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kombuuuu · 11 months

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ONGOMG I saw a Tiktok and it has Miles webbing up your hand while hand holding bc he’s so clingy and I can def imagine it 🥺

Also particularly weak for Pavitr doing the “pinky finger hook” thingy instead of hand holding bc he’s too much of a cutie

OWHHHH MYYYY GOD ANON IM INSANE FOR THESE MEN!!!!

1610 would SOOO web you together omg that’s such a cute headcanon. He’d be the type to grab the straps of your bag, or the bottom of your shirt just so he doesn’t get lost in crowds — or vise versa.

if he couldn’t web you, like you guys were in a civilian setting — hed sooo get you guys those bracelets that like connect to one another,, not the magnet ones, but the ones that clip. so there’s actually no way you could leave his grasp

he’s so clingy it’s unbelievable, you makes jokes with him about getting those leash backpacks at this point

he gets one — spiderman themed.

“Miles Morales, what the hell is that.”

“It’s… a gift?”

“I’m not putting that on.”

“Conejita, please!”

“That’s humiliating!”

“I think it’s romantic.”

“You’re insane!”

“Miles! How long does this last?!”

“Oh about two hours., why?”

“I have class in 40!”

“Oh… Skip?”

“I swear on my momma—“

“Okay— okay, i’ll find the dissolvant >:(“

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42 is more obvious with his attachment. not only holding your hand, but is a huuuuge fan of you linking your arm with his,, he gets so flattered when you hold his arm, subtly flexing under your hands while you hug his bicep to your chest

when it’s not that — a hand around your waist is a given. or maybe he’d be the type to do the cliche ‘hand in your back pocket’ just to be cheesy

we all know he’s a goofy bitch he’s just in denial

“Ma, C’mere.”

“Wh— Yeah, what’s wrong?”

“Pay attention to me.”

“Miles I’m talking to—“

“I don’t care >:|.”

“You’re being so subtle.”

“Shush, I like showin’ you off.”

“Pff.. Whatever.”

“Pout all you want mamas, I know you love it.”

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Pavitr, my boy my love

god he would SO link pinkies with you

he’d see you getting all nervous around his family and just hook his pinky around yours. sending you a cute reassuring smile

he’d give you goofy grins when you walked like that in public, and if you walked in front of him, he’d grab your belt loop, trying to match his feet with yours so he didn’t bump into anyone

ALSO ALSO !!!! he’d be the type to not want to let go at all for anything, so he’d just try and do tasks with one hand

and if your holding his dominant, he’ll fumble around trying to do things and watch you giggle

you’ll kiss the tip of his nose and tell him to finish up while letting go of him, and he’ll pout and grumble but eventually get things done quicker — so he can get back to you

“Baby, just let go for a second.”

“No, I’m doing fine, Thithli!”

“Pav.”

“Mmm, fine fine. Whatever It’s not like i’m sad about it or anything.”

“Your pouting.”

“You’re laughing!”

“I’m sorry!!”

“My heart is shattered.” :C

“Oh— I’m done. Yippee!” C:

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avocado-writing · 7 months

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Hiiii, love your fics 💙 Can we get one where aziraphale has a huuuuge praise kink and gets flustered easily by reader? Thank youuuu

notes: paired y’all up bc you went well together rating: E

pairing: aziraphale x reader

“Gosh, aren’t you gorgeous?”

Aziraphale shifts in pleasure underneath you but you hold down his hips with surprising strength. He won’t wiggle away from you, oh no, not when he’s making such delicious noises.

“Unnfff, I— oh gosh, I’m… I don’t know…”

“Such a lovely cock, angel. I could keep it down my throat all day.”

And, just to prove it, you let your mouth relax into an “o” and swallow him down again. Aziraphale’s a perfect length and just thick enough to stretch your jaw a little. You press up to the nest of fair curls at his base and you think he might explode. He wants to bury his hands in your hair but you feel like he doesn’t know how to ask, so instead he grips the arms of his comfortable chair with such force you think he might shred the upholstery with his well-groomed nails.

Ahh, your angel. You’ve been seeing him romantically for a little while now and have begun to work out what really gets him going. You’ve seen how he reacts when you tell him how handsome he is, what a good job he does at touching you. The slack of his mouth and glassy, obedient look in his eyes. You’re sure he’d do anything just so you’d praise him… and when you found out he’d never had the experience of someone using their mouth on him? Well. It seemed like the perfect equation.

“Oh my… please…”

“Please what, darling?” you ask, popping off his length and letting your hand take over. His cock is a ruddy red and straining in your fingers, spurts of his precome and your spit dripping down over your knuckles to soak his sac. “Use your pretty mouth, Aziraphale. Tell me what you need.”

“Don’t stop,” is all he’s able to get out, his brows knitted together in a desperation you’ve never seen on him before.

“Only if you tell me what a good boy you are. You’re so good, Aziraphale, sitting there so nicely while I take you in my mouth. I just want to hear that you know it.”

“I’m…” his eyes roll back as your tongue darts out and plays with the slit of his cockhead, the sweet salt of him flooding your tastebuds. You’ll never get tired of that, ever.

“Come on. I know you can do it, my beautiful angel.”

“I’m good. I’m good…”

“Are you my good boy?”

“Yes! Yes, gosh, I’m your good boy…!”

He can barely keep himself still now, he’s so desperate for your touch, your attention, your praise, your love. You’ll give it all to him gladly. You look up into his face and consider how much like a piece of art he is: flushed rosy cheeks, puffy tooth-worried lips as he tries to hold pleas back, eyes watering with overstimulation. You decide to let him find his release. It isn’t fair to torture him so.

You slide up to your knees from where you’d been lounging languidly on the carpet and set to work, pressing him into your mouth and working up and down with a vengeance. Your tongue flattens and you run the plain of it along his underside. You hear his breaths hitch, a quiet string of curses leave his lips, and he comes with such force that you choke a little.

