#anarchy my dudes

[mexreny]

fit cubito has the BEST character progression in the entire qsmp if not one of the most COMPLEX personalities. argue with me.

#qsmp #qsmp fit #q!fit #his past in the wastelands and how it affected him… #the internalized homophobia that he learned and challenges every day each time he sees pac (and today when he finally asked him on a date) #his love for his son #his love for his friends #his dedication to protecting his loved ones #his strength and his ability to fight #his deep yearning for destruction and anarchy that he learned in 2b2t yet barely indulges in and only for jokes #HIS FUCKING LORE DUDE. HIS BACKSTORY. HIS FUTURE. #ITSALL SWINGIJG AROUND IN MY HEAD LIKE A SHAKEN BABY

[aroplatonic]

what to call an alterous relationship that you don't want to call queerplatonic because that term carries a lot of assumptions that make you uncomfortable

#like what do you do when relationship anarchy leads to wanting a label dude #i don't want people to think we have a situation of ''platonic feelings but ''''stronger uwu'''' and life partners most important person #bc that's just straight up not true #that's what most people would call my relationship with my Actual life partner lmao #but very crucially that is just platonic #aromantic #aro #aspec

[noknownpredators]

🏃‍♂️ and 📝 ?

🏃‍♂️ - fast paced scenes that cut straight to the chase or slow paced scenes that observe detail and/or have buildup?

i like both but i'm always a big sucker for stuff that goes 0-100- 'hanging out with a friend one second already stuffed in their stomach the next' type beat.

📝- Do you have any ocs specifically for vore?

this motherfucker whom i've yet to name and a few more who i haven't drawn before, p much all shapeshifting monster preds

#this is a wip please don't mind the. weird shading #well it was supposed to be a doodle but i overworked it and now it's in this weird liminal space so i have to finish it #i usually just call it o.belix but its more a placeholder. tho I can't think of a better name #anyways #shapeshifting alien dude on earth to install anarchy and also eat a bunch. i have whole diagrams i have to make on his internal anatomy #and also just me projecting my transition goals lmao #ask #mine #unwilling prey #soft vore #unwilling vore #v.ore #vore art

[probablyferal]

Eat bread do crime

#like a crow my dude #crowcore #gremlincore #feralcore #raccoons #cryptidcore #feral #Shinies #bread #crime #shitpost #so much crime tho #Arson #murder #is anarchy a crime? #living the life #Eat bread do crime

[sammydem0n64]

This sure is a family!

#I may end up redoing Russo’s design bc the version in my head. in more dilfy. but alas #you can shut down Rasse’s whole world just by telling her both of her parents are gay!!! #my art #demon’s ocs #art #artists on tumblr #anarchy doodles #crumbled! #gijinka #‘dude it’s midnight’ idc!

[cuntwrap--supreme]

Important life lesson I've learned recently: Never fall in love with an anarchist.

#leon bitches #I'm dying #yesterday i slept for three hours before the horror of what's happening kicked in and insomnia kept me from sleep #fucking went and ran like four miles just to drive the thoughts of him out of my brain #didn't work #but before that i had a complete mental breakdown like i haven't in so so long #like. unable to get off the floor. unable to stop hysterical crying. unable to stop shaking. #it was pretty bad #and it's no wonder i didn't sleep. how could i when the only thing I've hoped for for years - my only goal - is distancing himself from me? #and i know I'm making generalizations but anarchists all have shit going on in their heads dude #like. my take on anarchy (as an anarchist) is that everyone should be kind even when we don't beed to be #and we need to do shit to save the planet even if it's kinda extreme #radical kindness kinda route. but without some government entity forcing it. it's just how we should be. #but his type is very overthrow the government kill the politicians force the world to get better #and i agree with bits of that. mostly because it would be faster than waiting for people to wake up and choose kindness. #but he is legitimately about doing shit that can accelerate that change #one of the earliest conversations i had with him he was saying he voted for trump in the hopes he'd collapse the country #that way we can bring on the Mad Max Times which he said are step one for rebuilding a better world #and i think that might be when i fell in love with him #because here's this self-stated conservative hillbilly yet he's as much of a punk as i am #because - as much as i want change to happen without too much death - I've always said the mad max times will have to happen #and he used the exact term I've always used: Mad Max Times #and then we stood around and talked about the best ways to kill politicians and change the world #and he laughed at me for thinking humanity isn't too far gone to be nice #said even in the Star Trek universe there had to be violence before utopia #but i said expecting people to have any shred of decency left is the only way i can cope with the world #and he said that's kinda punk of me. and i maybe got kinda lightheaded thinking how perfect he was. #but he's also literally insane. incredibly unhinged man. #purposefully puts himself into conflict with others in the hopes of getting to kick the shit out of some arrogant dickhead #and i think that's just how anarchic people are. we're all a little fucked in the head. no shade.

