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Adriana:Trans fact! Today is the anniversary of the death of Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Abe Lincoln.

Mai:....why is that a trans fact? Am I allowed to ask that?

Silvia:Good fact!

Mai:That’s not a good fact, in my opinion!

Laura:Trans fact:Every day is trans tuesday.

Mai:That’s- that’s fine, but I don’t think that’s a very good fact to say, trans fact, Lee Harvey Oswald was assassinated-

Laura:You don’t support trans tuesday?

Mai:That’s not what I’m saying!

Laura:Are you transphobic?

Mai:I’m not transphobic, I’m not sure how we got to this conclusion!

Cathy:Trans fact! Colorblind people can’t hear green.

Mai:You’re just saying nonsense. You’re just- you’re not saying anything of any substance.

Adela:Trans fact, Abe Lincoln once pardoned a man for bestiality. The man was fucking a horse.

Mai:Please don’t share this sort of information to me. I don’t want to know.

Luke:Trans fact, Abraham Lincoln was trans, source:just trust me.

Camilo:I’m not american, why so many trans facts?

Mai:Why do- it’s not an american thing to believe in trans rights.

Adriana:Trans fact, go rob a bank.

(Mai puts her head in her hands.)

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Adela:I will convert this foundation into a wizard tower at the cost of three stamina.

Luke:Okay. So for those unfamiliar with what a wizard tower does, anyone in this range (draws a circle with his finger), every turn, any enemy randomly, will get hit by a eight-point damage bolt of lightning.

Cathy:Sounds dangerous!

Luke:Give me a dice roll to see how accurate that tower is.

Emma:Did the crabs act? They were supposed to move, I think.

Luke:No they didn’t, thank you. They’ll go after this.

Adela:Four.

Luke:That’s closest to this girl, so she’ll get hit by a bolt of lightning and instantly fly against a wall and pass out. “You brought magic into our bar brawl! And we were nice enough to forget our turn!” This crab, who was once nice enough to skip her turn, does indeed whip out her pistol and stupidly shoot against the wizard tower. (He rolls a d20.) Oh, she destroyed it.

Cathy:So she brilliantly shoots at the wizard tower.

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Luke:(looking at annoying volume sliders) Oh, dear god. You roll a lot of dice and whatever number you get is your volume. And you can hold a few to try the rest.

Adela:Roll 1d20 of Volume.

Luke:Add your Strength stat into it- Volume test for me, please!

Adela:I critted. I will now hear poorly for the rest of the scene.

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Adela:All right guys, we’re playing “how many shots to date” again.

Jan:Aw, I wanted the fight one. I liked that one.

Li Dailin:I like drinking.

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Adela:All right, house rules. You only get one 0 and one 10. So how many shots to date meme live-action Sonic?

Li Dailin:Zero.

Hart:Zero??

Li Dailin:He got cancelled on the internet.

Adela:Just for being ugly. Didn’t even do anything.

Jan:Dude, imagine if your tongue hit those weird little teeth.

Li Dailin:Even more of a zero. The new one is too trendy.

Shoichi:You like the ones mistreated by nature.

Li Dailin:Shoichi, think with me. Math. Two negatives make a plus. Ugly plus egly equals good.

Jan:I think she’s calling you ugly right now.

Shoichi:Son of a bitch. Eight shots.

#incorrect quotes #eternal return incorrect quotes #black survival incorrect quotes #adelablacksurvival #lidailinblacksurvival #hartblacksurvival #janblacksurvival #i need to tell yall this but it's very much not worthy of its own post #long fuckin story to explain but i imagined translating arda as like. school teacher. for teenagers #(by long fuckin story i mainly mean 'i don't wanna explain it rn') #and i was just thinking #isn't translating the professor petunia thing COMEDIC IN NATURE if you're imagining it like that #like yeah realistically he'd just have been a history major and she'd be a history professor but like #IMAGINE. IMAGINE IT WITH ME. PICTURE IT. MIDDLE AND HIGH SCHOOL HISTORY TEACHER #WITH THIS MUCH LORE BEHIND HIM #it just knocks me out. just thinking of it #i've been keeping a lot of ideas inside my mind to progress on a different way but this is smth i had to state

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Luke:Come in hot, because I’m boiling!

