#and geniuses with no street smarts? that’s us

[nyaagolor]

what's the funniest thing people get wrong about Ivys?

Despite popular belief, most Ivy League people aren’t very smart. Like at all. My freshman year roommate didn’t know how to use a swiffer or make tea. My sophomore year roommate managed to burn lean cuisine. Your dream Ivy League boy is probably trying to push a pull door as we speak

#you know those jokes abt absent minded professors #and geniuses with no street smarts? that’s us #mod vex #ask #Ivy stuff #I have SO many stories abt people at this school

[lackadaisy-headcanon-supply-unit]

I adore reading the Headcanons y’all have made so far- if it wouldn’t be too much trouble could I request Nico x Male!University Student Reader?

OK, so I didn't read the ask right the first time and accidentally brewed up a few drops of a oneshot before I realized the order was for a crate of headcanons, so please enjoy this strange new hybrid of drink.

Y/N only came to St Louis for the university… and because his brother had told their mother that it was the safest place to be.

Safe, my ass.

There seem to be criminal activities everywhere he looked, from stolen apples to stolen cars, schoolyard fights to drive by shootings.

No wonder Y/N preferred to stay inside most of the time.

It wasn't too hard to pick out the culprit's either despite adamant police assurance that they had no leads in any of their cases. They were the ones, usually scarred, who willingly chose to linger suspiciously on dangerous street corners, aloof in stance but vigilant in piercing stares.

One of them in particular crossed his eyes often; a white and dove grey tom with a rolling musculature who lingered around the streets. Sometimes he'd be accompanied by someone French whispers between them identified as his sister. Student gossip claimed he was an infamous hijacker from one of the local speakeasies.

It only made the glances and grins he give Y/N that much more sickening to see. As long as he stayed away from the criminal societies of Saint Louis, he'd be fine.

…right…?

"Tutor me."

Y/N had made the grave mistake of sitting too close to the university gates. The smirk of a white faced feline pressed between the bars lining the walls.

"I… what?"

"I can pay. A lot."

"For what?"

"I told you, tutoring. You seem smart enough for the job, and brave. Ain't too many geniuses here who'd even talk to me for this long."

It was only then Y/N realized all his friends had left his side. Cowards. He couldn't blame them, though: he was close to running off himself. The revolver-shaped bulge in the tomcat's pocket made him swallow hard.

"Never was a book kid, never finished school properly either. Serafine said maybe I should take advantage of my stakeouts 'ere to pick up a little. Could be useful. I said I can pay. Deal?"

Y/N was honestly too frightened to say no.

The first week had Y/N panicking and trying to get into a routine.

Nico—or Mr Savoy, as Y/N's terror insisted on calling him—came along every other day, at the same time in the same place. With the barred wall between them, one taught and the other learned.

They went through everything from basic math to spelling, and even a touch of history and literature here and there. It was all a far cry from the master courses Y/N was at the university for in the first place.

Mr Savoy held his end of the bargain; a steady flow of money kept rolling into Y/N's account—god knows how Nico found it in the first place. It was a well paying gig, and for a couple of hours or so a week, it was a good one.

Y/N was never allowed to question his student about anything. He didn't ask where the staggering amount of cash came from, nor what happened when Nico would turn up battere, bruised, and still even bleeding from untended cuts. Y/N had learned the hard way when a worried hand tried to touch one on the back of his hand, and that same hand suddenly flew towards him with a growl. Thank god the metal bars were there.

Nico was smart, although not necessarily in the way Y/N expected. As he had said, Nico wasn't one to bury his head in books. His logic and intelligence was rather rooted in streetsmart instincts and on unbridled confidence, an assurance so sure of himself with every wrong answer that even Y/N had to double check his own lessons and notes. His panic must have showed far more than he had intended it to.

Nico would watch him scramble for his papers with a smirk. "Am I wrong, though?"

"That's not the kind of division I was talking about, Mr Savoy—"

"What will it take you to call me Nico, eh? Anyway, am I still wrong?"

"Technically, it could but—"

"There we go."

"—not in this case. This is mathematical division not literal…body…division, if you know what I mean."

He wondered if Nico was actually listening at all, with his sleazy face propped up on his sleazy paw and the cocky lash of his sharp tongue whipping behind his eyes and with every flick of his tail.

"You're very cute when you're like that, cher," he remarked idly.

Y/N choked on his words.

Nico laughed.

Nico left the lesson full of cheer.

Y/N left it still strangled and red in the face

That was not the first nor the last time Nico pulled similar tricks. Once he seemed to realize Y/N was vastly inexperienced with romance and blushed easily, he flustered him every time he could.

Compliments, fleeting touches, even a teasing kiss on the cheek as a goodbye from time to time.

And Y/N could still not let anything out but stammered nonsense.

He was a disruptive pupil, but not in an endearing and innocent, childish way.

Much more in a… seductive fashion.

Y/N had promised himself (and his whole family) that he wouldn't fall in with the wrong crowd, but Nico…

Oooh, that darn criminal...

He was something else entirely, and Y/N had a feeling he wasn't going to break the chains for a long time yet.

#🦉mod iphiko #lackadaisy #headcanon home brew #headcanon #lackadaisy reader insert #nicodeme savoy #lackadaisy nico #nicodeme lackadaisy #lackadaisy x reader

[yuikomorii]

hello admin I hope this is not a repeated question and I would be grateful if you could give your opinion on this matter. Who do you think is the smartest boy in DL? Of course, not with regard to academic success, because I don't consider it as a criterion for being smart. Rather, according to the behaviors that these boys have shown so far, in your opinion, which of the 13 boys is the most intelligent?

// L to the A to the I to the T to the O !

And nobody can change my mind because this man is literally scaringly smart and will forever be the most intelligent DL character in my eyes. I will talk about him soon, I just want to get some things straight here.

Grades don’t equal intelligence, therefore I would never judge it solely on someone’s academic success. It’s not that hard getting a good score if you pay attention during class or simply study, so it’s more about effort. I’m speaking from my own experience because I’m one of my university’s top students yet there are classmates who are undoubtedly smarter than me or than the teachers themselves.

To be honest, in my opinion, the "big brain" DL boys aren't nearly as intelligent as they’re described. Sure, they're knowledgeable, but I wouldn't call them geniuses. Writers will make a character appear intelligent by having everyone else act stupid or oblivious. For example, in LE and CL, it took them 1000 years to realize that Kino, the new, mysterious guy they know nothing about, was the one causing them problems, and they were surprised despite the fact that it was obvious. I should also point out that their plans and strategies aren't particularly good; it's just that the writers will make them appear to be successful. If they gave the same plan to a seemingly stupid Diaboy, they would make him fail and face consequences.

Furthermore, it irritates me that they are constantly attempting to humiliate Yui with things they are proficient in. They test her with cubes, puzzles, musical instruments, and books in foreign languages she doesn't speak, such as Latin and German. They are aware Yui isn't the brightest, and they can clearly see she lacks knowledge and any talents, so I'm not sure how you, a "genius," would find satisfaction in seeing a seemingly stupid character fail at things stereotypically smart people excel at. Why not, for example, challenge someone of your league? Or are you afraid of failing that way, and you only get that spark from someone weaker than you?

Okay, enough of that, let's get back to Laito. Laito's brain power outperforms everyone else's and he’s not just book smart but he's also extremely street smart.

He's very perceptive and has the best ability to read others. While the big brain boys rely on simple and sometimes obvious deductions, Laito memorizes information about you and will later know how to use it against you to cause you pain. He's a master of gaslighting and convincing; he manipulated Yui into saying and doing things she would never have done otherwise, and he's impossible to trick. Every time Yui tried to be bold in front of him, saying things like "perhaps you’re the one who likes the pain" or "you’re the masochist”, Laito twisted her words so as to make her feel like a bad person, which she believed.

I understand that being manipulative does not always imply being clever, because any human being can manipulate, but Laito is not your average manipulator. To manipulate someone, you must be able to hold a large amount of information in your mind at the same time. A larger brain capacity is required to be a skilled manipulator because you are creating several different scenarios and outcomes prior to and during a conversation with the person you are attempting to manipulate. Laito has a high level of metacognition, which most people do not have, and his brain is quick, creative, adaptable, and can unquestionably be called intelligent.

You can also notice that he says some really meaningful things that Yui and his two brothers can’t understand. His poetic way of speaking isn’t a reason to mislead others or make them feel stupid, but rather he’s merely expressing his thoughts that way. I love those moments when he’s unpredictable and pulls a spontaneous psychological mind game, because I know this man would be able to twist everyone around his little finger if he wanted to, even the big brain boys (no wonder even Carla acknowledged him as intelligent).

However, one of Laito’s flaws is that he got poor emotional control and his trauma makes him perceive some things differently. He’s still dangerously intelligent and the fact his intelligence is so underrated feels unbelievable.

#laito sakamaki #yui komori #diabolik lovers #dialovers #sakamaki laito #komori yui #admin

[leewritestoomuch]

Hi

so here's my Request:Senku(Superhero from another planet) Saves Reader but some lil fluff and...more angst!

btw do you making headcanon?

Hi! Yes, I do write headcanons. If you’ve got any, you can send them in. And thank you for the request.

Superhero!Senku x gender neutral!Reader

If y’all have ever seen Big Hero 6, y’all know how they aren’t actually superhuman but they’re geniuses who created crazy tech and became “super” heroes. That’s how I’m handling this.

I don’t this is exactly what you were thinking, but I felt this might write better. I hope you don’t mind.

WARNINGS: Ryusui. (Also death, but not him)

“What do they call them again?” Your roommate asks from the kitchen as she coats all the dishes oil to clean them. As you watch her pick up a strangely shaped sponge she’d made herself, soaking it in the oil, and and washing the dishes over, you click your tongue and sit up a bit.

“Humans.” You chime. “And did you know they wash their dishes in something they call soap? I hear it’s less greasy.”

“And how do you know this?” She asks, throwing the dishes in a basket that sits on the table in front of you.

“I got into contact with one.” You say, shrugging, but she drops the dish she’s washing. You flinch when it slams down onto and shatters against the metallic floor, knowing she’ll reprimand you like a mother. Here mothers leave their child when they’re young, so sometimes the less mature ones get mothered by an older friend. At least, that was your case, and to your understanding, it’s not uncommon.

“They’re real?” She asks, turning around to face you. “I thought they were some sort of long tale our mothers tell us when we’re 6 before they leave.”

“Nope, they’re real.”

“Are you getting bullied by those kids down the street again? You know they’re in 3rd school. They’re just bored. Probably have nothing better to do that humiliate you by pretending to be some human.” She sighs, rolling her eyes as she begins to pick up the shards of the plate.

“They’re not nearly smart enough to be him.” You chuckle, shaking your head. From her perspective, you look like some lovesick fool as you smile and stare off.

“He’s smart? Hmm, I heard the humans weren’t all that smart. Is he cute?” She snorts, finishing up the dishes.

“I haven’t ever seen him.”

“Then how do you know he’s real?”

“Those neighborhood brats don’t know the theory of relativity from a Hargaw.” You shake your head, looking out the window.

“They know what a Hargaw is, so I think they would. You can’t mistake a theory for a rodent.” She raises an eyebrow as she walks over to pick up the basket and put it outside to dry quicker.

“You get my point.” You groan, laying your head on the table below you.

“I don’t see the point you were trying to make, no.”

…

You had never thought you’d meet the human you fell hopelessly in love with, if you were being honest. Now, as you run onto a spaceship meant for anybody below the age of 40, you think about how wishing to meet him might have doomed your planet. They always told you to be careful what you wish for. It was a superstition, you knew that.

And even now, you could call it a coincidence, but you can’t help but feel guilty. You get what you wanted, but lots of people will die. The meteors in the area break through the barrier your friend had told you about, which Senku called an atmosphere. Now you understand meteors and comets are the name for those rocks. He said they’re debris from space, and they do damage.

When one big enough to destroy a planet is hurling towards your home planet, you can’t help but remind yourself of the terms. You like what he taught you, but you wish his teachings could save people, but you, nor him, even knew this was coming.

When the spaceship got to the infamous planet called Earth, yours crashed in the middle of a freezing forest. It was colder than you’ve ever felt and the forest seemed nearly endless. It seemed hopeless, but your phone had even better service to contact Senku.

You were cold, wet from the snow, and everybody on your ship had died from the impact. How you were alive, you didn’t know.

It took about a day or so, you think since you’re not too familiar with Earth days, but Senku showed up in a small plane.

“You look different than I imagined.” You say chuckling, still shivering violently.

“We can talk later, you’re gonna freeze out here.” He says quickly, gesturing for you to get in the plane. Just then, you notice a man behind the wheel in the front. He looks back and meets eyes with you, winking at you from below his unnecessarily large hat. You don’t give much of a reaction, just a small wave as you hop up into the plane.

When the plane takes off, Senku begins to talk. “So Y/N, why are you here? You didn’t fill me in.”

“You remember those things you talked about. Uh… metaphors?”

“Meteors, but yes.”

“A giant one hit my planet.”

…

Time passes and Senku has been helping you deal with guilt. And he even told you about how his planet, some years ago, was turned to stone. And how they lost a lot. It’s been helping, but you think about your friend often, since you don’t know where she is.

He’s been trying to convince you to help him build a Time Machine, despite your lack of knowledge over that kind of thing. You convince him to build a suit like iron man, however. And eventually he perfects it.

He doesn’t understand your fascination with Iron Man, but he doesn’t mind the attention. And the challenge was fun, anyways.

Somehow you convince him to go hiking. How? He doesn’t know.

“We didn’t have mountains on my planet.” You say, watching your steps in your new hiking boots he got you as you step on dirt and rock.

“This isn’t a mountain, it’s a hill.” He corrects flatly.

“Oh, it’s a big hill.” You say, looking around, fascinated.

“Yeah, hills can get pretty big,” He says, “but to be a mountain, the landform has to reach 1,000 feet.”

You nod, a little lost because you barely understand what a feet is. You begin to hum as you look around at your surroundings before you gasp.

“Did you bring the iron man suit?”

“Sort of. I have Friday on like speed dial practically. Her device is attached to my wrist.” He says, holding up his wrist to show the black bracelet, the red dot glowing. “The suit is nearby.”

“So it’s in the… car?” You say, forgetting the word for a moment but getting it within mere seconds. He smiles.

Neither of you are paying attention, but the ground below you both cracks. And soon, your conversation is cut short by a free fall. You can’t look back to see it, but you know soon you’ll hit the ground below. And you can’t find him, though you hope he didn’t fall. It all happened so quick, you don’t know.

The wind whistles loudly, roaring in your ears as it pushes at you. Then, instead of ground, you feel cold metal grab you from the air, landing back on the ground safely.

