#and quite frankly same

[natashasbitxh]

"only Spencer can make Shayne laugh more than he laughs at his own jokes", "only Chanse can make Shayne laugh more than he laughs at his own jokes", "only Damien can make Shayne laugh more than he laughs at his own jokes," "only Aman-"

No

Bro literally just be giggling 24/7

#and quite frankly same #This is a joke btw cause I have definitely said something along those lines before #But Shayne will literally laugh at almost anything #smosh #shayne topp #smoshblr

[aethersea]

it is funny though how kids' shows are so so so careful about death, no one's ever killed except MAYYYYBE the big bad, all those random side characters are fine, here have a quick shot of them before we leave just so you know they really did survive that 50-foot drop into a stormy sea,

and meanwhile kids' books nearly all agree that it's not an adventure until it has a body count.

#to be clear I don't mean the heroes killing people #that's frankly a separate question #but bad guys come with collateral damage #even if they're nameless extras who are never described as more than a body in the street #and quite often the friends the hero meets along the way #will not all make it to the end #edit: actually I do also mean the heroes killing people #atla being so so so careful to show random mooks surviving and having the fire nation take prisoners all the time #vs animorphs going 'yeah we kill people. yeah we've got ptsd. what of it' #vs that one vivian vande velde book I read where the protagonist is really really stressed #about creeping up on a mook with a rock to bash him on the head #bc *what if she kills him?* she's just a teenager she doesn't know how brain trauma works she doesn't want to be a killer #to be clear animorphs and this book are on the same page

[hjbender]

Sometimes you have to sit outside in the sun for a few minutes and eat a fruit while looking at green things. To combat the horrors.

#quite frankly it’s ridiculous #same principle as going on a stupid little daily walk #mental health #the fact that i need regular maintenance is a joke #what kind of design is this? #id like to speak to the manufacturer #but my warranty has clearly expired

[tropicalgummy]

Henry's eyes flick upward, hazy and hot, and unmistakably lock with Alex's at the edge of the stage, smiling broad and messy.

Alex feels somewhere, under the fifty layers of booze, something crystal clear, a shared knowledge of how rare and wonderful this version of Henry is. — Red, White and Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston

#rwrb #red white and royal blue #alex claremont diaz #henry fox mountchristen windsor #gif #mine #my favorite scene #you dont understand #it makes me so happy to see henry like this. #i wish the scene was a bit more chaotic and quite frankly messy as in the book #and i wish june and bea were there and all the bar patrons shouting #but man oh man #alex fell in love right here #and same tbh

[bonebabbles]

Snake Gets Done Dirty

Remember, Clear Sky can NEVER have a consequence for his actions. Ever. If you're ever mad at him for any reason, YOU will be punished for being upset. Clear Sky is allowed to do anything he wants to you but if you don't start slurping you're the Real Bad Guy.

Snake: "FUCK YOU! YOU'RE THE REASON WHY THIS HAPPENED"

Clear Sky: "uhhh... well..... oopsie uwu"

Snake:

But don't worry, Snake is punished for the high crime of embarrassing Clear Sky by being dogpiled by the Clap At Baby Crowd.

Because, AGAIN, god forbid Clear Sky ever suffer a consequence of his actions.

WHY ARE YOU BOOING HIM, HE'S RIGHT

Clear Sky poses this dumb speech about fighting One Eye like it's some big, beautiful, selfless act of service. He was ALWAYS going to do this-- HE WANTS HIS AUTHORITY BACK. He's ALWAYS been an ambitious asshole who hates taking orders from other people, and will clobber anyone who embarrasses him or offends his massive ego.

He's been like this since SUN TRAIL. He's ALWAYS been controlling and fragile with a hunger for power. There has NEVER been a version of Clear Sky that wouldn't have wanted to kill One Eye for taking his toys away, humiliating him publicly.

His piss-poor judgement has gotten DOZENS of people killed in pointless border skirmishes, in the First Battle, and now AGAIN to this tyrant. He had a fit like a child when people tried to warn him it was a bad idea, and he didn't listen!