[starberry-skies]

i'm on my lunch break rn and i still can't stop being happy that dapples actually got a long range poking weapon this is a literal game changer

#blah blah extra wide roller and op sniper blah blah new gun blah blahhhh #none of that matters. my favorite weapon FINALLY gets a longe range sub #and torpedo is so great for it!! again it's no fizzy bomb but damn i'll take it #i'll be home in abt 2 and a half hours to actually analyze the vid #asjjdhsmsnfjdnd i'm so psyched fot this #ppl in the comments saying it's an early christmas are so right dude #i'm gonna listen to anarchy rainbow and try to stay masked lol #chirping #splat posting

[delusion-of-negation]

so glad I spoiled my ballot in the last election so I can't be so let down by how every major party in my country has now said that they're going to take away trans rights lmao

#I'm not american this isn't about america #they're banning me from going for a piss #what the fuck dude I can't even shit now #amongst other things and everything like #they're making equality laws exclude us too #for the record I wrote that they're all cunts #and drew an anarchy symbol on my ballot

[starsidexiv]

I'm just better.

#starside speaks #splatoon 3 #dude this anarchy battles are INSANE #rainmaker is sO MUCH FUN THO #and my team in cracked on the sticks too #now...its going to get a lot more tougher #IM READY FOR THE SMOKE

[vampirechatroom]

Most significant anarchist of all time?

the anarchist reading this 😌

seriously, though—emma goldman, kropotkin, edward abbey, the haymarket martyrs...they're all incredible, and i love them for what they've given us, but the most important anarchist is the person next to you at the riot or the meal distro.

that's the beauty of anarchy. there's a place within it for all of us, it's within all of us, and we're all important within it.

#idk if this makes sense dude i just took my sleep meds #also i'm like...not an expert on anarchy just a simple anarchist #anarchy #leftism #asks

[zouisalmightie]

im convinced these white men on sons of anarchy took the role cuz they are allowed to say racial slurs without consequence.

#the way oh dude from spn has been saying the hard we and ever anti mexican epithet #hard er* #he’s fuckin loving it and it makes my teeth itch whenever he does it #sons of anarchy

[lovely-hikari-cosplay]

Splatoon please… I implore you…

FIX THE MATCHMAKING

#there is NO REASON I should be going up against X Battle Division players #ESPECIALLY GOLD ONES #and ESPECIALLY ESPECIALLY since I’ve never ranked higher than S! #I’ve literally all matches against at LEAST 1 X Battle Division player #and when I was lucky enough to get one on my Team #HERE COMES ONE WITH A GOLD DIVISION BADGE AND ANOTHER WITH AN ANARCHY STREAK TO GO WITH THEIR DIVISION BADGE #IM TIRED DUDE #let’s not even TALK about the Team Comps #I’m playing Pro for Springfest and we are routinely outranged whenever I play ZiMi #I only started getting actually long range teammates when I swapped back to Dualies or TriSloshNouveau #please we’re two years in Splat Devs DO SOMETHING #splatoon 3 #they’re all Tentatek Divisions too for whatever it’s worth #I’ve seen em all from basic to like green to purple to blue to gold ALL just TODAY #FOR DAY 1 OF SPRINGFEST

[whatyoutaughtwasfear]

kratos!fit and atreus!ramon. goodnight

#was thinkin about. tridents. and anger. and this popped into my head. #me @ myself: #'i dont want these' #lauratexts2024 #i guess this makes spre/en wife lmao. mans dead #MADAGIO ZEUS? idk i dont remember the plot #who the fuck controlled the crows like he controls the cats. old dude. ODIN. #oh wait but phil. hm. #does this make pac freya?? did they have relations? idk idk #no. pac and mike as the dwarves. lmao. #PHIL AS THE FUCKING WORLD TREE SQUIRREL. BC THE DIFFERENT COLOURS OF HIM. LMAOOOO. #anyway. bed time. i have to do government stuff in the morning i cry #wait im an idiot phil is OBVIOUSLY the all knowing head #also i forgot freya had a brother (strained relationship) so like. freya pac and freyr mike. #and freyr leading army equals mikes anarchy arc

