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Luke:I JUST realized! RATatouille! The movie used a dish with rat in it! It’s a pun!
Alex:You better be doing this on purpose.
Luke:I just genuinely never looked back on it, and when I first watched it, I didn’t know any english.
Alex:Fine. What’s the polish word for rat?
Luke:Szczur.
Alex:
Alex:
Alex:Well, shit, Luke, I may have to let it go this time.
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Satoru: no but like imagine how romantic eating another person can be? Like your souls are together forever
Sukuna, flirting: you want to try, Six Eyes?
Satoru, also flirting: I bet I taste so sweet you wont taste anything better!
Suguru and Shoko in the background: what the actual fuck
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RoR Incorrect quotes#188 Vacation
Immortal!Y/n: Floating down the river Styx on an inflatable donut and high-fiving all the lost souls I pass! I’m on vacation!
Hades*Watching you high-five the lost souls*...
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Wukong Verse incorrect quotes #19 I Asked you to do it🙁
(Y/N): Hey boys I'm home! 🏡😄
(Y/N) come home to find Lmk Wukong and Netflix Wukong sweeping the front porch While Nezha reborn Wukong sat on the side with HIB Wukong
(Lmk Wukong) Welcome home peaches😊
(HIB Wukong & Nezha reborn Wukong) Hey 😐😏
(Netflix Wukong) Hi 👋☺️
(Y/N) Why are guys sweeping I asked Mk Reborn Wukong to do it???🤨😠
(Lmk Wukong) Yeah but he told us to do it😅
(Netflix Wukong) Yeah its best not to argue with him😬
(Y/N) MK WUKONG?!?!😠😠😠
(Lmk Wukong) (Y/N) WAIT?!😨😨😨
(Netflix Wukong) SHE HAS A DEATHWISH AGAIN!!!!😰😰😰
(Nezha Reborn Wukong) This should be good😏😏😏
(HIB Wukong) Its moments like these that makes me wonder how is she still alive🤦🤦🤦
(Y/N) stormed inside the house and found MK Reborn Wukong reading a magazine
(Mk Reborn Wukong) Oh Hey your Home😐
(Y/N) I thought I asked you to sweep the front porch today😠
(Mk reborn Wukong)😡are those two slacking off?! I thought told them to-
(Y/N) slammed her fist into the wall next to Wukong's head leaving a dented Crack in the wall
(Y/N)( Staring into his soul) I thought I asked you to do it👁👁☠️☠️☠️
Mk Reborn Wukong never fearing for his immortal life before, found himself sweeping the front porch
(Lmk Wukong & Netflix Wukong) Jaws touching the floor 🫨🫨🫨
(Nezha Reborn Wukong)(Cackling like a Maniac)🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
(HIB Wukong)( Shaking his head in disbelief)🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
(Mk Reborn Wukong)(Sweeping) Not a word from any of you👿👿👿🤬🤬🤬
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ELDRITCH PRIMARCHS
So on the Discord server, the conversation started about what the Primarchs' Warp-forms would look like (pre-heresy in Corvus' case)
So...yeah.
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Death does not take gods into it’s rest.
A god falls forever but the abyss is not empty.
Entropy, infernal growth, eternal mouth, rises up to meet the corpse’s still-beating heart.
A god does not die.
A god is devoured.
But.
The Humans saw their creature die. And they worshipped it for dying and as dying.
Gods do not die. Yet this one dies, as the words of worship make it so. Yet it lives, as the power of worship makes it so. The Undying God screams. The Carrion Lord rots, yet the Immortal Emperor grows in power.
The Undying God screams……and is heard.
It starts in the Throne room but gradually spreads throughout the Palace. Why should they fear or hate it? The words of their Lord are met with joy. Their changing bodies accepted with honour.
(What if the presence of the Emperor's Death had...side effects? Soul-bound to Him as they are, surely his Dearest Companions would change with Him...)
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51 notes - Posted June 17, 2022
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The trope of 'confident loving parental figure tames feral child with affection and respect for boundaries' is dead. There is only the reverse of 'confident loving child tames feral parental figure with affection and respect for boundaries and also by being stubborn as hell'
Child: (leaves out a crayon drawing for the adult) Adult: (snatches it when you're not looking, carefully adds it to their hoard of shiny objects and pretends their heart didn't just experience a stab of affection)
59 notes - Posted April 1, 2022
#2
The Discord has made its case.
The Emperor/The Tyranid Hivemind is a ship now
A Cursed Ship, but a Ship nonetheless.
@cursed-40k-thoughts
@incorrect-primarchs-quotes
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My #1 post of 2022
Tips for Writing Character Descriptions
(Starring Shaw, an OC from Constellations as he is a bastard and I love him) Let's start with a very boring description as a baseline.
