on it's own.""

Best health insurance for single young adult?

I am looking for a decent health insurance plan that will not cost me and arm and a leg but will still give me good coverage. I am self employed (a cosmetologist) so obviously my company does not supply it. I want it to cover health and dental. Any suggestions?

Can my ex-wife insure our kids through her husbands insurance?

My ex-wife is required to carry our kids insurance. She switched jobs and is now insuring kids under her husband. My only concern is, if he decides to leave her or gets pissed off he can drop my kids from insurance. Since he is not legally obligated to insure them. He is not adopting them. He is not legally bound to take care of them. Is my concern valid?""

WHAT ARE THE CHEAPEST VEHICLE ON INSURANCE THAT IS A 4X4 BEST ANSWER GETS 10 QUICK POINTS?

I WANT A 4X4 CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHICH ONE IS CHEAPEST ON INSURANCE

Is hurricane Insurance mandatory on Fl homes?

Why is insurance so high on dodge charger for a 18 year old?

Do you think car insurance should be mandatory in all of the United States?

I live in Wisconsin. Car insurance is not required for cars trucks and anything else on the road. I think this is wrong with medical and car repair bills being so expensive these days. Worst part about it is some of these non insured people drive like lunatics and if they do hit you they have nothing to even sue them for. I think it's disgusting.

Health insurance for over 65 yrs old immigrant?

Im looking for health insurance for my parents. Theyre both 65 yrs old and have health issues (although, they dont require immediate health care but just being prepared in case an ...show more""

Which will cost more to insure? 00-04 mustang base or 00-04 mustang gt?

I'm 17 and live in New York. Been driving with a clean record for one year and I currently pay $100/month on my mom's '10 camry. I want to get my own car and I have narrowed everything down to a mustang, but I can't decide between a base model or a gt. I have discounts on my current policy such as good student and drivers ed. I will also take a defensive driving course for an added discount and the new car will also bring about a multi-car policy discount which will be helpful. My mom will be contributing the same $100 towards the car as she is now and the rest I have to pay for by myself. I have heard that the base and gt will cost about the same to insure, but that doesn't seem right considering that the gt has 100+hp more than the base, but people have supported that by saying the base models are involved in more crashes among young drivers. So can anybody set the record straight for me? Please don't give me responses saying that only my insurance agent can tell me that or too high for you to afford. Also would it be a wise decision to drop collision coverage for a huge insurance discount? I don't plan on racing this car.""

""I don't have car insurance, is it illegal to drive someone else's cars which has car insurance?""

My dad lets my use his car which has car insurance, i just want to know if its illegal to drive without insurance in california because i don't have insurance.""

List of top insurance companies in USA?

Can u pls list down top 20 US companies in each category of insurance ... Car Home Life Health Property Marine General etc.

Can i be on my grandma's car insurance even if we don't live together?

Im a 19 year old female and want to buy a car but car insurance is just too much! i want to be put on my grandmothers car insurance but we don't live in the same city. Do you think it would be possible for me to get on there!!

Kawasaki zx6r motorcycle insurance for 17yr old?

just got a 2003 kawasaki zx6rr ( restricted to 33bph) any 1 know where i can get cheap insurance for under 2k i live in uk thanks

What is a good company to get affordable E&O insurance?

Will my health insurance pay for my surgery?

I hurt my back one month ago and had no insurance. I am now employed with insurance and need back surgery. Will the insurance company call this a pre existing condition and not pay? Is there anything I can do to avoid the fight?

Insurance esitmate for 2 door vauxhall corsa?

Im 17, and im planning to get a vauxhall corsa, estimated insurance prices please?""

Help! im trying to find car insurance!?

help ! i am trying to find car insurance for a bog standard vaxhaull corsa and each time I have done a quote for TPFT the price is no less than 1800. I am 19 and have held a clean license for 1 year. Any suggestions? I am going in an hour to buy a car.

How could car insurance cost more a month than the value of the car?

Yes I'm under 21, No I don't have a single ticket , or driving violation . How could insurance on a 500 dollar cherokee cost 290$ a month? In two months thats the value of the car! Its BS there has to be a way to get insurance for cheaper than that. Anybody know of any place? And please don't say Classic insurance as all of them you have to be 25 or older.""

Good Dental Insurance - help?

I am having problems with some of my teeth. My overall teeth are pretty good. I have a cavity in one of my back teeth because my wisedom teeth came on and pushed that tooth forward making it hard to brush. It is very expenisve to go to a dentist. All dental plans I have seen either have waiting periods for major things or I can get coverage until october. What should I do. Do cavities spread?

Car insurance for a new driver aged 21?

hi, im really close to taking my driving test, and i will be 19 when i hopefully pass. but i know that i would be unable to afford car insurance just yet! however, i would be hoping to maybe get a car when i am round about 21 or 22, as i will hopefully be in a more of a position to buy and run a car! however i was wondering if you could give me a rough ESTIMATE on how much the insurance would cost! i would be looking at getting a car such as a Nissan Micra, and would more than likely get a 1.0 litre! if you could give me an ESTIMATE on how much it could cost, so i can get a general idea! i know its hard to give an exact price, but lets just say the car is all safe and has been MOT'd and is being parked in a garage! hope you can all help, oh and its for a MALE!""

What are the cheapest cars to insure as a 17 year old male that wants to buy a car in a budget of 1500 pounds?

i know insurance insurance is sky high but which cars can i get with a maximum budget of 1500 pounds that are good reliable cars and have a good name like VW etc i wluld prefer not to have a vauxhall renault pegeout etc and ford is last resort only

Do i have to get my car repaired with the insurance money?

bout a month ago someone backed into my parked car in the parking lot and actually let me know they did it. we exchanged info and i just had a rep. from his insurance come check out my car and give an estimate for repairs and a check with the amount. The damages to bumper are reallly nothing major and its old car, can run just the same as it used to before the damages. do i have to get it fixed or can i jus cash out this check and get a nice chuck of cash?""

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