As he rides out his shockwaves you swallow his spend down, making a show of retreating and licking your lips before climbing into his lap and kissing him. His mouth is slow and lazy in responding. That’s fair enough, you were probably a bit blissed out the first time you received oral.

“Are you alright, love?” he nods and presses his forehead to yours. “How was it?”

His grin is cheshire-cat wide, engulfing the whole of his face.

“Heavenly.”

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pasta-in-the-pudding · 2 months

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HI IM NEW AND HAVE AN IDEAAA

you mentioned Jeff and trad makeup sooooo

Jeff x trad goth!reader ?

could I be 🦇 anon? :)

Omg that's so perfect for him!! Also, yes that anon name is open!

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Thank you so much for requesting!!

Jeff x Trad Goth!Reader

Jeff himself does makeup and styles his hair occasionally

He used to do it everyday when he was still a teen in the manor, but after a while he just got tired of it so now he only does it for special occasions

So he has a ton of respect for you doing so much styling so often

He loves to watch you do it

You'll just be going about your morning routine, sculpting out your nose and painting on your big eyeliner

He'll watch with such interest as you delicately draw out the lines, getting a sense of satisfaction when the wings are done

He likes to help you with your hair

If you can't reach the back of your head to good, he'll help brush it out and tease it up

Once he's done, he'll fluff it up again and press a kiss to your cheek

Speaking of kisses, he loves it when you wear lipstick

He loves pda, and loves showing you off, so when you wear lipstick and kiss him, he loves the fact that everyone can see where you kissed him

"Uhhh Jeff, you got a little something on your face there"

"I dunno what you're talking about" He says with black kiss marks all over his face and smudged black lipstick on his lips

He adores the way you dance

Like so much

You look like a literal ghost every time you dance to music, and he loves it so much

Because of this, he loves taking you to goth clubs

He likes to take his s/o partying anyways, but goth clubs are a special treat to him

He'll walk over to the bar to get some drinks for the two of you, and while he waits he'll watch with a lovestruck grin as you flow to the beat

As much as he loves helping you get ready, he also loves to help you de-goth

He'll help you take off your corset and fishnets, then he'll get to work detangling your hair as you wipe off your makeup

He gets super excited to go to different music centralized things with you

For example, shopping at a record store and watching you get all excited over a vinyl of your favorite band

Or going to a small local concert that's being held in the basement of someone's house

He loves to hold your hips and sing along to the music with you

Jeff has a lot of styles that he likes, but gothic and emo has to be his favorites

He likes romantic and trad goth best <333

So having a trad goth partner is like a huuuuge deal to him

One of his greatest accomplishments fr

#🦇 anon #creepypasta #slender mansion #creepypasta x y/n #creepypasta x you #jeff the killer #jeffery woods #jeff the killer x reader #jeff the killer headcanons #jeff the killer creepypasta #jeff woods #jeff the killer x y/n #jeff the killer x you

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dustykneed · 5 months

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mckirk time !! oh boy do these guys make me feel things,,

(bonus kirk being very suave and bones just blanking completely ^^ imo whether its romantic or platonic mckirk this has absolutely happened before. theyre best friends of course they play gay chicken. except they live in a post bs world so its just chicken i suppose! good for them

if you thought i was done-- nope absolutely not. surprise mcspirk jumpscare ft kirks new favourite boob window shirt. boo (can you tell i have a huuuuge backlog of trek doodles because i really really do)

#mckirk #mcspirk #spones #leonard mccoy #star trek #jim kirk #james tiberius kirk #spock #triumvirate #spirk #tos #star trek tos #the power of adhd compels me #no i have not been studying #surak save me tmr #seriously #the triumvirate is totally nd tho #all of em

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vampirecatsw · 6 months

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Transmigrator Kaito AU

part 2:

(lol i haven't written any resembling a fic for this au yet but feel free to ask questions)

Kaito's favourite manga is Detective Conan. Instead of crossing over with Magic Kaito, it crosses over with Yaiba.

The Yaiba content annoys Kaito to no end because he's jealous~ He's like "Ugh, crossing Conan over with say like, a Phantom Thief would be perfect! Not Yaiba! >:("

He's definitely read and written Kaitou KID / Detective Conan crossovers HAHAHA

(I still need to do more research about Yaiba but I know there's Yaiba characters in dc so that's why I chose this. Sorry I don't know much about Yaiba but I thought it would be a fun idea)

Kaito picked it up when his dad died and still reads it to this day. Yes, it's long running series too :)) He reads it in his downtime, including before and after heists. He's basically memorised every detail.

Out of all the characters, Conan/Shinichi is Kaito's favourite character. When Kaito got frustrated, he always came back for him. And he's a huuuuge fanboy as well! He knows all the little details >v0 and admires Shin-chan a lot.

I'm still deciding on making this romantic ShinKai or queerplatonic (like some third thing other than platonic and romantic) but eh it's still in the air ig. Kaito adores Shin a lot either way.

Kaito doesn't know that in the final chapter of Conan, it was revealed Shin and Ran decided they had a sibling relationship. Kaito keeps trying to wingman them in increasingly absurd ways that makes Shin think he's actually trying to serenade Ran.

When the final chapter is going to come out, Kaito goes on a heist but everything goes wrong. He ends up finding Pandora, but Snake finds him first and manages to mortally wound him. As he bleeds out on the rooftop, Pandora drenched in blood and lying in his limp hands, Kaito's last regret is how he never got to read the final chapter of Conan.

More details below cut:

Suddenly, Kaito wakes up to a vicious pinch in his cheek.

"Ba-kai-to! Wake up! I've been calling you for the last 5 minutes!"

"Ow! A-Aoko?? Wha-"

Kaito raises his head and sees... his normal classroom? Huh? Was everything just a dream? That final heist?

Kaito quickly pats down his chest. Nothing hurts... except for his sore throbbing cheek, and he's clothed in his normal school uniform, not the KID suit.