Snake is the first cat who's done anything about it at this point. The only one who doesn't immediately cave and forgive him after Clear Sky puts on a display of crocodile tears. It's LONG overdue!

And yet, all these cats still gather around to come to his aid. They have NO reason to do this. Clear Sky has proven, OVER AND OVER, that he should NOT HAVE ANY AUTHORITY OVER PEOPLE. These cats have NO reason to trust him, they've all been screamed at, smacked around, and buried mauled loved ones because of him.

They've seen, at most, a month of two of peace under him following the greatest massacre in history, broken by yet ANOTHER bad call.

Writer's pet! Some guy on the writing team ABSOLUTELY projects themselves onto Clear Sky as some kind of power fantasy. There's no other explanation for this level of utter ineptitude.

#Snake dotc #gif #dotc hate #it's ok that snake has bad judgement with slash later I forgive him #quite frankly I think they did it on purpose so it would make snake less justified in hindsight #Same way they made One Eye Born Evil so he'd make Clear Sky look less bad in comparison #Because this arc snaps its spine bending over backwards for this awful character #Ties itself in knots like a pretzel

[jeansyvesmoreau]

If you just consider the netflix show to be a high-budget live-action crossover fanfic of sab and soc there's a lot less worry about the plotline trust me

#six of crows #'I don't like how they aged up the crows' well it doesn't have to be the same crows #I'm watching it like someone made a screen adaption of a really long ao3 fanfic and frankly it's quite good #shadow and bone #netflic shadow and bone #shadow and bone tv #shadow and bone netflix #shadow and bone s2 #grishaverse #leigh bardugo

[uncanny-tranny]

It is okay if you can never forgive somebody who has harmed or abused you. You don't have to forgive them, but you deserve to find peace in other ways. If you can't forgive or forget, then do things for your sake. Find what fulfills you, if to make it easier for yourself. That is okay. Forgiveness isn't forgiveness if it is demanded or expected, and it isn't fair for you

#gentle reminders #abuse #abuse tw #abuse mention tw #i'm pretty sure i've made a post like this but like so many other posts i think this is important #i will never forgive my abusers and that doesn't make me bad or AT ALL 'like them' <3 #and it's quite evil to MAKE victim/survivors forgive the people who harm them because it 'makes them better' #forgiveness isn't a moral high ground and it doesn't 'make you move on' #you don't even have to forgive others for your own sake if it's not going to ultimately help you #forgiveness should come from /you/ because YOU want that #and if you can't get to that point then please find something else to help you <3 #i'm healing through investing in ME. i don't give a rat's ass about how my abusers feel frankly. they were monsters to me #and i don't have to forgive any of that. and the same goes for you #people like to think that forgiving something like abuse is akin to forgoving somebody for eating the last klondike bar... #...because they do not/cannot/don't want to consider that it's SO much deeper than 'they did small bad thing to me :('... #...so that minimalization makes it easier to blame victim/survivors for the crime of 'not forgiving'

[ferrettooth]

No YOU are in nbc hannibal (horror)...as for me? well.. I am in nbc hannibal (rom-com)

#@jack crawford #its love its homicide its peak mentally ill adult in love culture #if gillian anderson was a killer and my fbi assigned therapist id quite frankly go feral too #thinking of the scene in do revenge where they say they want sarah michelle gellar to hit them with a car because yeah same #you get it #nbc hannibal #hannibal #yeah #will graham #personal

[fleurdelait]

my fav part of being in the sherlock fandom is i don’t rlly ship johnlock all that much but i love sitting here and clapping my hands like a cymbal monkey at all the art

#me see funny men me clap #sherlock holmes #sherlock #bbc sherlock #acd holmes #it’s just pure vibes tbh #like all the fanart is so yummy #and the fics bang #but if someone were to ask me if i shipped them #id prolly say not really #while reading the most angsty well written johnlock fic ive ever read #but i do live for the queer coding in the acd canon books #watson and i are quite frankly the same #cause i get him #i too would be the gayest little man if my roomie was that hot

