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Reminder to Click for Palestine today!

Thank you for helping how you can!

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are all animals dangerous?

every animal has the potential to be dangerous under certain circumstances. for instance, a dog could bite you, a moth could distract a UPS driver into plowing through your living room window, you could inhale and choke on an earthworm.

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it's insane that Dennys' official tumblr account near the beginning of the 2010s is almost solely responsible for the noxious state of modern online advertising.

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A story within a story where a mother sits her rowdy children down and tells them a story about a the world's sweetest, kindest mother who never lost her temper, never cursed and never yelled at her children, no matter how rowdy they could get. She would only gently, kindly told them to not do the dangerous things. One day she sweetly, kindly told her children to not go play at the riverbank, because it's dangerous and they might slip on the rocks, fall into the water, and die. Her children do not listen. They go play at the riverbank, where they slip on the rocks, fall into the water, and die.

And the sweet perfect mother of the story comes to the riverbank, sees that all her children drowned, and starts crying so bitterly that angels overhear her, and the angels say to each other, "she does not deserve this, this woman has never done anything wrong in her life, this should not have happened to her", and feeling great pity for her, bring her children back to life, and after that they always listened to their mother and lived happily ever after.

And the storyteller's children, who at this point are familiar with the concept that these stories are supposed to have some sort of a moral or lesson in them, interject to point out that their mother hasn't always done everything perfectly, she isn't always sweet, curses a lot, and as a matter of fact loses her shit at her kids all the time. She isn't like the mother of the story at all.

And their mother agrees: Her children are correct. She is not a perfect mother who has never done anything wrong. Angels will not have pity on her, and they will not bring her little shits back to life if they go to the river and die. So they better fucking not go get themselves killed in the first place.

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more fucking petitions because this clown car country cannot stop with the bigotry for 30 seconds

uk people it takes 5 seconds and you checking your email to verify

everyone else: rebloge please

#just signed #it's currently at 10932

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got lazy and didn't ink this but yippee! ashley!

#ASHLEYYYYY #horror tag #fav #blood tw

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can i come over and implant false memories of us being childhood friends?

#unreality tw #ask to tag

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phenomenon that kinda makes me want to kill myself

#transmisogyny tw

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#me when they gave us the 5 minute call and my foot was still too numb to stand on #horror tag #fav #id

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butch lesbians and trans men when they see the most badly designed early 2000s jesse pinkman graphic tees made for 12 year old boys and limp bizkit fans paired with knee length cargo shorts

#hey now...

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NEEDS TO RAISE $12,000 in 25 days

this fund is asking for $12,000 USD to cover the payments required to help this child beat cancer. donate if you can, and share!

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This is my favourite interview strategy

#michelangelo ninjaturtles

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a woman holding her boob should be considered a neutral pensive gesture like when a man scratches his beard

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#REAL #fav

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laughing my ass off at how much this sucks

#of me and my bf he is absolutely the pomegranate opener #not bc of any imbalance of love or devotion #he just has bigger muscles than me and my fingers don't work right #i drop shit all the time bc those mfers just do not do their job

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Mobility assistance

#OOOOO HELL YEAH

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I don't do conspiracy theories in general but the British Royal Family is so colossally out there and has been for so long that I'd buy almost any explanation for the "Where is Kate?" thing. Started chemo and doesn't want to be photographed bald? Sure, it's possible. Locked up in the Tower of London? It's happened before. Died on the operating table and everyone's stalling until they can get her replacement from the same firm that did Paul McCartney's doppleganger back in the sixties? Yeah why not, sounds like something they'd do.

#ask to tag