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broodygaming · 1 year
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So I’ve been watching Neverafter and enjoying the fuck out of it and.... It reminds me of this book that gave me the biggest existential crisis of my young life as a teenager reading it in the library of my high school. 
So there’s this book called The Messenger by Markus Zusack? I think? Zusak. I had to look it up. I just remember he was on the last shelf of the fiction section cuz his name had a Z. Anyways he’s more known for The Book Thief. ANYWAYS. 
The Messenger is about a lot of things. But namely it’s kinda about a young man learning to stick his neck out and do things that are scary just to help people. Also it’s about a young man who has to give in to the chaos of life and accept he has no real control. Also it’s about a young man who learns that everyone is in their own story. Every single person is a whole story. Also it’s about a young man who is in a story. But he’s real! But it’s a book. In your hands. It’s about a young man who has a chat with an old man who lies to him and tells him he’s real. But he is! You know.... in this book. 
And you, the reader are sitting there holding these pages echoing in your heart “He’s real! .... ? He’s... real? He’s not real.... I’m real. I’m... real?” 
And you just gotta sit with that. 
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alrightberries · 6 months
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can't get the thought out of my head of pro-hero bkg being on patrol then getting the news that some burgular broke into your shared apartment and he's immediately dropping everything and just fuckin' blasting his way home. his friends thinks it's so sweet that he's in such a rush, frantic, in a panic to get back to you because he's worried about your safety.
but— no, fuck no, he's not worried about keeping you safe, he's worried about keeping the shithead burglar safe from his bored and antsy ex-villain of a wife who's been itching for a fight.
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sleepy-writes-stuff · 2 months
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DP X DC PROMPT #25
(#) = Notes at the end of post
(*) = Just me building off of other ideas.
Family Reunion
Clockwork sends an adult Danny, newly appointed Ancient of Space, on a mission through time again. Except this time, it isn't located on Earth, but a distant planet he's never even heard of before. Clockwork didn't tell him any specifics on what he was supposed to do or when he was supposed to return to his own time, just to blend in and have an experience. He would know when it was time to return.
Needless to say, he has a blast! His core is bursting with happiness at getting the chance to explore this unknown corner of the universe with a sky full of constellations he's never seen and fascinating locals. Considering he might be here a while, he buckles down and learns all about their culture and their traditions and even eventually learns their language without having to use the two-way translator Clockwork gave him.
He spends decades there, not even having to worry about how he never appears to age, the people here being incredibly long-lived. However, he eventually meets someone. Someone he falls head over heels for. He gets married. He has kids. He watches them slowly grow into adults as well. It isn't until one of his sons informs him that he's expecting his own child(1) that Danny feels a tug at his core.
He ignores it, but over the course of a few weeks, it's gone from the occasional pull to a full-on yank at his entire being, along with a sense of dread that something was going to happen to this wonderful little planet. To his family.
He becomes restless and loses so much sleep, it's a miracle he can even stand. His family are worried for him, but he assures them that he's just feeling a little under the weather. One night, he's sat up in bed, unable to sleep again. His gaze is fixed lovingly on his spouse, but nonetheless sad.
He doesn't miss when all the soft sounds of the night stop and a green glow appears behind him.
"It's time to leave, isn't it?"
"Yes."
"There isn't any way I could stay? I can't bring them with me?"
"I'm afraid not. There are some things that can't be changed or stopped, even when they fall into your domain. I'm sorry."
"Why send me here just to make me abandon them like this? What was the point?"
Clockwork is silent, but when Danny turns to look at the ghost, he's gone.
Danny takes a few more precious days to spend time with his family. Kiss his spouse. Hug his kids. Feel the strong kicks of his grandchild he won't be there to witness the birth of.
The night he leaves, he places a letter on his spouse's nightstand, gently kisses their forehead, and disappears in a flash of green, never to be seen again.
Years later is when Danny gets the news. That the planet Krypton is no more and that his family is gone. He searched the Ghost Zone for them, but he never knew the location of Krypton in the cosmos. Their afterlife is beyond his reach, in a place that isn't even on the Infamap.