He keeps glancing around, trying to find any differences. Aoko's still standing in front of his desk, hands on her hips and a concerned look on her face. The classroom hasn't been filled up yet and the board is still freshly cleaned from yesterday, meaning it's the morning and class hasn't started yet. Akako hasn't arrived either. And Hakuba's reading a newspaper about Kudo Shinichi...

Huh?

Kudo Shinichi???

Kaito lunges over his desk. "Hey! Give me that!"

Hakuba is too stunned at the sudden attack.

Kaito rapidly skims through the article .The paper crinkles in his trembling grip.

"Kudo Shinichi, the Heisei Holmes has done it again! He solved another case flawlessly last Monday..."

Hakuba adds hesitantly, "Yes? Kudo Shinichi. He's been making a name for himself recently. It would be a pleasure as a fellow detective to work alongside him one day."

Hakuba says this all naturally, like Shinchi's been real this entire time. Like he wasn't just a manga character yesterday.

Kaito gulps ...There's no mistake. The impossible has happened, and Detective Conan is somehow real.

~ Kaito in this AU is just... a Kudo Shinichi fanboy. He's absolutely ecstatic to challenge Kudo Shinichi. He's even more excited to amaze his critic, and every time they meet, Kaito's pokerface works overtime to hide his delighted blush and adoring grin on his face. Jii is so confused but also very supportive.

... Kaito really wants to squish Shin-chan's cheeks and tease him until his entire face turns a pretty pink, dangers be damned.

Meanwhile Shinichi keeps getting annoyed by this clingy thief who keeps coming back for more. What's so interesting about him anyways??? Why does he keep teasing him???

(This au also includes pre-conan and during conan. Kaito is extremely charmed by Conan and his pokerface works extra-overtime than when he met Shinichi. If that is even possible. After every heist he screams in his pillow and recalls every moment)

Extras:

Kaito takes a solid week to slide himself into the Kudo Shinichi fan-server and cement himself as the Shinichi Expert. After a month he actually gets elected as co-president. Yes he's absolutely insane.

Kaito regularly sends fan letters to Shinichi, even after his 'disappearance'. They always wish Shinichi the best and includes random funny snippets of Kaito's day. They're addressed as "Kai-san" and are pretty polite. They always come with Kaito's genetically engineered blue and red roses that he grows in his garden. He doesn't gift the blue roses to anyone but Shinichi haha

Akako does exist in this universe. It's just that she sensed such a major disturbance that she stayed at home and researched it vigorously to make sure the fabric of space-time wasn't unravelling.

Kaito is like a proud peacock whenever Shin/Cone shows up. He literally pulls out all the stops and Jii is confused, yet very supportive. Agasa who provides the gadget just sighs at the huge and absurd list. It doesn't escape his mind that it happens whenever Conan/Shin attends a KID heist.

OVA 1 is really fun so I thought it would be extra funny for it to be somewhat plausible in this au. Not sure if Yaiba would be turned into a manga series when Magic Kaito becomes the main crossover (if that makes sense). When Kaito robs the sword, he would use his knowledge to cause the most chaos. Yes Kaito read Yaiba out of spite, and also 'know thy enemy, know thyself'

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bellaswan-kinnie · 5 months

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the show version of medusa was a huuuuge step up from “i used to date your daddy” and i understand not wanting to explicitly mention sa in a series meant for kids but in my opinion the backstory given here feels convoluted. i’m someone who’s very familiar with greek mythology (i did my senior thesis on female monsters) and it’s taken me multiple watches to figure out what version they were going with.

this version of medusa was definitely sa’d, since medusa calls poseidon a monster and explains that she was punished for “embarrassing” athena instead of him, which implies wrongdoing on his part.

medusa says she worshipped athena “in silence” and that poseidon “broke that silence,” which i think is a stand-in for her vow of celibacy as a priestess of athena. this is in line with nearly every medusa origin myth, as athena (who was a virgin goddess) was upset by the defiling of her sacred temple through sexual relations, which were sometimes consensual and sometimes not. either way, medusa alone is punished for the act and turned into a hideous monster. saying that poseidon broke her vow, not her, definitely frames is as a r*pe.

medusa also says that she thought poseidon loved her, which makes the act an abuse of power within a romantic relationship. this medusa likely loved poseidon but didn’t want to break her vow, so she was either forced or coerced by his status as a god. this is pretty complicated for a pg rated show.

i just think if this series is going to be an introduction to greek mythology for kids like the books were to me as a child, it needs to present an easily understood story. this vague, euphemistic version of events relies on previous knowledge of mythology and the intentions of the writers (which i had to find in an interview for this) and i don’t think that your storytelling should require homework.

this might’ve been fixed if they committed to the consensual affair version (although consent is always dubious in these situations), which would distinctly parallel sally jackson’s relationship to poseidon and give us (and percy) a clear, consistent picture of who poseidon is as a character. he’s a manipulative womanizer who brings chaos into women’s lives and then abandons them. i think these messages are still present in the episode, since medusa’s backstory has elements of both versions, i just don’t think they’re as strong as they could be.

i also saw a comment about how since this medusa was sa’d and said she relates to percy’s mom, it implies that sally was also sa’d by poseidon. that change would be really interesting and dark and much closer to historical mythology, but i doubt that’s what rick was going for based on the tone of the show. i think it just shows how the vague wording is confusing to the audience.

if they’re going to make the choice that poseidon in this canon is a r*pist, that should have huge ramifications on how the audience and percy see him, and i don’t know if i see rick following through with it for the show. there’s a big difference between “my dad is bad with women” and “my dad is a r*pist,” and i doubt percy understands what she was really saying anymore than the audience does with how it was written.

i’d love to be surprised though uncle rick!!

#percy jackson #percy series #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo tv show #pjo #pjo series #medusa #greek mythology #tw sa mention

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wingamy24 · 3 months

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How do you feel about abed x annie?