[starkwlkr]

bitch, i’m a mother! | f1

female driver x f1 drivers (platonic) the reader is around the same age as daniel. i like that almost every story i read about a female driver her team ends up being porsche and I’m not mad about it :) so for this fic, the reader is driving for porsche lol also I’m just making up names for the engineers and team principal. also because I’m in love with charlie hunnam, my man is gonna make an appearance

part 1 part 3

Y/N BEING THE MOTHER OF EVERY DRIVER IN THE PADDOCK

“Y/n is so great, you’re going to love her. She’s the best.” Oscar listened to his new teammate as they walked into the Porsche hospitality. The rookie immediately felt out of place with him being the only one in papaya colors while Lando was in casual clothes.

“Hey, Lando!”

“Lando! How’s it going?”

“Norris, hey!”

Lando greeted most of the Porsche team with a smile while Oscar nodded at them. “I hang out here sometime if you couldn’t tell.” Lando joked.

“So if I can’t find you in Mclaren . . ”

“There’s a big chance I might be here.”

Oscar nodded once again. “Noted. Where’s Y/n?”

As if on cue, Y/n walked into the Porsche hospitality with her team principal by her side. Once she spotted Lando, she called out his name. As the Brit approached the driver and team principal, he gave her a big hug. It was the start of the 2023 season and they hadn’t seen each in a while, of course he was going to give her a hug.

“I’ll see you around, Y/n. Nice to see you, Lando, and you must be mclaren’s rookie. Welcome to F1, I’m Adam.” The Porsche team principal greeted Oscar.

“Thank you—” before Oscar could continue, Y/n cut him off.

“I’ve heard so many great things about you! And you’re an Aussie too! What is it with Mclaren and Aussies? Whatever, I’m glad you’re here, Oscar. I hope you enjoy yourself. Have you eaten yet? I was just in my way to get breakfast. Let me tell you a secret, the Porsche hospitality has the best food in the paddock.” Oscar instantly felt at home with the female driver. She had a comforting presence that Oscar immediately took notice of.

“Told you she’s the best. Just wait until it’s your birthday. She bakes you a cake.” Lando told Oscar.

The entire grid was together for their drivers briefing early in the morning. After going over every detail of the upcoming Grand Prix, the race director decided to let the drivers voice their concerns.

“Does anyone have any questions?”

Y/n raised her hand. “I wanna know who banned the pit wall celebration.”

“Anyone else?”

“Yeah, I’d like to know as well.” Lewis added.

“We can discuss pit wall celebrations at a later time. Excuse me, I am needed somewhere else.” The race director excused himself.

“Don’t worry, I don’t care about being banned. I’ll be there like a proud mom taking millions of pictures of you when you win.” Y/n whispered to Lewis as she layed her head on his shoulder.

“And I’ll be doing the same when you win.” Lewis replied.

“What about when I win? I also want millions of pictures taken of me and the exact same chocolate cake you baked for me for my birthday a year ago. Extra sprinkles please.” Lando smiled innocently.

“Fine, win first then I’ll bake. Shouldn’t be that hard unless you got a tractor for a car.” Y/n teased. “I love you, Lando. Of course I’ll take millions of pictures of you when you win.”

It was a perfect day to race in Silverstone. Like always, Lando had his family in attendance. He was in the mclaren garage when he spotted Y/n on one of the tvs being interviewed by Lissie.

“Hey, that’s my grid mum!” He told his engineer as if his engineer didn’t already know. His smile quickly faded when a blonde man appeared behind Y/n in sunglasses. Lando then watched as the man’s name appeared on the tv.

Charlie Hunnam, actor.

Who was he and why was he with his grid mom?

“Hey, that’s the dude from Sons of Anarchy! My wife watches that series.” Lando heared someone say. He continued to watch the screen as Lissie asked Charlie a question about Y/n.

“She’s incredible, absolutely amazing. I’m happy I finally get to see her talent in person.” Charlie replied, smiling at Y/n which made her blush.

“He’s British . . ” he mumbled.

After Lissie thanked Y/n and Charlie for the interview, the camera kept rolling on them as they walked away. That’s when Lando saw Charlie hold Y/n’s hand then pressed a kiss to the back of it.

“She’s dating a British man and she didn’t tell me?!”

Lando immediately walked out the garage and straight to the Porsche garage. He had a strong feeling Y/n would be showing her new lover around so he started there. He soon spotted the couple talking with the Porsche team principal, Adam.

“Oh, hey Lando! I was about to look for you. I want you to meet Charlie.” Y/n excused herself from Adam and introduced Charlie to her grid son.

