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Adriana:Trans fact! Today is the anniversary of the death of Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Abe Lincoln.

Mai:....why is that a trans fact? Am I allowed to ask that?

Silvia:Good fact!

Mai:That’s not a good fact, in my opinion!

Laura:Trans fact:Every day is trans tuesday.

Mai:That’s- that’s fine, but I don’t think that’s a very good fact to say, trans fact, Lee Harvey Oswald was assassinated-

Laura:You don’t support trans tuesday?

Mai:That’s not what I’m saying!

Laura:Are you transphobic?

Mai:I’m not transphobic, I’m not sure how we got to this conclusion!

Cathy:Trans fact! Colorblind people can’t hear green.

Mai:You’re just saying nonsense. You’re just- you’re not saying anything of any substance.

Adela:Trans fact, Abe Lincoln once pardoned a man for bestiality. The man was fucking a horse.

Mai:Please don’t share this sort of information to me. I don’t want to know.

Luke:Trans fact, Abraham Lincoln was trans, source:just trust me.

Camilo:I’m not american, why so many trans facts?

Mai:Why do- it’s not an american thing to believe in trans rights.

Adriana:Trans fact, go rob a bank.

(Mai puts her head in her hands.)

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Li Dailin:This one time, I was getting my ID for the first time. The man making it said “get the photo”, as in, “give me the photo for your identity”.

Li Dailin:But I misunderstood and pulled out my phone to take a picture. He said “what are you doing, it’s the photo for your ID you dumb bitch”.

Silvia:I’ve got one like that! I went to renew my driver’s license, and the doctor asked me a bunch of normal questions until he was like “so do you use anything”.

Li Dailin:And then you said “weed”.

Silvia:I thought he meant, like, cars.

Li Dailin:Silvia, you are SO stupid.

Silvia:I answered “yeah, every day!”

Li Dailin:(wheezes) “Yeah! I used today, even! Right before getting here!” Hah... Okay, what’d he say?

Silvia:”What do you use then? Anything, uhh, heavy...?”

Li Dailin:Trucks. Trailers. Buses.

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William:I had a short, kind-of dating this one girl, and she was the only experience I’ve ever had with an actually crazy partner.

William:She would try to tell me that my friends would talk shit about me behind my back.

William:She’d say things like... Let’s call him Josiah. She was like “Yeah, Josiah shoved me in a locker and called me a bitch.” Which was a total lie.

Lenox:Josiah would never.

William:I don’t know why I use fake names. His name’s Aiden. I don’t think he’d be upset I mentioned him. Haven’t talked to him in a while.

Lenox:I bet he’s in jail.

William:No, he’s not. I saw a picture of him on Instagram the other day.

Silvia:He’s pushing people into lockers!

Lenox:Truuuue.

#i was tempted to change that aiden but it's way funnier if i don't. funniest coincidence #man. i'm just gonna switch back to black survival incorrect quotes SKDFJSKDFJN #black survival incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #williamblacksurvival #lenoxblacksurvival #silviablacksurvival #ranged allies #i tagged this one but apparently didn't save them so this is giving deja vu rn #anyway i've been watching stranger things so GUESS WHAT KIND OF AU I'M THINKING ABOUT #yuki gives so much will energy. i'm not elaborating but he really does. he's even gay #dailin gives off steve energy. she's like him if he was a chinese martial artist. might be nonsense but i think i'm right on this one #daniel is nothing like eddie but he'd deliver a lot of eddie's lines flawlessly #nicleven except they're dressed as that one mall scene with max and eleven. i know i'm onto something with this one #i think if we just completely wave off everything and go by vibes and separate things then shoichi is very #joyce. i forgot her name im sorry i mentally call her will's mom or winona ryder by habit #i forget mike's name sometimes also. i remember him as the guy who doesn't really deserve two people vying for him tbh #dunno how redeeming that is for me. but shoichi is like vaguely evil joyce #.....shoichi is like joyce if she was willing to pull shit on someone that's innocent #aiden and alex give off the enzo guy and hopper #not sure why i got the urge to talk about this. but by now it's what's expected of this blog i think

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Camilo:If you're ever cheating on your girlfriend, save your lover's number as "Mechanic". Might save you one day.

Rozzi:Really.

Silvia:Mechanics don't send me "are you armed? what's that in your pants?"

