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Adriana:Trans fact! Today is the anniversary of the death of Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Abe Lincoln.
Mai:....why is that a trans fact? Am I allowed to ask that?
Silvia:Good fact!
Mai:That’s not a good fact, in my opinion!
Laura:Trans fact:Every day is trans tuesday.
Mai:That’s- that’s fine, but I don’t think that’s a very good fact to say, trans fact, Lee Harvey Oswald was assassinated-
Laura:You don’t support trans tuesday?
Mai:That’s not what I’m saying!
Laura:Are you transphobic?
Mai:I’m not transphobic, I’m not sure how we got to this conclusion!
Cathy:Trans fact! Colorblind people can’t hear green.
Mai:You’re just saying nonsense. You’re just- you’re not saying anything of any substance.
Adela:Trans fact, Abe Lincoln once pardoned a man for bestiality. The man was fucking a horse.
Mai:Please don’t share this sort of information to me. I don’t want to know.
Luke:Trans fact, Abraham Lincoln was trans, source:just trust me.
Camilo:I’m not american, why so many trans facts?
Mai:Why do- it’s not an american thing to believe in trans rights.
Adriana:Trans fact, go rob a bank.
(Mai puts her head in her hands.)
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Adela:I will convert this foundation into a wizard tower at the cost of three stamina.
Luke:Okay. So for those unfamiliar with what a wizard tower does, anyone in this range (draws a circle with his finger), every turn, any enemy randomly, will get hit by a eight-point damage bolt of lightning.
Cathy:Sounds dangerous!
Luke:Give me a dice roll to see how accurate that tower is.
Emma:Did the crabs act? They were supposed to move, I think.
Luke:No they didn’t, thank you. They’ll go after this.
Adela:Four.
Luke:That’s closest to this girl, so she’ll get hit by a bolt of lightning and instantly fly against a wall and pass out. “You brought magic into our bar brawl! And we were nice enough to forget our turn!” This crab, who was once nice enough to skip her turn, does indeed whip out her pistol and stupidly shoot against the wizard tower. (He rolls a d20.) Oh, she destroyed it.
Cathy:So she brilliantly shoots at the wizard tower.
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Shoichi:I think the only Simpson that won’t have a criminal record by the end of this is gonna be Maggie. Hm, no. She shot Mr. Burns.
Cathy:Hey, spoilers!
Shoichi:It’s been thirty years. Were you going to watch that episode tonight?
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"We have here, in the male participants, Bruno, Cauê, José, Victor, Paulo, Marco, Leo, and Robson. In the female cast, here come the baddies! Jennifer, Carol, Nicole, Cara Bassos, Elaíse, Cibele, Maiara, and also Renata. We have some more cast here! We have Douglas, we have Michael, we have-"
Daniel:Why did they do female, male, and then some more?
Cathy:It's the Other option. Girls, men, other genders.
Mai:Rather not say.
Daniel:It's a secret.
Mai:It's a- I'm not telling you my gender. My gender is secret.
Li Dailin:Rest. Girls, boys and the rest.
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Adriana:If I offered you some mary jane, a joint, a hit, some grass, some pot, in a boiler room, would you take it?
Mai:No, it makes no sense for it to be in a boiler room. I’m already absolutely wasted by it normally, imagine if I were tired. No, sorry. Especially from someone I don’t know that well. I don’t know you at all, actually.
Cathy:I would take it.
Li Dailin:Coward.
Silvia:Hell yeah, pass it to me!
Mai:Well then offer it to literally anyone else. But I’d say no.
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Rozzi:(looking at Tinder profiles) Bald cabal, 19. Presumably how many members they have.
Rozzi:“Seeking women and men who are partially or completely bald to start a cabal of romantic bald people and spread bald romantism all over the world.”
Cathy:Did you know female pattern baldness is rarer, but also worse than male pattern baldness?
Rozzi:Why?
Cathy:Well, I dunno. Women get sadder at their baldness, they don’t become bald as often.
JP:Being bald sounds really good.
Rozzi:Oh my fucking god.
Cathy:In what world?
JP:No dandruff. No dandruff.
Rozzi:They still have hair. They have dandruff.
JP:
JP:No lice.
Rozzi:They can have dandruff and lice too.
JP:
JP:
JP:Noooooo. They don’t.
Cathy:He’s gonna ignore you.
Rozzi:He wants to be right so much.
JP:Now God would not invent something that isn’t good!
Cathy:(laughing) God invented weed.
JP:And the devil invented crack!
Rozzi:What the fuck are either of you going on about??
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Daniel:(picking out a word in a drawing guessing game) This one’s good enough.
(He starts the timer and puts the pen to the board.)
Cathy:Corn.
Daniel:I didn’t even start yet.
(He draws a face of a man, slowly adding on a beard and wiggly eyebrows.)
Emma:Beard!
Cathy:Crying. Smiling. Bowling ball.
(He draws out big muscly arms.)
Emma:Strong? Biceps? Muscles?
Cathy:Tourist. Drinking. Suspect. Brute.
(He slowly draws a brown rectangle in front of the man like a table.)
Emma:....shape? Gym? Have we really not said the right word yet?
Daniel:No, you haven’t. Neither of you.
Cathy:Write. Lift. Gamer. Basketball.
(He draws a square on the table, and a rectangle under the man’s hands.)
Cathy:Office. Type. Talk. Typing.
Emma:......what?
(He finishes off the drawing by adding lines into the rectangle, so it overall looks like a muscly man typing on a keyboard in front of a monitor.)