“It’s very nice to meet you, mate. Y/n had told me a lot about you.” Charlie smiled.

“Yeah, I’ve heard nothing about you. Nada, zero, not a single thing, zilch.” Lando then turned his attention to Y/n. “I think we need to talk.”

“Okay . . ” Y/n said confused as she turned to Charlie to tell him she would be right back. Lando took her hand and dragged her to a corner away from Charlie. “Lando! What’s wrong? Are you nervous about today?”

“Why didn’t you tell me you had a boyfriend?”

Oh.

“You always tell me everything and now I kinda feel betrayed. Especially when i also found out he’s British!” Lando said dramatically.

“Lando, I’m sorry I didn’t tell you, but it just sorta happened. We met a few months ago and he’s made me the happiest ever since. I wanted to introduce you properly today.” Y/n explained.

“He makes you happy? Like genuinely happy? Because if he doesn’t I will run him over repeatedly.” Lando warned.

Y/n laughed and brought Lando in for a hug. “I know you would, but there’s no need for that. I think he’s the one.”

“Before you leave, there’s actually one more gift for you and you don’t have to guess who it’s from.”

Logan was confused, but happily accepted the gift. It was the annual F1 secret santa and he had just finished unwrapping his present. A gift wrapped perfectly with a blue bow was placed in front of him. The tag read ‘From Y/n’ in neat handwriting.

“Thank you, Y/n! I don’t even want to open it, it’s wrapped so good.” Logan chuckled.

Every year, anyone who got a nicely wrapped gift knew it was from Y/n. And any year that someone new entered the season, Y/n would give them a gift during secret santa. She did it for Lando, George, Alex, Charles, Yuki and Guanyu when they were rookies and now she was doing it for Logan and Oscar. She had even sent Nyck a present as well, she wished he was in the paddock doing secret santa as well though.

“Okay, I’ll open it, I’m too curious.” Logan finally unwrapped the present and saw it was a Miami Heat jersey singed by LeBron James. Logan almost freaked out when he saw the signature.

“Holy shit! Wait sorry, I can’t curse, but holy shit!” He took the jersey out of the box and admired it. “This is incredible.”

“You love it?” He heard the familiar comforting voice of Y/n from behind him. “I hope it’s the right size.” She joined Logan in front of the camera.

“It is, don’t worry,” he chuckled as he gave her a hug. “Thank you so much, I love it.”

“I think you just adopted another son.” The camera man told her.

“I love all my grid sons equally.”

#formula 1 #f1 x reader #formula 1 imagine #f1 imagine #f1 x you #f1 driver!reader #f1 one shot #f1 #f1 fanfic #f1 fic #platonic #f1 x female reader

[royalarchivist]

Ramon had a cute idea for the Huevitos (members of Fit's community) to fill the #ramonbday tag with art and kind messages so he can show them to Fit for his birthday (February 1st), so here's my contribution! I have over 800 Fit-related clips, so it was hard to choose just a few fun moments from stream :'D

Even though the QSMP server won't be open until February 3rd, we still have a few more days to share messages, art, etc. – so if you'd like to post something for Ramon to potentially include in Fit's birthday surprise, make sure to post it by January 31st and use the tag #ramonbday!

[ Subtitle Transcript ↓ ]

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Fit: I can't believe I'm a homosexual now.

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FitMC 2023 - 2024 Highlights

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Vegetta: Leonarda, give me the picture.

Fit: Leonarda, you should give him a picture.

Vegetta: It's for saving your life!

Fit: [Picks up the photo she dropped] Oh, now I have it. [Sees its a photo of Vegetta and Melissa in their stripper outfits] Oh. Oh my.

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Fit: It's a life experience Tubbo, you know? Aren't you glad you–

Tubbo: "Life experience" deez nuts, you bald bastard.

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Fit: Ok, I'm looking through the bars– There's like, yeah–

Pac: [Falls off the wall] AAAAA–

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Fit: [Dumping his wild cats in the Bakery] I'll just– I'll just release them in here. Screw it. What's the worst that could happen?

[The next day]

The big cats are still, uh– [Sees the cats mauling the Baker] Oh my god. They do NOT like the Baker

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Jaiden: Fit, you're just a guy, right?

Fit: I'm just a dude. I'm just like– I'm just like the generic RPG protagonist. Like, human male, warrior. Like, it's– I'm as vanilla as you can get

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Fit: Sneeg– shut up, I'm doing gay roleplay right now!