Rozzi:He did not just say a catchphrase. He did not. (She puts her hand in front of her eyes.) Adela, when I open my eyes, please tell me he didn’t just say a catchphrase.

Adela:He did not say a catchphrase.

Rozzi:Thanks. I wanted to live in an universe where he didn’t just do that, just for a few seconds.

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Silvia:Hey, why are you so quiet?

Barbara:I’m in energy saving mode right now.

Chiara:Je ne parle pas anglais.

Hart:I can only speak fifteen words a month... A-and I just used them all up.

Li Dailin:My dad got killed by a dictionary.

Shoichi:If you really want to hear what I have to say, you have to upgrade to a premium subscription, which is 29,99 a month with no free trial.

Adela:My mother was a librarian and my father was a buddhist monk. They met on a silent retreat and got married. And then they died.

Zahir:I suppose I see people like you, and I think to myself “please mighty one never let me get to that point”.

Isol:My street name is silent K. Ask me another dumb question and you’ll get kuh-nocked out.

Alex:I was counting to one million in my head this whole time and you made me lose count. Now I gotta start all over again. Thanks a lot, jerk.

Celine:My therapist says it all goes back to my fear of abandonment. Thanks for asking.

#immortal soul incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #eternal return incorrect quotes #didn't realize how off my game i am until i SOMEHOW switched one of the words in zahir's bit with like. laser #which one? beats me #silviablacksurvival #barbarablacksurvival #chiarablacksurvival #hartblacksurvival #lidailinblacksurvival #shoichiblacksurvival #adelablacksurvival #zahirblacksurvival #isolblacksurvival #alexblacksurvival #celineblacksurvival #i know that when it comes to the character themselves i made a lot of guesses but i'm proud of me for guessing it was a silvia cosplay #on a vaguely related note. been watching carole and tuesday. but also not really #the episode before the season ends was sad and i thought 'damn that sucks' #then didn't go to watch the rest #it's been a few days #i need to cut this habit #whenever it's the belly of the whale i'm like damn ok *stops watching* #it starts going bad and i'm like 'bye' #'that sucked. get well soon'

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Adela:Guy who loses at chess and makes excuses like “whatever, the queen is OP, it’s so cheap, only cowards use her”.

#immortal soul incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #eternal return incorrect quotes #adelablacksurvival #i. liked huntress lenox #not gonna say anything else. i liked it

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Adela:Just imagining the face of the robber who stole my wallet, grabbed my credit card and the fake password I leave written down on a paper beside it, and went to an ATM to block it for me.

JP:Dang! What’s it like living in 2922?

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Silvia:Hey, Luke! Happy new year, I got run over while driving my bike today.

Luke:Holy...! Hope you get better soon!

. . .

Adela:(enters the room) I saw someone on a bike in the middle of the street, so I ran them over with my car. Happy new year, Luke.

Luke:What a... what a coincidence. Happy new year, Adela!

Chloe:Happy new year, guys! What a coincidence indeed, today I was coming back from the bread place and saw a car swerve towards a bike. I agree, run them over.

Luke:Oh my god, now I need closure on this story.

. . .

Jan:Happy new year, man! Saw someone near the bread place just staring at something on the street when I was coming back from the gym. I looked around, and saw that they were watching someone get run over by a car!

Luke:You were watching someone watching an accident, huh? Happy new year.

Laura:Yeah, I was being ridden by someone who got run over by a car near the bread place too. I was the bike.

Aya:I saw some jerk run over a cyclist in the middle of the street while someone laughed near the bread place. If anyone here can give me their names so they can be prosecuted, I’d be thankful.

Luke:Huh! No idea who they are.

. . .

Cathy:Happy new year, everyone! I was called in to help a cyclist who got into a car accident today. They had this plaque saying “give me prime subs”. Odd, right?

