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doctorslippery · 8 months

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Considering I eat my feelings and my stress, I doubt meat cultured from my own cells would taste like anything worth eating.

Naming it after the snake eating itself doesn't exactly inure you to the steak buying audience who know what an Ouroboros is.

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danblahphil · 6 months

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....how did they spend 22 minutes deleting things and putting things in the inventory...then 2 minutes of game play...and not even actually move

#like #bruh #i mean i enjoyed it #the banter #and shit #but god damn #they stretching this out for the views huh #dan and phil #dan howell #phandom #daniel howell #phil lester #dnpgames #philip lester #dapgames #amazingphil #danandphilgames #c

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sh1-n0bu · 6 months

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just wanted to make a statement before i dive into the next draft—

guys if ur going to follow me or is following me, then PLEASE❗️❗️❗️have a header image or just a profile pic so i don’t have to personally stalk yalls accounts to check whether u guys are bots or not. or maybe even changing ur bio into something else works too❗️❗️

#nobu.nobu.chat #GUYS PLS #I DUN WANNA BE A STALKER #BUT I HAVE TO #BC SO MANY BOTS LATELY ARE BECOMING SMART WITH THEIR NAMES #AND SHIT

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felixdragonheartofficial · 7 months

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What if we fucked

In Megatrons cockpit

#tfa #decepticons #autobots #tfa megatron #megatron #pog #no but seriously #ambient lighting #and shit

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real-sun-wukong-fan01 · 2 years

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"ahahahah! I forgot how GREAT it felt to be me!"

#ok but what if #possessed swk but #he is a crazy motherfucker #who is constantly talking to himself (the true sun wukong) but is also trying to kill #the others #in the most gruesome way #ever #because that's what he is right #just a 'monster with no empathy'#and shit #sun wukong #lego monkie kid #monkey king #monkie kid #possessed wukong #possessed monkey king #possessed sun wukong

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shakespeare-official-account · 1 month

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what is your favorite word

prob’bly “star” and “fuck”

#And shit #asks #shakespeare #gimmick blog #this post has been shakespearified #shitpost #swearing #william shakespeare

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kittiecatalyst · 1 year

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some art

#south park #kyle broflovski #south park fanart #south park fandom #sp fandom #sp kyle #stan marsh #sp stan #hi y'all #sorry about not posting so much again #i keep diverting attention from this site lmao #dont worry though im just #more active #on twitter #and shit #LMAO #anyways hope y'all like this new style im going with #(i got possessed from making the canvas smaller /j /pos)

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rottnstrwberriez · 29 days

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GUESS WHO BOUGHT THE STANLEY PARABLE????

#it’s hilarious i already love it #get ready for character headcanons #and designs #and shit #yeyeyey #stanley parable #the stanley parable #tsp

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hottestcockontheblock · 1 year

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Narrator was so tickled whenever Tyler greeted him with a hug, so tickled. He had that small smile on his face and he MELTED into the hug. He thought it was too good to be true (it's Tyler durden, c'mon) which is why he was like, 'ah come on, what's going on.' sorta thing but he was really feeling good with the hug and the beers and swat on the ass-- he was goddamned warm and fuzzy-- then it all soured whenever he went into the next room. A TASTE of what he yearned for, that closeness he craved with no Marla in between them, and then it was proven to be what the logical side of him thought it to be--too good to be true.