He nearly drowns himself in grief when he finds a sliver of reprieve in the form of a news broadcast. An extraordinary man in blue and red with the kryptonian symbol for such emblazoned on his chest is shown fighting off multiple enemies at once. He is the spitting image of his father and Danny as well.
He had a grandson. His grandson was alive.
(1) This was Kara, not Clark. Danny left before he even found out about Kal-El being in the oven, so there will be a misunderstanding at first. Then Kara pops up later, and Danny just bawls his eyes out that he had two surviving grandchildren without even knowing it this whole time. How he first meets either of them is up to you!
(*) What this means power-wise for Clark is yours to decide. As well as what Clark already knows about his grandfather from the stored information his father left him. What his father thought of Danny disappearing without a word is also up for you to decide.
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hughmanbean · 4 months
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The Nurturing Queen and the Greedy Duke
Credit to @sky00asara in this post for this idea I love guys who are moms (if you get what I mean) This will follow the same rough story beats but will still have a little of my own flair.
The Nuturing Queen, Mother of the Wandering Princess and Erratic Prince, has been said to provide protection and inspire devotion to all who come across her. Praised as Balance and Duality personified, she is a large influence and very commonly mentioned in every scroll, book, art piece, and all magic artifacts that Constantine has seen. He's heard from so many beings of how great she is, her feats, and her being the largest connection between the Unknown Realms and Earth.
Here comes the problem. The Nurturing Queen has an enemy who's been around just as long as she has, who's also been seen not long after wherever she goes, chasing her trail and lurking. The Greedy Duke. He wishes to have her as his own, and take the throne to himself, subsequently plunging the Unknown Realms into chaos. Whenever he confronts the Nurturing Queen, legendary battles commence, and he is beat back.
But now, things are going wrong. The Lazurus Pits have been reported as acting, well, erratic. The Erratic Prince, some beings say, has been seen discussing things with the Greedy Duke. They fear his loyalties may not lie with his family.
A shift has been felt in the magics community. Unknown Realms Beings have ventured into Earth, either out of curiosity or to wreak havoc. Now, at the watchtower, JLD work out how to summon a being and demand to know what's going on, the rest of the Justice League desperate.
When they finally do summon one, they're launched into the Unknown Realms as an answer, told to "Find our Queen" as the being dissappears. They're on a floating island in a green void.
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ruporas · 1 year
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hello there, angel
[ID: Digital illustration in color of Vash and Wolfwood from Trigun Maximum. Vash is sitting facing the viewer and holds a rose between his clasped together hands, but he’s looking to the left, upwards, at Wolfwood, with an awed expression. Wolfwood hovers over him with wings sprouting from his back. He has a cigarette lit between his lips, his arms and legs are crossed, and he looks back at Vash with a neutral expression. The both of them are covered in a blue shadow, casted by Wolfwood and his hovering form, while warm light hits the back of his wings and over Vash’s legs. Small feathers sits next to Vash. End ID]
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ohyousillything · 1 year
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During a solo mission somewhere in the lower levels of Coruscant
Random Thug has Cody handcuffed: We have your boyfriend.
Obi-wan: First of all, he's My husband. Second of all, You don't have him, he has You. Good luck.
*cue screams and carnage*
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 2 months
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CALIBORN: LET ME GET ONE THING FuCKING STRAIGHT. I'M FuCKING MANIACAL. I'M ABSOLuTELY FRANTIC. I'M MAD DOG. I'M BERSERK. I'M GOING WILD FuCKING INSANE. I'M A CYCLE PATH.
CALIBORN: I WAKE uP AT 11:30 AND DRINK FLAT MOuNTAIN DEW. Y'ALL ACTuALLY CHEW YOuR SPAGHETTI? WEAK. PATHETIC. uGLY. I SWALLOW IT DOWN MY SLIPPERY GuLLET LIKE IT'S NOTHING.
CALIBORN: I GO TO KuNG Fu LESSONS ON TuESDAY AND SATuRDAY SO I CAN KICK YOUR ASS. I FLuNG MYSELF INTO A NYQuIL-INDuCED 5-HOuR NAP AT 2:00 PM AND WHEN I WOKE uP I COULDN'T SEE SO I JuST WENT BACK TO BED AND WHEN I WOKE uP IT WAS NEXT WEEK.