Luke:The plot thickens!

Alex:I think I saw something like that while I was on my flight. Hmm.

Jenny:Had a weird dream where I was riding a bike holding a plaque, and someone ran me over. Do you guys think I can give this story to an urban legends show? It’s like I can predict the future.

Sissela:I was walking down the street, and.. I didn’t see anything. I’m blind.

Luke:I am giving up on focusing on anything else today.

. . .

Alex:Hey, Luke. You now have to figure out the answers to what happened today. Decipher who the driver was, who the biker was, and where Hart’s amp is now.

Luke:All right. We do know why the driver hit the second biker, it’s because they were looking at the person that was looking at the breadmaker that was looking at Chloe who was watching the second accident happening.

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Lenox:I rarely ever want to play chess against Adela. There’s upwards of 2000 years of gameplay that hundreds of people have spent thousands of hours studying, so much so that I move my pawn forward and she’s like “ah I see, the bulgarian somersault”.

Lenox:I don’t even know if she’s ever making it up when she names a move anymore. Try to take her bishop with my knight and she says “ah, a rookie mistake, you played the frenchman’s cumsock and within 37 moves you’ll lose”.

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Rozzi:Isol entered this island 18 years ago…. just let it sink in.

Hyejin:No he didn’t….?

Adela:Let it sink in.

Hyunwoo:Isn’t Isol sixteen though, seriously.

Isol:Just let it sink in.

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Eva:I’m really into internet discourse but only pointless and stupid internet discourse like how many holes there are in a straw. It’s two, by the way.

Zahir:It’s an infinite amount of holes, stacked on top of each other.

Eva:Now this is what I want to hear.

Adela:I’m sorry, but mathematically speaking this question has a single objectively correct answer, which is one hole. This can be very simply proven; a straw and a torus are homotopic, and a torus has one hole.

JP:i don’t think that’s true, one of my friends is a taurus and he’s fine with gay people.

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Zahir:Tired of hearing about "healing crystals" that "cleanse your mind and body of negative energy". I want to have the knowledge of which crystals can hurt you and turn you unapproachable.

Adela:Uranium.

Zahir:.....I guess.

Rozzi:Any rock if you’re willing to resort to violence.

Zahir:You are able to be on the same line of thinking as me. You’re hired.

Chiara: Cain.

Zahir:Which piece of media that appeared from nowhere overnight like mushrooms after rain are you referencing? I cannot keep up with these anymore.

Chiara:T... the bible.

Zahir:Oh. You meant the man from the bible who invented murder. Right.

#god turning this into zahir speech makes me understand the guy skipping all of fischl's speeches #immortal soul incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #eternal return incorrect quotes #zahirblacksurvival #adelablacksurvival #rozziblacksurvival #chiarablacksurvival

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Adela:How’d it go?

Rozzi:The building across has children, apparently. Must be home alone. They wouldn’t listen to us at all, Alex even tried to talk them out of it but it didn’t work.

Alex:Not sure what went wrong.

Adela:(inhales) I believe that maybe it’s the fact that you’re strangers, with one of you carrying a gun and having half of your face burned and the other looking like he came out of the Matrix that threw them off.

#immortal soul incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #eternal return incorrect quotes #adelablacksurvival #rozziblacksurvival #alexblacksurvival #while no offense is meant it is still a fact yknow #the thing i ripped it from is kinda like that too? it's not meant to be a roast of them but it is true #though in the original it's an armed man with a huge scar across his face and only one arm #and a guy that's heavily tattooed and dressed like a priest #the literal worst combination which says a lot considering the pyromaniac and the ex military #plus the guy that's always smoking and has half his face burned off #WHAT A TEAM #sidenote just realized the irony of saying he's armed. heehoo #my best puns are always accidental

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Adela:(dressed up as a vampire for halloween) Ah ah ah ah, it is I, Dracula. Happy hallow ween, ahh hah hah.

Camilo:I have garlic.

Adela:Fuck off.

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