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Fit: Tubbo, if you want to disable mines, you are disrespecting the entire Hispanic community.

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Fit: What are you doin' staring at me, Baldy? Yeah, you think you're hot sht?

[The Binary Monster shows up]

Fit: OH, FCK–

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Fit: The oldest anarchy server in Minecraft.

Fit: The youngest gay roleplay server in Minecraft.

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Fit: [While playing "Hide and Seek" with Ramon] If he moves, then I know that was the spot.

Ramon: [Stares at him as the Metal Gear Solid "discovered by an enemy" vwing! sound plays]

Fit: [Cackles] WHERE YOU GOIN' BOY? WHERE YOU GOIN' BOY?

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Fit: To be a turtle in the Arctic, you hate to see it. Yeah, you know this turtle is... not so different from me. It's living in a place that's trying to KILL it.

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Tubbo: [To Pac] Just lay down. [Starts Casualonas-ing] This is for you.

Fit: [Immediately equips his weapon]

Tubbo: This is for you, king.

Pac: [Laughs] Fit - you see this?

Fit: [Shoots Tubbo, who starts screaming] I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Uh-

Tubbo: Ok, ok, well he–

Fit: Misfire, misfire, misfire!

Tubbo: He wasn't- he wasn't- OW OW OW!

Fit: Misfire!

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Fit: Sometimes- it's not about doing the right thing, Phil – it's about doing the more entertaining thing. Right?

Phil: PFTTTTT–

Fit: They banned my ass. They're like, "Why are you talking to Pac like that?" That's unacceptable on this family-friendly Christian Minecraft server (TM). Like– "We can't be having any of that." "Can't be having any of THAT."

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Cucurucho: [Slowly turns to stare at Fit while Pac is talking to him]

Fit: [Silently starts cracking up]

Pac: Ok Cucurucho, I'm gonna be waiting for your response

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[Fit putting up art that Ramon drew]

Foolish: Boo it if it's bad!

Fit: Heyyyyyy! That's actually –

Foolish: Oh! Wait, that's– That's actually pretty good, what the fck.

Fit: Ramon, you weren't supposed to actually try. This is incredible!

[They both laugh]

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Pac: Yeah, yeah! I was–

Tubbo: Everyone goes through their dick phase.

Fit: Yeah...

Pac: Yeah, everyone does.

Fit: Oh? Oh– is that so, Tubbo? Yeah?

Tubbo: Everyone- everyone–

Fit: When did you go through your dick phase? [Laughs]

Tubbo: I'd argue I'm in my dick phase right now.

Fit: Uh, you know, speakin' of spruce– you know Bruce Lee, right?

Phil: Yeah?

Fit: If Bruce Lee was a plant, he'd be Spruce Tree.

Phil: [Disappointed grumbling]

Fit: [Laughs]

[Fit gets kicked off the server]

Fit: [Laughs even harder]

#FitMC #Morning Crew #QSMP #ramonbday #Fit #Ramon #Edited #Subtitles #AT LAST #It always takes forever to write the transcript of these subtitles #hopefully I didn't miss too much #anyways. I do have so many frickin clips it was hard to narrow it down #I love the wii music it really is the perfect background music for these kinds of videos #Portfolio

[humanityinahandbag]

took an edible, got high (still high), and decided to try and find roller coaster tycoon on steam and ended up in the reviews section and yippee ki-gay i hit the fucking jackpot

Like this very honest (and earnestly sweet at first) self critique:

Or what about this wonderful pro/con list of more expensive game options:

This person right here is a master of sound and acoustics, an appreciator of auditory Borgia.

There were some reviews from tech people as well who gave super helpful advice. I just thought that this dude had the best description I've ever heard for annoying little bugs on the computer. I want this person to write newspaper headlines.

And this one?

Shakespeare.

And here's even more brutal honesty from people who understand just how feral we were as kids and probably continue to be as adults. Every one of us was apparently living childhood with the gumption and drive of a pack of raccoons stuck in a dumpster. Our only goals were anarchy and OSHA violations.

And when they quote the game, it reads like an ominous short sci-fi apocalyptic horror story.

But my favorite probably would be this incredible set of reviews that Steam dropped right beside one another that absolutely describe the game in what I can only describe as a visual masterpiece.

10/10 ⭐️ Guest 203 Has Drowned :D

want to blaze this post because you get it

#roller coaster tycoon #I am very high #whoops #it's a owkr night #wort #work #me #review #reviews #lol #just a thing #real quick #anyway #gotta go sleepy sleep