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Arda:Shouting “derivative!” at an art school kid walking down the street from a moving vehicle, they break down and sob.
Sua:For literature majors, it’s “pedestrian”. Never felt as decimated as when a professor called my thesis proposal pedestrian.
Arda:All right, but if I, in a moving vehicle, yell that at someone on the sidewalk, that’s not an insult, that’s stating a fact.
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Sua:If I was a famous author, I would publish a book with ten different endings, each of which would print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended.
Sua:Then, when they figure it out, I would ‘come clean’, telling them that there were actually 11 different endings and watch them scramble to find the last ending.
Barbara:Are you satan?
Cathy:I’ll pay you five bucks to do that right now.
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(playing among us vr)
Sua:Hey, everyone, remember that you are not immediately muted in the lobby! So, if you say something like “oh, fuck” when you look at the role assigned, everyone will hear you!
(The game starts)
Silvia:Nice, man!
Li dailin:Oh, fuck.
Shoichi:Oh, fuck.
Sua:Oh, fuck!
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Sua:So I did some googling on how many scents you can combine together, and they were all like “just go for it! You can combine three, or four, or even six!”
Tia:(looking anxiously at the forty-six scents on the table) Uhm....
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Arda:Opinion on dragons?
Sua:I think the middle ages were the best, because they had magic and dragons.
Arda:You’d expect the age of dragons and magic to not be named the “middle” ages.
Sua:Yes! It’s the maximum age, the amazing age!
Arda:They had dragons, magic.... a lot of disease.... death...
Sua:That balances it a bit. They had to take dragons and magic away from us to fix the disease.
Arda:Yeah, all right, I’ll integrate that into my belief system.
#dunno how to describe like. sarcasm but not meant as mean? but that's the vibe#immortal soul incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#eternal return incorrect quotes#suablacksurvival#ardablacksurvival
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Sua:Please do not eat in the library!
Sua:Ants will show up and learn how to read, and become very smart.
Sua:Knowledge is power, but power corrupts, so they will become evil and aim for world domination.
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Sua:W... Well, I don’t remember that....
Li Dailin:Yeah you do. You remember everything. You remember what you wore on your third birthday party.
Sua:Florid dress, cream sweater and leaf earrings. (She looks down at her outfit) I need to update my look.
#immortal soul incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#eternal return incorrect quotes#suablacksurvival#lidailinblacksurvival#soft words
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(Coughing erupts from the entire room.)
Cathy:I’m- (cough) sorry, it must be something I ate...
Sua:It musn’t have been the sausages, the little girl passing them out said they aren’t poisoned- (cough)
Laura:Yes! Gasp for air and wail with anguish! The tingly sensation in your throats is the taste of my tingly, sensational revenge! Which, like justice and sausages, has been served cold!
Yuki:Everyone, Laura has poisoned you with a deadly fungus called Medusoid Mycellium! Even a single spore is deadly and horseradish is the only cure!
Alex:How did you find the Mycellium? I hid it where it could never be found, even by you.
Laura:Simple. I didn’t find it.
Yuki:Why is everyone coughing then?
Bianca:It’s probably the pepper!~
Shoichi:You mean to tell me you had the opportunity to poison this entire courtroom, and you served them overly peppered sausages?
#immortal soul incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#eternal return incorrect quotes#cathyblacksurvival#suablacksurvival#laurablacksurvival#yukiblacksurvival#alexblacksurvival#biancablacksurvival
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Luke:Laura, your turn. You feel a wave on the room behind you. Rana has started the teleportation ritual.
Laura:STARTED? Rana, please, hurry up.
Johann:Okay, but she healed us. Go lighter on her.
Sua:Yes, nearly to full health.
Laura:That is her own problem- twelve of our side are dead!
Luke:Laura, what are you going to do?
Laura:Cry. Sit on the ground and cry, and I say “Mooom!” Wait, I don’t have one.
#immortal soul incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#eternal return incorrect quotes#black and survival#lukeblacksurvival#laurablacksurvival#johannblacksurvival#suablacksurvival#'don't you mean hanna or hana' no the wiki said rana#from the same creators of jyoui jouki:rana#eventually corrected to joui but the woman died and her name was still not corrected
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Sua:
Li Dailin:Why this weak-ass font over a lake and some mountains? They deserve better.
Sua:Ah, I can fix that. One minute.....