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tojisun · 2 years
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toji’s brows furrow, confused at the notification ping that echoes mutely from his personal phone. toji paws it from where he carelessly tossed it on the table, and swipes at the message that you sent to him.
his eyes widen, his jaw dropping open and the unlit cigarette stick falling from his parted lips. there, nestled past the previous messages of “i miss you daddy :(” and “see you soon, princess” between you two, is a ten second video of you.
you have sent him countless videos before, ranging from showing off the cute little outfits that he bought for you to the shaky videos that you took of the napping cats you came across on your way home—all of which he saved—so toji isn’t surprised by the video message.
what surprised toji, what had his length twitching under his loose grey sweats, was the thumbnail of this new video that you sent him: wearing a pretty blue lingerie set, complete with white thigh highs and blue lace garters, was you pushing in a purple dildo within your wet folds. toji knows this dildo intimately, he’s had it customized to follow the shape of his own cock for you, after all.
the angle of the camera doesn’t quite catch your blissed out face, but toji could see the way your bottom lip is caught between your teeth, turning into an angry red with the force of your bite. he knows just how close you are to orgasming.
“fuck,” toji hisses, his grip growing tighter, leaving hairline fractures across his phone screen. he breathes in sharply, shutting his eyes quickly, before snapping them open and turning to look at the cowering body of his target.
wordlessly, toji shoots the man and completes his mission hours earlier than anticipated.
ten seconds. euphoric ten seconds of you enticing toji and coaxing him back home with your choked up moans and stuttering thrusts. blessed ten seconds of you trying to push yourself to your orgasm only for it to be snuffed out because the dildo’s “not enough, daddy. need your cock, please! need you so bad!”
toji hungrily claims those ten seconds. and he has no time to spare for anything and anyone but you.
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phoenixkaptain · 1 year
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Nothing in life will ever be funnier to me than Qui-Gon Jinn being the Jedi Order’s go-to diplomat.
Nothing in life will ever be funnier to me than Obi-Wan crediting Qui-Gon Jinn for his smooth-talking abilities.
Nothing in life will ever be funnier than Qui-Gon Fucking Jinn being sent on missions specifically because the Jedi want him to smooth things over.
I know a lot of people paint Qui-Gon as just an older version of Anakin (terrible at diplomacy and bad at speaking to people and all) but I’m sorry, that just isn’t the case. He is the og Negotiator. He got sent on some of the most sensitive missions specifically because he was so good at diplomacy. He is canonically charming and talented at speaking.
How fucking weird is that? Fanon paints him so differently! But if you interact with just about any media with Qui-Gon in it, he’s just a dude people like! He is so!! Obnoxious!! But, he’s the only one who can do what he does. What does he do? Diplomatic talks! The Council can’t do shit because 1. They all actually like Qui-Gon and 2. Qui-Gon is their best diplomat!
Qui-Gon never gets punished harshly because they literally cannot punish him. They can’t send him out of the Order; who’s going to solve all of their problems if Qui-Gon is Qui-gone??? They send him out almost constantly, so it’s not like he’s even around to be punished all that often.
Qui-Gon Jinn is a fascinating character because he isn’t in a lot! He’s barely in anything! And a lot of the novels he did star in aren’t canon anymore! How are we supposed to know anything about his character, other than what they tell us outright?
And what do they tell us outright? Qui-Gon Jinn is an excellent diplomat and is talented in mind tricks and he’s the reason Obi-Wan is also talented in diplomacy and mind tricks. He learned it from Qui-Gon!
(I honestly don’t understand the people who think Qui-Gon is terrible at diplomacy. Like, where else would Obi-Wan learn it?? You think he was getting lessons from Mace Windu?? Yoda?? Yarael Poof?? Literally the only two Jedi who are able to talk their ways out of problems in the movies are Qui-Gon Jinn and Obi-Wan Kenobi. I’m sorry, guys, but you just have to accept that Qui-Gon Fucking Jinn is a master speaker.)
