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#none of my fave pairings are canon #literally none #not a single one #30 years and 17 fandoms #(one ship recently got canonized but it wasn’t canon when i was in the fandom years ago)

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“the arts and sciences are completely separate fields that should be pitted against each other” the overlap of the arts and sciences make up our entire perceivable reality they r fucking on the couch

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🟢 You are still a writer even when you haven't written in a while.

🟢 You are still a writer even when you feel like you aren't writing enough.

🟢 You are still a writer when you feel like your work isn't good.

🟢 You are still a writer when other people don't like your work.

🟢 You are still a writer when you aren't published.

🟢 You are still a writer when you only have works in progress.

🟢 You are still a writer if all you write is fanfiction.

#on writing

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Annalaura_art

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Once upon a time…

#uff da

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#fandom

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Adult Swim making an unholy amount of sense.

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why are conspiracy nutjobs so against pasteurized milk its literally just heating the milk up to kill bacteria like its not adding chemicals or anything its literally just heat why do these people want to get sick and die so badly

#''louis pasteur was a witch!'' #''and french!'' #on the bright side maybe they'll all die out with the antivaxxers

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It just kills me when writers create franchises where like 95% of the speaking roles are male, then get morally offended that all of the popular ships are gay. It’s like, what did they expect?

#ooh more additions since my last reblog #shipping #fandom #slash #bookmark

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WAIT!

Before you hit send on that ask, reblog, or reply, remember to stop and PROOFREAD!

am I Pissing on the Poor?

did I Read the post in bad faith?

could I be Overexaggerating?

am I Out of line for saying this?

is it kind of Fucked up to say that to a total stranger?

is what I said Rude?

am I being Egotistical?

am I Angry at words that weren't in the post?

did I Dream up a pretend person to get mad at?

ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT YOURSELF FROM LOOKING LIKE A JACKASS ONLINE!

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

#i’m doing my part

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A small victory to celebrate for today

#good news indeed

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Everything is like “QUEER history” and “List of QUEER young adult books” or “Top 10 QUEER movies” and queer this and queer that and for the love of god please just say LGBT.

#queer history #always reblog

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i just found out tumblr was storing over three GIGABYTES of cookies on my device without me knowing and that's why it's been running so fucking slow recently... incredible. anyways everyone go clear your fucking cookies. don't let this website run a goddamn video game's worth of disc space in the background for no good reason.

#i make a point of clearing my cookies and history on the 1st of every month #i only had 1.5mb in tumblr cookies