Rozzi:"Love, could you call my mechanic for me?" And then good luck.

Camilo:Why are you asking your girlfriend to call your mechanic?

Silvia:Speak in code! Like, you know, "hey can you send me a photo of that one... car part?"

Rozzi:In code? "Pi pam pco pming pover".

Silvia:Aw, I never learned that language. My dream.

#source:scottonauta #black survival incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #eternal return incorrect quotes #camiloblacksurvival #rozziblacksurvival #silviablacksurvival #btw i'm in that chapter finish burnout stage with the fic. it goes away after a while #after three chapters you learn the trick is to let it be for a while and finding your way back without force #it is mildly funny that my writing stuff since then has been 'joke concept someone said i should write' and 'entire book i will not publish

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Adriana:If I offered you some mary jane, a joint, a hit, some grass, some pot, in a boiler room, would you take it?

Mai:No, it makes no sense for it to be in a boiler room. I’m already absolutely wasted by it normally, imagine if I were tired. No, sorry. Especially from someone I don’t know that well. I don’t know you at all, actually.

Cathy:I would take it.

Li Dailin:Coward.

Silvia:Hell yeah, pass it to me!

Mai:Well then offer it to literally anyone else. But I’d say no.

#incorrect quotes #black survival incorrect quotes #eternal return incorrect quotes #adrianablacksurvival #maiblacksurvival #cathyblacksurvival #lidailinblacksurvival #silviablacksurvival #burning pile of fabric #source:felps on twitch/youtube

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Mai:So. How does anyone ever have the time or energy?

Arda:Executive function Georg, who lives in a cave and accomplishes 10,000 tasks per day, is an outlier and should not be counted.

Lenox:How does he have time between eating spiders?

Silvia:The task is eating spiders!

#incorrect quotes #eternal return incorrect quotes #black survival incorrect quotes #maiblacksurvival #ardablacksurvival #lenoxblacksurvival #silviablacksurvival #completely unrelated to this post. i just want to note. i love jokes that are only understood if you're bilingual #first outside example coming to mind is how mr j the cat speaks in baby talk but only someone reading japanese knows #and some other person had to be like 'lads he speaks in baby speak actually' #love that shit. this came to mind because doctor (person with doctorate) and doctor (medical professional) are the same word #but in portuguese there's also a word you can use to specify doctor (médico. yep. medical man. yeah) #so theres a funny thing there

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(playing among us vr)

Sua:Hey, everyone, remember that you are not immediately muted in the lobby! So, if you say something like “oh, fuck” when you look at the role assigned, everyone will hear you!

(The game starts)

Silvia:Nice, man!

Li dailin:Oh, fuck.

Shoichi:Oh, fuck.

Sua:Oh, fuck!

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Silvia:By the way, the ending of Odyssey made me lose my shit!

Barbara:I like the bit where Poseidon shipwrecks them for, like, 40 years. Relatable.

Silvia:I don’t remember that part, but I liked playing as bowser and breaking rocks.

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Li Dailin:So basically, you think something’s funky?

Barbara:Yes!

Li Dailin:All right. Then here’s this.

(She takes out a pair of ripped boxers from her pocket, then a big ring of keys.)

Li Dailin:You guys think that priest guy has something to do with all this, right?

Nadine:Not... really?

Barbara:Where did you get those keys? Nevermind that, where did you get that underwear??

Li Dailin:

Li Dailin:Focus on the keys.

Jenny:You can keep those keys. We’re good.

Li Dailin:Listen to me. You guys are in this wave of investigating, you want to know if he’s related to this? (She pulls out a paper.) This is his schedule. And this ring of keys is his.

Silvia:Oh my god, YOU STOLE THE PRIEST??

Li Dailin:Nuh-uh, I borrowed. Stealing is a sin.

Silvia:Ohhhh, like what Jenny said when she stole your watch!

Li Dailin:YOU STOLE MY WATCH?!

Jenny:Iiiiiiii needed to tell the time. I borrowed it.

Li Dailin:Where is it?!

Barbara:She didn’t steal it! She borrowed it!

Jenny:In my bra. One second.

Li Dailin:You put my watch in your tits?!

Jenny:If it was in my wrist, you’d get mad!

Nadine:But not if it’s in your bra....?

