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Adriana:Trans fact! Today is the anniversary of the death of Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Abe Lincoln.
Mai:....why is that a trans fact? Am I allowed to ask that?
Silvia:Good fact!
Mai:That’s not a good fact, in my opinion!
Laura:Trans fact:Every day is trans tuesday.
Mai:That’s- that’s fine, but I don’t think that’s a very good fact to say, trans fact, Lee Harvey Oswald was assassinated-
Laura:You don’t support trans tuesday?
Mai:That’s not what I’m saying!
Laura:Are you transphobic?
Mai:I’m not transphobic, I’m not sure how we got to this conclusion!
Cathy:Trans fact! Colorblind people can’t hear green.
Mai:You’re just saying nonsense. You’re just- you’re not saying anything of any substance.
Adela:Trans fact, Abe Lincoln once pardoned a man for bestiality. The man was fucking a horse.
Mai:Please don’t share this sort of information to me. I don’t want to know.
Luke:Trans fact, Abraham Lincoln was trans, source:just trust me.
Camilo:I’m not american, why so many trans facts?
Mai:Why do- it’s not an american thing to believe in trans rights.
Adriana:Trans fact, go rob a bank.
(Mai puts her head in her hands.)
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Luke:The monster starts banging on the door! Everyone has one last action before he comes in and the battle starts.
Isol:You said some amount of metagaming is allowed on this campaign, right? How much?
Luke:What do you want to do?
Isol:How much sanity does everyone have?
Luke:I’ll let you roll Diplomacy, and depending on how well you do, I’ll see what I can let you know.
Isol:All right. (He rolls dice.) 17.
Luke:You can tell him within a range of ten. Ten to twenty, twenty to thirty.
Hyejin:Forty to fifty.
Hyunwoo:Ten to twenty.
Nicky:Twenty to thirty.
Eleven:Ten to twenty.
Isol:I want to prepare an action. This monster’s probably going to deal some sanity damage when we see him, and when Hyunwoo goes insane I’m gonna Calm him so we don’t lose damage uptime through him going insane.
Hyunwoo:WHEN I go insane??
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Adela:I will convert this foundation into a wizard tower at the cost of three stamina.
Luke:Okay. So for those unfamiliar with what a wizard tower does, anyone in this range (draws a circle with his finger), every turn, any enemy randomly, will get hit by a eight-point damage bolt of lightning.
Cathy:Sounds dangerous!
Luke:Give me a dice roll to see how accurate that tower is.
Emma:Did the crabs act? They were supposed to move, I think.
Luke:No they didn’t, thank you. They’ll go after this.
Adela:Four.
Luke:That’s closest to this girl, so she’ll get hit by a bolt of lightning and instantly fly against a wall and pass out. “You brought magic into our bar brawl! And we were nice enough to forget our turn!” This crab, who was once nice enough to skip her turn, does indeed whip out her pistol and stupidly shoot against the wizard tower. (He rolls a d20.) Oh, she destroyed it.
Cathy:So she brilliantly shoots at the wizard tower.
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Luke:...and in the backpack, there’s several small bags of some sort of green, brownish plant.
Nathapon:Can I roll something to figure out what it is?
Luke:Investigation with intelect.
Nathapon:(rolls dice) Thirty total.
Luke: Cannabis, also known as marijuana among other names, is a psychoactive drug from the cannabis plant. Native to Central or South Asia, the cannabis plant has been used as a drug for both recreational and entheogenic purposes and in various traditional medicines for centuries. Tetrahydrocannabinol (THC) is the main psychoactive component of cannabis-
Nathapon:I’m taking it.
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Luke:I JUST realized! RATatouille! The movie used a dish with rat in it! It’s a pun!
Alex:You better be doing this on purpose.
Luke:I just genuinely never looked back on it, and when I first watched it, I didn’t know any english.
Alex:Fine. What’s the polish word for rat?
Luke:Szczur.
Alex:
Alex:
Alex:Well, shit, Luke, I may have to let it go this time.
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Luke:My favorite lyric here is definitely when Ariana suddenly says...
Luke:”Wishing on a shooting star in the sky”. “We can do anything, if we try”. “Can’t ressurect Ghandi”. “But if we put our heads together”. “We can do anything”.
Alex:Probably my favorite pop song lyric of all time.
Luke:Wish on a star! You can be who you are! We can do anything! Except ressurect Martin Luther King Jr who was killed by the FBI.
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Luke:Dailin, do you want your drink dirty?
Li Dailin:You know what I want.
Lenox:Do you know what that means? Do you know what the dirtiness is?
Li Dailin:I have no idea what it means, but I want it dirty.
Lenox:That’s olive juice.
Li Dailin:
Li Dailin:I want it clean.