[skrunksthatwunk]

aurghhh ok still rewatching '97 and the way guts and casca only have the room to breathe and really come to understand and care for each other in griffith's absence because he has such a strong hold over them both.... and the way their mutual dedication to him is what causes them to bicker for years (casca thinks he's not serving him well enough, guts thinks she doesn't get that he cares/how much he cares, casca's jealousy over griffith's feelings for guts, how he won his heart without even trying or being aware of it or doing anything with it) and is also a big part of what brings them together (earlier when guts deviates from the plan to save griffith and she commends him, in the cave casca opening up about griffith and her's past, showing that vulnerability, while it's mostly confrontational, leads to guts kinda getting her better, and his efforts to save and protect her (falling off the cliff with her, taking on the 100 men so she can escape, encouraging her to return to griffith so she can help him because it's what she feels she's meant to do (her dream, the direction in life guts shares and yet is questioning because of griffith's speech at the fountain, whether or not it's enough to serve him if it means he'll never be a true friend in griffith's eyes because he's not an equal), supporting the idea of her being with griffith/being his most important person like he won't because he doesn't view it as a competition like she has been since day one) leading to her realizing that he's kind of not that bad a guy and they have a lot more in common that she thought. and how the bonfire of dreams conversation is guts opening up to her in kind, the answer to her talking about how griffith saved her, how she feels. how neither of them ever call it love but it's something they know they both have for griffith. how it's something they're beginning to have for each other, different in ways they couldn't put a word to. because they're equals this time. the way griffith kind of becomes less and less important as they find other reasons to live and fight, as they become less singularly obsessed with him. how griffith is unable to stand it, guts' personhood, that agency and peer-to-peer equality he claimed to want (and perhaps truly did) that disappeared guts from his life, his plans, his side. how it barely even matters to griffith how casca changes because he never wanted her like she wanted him. god i can't fucking stand their shakespearean nonsense drama (<- hopelessly in love with their interpersonal dynamics)

#god they're the only healthy part of this unholy mind-palace love triangle/throuple aren't they #they could have been the worst qpr/throuple in your social circle. like just insufferable when they're not getting along #if griffith hadn't [oh god oh fuck oh jesus christ] all over everything even remotely good in his life anyway #poor casca's in love with a gay man and then falls for his not-quite-boyfriend and when not-quite-boyfriend reciprocates said gay man fucki #g. Does The Eclipse Stuff. at least partially to get back at you two. oh my godd #i'm sorry i'm so not normal about them. it's starting to leak out into the blog bc i'm finally having a Berserk Moment since starting tumbl #but whewwwww. gotta get this outta my system #hope this wall of text makes sense oops <3 #berserk #berserk 1997 #how do i even tag their thang. their disastrous just horrible agonizing 3 guy dynamic. hm. #gutsca #griffguts #don't even know if anyone tags for griffith and casca. fair because 1) he raped her. yikes 2) he just straight up isn't into her #and i don't know if there's a tag for the three of them but trial and error led to nothing #but i wanna talk about their dynamic. their. (gestures wildly) whatever. it's not about thinking griffith should kiss anyone it's about lik #the agony. the pining and the torment and whatever miura so beautifully crafted for me specifically. sheesh #hope it's clear that i Don't Want Them To Be An Uwu Little Polycule Bc Casca Should Not Be In A Cutesy Throuple With Her Rapist #it's more that i think they kind of are or almost are part of this (gestures wildly again). Thing. with each other and i wanna talk about i #same with griffguts like oh man they should NOT be in a relationship. but i have this deep intense Need to study them and frankly they're #kind of crazy about each other for a while. like they care about each other so so much it's crucial to all three of their characters. #so it's kind of unavoidable. and i wanna talk about it. and have this read by people who also want to talk about it. yeah? yeah. #(and yeah i think griffith raping casca was about her and guts. like 'fuck you for making him okay with leaving me' type of vibe. even #though it wasn't her fault he's just. god. but it sure as hell isn't Mostly about casca because griffith's making eye contact like the Whol #time with guts. he makes him watch. it's just. shooooooooooo aughhhhghhghh fucking. jesus christ. that or it's the fear that his two most #important pawns are going to leave him Together and he just. can't deal with that. especially after the torture internment thing. #he's so weak and he was so close to his dream and now it's falling apart and they're leaving him and he can't even move. it's about making #damn sure they can't escape him or forget him ever again. #or maybe it's even a 'you can't have her she's mine' to guts but it's still largely like. spiteful/about possessing her as a soldier/human #because i don't think you could convince me it's about having her as a lover or about controlling/hurting/possessing her body.)