“I told you hiking was a bad idea.” He says as he puts you done. He doesn’t say much, or cling to you out of relief that he saved you, but you can tell by his eyes he’s relieved. And he was definitely scared. He quickly decides you’re both going home.

I feel like the writing got worse as I went, but I really hope you liked it. It’s a different take on the request, so I hope you didn’t mind!

#Senku x reader #senku ishigami x reader #dr stone #dr stone x reader #dr stone x you #Senku x you #Ishigami Senku #Ryusui #Ryusui Nanami #Nanami Ryusui #dcst #drst #gen dr stone

[gerhinehart19]

I fucking hate when nureotypical people talk about how autistic people are all geniuses and how they have this one special interest that they excel in and thats what there career is but man, if only they were more social. I fucking hate it. We do not have to be a genuis for it to be okay that we are autistic. Us going out and doing something amazing with our "specialized feild" is not the price we pay to live in this society as autistic people. I hate the over generalizing of all autistic people. Genius, but socially inept. I hate it. Both my fiance and I have autism. And neither of us are geniuses. We have interest and hobbies, but no more than any other person. I'm smart, but no genius and my fiance is more street smart than anything. I don't understand social cues, or non verbal cues, or most verbal cues, I say things that are inappropriate for the conversation, but I've still been able to keep jobs that involve people, becuase all I have to do is be friendly. I've never found people who has held me not saying the right thing or understanding something against me. Ive also gotten more better throught time at being able to communicate myself better. And my fiance is even better at social situations. He says the wrong things also, his words come out the opposite of what he means to say, he misunderstands tones, but he also can be friends with any person he's just met. He had probably 50 friends. He doesnt have some genuis hobby that will change the word. He likes cars, yeah, but he doesnt know everything about them, theyre just a hobby. And I don't do anything smart. I like to paint and to write, but I don't spend every waking moment doing it. Yeah, we hyperfocus but it's not like nuerotrypicals think it is. I'm not saying there isn't the genuis, but socially inept autistic person out there, my brother is. He's a genuis, he loves science, he cant be around people becuase of just how socially inept he is. But he shouldn't be the expectation. Every autistic person is different, just like how every person is different. It doesn't sound like a harmful stereotype, but it is. I've had people tell me that I can't be autistic becuase I can hold a basic conversation and cause I'm not genuis about one thing in particular. I've been told that my brother is the "real" autistic person out of the two of us, cause he fits the stereotype more. It also leads up to so much expectation from autistic children. I would just really like this shit to stop.

And this shit here is exactly what I'm talking about: my dad talking about my brother that I previously mentioned. Becuase some (my brother) fit that very narrow scope of view, obviously all of them do. I hate it.

#autism #actually autistic #stereotypes #i just needed to rant

[theobsessiveloser18]

Let's be honest, the Cobra Kai dojo doesn't have the best reputation due to its past, and Hawk and Miguel's wild demonstration over Robby at the All-Valley (and Miguel's own victory) which is why there are several complaints against Johnny and his place, and all this commotion ends up ensuring that the police begin to investigate the dojo.

The police assign a woman

•Johnny and his students were returning from the back of the dojo, when they saw the visitor walking through the entrance

“And that one what?”

“A lady, you stupid blind man, don't you see her?”

“Of course we see her genius, but what is she doing here?”

“I'm not one of the geniuses who guesses situations, just one of those who are not stupid enough to notice the obvious.”

"Then you're not a brute genius-"

“Enough, you three, because you are the smallest, you don't have to behave like children,” Miguel scolded them since his sensei was too busy scanning the woman to even hear the third sentence.

“Stay offline, I'll take care of her”

“Yes, we have lost it, can we run away and never return?”

“Hello, can I help you with something?”

“Mr. Johnny Lawrence?”

“Yes, but without a Mr it makes me feel older than I really am” he stretched out his hand for you to shake, it was definitely something new, normally it was you who motivated the other person to shake your hand and normally they wouldn't do it, you ignored his request

“Mr. Lawrence, I'm Y/N United States Federal Police-” you managed to show him your badge before the Teenagers got inside.

“Are you going to take sensei?”

“You can't take him without a warrant, I saw it in an old movie, Show us the warrant or we'll call the police!!”

“This is police Lizzie.”

“We'll call another one then.”

“You wanted to say the real one, because her uniform looks very new, that badge looks like a toy, and that name sounds like a Martian.”

“Besides, you don't have weapons, without weapons you are not a police officer in the United States.”

“Without guns you are not a person in the United States today”

“They're in her pocket, stupid, what sticks out”

“It doesn't seem real, I volunteer to try to hit Hawk with it.”

“Go ahead little piece of Sh-”

“Okay okay, everyone calm down now” you interrupted them before they drove you crazy.

“EVERYONE QUIET” the man shouted from the rooftops, although everyone had already fallen silent.

"Thank you for that I guess... I'm not coming to take your sensei guys"

“Then why are you here?”

“Judicial investigation” You responded showing a document to the man, a blonde teenager snatched it from your hands.

“He doesn't give a shit about what they wrote on this shit with your fucking fake pen, I bet he can't even read.”

“Unlike you Nichols, I already finished school.”

“Is it real, Tory?” a boy asked after a while.

“It is” she sighed with disappointment and showed them to the others, you surreptitiously began to write down in the notebook.

"You are the oldest?"

“No, only the smartest one”

"Excuse me?!!" said a rather short boy with glasses

“Fine!!, he takes some credit too.”

“She has street smarts, and I have book smarts.”

“good for you two, those are the best intelligences”

"How long are you going to be here?" The blonde once again took control of the conversation.

“That depends on the direction my investigation takes, on my superiors, and if more complaints are filed, it could be about 3 weeks or about 3 weeks multiplied by 6 months”

“That's why kids, we're going to make things easier for her, The faster you check us in, the faster it will go. right? Do you want a tour of the dojo?”

“sure, thanks, so they call it dojo”

“He doesn't look very worried.”

“She's a woman, the only thing he worries about is how long it will take to undo her buttons.”

“damn disgusting people!” a girl commented, hitting them on the shoulder.

“Damn honest, it's different, you should just understand it."

“Enough talk, we were in training, remember? Tory said, stretching his arms.

“They're coming, Tory,” Aisha said, arriving quickly from spying.

"And we went back to the talk, let me handle this" she waited for Johnny to locate the woman, to approach himr "Sensei, I really think we shouldn't let our guard down with that-"

“Nichols, you are here for karate, not to manage my dojo, much less make my decisions and question me, I told you to stay out of it, you didn't, right? SPECIAL TRAINING NOW!”

Everyone ran to their positions, while you, comfortably from your seat, took out your notebook and began to write down everything that had happened since you arrived.

“3 minutes and we continue!!”

“I'm officially dead, call my dog to pick up the body of his master.”

"Do not be dramatic!"

“Sure, act like you didn't fall to the ground after the eighteenth pushup.”

“Man, I'm not sure I can go home alone.”

“I'm not sure I'll wake up tomorrow” you heard the comments of the blonde girl and a boy next to her while you were interviewing certain boys.

"water?"

"That's not even asked, Miguel, you don't hear us breathing like asthmatics," the boy responded while the blonde nodded to the person asking the question. He ran away while you approached them surreptitiously.

“Sensei must be drunker than usual if he thinks we are going to continue training in a minute.”

“And all to open our damn mouths, fuck it next time if necessary”

“Are you always the one who shows your face around the dojo?” you asked, pressing your pen against the page.

“And you're always writing down every breath like a fucking mental stalker?” she spat angrily, you almost jumped at her reaction, maybe there was fear on your face why she sighed tiredly and tried to relax her shoulders.

“I'm sorry, I didn't think he would have made you uncomfortable so quickly...or that it was so obvious.”

“Be careful, lady, we don't like los malditos sapos here, and we don't have any stupid kind of damn compassion for them.” You and the girl looked at each other confused.

“What was that, did you watch soap operas with your Latin grandmother or what? Do you want to be scary Hawk? "Don't play with Spanish, it's not your thing" the boy lowered his head somewhat embarrassed "You don't understand it, it doesn't come out, simple, God!! Not even Miguel does that and he grew up in a country based on chili, and regarding you” she soften his body language and tone of voice.

“You're actually quite sneaky, but I've been to caseworkers before, so I don't trust women who investigate.”

“You're doing well, someone has to be alert here.”

“Not even powerful adults who give compliments.”

“Perfect” she looked at you intently and you struggled to hold your gaze, that's when the water guy arrived.

"Everything is fine here?"

“Shhh Tory is on it, what do you say Tory?”

“I'm going to retire from taking care of the dojo for a while, you're not part of my house and my back hurts” she was still staring at you when said it, took the bottle and stood up, took a sip, and disappeared from you sight.

“I brought you water.”

“Oh thanks, but I have my flask.”

“okay” you stopped him

“Currently, I have emptied it, I could use the bottle, thanks boy”

“Sure ma’am.”

•You tried hard to be almost an omniscient narrator, someone who knows everything that happens but did not directly participate in the events, but obviously you couldn't, you had to ask questions even in the middle of the guy's lesson and no matter how hard you tried not to make noise Most of them knew when you wrote something down, and not being able to know what exactly it was drove them crazy (Johnny wouldn't admit it but even he was getting fed up)

“Say”

“What does the motto on the wall mean?”

The guy began to speak with great enthusiasm, you saw how his students relaxed before it, you refrained from writing it down in your notebook.

“Aren't Sheriff going to score?”

“Nichols!!”

"Okay sir, the question doesn't bother me... I asked it out of genuine interest, it's also a personal explanation, I have no reason or duty to sell it to my superiors"

“You are satisfied Miss Hot shot?”

“quite a bit, sensei.”

"Good because he's in a duel with Hawk."

“Yes Sensei!!” she smiled at you pleasantly, and ran to the center for the fight. “You're dead, red crest, nothing personal, by the way.”

“Was what you saw today enough for you to realize that this is a perfectly normal and legal place, ma'am?” The boy Bert asked, you smiled kindly.

“What I think about the place doesn't matter, the only thing that matters to my superiors are my notes and research”

“Pretty tough huh?”

“No, as long as you don't involve your emotions in this.”

“Just like in karate,” said one of the boys enthusiastically.

"You are going to come tomorrow?"

“No, but I will be passing by for a while, without warning.”

“Well Tory, it looks like you're going to have to put glue on his place every day.” Everyone, including the blonde and you, laughed.

outside the conversation continued

“But seriously, do you think you can handle her snooping around the dojo for a long time?”asked one of the girls in Tory's group.

“It's not like we have much choice about her.”

“In addition, we must concentrate on making sure everything goes perfectly so that the dojo is maintained,” Aisha responded.

“Are you going to let us into your mind Tory?”

“I don't think there's anything that interests you there.”

"Oh, come on!!"

“I agree with Aisha, and the girl is strangely nice, we can deal with it.”

•Little by little you won them over, they knew you were a threat, nice, but a threat.

"I don't mean to harm you guys, I'm just doing my job."

“It's quite interesting, that they pay you for being a gossip, isn't it?”

•Even so, even those who didn't like you tried to let their guard down in front of you.

•Especially when you talked to them about your work, they found it exciting what you could do, the weapons you could handle, the cases you had heard.

Bert advised you to write a book with all those stories, you promised to take his advice into account.

•But liking them was a problem because they wanted you in their activities outside the dojo, and you should not get involved with those investigated (not professional, and very suspicious for the investigation)

“I think you could steal my job one day, Tory, if you gave yourself the chance.”

“See, Tory, they found you the perfect job.”

“Especially because not having a heart would take you so far.”

“Oh shut up, I would distract everyone with how sexy I would look in that uniform” They laughed.

“Hey Miss Y/N, it looks like she's having fun, reason enough to follow us to the pizzeria.”

“Thank you kid, but they're waiting for me in the office” everyone complained “I'm sorry, I'm sorry, one day it will be.”

"Can you believe it, sensei, she's not going to accompany us."

“I heard that,” he responded as he closed the door.

“Let's move forward sensei, see you Y/N” they said goodbye, you took out your cell phone ready to leave.

"what's that?" Johnny asked, confused about the application on your screen.

“The app to order Didi, are you more into using Uber?

“I'm behind on that, I drive my car, I don't depend on them, and if I did I wouldn't get them through a shiny rectangle” you laughed.

“Very boss of you” at his confused face you explained “it's nothing bad, don't worry.”

“Okay...it seems like we haven't touched your heart yet huh?”

“Getting emotionally involved in these kinds of things can ruin your path, you know this better than anyone.”

“You are more Cobra than any of us”

“is just a facade ,repeat these kinds of things until I force myself to believe them and act on them, but if I'm honest, I'm weaker in emotions than Mitch in the face of life.”

“You don't have to do things you don't want to”

“And the king cobra tells me that, huh?”

“Hey!”

“I want to keep my job and believe me, giving in to emotions is easier than you think, that's why I admire you”

“Just like you,only apparent, we try but it's never enough...even so I agree with you, no one is emotionally weaker than penis breath” you laughed again

“Well, my vehicle has arrived and they are waiting for you there, I will see you later, Mr. Sensei Lawrence.”

“I hope so Y/N” you smiled politely, but when you turned your back to him your smile widened three times, you had to be careful with your emotions.

•Since your work was developing too calmly, the universe was forced to give you complications, Like meeting the man who really caused fear in the place: John Kreese

“Stay right there, lady,” It forced you to brake hard It was the most terrifying welcome you had ever received and you had already been in the middle of a shootout. “Who are you?”

“Y/N, federal agent of the United States Police, the Angeles County,” you composed yourself and showed your badge, bad decision.

"Keep your ranks, in her husband's pants, I was a war veteran, nothing you have to say or show is going to impress me, why are you in my dojo?"

"I investigate everything related to the place, due to the multiple complaints against him...perhaps it is not the best time to say it but thank you for what you did for the country, I always wanted to meet a war hero" you explained. hand, but you quickly realized that he wasn't going to shake it, a little uncomfortable for you

“Heroes do not exist and even less so in war, they are only poor martyrs who believe they are doing something important for a waste of the world and a great filth of people, the smart ones who realize it enter the pitched battle for the survival of the most big to return to the deception they think they call home” you nodded with respect and a little compassion second big mistake “Why exactly have they reported my dojo?”

"They believe it is a breeding ground for the mentally ill, future criminals whose leaders were members of a sect and they indoctrinate them under a sport that supports the teachings of Heath Ledger's joker, you know the thoughts of the old nuns who preach to scare families American conservatives

“Do you think the same?”

“What I think doesn't matter in this case.”

“I'm asking you what you think!!” Everyone looked expectantly, perhaps it was a bit of an illusion to think that after their first exchange of words they would be able to have a calm and private conversation.

“I think that these types of disturbances will always exist in this very liberal world, if it weren't for them it would be someone else, it is impossible to stop them but it would be irresponsible not to even try, so as long as possible I will do my job without questioning the results”

“Society slave huh?”