#immortal soul incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #eternal return incorrect quotes #lidailinblacksurvival #jennyblacksurvival #barbarablacksurvival #nadineblacksurvival #silviablacksurvival #honestly i want to delete my art blog and turn it into a sideblog #because i hate logging out of here then in there and having to teach tumblr my tags again #i felt INSANE when i typed in 'return' and eternal return incorrect quotes didn't pop up #then i remembered what i did #it's so tiny of an inconvenience but it's so annoying #anyway have posts!

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Silvia:You didn’t leave an area, it restricted, and you died? Now that’s what I call a deadline! Hahaha!

Hyunwoo:Ha ha ha ha ha.

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Cathy:I don’t think I ever had a teacher who hated me. Did you ever have one, Silvia?

Silvia:A math teacher.

Luke:Mine was chemistry. She really disliked me.

Cathy:Like, everything you did, she’d find something to complain about?

Luke:Yes. One time, in class, my pen exploded, and I raised my other hand and asked to go throw it out and clean up my hand since it exploded. And she said “yes”. So I got up, I walked to the trash can, and as I throw it out, she started ranting about how I was irresponsible when it came to my belongings, and a bad student.

Silvia:Oh, now I remember. Once in fourth grade, science class. The entire class was talking. The teacher was doing something on his grading notebook, and there was an assignment written out on the chalkboard. He decided to use me as an example. I got up, and my friend dared me to put the handout on my head and get up from my table.

Silvia:I said “sure ok!”. I got up with it on my head. And the teacher pointed at me and said “you, principal’s office”, and I was just like “aw, come on!!” I got suspended!

#immortal soul incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #eternal return incorrect quotes #cathyblacksurvival #lukeblacksurvival #silviablacksurvival #i pondered which one should say what for a bit #i decided it'd be really funny to have a teacher call LUKE of all people irresponsible when it comes to belongings #the other one's just a silvia moment

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Barbara:Please bring back PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste.

Silvia:We got spring water.

Barbara:NO.

Silvia:With EXTRA minerals!

Li Dailin:It's like licking a stalagmite.

Barbara:DON'T COME BACK.

Nadine:Mmmmm, cave water.

#immortal soul incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #eternal return incorrect quotes #barbarablacksurvival #silviablacksurvival #lidailinblacksurvival #nadineblacksurvival #what are we doing again #last two braincells #while i could and maybe should change those quad and duo names... i really like these ones #they're jokey but man are they succint #anyway i realized i'm going to spontaneously combust if i don't have something to do so i'm gonna work on some video playlist stuff #fixing the chiemma video currently. one thing i decided to do was leave a one-two second gap between songs #i thought it'd help with how weirdly it flows when there's no 'cooldown'. but there's one issue:i have adhd #and also i've had to blast music on my headphones to not hear whatever's going on in the tv right now since the age of 13 #so that single second gap is TORTUOUS. but i know i'm making this for people who are not me so #i'm giving it a listen to v3.2 right now to see if it's flowing together and the vibes are still good with the new music #pretty confident on this one not giving me any trouble since i made sure to pick the music well #after i'm all done with this i'll probably start working on the next playlist video idea. i had one on the works #remember when i posted about the manhwa screenshots? it was that #but i got bummed out because of all the worldwide blocking issues. ironically this time i'm actually feeling better because of it #it got me to work on something i care about and filled some empty space #so i'm actually looking forward to doing another one

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Silvia:Hey, why are you so quiet?

Barbara:I’m in energy saving mode right now.

Chiara:Je ne parle pas anglais.

Hart:I can only speak fifteen words a month... A-and I just used them all up.

Li Dailin:My dad got killed by a dictionary.

Shoichi:If you really want to hear what I have to say, you have to upgrade to a premium subscription, which is 29,99 a month with no free trial.

Adela:My mother was a librarian and my father was a buddhist monk. They met on a silent retreat and got married. And then they died.

Zahir:I suppose I see people like you, and I think to myself “please mighty one never let me get to that point”.

Isol:My street name is silent K. Ask me another dumb question and you’ll get kuh-nocked out.

Alex:I was counting to one million in my head this whole time and you made me lose count. Now I gotta start all over again. Thanks a lot, jerk.

Celine:My therapist says it all goes back to my fear of abandonment. Thanks for asking.

