#and englishman

[scealaiscoite]

“i’ll keep you safe” prompts ˗ˏˋ ꒰ 🍊 ꒱

⋆ “i can stay the night, y’know. if it’d make you feel better.”

⋆ “try and get some sleep. i’ll stay right here- i won’t let anything happen to you, i swear.”

⋆ “you should’ve told me this was going on. i would’ve put a stop to it the second i heard about it.”

⋆ “no one gets to treat you like that, you hear me? no one.”

⋆ “either go to bed and get some rest willingly, or i will drag your ass down the hall kicking and screaming. you know i’ll have no problem with either option.”

⋆ “you must be freezing- here, take my jacket.”

⋆ “this place is dicey at the best of times. just take my hand until we’re clear of it, yeah?”

⋆ “anyone touches you, says anything to you, so much as looks at you the wrong way- you come get me, and i’ll set them straight. understand?”

⋆ “i’m not jealous. i just know the intentions that someone like that has for you, even if you claim not to see them yourself.”

⋆ “stay behind me, no matter what.”

⋆ "i know you can't believe it yet, but i promise you can trust me. whenever you're ready to rely on me, i'll be here for you. i swear it."

⋆ “i like seeing you this way. so… at ease. makes me wonder how anyone could ever purposely put you under stress and live with themselves afterwards.”

⋆ “shut up and just let me take care of you!”

⋆ “this isn’t up for discussion. i know you’re used to looking out for yourself, but i need you to understand that you don’t have to live like that anymore. i’m here. for as long as i’m around, i’m going to come between you and anything that wants to hurt you.”

⋆ “no one’s ever going to hurt you again. i promise you that on everything i believe in.”

#can you tell how bad i’ve been hyperfixating on captain price lol #microdosing on dealing with my parental issues by thinking of all the ways a gruff fictional englishman would keep me safe <3 #prompts #protective prompts #hurt/comfort prompts #prompt list #writing prompts #writing exercise #dialogue prompts #rp meme #protective rp meme

[general-fandamonium]

Ellie doesn’t start aging until her existential age matches her physical one

34 year old Ghost King Danny

20 year old Ellie

Ellie calls Danny dad

Ellie joined JL/D

Ellie wanted to show her dad the space station (JL agreed on the premise of Interdimensional diplomacy)

Constantine is at the station that day.

Constantine is familiar with ghost culture.

Constantine wants to make a good impression on the very attractive Ghost King.

The JL/D are horrified by Constantine strutting up to the king of the infinite realms and punching him in the face

After a (powers included?) scuffle danny wins and they both help each other up while laughing

Cue Constantine “charm”

Additional bits and bobs. take em or leave em

1. Danny freezing one of johns cigarettes and john defrosting it

2. Danny’s ecto powers and john’s magic twist and warp together when combined

3. Ellie tormenting john for flirting with her dad

4. Dante (Dan) spends his time in hell “play”fighting demons with his daughter little friend Astra (john did save her she just likes to play with ghosts)

5. Connie gets the shovel talk from Danny’s loved ones, jazz’s shovel talk is the scariest.

6. Clockwork is deeply amused that danny ends up dating the only other person who’s future he can’t see

7. Deadman fangirls over King phantom?

this is up for grabs to anybody who want to use it (please tag me if you do)

#dc x dp #dcxdp #dpxdc #dp x dc #dcs sad englishman in a trench coat

[tactax-art]

Ghost baited Soap into a drinking contest and lost so bad he can't walk, now Soap is carrying him back to base while having the leftovers ♥️

#you bet someone recorded the whole thing #and soap is prepared to pretend he doesn't have a killer hangover tomorrow #ghost's made from 100% pure genuine english shame #a scot will spontaneously develop superpowers to win a bet against an englishman #sorry ghost #cod mwii #cod mw2 #soapghost #ghostsoap #ghoap #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #cod soap #cod ghost #tw alcohol #tw alcohol mention #i drew ghost too small but shhhh #tt1plus

[bleedingcoffee42]

#winnix #band of brothers #hbo war #bob + text posts #richard winters #lewis nixon #dobie looking to be the red devil to his jersey devil #wtf was this scene other than jealous dick and thirsty englishman recreate battle of Monmouth

[mistressemmedi]

May, according to F1 insider U2 is about to release a diss track about Christian Horner because his victim is the sister of the guitarist's son-in-law

I did not have "U2 releasing a diss track about Christian Horner" on my 2024 bingo card, and yet here we are.

#anon #q&a #trust the irish to drop and absolute banger of a song insulting an Englishman #f1 #christian horner #u2

[zingaplanet]

Our mums might got the charming, clueless, floppy haired next-door hunk hugh grant but our generation has retired, couldn't give a damn, dating questionable men and plotting world destruction in flamboyant coloured attire hugh grant and truly we're winning here.

A Very English Scandal (2018)

Operation Fortune: Ruse de Guerre (2023)

Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022)

#now THIS is an actors development #he's a flowery happy slightly gay retired englishman with a questionable accent #hugh grant #movies #knives out #glass onion #guy ritchie #ben whishaw #a very english scandal #operation fortune

[myersesque]

both love and hate when sandman fans write hob as calling dream "duck". it's adorable but also that's what my nan calls me so it immediately kills all homoerotic tension for me and instead makes it vaguely, deliriously hilarious

#i am saying this with all the love in my heart bc it's very sweet #i am just cursed with being an englishman whose nan apparently talks like hob gadling #og #fav #cship #dreamling #hob gadling #the sandman

[clove-pinks]

Local sachem of the Weckquaesgeek and an English merchant in 1657 Massachusetts cannot BELIEVE this man is stealing their wi-fi without even asking!!!