“At one point or another we all become slaves to the things we consider most important” he let out a sarcastic laugh, you knew how silly that sounded, but you had no tools to battle it.

“We don't like hippies or those in uniform, we consider them enemies,” he said as he walked back and forth with you, it was an intimidation technique, you would not allow anyone, no matter how veteran of a war, to try to subdue you, you kept your gaze firm and You didn't stop looking at him “What are we doing here with the enemies??!!!”

“Strike First Strike Hard No Mercy!!”

You swallowed dryly, without looking at the boys, you fought not to succumb.

“What's going on here?”

“Just knowing the secretary of the federal police agent”

“I'm not a secretary, I'm the federal agent, I told you when I arrived”

“Oh yes, right, it makes sense if you think about it, simple and fruitless jobs for women” He laughed evilly and forcefully at the rage in your eyes, he returned to training the boys, you followed each of his steps.

"Are you OK?"

“Of course, I like meeting guys like him, they remind me of the essence of humanity: 'Fight against themselves'”

“You should stay in my office for today, it won't prevent you from doing your work, you have good eyesight, and the stingray's pained sighs couldn't be heard clearer.”

“I can really deal with him.”

“I don't doubt it Y/N, you don't worry me, yes, believe me, it's a damn nail in the ass” before your look of doubt I ask “Do you trust me?”

Saying Yes: implied that you were putting your emotions into work, he was part of your research, he had no problem harming your work after all he didn't know what you were writing, it could be something useful to close his dojo, you shouldn't trust him him, saying no :was certainly an easy lie to say that wouldn't come out hard credible and that you didn't want to say.

“That’s the office right?” He nodded with a smile, you didn't say anything else.

You took a lot of notes that day, most of them about that old man, you took the first advance to your boss.

“So he's the ringleader?”

"Not now sir, but if he is the mastermind, being the creator and first teacher of the dojo, his methods and teachings have been copied by Mr. Lawrence"

“Who would be a poor victim?” You hated the sarcasm of your bosses, always treating everyone as if they would fall for any emotional manipulation.

“Of course it is not sir, they are both equally guilty, equally questionable, and both have the right to arrest, the only thing that differentiates them is that Mr. Kreese is really dangerous, Mr. Lawrence is a kitten in comparison.” ...in any case my perception does not count, what counts is the evidence”

“Well, Agent Y/N, for a slightly minor case, you have taken it quite seriously. I congratulate you for it. I will review it as soon as possible. Thank you for your work.”

“A pleasure sir”

“Do you think it will go far?” a colleague asked

"The case? "It's hard to say there is evidence, allegations, past and reputation but the judges in Los Angeles have much more serious problems than a bunch of children playing villains with psychotic mentors."

“Well, 4 schedule's, and a memory with more than 50 recordings and photos must be justified, right?” Commented one of your friends there entering the scene

"Who knows"

“You know Y/N, I have always admired you,” another friend commented, walking playfully with her hands behind her back. “Always so focused, so diligent, even with a hottie like this in front.” She showed a photo of the man who could have fallen out of the folder. that you gave to your boss or that could have been stolen by her was like that

“The hell why didn't you tell us he was so handsome.”

"There were no reasons for it, he is the one I'm investigating, I can't be distracted by that frivolity"

“So robotic, I would give up this stupid job for him.”

“Of course you would, you're young, stupid, you've been doing this for 2 years, and you run the station, I would also quit if I worked with donuts and coffee.”

“Haha, so funny, come on, bring out your side, horny woman, she must be somewhere.”

“It never developed,” you replied, amused, fleeing to the kitchen for the donuts and coffee that you had criticized 4 seconds ago.

“You have known most of us for more than 10 years, we have helped you get out of control.”

“Of course they have, now I go to bed at 11:30” your victim tone made everyone laugh.

“Come on, we trust each other, don't be boring, do you think he's handsome?” asked the 17-year-old practitioner.

“Honey, I'm a woman after all, look at how Allyson looked and she's obsessed with our natural scent.””

“Take that image away Jason, it's distracting me from who I am!!”

“With pleasure,” the boy ran away.

“Come back here Jason.”

“Get yours buddy.”

“I'm going to make a photocopy of it.”

“Stop there dear, first of all, the guy doesn't lean towards that side of the sidewalk, second of all he's not sympathetic to new ideas, and third of all the photo should be in a folder, how did you get it Jenny? ”

“I will never tell you that Y/N” he began to rotate the photo, to the half floor of workers who were already involved.

“Do you think you're doing the right thing by ratting him out?”

"Of course, work is work, and I have no intention of ruining the time I need to receive money for breathing every month." "You have like 13 years left and you have worked like 30 million years on this, have some fun"

“No thanks”

“Could you introduce us?”

“It's too old for you, love.”

“Sure, and that's why you're going to stay with him?.”

“The difference is like 4 or 8 years dear, don't compare but don't worry, not interested, you can continue having your strange dreams”

“So, tell me how he flirts with you, maybe finally some of you girls will kiss my ankles.”

eww!” They all complained

“Fine, I'll find better ones” they started bombarding you with questions

“You're going to give me a panic attack, back off, cave people.”

"this picture...?" one asked when she was snatched away by your boss's right hand

“I'll keep it” you all looked at him stunned.

“do you remember? I'm also in the investigation from the federal Y/N. Doesn't it come from the folder you handed in? ” they quickly composed themselves

“Yes sir, what a shame.”

“Well officer, for being a subtle investigator, she took her time, it's a really good photo, she's very dedicated to this, right?” He left without waiting for a response as everyone struggled to contain themselves.

“It's gone, very good, let's go, You can blush now, free yourself, rigid”You acted like you had been given the best news of your life, and it was enough to get everyone back to work.

•After several encounters with Kreese, you came to the conclusion that the problem was not your presence, the problem was the uniform.

•Usually Tory or Aisha managed to take a photo or record a video before you arrived with Kreese in the background so you could mentally prepare yourself, that day you did it but in a different way

“Nothing coming?”

“No sensei, but we have a possible new training partner for Stingray” you were greeted by whistles, and applause dispelling Johnny's confusion.

“Stingray how old are you?

“I am not required to answer questions until my lawyer is present.”

“Well, I hope you're not Saying I look as old as them Suzie.”

“Hey!!!”

“Just kidding, men.”

“So would you like to explain to the class why you are hotter than usual?”

"Excuse me" your offended dramatic tone forced them to laugh "Not wearing my suit does not automatically authorize exceeding the limits: investigated / investigator

“The uniform makes no difference, I would tell you that in front of your boss.” The laughter continued. You hit him on the shoulder, he complained.

“I am not wearing a uniform, I am free to hit the guy who investigated without suffering consequences”

“Okay, you want a duel?”

“I don't go beyond my limits,” he gave you a friendly slap on the back.

“Seriously, Y/N, tell us why you got rid of the uniform.”

“What the hell are they making such a fuss about?!”

“Change of strategy,” you managed to whisper to them. “Good afternoon, Mr. Kreese.”

“Of course the troublemaker…ran away from yoga class?” You shot a quick look at the ones who laughed, and Tory and the girls hit some of them.

“No sir, yoga is not mine”

“She came to take a lesson then?.”

"Of course"

"Oh really?" bang

“Of course,came for that”

“Let's not waste time then.”

“I train her, so that you don't fall behind,” the man laughed.

“I hope you can concentrate” Johnny placed his hand on your back, separating you from the rest.

"Something happens?"

"I have you in this"

"Oh really? "The guy will never leave me alone if you always have to carry my back."

“Does that bother you?”

"Yeah!"

“Okay, rage here” You hit the doll with all your strength.

"Fairly good"

“I am a police officer, I have training”

“Precise blows, only misdirected, try here and twist your hand a little, do you see the difference?”

"Don't get excited, if I use it I could kill someone, and if they caught me I would find a way to link you."

“I don't see the problem, we would share a cell, I could help you take advantage of the opportunity”

“oh! It sucks, creepy guy” you gave him a little kick in the shin and they joked about it.

“Is everything kept professional around here?” The big bad wolf arrived

“Mju” you made a turn and kicked the doll's head fiercely. “Is this okay?”

“Bright and wild”

“Go back to them, I want to see what he has learned so far.”

“No one can learn a lot in a day of training, we have only been there for 15 minutes”

“Then why do you bother trying?” He looked at you before leaving, you nodded at him, and tried to make movements, while the guy looked at you and observed “What she is trying to achieve.”

"Excuse me?"

“You know exactly what I mean.”He implemented his intimidation technique again, he should have known that you would not give in, you returned to your practice with precise, well-directed blows until you bled or until the guy disappeared "her motto... we all have one to act on, ours are not compassion and not losing control of emotions, I thought I heard that they are also Your's"

“That's right, sir.”

“Why did you stop implementing them?”

“Police are supposed to have humanity, it's not what you expect to see in them, but it should be there, and the control of emotions, I don't think I've lost it,” you added in your mind, “yet.”

“What do you think of our dojo?”

“strangely pleasant”

"The students?"

“very welcoming”

“I guess Johnny is on her mind” you stopped the attack to look at him strangely, you really had a problem with this guy's laugh, was there anything about him that wasn't scary? “Do you notice it? no longer the owner of her emotions, because you develop feelings here."

“I don't think that having feelings diverts the direction of my emotions, I'm not going to modify my work for anyone, and for me that's the point”

“The ability of human beings to deceive themselves is incredible” the irritation synchronized with the blow, you left that

"I say the same thing, because there must be some kind of feeling in emotional manipulation, it is easier to manipulate someone who produces a positive feeling in you, even if it is a slight hint of sympathy, young minds are always pleasant in one way or another "What better way to attract them than to make them believe that they are in control of the world when in reality they are following someone else's voice, you know it better than anyone even if you deny it" again it's an irritable laugh, but there was a change in attitude

“You're smart” is not something you haven't heard before, but it really caught you off guard coming from him, you had just said emotional manipulation you remained serious “You could be a great ally if you get rid of this disastrous morality.”

“Thank you, but it's not an offer that interests me” a bottle of water was going right to your face, you hit it to prevent it from hitting you, he caught it and found out later

“I thought it would be good for you, after that hard training you had...we should tell Sensei Lawrence to teach him more about using hands as weapons and, in support, I'm sorry for interrupting.”

“Okay Nichols, conversations that lead to nothing should be interrupted, otherwise you would have done it,” he finally left, you sighed dramatically in relief.

“Thank God and you”

“It's nothing, how do you go about it?”

“Nothing I haven't seen before really.”

“Well, maybe the new combat techniques today will come close to that, come on.”

They really were wild confrontations like the entire animal kingdom fighting each other.

“Miss police doesn't fight?” Kreese asked a distracted Johnny.

“Sure, if she wants”

and of course you wanted to, they placed you with Stingray and Mitch a surprise for everyone, but obviously it was Johnny and he didn't know that decisions like that wouldn't make the girl safe, anyway you destroyed them both.

“God, I'm ready to join the army.”

“Don't go!!”

“Get off of her, she needs to rest, it's for you too sensei” he patted his hands completely placed on your bare shoulders.

“I am giving her support”

“Sure, sure, sir, don't touch me so much.” Turning to the child they took away from you, you said, “I won't have a rest until I get home, come, I like hugs.”

“You were amazing, the same can't be said about you guys”

“Don't be rude, they gave me a wild fight.”

“I would say too much, that movement on his back was illegal Penis Breath,” Johnny alleged.

“what does it matter, sensei Kreese says it is not easy to perceive, all-Valley assured”

“For those who really know how to do it”

“You didn't win with an illegal move, either she is very good or you are very bad.”

“In your case both apply... although more the second”

“Shut-up”

“Leave him alone, they just want to irritate you, from an officer to a karate fighter, I'm telling you, you are atrocious at this, in a good way you would have really beaten me, but I had a similar movement in my training, it almost left me paralyzed, so I learned of the"

“True lies taste good, for those who need it no penis breath”

"Go to hell"

“Enough you two!!”

“He started!”

“Because you deserve it, and before doing the shit Kreese tells you to think about a police officer breaking your ass.”

“You're so hard on him,” you whispered, rolling his eyes and massaging your shoulders. “Woah, that's a change, thanks budd.”

"Whenever you want"

“You're not dragging me to your side.”

“Yes, of course,” he cried with arrogance, you two were the boys' novel.

•It turns out that you had been there for I don't know how long, but you had never reviewed the documentation of the dojo, you mentioned it to Johnny, and he gave you all the papers, but that took you a good part of the afternoon when the boys left, for that reason and but you hated the legal proof of anything

"You have something to do?" He divert your attention from so many or I simply wake you up:Family dinner, date, laundry to do, dog to walk, hanging out with friends, more work, something like that?”

“No, just eat, shower, some TV and 5 hours of sleep, you know, the average boring American thing” he nodded and said nothing else, a little strange you would say, but a little normal if you think about it, you were like 5 hours in those, the question sought to find out if you had reasons to move him, or if you would continue working as slowly as before, that was obvious and that was it, it's not like you expected him to have invited you to go out , nor that you would have responded positively if he had done it (You really wanted to finish that once and for all to get rid of all that dusty feeling)

"sleepy?" You were finally done with that paperwork, Johnny caught you stretching with the satisfaction of a cat.

“None of that for now, just tired of so many numbers and papers, they consume my deficient neurons”

“well...I just understood that you're not sleepy” you couldn't help but laugh for a few seconds, he continued “Which is good, because...I need you awake for this.”

He shortened the distance between you with a kiss, and in a way it altered something in you, because you didn't mentally question the situation, but rather you let yourself go ( ) and things escalated...

So when your consciousness returned to its normal functioning you were lying in one of the practice places that the kids used the least, which is why you could say it was full of dust (perhaps you were exaggerating about the dirt), it was cold and the The man next to you couldn't give you enough shelter with his body no matter how hard he tried, the silence hit you just like the cold, and in a certain way you felt everything and at the same time nothing (that feeling was frequent for you so it didn't alarm you)

“I have never heard you so quiet” you laughed, although you couldn't decipher the error in that sentence, a slight emotion or feeling returned to you, maybe it was a good sign, although your words were a terrible choice.

“I guess I have nothing to say.”

That's where it all ended, you got up and started to organize yourself.

"You go?" There were days when his stupid questions were great, today was not that day

“They are waiting for me at work tomorrow.”

“Heavy meeting?”

"I don't believe it"

“Wait...you hadn't lent your car to...”

“A special operation at the last minute, yes, I love when my work gets into my personal life”

He laughed, it seems like you were still human.

“I'm taking you home” you were going to protest “And before you say 'you don't have to do it, I don't want to bother you' or shit like that, I want to do it more than I have to do it...or whatever you say those things Shit” your stomach clenched in a good way, you had to admit that it happened most of the time the blonde was around, and it had just become your favorite feeling.