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Former-U.S. Intelligence Officer: "UFOs are real."
Fred Durst: "I found them first, bitch."
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lulivalu · 8 months
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THE BEST OF PRIORITY: SUR'KESH
Featuring: Cmdr. Sophie Shepard, Lt. James Vega, EDI, and Urdnot Wrex With: Lt. Steve Cortez, Dr. Mordin Solus, Major Kirrahe, and Urdnot Bakara And a Special Guest Appearance by: Adm. Steven Hackett Alliance R&D has officially begun construction on the Prothean device. The team has dubbed it: "Project Crucible". We're throwing everybody who knows how to throw a hammer at it. This is gonna be the most ambitious undertaking in human history. I'm not saying it won't be a challenge- but we can do this, Shepard. You can do this. Never doubt that. Mass Effect 3: Legendary Edition (2021)
+BONUS (the smirk™️)
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#mira makes gifs ✨#sophie shepard#james vega#EDI#urdnot wrex#steve cortez#mordin solus#mass effect#mass effect 3#me3#mass effect legendary edition#dailygaming#i feel like i probably should have split the actually sur'kesh set in half like i did with mars#but i got lazy after i split out the normandy summit gifs and i wanted to keep the rest of the mission together lol#wrex having small conversation moments with james and EDI was everything to me#bc with both of them it felt like wrex passing on some of his old kid on the block knowledge to the new kids on the block and i just 🥺#like i didn't get it in the gif but the second part of that convo with james he says something like#'you're one of shep's new recruits? hang on kid- it's a hell of a ride!' and when i tell you i SOBBED#like the entire first half of this playthrough is soph taking her newer squadmates out to help her build the army for the reaper war#so running into all these old friends/teammates and hearing them share their wisdom with james and EDI as new recruits is everything to me!#also EDI and james look very cute in their armor (ESPECIALLY EDI IN HER HUNTER HOOD I LOVE HER YOUR HONOR)#i'm just gonna say wrex's little tongue out at the salarians in the background of padok's gif sent me so hard i had to include it LMAO#and i'd write something about the mordin cameo but the mordin cameo on tuchanka is better so i'll save my thoughts for that one#ig thanks for being wrex's inside man mordin you were real for that one#the real salarian homie of this mission was kirrahe and i love him (he's my favorite and i adore him thank you for coming to my TEDtalk) :)#and i will also say that i adore bakara and she's the highlight of this mission for me bc of the lines but also like???#her grabbing the shotgun from wrex to take out the cerberus troops is everything and his expression afterwards is *chef's kiss*#and SOPH'S LITTLE SMIRK LMAOOOOOOO i had to include it bc i saw it in the back and it sent me to the next dimension lol#and since i just use the tags to share all my annoying little thoughts on a final note:#i included the elevator bomb scene bc in soph's canon she gets injured during it for the shenko angst pre-coup bc i'm an angsty bitch :)
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hella1975 · 5 months
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you are so right about hawks and shigaraki... I think about those two constantly. I just want to know if anyone found it kinda weird that Hawks first debuted with seemingly no connections, hero school, or even name and somehow got into the top ten as a teenager and had the funds to open his own agency??? like did no one find that suspicious??
gripping you by the shoulders THANK YOU. like why was it CELEBRATED that an eighteen year old was in the top 10 and running his own agency and going out to risk his life day in day out as a hero. that's a teenager. how is that even legal. and even if it is, it should at least be frowned upon or warrant SOMEONE to side eye it a bit, and on top of the fact like you said he's got NO ACCESSIBLE HISTORY not even a NAME like i firmly believe he was just locked up in the HPSC until he debuted bc they didn't want anyone knowing about the whole. you know. child trafficking so like. WHY DID NO ONE QUESTION THIS. WHY IS NOT A SINGLE PERSON CONCERNED
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sollucets · 7 months
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guys i am trying Really hard not to have public opinions about of this morning... pray for me
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dafry-shenanigans · 11 months
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Welt having ptsd flashbacks in star rail canon-
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thelightthatruins · 2 months
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You are absolutely insane . @crispycreambacon
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