'He looked more like a vampire than most of his kind. His skin was unnaturally pale and his eyes all black. His bald head had metal plates riveted into it. His throat was in a collar with wires that burrowed into his skin. His grin showed a lot of sharp teeth. His gauntlets were tipped with long claws.'
Oof, that's boring. The list-like sentence structure has already put me half to sleep. Sounds like you've described a Halloween prop instead of a character, Shaw sounds very lifeless.
1. Remove pronouns You have just introduced your character. The next paragraph is the description and that is why it is a separate paragraph, the Reader will still be able to follow when the paragraph after that is back to the narrative. The Reader does not need constant pronouns to remind them who is being described.
'Looked more like a vampire than most of his kind. Skin was unnaturally pale and eyes all black. Bald head had metal plates riveted into it. Throat was in a collar with wires that burrowed into his skin. Grin showed a lot of sharp teeth. Gauntlets were tipped with long claws.'
Even though some of your sentences don't make sense any more, it's still more exciting to read, isn't it? Your eyes are enjoying all those different capital letters.
2. Change your sentence layout Since we're going with minimal pronoun usage, sentences will need to change to make sense. But let's go a little further and switch some of them around.
'Looked more like a vampire than most of his kind. Skin unnaturally pale and eyes all black. Metal plates riveted into his bald head. Throat was in a collar with wires that burrowed into his skin. Sharp teeth showed in a grin. Gauntlets were tipped with long claws.'
Oh yes, much better. However, he still sounds like he's just standing there. Well, maybe he is, but he can't be completely lifeless.
3. Tie in some actions Animate your character. What are they doing while being described? Think about your setting but also what sort of person they are. Or maybe they really aren't doing anything. So, describe the setting, the light, the atmosphere.
'Looked more like a vampire than most of his kind. Skin unnaturally pale and eyes all black. Dim lighting played over metal plates riveted into his bald head. Throat was in a collar with wires that burrowed into his skin. Sharp teeth showed in a grin. Gauntlets tipped with long claws flexed lazily on the armrests of the throne.'
Looking good! In all honesty you could stop there, but maybe it just needs an extra touch of something to finish off and make him truly memorable.
4. Abstract imagery Similes and metaphors! Yes, doing these last, now that we a have a feel for the character. And let's keep away from 'x like a' and 'x was a' wording. Not just similes and metaphors though, let's change up some of our words and actions. Choose words and imagery that make the Reader feel how they should feel about this character. E.g. don't tell me someone is shifty, tell me their words are slippery and that they never meet my gaze for more than a second.
'Looked more like a vampire than most of his grotesque kind. Corpse-white skin around pitted eyes that gleamed like tar in the dim light. That same light played over metal plates riveted into his naked scalp. Throat clasped in a collar with maggot wires that wormed darkly into his skin. Sharp teeth flashed in a crocodilian grin. Gauntlets tipped with long claws flexed lazily on the armrests of the throne.'
Now this is great! In this one short description you've not only described Shaw in an exciting, interesting and fun-to-read way, but put him in the setting and introduced his personality.
Now the Reader knows what Shaw looks like, but also that his collar is hurting him(maggot wires/wormed darkly), he's laid-back and considers his high position secure while being willing to defend it with force(long claws flexed lazily) and that he uses deception and sudden overwhelming violence to get what he wants(crocodilian grin).
Now he sounds like a memorable character!
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Incorrect Summary of Metal Gear Rising Quotes:
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“Cope and Seethe, (Insert Name here). Why don’t you go back to Facebook and post some Minion memes?”
“Do you see, now? All this murder…and you still aren’t based.”
“Let me tell you, (Insert name here). You’re a normie, and a beta.”
“That’s cringe, (Insert name here). And your setup is WEAK.”
It’s cringe or be cringe, (Insert name here). Soon, you’ll understand.
“Free will is a myth. Religion is a joke. We’re all pawns controlled by something greater… MEMES. The DNA of the soul.”
“You’ll never be based with memes like that.”
“Doctor, turn off my cringe inhibitors.”
“Perhaps I am cringe…but that makes me free!”
“I was fucking joking, why did you do it?!”
“I’m starting to see what you’re getting at. And if based means what I think it means, then caring about your shitty posts is a long way off.”
“Alright, I’ve heard enough. Deadly force is authorized.”
“I’m sorry, officer, I was too busy playing League of Legends.”
“I will never eat peanut butter, ever again…”
“Stealth is optional, but so is my mercy.”
“My source is that I made it the fuck up.”
“We’re making the mother of all omelets, -. Can’t fret over every egg.”
“Oh my god, it’s the cringe nae nae baby.”