"Can?" You asked, pointing to the radio.

"With trust"

That made the trip bearable, they talked at times, and took turns to sing.

"I owe you one"

"Of course not"

“Of course” and this time you ended the conversation...

With a kiss, obviously.

You spent the next few days drowning in your false morality.

You decided to go out with your friends,The atmosphere relaxed you but it didn't distract you, maybe nothing would.

“Oh what's up sweetie,Why so overwhelmed?

“I only had one rule... One damn rule to follow, and it was the first one I broke!!!”

“Oh yes, and which one is it?” one of your friends asked, amused by your dramatic reaction.

“Never throw yourself at those under investigation” Their scandalous laughter took over your poor head

“You can't even say it right instead of 'Throw' your word starts with F and ends in CK, you meant “Never F - uck the sexy research object”

They laughed until they cried, and they didn't stop congratulating you and telling you how proud they were, you knew that this outing wasn't going to make you feel better.

After 'your meeting with sensei' there was a slightly tense atmosphere between you in a good way (His flirtations were much more direct and instead of scolding him, you seemed amused)

The kids obviously noticed them and made the situation as uncomfortable as possible so that they would admit that they were in a relationship like: “Sensei, what do you think are the days that y/n dates?”, “it's too ugly for you see sensei sweating?", "Y/N could we give us the theoretical part sensei, she pay too much attention to everything you do", "Sensei acts like our crazy uncle and you like his embarrassed wife" some were more direct and asked As long as you were going out to everyone you would answer "we're not dating" then Johnny would scold them for bothering you and increase the training, you and the boys wondered if he did it to show that he didn't care about your 'indifference to his feelings'

“Hey Y/N.”

"How's that going?"

"I'm almost done"

“Good, because they are not willing to forgive any piece of pizza” you commented, handing him soda and a slice that you stole from Hawk.

“Thank you, don't worry, they will pay to order addresses during practice time and in my name”

“I thought you were anti-traditionalist”

“I don't know what it means, but what I do know is that karate time is karate time, not distraction time.”

“They are children, it is normal that they do not take anything seriously”

“Well, I want commitment in my dojo, if I can't teach them that, I'm failing as a sensei” you tried to understand both sides.

“I guess their constant jokes are tiring you out.” You were obviously referring to what they were saying about the two of you.

“No, actually I quite like them...but if it bothers you, I can talk to them” you thought about what to respond.

“and our strange situation?”

“Strange situation?”

“Yes, I mean... our terms are not defined, you may be interested in a relationship, and... and... I don't really understand how these things work, but anyway, it's supposed that after what From the documents and the dust we would be on our way to something, and I really don't know what's going through your head after being my Uber. " You confused it a lot but would you speak in code or not speak, There were children here.

“Well, eh, look Y/N, I think it's obvious that I'm attracted to you, but I'm not the best at communicating, so it seemed more disturbing than obvious, I'll tell you now, I'm very attracted to you in every way...ok that sounds disturbing. again, you attract me in a healthy... healthy way? jm I don't have to tell lies, I'm attracted to you in a way that's not obsessive, not disgusting, but in the way of a man." If your unbridled laughter didn't force the boys to gossip about what was happening, that would be why they were holding back.

“Okay, I think I understand your point.”

“Good, and about moving forward and not being defined, I have no problem with it, but at the same time I don't want to pressure you, I shouldn't actually do it, and I hope I didn't do it that night.”

“No, it's not that, I didn't feel pressured to do anything I didn't want to, I just didn't expect it, I guess I'm so focused on the investigation, that it was difficult for me to think that something like this could happen, especially since you're literally the one I'm investigating and...

“Not very professional huh?”

"Exact"

“So... you want to pretend that nothing happened?” he ate a little, giving you time to formulate your response.

“Well, it would be the easiest thing, but I'm not the type of person who accepts trusting someone 'in that way' and just leaves it as an unfinished story, besides... I think I can reciprocate your attraction, sensei”You were surprised to see him blush, maybe your classmates were right when they said that he didn't have the best thoughts about you.

“But keep going, work” You nodded, he also took a few seconds to think “I can wait, I think something great could come out of here”

It was normal that you didn't feel anything many times, but feeling everything in a moment was what you loved most about being alive, and Johnny was the first person to do that.

“Mr. Lawrence, you must be a gift from the universe” you hugged him, taking him by surprise, he recovered quickly and reciprocated, while the boys in the background showed support.

He thought that maybe they thought about eating at the dojo to spend time with you without going beyond the professional part (He was somewhat right) if that was the case, it would be more flexible

After that you disappeared

"News?"

“I arrived,” Tory commented, entering the dojo quite agitated.

“Hello Nichols, good to see you but please, breathe, bring her water” she took half a bottle in one sip, and managed to choke. “If you continue like this you will die soon, we cobras don't get stressed, remember that”

“I'm sorry sensei.”

“That is, that is” he patted her shoulder

“I wanted to tell you to talk to Y/N, finished the investigation on her, it seems that we won't see her here anymore, she asked me to say goodbye to everyone” he try to process it, although the guy didn't notice her, there was disappointment on his face.

“You can send her a message or audio from my cell phone, do you want to call her later?”

“Thank you, but I don't need that, I'll take care of it, but thank you, take a few minutes and then we'll start.” She went to the rest, and she began to stretch.

“What do you think he going to do?” Hawk asked.

“It is impossible to know why Sensei is the most unpredictable man in the world.”

“You should ask him Miguel,”

“It would be very obvious P Breath, I just talked to him and Miguel runs to advise him” Tory responded

“He can handle this” Support Bert

“We lost Y/N and our novel was left unfinished.”

“Maybe sensei will get something better.”

You received a visit

“Hey Hey There, Mr. Lawrence, thank you for reminding me why those investigated do not obtain private information from those who investigate them, if you were a psychopath, it would be very bad if I still do not have my will written” he smiled

“Nice way to greet Y/N.”

“You know how I am, what brings you here?”

“Well, the officer who has been extracting information from me about my dojo, my students and my thoughts for 6 months just leaves without saying goodbye, I needed to know why” you closed the door

“I'm sorry, we don't usually notify, it has to do with the private part of the investigation, keeping our distance, and those types of terms that seal the work”

“It's too bad that it's like this, because the dojo misses his favorite person.”

“I the favorite person?”

“Yep, the kids don't even walk past where you were sitting, they say it's a sacred space.”

“You're making fun of me!!” You accused between laughs.

“Not at all... Now that the investigation is over you can spend time with us right?” you sighed sadly.

“No, in fact, it would increase suspicion, believe it or not, the police department has lifeless thugs scattered throughout Los Angeles, who feed themselves by ruining the search career, with oversights to the norm like those”

“I didn't understand anything, but if it sounds serious, I know we'll end up looking there anyway.”

"Maybe but not for now, I'm going to miss you a lot, at least I can communicate with the kids through Tory, so maybe I was going to miss you a little more... and in a different way" that was all What he needed to know, he rushed to kiss you, you held his cheeks with both hands, leaning a little against the door, while he rested his hand against the frame.

“Well, he hasn't changed anything, he's still a man of few words.”

“That's right, I've always liked action more, and I think I gave you a good reason to let me in.” he played with the loose strands of your hair, they both smiled.

"Oh yes, especially for my Unemployed neighbors and the children who deserve to grow up without trauma.”

You were opening the door, a thought invaded your mind, you didn't let him in immediately.

“I hope you know that I am not altering my reports.” He look at you a little strangely, but answered quickly and with a tone as if it were too obvious.

“I care about you more than the dojo”That was all you needed to know. you sighed in relief, it was your turn to kiss him.

They were both surprised by how easy you became after that.

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xxxiii: Trust

"Can't you guys trust me?"

"Noup!"

"Last time we trusted you, you tried to blow yourself up along with Russo and his limousine," Kate replied, her end of the call was noisy as hell.

"You're talking out loud about your super secret plan in the middle of an L.A. street?" Cat asked in annoyance. "And you don't trust me?"

"If the street's busy, the fewer the chances of the wrong person hearing me. That's just how it works."

"It's true," Harley said from his end of the call.

"Okay, geniuses, if you're so smart then I'm guessing you know where Kraven is already?"

"His pretty mansion," Harley replied. "That he paid with hard and honest work."

"Is it the one he bought from Dmitri?"

"Nah, that one got busted by Nat's squad. This one's bigger, and it's in the country," a crunch let her know Harley was currently eating. "Same state as us."

Cat tensed. "What?"

"Westchester County."

"That's north," she looked out her window "He could get to me in less than a day."

"Yeah, but something tells me he's waiting for you."

"Harley has a theory," Kate sighed.

"I would love to hear it," Cat said sarcastically.

"Good! Because you're going to," he replied. "Two words: Behavioural mimicking."

"Three words! What-about-it?"

"Kraven knows your weakness is the core of your powers. You mimic too well. When he put that collar on you this last time, he wasn't hoping the switch inside your brain would go feral, he just wanted you to be weak and vulnerable. Why was that, Stray?"

"The weaker my body, so is my mind," she replied, understanding his point right away. "Harder to control my behavioral mimicking if I can't heal right or think straight."

"It explains why our first plan backfired on you," Kate said. "He knew that you would chase after them even if it killed you because you'd started to mimic his methods. He would've killed you hadn't been for that other Spider-man."

"He knows your fighting techniques by heart," Harley sighed. "Now, don't get mad at me... but a dormant part of your brain has Kraven rooted into it, and the moment you get close to him, it awakens as a survival instinct. He'll know how to take you down because he knows himself better than you do."

"But I'm stronger!"

"That doesn't mean anything. Brains are better than muscle, you taught me that, remember?" Kate said. "You have triggers, Cat, and he knows all of them. He pulls the right one..."

"And you're dead," Harley said.

"So what am I supposed to do? Should I just stand there while he tries to kill me?" Cat paused, then she sat back on her bed and stared at the wall in realization. "Am I your bait?"

There was a split second of silence. Kate blurted out her response. "Well, it's what you always wanted!"

"Kate!"

"She deserves to know! And honestly, it's better if she knows, otherwise, she'll get mad while it's happening, and her mind could slip easier."

"That is not the point, Cat's a controlling —"

"Guys," Cat spoke out. "It's a good idea. I'll do it."

After another second of silence, then it was Harley's time to break it. "You mean it?"

She leaned against her headboard, allowing Felix to climb while she petted him. "For all I know, Harley's theory is correct. I don't want to play Kraven's game, so maybe I... I can't be the one who fixes this."

"There's no need to sound so disappointed," Kate tried to cheer her up. "We all know that if you could you would do it in no time, you and Kurt are amazing heroes— And we still need you to help us with something, so you won't be completely out of the fight."

Cat was having good progress when it came to re-learning to be part of a team, fighting against this plan felt like moving backward, so she had to push through it. "Is Kurt bait as well, or do you trust him more than me?"

"He can be bait or help us, it's up to him."

"I see, blue privileges," she joked. "What do you need me to do, then?"

"You won't like it."

"Probably."

"We need you to copy Kraven before we go, and look through his memories," Kate said. "Find his weaknesses."

"It'll be okay, Stray," Harley eased her. "We won't let anything happen to you, we promise."

"We know you can take care of yourself, anyway. So we do trust you can do this on your own?"

"Yeah, I can," Cat sighed. "Let's try out your plan."

Parker visited exactly two weeks after his prior visit. When she pointed that out he teased her. "You've been keeping count?"

Cat pinched the bridge of her nose, but she was actually trying not to smile. "I told you not to come all the time!"

"It's spring break!"

Cat snorted. "Listen, I know there's no point, but I do want to ask you," she turned on the couch to face him. "Does crime increase when you're out of the picture?"

"Actually, I think it makes them paranoid," he said with amusement, propping his arm on the back of the couch to mimic her pose. "If I'd known that not showing up for a whole day would make them even more scared, I would've done it sooner!"

"What do you mean by paranoid?" She grinned. "They think you'll materialize behind them if they shoplift like some kind of Krampus?"

"I have this cop friend, Dewolff, she says when I'm not around and they drive 'round the city the sketchy guys always look like they're waiting for me to show up from behind a dumpster."

Cat laughed. "That's the Parker luck. Wish that was my case too."

"Not everyone can be a Parker, only the hottest people on every earth," he replied with a huge grin on his face.

"But you're friends with a cop?" Cat made a face "That's not very hot of you. It is a big red flag, though."

"Not like you're planning to date me," his face inched closer, and the rest of his body followed.

"Still, I make a point of not fraternizing with the enemy."

Parker raised a brow. "I thought the hunter was your enemy."

"People who want me to work for free are my enemy," she clarified with a shrug. "Same difference."

He snorted. "Well, Dewolff is really nice, and she respects Spider-man."

"Oh, good for Officer Dewolff!" She replied sarcastically. "Would she still respect you knowing what I know?"

Parker frowned. "I'm not sure I wanna know what you mean by that."

Cat held onto Parker's arm propped behind her head and leaned forward, she brushed his nose with hers. "Does she know Spider-man ends his day of crime-fighting deeds having salt crackers and apple juice as his super healthy dinner?"

Parker laughed so hard he moved back by impulse. "It's not always that!"

"Not so glamorous now," she smiles and pokes his belly. "I'll make sure to tell her next time I visit."

He paused. "Next time?"

She realized her mistake too late. "If I ever visit."

Parker's shit-eating grin was enough response, but as usual, he taunted her. "That's not what you said."

"I don't know what you mean."

"I think you do."

It was awesome to have Parker come and distract her from time to time. He was good to her, and more importantly, he was good for her, she had the feeling Parker's presence lessened the anxiety Harley and Kate's plan poured on her when she was left alone.

"Are you here to correct the way I talk or to have fun?"

"I'm having fun," he shrugged with the same expression as before.

She scoffed, abandoning her seat. "Laugh all you want, then. I'll be in my room."

Parker got up right away. "You started it!" He laughed. "With your salt cracker jokes and anti-cop agenda..."

"Everyone is so easy to wind up but everything slips of you like you don't even hear it," she pouted. "Not even the Peter from this world is like that, I'm frustrated."

"Have you noticed how you no longer call him your Peter?" He asked, casually wrapping his arms around her waist and pulling her closer as they got to the bedroom.

It was true, she didn't call him her Peter when she mentioned him, in her mind both Spiders had ways to be distinguished now. "I'll go back to it if you piss me off," she wrapped her arms around his shoulders and pulled the ends of his hair playfully.

"I'll shut up then," he pecked her lips before sweeping her off her feet and carrying her to the bed. "For now..."

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[surreality51]

Roger Federer and High Empathy

There’s a throwaway detail on page 11 in The Master where Christopher Clarey writes, “Federer is an empath, constantly registering the feelings and energy in the stadium, the street, the room, the backseat.”

