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Adriana:Trans fact! Today is the anniversary of the death of Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Abe Lincoln.
Mai:....why is that a trans fact? Am I allowed to ask that?
Silvia:Good fact!
Mai:That’s not a good fact, in my opinion!
Laura:Trans fact:Every day is trans tuesday.
Mai:That’s- that’s fine, but I don’t think that’s a very good fact to say, trans fact, Lee Harvey Oswald was assassinated-
Laura:You don’t support trans tuesday?
Mai:That’s not what I’m saying!
Laura:Are you transphobic?
Mai:I’m not transphobic, I’m not sure how we got to this conclusion!
Cathy:Trans fact! Colorblind people can’t hear green.
Mai:You’re just saying nonsense. You’re just- you’re not saying anything of any substance.
Adela:Trans fact, Abe Lincoln once pardoned a man for bestiality. The man was fucking a horse.
Mai:Please don’t share this sort of information to me. I don’t want to know.
Luke:Trans fact, Abraham Lincoln was trans, source:just trust me.
Camilo:I’m not american, why so many trans facts?
Mai:Why do- it’s not an american thing to believe in trans rights.
Adriana:Trans fact, go rob a bank.
(Mai puts her head in her hands.)
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Nicky:Dude, my family is so proactive.
Nicky:I just got a message from my father that says that they're trying to plan a family reunion on the weekend of August 16th.
Nicky:What the hell?
Eleven:Wow, 7 month notice?
Nicky:I guess I'm letting you guys know I might be busy on the weekend of the 16th. Let's not plan anything big for that day, okay?
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Luke:Pop off on this dude! Wait, no. No homo.
Mai:Imagine, in 2023, still making sure that people don't think you're gay. "I need them to know! That I would not! If I were gay, what would happen!" You'd suck some dick. It's fine.
Fiora:Full homo.
Luke:It was a joke! I also thanked you earlier for making gay people!
Mai:WHILE DOING A JOE BIDEN IMPRESSION! I'm gonna lose it!
Lenox:Never change, you guys. I am being "eff arr eff arr", never change.
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