[pherre]

i think fionna and cake's renewal is the funniest thing in the world if you consider the general history of adventure time

adventure time gets canceled before the story the showrunners were supposedly planning could get properly finished despite AT being a staple of CN for years and one of the most iconic shows on the network > cn gets merged with hbo max > somehow adventure time gets a small miniseries as an epilogue for some storylines > fionna and cake, a spin off about three characters who appeared in the show in 10 episodes total between them, is announced > its presumed to be a mini series just like its predecessor > it premiers to groundbreaking success and internet virality > known tv series canceler, hbo max, renews it for a second season > ?????????

#im not counting ice king as simon bc as f&c demonstrated theyre not quite the same person #and i'm not underestimating the amount of simon stans either but i feel he's had somewhat of a cult following before #and now has been firmly pushed into the mainstream #anyway. personally still reeling from all that #was it a merger or an acquisition i dont even remember and frankly who gaf

[lunar-years]

The JackKeeley story would have been vastly improved imo if they had actually used it as a mechanism to explore Keeley's headspace with both her 3-season cycle of crumbling relationships and her struggles with her job. Like, yeah Jack was definitely...something... as a character. Incredibly unlikable, obviously. A conservative elitist bitch who saw Keeley as someone she needed to hid to protect her own image, absolutely. Lauding Keeley around the office and showering her with gifts in this weird peacocking of their power imbalance, yes. And then to top it off she went and decided to victim blame her girlfriend after Keeley refused to do what Jack wanted her to do/"risked" Jack's precious reputation. All of which was completely gross, and it was unpleasant to watch, and I totally get why people hate it on that alone. BUT Jack was a Plot Device character, which I personally could probably have gone along with so long as she like...actually serviced an arc worth telling with a satisfying conclusion, anddd that's where the show lost me.

I think the writers sort of tried to do something interesting with it, what with showing how depressed and spiraling Keeley got after that breakup and maybe making half a reference to her abandonment issues and having her panic over the loss of her funding. But, rather than the end result being Keeley grasping hold of her own life and taking space to reexamine what she actually wants out of both her relationships and career, she... immediately falls back into old patterns (by sleeping with Roy despite not wanting to get back together with him just to feel something or whatever, which is then never explicitly addressed as a bad move or ill advised behavior) and gets her business back by...virtue of having a rich friend who can swoop in with several thousand pounds and fix all her problems (i cannot begin to tell you how much I loathed Rebecca fixing everything for her instead of Keeley finding her own path back). At the VERY LEAST I wish she had gotten the opportunity to process the things that had happened to her in that relationship and how damaged she clearly felt by it, lean on her friends for emotional support and healing (rather than having them pull out their wallets and immediately problem solved), and have an honest and frank conversation with Roy about how he, too, hurt her and his apology wasn't good enough and wasn't going to fix everything immediately. That's what Keeley deserved.

Which is all to say, I definitely did not enjoy Jack or the JackKeeley relationship, but I would've been willing to forgive a lot if including her had felt like...purposeful? Instead (like Zava & Shandy and a lot of things in s3 tbh) it just felt like she was taking up a bunch of screen time while not furthering Keeley (the main character we are all very invested in and actually care about) at all in her journey. Instead the show just kept kicking Keeley while she was down and then at the end everything was magically grand again with Keeley having next to no real agency in any of it. That's why keeley's s3 storyline was so damn bad (Jack included).