Cathy:Chat? Work? Keyboard? Editor?
(The timer rings.)
Daniel:Typist.
Emma:What?? But- How??
Daniel:This is very clearly a typist.
Emma:Why the muscles?!
Daniel:So you can’t be strong and type now? He can’t go to the gym? He’s forbidden? Your short-sightedness speaks more of you than of who you’re looking at.
Barbara:How come Cathy guessed a green straight line as a grasshopper but couldn’t guess typist?
Cathy:I was close, at least.
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(They’re about to watch a video.)
Shoichi:Oh, no.
Luke:Oh no. Oh, no no.
Cathy:What?
Shoichi:There’s a pan, and there’s a microwave. What do you expect?
Cathy:And?
Shoichi:Don’t say “and”.
Cathy:What’s wrong with that?
Shoichi:Get married as soon as you can, because you don’t have much longer to live.
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Cathy:It was my grandfather’s wish to be laid to rest at a Disney park.
Mai:Aww, that’s sweet. So you’re going to spread his ashes there?
Cathy:Haha...
(There’s a coffin on the floor right behind her.)
Cathy:Not exactly.
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Hart:48% of people would rather have the power to make people forget things than have a million dollars. Oh, god, that’s a supervillain power. No way you can do something good with this. Anything you do will have consequences-
Cathy:Use it on a loan shark.
Hart:Okay. Yeah. One good use. Nothing else good.
Cathy:Yeah there is.
Hart:No there isn’t! Anything you use this for will generate horrible things!
Li Dailin:Use it to forget about that time I tripped while drunk, absolutely ate shit on the pavement, and started crying.
Eleven:I wanna use it to forget Hollow Knight so I can replay it blind again!
Hart:Okay. 99.9% of uses. I’ll give you that.
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Luke:Cathy, you’re now under a temporary insanity effect. Roll a d10.
Cathy:Five.
Luke:Nice. You see the tree monster, but it’s like it disappears and your son’s in its place. “Mom? Where are we?”
Cathy:”Son? What are you doing in here?”
Chloe:”Son???”
Camilo:I want to hear that life story.
. . .
Luke:”Miss, what do I do? What do I do?!” She’s asking you, Cathy.
Cathy:”Stand behind me.”
Luke:Cathy, why would you be asking her to stand behind you? You’re currently under temporary insanity, you don’t think there’s any danger.
Cathy:Don’t I see those two brawling with something over there, though? Even if I can’t tell it’s a monster? Or do I see it as them hitting my son’s twin brother?
Luke:You can see that as-is. All right.
Cathy:I’ll tell her to get behind me. But I’ll also tell my son to get behind me too. “Get behind me too, son, get behind me.”
Chloe:That girl is very dead.
Cathy:That’s my son in front of me, Chloe!
. . .
Luke:You see your son, “Mommy? Mommy? Why do you always get away from me?” Dodge, counterattack or block?
Cathy:I wouldn’t be doing any of that. It’s my son.
Luke:Well, okay, it’s your call. I’d let you do something with a disadvantage out of instinct, but it’s your call. He missed, anyway.
Cathy:Of course, my son would never hit me.
Camilo:I think he looks more like his father, personally.
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Lenox:Barbara won’t let me film us sleeping together so I can watch back the footage and see what I say.
Barbara:She talks in her sleep, she’s talking about how she talks in her sleep, we are NOT having sex!
Cathy:No one said anything about sex.
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Shoichi:(showing a video of a goat standing on its hind legs over circus music to Aya) I don’t know why Yuki sent this to me.
Aya:Ahh, get it out of here! I’m scared of that goat!
Shoichi:I’m gonna keep watching.
Aya:Nooo! I’m scared of it! Get it out of here!
Cathy:(leans in to look at it) What the hell...? That’s like a human.
Aya:(turning her head away, hands over her eyes) I’m not looking at it! I’m not looking at it!
Shoichi:(pauses it) Don’t worry, I scrolled away.
Aya:(turns back) Thank you-
(Shoichi puts the video back on.)
Aya:GET IT OUT OF MY FACE!
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Shoichi:Every day I become more certain of the fact that I’ve committed some horrific crime and thus the universe placed you in my stratosphere as the eagle that comes every dawn to eat my liver.
Cathy:Listen to me.
Cathy:We. Are. Watching. Boss. Baby.
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Daniel:Why are nannies so horrible at their job? My childhood nanny left me in the rain and got pregnant from my uncle.
Cathy:Are nannies even real? I’ve only ever seen them in american movies.
Li Dailin:I saw a fairy nanny once. You know? In that one, uhh, Rocky movie.
Cathy:Isn’t Rocky a fighting movie?
Li Dailin:Yeah, doesn’t he become a nanny?
Daniel:Rocky becomes a nanny? Which movie did you watch?
Cathy:Tooth Fairy?
Li Dailin:That’s the bitch.
Daniel:The Rock, you moron.
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Arda:I wonder why Cars movies have sidewalks.
Jan:I’ll give you one better. Are there taxis and buses in that universe? Why are there no motorcycles?
Daniel:Probably because the movie is called Cars, not Motorcycles.
Cathy:I’ll give all of you one better. Why are there cars at all? There are baby cars, but cars aren’t having sex.
Lenox:Who knows?
Cathy:Who makes cars, are there car gods?
Lenox:What makes you think the cars don’t fuck?
Cathy:There are no car hospitals.
JP:You guys remember what I said once about how a tow truck in the Transformers universe would have a dick?
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