There have been a bazillion articles written about Federer’s elegance, warmth, grace, and ability to talk to anyone and make them think he’s genuinely interested. Critics (if any exist) and supporters alike agree: he’s a really nice guy.

But there’s a difference between being a caring/empathetic person versus being an empath. It’s the same difference between being a smart person and a genius—it’s a matter of degree, yes, but also of quality and nature. A genius is an extremely smart person, but the quality of their intelligence is often different. They may make intuitive or creative leaps that a smart person cannot. Genius is part of their nature—they are born that way, and they can harness their genius through careful practice. A smart person can become smarter through hard work, but you can’t really become a genius. Your brain just doesn’t work the same way.

Empaths are the same: they are born that way, and they can hone their empathy through practice or intentional strategies. Most people can become more empathetic, but they cannot become an empath. Empaths can make intuitive leaps that a regular empathetic person cannot. And—like geniuses who often come with baggage or foibles—there are sometimes negative aspects to their nature that they have to deal with.

Does Clarey actually mean to call Federer an empath?

There’s scant research on whether empaths really exist or if it’s just pop psychology. Do a Google search of “empath” and you get a bunch of recycled trash articles. But despite the lack of info available in this area, I fall on the side that believes empaths are real and that they’re different from “normal” people.

Why?

Because my husband is an empath.

My husband and I met in 1999 and started dating in 2001. We got married in 2010. I believe empaths are real because I’ve observed one, lived with one, talked to one, and watched him deal with having unusually high empathy for over 20 years. For obvious reasons, that throwaway line in The Master jumped out at me. I began wondering if Roger is actually an empath or if he’s just an empathetic person.

Now, I understand that every empath is different, just like every person with ADHD or giftedness may exhibit their neurodiversity differently. Just because my husband and Roger Federer are both empaths (supposedly) doesn’t mean they share all the same traits. Their different histories, backgrounds, dispositions, personalities, or psychological traits may affect how they express their empathy. For example, my husband is an introvert while Federer is an extrovert, which may have different implications for their empathy. However, there are at least some commonalities among people with ADHD or giftedness or, in this case, high empathy, so I think it’s still an interesting exercise to use my experience to discuss why Roger Federer might be an empath and how that might affect his tennis game.

(FWIW, I’ve previously written about my husband’s empathy in this post, comparing his traits to the character Will Graham--a fictional empath--from NBC’s Hannibal)

Clues that Roger may be an empath

Let’s look at some common indicators that a person may be an empath and consider whether Roger displays any of them.

Sensitivity to people and environment: if you listen to Roger talk, you’ll notice that he sometimes talks about the “energy” of a room or the energy of people he meets. It’s very common for an athlete to talk about the energy of a crowd or the excitement of fans—that’s normal and in and of itself doesn’t mean they’re an empath. More indicative would be when someone talks about “feeling the energy” of people, like when Roger says so-and-so has “good energy.” My husband also talks about the feeling that he gets from people, whether it’s positive energy like warmth, authenticity, contentment, and happiness or negative energy like anxiety, frustration, tension, etc. He can generally get a feel for someone very quickly, and he can oftentimes feel their energy from across the room without even having to talk to them. There are multiple indicators that Federer is sensitive to people and environment—talking about the “energy” of people/environment, avoiding negative energies (taking private jet to avoid airport crowds, switching his dentist when he expressed doubt about Federer’s ambitions) and adept at reading people (his personable nature, his ability to work a room full of CEOs). None of these by themselves prove that Federer is an empath. There are logical alternative reasons why he makes these choices—if you’re rich enough to afford private jet travel, why wouldn’t you do that to avoid the airport security line and gawking passengers? His social ability could be more due to his extroversion and self-confidence than empathy. But they’re at least not contraindications.

Emotional overwhelm: on several occasions, Federer has addressed why he gets so emotional after a high-pressure match. He’s practically as famous for crying on camera—whether in victory or defeat—as he is for his elegance and grace. What’s interesting is that he has said that it’s not necessarily out of happiness or grief, but more as a release after being the focus of 20,000 people for 2-4 hours. Again, empaths are very sensitive to energy, so if you could imagine 20,000 people directing their attention and energy at an empath for a couple of hours, it could cause them to overflow. Does Federer’s tendency to cry mean he’s an empath? It’s not conclusive—lots of people cry after a Grand slam final after all—so this by itself doesn’t make a slam-dunk argument.

The type of people he surrounds himself with: because empaths are so sensitive to people’s energy and emotions all the time, it’s likely that they will prefer to surround themselves with positive, relaxed, warm people. Being around someone who is high energy or anxious or negative or trying too hard is draining for most people, but especially empaths. If you look at the type of people Roger surrounds himself with—Severin Luthi, Mirka, Pierre Paganini—you’ll notice several commonalities. They tend to be prefer the background to the spotlight, have quiet but earnest demeanors, appear laid back, supportive, and positive. None of them are mercurial, aggressive, loud, attention-seeking, etc. (or at least not in public). Again, this in and of itself doesn’t mean that Federer is an empath—many people prefer to hang out with more low-key, relaxed people—but it’s a characteristic that is in line with an empath’s needs.

Ability to intuit people’s motivation: there’s an interview (I can’t find it now) where Federer is asked how he chooses his team members and he mentions having to read people’s motivation and determining if someone was being authentic or if they were just seeing him as a good thing that they want to be along for the ride with. This is a common scenario for any moderately successful person and especially so for celebrities. Federer seems to have had good luck—or perhaps more than just luck?—when it comes to selecting his team. There aren’t any stories of acrimonious fallouts, betrayal, or drama within his team. Most have been with him for over a dozen years. He swaps out his coaches most often, and even there, we don’t hear stories of bad blood afterward. Of course, part of it is luck: it just so happened that Pierre Paganini was hired as a fitness trainer by the tennis center where Federer trained in his teens. But part of it could also be an ability to recognize competence, excellence, integrity, and authenticity in others. This is a trait that many successful people have, so it’s not exclusive to empaths, but having an unusually high ability to read other people can likely give you an edge in identifying important people early on and snatching them up for your team if and when you run across them.

Marital fidelity: okay, this is may be controversial, but by my husband’s own admission, high empathy may make you less likely to engage in infidelity. This is for two reasons:

1. if you’re an empath, you are keenly aware of other people’s emotions and motivations, so it’s easy to tell when someone is attracted to you for the wrong reasons (say, because you’re a rich and famous tennis player). My husband, who is not rich and famous but who I’d say is above-average looking, had his fair share of girls going after him in high school. He could tell which ones actually liked him because of his sense of humor, his laid-back attitude, and his personality versus the ones who wanted to get to him just to see if they could, or to make another guy jealous, or because they had daddy issues, or a whole host of other reasons. He could’ve slept with any of these girls—and what teenage boy doesn’t want to get girls?—but because he could sense the issues/drama/trauma behind these girls’ motivations—issues that sometimes the girls themselves might not be consciously aware of—he steered clear of them. Being an empath made him less likely to be tempted by hot girls throwing themselves at him because he could read and feel the emotional baggage some of them carried and that made him disinclined to add to it by using them (because he’s a nice guy) or get anywhere near them (because he could feel their internal issues physically radiating off them like a repelling ray).

2. if you’re an empath who feels other people’s emotions deeply, then you’re less likely to engage in infidelity because you’d not only be hurting the person you love, but you’d also be able to feel their pain acutely as your own. Obviously this dissuades normal people from cheating too, but for an empath, any emotional pain you might cause rebounds on you like 100000%. It’s a pretty big disincentive.

There have been no reports of infidelity in Federer’s case. Does this mean he’s an empath? No, but from my understanding among high-profile athletes, being in a steady, committed, long-term relationship with someone you met before you got famous is not unheard of but also not the most common. There’s certainly no shortage of the opposite: playboy athletes who go through groupies like they go through socks. He’s probably in the minority here.

Side note: It’s interesting to note that there are no reports of first loves prior to Mirka. This doesn’t necessarily mean Federer wasn’t in relationships before. But he was very young, only 18, when he started dating Mirka, so it’s unlikely that he had a long string of girlfriends beforehand. It’s interesting to me only in the sense that I was only my husband’s third girlfriend, and we also got into a committed relationship very early on (I was 18, he was 19). Is this an empath thing? Maybe. It could also be luck—luck that Roger and Mirka were both at the Sydney Olympics, luck that my husband and I got assigned to sit next to each other in high school science class.

Need to get away and recharge: much has been written about Federer’s need to occasionally escape his high-profile life by going on vacation. I wasn’t even going to include this in the list, because it’s a common thing for both empaths and pretty much every human being on this planet, but sure, why not add it to the list.

Conclusion

So is Roger Federer actually an empath? Who knows. But all the visible signs point to someone who is at least highly empathetic and a nice guy, and there are no signs that rule out him being an empath.

In Part II, I’ll proceed on the assumption that Federer is actually an empath and discuss how some of this might help him in tennis, a notoriously cerebral and psychological sport.

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[whereareroo]

“SMART PEOPLE”

WF THOUGHTS (1/7/24).

I’m right about 99% of the time. That’s one of the things that I like about myself. I’m a smart guy. I’m humble too.

There are a bunch of folks on Wall Street who claim to be smart people. Most of them have a PhD and other advanced degrees. They work at important financial institutions like Morgan Stanley, Citibank, Bank of America, and Goldman Sachs. All of these smart people make way more than a million dollars every year. Some of them make $5,000,000. They spend all of their time studying trends in the financial markets and the historical performance of financial markets. Their job is to predict movement in the markets. Where will the markets be in 6 months? Where will they be in 12 months? Investors are supposed to listen to these smart people and invest accordingly.

The S&P 500 is the most important stock index in the world. At the start of every year, the smart Wall Street folks predict where it will end up at the end of the year. Investors are supposed to use those predictions to make investment decisions.

When 2023 started, the S&P stood at 3,839. Most of the Wall Street geniuses predicted that it would be flat for the year and pretty much end at the same spot. Morgan Stanley and Citibank predicted that the S&P would end 2023 at 3,900. Bank of America and Goldman Sachs predicted that it would end at 4,000.

So what happened? The S&P ended 2023 at a whopping 4,769. Almost all of the geniuses were wrong. Their predictions were wildly inaccurate. They missed by a mile. They said the S&P was going to be flat, and it rose by more than 20%. I guess they’re not so smart after all. Smart people shouldn’t miss the mark by 20%.

Isn’t it a hoot when smart people fail at their job? Wouldn’t you like to be able to fail at your job and still get paid $1,000,000?

Now you know why I totally ignore the year-to-year predictions from the financial geniuses. Instead, I rely upon the irrefutable fact that the long term direction of the markets is up. I don’t really care where the markets will be in 12 months. Based on irrefutable historical data, I know that it’s extremely likely that the markets will be up substantially in 5 years. In 10 years, they’ll be up even more. If you’re going to be in the markets, you need to be in for the long haul. You need to ignore the short term swings, and you certainly shouldn’t put much weight on the predictions from the “smart” people on Wall Street.

[akkivee]

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[shemarmooresfedora]

A Bump in the Road

Summary: You and Spencer had kept your relationship a secret from the team until something changed your plans.

Pairing: Spencer Reid x Fem!Reader

Content/Warnings: brief mentions of a case but other than that, just pure fluff!

Word Count: 1.5k

A/N: this is the first of my 3 fics for me and @samuel-de-champagne-problems 500 follower co-celebration! the prompts for both of us today were: Accidental Pregnancy, Reader/Spencer looking for excuses to hold the other’s hand, “I need to talk to you…like right now”. To see her fic today and our upcoming prompts: click here!

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“Prentiss, Morgan, you go to the neighborhood of the victims. Y/L/N, Reid, go downtown and just look around for anything strange,” Hotch stated, “I need you all to look casual while scoping out the area so try to look like normal citizens and don’t flash your badges.”

Derek raised his shades to put them on but Gideon gently grabbed his arm to stop him, “Less official.”

Emily let out a chuckle, “Let’s go, Morgan.”

“You ready, Spence?” you grabbed the keys.

“Yes, lov- ,” he played it off as a cough, “Yes, Y/L/N.”

“That was a close one,” Spencer said as he adjusted his satchel as you walked out of the police department together.

“You’re the one who keeps almost calling me ‘love’ in the conference room in front of the whole team! And on the jet!” you added with a giggle.

“It’s not my fault!” he insisted, “My brain short-circuits whenever I look at your beautiful face.”

“You’re hard to stay mad at,” you playfully rolled your eyes.

You and Spencer had been dating for about 4 months now. You decided to keep it a secret from the team until your six month anniversary. You didn’t need the teasing at the beginning of your relationship when things were still a bit new and awkward. But now, you both had said ‘I love you’ and you were practically living at his apartment when you weren’t away on cases. It was perfect.

-

You and Spencer were walking down the sidewalk downtown, looking for anyone who seemed to fit the profile.

“Hmmm we seem too official,” you smiled, grabbing his hand, “I guess we have to act like a happy couple. You know, just for the case.”

“Yep, just for the case,” Spencer squeezed your hand, leaning down to give you a kiss on the cheek.

“For the case,” he grinned.

You cupped his cheeks and pulled him back in for a much longer kiss on the lips.

“For.” you planted butterfly kisses along his jawline, “The.” another kiss, “Case.”

Spencer opened his mouth to speak but was cut off by the sound of his phone buzzing in his pocket.

“Hotch,” he said before swiping accept and putting it on speaker phone, “Hey Hotch. You’ve got me and Y/L/N.”

“Morgan and Prentiss caught the unsub trying to grab another victim off the street. They fit the profile to a tee. We’re bringing them in for questioning but we’ll take shifts. You and Y/L/N can go back to the hotel and get some rest first.”

“Alright, thanks Hotch,” Spencer hung up the phone.

“Oh I think there’s one more thing we have to do when we get back to the hotel room…for the case,” you winked, pulling him back to the SUV with your hands still interlocked.

-

You were in the bathroom stall of the sixth floor, anxiously bouncing your legs up and down.

The timer on your phone started vibrating, indicating the time was up. You stared at the stick in front of you, waiting to be flipped over.

You flipped it over quickly like ripping off a band-aid. Two lines. The second one was faint but definitely there. You were pregnant. 5 months into a relationship with Spencer.

You rolled the test up in toilet paper before placing it in your purse. You washed your hands and splashed some cold water on your face. You took a deep breath before walking back into the bullpen like you hadn’t just received life-altering news.”

You grabbed a random file from your desk as you passed by and approached Spencer’s desk. He looked up from his paperwork with a soft smile as he saw you coming.

“I need to talk to you…like right now,” you whispered, “About the Johnson case,” you spoke a little louder so no one would question what you two were whispering about.

Spencer began to stand and grab his jacket to follow you but Penelope came charging into the room, grabbing you by the arm and pulling you towards her bat cave.

“Actually, Penelope, I have to ask Spencer some questions about a case. I’ll come find you in a bit.”