#i don't want anyone to think i liked jackkeeley i DIDN'T #i thought keeleys s3 storyline sucked ass quite frankly. we all know this. #but i do think Jack had potential in that her inclusion COULD have finally shed light on some of keeley's real problems #Shandy had the same potential! #and instead the writers took them to the most useless places possible #keeley's whole storyline was like...okay fine idea. ATROCIOUS execution. #WHAT was that great mae speech to keeley about finding her lightning about if keeley was then not going to have any agency in her journey #UGH it's so fucking annoying #but none of it was biphobic lmao. im sorry it wasn't. #ted lasso #ted lasso critical #anti jack danvers #keeley jones

[rewritingcanon]

Jegulus is sold as marauders drarry but it's actually marauders hinny (rip off version). ginny is similar to james (hot, popular, jock) and harry resembles regulus (sad emo boy as we see it in fanon).

also there's the whole best friend's younger sibling. I guess it would be impossible to have Lucius x James (like Drarry & Scorbus) because their ages don't match, Lucius is several years older than James. So they decided on Jegulus!

the thing is James is less lenient about the dark arts than Harry. I believe Harry could turn dark and there's drarry fics that explore this side of him and IT WORKS but James has too much black-and-white morals and he would rather date the giant squid than let regulus near him.

this makes the most sense to me. i think they just wanted their own gryffindor x slytherin token mlm ship like how the golden era has drarry. and i used to think the boom of the enemies to lovers appeal gave it motion too, but the jegulus stuff i see nowadays is so grossly fluffy it makes me question what the point of it was.

even the drarry dynamic rarely works because harry (despite me agreeing with how he’s more flexible with the dark arts due to the horcrux in him) is fiercely loyal to the friends that are actively prejudiced against the dark system. but take his support system away i could potentiallyyyyy see it.

but jegulus? nah.

#they would ship lucius x james if they could. thats the thing #when scorbus used to be a big ship alongside drarry they DID ship lucius x james #for the same reason of keeping the malfoy-potter thing going #it was horrifying quite frankly #anti jegulus #idk if this anti drarry or what #harry potter #hp #marauders #james potter #draco malfoy #lucius malfoy #regulus black #rewriting #ask #anon #hinny

[yuriyuruandyuraart]

Are you aware that I'm-a-gay-fish and Zu ship dr//m/are ?/genq

okay so it took me a while to answer this but i finally found the words to so here goes; yeah i do know, and i totally understand if you don't ship it, neither do i, but there's nothing i can do about it?

they're allowed, so long as they don't harm people, to do whatever they want on their own platforms. and before you ask me if i support *ncest, would you actually ask someone if they support toxic relationships and murder whenever they ship two unhealthy killers with mental problems? because that's funnily enough what most people do around here! you can say it's not the same, and that they're romanticizing it, but i can personally detach myself from fiction enough to realize that while this concept depicted in their art shouldn't be recreated in real life, that doesn't mean they actually engage or support people that do that irl- they asked zu the same question so many times, and frog doesn't either and i've known gayfish for three years! you're well within your right to stop associating with them or distance yourself from their content but i myself won't.

i know fiction affects reality to a degree, don't twist my words please, but if you're too young to consume that kind of content with a nuanced perspective or is triggered/affected by it then as long as they tag their content properly then you can unfollow, block and move on. i have a habit of following and reblogging people's works before looking at their bios and before i know it find myself having to choose between two sides i don't belong to and i frankly don't want to! anti this or proship that- in this online era you have to adapt by keeping your cool and curating your own online experience and viewing people in black and whites is stressful, painful and dangerous for everyone involved. i don't even reblog the content you probably have a problem with, and i'm honestly still scared of the response i'll get-

i will not blame or hate whoever unfollows or blocks me for this, it's to be expected, but please don't think about it like some bad vs good guys dilemma? sometimes thought provoking morally grey ambiguous stories with messed up characters spark more positive discussion and healing than people looking into it because they suffer from the same delusions and want a justification-

like realistically, in my blog, most ppl here are basically shipping two literal skeletons with magic in their bones who are sometimes almost the exact copy of one another, and who theoretically have a very similar dna, and sometimes they make shipkids, which, if you know anything about *ncest, is one of the main reasons why you shouldn't bang your siblings - mostly from a moral standpoint because that's so gross i can't even think of it, but also because any offspring would suffer greatly from physical and mental diseases hidden in their genetic code- like. you could argue it's not the same but it's sancest for a reason. and even when they're widely different sanses, you wouldn't think fell x sans is wrong (at least in this specific community) but really we've all just gotten numb to how weird that sounds. trust me, there's a reason we don't talk about our ships to outsiders HHH

