Li Dailin:This one time, I was getting my ID for the first time. The man making it said “get the photo”, as in, “give me the photo for your identity”.
Li Dailin:But I misunderstood and pulled out my phone to take a picture. He said “what are you doing, it’s the photo for your ID you dumb bitch”.
Silvia:I’ve got one like that! I went to renew my driver’s license, and the doctor asked me a bunch of normal questions until he was like “so do you use anything”.
Li Dailin:And then you said “weed”.
Silvia:I thought he meant, like, cars.
Li Dailin:Silvia, you are SO stupid.
Silvia:I answered “yeah, every day!”
Li Dailin:(wheezes) “Yeah! I used today, even! Right before getting here!” Hah... Okay, what’d he say?
Silvia:”What do you use then? Anything, uhh, heavy...?”
Li Dailin:Trucks. Trailers. Buses.
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