#immortal soul incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #eternal return incorrect quotes #didn't realize how off my game i am until i SOMEHOW switched one of the words in zahir's bit with like. laser #which one? beats me #silviablacksurvival #barbarablacksurvival #chiarablacksurvival #hartblacksurvival #lidailinblacksurvival #shoichiblacksurvival #adelablacksurvival #zahirblacksurvival #isolblacksurvival #alexblacksurvival #celineblacksurvival #i know that when it comes to the character themselves i made a lot of guesses but i'm proud of me for guessing it was a silvia cosplay #on a vaguely related note. been watching carole and tuesday. but also not really #the episode before the season ends was sad and i thought 'damn that sucks' #then didn't go to watch the rest #it's been a few days #i need to cut this habit #whenever it's the belly of the whale i'm like damn ok *stops watching* #it starts going bad and i'm like 'bye' #'that sucked. get well soon'

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Silvia:Guys, quick, what number comes after eight?!

Li Dailin:Ten.

Silvia:Thanks! Got a passing grade on my driving license test’s psychotechnical!

Li Dailin:Yessss, let’s gooo.

#immortal soul incorrect quotes #eternal return incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #silviablacksurvival #lidailinblacksurvival #last two braincells #i was so sure i fixed the emma/daniel tag already. i have not #in any case it's in now and so is the camilo/daniel tag

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Barbara:Drink water.

Silvia:On it, boss!

Li Dailin:Now spit the water out.

Silvia:What do you people want from me?!

#immortal soul incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #eternal return incorrect quotes #barbarablacksurvival #lidailinblacksurvival #silviablacksurvival #what are we doing again #last two braincells #mechanical shenanigans #dailin/nadine and celine/barbara are both in #so next... sua/rozzi and camilo/daniel #really liked the name i made up for camilo/daniel honestly. their bio quotes just synced #anyway on another topic since no one's gonna open it this far without knowing it's rambling #i considered setting a certain quote as my discord status but i realized that i'd be setting up a kamikaze bomb #because it's a fuckin kokichi danganronpa quote so either people would ask where it's from #or they'd know where it's from and roast my ass for having a kokichi quote as my status #it's like that soft epilogue my love meme

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Silvia:Hey, Luke! Happy new year, I got run over while driving my bike today.

Luke:Holy...! Hope you get better soon!

. . .

Adela:(enters the room) I saw someone on a bike in the middle of the street, so I ran them over with my car. Happy new year, Luke.

Luke:What a... what a coincidence. Happy new year, Adela!

Chloe:Happy new year, guys! What a coincidence indeed, today I was coming back from the bread place and saw a car swerve towards a bike. I agree, run them over.

Luke:Oh my god, now I need closure on this story.

. . .

Jan:Happy new year, man! Saw someone near the bread place just staring at something on the street when I was coming back from the gym. I looked around, and saw that they were watching someone get run over by a car!

Luke:You were watching someone watching an accident, huh? Happy new year.

Laura:Yeah, I was being ridden by someone who got run over by a car near the bread place too. I was the bike.

Aya:I saw some jerk run over a cyclist in the middle of the street while someone laughed near the bread place. If anyone here can give me their names so they can be prosecuted, I’d be thankful.

Luke:Huh! No idea who they are.

. . .

Cathy:Happy new year, everyone! I was called in to help a cyclist who got into a car accident today. They had this plaque saying “give me prime subs”. Odd, right?

Luke:The plot thickens!

Alex:I think I saw something like that while I was on my flight. Hmm.

Jenny:Had a weird dream where I was riding a bike holding a plaque, and someone ran me over. Do you guys think I can give this story to an urban legends show? It’s like I can predict the future.

Sissela:I was walking down the street, and.. I didn’t see anything. I’m blind.

Luke:I am giving up on focusing on anything else today.

. . .

Alex:Hey, Luke. You now have to figure out the answers to what happened today. Decipher who the driver was, who the biker was, and where Hart’s amp is now.

Luke:All right. We do know why the driver hit the second biker, it’s because they were looking at the person that was looking at the breadmaker that was looking at Chloe who was watching the second accident happening.

#immortal soul incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #eternal return incorrect quotes #lukeblacksurvival #silviablacksurvival #adelablacksurvival #chloeblacksurvival #janblacksurvival #laurablacksurvival #ayablacksurvival #cathyblacksurvival #alexblacksurvival #jennyblacksurvival #sisselablacksurvival #i skipped over a lot of the story because the highlights video reaches fifteen minutes