“Guess I have no choice…I challenge you to a debate.”
“And there’s nothing more American than shooting a man, in this Walmart of a world.”
“That’s a nice argument, (Insert name here). Why don’t you back it up with a source?”
“Your ass will always be cringe, and my ass will always be Thicc.”
“Oh, good! Ha ha, you’re getting more based by the day.”
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//And just like that, my mass crossover doodle project is complete! Not only that, it’ll also serve as my blog’s new promo/banner image! Overall, it’s a win win, and I’m really happy with how it looks!//
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#3
@nextlater​ said:  ❝ you stick out like a sore thumb here. ❞ — to Mokou, from Sayaka (most likely in the Outside World, lel)
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“Ah, and here I thought I was doing a pretty okay job at blending in... You outside people really changed up your fashion styles since I last visited, huh?”
It was quite a huge eye opener to see just how much the outside world had evolved from her early years. How long had it been since she saw this place? Nine-hundred years? A thousand? Regardless, the immortal felt quite out of place with her current outfit, where most outsiders settled for a fancier, yet simplistic get up, like jeans, designer jackets, and the such.
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Nicky:What’s that brain chemical that feels nice? Acetone?
Yuki:Ha. What is it called, though? I can’t remember.
Hyunwoo:Serito... Seritomin? Seritotin?
Yuki:Holy-
Hyunwoo:Seritone? I don’t know!
Nicky:Then why didn’t you just say you didn’t know!
Yuki:”I don’t know! Seritomin? Seritone?”
Hyunwoo:Seritocin!
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Daniel:What the hell is a “try guy”?
Chloe:It’s been on the air for eight years, and you’re asking now? Also, it’s very self-explanatory.
Daniel:It is? How? Do they try guys?
Laura:The really hot one does.
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Luke:My favorite lyric here is definitely when Ariana suddenly says...
Luke:”Wishing on a shooting star in the sky”. “We can do anything, if we try”. “Can’t ressurect Ghandi”. “But if we put our heads together”. “We can do anything”.
Alex:Probably my favorite pop song lyric of all time.
Luke:Wish on a star! You can be who you are! We can do anything! Except ressurect Martin Luther King Jr who was killed by the FBI.
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Isol:(on a call) Hi, my idiot friend climbed up a tree and can’t get down.
Firefighter:I’m sorry, we’re only responding to fires right now.
Isol: I see.
Isol:
Isol:Give me a second.
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Li Dailin:This one time, I was getting my ID for the first time. The man making it said “get the photo”, as in, “give me the photo for your identity”.
Li Dailin:But I misunderstood and pulled out my phone to take a picture. He said “what are you doing, it’s the photo for your ID you dumb bitch”.
Silvia:I’ve got one like that! I went to renew my driver’s license, and the doctor asked me a bunch of normal questions until he was like “so do you use anything”.
Li Dailin:And then you said “weed”.
Silvia:I thought he meant, like, cars.
Li Dailin:Silvia, you are SO stupid.
Silvia:I answered “yeah, every day!”
Li Dailin:(wheezes) “Yeah! I used today, even! Right before getting here!” Hah... Okay, what’d he say?
Silvia:”What do you use then? Anything, uhh, heavy...?”
Li Dailin:Trucks. Trailers. Buses.
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(doing a dramatized reading of a text message horror story)
Hyunwoo:”It’s so dark in here, it’s so scary!”
Isol:”Where are you?”
(They stare at the screen waiting for the messages to scroll.)
Isol:Holy shit, you’re taking so long to answer.
Hyunwoo:It’s because I’m so scared. “I’m in that dark road.”
Eleven:If it’s taking too long, start improvising!
Hyunwoo:Th... the one... that’s dark....
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Luke:Dailin, do you want your drink dirty?
Li Dailin:You know what I want.
Lenox:Do you know what that means? Do you know what the dirtiness is?
Li Dailin:I have no idea what it means, but I want it dirty.
Lenox:That’s olive juice.
Li Dailin:
Li Dailin:I want it clean.
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Hyunwoo:”Do you think we should snoop around?”
Isol:”If anyone’s going to get in trouble over this, it’s going to be you, not me. You should decide.”
Hyunwoo:”Ehh, we’ve... we’ve done so many things today... And he said the lantern’s in his room anyway...” Do I know where his room is?
Luke:No, you haven’t been in this house before.
Hyunwoo:I’m gonna open... this door.
Luke:You open the door. And you see it, Hyunwoo. You see... a very adorable kid’s room-
Isol:STOP DOING THAT!
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Isol:Fucking hate people who try to defend heat, go fuck yourself.
Hyunwoo:Going out when it’s hot is so good, though.
Isol:See? I’m right? Go fuck yourself.
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