I'm not a HUUUUGE big fan of them as a couple, but I kinda ship them, yes. I think that if the show actually gave them a chance and developed their potentially romantic relationship more, I would ship them. They're basically a fluff content farm and I'm here for it. You know when I mentioned that Jeff seems to be emotionally close to Britta instead of Annie, and that he opens up to her and her only? Well, I think Annie's equivalent of that would be Abed. Honestly, Abed flirting with Annie in S1 E17 was very... 😳😳

I also enjoy their chemistry when Abed plays Han Solo. They're overall a very good duo either platonically or romantically! Seeing them as canon in the movie would be a pleasant surprise for me, but honestly, I'll take anything as long as it isn't Jeff x Annie or Troy x Britta.

To me, they were just wasted potential! I would've loved to see them interact more. ACB would've been 10x better and funnier if it was Abed and Annie instead of...

JEFF...

...And annie.

#community nbc #nbc community #community #annie edison #abed nadir #abedison #abed x annie #annie x abed #wingamy rants #community meta

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biribaa · 1 year

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I don't know if you've done this already, but I have short fic prompt! i have been IN LOVE with your yandere stray x s/o scenarios and I just can't help but ask, how would the yandere Outsiders be like in a poly relationship with a human s/o!! I feel like the four of them would know about each other's feelings and would try their best to keep anyone away from their s/o! Probably would have a hard time sharing in the beggining but oh well!!

sorry for the ramble though! thanks for the attention ☆☆

Yandere!Outsiders in a poly relationship with a human!Reader

First poly request, yahoo

TW/CW: Yandere behavior, mentions of death

Oh boy, the mess.

This was all Doc's idea, who came to the conclusion that they, responsible adults, would be responsible and share you! Clementine protested by threatening them all, Momo was desperate to lose you, Zbaltazar was already burdened by all "these idiots"(According to his words) and ended up agreeing with Doc. And after a huuuuge argument, which almost ended in fistfights because of Clementine, everyone agreed to share you.

In the beginning Zbaltazar had the idea of making a routine of which day you will spend with each one, But Doc said that if you want to get used to them all, you'll have to get used to them all at the same time. Another argument ensued and it turned out that Zbaltazar's argument won.

I did this calendar myself did u liked it??

Momo, being the robot obsessed with you, was desperate to lose you thinking you'd rather be with others, so every second he does his best to make you satisfied.

On Tuesdays Clementine prefers to walk with you on the street, looking at the shops and having a few chats, nothing more than her arm always around your neck.

Doc is one of the most relaxed about the situation, he loves to make you laugh and making you have fun is his job. See how he's ten times better than those idiotic ones? Thinking they might have the right to touch you.

Doc always gives you a kiss at the end of the day to prove he's much kinder than the others :)

Zbaltazar(my beloved) is always speaking romantic words, always talking about your appearance, voice, personality. Always caressing your face so gently to delight you. And never ever let anyone have the nerve to try to talk to you. You are always in his arms :)

Friday is here, Momo is anxious, Clementine is steady, and Zbaltazar and Doc are calm but focused.

If you chose Clementine she would laugh in everyone's face lol

Momo's relief is huge when you choose him, he feels like he can hug you and never let go!

Doc is so happy when you choose him! He gives you such a tight hug and maybe even sets up a wonderful date for the two of you! And of course he sticks his tongue out at everyone, suckers.

Zbaltazar is very affectionate when you choose him, already giving you a kiss to start a new day in his arms while Zbaltazar whispers sweet words. This is much more better than the others, isn't it? Can Momo or Clementine do that for you?

Saturday and Sunday are a mess

With Momo trying to please, Clementine trying to hold you to her while Zbaltazar trying the same with Doc wanting you in his arms all at the same time it turns into chaos.

But after you protest after a fight between them, the four agree that it's much better if they try to work together for your good.

After all, with Clementine and Momo's brutality and Doc and Zbaltazar's plans, they definitely manage to eliminate people who stand in their way.

And here you are, with four companions madly in love with you, how did you get here?

The goofy image of you in a couch with all they together dont leave my head

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tim-lucy · 1 year

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I love Chenford as much as the next gal, but I feel like they shifted so fast and so far. Tim is like an entirely different person. It just feels a little weird to watch and their first real kiss looked weird to me. Am I just totally nuts?

Nooo you're not nuts! As someone who has never actually seen their favorite slow burn ships during the dating stage *cough* stydia *cough* bellarke *cough* it's totally jolting.

They definitely are acting different because things are different. Lucy even asked why it was weird and Tim gave the "naked-time" explanation LOL. There was a line between them for so long and that's suddenly gone. Whether it was because she was his rookie or they were dating other people, they weren't free to just say or do whatever they want.

Now, it's like this giant weight has been lifted off of both of them—Tim especially! I think it just shows how big of a toll it took to repress their feelings. I don't think they're any less them. In fact, I think they're even more them! They no longer have anything to hide. But Chenford in a romantic relationship is never going to look the same as Chenford in a friendship.

Personally, I think they're doing it really well! I've come across other slow burn ships where they try too hard not to change their dynamic and you can't even tell they're dating. It's understandable to an extent. I mean, that is the ship you fell in love with. But on the other hand, why would you root for them to be in a romantic relationship if you don't want anything to change? That in itself is a huuuuge change!

I think Chenford is in the perfect spot! They're still their bickering, competitive, hilarious selves, but neither of them has to hide behind eye rolls and head shakes. They can just finally just smile 🥹

#anonymous #the rookie #chenford #i'm still in recovery from that episode but i managed to find some head space #it is slowly dwindling tho!!#ask

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cold-heart-warm-writings · 1 year

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The Host Club’s Summer Reading Plans

Honey - Finally getting to his backlog of Stephen King novels. He is looking forward to the confused looks on peoples’ faces when they walk by and see his cute baby face reading the scariest and most disturbing books known to man.

