Ice: You know, Mav, I'm glad we are keeping our anniversary simple this year.
Mav: Yeah, me too.
Mav: *frantically waving off the marching band*
Mav: Ooh, look over there Ice!
Mav: *shoving Ice so that he's facing away from the plane above them sky-writing their initials in a heart*
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Good night, Lana!
I have a small and on going thots about vampire au.
Bucky meet his human in a wine shop. It have a sign that the owner(aka Bucky)is a vampire.
She ask him why he want to run a wine shop
“The smell is similar to blood, but I can drink them all I want. Vampire won't drunk easily.”
She drop the glass, the sharpness hurt her finger. The sweet smell of blood stimulates Bucky's instinct.
He carefully hold her finger, and SUCKS it.
AND HE MOANS.
“Your blood is addicted… could you marry me?”
Now I have a theory that Steve Kemp is Bucky's friends or family member so he's a vampire who work in the hospital. But not sure about how he meet his human?🤔🤔
NANA
oh my goodness the thots that spiralled from this are WAY TOO INTENSE 🥵
okay so I’m gonna so make him be a sub. it’s law. it’s happening. it’s gonna be a thing. FUCK. 🤤
and I’m gonna take that Steve idea and run with it in a very unexpected way… 😈
goodnight sweetheart! thank you very much for these ideas!
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Being in America is super fun because you get to see Trump going up against Biden in a presidential election with both of them being dogshit options, mass protests against what should very obviously be seen as an injustice that spits in the face of what you were told your country stands for, except the government disagrees, using the power of the militarized state to brutalize protestors, all the while people spread malicious lies regularly with millions believing their every word(a lot of it being thanks to some rich freak on Twitter). Also, the economy is doing pretty damn poor and you see media sources tell you to sacrifice your well-being all while the ultra rich get richer and richer.
And then after you're done with 2020, you get to do it again four years later
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Born to be clingy and obsessive, forced to be cool and nonchalant about things
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Danny leaves Amity Park to start his own Demolitions business.
He uses hoards of blob ghosts that safely and quietly just...eat the buildings he's hired to demolish. They do it overnight, all living animals/hidden homeless/injured vigilantes are spared.
He sets up in Metropolis, because more often than not the buildings that get damaged in Superman's fights have to be completely torn down.
He puts up a privacy screen so that no one can see what happens on the other side, and at three in the morning he releases the blob ghosts.
Since cameras can't pick them up, people assume he has the power to either melt buildings or make them disintegrate.
Business is booming, he's confusing literally everyone and making money while doing it. He's doing so well, in fact, he also starts taking orders from outside Metropolis.
Batman does not want the meta demolition man with melting/disintegration powers in Gotham, no he does not.
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human form reveal! he wears his hair in a variety of styles, which include: whatever Sam or Tuck want to do that day (if left alone he will simply do nothing and get it caught in everything)
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