#causes that unite diverse cultures #17th century #living history #fashion history #the englishman needs more bombast in his britches

[lafcadiosadventures]

Balzac, Dumas and Hugo had their differences. but they all share the common basic belief that introducing their mysterious protagonist through their most recent disguise is a hell of a power move

#who WAS that mysterious englishman who was strangely touched by the fate of a guy whowas kind to dantès many years ago? #and that mysteriously athletic spanish priest? #ugly as sin but still very seductive #and that major who could lift a whole carriage by himself??? #hmmmm…. #french romantics

[circumstellars]

Klaus, Luther + afterlife realisations

↪ S03E10  || {TUA} {cast+} |  ☕

#what makes this so funny is the irishman saying thing to the englishman #klaus hargreeves #luther hargreeves #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy #tua #netflix #tv gifs #robert sheehan #tom hopper #myworks #mygifs #my nonsense

[pepperchipper]

Huh? 🎃

#hellsing #hellsing ultimate #hellsing fanart #Alucard #Seras Victoria #Integra Hellsing #banter #Phehehehpg nothing serious just another funny idea that I drew #In fact Integra also really liked it but she continues to play the role of a serious woman #logically Alucard and Seras do not need costumes they are already immortal mystical beings 😂😂 #sorry for the grammar i'm not englishman ><

[grantstrainers]

Frenchie using Izzy’s leg as a pillow is something so special to me 😭

#our flag means death #izzy hands #i love gay people #sometimes babygirl is a murderous Englishman #the only real British people #ofmd 2

[tench]

I want what they have

#wips #if i chose a hill to die on it'll be the one where an englishman kisses a sasquatch

[one-time-i-dreamt]

not a dream, important, grooming tw

I am a fan of the Korean Englishman channel, I've watched it with my mom for years because we both got interested in Korean culture and especially cuisine and they made us want to try out a lot of different dishes that they showcased on their channel and because of them, we searched up different Korean chefs and channels to pick up recipes and learn how to cook, bake and prepare different meals.

With that out of the way and that being said, both of us have seen their videos with the boys from Fulham Boys High School, where they have the kids try out Korean cuisine. So, those kids are regular high schoolers, not celebrities, who have been thrust into fame due to appearing on the channel, who are minors, who have been doxed multiple times, who have been stalked, harassed, etc. because they became so popular.

So do tell me why one of them, who is a high schooler, is being accused of GROOMING his alleged THIRTY THREE YEAR OLD girlfriend, and not the other way around? Why did a YouTuber who takes unconfirmed rumors about Korean celebrities and shares them, who has a lot of followers and influence in Korea, pick up the story about a high schooler who came to visit Korea with his class and who is a non-celebrity, and exposed him to so much hate and vitriol?

Why are Korean reporters picking up the story, without proof or mentioning how wrong their age dynamic is, and repeating it, reporting on it, attacking him, saying he used a woman old enough to be his aunt or even mother for financial gain, when that older woman was messing with a kid? Why is no one calling out and attacking her?

Why did she come out with her whole chest, name and identity, like look at me, I am the woman scorned, woe is me, I am the victim of this high schooler who I was messing with, pity me, attack him please, he turned Tinder on when he went to Korea, and with full confidence decided to share the story of what allegedly transpired with them and people took her side? She's twice his age? He's still in high school?

I am so glad that the people behind the Korean Englishman channel stood behind the boy and are defending him, because so many people are attacking him and spreading falsehoods.

They released the following statement:

I don't know why this has to be said, but the boy in question is a non-celebrity who has been doxed by the media in a foreign country because one adult in her thirties got jealous for thinking he was allegedly talking to other girls (girls his age, mind you) and who was allegedly bribing him with presents to get his attention. Doesn't matter he started talking to her first, why are we victim blaming?

She's the one in the wrong in this situation, and it's horrifying that a YouTuber who has been sued multiple times for allegedly intentionally spreading misinformation for engagement that brings in the $$$ has also caused so much hate to be spread towards the boy, the other boys and the channel who brought to boys to Korea on a summer trip, by picking up the story and giving legitimacy to the real alleged GROOMER in the situation.

#not a dream #korean englishman #jolly #south korea #josh carrott #grooming tw #abuse tw #sojang

[elbiotipo]

che todo bien con Tolkien y Lewis but Tolkien did very much intend his writing to be a "mythology for England" and CS Lewis intented Narnia pretty much as a Christian fable so MAYBE you should think a little bit more about what their narrative decisions meant (and how they are still replicated in modern fantasy)

#cosas mias #fantasy #worldbuilding #like SORRY because I know I'm already the Potato Guy but #maybe think about why the Englishman puts potatoes on his Mythical England of the far past #in the hands of the Virtuous Small Village Englishmen People #think about it a little perhaps

[vertigoartgore]

2000's Vertigo Secret Files: Hellblazer #1 cover by artist Phil Hale.

#hellblazer #john constantine #phil hale #vertigo #dc comics #DC #secret files #magic #occullt #demon #cool comic art #bollocks #mate #pub #englishman #charismatic #cover #art #comic books #cool #kewl #that sublime bastard #oy #2000 #early 2000s #imprint #comics #karen berger #editor #long gone