Mori - Audiobooks. This man has some big summer plans between training and competitions, so he’s found a few audiobooks to download. A lot of books on history, Japanese samurai history, a few world economy books but tbh he might skip those

Kaoru - Summer is the only time of the year where Kaoru can get away with playing video games and binge reading manga all day. No one is on his case to study extra or to do something, so he loves getting caught up on all of his favorite series.

Hikaru - Whattup I’m Jared Hikaru, I’m 19 and I never learned how to read. Just kidding, being the codependent brother that he is, he reads manga over Kaoru’s shoulder until Kaoru can’t take the heat literally, and makes Hikaru wait to read the volumes once he’s done with them.

Haruhi - Haruhi loves making a huuuuge and impossible TBR list, and then reads like ... 11 pages from a singular book. Most of the books are “for fun” books, contemporary, nothing too heavy. Just ways to escape for a little while.

Kyoya - Hot take… he does not read. He does not read “for fun.” Everything has a purpose. He reads to study, he reads so he knows where to take Tamaki on their next travel trip, he reads to get ahead, he does not waste his time on fictional nonsense. He brings a business related book on the big family vacation to appease his mom, but 1) she complains that it’s not a relaxing or fun book, and 2) the information is worthless anyways and stuff Kyoya already knows. He leaves it on the nightstand.

Tamaki - Summer romance beach reads type of hopeless romantic. He claims it’s “for the Host Club” because he will better know what the ladies like and how to better meet their ~fantasies~. Really, he just likes reading about people who are loved and found families.

#rip I only posted TWICE in May?!?!? whelp sorry yall #in my defense i got actually pretty busy?#because of how my work is set up a vague goal of mine is to write for about 30 minutes a day.... we'll see if that happens #if it does that means i'll go back to updating more #:)#ohshc #ouran #ouran host club #ouran high school host club #tamaki suoh #Kyoya Ootori #haruhi fujioka #kaoru hitachiin #hikaru hitachiin #Mitskuni Haninozuka #takashi morinozuka

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venusfun · 2 years

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🍄Astrology observations🪴

Hello everyone, I know I haven't been active on Tumblr but I wanted to surprise you with this post. I hope everyone is doing amazing! Love ya💗

The post is made by @venusfun I do not allow to plagiarize my work.

- let's talk for a while about Moon in the 5th house people. Omg, I love this placement so much! These people are so romantic and attractive. Though their crushes change often haha. Such an elegant dressing style.

- for people with the sun in the 8th house nothing happens without a battle. They have to work hard for things they want to achieve.

- you can't bribe people who have Jupiter in 1st house.

- Pluto in the 2nd house people have a difficult attitude toward money - 1) parents didn't have enough money and in adult ages, it turned into a belief that money is the only way how to succeed. 2) parents gave too much money to this person and in adult ages, they feel like money is useless.

- The Venus sign in our birth chart shows which presents we would like to receive. For example, Venus in Sagittarius would like to receive “adventure” - tickets to another country or a concert, etc.

- Mars in Leo are very brave people. But they take criticism very seriously.

- Jupiter in Aquarius people find happiness in freedom. Leo Jupiter finds happiness in their achievements.

- People with T-square aspect figures in the chart have very big motivation to achieve their goals. The 2 squares and 1 opposition creates some challenging situations, if these people find the courage and strength they will be very successful.

- Moon trine/sextile Saturn are damn peaceful people. How do you even do that?

- You can always count on Mercury trine/sextile Saturn people, if they will say it, they will do it. Best project partners.

- To be honest, Libra moons don't care much about how the food they eat tastes. The “looks” of it matter more.

- There are 3 money planets: Venus (small money), Jupiter (big money), Pluto (huuuuge money).

- Saturn in the 10th house people have very big ambitions, very professional. Mostly this placement becomes strong at 29 years.

- People with Neptune in 8th, please do not involve yourself with para psychology.

Thank you so much for reading! Hope you enjoyed!

#astrology #zodiac #venusfun #astrology notes

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pixyys · 1 year

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thou shalt not be sad!

making corny jokes and pick up lines for them

ft. the flags + chuuya + verlaine + adam

warnings. possible storm bringer spoilers; fluff/humor + hurt/comfort

notes. romantic/ platonic; huuuuge thank you to @silverbladexyz for these wonderful pick up lines ♡; reposting bc oh god, tumblr was in a silly mood

art by @/shan_zeze (twt)

❝you have a little bit of some loose screws in your head. everyone knows this well enough. but seriously, every person in your vicinity are just so depressed and gloomy! surely, that's nothing some some good ol' one liners can't solve. ❞

LIPPMANN

Our little story starts during a time when The Flags have the pleasure of gathering together. Everyone has been busy with their businesses for quite a while. But they finally get the time to relax and act like normal young men without the burdens and horrors of their line of work.

Of course, you are there too! For.. whatever reason you have. No one minds nor questions your presence, so you sit there, simply observing; grinning with a dumbstruck smile at how everyone is happy and enjoying their time.

Especially lippmann. You saw his recent movie, the one that blew up on the internet, yeah. He's been flying all over the world for premiers and promotions. Even now, he just got back from one of his world tours.

"Lippmann," you make your way towards the end of the billiard table. "How was Europe?"

"Europe?" he recovers from his hunched position, the billiard cue still in his hand. "It was quite nice. Do you want me to take you when I go on another tour in the future?"

Whoa. Traveling Europe with 'the' Lippmann?

"Yes please," the response comes a bit too eager than you intended. "But won't it be a hassle? Was there any quarantine during your latest travel?"

"Well, for safety measures-"

"-Because you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T."

The room falls silent as those words leave your mouth, save for the ticking of the clock and someone's pool ball falling on the floor.