Spencer nodded to back you up.

“Trust me, the news I have is wayyy more important,” Penelope continued to tug at you.

“Penelope, I really need to finish this. Just give me the highlights now,” you resisted her pull.

“I found a pregnancy test box in the bathroom and I didn’t find the stick. I’m no profiler but usually people would only keep the test with them if it’s positive,” she confessed, “Someone on this floor is pregnant!”

Your eyes widened and you mentally slapped yourself on the forehead. How could you forget to throw the box away?

You made eye contact with Spencer, shooting him a sheepish grin as if to say ‘surprise?!’

Penelope started to drag you along again but Spencer grabbed a hold of your other arm.

“Actually, Hotch really needs her to get this done, Garcia. I promise she’ll be over as soon as we finish it.”

Penelope and Spencer were engaged in an intense staring battle with you in the middle.

“Ugh, fine! I’ll just have to gossip with Morgan! Now you don’t get to know all my theories,” Penelope huffed.

“I’m sorry, Penelope. I’ll make it up to you at lunch tomorrow.

As she clicked away with her high heels on, Spencer pulled you into a supply closet.

“You’re pregnant?!” he asked.

“Um, yeah I am. I understand if this isn’t what you want though, it’s not really the timing either of us had in mind,” you spoke softly, rubbing your arm.

Spencer pulled you in for a hug, “I’m happy if you’re happy. I’ll support whatever decision you make. I can schedule you an appointment at the clinic and I’ll be right by your side the whole time. But if you do decide to have this child, have no doubt that I will be there every step of the way with you in raising them.”

“I think I’m going to keep it,” you smiled softly.

“We’re having a baby?” Spencer beamed.

“You’re gonna be a dad, Spence.”

The closet door swung open, revealing a confused Anderson.

“I don’t know why this is so emotional for you, Reid. We’re out of paper clips,” you crossed your arms as Spencer wiped his happy tears away.

Anderson grabbed some extra staples and scurried out of the closet.

“Most women tend to find out they’re pregnant from 4 to 7 weeks and we’ve been together for 15,” Spencer stated.

“Even your sperm is smart. They managed to get past my birth control so quickly,” you laughed.

-

You and Spencer decided to wait to tell the team until the end of your first trimester. After that, you couldn’t put it off any longer because you were beginning to show slightly if you wore tight shirts. Also, it was killing Spencer to have to pretend that his child was not inside your tummy all day.

You tried to schedule ultrasounds before or after work but sometimes one of you would have to take the day off in advance for ‘a family thing’ while one of you would mysteriously ‘fall ill’ the day of.

Your doctor had just given you the all clear that the baby was perfectly healthy at the end of the first trimester so you were ready to tell the team.

You wore a tight shirt with a jacket over it for the announcement. You let go of Spencer’s hand right before he entered the bullpen.

“See you on the other side,” you winked before sneaking off to the other entrance of the round table room.

You heard Spencer ask if everyone could join him in the conference room for a special announcement.

“What’s all this about, Kid?” Derek asked.

“I have been dating someone for just over 7 months now and she is amazing, beautiful, smart, kind, and I love her so so much. We found out about two months ago that she is pregnant. We actually just got back from the final ultrasound of the first trimester,” Spencer announced.

The team was speechless for about a minute.

“Congratulations,” Hotch finally spoke for everyone.

“WHO IS IT?” Penelope asked.

“She’s actually right out here. I have a feeling you’ll like her,” Spencer smiled.

You stripped off your jacket so your belly bump was on full display as you entered the room.

“Hi guys,” you waved as Spencer wrapped his arms around you from behind and planted a kiss on the top of your head.

The team erupted into gasps and cheers.

“You…and her???” Derek couldn’t seem to process this new information, “How did a group of profilers miss this?”

“Because my boyfriend is a genius,” you grinned up at him, giving him a quick peck on the cheek.

“No, my girlfriend is way smarter. She scheduled all of the ultrasounds and how to get the time off,” Spencer smiled down at you.

“Okay, we’re both geniuses so the baby will be a genius too,” you concluded.

Spencer bent down to give your belly a kiss as the team ‘aww’ed.

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[blackacre13]

Can you do a college Lou/Debbie where Debbie is struggling with her classes and Lou helps tutor her (idk I just have this feeling that despite not studying a lot- Lou has this natural gift for certain subjects📚)

“Contrary to what you’d like, Danny and I weren’t bred in a lab to be identical geniuses!” Debbie hissed into the receiver. “And why do you even care now? Because I flunked something? Because I failed at something? You’ve never given a shit before. But now what? I’ve gone and ruined the Ocean name, right? Not like I blew a job or lost a contact. I failed an exam, dad. An exam. Jesus.”

Debbie slammed the pay phone down against the hook, her fingers smashing into the metal as she let out a grunted curse, shaking her fingers up and down before sinking to the floor and bursting into tears.

“No good, lousy, son of a bitch prick!” She yelled, throwing her textbook down the hallway, turning away as it ricocheted towards the wall, leaving a scuff.

“Think you dropped this,” a gentle voice chuckled.

“More like threw it as far away from me as possible,” Debbie growled, trying to blink away her tears as she wiped her sleeve against her nose.

“Boy trouble?” The other girl asked stepping closer, weathered Doc Martens appearing in line with Debbie’s unmarked suede boots.

“Yeah,” Debbie scoffed. “My father.”

“Used to have one of those,” the blonde sighed, sinking down on the floor beside Debbie as she placed the surrendered textbook on her lap. “Before he up and left. From the sound of that call, maybe it’s better that way.”

“Maybe,” Debbie frowned.

“Want to talk to a stranger about it?”

“I don’t do friends,” Debbie responded, hoping to sound bitter or cold, but only feeling sad instead.

“How about a partner?” The blonde smirked, sticking her hand out as Debbie shook it reluctantly. “I’m Lou.”

“Debbie.”

“I shouldn’t have been ease dropping,” Lou sighed, offering a sheepish grin. “I was just grabbing a soda and—“

“Where’s the soda?” Debbie smirked, looking up into Lou’s eyes, something flashing past them for a moment before it disappeared.

“Something distracted me,” Lou grinned, unfazed. “Someone.”

“What?” Debbie laughed, looking amused. “You’ve got a thing for hysterical brunettes?”

“And what if I did?” Lou asked, raising an eyebrow. Testing the water.

“Listen, I’m not going to pretend I don’t see how hot you are—“

“Bold,” Lou nodded with a laugh. “I’m even more intrigued now. But?”

“But unless you’re a genius then….”

“I don’t know about genius,” Lou shrugged. “But I’ll be graduating summa cum laude this spring.”

“Top five percent of the class?” Debbie laughed, shaking her head. “Could be valedictorian.”

“Could be,” the blonde sighed. “Asked not to be considered even if the grades are there.”

“Why’s that?” Debbie frowned, her nose wrinkling.

“I like to fly under the radar.”

“You could stand to flunk a test or two then,” Debbie grinned.

“Maybe you could give me some pointers,” Lou smirked. “Too soon?”

“No,” Debbie groaned, her head falling back against the wall. “It’s true. I’m street smart. No doubt about it. You want me to count cards in Vegas or plot the perfect crime. But trig? Biochem? Fuck it.”

“I’d like to know more about this perfect crime,” Lou grinned, offering her hand out once more as she jumped up

“Buy a girl dinner and help her pass a test first,” Debbie laughed, standing up as Lou swung her in closer.

“Done,” the blonde whispered.

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[rcksmith]

Geniuses — Five Hargreeves

Request: “Hi! I am just the annon that recently sent the request 3,11,16 and 22. You asked what I wanted, I forgot to put that I got them from the “fluff” prompt list. I am so sorry!! And don’t worry! It’s not your fault I didn’t see the list 😂😂 but thank you so much! I really like your fics and your writing style so much! 🥺🥺💖💖”

Fluff prompts:

3“You’re staring again.”

11. “Wow- you look…amazing.”

16. “I love you. You enormously stubborn pain in the ass.” 16. “I heard that!” 1 .“You were supposed to!”

22. “well the probability of that is 0, but you go ahead”

A/N: We not tolerate any pedophilia here !!

I write about Five with their 20s. I write the same about the characters of Harry Potter.

Haha love, it’s okay💖💖 i hope you like, because I really like to writing tis. Thank you for resquest. Love u❤️

English is not my first language, so I so sorry if have a mistake.

Requests are open. Love you ❤️

Couple: Five Hargreeves/Fem! Reader.

Warnings: nothing, just bad words and fluff.

(gif not mine)

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It was fun to think that Five never had an equal opponent, someone as smart, canny, sarcastic and ironic as he. Five Hargreeves was always used to being the smartest person in the room, always being the one with the quickest response on the tip of his tongue.

And, well, it was fun to think that it all went up in the air when you showed up.

You were cruelly intelligent, able to correct errors in Five's math equations, sarcastic and always had a cheeky smile on your face. You weren't used to being underneath, which is why when Five wanted to show that he was better than you, well, you wouldn't give up.

But unlike the time traveler, you didn't have super powers, you weren't extraordinary, you didn't have any skills, but that didn't stop you from being equal to him in every other way.

Whenever Five wanted to come out on top with the argument that he had powers and you didn’t, you raised an eyebrow, looked at him as if he had made a basic math mistake, and said: “I don’t need powers, I’m a genius, you should try to be one too.” And it made him furious, and, truth be told, you just liked to tease him too.

But just as the two of you had personality differences, the ability to handle emotions and people well was different from Five. You were kind, funny and wanted to make people comfortable around you. Being a genius didn't mean you shouldn't be a nice person, and Five usually forgot about it.

As you and Five spent more time together, it became clear that you two were no longer able to stay away from each other. Five liked (secretly) to have someone to really talk to. Someone that understood and followed his line of reasoning, that understood the equations he did, and that considered him a genius instead of crazy with some reasoning.

Being with you was like, for Five, meeting another human being in a dog-only world, and when he kind of told you that in other words, you laughed out loud and said: “Or how to find an equal sign in an equation.” And that's when he felt his heart pounding for you.

Five remembered when you beat him in chess for the first time, no one had ever done it before, and he agreed to play with the full awareness that he was going to win again. Well, that is not what happened.

When you checkmate his king, Five was stunned. He leaned over the board, looking at the pieces as if they had created a head. And you laughed, leaned back in your chair in a victorious smile.

“This is impossible.”

“it's actually just intelligence, why don't you use it now and then?” You were kidding, it was obvious, you couldn't stand hurting people and Five knew it. The dynamics of the two of you who were exchanging barbs.

“You must have stolen or something, this is very much your style” He returned, eyes on you as you laughed “Let's play again and I will give you a the most brutal defeat.”

“Well the probability of that is 0, but you go ahead” You accepted, first because you wanted to show that you would beat him as many times as possible, and second because there was nothing you liked more than spending time with Five.

The matches started, and you won every time. And when the sunset and the breeze was cold, you and Five looked at each other, with the peach rays of the sun illuminating their faces, and the mutual smile they gave out sweetly.

He were really enjoy the game and you knew that, and he knew you not just want the victory. You two know Just more matches would make you spend more time together. And... Five didn't remember if anyone ever really engaged in a game just to want to be around him.

But things really got more real and serious when Vayna asked you to go to one of her violin performances too. And, well, you wore a long, red dress, firm in all the right places, and Five couldn't get his eyes off you just one second.

It was as if, when he saw you, all the equations in his life had been solved. And a single thought rang in his mind: “I want her”

And the certainty of that was absolute. He wanted you as an overwhelming force, which shook his whole body. He needed you like needed oxygen. And there was no way to deny that anymore.

But it all happened in a fraction of a second, and you had just chosen that moment to approach him and ask:

“So, how am I look? Are you going to make a little joke about berries or something?” You laughed.

But Five could think of nothing but that if there were the personification of sin and perfection, it would be you. He looked at you as a whole, a fucking beautiful woman with a fucking brilliant mind. You are incredible and he had no other adjectives for you.

“Wow- you look… amazing.” You felt all the intensity and truth in that sentence, and your heart pounded in your chest.

For, truth be revealed, you had dressed up for him. Because wanted him to think you were beautiful. Because you thinking him were a young God with all the vigor and beauty.

Five really wanted to focus on anything but you. Not In the swing of your body, in the outline of your lips, in how he wanted to put you out of that dress. He really tried. But his eyes were always drawn to you at the end of the effort, as if you were the only thing worth seeing.

“You’re staring again.” Luther whispered in his right ear, while Five kept his eyes on you for a moment that seemed to him seconds, but to Luther it was hours.

But who could blame him? You looked like a mirage, too beautiful to be true. And Five wanted to record every detail of it in memory.

“Take care of your life!” He replied, taking his eyes off you.

After that night, Five already knew that he could no longer keep his hands off you. He couldn't just look at you anymore when the hunger to touch you started to hurt physically. As soon as you got back to the mansion, he grabbed you by the wrist, in a strong, firm grip, and pulled you with him as he climbed the stairs towards his own room.

Five needed you. A kiss, a caress, a body-to-body contact, anything, he just needed it. And it had to be now, he not wait for you to go home and come back later, he couldn't wait days...damn it! He couldn't wait seconds!

Then he knocked and locked the door behind you when you entered the his room.

“What the hell?” You rubbed your wrist that he must not have measured how much firmly him hold you “You're acting like a nut and I thin ...”

But Five didn't give you time to continue. He couldn't give you time. He could not explain something that for him was still a mess. So he showed you.

Five came to you in big, determined steps, and he fit your face in his hands before tilting and sticking his lips to yours. And then the world seemed to make sense for the first time.

Everything was suspended. The people, the rotation of the earth, the wind, the noise of the streets. Everything went into a black hole and was no longer important. The only thing that really mattered was you. And Five kissed you until the oxygen was strictly necessary.

“I have been waiting for this for some time.” You confessed, and Five blew out a low laugh, answering you with another kiss that ended up taking you to a bed and messy sheets.

After that night, Five became more attached to you, and the relationship grew stronger over the weeks.

“You know this is wrong, right?” You said as you took a look at the equations he had made that afternoon.

Five looked at you with a frown, irritation in his eyes, but you were trying to contain your laughter.

“You have nothing else to do no?”

“Besides seeing your accounts wrong? No.” You had fun, taking one of the white chalk Five was using and erasing an equation from it, redoing it in the right way.

You could feel his gaze on your back, but you did your best not to laugh and return the chalk complacently.

“Now it's right.”

Five looked at the account you redid, and gave you an expression of so few friends that you couldn't control your laughter anymore.

And his expression closed even more. You shook your head and were already on your way to the door when when you heard him mumbling:

“I love you. You enormously stubborn pain in the ass.”

Then you laughed even harder and turned to Five, who had been doing his math again on the walls of his room.

“I heard that!”