Li Dailin:Now THIS is what I’m talking about.
#immortal soul incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#eternal return incorrect quotes#lidailinblacksurvival#suablacksurvival#soft words#......so uh#who's the person who gave laura a persona mask and called her a phantom thief#who got hit with a blessing from apollo#it's only her bag right? so essencially this has to get annoying. how many epic foods are there#imagine laura at final area trying to get more damage out. won't happen#this is the second sexy spanish character. if i cared like 1% more about spain i'd be angry#she and camilo are clearly the perfect match as selfish self centered people#i'm sort of worried about that combat skill#i'm gonna make a prediction. fuck it#i think her damage is gonna get nerfed#i know logically anything else could get nerfed but for some reason i have a strong prediction it's her attack
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Sua:Make sure to stay hydrated~
Li Dailin:Ehh, there’s water in soju.
Rozzi:There’s water in horse piss, but we acknowledge it has other things that make it not good at hydration.
#immortal soul incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#eternal return incorrect quotes#suablacksurvival#lidailinblacksurvival#rozziblacksurvival#soft words#chill vs no chill#ay boy we have patch notes#oh nice the titles in this one aren't invisible#those buffs are probably needed. those specific picks weren't very viable#very happy that my bullshit cathy healing cell is now buffed!#oh that's a solid nerf to purple cell#hoping people test this new cell to see which one's the most worth it#the 3% total is definitely more worth it for mai#but still. wondering#OH THEY FORGOT TO FINISH WRITING SOMETHING#this is definitely just a buff to aiden on release#ah wait is this supply request thing pve exclusive. i misunderstood things then. good anyway#bit of a pity that gunshot noises are only adjacent~ everyone knowing where you are can be part of the fun#well ok so that's a solid nerf for fiora#also a solid nerf to adela. technically an adjustment since weapons are gonna start breaking less but still#wha? lenox's interview is changing? well i've gotta check that out#i think i unlocked it. not sure#new pve chars available? nice nice#OH THANK FUCKING GOD I CAN PLAY HARD MODE NOW#mostly seems to be new mechanics over adjustments
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Fiora:It’s so bizarre when animated american films are set in a certain location and then only certain characters have the accents of that place. It makes no sense. Like, why is Colette more french than everyone else in Ratatouille? Why are Hiccup’s dads more scottish than everyone else in How to Train your Dragon?
Nathapon:To be fair, almost everyone in Ratatouille does have a French accent. The real question is why Linguini and also all the rats sound intensely American. If it was just the rats I’d say it’s because the movie can be interpreted to mean that the rats understand but don’t necessarily speak human languages so the rat dialog isn’t literally taking place the way we see it, but that doesn’t explain why Linguini has a rat accent.
Fiora:(chuckling) Linguini has a rat accent....
Sua:Do we ever hear for sure if he’s french? Maybe he’s an american immigrant.
Fiora:I mean, his name is Alfredo Linguini, so I always assumed he was italian.
Nathapon:Wait, his first name is Alfredo?
Fiora:Yep.
Li Dailin:Guys, he’s american. His mom’s american, they mention it in the start of the movie.
Nathapon:I’m sorry, I’ve moved on to the fact his mother was going through her cupboard for baby names.
Fiora:Alfredo was a name before it was a sauce, let’s go over the movie from the top again.
#immortal soul incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#eternal return incorrect quotes#nathaponblacksurvival#fiorablacksurvival#suablacksurvival#lidailinblacksurvival#i rarely give my take on one of my own posts nowadays because i don't like influencing#either negatively by saying i don't like it or positively by saying i liked it#but this one is kind of a favorite of mine rn#imagining it as all of them in the same couch. conversating mid movie
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Sua:Excited for the rpg tomorrow?
Li Dailin:Hell yeah I am. I’m so excited that, like... I was sent a bunch of drinks to taste-test, and I’ve elected to only drink one sip of each so I’m not extremely hungover.
Li Dailin:I mean, if I’m gonna be hungover I better be on saturday to sunday instead of friday to saturday, especially since we’re all probably gonna die and that’s a really good reason to drink.
