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Adriana:Trans fact! Today is the anniversary of the death of Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Abe Lincoln.

Mai:....why is that a trans fact? Am I allowed to ask that?

Silvia:Good fact!

Mai:That’s not a good fact, in my opinion!

Laura:Trans fact:Every day is trans tuesday.

Mai:That’s- that’s fine, but I don’t think that’s a very good fact to say, trans fact, Lee Harvey Oswald was assassinated-

Laura:You don’t support trans tuesday?

Mai:That’s not what I’m saying!

Laura:Are you transphobic?

Mai:I’m not transphobic, I’m not sure how we got to this conclusion!

Cathy:Trans fact! Colorblind people can’t hear green.

Mai:You’re just saying nonsense. You’re just- you’re not saying anything of any substance.

Adela:Trans fact, Abe Lincoln once pardoned a man for bestiality. The man was fucking a horse.

Mai:Please don’t share this sort of information to me. I don’t want to know.

Luke:Trans fact, Abraham Lincoln was trans, source:just trust me.

Camilo:I’m not american, why so many trans facts?

Mai:Why do- it’s not an american thing to believe in trans rights.

Adriana:Trans fact, go rob a bank.

(Mai puts her head in her hands.)

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Adriana:If I offered you some mary jane, a joint, a hit, some grass, some pot, in a boiler room, would you take it?

Mai:No, it makes no sense for it to be in a boiler room. I’m already absolutely wasted by it normally, imagine if I were tired. No, sorry. Especially from someone I don’t know that well. I don’t know you at all, actually.

Cathy:I would take it.

Li Dailin:Coward.

Silvia:Hell yeah, pass it to me!

Mai:Well then offer it to literally anyone else. But I’d say no.

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Mai:Hey, Adri! Can we talk for a second?

Adriana:Okay, what is it?

Mai:(in a hushed voice) Could you please stop exploding my house. I like you a lot, but could you please stop exploding my house. Please.

Adriana:Nooooo.... You’re too cute for me not to set you on fire!

Mai:Understandable.

Adriana:No, no, watch this.

(She puts something under the dirt.)

Mai:Adriana. No.

Adriana:It’s not a bomb! Not at all! Look!

(Adriana steps vaguely over it but mostly around what is absolutely the corner of it.)

Mai:Oh, okay then!

(Mai steps over it and explodes.)

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Adriana:(waving around some money) Guys! Look! Look! I got my first paycheck!

Shoichi:Just 300 dollars?

Adriana:I could fuck your mom and still have 300 dollars.

Mai:Haha! Because his mom would be for free, she’d still have 300 dollars!

Shoichi:Thank you, Mai, what would we possibly do without you?

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Adriana:(hands over a flip phone) Here, take a photo!

Mai:....let’s just use my phone.

Adriana:How are you gonna send it to me? I don’t have whatsapp.

Mai:Do you have an email?

Adriana:Nope!

Mai:

Mai:

Mai:I’ll develop the photo.

Adriana:That’s probably best.

#adri starts staring at the developed photo for like a second too long and mai goes 'do not burn it' #immortal soul incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #eternal return incorrect quotes #adrianablacksurvival #maiblacksurvival #burning pile of fabric

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(Bernice finds a cigarette in the bottom of a drawer in an old house.)

Adriana:Bernice! What if this cigarette’s cursed and you get all weird because of the cigarette ghost!

Bernice:If they were to curse anything, it wouldn’t be the cigarette in the bottom of the drawer of the cabinet in the living room.

Mai:That’s what they want you to think.

Adriana:Yeah! She knows what I mean!

Bernice:Nothing is going to happen.

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Mai:Can I... smoke from your pipe?

Adriana:Pfft, you? Why?

Mai:I just... wanted to do this with you. Understand why you do it.

(Adriana quietly hands her the pipe.)

Mai:How do you do this, exactly?

Adriana:You just put it on your mouth and suck on it.

(Mai sucks on the pipe, and nearly immediately chokes and starts coughing.)

Adriana:Yeah, my first time was just like that. I didn’t get why grownups liked this stuff so much, but after a while I knew why.

Mai:(wheezing) This feels horrible.

Adriana:I know.

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Mai:A relationship with no gender roles. We both cook, clean, pay, and spoil each other.

Adriana:Ughhh, gay people have been doing that stuff already for years. Being straight sounds horrible.

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Adriana:I don’t know what to tell you! If Chiara can’t take a joke, that’s on her.

Chloe:This isn’t really about her not being able to take a joke. This is about you. You’re doing what I used to do. You’re pulling a Chloe.

Adriana:Posting my cousin’s credit card number on Reddit because she said I looked tired?

Chloe:(chuckling) Oh my god, I forgot I did that.