“You were supposed to!” He countered without even waiting a second, and then you came back towards him, the laughter still present in your voice, your eyes full of play and love.

You put your arms behind his waist, still with the remnants of laughter coming from yours lips, and leaned your head against his broad back.

Five felt and heard your laughter, and then controlled himself not to laugh too, before giving yours hands that were hugging his waist a few gentle pats.

“You are unbearable.” You mumbled, but full of love overflowing with the words “But I love you.”

Then Five laugh came and he exchanged pats for an affectionate affection on yours hand, signaling that he also found you unbearable, but that he loves you.

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[bad4amficideas]

Hi I saw your stuff and I hope you don't mind me request this my English not very good

Can I request yandere Batman x cat women sister please

Where he loves the reader more and he try to get her and her hero name is flying Fox and how would the sons react to flying Fox being there teacher and now new mom and how would Bruce reaction to it

Don't worry anon, my English is not good either XD.

Note: English is not my language, so I hope you will be understanding of any flaws you find.

I must confess I didn't know how to answer this.

🦊Flying Fox as the bat? Some would say that she ran for a Batfam membership herself (uses common fox emoji anyways XD)... damn, these and She-Bat could have been good names for my Earth 1T8, or for Barbs. Points for you Nonnie!!!

🦊Dick is your 1st and hardcore shipper.

🦊"he loves the reader more" Sounds totally like FF being a lovely sister and totally in Sisters before misters!, Bitches before snitches!

🦊First of all, for the one sister who is a hero instead of walking in the gray, and you have to kidnap her? Dude. You were raised by an English Gentleman, try to woo her first, damnit.

🦊Batman must be hitting a really thick wall. Although I think Selina is smart enough to know how and when to fold (if she respects her opponent at least)

🦊From the way I understand it, Batman gets her as FF and later it's discovered that she's also the boys' teacher??? Which sounds weird if she and her sister live in Gotham. And like, they share surname? they do not? They don't do the stupid things that those of us who have brothers on the street do, whether you hate them or not? I mean, do you know when it is known that you have met someone you know on the street... because do you both avoid each other?

🦊I think Bruce would be delighted if Reader was a teacher, especially if he already knew his kids (because she already knows what shit is coming, and she's supposed to like spending time with young people).

🦊Having absolutely nothing to do with the fact that being a teacher is a very poorly paid job, you aren't your thieving sister and therefore he can and will boycott you whenever he wants if necessary.

🦊In my personal HC's if a member of the batfam is yandere, the others, whether they are or not, support it, so, kinda "are you kidding me? Ms. L/N? Ms. Y/N L/N? Of all the people in Gotham, do you choose to fuck my teacher? I'm gonna hear that?/Do you know I'll be listening you two at some point, right? How do you expect me to go to class and look her in the eye later? (Jason!!Damian!!)

🦊Be a good father and go and worry about the education of your children.

🦊The kiddos would be divided, on one hand, they know that now they can sleep in your class that since they are all geniuses 😒, so you aren't going to tell them anything (because it would be interrupting your classes for nothing)

🦊On the other, at least in my city, having as relative a teacher (other than the principal) either ends well... or more commonly, ends badly for said student. So if the old man loves you, they'd rather ask you being locked in the mansion or playing housewife/househusband or another thing, please and thank you or they would punch someone.

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[ringmyheart]

Hey was wondering if I could get something for lookism characters with an older s/o, like they're 3-4 older. Please do goo, Jake kim and Scott kwon.

Good luck with the blog🤩🤩🤩

Goo Kim

When you get into the relationship, of course he knows ur age and that you’re a few years older than him, and at first he doesn’t mention it but once ur like just a little bit closer he’s probably gonna poke fun at the fact

Because there’s nothing wrong w u being older it’s just that in all the stereotypical or general movies or shows or books it’s like the older person in the relationship is usually the like stronger or more providing person ends up being the oldest in the relationship and ur not useless in the relationship at all but he’s out there like killing ppl and raking in thousands a day at like 19 😭

If ur walking around in public and someone stares at u for a little longer or one of the ten geniuses is looking at u just casually he’ll get up in their face and b like “whaaat?! Do you know who you’re staring at? That’s your elder over there!! Show some respect!!”

He definitely sends u cringy texts like “how’s my favorite 21 year old 😍😍😍😍” and it’s clearly somewhat condescending but he means it endearingly simultaneously

If u don’t know something that he asks u he’ll raise a brow and go “really? A four year head start and u can’t tell me that 🤨” and it’s all good fun but he’s always gonna say stuff like that

And this is all unprompted, if he knows ur actually kinda like insecure for whatever reason that ur older than him, maybe bc he’s already getting cash like crazy at his age, he’ll either start making fun of u relentlessly OR if ur serious about it he’ll cut it out of course and never mention it again. He might try to make u feel better by being like “don’t worry!! Physically and mentally im probably years older than you 😘” and it doesn’t really make u feel better probably but he kind of tries

It’s honestly no big deal to him what ur age is, but if he knows u don’t like him mentioning it so much he will bc he likes to be annoying LMAO and whenever u accomplish something he’ll be like “did u see what my s/o did?! My 21/22yr old s/o?! At their old age they’re still kicking it!!” And ur in NO means old but he just wants to strike a nerve in u and fight in public for fun

But when u put him joking about it aside, it really doesn’t mean anything in the relationship honestly. He doesn’t feel like there’s a certain way for things to go nd just goes about things normally, and he doesn’t really see people older than him as wiser or anytning so he’s not gonna like go to you for advice or ask you to figure things out for him just bc ur older

And honestly u don’t even need a job anymore bc ur gonna b together for a long time and he makes SOOO much money so if u hate ur job or college u have the opportunity to do what u want in life without worrying ab the pay bc he makes it all for u

And yeah he’s pretty stingy w money besides being filthy rich but when or if u need it he’ll give it to u ofc and he wants u to pursue what u like too so he’ll even go to ur job or college and just inform them “btw (y/n) isn’t gonna work here anymore” for u and gets u a job as whatever u want. He beats up ur boss so u can get promoted or something but if u ask about it he’ll deny it anyways and it’s like who else would beat tf out of my boss and he shrugs

Or if u like ur current job or college he’ll threaten the school or ur boss LMAO and have them give u more money or make u pay less or promote u

Even tho ur older than him he sees himself as the like leader of u two ?? Like he’s a really joke-y guy on the exterior but behind the scenes he is doing all the like hard stuff so u don’t have to. Like he sees it as he helps u and if u never offer much help or advice he doesn’t gaf, it’s like he helps u and in return he gets u LMAO

If u like ur job or college, don’t wanna quit and don’t want him threatening ur superiors he is like the number one customer of u guys

Like if u r working retail or as a cashier he is always going to that store nd buying stuff nd funding ur business and he gets chairman choi to do so too

Or he’ll just buy ur company or college LMFAO and suddenly sales r booming and u don’t know why r ur classes r so much easier

Yeah ur older than him and the twelve geniuses but he doesn’t let u near them 😐 he doesn’t want u to be a part of that type of business and honestly keeps u away from it besides maybe gun bc he’s always around him but that’s it

Like he doesn’t want u anywhere near his business or that type of stuff and if ur curios about it he says “u will understand when ur my age” or something LMAO so u will stop asking. It’s like the 1 time he’s suddenly rlly serious

If anyone else mentions how ur older than him in a demeaning way he’ll def be mad it’s like HE can make fun of u but no one else can, like ever. He will fight them nd win even if it’s just on the street or something

He’s threatened like two of ur friends behind ur back bc they made fun of u once and u mentioned it LMAO

He makes u do taxes (does he even do taxes ????? LMFAO) but if he does he makes u do them bc suddenly he thinks ur so much smarter and wiser

If he’s in a rut and needs ur help and it’s something dumb like he lost something he’ll b like “cmooon ur so much smarter than me 😣😩 ur like 21 u would know this for sure” to make u do it and he uses flattery

None of the ten geniuses know ur name bc he’s tryna keep u safe lol

If ur ever in a situation somehow vaguely similar to one he’s in and he needs help on it he’ll ask u what u did, and if u say something surprisingly smart or wise he’ll be kinda surprised bc I feel like he’s cocky and doesn’t think others can help him that much but u do

But overall, it means nothing to him and it doesn’t matter how much older u r he’s still gonna feel like the protector

Jake Kim

It REALLY means nothing to him. Like he honestly never mentions it and ur like does he even know??? Bc a guy like him who’s like a leader of a whole enterprise type thing gang usually seems like he’d wanna be the elder in a relationship so ur like “... u know I’m like 4yrs older than u right?”

And he’s like “...yeah? Was that important or something?” And just blinks at u so ur like ... never mind

Honestly he probably makes u a bank account and puts money in it to surprise u on ur birthday or something like a little fund thing and he has a bank account on the side for u that has like thousands of dollars

If u ever feel bad or weird that ur older than him bc he is so successful and younger than u, he wonders why it even matters??? Who gaf??? And he’ll just hug u or something and is like pls don’t even worry about that... wth

If u ever feel petty bc he’s so much more successful than u bc it’s like when u have a hobby that u love and then a kid ends up being so much better at it than u but SO much worse bc he has like millions at like 19 💀 then he’s like okay but it’s OUR little enterprise now since we r together to assure u. He’s not cocky about it at all

But he won’t offer for u to join or try and help him out in making money even if he’s got to or it’s vital bc he also doesn’t want u involved w Big Deal at ALLLLLLL either, u could literally b like the smartest person in the world but once ur his s/o he probably doesn’t want u involved in his business at all

He does assume ur kind of wiser than him bc of ur age, so he’ll ask u for help or advice more often

Tbh regardless in a relationship he probably doesn’t leave any work for u to do like he does everything the financial stuff the living stuff everything so it doesn’t matter if ur older than him or if u see it as ur responsibility bc of that he’s still gonna bring in the money for y’all

Like he’s gonna take care of everything even if ur older so there’s no pressure for u to “act ur age”

Never brings up the fact that ur older than him, but maybe once in a fight it got bad and he yelled “ffs ur 21 u should know better than this!!” And that hurt ur feelings or something so from then on he just never ever mentioned it

And when others mention it he makes a cut throat motion like “stfu😡” bc he took it as u not liking ur age being brought up rather than u not liking it being held against u but it’s still kinda sweet how he tries to preserve ur feelings sm

If ur in college or something, he tries to help u w hw and stuff and he’s rlly educationally smart I think like he might’ve gotten bad grades but he understands quickly

And eventually he’s just doing ur hw for u LMAO

One time he probably accidentally wrote “Jake Kim” on the top of ur hw and u had to explain to ur professor why that happened

If u work, he probably also bribes ur boss or something to give u a raise and promotion or if u wanna move jobs but r scared of the low pay he feels like it’s a dumb fear bc he is clearly rich af, like u probably don’t even need a job 😭😭

Ur allowed to since ur in ur 20s legally but he doesn’t like or doesn’t let u go around casinos bc he’s seen firsthand how bad gambling is and he has the money to compensate if u ever get into gambling and lose a lot but he just doesn’t want u to feel guilty or get addicted

Like if u pass a casino and wanna go in and r like hey wanna check it out he just grabs ur hand and keeps walking and is like “let’s not” and probably asks u at one point to pls not get into gambling

If ur kinda petty bc he’s so much better at fighting than u despite being younger he’s like u don’t even need to fight I can literally do that for u???? Bc he feels like the only reason U would ever need to fight is to protect urself so if u wanna do it for fun he’ll teach u but doesn’t take it that srsly

He maybe made like one joke ab ur age or sent u a meme he saw ab relationships but u left him on read and it was just a bad joke or something but yeah overall he really refrains from bringing up ur age like ever 😭😭

He thinks ur insecure bc ur getting older or something and that’s y so he might start going like “looking youthful today 😀👍” every morning to u and ur like oh hehe thanks ????????

If someone else ever voices that they think it’s weird ur older than him he’ll fight them too like first he’ll go “(y/n), is this ur friend ?” Like he did w jiho and if ur like no he’s like oh :)) and then punches them or something

Doesn’t tell u stuff ab his business and ur like I’m 20-23 I can handle it and he just refuses anyways and will leave u in the dark bc yk won’t even risk it

Someone in Big Deal might be like “use ur s/o to help us work nd get money since they’re old they seem professional” he kicked them out immediately ur not touching that shit

But generally, he doesn’t care about it at all, and honestly just cares ab u and not ur age

Scott Kwon

He definitely uses u to get into places only ppl 20+ can enter LMAOO

He’ll have u walk in first and then slip in past u and if he gets caught he grabs u and goes “THIS is my s/o!!! They’re clearly of age, and I’m their s/o so clearly I am of age too 😤😤”

Ur banned from like 50 bars because of this like there’s a little “if these two come and ask u to enter their bar DO NOT LET THEM ENTER!!” Wall for y’all

He might try and hide in ur coat or something to get in but it never works

He definitely makes fun of ur age in a cocky way like haha... an older person wanted to get with ME. Little old me. And he feels like hot stuff bc of it for sure

Brags about it a lot like will take out ur photo and goes “u see this?? My s/o?? Yeah they’re in love w me and THREE YRS OLDER... hold ur applause guys” and it boosts his ego sm

He sends u scarily recent memes or jokes on the internet ab older s/o’s if there r any, and eventually when u go on his Instagram at least 1/3rd of his feed is just ageist jokes

If it really hurts ur feelings, he won’t tell any jokes ab it and won’t mention it ever again but will continue to utilize ur age to do things he can’t at age 18-19

He feels proud that he’s making sm money and is such a good fighter despite being younger than u bc he feels like it makes u look up to him so he’ll boast about it like he’ll punch something and go see that babe????? I can do that and I’m only 19!!! And ur like omg that’s so cooollll!!!!! <3 and his heart just swells

Pays for anything u want like buys u everything u ask for or just look at tbh, and also feels like u have no responsibility just bc ur older and seees himself as like the “leader” if the relationship and has a sense of duty to helping u and everything

Steers u away from trouble ASAP too it doesn’t matter if u can hold off on ur own, if he sees guys that just look mean he and u r walking the other way and ur like bro what?? And he just lies and is like I liked the sunset this direction or smmn and he doesn’t confide in u ab scary things

Bc yeah u can probably handle scary or threatening news but he’s not gna risk it regardless

If he’s rlly stressed ab something that can’t endanger u he won’t tell u that much ab it but might vaguely describe his predicament and looks to u for help and comfort and u just listen and he feels so much better afterwards and he’s telling u all this and ur just like mhm uh-huh :) and so he starts confiding in u more

But ruins it by going like “damn old ppl r good listeners 😆” and ur like STOPPPPPPP

Everyone in God Dog knows ur name age face and occupation bc he’s always talking ab u LMAO

When he was younger and didn’t have that much leniency with the law he made u his legal guardian so he can do what he wants and he tries to use u to get him to do stuf by pointing to u and going “they’re my legal guardian and they say I can drink all this!!” And ur like “no I absolutely do not???!!!!!” And he thought by doing that he’d get anytning but u prioritize his health 🙄 and he’s annoyed but secretly loves it and loves u doting on him nd worrying ab him and his well-being lol

In general, he rlly doesn’t care that ur older than him. His only big concern I. A relationship ever is how he can keep u safe bc he’s in pretty like tough stuff, and he’ll make fun of u but in all good fun and loves u sm

Thank you for the request, and thanks for the wish of luck <3 I’ll the my best w this blog!! I’m not that good at writing for Jake Kim, btw, because his character can kinda confuse me sometimes but he seems to be popular so I hope I get more requests of him so I can get his character down and write him properly. 💘I hope this was what u wanted 😭

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Ikemen Vampire and their Godly parents

Inspired by Percy Jackson.