"Ah.. well," Lippmann laughs nervously. For a flit moment, burying yourself six feet under sounds like a very tempting escape. But the thought dissipates as the charming actor chuckles, with a very lilting voice and a cute-looking smile that could've made you keel over right there and then.

"I suppose there will still be momentary quarantines since the virus is still around," he continues. "After all, you can't spell virus without U and I."

Well.

"Oh hell no! Not this again!"

Something cracks with a horrible crunch, probably Chuuya breaking his billiard cue. Not sure didn't care. You're too busy gaping at the actor slash mafioso like some dying fish. Either way, this dying fish got that world tour free pass! yeah!

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PIANO MAN

Looking back, you have no idea how you managed to crawl out from that pit of embarrassment and continue life as usual. Maybe your sense of dignity just dried out. Maybe you're the kind of person who just rolls with everything. You pulled through, either way.

As it goes, your existence and role in The Flags is a peculiar one, as peculiar as your personality. A wildcard, if you will. Again, maybe that's why you find yourself helping Piano Man with those 'supernotes' of his.

"Say, Piano Man, do you play the piano?" you ask, mind drifting wistfully as you watch him send away some of his underlings. Some others are still waiting for their next order, standing by within the vicinity—you included.

"I don't," he regards your curious question.

"I think you'll be a great pianist."

Piano Man offers a raise on his brow, "On what ground?" he said.

"I mean, better yet, you can be Bae-thoven."

To put it in the most less-heartbreaking sense, his response is both something you definitely expected but nevertheless didn't prepare for. The silence that follows is reminiscent of that time you landed a free Europe tour pass with Lippmann, so is the forced laugh that grows from Piano Man's mouth.

Another, painfully awkward silence that comes after it, however; you can't help but reel from it.

"Piano Man, please. That's the worst possible response," you half-whispered.

"Ah, apologies. I suppose.. thank you?"

THAT IS THE WORST POSSIBLE RESPONSE.

The room is dead silent, and it doesn't look like it's because Piano Man's underlings are too afraid to laugh in his presence. No, at this rate, your sense of dignity will really dry out, dissipating out of existence. That is until you saw a glimpse of Piano Man's subtle smug face.

Ah, right. It is Piano Man you're up against.

[name]: i showed you my best pickup line pls respond

piano man: no <3

In bitter shame of such pitiful defeat, you toned down your puns ever since. But one time, when you cross paths with your arch nemesis once again, Piano Man strikes up a conversation.

"About that thing about not being able to play the piano, [Name]. I think I'll start learning it."

"Really?" you turn to him.

But what did he do? he, in turn, closes the distance, leaning his face to your ears, "How about you give me some piano lessons?" he whispers, and you can almost, almost feel his breath lingering on your earlobe.

"We can play all night and make sweet music." you can feel his smile.

You ascended; jaws dropped, eyes popped out, cheeks hot. You didn't remember if you passed out or dropped dead.

Really, it's best to only pick battles you can win.

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ICEMAN

"Iceman is it? You seem like a cool guy. I hope we can get along."

Iceman knew you're a walking embodiment of a headache the moment you exchange names and shake each other's hands.

He still wonders why he still puts up with your shenanigans. Or why he still agreed on helping you do combat practice and friendly spars. All the while trying to not accidentally stab or decapitate you, probably.

He watches you pat down your light bruises, making use of the momentary rest. Objectively speaking, you are no weak opponent. Sure, he can likely kill you in your sleep. But at least not without some struggle in your part.

"This place is pretty neat for sparring, like a very comfy practice room," you comment, still holding the shoulder that might have a nasty bruise- or a sprain? He hopes not. Iceman wonders if he threw you too hard just now.

"Oh! Speaking of," you suddenly turn to him, "Are you a practice room? Because I want you and I hope you're not taken."

Yeah, No. he really should've thrown you harder.

Iceman, once again, questions why he puts up with you. You both are not even musicians and you manage to force that line into this context, and for what?

"..Iceman?"

He remains passive.

"Uh, please laugh?..At least?"

You made it a mental note to not mess with Iceman again. Poor guy. He still helps you patch up those sparing bruises though, so you should be good👍

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DOC

"Sorry, can you help me? I think something's wrong with my eyes."

Being sent to the battlefront is tough. Guns and fists and knives don't exactly line up with an unscathed body. But you're tougher! And you have your reliable good friend, Doc. Iceman's training retinue polished you like a coarse diamond grinder, so Doc didn't have to do much than patch up minor cuts and scratches.

Doc decides to hold back further questions at your remark. Instead, choosing to appraise your face- the eye you claim to be 'wrong'. There's a subtle crease on his brow as his hands frame your cheek, trying to observe visible damage on your eye.

Of course. Even the most skilled doctor won't find anything. your eyes are fine.

"I think I just can't take them off you." you wink.

Doc tilts his head, then blinks.

Cute! Yet, the silence is starting to trigger the PTSD you got from Piano Man and Iceman. You hope it won't be the same case for this 'Doctor-Man.'

He finally nods, as if making up a decision. "Does it feel numb? Or painful?"

"No, I mean-"

"Maybe something is wrong with your extraocular muscles. I can open them up and-"

"You know what? Don't worry about it," you cut him off, rushing to swat away the current topic. "I think it just healed! That's amazing! I knew you're the best doctor one could ever ask for!"

Yeah.. better be careful next time. Getting your eyes dissected and cut open must not be fun.

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ALBATROSS

You're not saying you have a favorite in The Flags, but you're saying you have a favorite in The Flags, and that might or might not be Albatross. (It's definitely Albatross).

He is your true partner in crime, aiding you in your eternal quest to annoy every single living existence (especially Chuuya, but don't tell him that). Albatross isn't very keen on puns or pickup lines, but he picks up the habit as soon as you start greeting him with those daily doses of corniness.

"Morning!" you send the energetic wheelman a lighthearted smile, waving as you pass by the hallways of the headquarters.