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Adriana:This was all your fault, Chiara! I’m gonna pluck you up, melt you down and make a fucking necklace!

Chiara:Yeah, I probably deserve it.... I’m a filthy sinner.

Adriana:Oh, wait, shit. You don’t make this fun ‘cause you’re sad!

Chiara:I’m.. always sad? It’s just- I’m sorry??

Adriana:Well now I just feel bad. Dammit!

#immortal soul incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #eternal return incorrect quotes #adrianablacksurvival #chiarablacksurvival #aglaia's pass:kyrie eleison #k. i'm dropping things in at once rapidfire #first felix. EH! i think making original erbs characters is a mistake since all their lore is is just that description and their voicelines #so he's probably gonna be meh. patch notes were kinda unremarkable #anyway now to the thing i DO want to talk about. you know how they took off dislikes? #that one lyre video has 5.6k views. i don't care about it by now but it does bring a perk to it #'what's the perk' ratios and information #since i'm a curious little boy i experimented and now i know exactly how it works #i can still see how many dislikes the video has. you guys can't #i disliked my own video and it did note it down. 6 to 7 dislikes #it's not a useless button. if you guys randomly decided to dislike bomb it i'd 100% be able to see it #this won't stop disheartening youtubers. if i didn't agree that that video isn't good i'd be feeling bad about those dislikes #i get seven views on some videos for scale. that hop in views is huge #so that reason is bullshit. it's also not going to stop dislike bombing. it's just gonna stop the weird attitude towards it at best #like. no one's gonna hop in and be like HEHEHEHE X AMOUNT OF DISLIKES. that's it. you can still dislike bomb #so those reasons are just lies. let's be honest it's just because they're sick of youtube rewinds being visibly dislike-bombed #also ad videos #so now if you ever want to talk about it you have this information like i do. thank you and good afternoon

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Hyejin:Hello, I am here to get rid of the spirit you called about?

Adriana:I didn't call an exorcist?

Chiara:I did, get Lily out of here.

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Mai:Next up, the corset and chemise! Sche-maise? Chemisse.

Celine:Corset and ke-misse. I wanted to be a chemiste, once.

Emma:I’m saying schemisse because I think it’s a french word?

Adriana:Let’s just do the chimsit.

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Adriana:Surgery’s already done? I’m enjoying this anaesthetic a lot, you can keep going.

Cathy:But it’s a quick procedure. It’s time to wake up now.

Adriana:Y’know, I have gallbladder stones, can’t you take those out? Might as well!

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Nathapon:What’s the difference between being catholic and roman catholic?

Adriana:You’re in Rome.

Chiara:I don’t know if that’s it.

#immortal soul incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #eternal return incorrect quotes #nathaponblacksurvival #adrianablacksurvival #chiarablacksurvival #as someone raised catholic i think i have the right to never capitalize the word catholic #every single time i'm like 'oh noooo the catholics are gonna try to correct meee' #yknow in that tone where you're like oh nooo but you don't really.... care #all that catholicism has done for me is giving more proof that i have adhd #are any non catholics able to understand the true boredom of being a small child in mass #nothing compares. i'd rather be locked in a small room for the same amount of time than be in church #all that six to seven year old me knew was that i could smell incense and see pretty walls #might've genuinely not been able to hear the damn priest though. i don't think he had a microphone #we were at the back. the level of boredom is that i started stimming by lifting the foot rest thing up and down #until my mom scolded me of course. then i had to stay there stewing on how i'd be willing to knock over the holy water for excitement #take me to church is not as meaningful if you were once a six year old with adhd forced to stay in mass #never take me to church. i'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies right here. never take me to church #except for buying from the food vendors in the church parking lot. in that case take me to church's parking lot anytime #aglaia's pass:kyrie eleison

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Luke:(DMing a session) Alright, we’re got a wheel. So who thinks of something?

(He rolls a wheel on a website, landing on Eleven.)

Eleven:Meeee! I get to make the decision!

Luke:Eleven thinks of something!

Eleven:Let’s go get twinkies!

Nicky:That’s a good idea.

Eleven:We can deep-fry them in Adriana’s fire.

Adriana:I second that motion!

Luke:That’s the alternate universe solution.

Rozzi:We all go to a fair and get twinkies?

Luke:Yeah, they just forget this fight and go to the fair and the Big Bad doesn’t show up.

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Adriana:Lily, my newest ally is knitting so aggressively and quickly that her needles clack like some sort of cartoon character and I am super intimidated.

Adriana:She smashed out a shawl in like 35 minutes and now she’s aggressively eating a sandwich. I can’t.

Adriana:(looks over) That sandwich is gone. Packet of chips? Gone. Fuel for the knitting machine that she is. She’s at it again!

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