#chiarablacksurvival

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Camilo:Sometimes things can make you sad. You know all about that, right? Master of emotions.

Chiara:I cry all the time. I cried at little women a year ago.

Camilo:The movie, right?

Daniel:No, she saw a bunch of small women on the street and started sobbing.

Chiara:Why were they so little?!

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(Chiara tries to create a sense of calm by burning incense. The incenses turn out to be sparklers.)

Chiara:Why does this feel on-brand for me...?

#see the reason why people ask me to do certain characters is that it works #inserts the idea into my mind. every time i'm like 'ok i cannot guarantee anything' then i find one the same day #after realizing this would work for her i instantly thought 'well top of the queue to make that post look so funny' #not the best example of a chiara quote but it is on-brand #black survival incorrect quotes #eternal return incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #chiarablacksurvival #i do legitimately need to vary a bit on which characters i pick. i feel like the same five are just in rotation all the time

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Chiara:JFC means Jesus fucking Christ, I feel like you shouldn’t use it if you’re not christian.

Shoichi:Gatekeeping blasphemy now, too?

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Daniel:Old people love to own two identical, ugly as shit dogs.

Chiara:My brother’s grandmother has been buying the exact same identical dog for sixty years and naming each one boochie. I hate its immortal suffering.

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Camilo:How many public restrooms have you screamed in?

Chiara:My real legitimate answer is around six.

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Lenox:Got any guesses to what that dog was barking at?

Chiara:I don’t know, I don’t like dogs. I was running for exercise and a rotten dalmatian jumped right up against a fence and started growling for no reason. Just because I was passing, I’m not a burglar...

Chiara:I worry about this, if I have kids, them running away. Then you see parents with their kids on leashes and think “well that’s wrong” but the more I think about it the more I understand their point of view.

Lenox:(holding back laughter) Took you this whole time and you never answered my question.

Chiara:What was the dog barking at? Anything! Dogs bark at anything!

Lenox:That would’ve been an acceptable answer!

Chiara:Dogs bark at mailmen, dogs bark at birds on a tree!

Lenox:Anything would’ve been an acceptable answer! You’d be a horrible contestant on Family Feud.

#incorrect quotes #black survival incorrect quotes #eternal return incorrect quotes #lenoxblacksurvival #chiarablacksurvival #why do i feel so confident they don't have a duo tag. feels undue. but i'm so confident i'm not even checking

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Chiara:There’s, uhm... This one thing... That everyone but Nathapon knows, around here.

Emma:(does the “bestie” hand motion) We’re best friends, right? I tell you things, you tell me things!

#immortal soul incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #eternal return incorrect quotes #chiarablacksurvival #emmablacksurvival #mahogany and azure #still so funny. that in the origin of this quote. it's like 'TELL ME WHAT'S UP' and she's like 'ok not now but later maybe' #then end of the episode she snaps and screams it to the world and the guy who doesn't know

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Silvia:Hey, why are you so quiet?

Barbara:I’m in energy saving mode right now.

Chiara:Je ne parle pas anglais.

Hart:I can only speak fifteen words a month... A-and I just used them all up.

Li Dailin:My dad got killed by a dictionary.

Shoichi:If you really want to hear what I have to say, you have to upgrade to a premium subscription, which is 29,99 a month with no free trial.

Adela:My mother was a librarian and my father was a buddhist monk. They met on a silent retreat and got married. And then they died.

Zahir:I suppose I see people like you, and I think to myself “please mighty one never let me get to that point”.

Isol:My street name is silent K. Ask me another dumb question and you’ll get kuh-nocked out.

Alex:I was counting to one million in my head this whole time and you made me lose count. Now I gotta start all over again. Thanks a lot, jerk.

Celine:My therapist says it all goes back to my fear of abandonment. Thanks for asking.

#immortal soul incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #eternal return incorrect quotes #didn't realize how off my game i am until i SOMEHOW switched one of the words in zahir's bit with like. laser #which one? beats me #silviablacksurvival #barbarablacksurvival #chiarablacksurvival #hartblacksurvival #lidailinblacksurvival #shoichiblacksurvival #adelablacksurvival #zahirblacksurvival #isolblacksurvival #alexblacksurvival #celineblacksurvival #i know that when it comes to the character themselves i made a lot of guesses but i'm proud of me for guessing it was a silvia cosplay #on a vaguely related note. been watching carole and tuesday. but also not really #the episode before the season ends was sad and i thought 'damn that sucks' #then didn't go to watch the rest #it's been a few days #i need to cut this habit #whenever it's the belly of the whale i'm like damn ok *stops watching* #it starts going bad and i'm like 'bye' #'that sucked. get well soon'

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Chiara:My grandmother died.