Mozart: Apollo

Son of the God of light, of sun, of music, of truth, of poetry, and arts. May not be a leader but set trends. I will start with the most obvious fact and that is Mozart’s talent for music, as all of us know Apollo’s children are exceptional for the arts in general. Mozart is not someone that tends to laugh frequently but as a good children of Apollo, you can hear the sound of what it could be beautiful Bells when he does, and a smile as warm as the sun. Because of his prolonged time on practicing he sometimes has little to none sunlight, that makes him really moody (more than he already is) so taking some walks or playing with Schelm in the garden are necessary for his health even if he claims to not need it.

Not all of Apollo’s children are blond, some of them have physical traits that are related to the sun such as freckles, warm skin subtones, and even if their hair is black if you see it in the sun light you can see a golden or brownish reflection on their hair, in Mozart’s case if we see carefully there’s also warm subtones such as beige, and pink :

While other white haired characters have cold undertones like blue:

Because of Mozart’s incredible fair skin it’s easy for him to get freckles. Apollo’s children are lie detectors, as they say, you cannot cover the sun with your thumb, Mozart knows from miles away when someone is lying.

Apollo’s children are scary when they get mad, be aware of what they could do when they lose control, just like Mozart, it may seem like he’s always angry but he actually isn’t, when he’s angry you will know.

Apollo’s kids are naturally over dramatic, they turn everything into inspiration for music, plays, etc. remember that time when Mozart said that dry things like cookies are his “worst enemy”? Just because Marie Antoinette gave him a bunch of them, he didn’t know what to do and decided it was a good idea to stuff everything in his mouth...

To what MC finished laughing because ... bruh 😂

Isaac: Athena

Goddess of wisdom, handicraft, knowledge and warfare. Children of Athena are gifted with a sharp and brilliant mind. Do I have to say more ? Isaac is a genius, he has an incredible hunger for knowledge, and curiosity that makes him discover the most incredible things in this world. Children of Athena enjoy reading a good book and most of the time you can see them lost in their thoughts.

We know that Athena’s children can be street smart and book smart, the majority likes to be street smart since they already have a facility to keep info from books, but in the case of our apple boy he’s chosen to be book smart, this kind of children tend to have difficulties to relate to others and create deep bonds since their brilliant minds make them feel detached from the world that surrounds them.

Napoleon : Zeus

Charismatic

Natural leaders

Children of Zeus are the leaders struggling with the pressure of being leaders. Since they are such a reliable people, their friends usually seek for them when they need help, maybe they are not as wise as a child of Athena, but their empathy makes them good advisers too. They’re strong and resilient.

Serious but yet humorous

Assertive

Children of Zeus are prideful, they like to tease others but when the tables turn they don’t really know how to react (not like they are doormats but more like in a teasing way something like pikachu face: “you ... you just teased the son of the lightening.. right in front of my salad” that kind of reaction. It’s actually kind of cute 😂

They can be flighty or warm, depends of the person they are dealing with and their mood.

Physically traits could be grey, blue or in some cases green eyes. Children of Zeus usually have gray hairs since a young age.

Arthur: Dionysus

God of wine, madness, ecstasy and theatre

Children of Dionysus are sociable, charismatic and the life of the party. The ones with all the connections. They’re the friend that everyone references when they say ‘I know a guy’ and we all know that Arthur knows or at least recognizes a lot of faces in Paris.

Children of Dionysus are not only party people, they are really clever too, people usually don’t give them credit for how smart they really are, but they prefer to keep that intelligence hidden ‘cause they don’t want to intimidate anyone, after all the party needs to continue !

They are the ones you can always count on to have a good time. The best telling jokes and reading the atmosphere of a room. they are the ones you call when you’re upset and just want to forget about reality for a night.

Stubborn, determined and chaotic nature.

Most of Dionysus children are empaths, that’s how they can feel the mood so well and make everyone have a good time, nevertheless if they don’t have a control over this ability it can be bad for their health, appropriating other people's problems or feeling guilty if they cannot help their friends as a good “host” would do.

Another thing, Arthur really seems to enjoy alcoholic beverages such as beer, wine, etc. besides coffee.

Talking about physical traits Dionysus children rock semi long hair, this chill and laid back appearance is the signature of the god of party and wine. Even when they wear formal clothes you can see this relaxed look on them.

I remember one time I read a post where it said that Dionysus children often have the nicest shoes in the room (idk why? 😂) BUT DUDE that’s true, there was also other post where you guys were talking about who had the best taste in shoes and guess who was one of the best fashionistas 👌👌😂

Also, olive undertones, in hair, skin, etc. if we see Arthur’s hair for example, sometimes it doesn’t appear to be entirely blue, it also has olive undertones:

Jean: Hades

God of the underworld

Talking about children of hades we can see that they are not only the “quiet ones” but also people with a sharp intuition. They observe everything and everyone, quietly. Tend to hold grudges and feel out of place, they stay a lot of time inside their heads and because of this children of hades usually have a hard time finding their “meaning in life” or “their place in this world”. Since they are deep they have a difficult time relating to others, meanwhile everyone is talking about the trends of the year, children of Hades are in other Chanel .

They like to be by their own, or maybe with someone that actually understands them.

I think most of the time people only focus on their “dark personality” and forget to appreciate other traits like the incredible willpower that they have to achieve anything that attracts their attention.

Physically talking, as we all know, children of Hades have dark tones in their hair, eyes and skin tone. There’s something cold in their appearance that makes them look intimidating and mysterious

Vincent : Apollo

Do I really need to explain this one ? 😂😂

I will just cover some facts that relate to Apollo’s children since Vincent is like the PERFECT example of what is being an Apollo’s child.

I think Vincent has a BIG potential to learn any instrument that he likes, also archery but I doubt it since he wouldn’t like to hurt anyone.

Is easy for Children of Apollo to tan, just imagine our angel with a beautiful sexy tan 🙌🏻😫✨

EMBODIMENT OF LIGHT

also, Apollo’s children are healers, and Vincent wants not only to help but if possible heal everyone’s suffer, as we can see in his route, he wants to help MC with her anxiety to return to her time nevertheless he’s never too pushy and waits until MC feels prepared to open up to him.

Apollo’s children are people pleasers, in a mini drama, Vicent tells Leonardo that if there was a girl in the mansion he wouldn’t know how to behave, since he only wants to give a good impression.

Leonardo : Hephaestus

Children of Hephaestus , Their minds are constantly working on something and their ideas running wild.

They have SO many ideas that they have dozens of project running AT THE SAME TIME, they can even compete with children of Athena.

Some of this children may not be geniuses but out of their curiosity and hunger for knowledge is because they can become worthy opponents to the other god or goddesses children.

Masters on none, but master of many.

They also got that freaking cheeky smile of their father.

Intelligent, good looking and good jokes.

Physically talking children of Hephaestus have strength in their upper body, just like their father, they have enough strength in their hands, arms and back to carry or forge any metal and turn it into a weapon (or any creation but you get me) what usually makes them have (on males) big shoulders or backs and in females, they have shorter but stronger fingers.

Comte : Aphrodite

Who was the one that fell in love in the middle of war ????

YUP this guy ☝️

Children of Aphrodite are hopeless romantic, they find beauty and love in the darkest places and times. They are the ones that you go for advice (not the kind of advice you would go to Athena, but one that helps your heart to find a solution).

They like luxury and aesthetic stuff, Comte with all the money that he has could be living his life like Leo, relaxing, giving little attention to appearances, etc. BUT NO

DADDY COMTE NEEDS TO WEAR HIS DIOR PAJAMAS AND RELAX IN A ROMAN BATH THANK YOU. It’s not like he’s superficial, but he just likes to pamper himself.

Children of Aphrodite have charm speak, Idk you but every time Comte speaks is like velvet for my ears. Most of the time people only see Aphrodite’s children as superficial, not so intelligent and unnecessary at battle but they are dead wrong, actually they are really observant and can be manipulative since they understand and almost feel others people emotions and intentions.

Even though their mother is the Goddess of Love, they can hide their emotions pretty well

It is known that Aphrodite’s children can speak fluently French and Oh look at that Comte is French, coincidence ? I DONT THINK SO.

Theo: Ares

God of war

Children of Ares are topically seen as this really short-tempered guy /girl but there’s more about them. I’m gonna start with the basic personality traits, Children of Ares are stubborn as hell, does it reminds you of Theo ? 😅 they are also really protective of those they love, it may not appear like it but they don’t like injustice, so when they see someone that’s being a jerk they fight with everything they got, sometimes they exaggerate tho.

HATES GOSSIP they like to say thing straight to the point and don’t have filter, sometimes they may seem rude but they are just saying the truth

Doesn’t take shit from anyone

Determinant and never gives up, they also give (its rare but they do) advices when they see you really struggling with something, an example of this could be when (in Leo’s route) MC had a hard time deciding what to choose between staying in 19th century France or coming back to her time with Leo, to what Theo noticed her struggling and gave her a brief but nice advice.

HARD ON THE OUTSIDE SOFT ON THE INSIDE

Children of Ares are aware that they intimidate their siblings, that’s why they become silent and prefer to stay in their cabin, but if you want them to open up to you, a nice smile and kind personality would be a great combo to go with them.

Children of Ares are really intelligent, after all their father is also a strategist.

Shakespeare: Hades

Again ... do I have to explain this one ? 😂

Shakespeare is deep af. Children of Hades see the deepest and darkest things in life, that’s why they tend to feel depressed, but because of that they also can see the brightest parts. This contrast usually is embodied in an artistic way, it may be in plays, dancing, singing, stories, etc.

The goth friend

Children of Hades are one of the kindest siblings among all God and Goddesses out there since they know what loneliness feels like.

guess who feels like that ? YUP Will does

they like to be alone but not lonely.

Dazai: Dionysus

Dionysus was known to be a Reckless, crazy god that resembled freedom and fun. Children of Dionysus are usually found smiling for ... no specific reason, some could say is even scary or suspicious, like if they were drunk 😅.

Dionysus has parties where everyone dances and can fall into madness and ecstasy. Dazai is a sensual man, he has this aura that is just so appealing and comfortable to be with, but he is still a mystery, just like his father. Dyonisus was a god that usually doesn’t get in other’s people problems but it is known that he has a lot of powers, and the majority remains a mystery to humans.

Dazai is someone that craves to feel and be loved, but is scared to be rejected for who he really is, instead of that he prefers to show the “clown facade” that everyone likes, after all is easier to have “company” in a party full of people that you don’t know but they don’t really care about you than opening up to someone and being vulnerable.

People usually describe children of Dionysus as “crazy”

They are normally underestimated, but they have an incredible ability for the arts, they create the most crazy yet deep monologues.

These people tend to get obsessed over things they like, this is somewhat bad for them since they can get addicted to things like alcohol, tobacco, etc.

Talking about physical traits, Dazai is like the perfect definition of a Dionysus child, chill appearance, medium long hair, PURPLE HAIR, likes (maybe a little too much) alcohol, smooth voice.

Sebastian : Demeter

Goddess of agriculture, fertility, nature, and seasons.

Children of Deméter have this motherly figure in their group of friends.

Natural protectors.

Great cooks

They can be really strict at scolding their friends, family etc. but they just want the best for their loved ones.

Children of Deméter aren’t really aggressive, but don’t get in their wrong side which would be trying to hurt their family, because they go havoc.

They have an amazing intuition, just like a good mother.

Their personalities are calm and collected, they may panic on the inside when something bad happens but never let it show.

Deméter children are so aware of the details they are the ones that give the best gifts since they know deeply their loved ones, what they like and what they don’t, again, like a good mother.

Faust: Hecate

Goddess of magic, witchcraft, ghosts, necromancy and crossroads.

Children of Hecate are really intelligent and have an amazing memory, after all they have to memorize dozens of spells.

They usually have lots of books, since they have to know the functionality and sources of the magic they are using.

CU RI O US

They may appear frightening since they face and aesthetic aren’t really welcoming sometimes, but they are actually pretty nice.

SNAKE PERSONALITY

cunning and ambitious

Children of Hecate know how to handle necromancy, which makes them closer to death, that’s why talking about this kind of topics doesn’t scare them.

Children of Hecate can be obsessive, they can stay all day and all night practicing their witchcraft, PLS SOMEONE TAKE THEM OUT OF THEIR ROOM.

They have a different type of aesthetic, maybe is not totally GOTH but there’s something religious or spiritual there, they believe that there is a superior power in the world.

Incredibly good teachers. They may not be as charismatic as Apollo kids, but they are patient and good listeners.

Calm but can be sadists too so be careful.

Vlad : Nemesis

Children of Nemesis, as their mother, tend to hold grudges and is really difficult for them to forget those who wrong them.

They can go ExTrEMe lengths in their revenge, elaborate plans that doesn’t matter how much time they take, they will do it.

Maybe scarier than Children of Ares.

Yandere personality who ?

They are really observant and intelligent, they have the ability to find Achilles ankle of any of their enemies.

Manipulative, that gives them the ability to awake rage on the ones they want like allies.

Curiously children of Nemesis have a strong sense of justice and balance, and they will do anything to carry on with their ideals, even if that means taking extreme measures.

Physically talking there’s always red on them, and I’m talking about red hair, liking for red color, and oh ! Look at that, who has red eyes ??

Charles : Tyche

Goddess of chance, fate and fortune.

I really had a hard time deciding for this one, and I don’t know a lot about him but from what I’ve seen I can say he’s a Tyche’s child.

Children of Tyche are extremely friendly and enthusiastic.

J O K E S

very hyperactive

Smarter than they look, observant and empaths, also they like to prank people like a pixie would do.

Pretty smiles, and they giggle like a lot.

Usually green eyes.

Obviously they like to gamble or if the other participants doesn’t like to, Children of Tyche conform with just playing

They love nature and animals.

A kid in an adult body

Don’t let their cute smiles, dimples or freckles fool you, they can be manipulative.

Idk why but I imagine Tyche kids with fairy like features, maybe that’s why lots of them have a short height.

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