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Hyunwoo:”Do you think we should snoop around?”
Isol:”If anyone’s going to get in trouble over this, it’s going to be you, not me. You should decide.”
Hyunwoo:”Ehh, we’ve... we’ve done so many things today... And he said the lantern’s in his room anyway...” Do I know where his room is?
Luke:No, you haven’t been in this house before.
Hyunwoo:I’m gonna open... this door.
Luke:You open the door. And you see it, Hyunwoo. You see... a very adorable kid’s room-
Isol:STOP DOING THAT!
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Eleven:Can I roll willpower to see how badly I want to go see it again, now that I calmed down?
Luke:Sure.
Eleven:Nineteen.
Nicky:Man, we always roll high when we want to do stupid things.
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Luke:You guys remember, right? Those pirated DVDs that are filming the movie theater screen, just a camera aimed right at it- well, not always right at it. Sometimes the corners were cut. And then they made fifty copies and sold it at a stand.
Sissela:That’s how I watched Avatar.
Rio:There’s a few heads in the way, and a person coughing, some sneezes. It’s beautiful. Sometimes a phone rings.
Sissela:It’s like art. People getting up... weird audio...
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Eleven:Hero teams always have cool team names! What’s yours?
Rozzi:Mhmmm.... Team L. For Lumia.
Eleven:Wooooow! I knew you guys would have a really cool one!
Luke:(whispering) I’m gonna guess that you want to keep this under wraps?
Rozzi:(whispering back) Don’t tell a soul I named us that.
. . .
Alex:Stay safe.
Eleven:I will! Good luck on your mission! Team L!
Alex:
Alex:Team what?
Eleven:Team L!
Aiden:Who said we’re named team L?
Eleven:Rozzi did!
Alex:Right. I forgot. Team L. Let’s get going. (He makes a gesture to Aiden, to prompt him to go with it.)
Aiden:O...kay. Let’s go.
(They walk away.)
Aiden:What does the L even stand for?
Alex:Don’t worry. I’ll handle it.
(They reach the rest of the group, and Alex takes an uncharacteristically bold stance.)
Alex:What’s up, team L!
(Rozzi sinks into herself.)
Aiden:What the hell does the L stand for?
Rozzi:L... Lumia.....
Alex:I like the name, actually. But we’re going to have to change that team name once we’re done here.
Luke:Well, then, we’ll rename it to Team F, Formerly Lumia.
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Luke:Isol, your duplicate will now shoot you. Dodge?
Isol:Dodge. (rolls dice) I failed twice.
Luke:You’re taking two shots. First one is seven damage, second one is... eight. Fifteen total, is that over half your health?
Isol:Yes.
Luke:Turn on the seriously injured debuff.
Hyejin:I can’t believe this. He’s created the strongest monster yet.
Luke:(laughing) Isol!
Isol:I really hate myself right now.
Hyunwoo:Yeah, me too! You shot me three times!
Hyejin:Well, we know his weakness. Throw a door at him.
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Luke:”A surprise for us, an answer for you all. I will allow you all one question. You can ask me anything, but only once.”
Hyunwoo:I poke Isol and whisper to him. “Isol, did you see what just happened?”
Isol:”Yeah, but I’m not getting it.”
Hyejin:”Where’s everyone else, they were here just now...”
Yuki:”Guys, be careful not to ask any questions until we decide the one we want to ask.”
Hyunwoo:”You got any suggestions?”
(Luke smiles.)
Luke:”No.” You hear the answer. Your vision becomes blurrier and blurrier...
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Mai:I want to check the dresser.
Luke:Okay. On top of the dresser, there’s... a rechargable battery, a honey and propolis spray, and an RGB Philips Hue table light. “Wow that’s expensive holy shit” is written in my notes on that table light.
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Luke:And now, Isol!
Isol:Nerfed Isol. This one was going to have twenty-one dice but Luke nerfed me.
Luke:Pal, we have to balance the system to be able to play it!
Isol:Damn it.
(. . .)
Isol:-10 d6 damage, plus 13.
Eleven:What???
Yuki:Holy- and he still complains?
Luke:(checks something) You don’t have to roll it. The minimum rolls are enough to finish it off.
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Luke:Nicky, your turn.
Nicky:I dash to the toy box!
Luke:Roll find.
Nicky:A good success.
Luke:At first it’d hard to find, there’s a lot of plushies, but since you rolled a good success, you can distinguish between them the body of a bunny plushie.
Nicky:I’m gonna inflate my lungs as much as I can, and yell out “I FOUND IT!!!!”
(Everyone around her recoils from the very, very loud scream.)
Luke:I was gonna ask you to roll constitution, but that noise complaint we’re gonna get compels me to let everyone hear it!
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