Emma:Aww..... Je regrette.

Chiara:

Chiara:

Chiara:I... I think you meant desolé.

Emma:Wait, what did I say?

Chiara:”My bad”.

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Adriana:This was all your fault, Chiara! I’m gonna pluck you up, melt you down and make a fucking necklace!

Chiara:Yeah, I probably deserve it.... I’m a filthy sinner.

Adriana:Oh, wait, shit. You don’t make this fun ‘cause you’re sad!

Chiara:I’m.. always sad? It’s just- I’m sorry??

Adriana:Well now I just feel bad. Dammit!

#immortal soul incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #eternal return incorrect quotes #adrianablacksurvival #chiarablacksurvival #aglaia's pass:kyrie eleison #k. i'm dropping things in at once rapidfire #first felix. EH! i think making original erbs characters is a mistake since all their lore is is just that description and their voicelines #so he's probably gonna be meh. patch notes were kinda unremarkable #anyway now to the thing i DO want to talk about. you know how they took off dislikes? #that one lyre video has 5.6k views. i don't care about it by now but it does bring a perk to it #'what's the perk' ratios and information #since i'm a curious little boy i experimented and now i know exactly how it works #i can still see how many dislikes the video has. you guys can't #i disliked my own video and it did note it down. 6 to 7 dislikes #it's not a useless button. if you guys randomly decided to dislike bomb it i'd 100% be able to see it #this won't stop disheartening youtubers. if i didn't agree that that video isn't good i'd be feeling bad about those dislikes #i get seven views on some videos for scale. that hop in views is huge #so that reason is bullshit. it's also not going to stop dislike bombing. it's just gonna stop the weird attitude towards it at best #like. no one's gonna hop in and be like HEHEHEHE X AMOUNT OF DISLIKES. that's it. you can still dislike bomb #so those reasons are just lies. let's be honest it's just because they're sick of youtube rewinds being visibly dislike-bombed #also ad videos #so now if you ever want to talk about it you have this information like i do. thank you and good afternoon

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Chiara:Are you okay?!

Li Dailin:I’ll be alright, optic lady!

Chiara:O...optic...?

Li Dailin:Gothic? Sorry.

#immortal soul incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #eternal return incorrect quotes #chiarablacksurvival #lidailinblacksurvival #i jinxed it. i truly jinxed it #i mentioned that it'd SUCK ASS if that one lyre video got more views than the luke meme #GUESS HOW MANY VIEWS IT HAS NOW #HOW DOES IT HAVE 537 VIEWS #WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED #dude the last thing i wanna be known for is playing the lyre badly #originally i thought 'huh weird it has comments now' NO BITCH IT HAS OVER FIVE HUNDRED VIEWS NOW #and because that wasn't upsetting enough the playlist is now blocked worldwide over copyright issues #i'll never understand. it's not even monetized. why #just one of those alone would be enough to upset me but finding both out at the same time... #i know i sound spoiled at best for being angry that a video is being viewed but that video is me clumsily playing gi lyre #it's pretty damn bad. it has two dislikes and i am inclined to agree with the dislikes #i'm not even upset about that i'm just upset it blew up at all #ironically enough it's not been recommended by youtube apparently #not much at least #there's an influx of people specifically searching that song on the lyre #i don't wanna be presumptuous and say it's directly because i mentioned it but like #either it is or mysteriously the views slowly started going up at that time accidentally #it became a sharp sharp increase at november 5th but from the exact day forwards it noticeably gets a few more than usual #in any case i'm giving up on the ~promising~ music career #might try to pitch shift or speed up the three evil problematic songs on there. if that doesn't fix it i'll edit them out entirely #ironically the three evil problematic songs aren't the ones i'm really invested in keeping so no promises there #thanks to g i-dle and roosterteeth for being cooler about this. makes sure i don't have to worry about those bits

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Zahir:Tired of hearing about "healing crystals" that "cleanse your mind and body of negative energy". I want to have the knowledge of which crystals can hurt you and turn you unapproachable.