"Oh, mornin' [Name]-"

"-Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

By normal standards, a perfectly normal person normally does not start their morning with a badly-placed and badly-formed, relatively corny pickup line. But abiding by the normal standards isn't exactly how you roll, and neither does Albatross. That moment marked the day The Flags must put up with a brand new headache.

"I'm confused… I thought happiness started with an H, but mine seems to start with U."

"Life without you is like a broken pencil... totally pointless."

"Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile."

"Are you a loan? 'Cause you've got my interest-"

"Alright. i believe that's enough, you two."

It takes Piano Man a lot to get him to lose his patience, and apparently, you've done abundant. Don't worry about Chuuya, the little precious bundle of rage is long gone. He knows better than to risk exhausting his voice or accidentally ransacking the whole hideout (lmao).

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ADAM FRANKENSTEIN

You are suffering from success. Or winning from failure? These jokes and pickup lines became something of a second nature to your tongue. You can't even remember what you said to this robot- er, supercomputer agent Adam Frankenstein.

"Oh. This is what humans call as puns, also known as paronomasia, a form of wordplay that exploits multiple meanings of a term, or of similar-sounding words, for an intended humorous effect."

"Yeah-"

"But yours wasn't funny."

>:0

"W-well," you cough, recovering yourself. "Funny isn't the only intended effect. It was a punny pick-up line."

Adam nods.

"A pick-up line or chat-up line is a conversation opener with the intent of engaging a person for romance or dating. Are you trying to woo me?"

"W-wwwhat?"

So, a literal robot just pulled an uno reverse card on you. Yet still, that's a good question. Are you really trying to woo him?

"I- I thought you'll start making one of those android jokes." you make an unsteady smile.

"My android jokes? Of course. They are not made with the intention of expressing romantic expression, so I can make one for you if you wish so."

Well. This tin man just indirectly reject your yet-to-exist confession.

"Either way, I am flattered by your attempts. However, I'm afraid that it will be impossible. You are a human and I am an autonomous humanoid supercomputer, the first to be used for law enforcement use-"

Yep. the tin man just directly rejected your yet-to-exist confession. Adam woke up and chose violence. At this point, you're better off going home and curling up in your blanket with some sad love song playlist. You think Chuuya winced and made a very pitiful expression for you. But you choose to mark that off as your imagination.

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PAUL VERLAINE

For a reason you can't fathom, you somehow end up in Verlaine's, Chuuya's, and Adam's theater of bloodshed.

Right here, right now, you're a vanguard of the battlefront. You shouldn't be thinking 'this'. Your chest hurts so bad from dodging Verlaine's attacks, your limbs are aching from bruises and cuts, your head is spinning with adrenaline, and this French man is trying to kill you and kidnap your ginger friend.

But darn, he's fine- You slap yourself.

"You good?" Chuuya rasps, struggling to make his step as he flanks your side.

"No, but-" another flying car flings towards your direction, and muscle memory forces you both to flee from your position, escaping death by a grasp.

Well.

This man is merciless, and *cough* attractive. Had he not currently trying to throw cars at you, you'd take him to some nice cafe and start serenading him with, uh, 'sweet' words.

Might as well.

"Whoa sir, you have some killer moves!" you roar heartily, uncaring by the way chuuya is eyeing you like an incredulous mother daring her child to do something stupid. "I'd simply die to have you." you wink.

"[NAME], WHAT THE HELL?!"

In that split second, your words seem to catch Verlaine in a trance. Adam's fancy iron man laser beam almost grazes the French man's shoulder..somehow.

Hey, that worked! :D

[name] : chuuya, i think he's french.

chuuya : no shi-

[name] : i think eiffel for him.

chuuya:

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NAKAHARA CHUUYA

This is it. The curtain calls, and it's time to face the final boss; it's time to unleash the ultimate torment to this poor boy.

"Ooh! Don't you look dapper? I always liked your fashion sense. You look good in that suit."

Chuuya doesn't immediately answer, opting to silently trace the paved sidewalk you both are treading on. By all means, both of you have no trouble with resources that a personal car, or even a whole limousine won't be impossible. It's just that the moon shines beautifully that night, so you drag your grumpy friend for a breath of fresh air.

"But you know what you'll look better in?" you chuckle, following his steps. "My arms."

Nothing. Mo reaction. No swatting your finger guns, no annoyed and incessant curses. Chuuya treats you like a nonexistent ghost, until he halts and simply stares at you with an inexplicable expression.

"Chuuya?" you falter, "Did- I go too far? Or did it finally get you? my jokes..?"

Oh, it did get him. No, you got him.

He shifts closer to you, like he finally loses it and is about to choke you to death. But this feels different. There is no malice or raw anger in his movements. They feel.. heavy, tired. Wordlessly, he leans his weight on your body, resting his forehead on your shoulder.

His breath is warm against your collarbone; the slight shudder from his long exhale stripped the corny jokes off your tongue.

"Oh, Chuuya.." you mirror him, putting your arms around him in a reassuring embrace. He is now here, in where you both want him to be: Your arms.

Some things come, and some things simply go. But some other things just don't change. Chuuya is grateful he can still hear your annoying jokes and lines, and that you are still by his side.

#[bungou stray dogs]#bsd x reader #bsd flags x reader #nakahara chuuya x reader #bsd adam x reader

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moonjxsung · 6 months

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Would you be open to people using like bots to finish ur fics

Hi! Absolutely not, PLEASE do not do this.

