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Barbara:I am going to break into your house and unleash a horde of locusts in your closet if you don’t stop.
Li Dailin:Wouldn’t even notice with the type of shit I’ve got going on.
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(playing a game where you guess a Steam game through their reviews)
Barbara:“Be careful, mouse-breaking risk”... Breaking your mouse. Cookie Clicker? “Want to play a game, but you’re also feeling lazy? Buy this ‘game’.”
(The next review is a chocolate cookie recipe transcribed into a review.)
Barbara:Oh. It’s cookie clicker.
Eleven:How did you figure that out so quickly?
Barbara:Watch.
(Barbara opens up her Friends steam tab. Lenox is playing Cookie Clicker.)
Barbara:Every SINGLE TIME! Every day she’s playing it! She never closes it! She must have a billion hours on it! No, more than the average Int variable could possibly hold! The greatest quantic computer could not calculate how many cookies she has in that game! She has played it for years! A cookie psychopath!
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Barbara:(Texting) Hey Dailin, there’s an Open Bar at five.
Li Dailin:omg where
Barbara:Nowhere, bitch. This is the only way I can ever get a damn message back.
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Magnus:Yikes, you wear glasses.
Barbara:W.... what????
Magnus:Glasses are an invention from the government to turn people gay by twisting their vision!
Barbara:What a stupid idea.
Magnus:Are you gay?
Barbara:
Barbara:(sighs) Yeah.
Magnus:Hmmmm.
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Barbara:We could rest a bit at their camp before heading into ours... no, the distance is the same from here. Once we’re at our camp, we can think about everything.
Barbara:I thought we’d definitely get a lot of information, but not this much, holy shit, there’s so much to think about.
Lenox:Thought you’d say “but we didn’t find anything”.
Barbara:I almost wish we didn’t!
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Isol:(watching a video on the first time things happened) Airplane! In 1903- Nope.
Barbara:(leans in to look) Wright brothers- no. Not fucking Wright brothers.
Isol:Santos Dumont did it first! This- Santos Dumont did it first, and they did it bigger.
Barbara:Not really, but that’s close enough.
Isol:Santos Dumont was a big open source guy, right? He did everything out in the open, no patents, he invented the wristwatch- Oh, fuck off.
Barbara:Airport isn’t called Wright International Airport.
Isol:Yeah! Santos Dumont invented the plane, the blimp, wristwatch, hangar-
Barbara:Gotta make somewhere to put the plane!
Isol:He invented hot showers too. He did everything. Alone. Didn’t need a brother.
Barbara:Santos Dumont was already flying and those two went “no everyone, we made one! We made one thirty years ago!” Yeah, right! They just sent out the airplane update like they made them!
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(William shows Barbara and Lenox a meme video filmed underwater where within the first few seconds a fish shows up.)
Lenox:Hm, interesting.
Barbara:That fish is so ugly, I don’t like it.
William:(pauses it) I don’t want to show you the rest. A video of the plain sea and you’re letting out a “hm interesting”??
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Lenox:Barbara won’t let me film us sleeping together so I can watch back the footage and see what I say.
Barbara:She talks in her sleep, she’s talking about how she talks in her sleep, we are NOT having sex!
Cathy:No one said anything about sex.
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Shoichi:One time I almost gave Adela a heart attack by saying I "didn't believe" in the Monty Hall problem, and I think that was probably the most evil thing I've done to this day.
Shoichi:I deadpanned through a 10 minute explanation of it and then dropped "oh, no, I get it. I just don't think it works like that." and I could feel how badly she wanted to kill me.
Mai:“The real world doesn’t work that way”? IT DOES, THOUGH! Host never throws out the good prize! You switch every time!
Shoichi:No, I don’t think so.
Barbara:Myth Busters did a segment on it.
Shoichi:I am smarter than the Myth Busters. I would look at a Myth and simply know, without any Busting.
JP:(barely containing his laughter) W... without... busting?
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Barbara:Did you seriously bring a butter knife to the fight?!
Mai:You get angry so fast, it was the only weapon I could find on such short notice!
Luke:But you know, you have to admit it is... butter than nothing!
Mai:
Barbara:
Luke:Not the time? Not the time.
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Sua:If I was a famous author, I would publish a book with ten different endings, each of which would print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended.
Sua:Then, when they figure it out, I would ‘come clean’, telling them that there were actually 11 different endings and watch them scramble to find the last ending.
Barbara:Are you satan?
Cathy:I’ll pay you five bucks to do that right now.
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Eleven:“Finding the right company.”
Barbara:Uhh... Infojobs?
JP:The guy who made Facebook?
Barbara:What?? Guy who... Infojobs... The fuck does Steve Jobs have to do with this! He’s dead!
JP:Steve Jobs is dead?!
Barbara:You didn’t know that?!
JP:Wait, no, I knew, the information wasn’t sinking. He’s the guy on the wheelchair, right?
Barbara:
Barbara:
Barbara:STEPHEN HAWKING!
Eleven:Hey, JP? Who made Windows?
JP:Calm down. I know this. Mark Zuckerberg made Facebook, Steve Jobs made Apple and is dead, chair dude is dead-
Barbara:What’d he do aside from dying?
JP:Was in chair.
Barbara:She JUST asked you.
JP:Shit! Stephen Hawking!
Barbara:Ha! It wasn’t him, you didn’t know! Bill Gates!
JP:Oh yeah!
Barbara:Stephen Hawking was an astrophysicist!
JP:Yeah! He was smart!
Barbara:Unlike you! Clearly!
Eleven:I can’t make videos here anymore.
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Barbara:(reading the box of a tablet) Wohhh, quad core! Nevermind that those cores definitely suck, doesn’t matter if there’s four of them.
Barbara:If you’re on a dogsled, what would you rather? Two huskies or a million chihuahuas?
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Silvia:By the way, the ending of Odyssey made me lose my shit!
Barbara:I like the bit where Poseidon shipwrecks them for, like, 40 years. Relatable.
Silvia:I don’t remember that part, but I liked playing as bowser and breaking rocks.
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Li Dailin:So basically, you think something’s funky?
Barbara:Yes!
Li Dailin:All right. Then here’s this.
(She takes out a pair of ripped boxers from her pocket, then a big ring of keys.)
Li Dailin:You guys think that priest guy has something to do with all this, right?
Nadine:Not... really?
Barbara:Where did you get those keys? Nevermind that, where did you get that underwear??
Li Dailin:
Li Dailin:Focus on the keys.
Jenny:You can keep those keys. We’re good.
Li Dailin:Listen to me. You guys are in this wave of investigating, you want to know if he’s related to this? (She pulls out a paper.) This is his schedule. And this ring of keys is his.
Silvia:Oh my god, YOU STOLE THE PRIEST??
Li Dailin:Nuh-uh, I borrowed. Stealing is a sin.
Silvia:Ohhhh, like what Jenny said when she stole your watch!
Li Dailin:YOU STOLE MY WATCH?!
Jenny:Iiiiiiii needed to tell the time. I borrowed it.
Li Dailin:Where is it?!
Barbara:She didn’t steal it! She borrowed it!
Jenny:In my bra. One second.
Li Dailin:You put my watch in your tits?!
Jenny:If it was in my wrist, you’d get mad!
Nadine:But not if it’s in your bra....?
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Lenox:I’ve seen this once! If I suck out the poison from the bite, maybe-
Barbara:Don’t fucking do that! If you suck me- oh.
William:What the hell???
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