TL,DR: so while i greatly encourage you to block people and content you don't want to see/associate with, including me! i hope i made it clear why i, personally, don't care about dreammare and whoever ships it.

#thank you to anyone who made it this far and gave me a chance to voice my opinion :') #sorry this is long but i want to make it as precise and close as many holes as i can with my arguments before i receive an ask about it #it's fine if you do btw i wanna clear any doubts and i know for a fact a loot of you will either leave or be conflicted and trust me i know #it's the whole reason why i was avoiding this conversation! i kept on hoping everyone was on the same page but we're not and that's okay #truthfully i can only hope that the people who'll leave this blog after this take the opportunity to question the fics and media they like #-in the future. don't force yourself to enjoy something you don't but nothing is as cut to the point as 'this is gross stop talking' #for the record you won't see me reblog any dreammare or anything about it because i don't even like them like that so why would i HHH #also i'm sorry but zu is quite frankly the sweetest person i've ever met and frog has been supporting ME for as long as i can remember!! #they're such a big part of this blog and the reason for it's existence so i'll choose them and my principles over faking a view i don't hav #have an amazing day everyone and thanks again for passing by muah muah :'D <333

[the-moogle-of-your-nightmares]

i fucking hate 'do it scared' and every single variation of it that i've seen just gets worse. bets on how long it'll take before people go full mask off and add on 'do it in excruciating pain' lol

#moogletalks #ableism cw #disabilitag #if you try to invoke pancakes-and-waffles i am destroying you with my eyebeams #'well obviously if you're disabled/mentally ill nobody's talking to *you--'* destroying you with my eyebeams #'but it helps some people--' destroying you with my eyebeams #'well if you *are* disabled then you'll never get better if you don't--' DESTROYING YOU WITH MY EYEBEAMS #and quite fucking frankly i think it's something that is a whole lot more damaging to the people who are '''helped''' by it than you think #in a similar vein to 'cope with executive dysfunction and procrastination by intentionally inducing a stress response!!!' #AND people who do that--especially if they are in fact disabled and trying to power through it--WILL lash out at disableds sooner or later #it happens every single time! #and even if they don't do it directly they are still surrounding the disabled people around them with toxic background ableism radiation #in the same way it is damaging to be surrounded by people constantly calling themselves and their bodies disgusting for being fat #You are Not Immune to Bullshit Fake-Deep ~Inspirational~ Facebook Motivational Posters. Stop It

[chirpsythismorning]

Milkvans on Twitter < 48 hrs ago: Byler stans HATE El, they just pretend they don’t. At least us milkvans are honest about hating Will.

New tumblr account < 2 hrs ago: El is useless and she should die. Also Will has powers.

#byler #me a willel twin truther: am i a joke to you? #honey #sweetheart #if you hate will then hate him #no need to project onto bylers to feel better about yourself 😭 #we love el in these parts #get used to it #you aren’t gonna find anyone wishing death on el or anyone in the party here quite frankly #give it up #you ever think that hating Will vehemently is probably not the way the show was intended to be watched…? #and if you feel that way you’re probably watching it wrong? #same goes for el #theres a reason bylers don’t hate el to the degree milkvans hate will #you guys feel threatened over a ship… #ppl only get hostile and start harassing complete strangers when they are feeling insecure #unbothered ppl stay in their lanes and eat their food in peace #maybe go do the same instead of stressing yourself out by projecting hate with pettiness #im willing to bet the antibyler account and this new one are the same person..