#immortal soul incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#eternal return incorrect quotes#suablacksurvival#lidailinblacksurvival#soft words#best part? if i got the timing right that was said in the livestream in the day before the last saturday's session#during which someone nearly dies once and otherwise nothing too big happens in that front#'that sounds relevant' no that guy nearly dies constantly. he's the party tank#also he doesn't have ranged weapons and ergo is always at attacking range for the monsters#unlike literally everyone else in the party who can use ranged attacks and often do#tonhão Ow My Shoulder pontevedra is an outlier and should not be counted#black and survival#source:calango#thank god past me said that it was balu's player i was NOT sure who it was
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Sua:Daily affirmation, repeat after me!
Sua:I have an underlying propensity for violence and can drop into primitive rage at the drop of a hat.
(Hart plays a piano tune.)
#immortal soul incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#eternal return incorrect quotes#suablacksurvival#hartblacksurvival#sweethearts#motherfucker. now i'm wondering if sua's memory is a vf thing#the hyejin pass is making me rethink... life#because i thought she did nothing magic. she was just a girl who dressed weird#but she's constantly praying then going 'you're gonna kill someone tomorrow but you're gonna get a loooot of fish in the pond'#SO SHE CAN CLEARLY DO SOMETHING RIGHT#that pass is post-eva so clearly they're thinking about the vf part of it#eva was the first time they went ALRIGHT LADS SO THIS GROUNDED UNIVERSE HAS MAGIC#YOU'RE GONNA TAKE SIX CHARACTERS TO GET USED TO IT BUT WE HAVE MAGIC#so now i'm just wondering if everything slightly weird is magic because if i dismissed zahir and hyejin as not magic.....#god. fuckkkk. which things are vf and which aren't. is hyejin's thing even vf. i think zahir's is for sure but is hers#who knows man. who knows
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Johann:Lesbians, what is your wisdom today?
Chiara:Invest in silver.
Fiora:Kiss women.
Nicky:All girls.... beautiful.
Johann:Excellent. Gays, what is your wisdom today?
Daniel:Boys... good.
JP:Agsjdksjdkjs.
Johann:Incredible. Bi, pan and poly people, what is your wisdom today?
Hyunwoo:People are pretty but I can’t talk to them.
Chloe:Ice cream fixes a lot of things.
Johann:Superb. Trans people, nonbinary people, what is your wisdom today?
Luke:If you lick a doorknob, you don’t own it. It owns you.
Isol:May look like I’m twelve, but I’m a man.
Eleven:Kiss everything. Dogs, people, bees, just kiss everything~
Johann:Terrific. Aromantic people, asexual people, what is your wisdom today?
Zahir:Bodies are an illusion and time is fake.
Sua:Cat’s fur is lovely~
Johann:Stupendous. Thank you all for your wisdom.
#the obvious leap in logic from seeing a priest that cares a lot about people is to presume he says gay rights#immortal soul incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#johannblacksurvival#chiarablacksurvival#fiorablacksurvival#nickyblacksurvival#danielblacksurvival#jpblacksurvival#hyunwooblacksurvival#chloeblacksurvival#lukeblacksurvival#isolblacksurvival#elevenblacksurvival#zahirblacksurvival#suablacksurvival#i only just realized as i was writing in the character tags i put in luke as trans/nb#thought i was putting him in the bi/pan/poly one]#yknow what? i'm sticking by that
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Sua:Why does food get colder, while drinks get warmer?
Rozzi:The food’s hot and the drink’s cold.
Sua:Why wouldn’t they both get warmer?
Rozzi:They change temperature according to the environment. If it’s 23 degrees, then the food will get colder until it’s 23 degrees and the drink will get warmer until it’s 23 degrees.
Sua:Ooooooh.
Rozzi:W... what, are you horny for thermodynamics?
#immortal soul incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#eternal return incorrect quotes#suablacksurvival#rozziblacksurvival#they're really working on pink cell until it's worth it#probably a good idea since i see pink cell and have the same reaction as breadseeking#yeah maybe you'll fuck me up. but if you do then i'll literally personally congratulate you#oh so the drone IS for the pvp instead of the pve! okay#glad rio got a buff since i'm planning on buying her#probably good that adela got that buff since i have a sick laugh when i see an adela check me only once#eyy axe of pangu is back to its original glory#next is meteorite gauntlet right. right#ok but that team match bug sounds hilarious#imagine if the opposite team was roasting you#all right patch notes time done. when the hell is maintenance actually happening#implies it's the day after right? but they have said they're postponing#so what the fuck#i'll leave today as usual. once i have full confirmation of when the season's ending i'll set it up#moth wreath
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