Adela:Uranium.

Zahir:.....I guess.

Rozzi:Any rock if you’re willing to resort to violence.

Zahir:You are able to be on the same line of thinking as me. You’re hired.

Chiara: Cain.

Zahir:Which piece of media that appeared from nowhere overnight like mushrooms after rain are you referencing? I cannot keep up with these anymore.

Chiara:T... the bible.

Zahir:Oh. You meant the man from the bible who invented murder. Right.

#god turning this into zahir speech makes me understand the guy skipping all of fischl's speeches #immortal soul incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #eternal return incorrect quotes #zahirblacksurvival #adelablacksurvival #rozziblacksurvival #chiarablacksurvival

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Johann:Lesbians, what is your wisdom today?

Chiara:Invest in silver.

Fiora:Kiss women.

Nicky:All girls.... beautiful.

Johann:Excellent. Gays, what is your wisdom today?

Daniel:Boys... good.

JP:Agsjdksjdkjs.

Johann:Incredible. Bi, pan and poly people, what is your wisdom today?

Hyunwoo:People are pretty but I can’t talk to them.

Chloe:Ice cream fixes a lot of things.

Johann:Superb. Trans people, nonbinary people, what is your wisdom today?

Luke:If you lick a doorknob, you don’t own it. It owns you.

Isol:May look like I’m twelve, but I’m a man.

Eleven:Kiss everything. Dogs, people, bees, just kiss everything~

Johann:Terrific. Aromantic people, asexual people, what is your wisdom today?

Zahir:Bodies are an illusion and time is fake.

Sua:Cat’s fur is lovely~

Johann:Stupendous. Thank you all for your wisdom.

#the obvious leap in logic from seeing a priest that cares a lot about people is to presume he says gay rights #immortal soul incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #johannblacksurvival #chiarablacksurvival #fiorablacksurvival #nickyblacksurvival #danielblacksurvival #jpblacksurvival #hyunwooblacksurvival #chloeblacksurvival #lukeblacksurvival #isolblacksurvival #elevenblacksurvival #zahirblacksurvival #suablacksurvival #i only just realized as i was writing in the character tags i put in luke as trans/nb #thought i was putting him in the bi/pan/poly one] #yknow what? i'm sticking by that

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Hyejin:Hello, I am here to get rid of the spirit you called about?

Adriana:I didn't call an exorcist?

Chiara:I did, get Lily out of here.

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Emma:Are you in the WhatsApp group yet?

Chiara:N... no, I don’t have a phone.

Emma:W... well, do you want to buy one?

Hyejin:We can chip in.

Nathapon:Are you selling phones?

Emma:(a little loudly and awkwardly, making Chiara sink into her seat) Guys, Chiara doesn’t have a phone! Does anyone want to chip in to ger her one?

Chiara:(in a smaller voice) You really don’t-

Daniel:No.

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Nathapon:What’s the difference between being catholic and roman catholic?

Adriana:You’re in Rome.

Chiara:I don’t know if that’s it.

#immortal soul incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #eternal return incorrect quotes #nathaponblacksurvival #adrianablacksurvival #chiarablacksurvival #as someone raised catholic i think i have the right to never capitalize the word catholic #every single time i'm like 'oh noooo the catholics are gonna try to correct meee' #yknow in that tone where you're like oh nooo but you don't really.... care #all that catholicism has done for me is giving more proof that i have adhd #are any non catholics able to understand the true boredom of being a small child in mass #nothing compares. i'd rather be locked in a small room for the same amount of time than be in church #all that six to seven year old me knew was that i could smell incense and see pretty walls #might've genuinely not been able to hear the damn priest though. i don't think he had a microphone #we were at the back. the level of boredom is that i started stimming by lifting the foot rest thing up and down #until my mom scolded me of course. then i had to stay there stewing on how i'd be willing to knock over the holy water for excitement #take me to church is not as meaningful if you were once a six year old with adhd forced to stay in mass #never take me to church. i'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies right here. never take me to church #except for buying from the food vendors in the church parking lot. in that case take me to church's parking lot anytime #aglaia's pass:kyrie eleison