I spend a lot of time and I put a lot of effort into creating as high-quality stories as I can for you guys, and part of my reason for being on here is to have real human interactions with people who want to explore their fetishes/kinks/romantic tropes, etc. through idols we’re all equally attracted to. The fics I’ve posted on here or the shorter drabbles/requests I’ve fulfilled all took time, and whether they took just a few hours or a few weeks, it was still real time I devoted to writing for people on here and at zero cost and as a hobby (as a reminder, I don’t ask for anything in return on here.) You taking something I spent part of my life working on as a generous gift and feeding it to a machine to spit out its own version based on the writing skills I took 24 years to develop feels like a huuuuge fuck you to me even being on this platform. Not to mention I don’t know what your intentions are using work rooted in my own creative process (I don’t allow reposts or translations anywhere). Please don’t do this and please don’t inquire about this type of thing again, it genuinely makes me nervous to think you’ve even considered stealing my work to feed to a robot against my will. If you have a fic you want to see turned into a longer one, please drop a message in my requests and we can work something out. But I also make my full-length fics nearly 20k-30k words total so please know that it’s going to take time and if you can’t wait while it’s in queue I encourage you to check out some other authors on here. Again, I don’t grant permission to do this and if I have reason to believe you have, I’ll stop writing altogether and you can just utilize ai for your fic needs moving forward.

#anon #ask #please don’t even consider doing this #to ANY author on here #I’m sorry but what is it with people stealing work this week #did yall not learn enough from the wattpad thief #this actually put me in a bad mood lol #sorry my own writing isn’t enough for you? :/

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dontfuckingbother · 1 month

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Fizzarolli (and Fizz x Asmodeus) possible timeline:

Working in a circus with Blitzo and his dad

The accident - the fireworks explode and now he has no limbs

Rehabilitation? And preparing for mammons pagent(For 6 years) (he probably got new limbs, but not the asmodeus’s ones)

Fizz wins mammons pagent (for the first time) and leaves the circus which probably bancrupts

Mammon gets ozzie new arms and legs from asmodeus

Fizz and asmodeus meet

Fizz becomes an alcoholic (around that time)

Fizz and ozzie grow closer - fuckbuddies —> fwb

Fizz and ozzie start exclusive relationship (just fucking) - ozzie helps fizzarolli quit

Fizz ans ozzie say i love you to each other for the first time and start dating in secret

S1E7

S2E6

S2E7

Thought proccess:

Now we have a couple of ways we can go about this:

The arms that fizzarolli have belong entirely to asmodeus’s manufacture which means:

1. He either lost his arms after he knew asmodeus. And although it would be very romantic that is not the way i would go about this, because ozzie doesn’t seem to be very familiar with why exactly fizz hates blitzø with this burning passion. Also, why would ozzie knew him? How did they meet?

2. He started working with mammon BEFORE he lost his limbs. That would be quite logical because mammon would not want to loose all the money he already invested in fizz (the dolls, merchendise, shows etc). And considering he was winning the competition with some time now, it would be even more believable. What is a con of this theory, is that when we see flashbacks in s2, they do not mention fizz winning mammons competition as one of the reasons why blitzo was jealous of fizz, and if that was the case, that would be a HUGE deal for blitzo (although he didn’t want to work with mammon himself, he would still be jeslous of fizz’s talent and bright future i think). But mammon would have obvious connections with ozzie, which would make it so much easier for him to make oz create limbs for him. (Plus he and blitz didnt see each other for 15y while mammon and fizz knew each other for only 9y)

3. He didn’t start the work with mammon, and neither he knew ozzie. That would mean a disabled kid, would somehow got a robotic limbs from one of the deadly sins himself. Or, even if the og limbs weren’t from asmodeus he still had to somehow actually GET them. Blitzøs dad, the guy who was probably part father figure and part-boss lost his whole circus just now. BUT considering that he still had some money after blitzo stole from paimon’s palace, he could potentially buy limbs for him. What’s suspicious, is whoever bought fizz his limbs, is the person fizz would have an eternal debt to probably. Its weird that he didn’t mention it anywhere in the season.

But lets go with the option 3 for now, couse we don’t really have any other indicator that it is not how the timeline went. After he was betrayed by his best friend and underwent a huuuuge trauma, leaving his body scarred, fizz didn’t see blitzo for fifteen years. And in the musical episode we discover that this is the 10th time fizz enters the pagent. Which means 9 years have passed since fizz won for the first time, so between the accident and fizz winning the paegent, 6 years has passed. What was going on during those 6 years? For some time, fizz was undergoing rehabilitation, for sure. I do not know what he was doing during those years for sure - maybe he was still working in the circus, but he did mention in s2e6 that while the accident was traumatising, ozzie helped him go through it and life was amazing now. So maybe they did meet during those six years.

On the other hand, meeting ozzie through mammon would be so much more believable, but maybe he started working in ozzie’s club, and that’s how they met? Let’s go with the most believable:

1. Working in a circus with Blitzo and his dad

2. The accident - the fireworks explode and now he has no limbs

3. Rehabilitation? And preparing for mammons pagent(For 6 years)

4. Fizz wins mammons pagent

And here we stand before the mystery of how did ozzie and fizz met. Let’s go with one of the theories:

5. Mammon gets ozzie new arms and legs from asmodeus

6. Fizz and asmodeus meet

7. Fizz becomes an alcoholic - i suppose it must’ve happen somewhere in between him meeting with asmodeus and them falling in love, because i believe he quit because of ozzie.

8. Fizz and ozzie grow closer - maybe ozzie started to work in his club around that time. I believe they went from fuckbuddies to friends with benefits to exclusive relationship

9. Fizz and ozzie start exclusive relationship (i believe they still acted like it was just fucking).

10. Fizz ans ozzie say i love you to each other for the first time and start dating in secret

11. Fizz and blitzo reunite and become sort of friends again

12. Ozzie declares his love for fizz officially and fizz quits working for mammon

This shit are my raw incoherent thoughts so sorry if it doesnt make much sense XD

#helluva boss fizzarolli #helluva fizz #helluva boss asmodeus #helluvaverse #fizzarolli x asmodeus #asmodeus x fizzarolli #helluva asmodeus #fizzadeus #ozzie x fizz #fizzy #fizz x ozzie #helluva fizzarolli #fizzarolli #fizzmodeus #helluva blitzo #helluva theory

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